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don't forget to pay your taxes on that $1200, goy

>>18067649
(((reserve)))

>>18067649
Why do I get the vibe the market will dump because of this?

>>18067649

Wew! My wife will be happy to hear her defaulted student loans will be reduced by $1,200.

>>18067758
If your wife was smart she wouldn't have student loans.

>>18067776

She's not smart, but the pussy game ridiculous.

>>18067649
https://brrr.money/

enjoye some comfy BRRRRRR tunes in these dark times frens

>>18067789
if your wife was student loans, she would fuck me.

Tfw didn't do taxes

>>18067831
Based

>>18067649
>Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount
They said those who filed in 2019 will get it too right?

FUCK YES

That 25 billion could have given every American another $240.

Blame the airlines on why you get $1200 instead of $1440!

how stimulated is your package right now?

>>18067997
My puts were a mistake.

>>18067903
That was in every previous version so should still be in.

Afaik the actual bill hasnt been released yet,McConnel told the senate they reached this agreemenr at 1:30 (less than an hour ago)

My favourite part is that this doesn't seem to mention extra money for kids.

>>18068018
The thing that gets me is why is there only enough money (250 billion / 1200) to pay 208 million Americans? Last I checked we have 327 million. Unless that is how many make over 100k and don't qualify.

We're all gonna get drunk for weeks!

SOMEONE JUST FUCKING TELL ME IF MY 600 DOLLARS A WEEK IS COMING IN SINCE IM LAID OFF

"Schumer said negotiators agreed to put “unemployment insurance on steroids” by expanding those covered to include people who are furloughed, gig workers and freelancers, and by increasing the payments by $600 dollars per week for four months, on top of what states provide as a base unemployment compensation."


https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2020-03-24/congress-white-house-stimulus-deal-coronavirus

>>18068018
It mentions $500 per child mate

aaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm priced out

thanks obama

>>18068005
Doesn't change the fact the economy ground to a halt, real end/crash will come when we get some numbers on production from china, and the unemployment in the states.

>one time payment

I will finally have half of a bitcoin thanks to trump. thank u mr president

>>18068072
>gig workers and freelancers

Sweet, 1099 here. Was worried I might miss out on unemployment gibs.

>>18067844
I just started working 3 months ago of course I haven't filed yet.

>>18067649
I need gold back in stock reeeeeeeee. Time to make my first buy

>>18068108
It's probably not
there's no way we get back on track before the next month rent is due

>>18068123
It is based on 2018 tax return, not last year.

Can I get it if I'm on unemployment?

>>18068045
327 million includes children and people who have never filed taxes (neets, disableds, whores, etc..)

It also includes everyone who makes more than 75,000/year. They wont be getting as much if anything at all.

>>18068085
Well shit, I guess LoQueesha gettin her nails did.

>>18068206
I don't see why you wouldn't.

Did you file taxes for 2018/2019? As far as I can tell that's the only requirement. Might be even looser though.

Why do large corporations need 500 billion for liquidity ? Break it down for a brainlet anons please

>>18068257
Yeah, my taxes are all filed as soon as I get them

>>18068333
They don't.

But they think it will make stock number go up.

>>18068175
this. he said it's 1200 a month until the we're no longer under national emergency

>>18067649
I want to read this bill they "agreed" on. This has to be as bad as the first one.
>>18068072
I got laid off in Feb, I wonder if this would apply to me?

this is horse shit, there are stuggling white american families that make around 75k too ya know. having that level of cutoff is asinine. also 1200 bucks is a fucking joke are you kidding me? that's one month's rent or house payment for many people. should have been 2 grand per person minimum.

I didn't file my 2018 taxes. Was gonna put off my 2019 taxes. If I file them now is there a chance I can get the monies too?

>>18067649
So if you married file jointly where I work and my wife doesn't. Do we get 2400 total or just 1200?

Gonna need to be a lot more than that to rejuvenate the economy. If Republicans were smart, they would use this virus as an excuse to trick democrats into giving people a lot of money and truly stimulate the economy.

>>18068420

good question, probably another cop out on their part. i'm MFJ as well with an 18 month old and honestly i'm not expecting anything over 1000, anything more is just icing on the cake.

>>18068403
75k per person, not family. So a couple fling jointly max at 150k a year

>>18068333

Most were running on a month-to-month budget. Most gamble on the stock market to make extra cash. Many will go under if they don't get some immediate cash.

>>18068420
You get $2400 for the both of you.

>>18067649
Oh boy oh boy I can't wait to buy 0.75 of an ounce of a shiny piece of shitty metal that /biz/ shilled to me

>>18067649
It says the people who were going to get $600 will now get $1200. No mention of those who would have received nothing under the old plan. That means people who made less than $2500 will still get nothing.

>>18068416
Yes it's based off 2018 or 2019 if there is no 2018 on file.

However with the amount of people filing... I would do it like right now.

Aight so

I'm an expat

I made like 150k but 100k was excluded due to a special exclusion

So my total taxable income was 50k

I don't need this money

But I fucking want it

Do I get 1200 in trump bucks too??

Yeh nigga

>>18067720
But cryptos won't and that's all that matters

>>18068072

So we work while lefties get paid? Deal with your own shit cunts. All lefties should just use their savings.

How to file 2018 taxes I have the w2

>>18068920
You need a ssn

Hyperinflation imminent. You had a chance. Now sit back and get fucking liquidated with the rest of the normies, GL americuckholds.