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6 TRILLION DID NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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>> No.18061909 [DELETED] 

>>18061892
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>> No.18061911
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18061911

First for pre-agricultural civilization

>> No.18061915

I wish I had 6 trillion dorrar.

>> No.18061922
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18061922

>Delta downgraded to junk credit
>stock goes up

>> No.18061925
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18061925

vote
https://www.strawpoll.me/19610428/

>> No.18061936

At this point I don't even know what to think of the stocks anymore.

>> No.18061937

mmmmmmmmmmm futures red mmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.18061947

If you did TA with a 199 day moving average wouldn't you get all the signals a day early and beat all the other TA guys

>> No.18061948

“This was a one-day bull market,” CNBC’s Jim Cramer said on “Closing Bell” on Tuesday. “You had stocks that moved so much they basically moved as if the second half of the year is going to be good. I struggle to find out why the second half of the year should be good ...I hate this kind of rally. This was a machine driven rally, just like the sell-offs … I want to wait to see.”

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Nothing but red soon.

>> No.18061952
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18061952

SPY will hit 180 before it hits 270.

>> No.18061953

FUTURES TANKING
NO NO NO

>> No.18061954

>get back to work by easter its a nothing burger
>6 TRILLION dollars stimulus
I know the stock market is about to have the plunge of a lifetime I just don't know if its going to be in a few days or a few weeks or a few months.

>> No.18061956
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18061956

ROLLING IN FOR A DIVE BOMB

>> No.18061964
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>>18061925
pre-conference vote for comparison

>> No.18061966
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18061966

Killing the elderly is radical economic stimulus

>they cost massive amounts in tax money, 80% of healthcare spending is end of life care
>the bailouts will be less than taking care of them
>massive amounts of inheritance going to the younger generations that would otherwise be wasted on end of life care

Everybody forgets we are run by 160 IQ dark triad chad jews, they have this all calculated

>> No.18061967

New fag question: Say, hypothetically, I invest in bitcoin at 100 dollars. Is it possible for me to end up in a situation where I owe on bitcoin? Will they take it out of the cash in my portfolio?

>> No.18061968

>>18061947
That's why I use a 0 day moving average

>> No.18061972

>>18061947
o boi

>> No.18061982
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>>18061915
Just wait for a month or two, your next paycheck will be in trillion of dollars. Sadly one trillion won't even get you one of these.

>> No.18061983

>>18060950
kek

>> No.18061984
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18061984

REMINDER
-some roasties ass is NOT business & finance
-some roasties instagram is NOT business & finance
-some roasties tits, no matter how "hot" you think they are is NOT business & finance
-a crop of K pop idols face is NOT business & finance
-b8 threads like "is selling bottles of pee profitable, is instragram profitable, how do i make money off cosplay" are just calls off topic for off topic discussion and NOT business & finance
-a pic of atheletic or olympic girls in skimmpy clothing is NOT business & finance (even if you try to hide it by asking if sports industry is profitable)
-lifestyle threads about gold diggers is NOT business & finance, theyre a personal choice
-asking how much of X for a Y gf is NOT business & finance
-all camwhores asking about getting into e thotting need to go back to >>>/soc/
-hentai and ecchi is also NOT business & finance

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Bloody Thursday finna be LITTTTT

>> No.18061990
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18061990

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18061996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZuqELcy27g

>> No.18062000

>>18061922

Seriously what in the fuck is happening? Is this some short squeeze before the roller coaster down?

>> No.18062005

>>18061984
cringe

>> No.18062016

>>18061984
janny application get declined?

>> No.18062022
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>>18061950
Too fucking based for this thread, this board. What are you even doing here. I'm a stacklet, only 550 oz silver

>> No.18062024
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>> No.18062035

>>18062000
Think about this for a second, the entire U.S economy is being traded like a shit coin, it's over for the united states, the 10 year going to as low as 0.5 not long ago was everyone with sanity exiting the U.S market

>> No.18062039
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18062039

Not voting for this orange retard again

>> No.18062042

>>18061947
Jesus Christ this is brilliant

>> No.18062045

Accumulate REFR

>> No.18062052

>>18062022
Is platinum a good investment?

>> No.18062053

>>18061984
Post tits.

>> No.18062057
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18062057

So the market wants to drop, because by all means the market should drop, but instead we see credit downgrades and stock surges for the same companies, for the same day. Because the Fed is willing to give essentially infinite money to banks, who then loan it out, but all the collateral is worthless. Which means the Fed's balance sheet is mostly worthless. But the market goes up anyways. Coronavirus made stocks go down, and all that happened was the Fed got way more blatant and billions turned into trillions.

...

So I should buy Carnival stock?

Something is broken.

>> No.18062058
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>>18062022
is there a more boomer investment than metals?

>> No.18062061
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I_FHQWRuj8
PUMP PUMP
PUMP PUMP
PUMP PUMP

>> No.18062063

As an indian i applaud and welcome thedecision of 21 days complete lockdown by our PM Modi.

After watching POTUS speech yesterday where all he said was 'economy economy economy ' ; i was very very scared what would happen to india if modi was stubborn as well. We have a huge population with sub par medical facilities, if covid19 spreads here it will an annihilation.

I dont mind staying inside for a month if that means every single indian is safe, we can work on the economy afterwards. Lives of people come before anything else.

In his speech today he mentioned even the strongest nations are crippled by this fast spreading virus. I am very very happy right now he made this hard but right decision to lock everyone in their homes.

Stay safe guys. Hope US and all other countries follow suit.

>> No.18062067

>>18062058
Diamonds.

>> No.18062069
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18062069

REtards look at the german stock market during the hyperinflation of course it's going to increase

>> No.18062071

>>18062035
Some of the short term treasuries went negative this week

>> No.18062073

>>18061966
Agreed except for anyone running shit.

The closest thing we have to that are a few corporations that own everything and trade between eachother. They cycle through people and dispose of them as soon as they’re no longer necessary.

There are many forces that drive the events of the world, and it’s easy to think all of them are controlled. But there’s more chaos then that.

Mad plans, god laughs. You know?

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>this caused a pump

>> No.18062076

>>18062052
Very undervalued, IMO anything under $1000 is a gift

>> No.18062077

to whoever called me a boomer in the last thread, im not, im fucking 49.

>> No.18062081

>>18062039
I wasn't either until senile Biden became the democrat nominee. Wish they would have put up someone competent like Tulsi.

>> No.18062093

>>18062077
kek

>> No.18062101
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>>18062057
I bought Carnival Cruise lines yesterday and sold it today for a 30% profit.
*honk*

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>>18061947
holy fuck he solved it

>> No.18062104

>>18062045
I unironically liquidated my REFR to buy more SDOW.

>> No.18062103

>>18062077
You're

>> No.18062108

>>18062057
what's going on with CCL is some serious fuckery/money laundering

>> No.18062109

so we can get as much money as we want now right? they're printing to infinity so we can all be rich! :)

>> No.18062119

>>18062077
Ok boomer

>> No.18062128

>>18062074
based and easter pilled

>> No.18062132
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18062132

ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE?
ARE YOU ON THE LEVEL?

>> No.18062133

>>18062074
the response that saved /biz/

>> No.18062138

>>18061947
Based but also stupid

>> No.18062142

>>18061967
Yes, and yes. For more insight, provide more detail in reddit.com/r/cryptocurrency

>> No.18062146

>>18062108
Is it a good buy now?

>> No.18062147
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>>18061984
>-hentai and ecchi is also NOT business & finance

>> No.18062154
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https://youtu.be/XB401RfGMlM?t=8

>> No.18062155

>>18062101
I think the system is about to break. Because the whole idea is that the Fed loaning money out doesn't cause inflation, because that money has to be repayed. But a shit ton of debt is about go become worthless, because a lot of companies are going to go bankrupt in the next quarter. So does...that become inflation? It someone defaults on debt to the Fed, the money isn't returned, so there's inflation, right?

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Did I miss my chance to buy??? Or is Thursday still a good chance??

>> No.18062170

With this stimulus bill getting close, I'm debating investing in AAL and CCL.

>> No.18062174

>>18061984
What the fuck did I actually miss?

>> No.18062176

>>18061892
What do you mean it didnt nothing? Market had its best day in 80 years.

>> No.18062179

>>18062162
Wait a year then look back on this and you will know if it was a good time to buy

>> No.18062181

uhhhhhhhhhh bobos? futures are barely down, why are you celebrating

>> No.18062190

>>18062081
Biden will let the professionals do their jobs. He just needs to rubber stamp everything important. It’ll be like that one guy who got really sick in office and had to make his wife do a lot of shit for him. Uhhhh maybe FDR?
Or maybe more like Bush/Cheney and lets fucking hope we get someone better than Cheney.

>> No.18062193

also read this, yes I know it's Twitter, yes I know it's Nate Bismuth, but he's right and you should read this, at least the first line
https://mobile.twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1242582356499857409

>> No.18062194

WE WON CRAB BROS

>> No.18062195
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18062195

Dude, seriously, fuck this market.

>> No.18062200

>>18062170
Stimulus is priced out.

>> No.18062201
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18062201

Why do you guys keep saying case numbers are about to blow up?
It's growing linearly retards.

>> No.18062204

>>18061948
Ah shit he was on closing bell?
I didn’t even check out yesterday’s 20 minute mad money either...

>> No.18062205

>>18062190

try Jimmy Carter

>> No.18062206
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NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS

>> No.18062209

>>18062181
Futures have been open for all of 2 hours at this point and are beginning a trend down. Cramer and Goldman sachs called today a "Fools rally" and further negative movement is expected.

>> No.18062214

Currently up $453.99 from PLAY and NCHL. Should I keep them until summer?

>> No.18062223

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Tq6t3VMV4&feature=youtu.be

Limit down will be hit on the no vote

>> No.18062224

>>18062201
How can people be this fucking dumb, what is more testing?

>> No.18062225

>>18062201
>It's growing linearly retards.
>on a log scale

>> No.18062226

>>18062193
Yes, Corona exists... we know. What the fuck should we do with this information?

>> No.18062228

ITS
ALREADY
GOING
BACK
DOWN
LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.18062230

>>18062205
Nah Carter was a fuckkng bumpkin. Biden is Washington elite and shit.

>> No.18062231

>>18062155
We will have a deflationary death spiral first. That's what the fed is most afraid of and why they don't care about inflation for now. Deflationary recession can last a decade. Inflation happens afterwards, which the fed will deal with by raising interest rates unless Powell doesn't have the balls to crash the market to save our currency like Volcker did. If that's the case, then we turn into the Weimar Republic.

>> No.18062234

>>18062155
Unlike the repo market where there is a large expectation that the loan will be paid back, buying up of corporate and municipal debt would be risky even in good times. When they default the Fed has effectively erased a negative account somewhere. This is money printing. And its how the Fed has always done it. And they know it.
They will force the US into a zombie economy for decades to fight deflation.

>> No.18062235

>>18062201
[logarithmic scale]

>> No.18062237
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>>18062104
Based and huge dickpilled
We’re gonna make it bro

>> No.18062240
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FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK IT
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE
NOT ANOTHER DOLLAR
I'M NOT BUYING SHIT UNTIL THE 1000-2000 POINT DAILY SWINGS STOP
STOP IT
STOP IT NOW
YOU WON'T GET A PENNY FROM ME
I WON'T LIFT A FINGER TO CLICK BUY
NOT A FINGER!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18062242
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>>18062201
Youre joking, but most normal people would see no problem with your statement.

>> No.18062243

>>18062205
Best U.S president, he was to good to hold office.

>> No.18062246
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WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW $20,500 EVER AGAIN

IRONCLAD SUPPORT AT THESE LEVELS

>> No.18062254
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18062254

What does this chart indicate for SQQQs future?

All indications for SQQQ to hit 11 or lower...

>> No.18062259

>>18062254
Crabs forever.

>> No.18062261
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18062261

Futures are surging!!

>> No.18062263

>>18062246
if it's always you who posts these very similar posts, keep going, they always make me smile

>> No.18062279
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>>18062240
You just got /CLAW'd/

>> No.18062281

>>18061892
Trump is kinda smart. If he let's coronavirus kill elderly people it will be one of the biggest cuts to social security with actually cutting it. And it will boost the economy

>> No.18062293

>>18062254
Why does Nigram always make his shit with the most god-awful aesthetics.

>> No.18062298
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>>18062132
Gotta make a deal
Right here right now
With the devil!

>> No.18062299
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18062299

how to get off this ride lads?

>> No.18062300

>>18062201
Based retard.

>> No.18062302

>>18062281
Without *

>> No.18062306

>>18062299
Priced in, you cant get off.

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>>18062259
I get that

do you think sqqq will crab its way back to atleast 23?

>> No.18062311

>>18061922
Junk credit means more likely they will at least partially default on their bonds. During defaults or bond restructuring the deal is always favorable to ensuring the company's survival and protecting stockholders, not bond holders. Nobody gives a shit about protecting bond holders right now.

>> No.18062312

>>18061953
means nothing but i pray it continues for my puts to be saved

>> No.18062316

>>18062281
If you let coronavirus kill even a million boomers he'll lose to Biden by a landslide. And he's dooming the Republican party because the elderly are their base. If you think Trump is playing 4D chess you might actually be retarded.

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How crabbed are we bros?

>> No.18062325

>>18062281
How do I short life insurance companies lol

>> No.18062330
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>>18062293
Maybe its something to do with Indians and blue screens from windows?

>> No.18062334

>>18062240
Four point swings are free money if you time them right and most of them will be down until corona is over.

>> No.18062333

>>18062316
Anyone that takes Trump sincerly is a low IQ retard at this point

>> No.18062343

>>18062316
It’s mostly going to kill cityboomers who are shitlibs

>> No.18062344

>>18062325
By shorting life insurance companies.

>> No.18062346

>>18062325
they'll figure out a way to classify this pandemic as an act of god and escape their contracts

>> No.18062347

>yellowstone national park closed due to eruption fears.

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>> No.18062355

>>18062254
Yes okay we know you desperately want to profit off your calls

>> No.18062358

>>18062347
This is bullish right?

>> No.18062357

>>18062346
>If you didn’t die of organ failure AND pneumonia it doesn’t count
Basically how they weaseled out of Katrina
>if you don’t have flood insurance AND hurricane insurance you’re out of luck

>> No.18062361
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*wala* just like that drumpf killed off all the sanctuary cities

>> No.18062362

>>18062058
marriage

>> No.18062367

>>18062225
That's very worrying. And impressive.

>> No.18062369

Have a SQQQ put that’s gonna execute in the morning. Should I cancel it or buy more?

>> No.18062374
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>>18061964

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>>18062281
why would he kill off his voter base?

>> No.18062383

Asian stocks rallying hard as fuck

It's over for bears

>> No.18062386

anyone in the wsb discord?

>> No.18062395
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>> No.18062404
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>Democrats try to stuff 1400 PAGES of Green New Deal, Obamacare 2.0, Massive Socialist programs, OPEN BORDERS, and punish corporations that don't pay them, into the stimulus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7O0RPvq-Rk
There is ZERO CHANCE stimulus is passing this week. They will not budge because Biden cannot win, and many of them will lose their seats no matter what. This is their only chance to pass anything in their favor. Democrats have gone NUCLEAR and will KILL AMERICANS to get whatever they want!

>> No.18062406

does this reassure you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdjzIaEDTnw

>> No.18062407

>>18062386
No, I'm not a cuck. Why do you ask?

>> No.18062408

>>18062395

Thank god. New York City is a liberal hellscape.

>> No.18062410

lol Gaines and Graham have agreed to suspend Senate pay until they pass the bill

>> No.18062419

>>18062395
>>>/pol/
>>18062380
Jesus fucking shit. I can't read this.

>> No.18062425

>>18062395
Oh shit this isn't priced in, Bull bro's we got to cocky!

>> No.18062428

>>18062395
felling bullish desu

>> No.18062431

>>18062333
This

>> No.18062436

>>18062395
This is bullish

>> No.18062437

>>18062395
priced in

>> No.18062441

>>18062395
Is this bullish?

>> No.18062444

>>18062404
Good. Stimulus is fucking stupid and literally a handout to these dumbass companies that put most of their gains into stock buybacks instead of holding cash for just such an occasion. Fuck them.

>> No.18062445

>>18062404
Hey bud, you forgot to mention what the republicans tried to stuff in the stimulus bill

>> No.18062446

>>18062395
Made me check, I didn't see shit on there.

>> No.18062451
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>german DNA is confirmed to have a mutation that makes them more resistant to coronachan
took him nearly a century but hitler won in the end

>> No.18062452

>>18062407
some mod got demoted and a channel deleted and him and all his followers are sperging out big time, pretty funny to watch

>> No.18062454
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>>18062395
>see Italy overrun by deaths
>do nothing
>wait three weeks
>become overrun by deaths
>surprisedtrumpface
"Nobody knew, nobody new it would be that bad" – Donald Trumpachu

>> No.18062461

Oh fuck I think I understand what Trump wants to do.

He wants the churches open for Easter Sunday.

>> No.18062463

Bears I'm really sorry this was all my fault. I bought stonks for the first time in my life yesterday, SQQQ, and then this happened.

>> No.18062464

>>18062404
That was the democrat poison pill. It's not being considered. At the moment they, both parties, are working on amendments to the original stimulus bill. The general takeaway I got from most recent articles today is they're writing everything up tonight and hopefully voting tomorrow morning.

>> No.18062468

>>18062155
The notion that printing money causes consumer item inflation is an old school of thought. If I print 10 trillion dollars, give it to Jeff Bezos..and he stockpiles it in a vault..there is no inflation. Consumer inflation (price of milk) only happens when there is pressure for consumer prices or costs such as oil/energy rises.

What's the fed is doing causes a different and safer type of inflation. They print a bunch of money..buy up bonds..and boom..they just inflated the price of bonds, real estate, and stocks. Prices go up but only for asset holders, not for consumer goods. It's inflation for the wealthy, not inflation for the have not.

>> No.18062469

>>18062395
>futures green

>> No.18062476

100 shares of $23 SQQQ. I'm certain I'll be getting fucked tomorrow.

Commiserate pls.

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Just juke, wait this one out, and things will not go back to normal, but we can come back stronger than ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZuHPAbte9U

>> No.18062495

>>18062451
Lol you are retarded, they just don’t count the deaths

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Buy FNGU

Why are small business basically destroyed in one swipe, why are the FAANG companies all hoarding 100,000's of masks, the FAANG companies are going to replace government screencap this post, people will go to walmart for health treatment, people will buy groceries on amazon

It's over for government and/or small business you CANNOT stop technocapital

>> No.18062497

>>18062162
Sauce?

>> No.18062499

>>18062452
lmao redditors are such losers man.

>> No.18062507

>>18062461
So which coffin/tombstone company do I invest in?

>> No.18062510

>>18062454
I am pleased the government narrative has shifted from federal to state by state. New York and parts of California are in big trouble. Washington state, too. Places with big compact urban centers at most risk. A lot of other states have pretty low numbers per capita.

>> No.18062512

>>18062464
I really hate this shit because every day they go to vote on cloture, it causes the market to slowly rise. Its fucking annoying.

>> No.18062515

BUY GUSH

>> No.18062516

>>18062496
>why are the FAANG companies all hoarding 100,000's of masks

They stockpiled them after the wildfires two years back.

>> No.18062519

>>18062499
>The insults aren’t right, but you’ve unilaterally taken something away that he and many of us are passionate about
lel

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>>18062444
>>18062464
The stimulus is supposed to give every American 1-3k, and only give stimulus to companies that ban buybacks and ceo bonuses. The Dems WANT to kill the economy, they WANT to kill Americans. They will just import more slaves, and pay less to dead boomers that don't vote for them. THIS IS OUR CONGRESS!

>> No.18062523

>>18062496
Ted Kaczynski was right.
Take the Tedpill.

>> No.18062534

>>18062499

The problem with reddit is that it always devolves into someone gaining power and then just banning everyone with opinions they don't like.

>> No.18062539

>>18062519
Post some screenshots if you can.

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>>18062510
Are you mongo retarded m8?

>> No.18062545

>>18062522
>The Dems WANT to kill the economy
Based.

>> No.18062547

Can somebody explain, how the fuck is Chipotle worth like $800 a share whereas McDonald's is only like $160.

>> No.18062548

>>18062507
>yfw "Go to church to own the libs" becomes a thing

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>>18062497
fuck off coomer

>> No.18062563

>>18062547
Don’t compare share price, compare market caps and price to earnings. Go to investopedia

>> No.18062568

Because cartel money

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>>18062347
Priced in

>> No.18062575

>>18062547
Number of outstanding shares. Chipotle has a market cap of 16.35B. McDonalds has a market cap of 102.2B

>> No.18062580

>>18061892
Why are you pink? The stock market shot up like crazy today.

>> No.18062583

>>18062522
>only give stimulus to companies that ban buybacks and ceo bonuses
What's wrong with this?

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>>18062476
WITNESSED

>> No.18062592

>>18062547
>what is market cap?
>what is shares outstanding?

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USA now reporting over 200 deaths in the past 24 hours

>> No.18062601

>Lindsey Graham complimenting Trump to the camera in an empty chamber
That's... disconcerting.

>> No.18062603

Somewhat BREAKING: COVID-19 HAS SURPASSED THE DAILY DEATH TOLL OF ESTIMATED MALARIA AND HIV/AID'S DAILY DEATH TOLL

>> No.18062604

>>18062476
100 shares at 24.6 and I'M NOT SELLING

>> No.18062605

>>18062522
>Republicans talk about wanting the free market
>Turn around and do exactly the opposite of free market
Don't think the Dems are the only one's being retarded here.

>> No.18062612

DIE DIE DIE

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if we parse from history, shits not looking good lads

>> No.18062615

>>18062595
Source? https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries is showing 145 for the day.

>> No.18062619

>>18062231
Stahhhhp Weimar is not a good metaphor for the us with inflation.
>>18062279
Based but the guy should also be red
>>18062404
It’s called negotiation
You always ask for something you know you’re not gonna get, AND you even get to tell your hardcore leftists “aww sorry guys we really tried!”

MEANWHILE, the size of the stimulus package keeps getting larger as nothing changes

>> No.18062620

>>18061984
Seethe more faggot

>> No.18062623

>>18062347
The Supervolcano erupting is already priced in, anon.

>> No.18062624

>>18062580
followers of coronachan holding sqqq way longer than they should

>> No.18062626
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>>18062580
Because THIS is what 6 TRILLION dollars ($6,000,000,000,000) of stimulus just bought faggot bulls.
It's actually quite hilarious.

>> No.18062629

>>18062395
Extremely bullish. SPX 3000 EOW.

>> No.18062636

>>18062626
ah the futures meme

>> No.18062638
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LET IT GO MOSHE

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>>18062613
we'll be fine

>> No.18062645

>>18062613
b-bullish...

>> No.18062646

>>18062613
Funny how they completely ignore the best days during the recession. Thanks for proving this pump was a complete farce.

>> No.18062649

>>18062592
I'm new to stocks and barely understanding it.

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>>18061984
I'm going to marry Purrblind when I finally cash out my SPY puts!

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/biz/ right now is like /pol/ during a happening, every day.

>> No.18062655

>>18062626
>tfw sold all my futures except SVXY which is still green
>bought early and climbed
>bought calls with the climb

>> No.18062659

>>18062615
Doesn't have the latest NYC numbers just reported

>> No.18062662
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Question to the Americans here. Has your life been affected so far? Where I live literally all human meetings are banned and you can call the police if your neighbour has a guest over or walks with his friend down the road.
All shops have closed down except essential stores like supermarkets, car repair, funeral services, gun stores and a few others.

What is the US doing right now?

>>18062595
Its only the beginning.

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>>18062554
>saving coomer reactions from coomer threads
>FAcK oFf cOoMER
State of (You)

>> No.18062665
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>>18062583
Because thats what ORANGE MAN wants! WE CAN'T LET ORANGE MAN WIN!

>>18062605
Republicans are obviously greedy fucks too, but they aren't holding the American people hostage to do it.

>> No.18062670

>>18062626
no one takes you seriously getting futures info from a shit website, just fyi

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>>18062654
The thing is, it is happening.

>> No.18062673

>>18062074
IS THIS THE GOLDEN TICKET.. will the rebirth of christ mean a rebirth of gold backed american currency??? why ddsnt anyone here mention the andrenachrome and corona 33a into the factor of the stock market dive all the movie stars are all looking like theyre on heroin

>> No.18062682

>>18061892
Who else bull here?
Bought Chevron yesterday as my last purchase and now all in in stocks, crypto and metal.

>> No.18062683
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I just put $500 in now, have another $500 waiting to go in if it falls more

>> No.18062687

>>18062445
So did you. Must not have been worth mentioning I guess.

>> No.18062690

>>18062572
8/10 bait, made me check the source

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>>18062654
glorious, isn't it? quarantine entertainment at its finest

>> No.18062693

>>18061892
I have some woodworking machines to help build our new civilization...

>> No.18062694

>>18062652
>those cut scares
Immersion broken desu

>> No.18062696

I just want to experience a triple breaker in my lifetime.

>> No.18062698

>>18062534
clearly hasn't been to leddit. it's much more subtle than that. except for some fringe subs, nobody is getting explicitly banned. instead, subs develop their own hivemind that upvotes the narrative of the hivemind and downvotes everything else.
it's extremely shallow and arbitrary. whenever the hivemind of a sub discusses a new topic, especially topics that are fact driven, it often does not know what to do with itself and just accepts and snowballs the first opinion that gains a few upvotes, without considering the opinion itself.
a good example for this is anything maths related, where (at least for mainstream mathematics) there's not much of an opinion to discuss. those threads are *always* an utter shitfest on reddit, because the hivemind does not know how to vote, leading to extreme and utter chaos and hundreds of dumb and uninformed opinions.
outside of these topics, the story is similar, but the dumb and uninformed opinions are guaranteed to be consistent across the hivemind by the voting system.

not that 4chan is any better in terms of dumb and uninformed opinions (probably worse on average in terms of visible dumb shit, in fact), but at least there's no fake hivemind seal of approval voting system, so you have to spend a little more time thinking about posts.

>> No.18062699

>>18062654
because it's full of /pol/fags, genius

but less nu/pol/ garbage and more oldschool 2011 Gaza war /pol/

>> No.18062701

>>18062682
More like Chevroff

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>>18062682
>Dead man walking

>> No.18062704

>>18062682
been buying on the way down, still have 125k cash if we're headed lower

>> No.18062705

Why are people panicking over the market when the 2016 downturn was substantially worse?

Can someone please explain why we didn't have this level of unemployment, QE and news coverage in 2016?

>> No.18062706

SQQQ back to $23 boys, steak is on the menu come Thursday!

>> No.18062709

>>18062347
Fuck it. BRING IT ON.

>> No.18062711

>>18062670
>>18062636
CUT MY SHARES INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST FED PUMP

>> No.18062713

>>18062665
>but they aren't holding the American people hostage to do it.
Don't get me wrong; I totally agree. Problem is that the bill republicans put up was a "corporations first" attitude, which shouldn't be the main priority right now. Though, it's better than the garbage wish list the dems are presenting.

>> No.18062714

>>18061948
Cramer is a newfag redditor

>> No.18062717

>>18062077
>>18062103
* yuouv'rea

>> No.18062722

>>18062705
jews want trump out

>> No.18062726

>>18062665
>implying they aren’t holding the American public hostage as well
>implying this isn’t EXACTLY what Mitch did in 2008

>> No.18062729

>>18062662

My office that said that we couldn't work from home for years magically sent us to work from home when someone got Covid 19.

Other than that very little of my life has changed. There's less traffic, a lot of store shelves are bare, and I haven't had toilet paper in like 2 weeks. I just wash my asshole manually every time I shit now.

>> No.18062732

>>18062395
How can we get those numbers in California?

>> No.18062733

>>18062307
It currently is a little over $23. I hope to God it rallies in the pre market so I can sell out before any potential pump.

>> No.18062734

>>18062058
Boats, Caravans, investment home. Metals are based though thousands of years of precedent

>> No.18062736

>>18062706
Where see seeing this?
Trading view says market is closed

>> No.18062748

>>18062706
Where do you see this

>> No.18062749

>>18062713
>>18062726
I just wish they passed what Trump said: Trump bucks and ban buy backs. Its so simple, but congress just can't do fucking anything.

>> No.18062751

Gonna go to Church on Easter Sunday with the whole family and kiss my neighbor on the lips after consuming the flesh of Christ like a good Catholic. libtards will be so mad lmao

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>>18062673

>> No.18062758

>>18062698

You need to go back.

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>>18062683
wowie look at this we got another wolf of wall street over here

>> No.18062763

>>18062663
post the second one

>> No.18062765

>>18062729
>I just wash my asshole manually every time I shit now.

Do you wipe with your hand then rub it on your pants?

>> No.18062766

>>18062698
you're right but in this particular instance the other anon was spot on. a guy got given mod role for a channel and decided it was 'his' channel and went full fascist, insta deleting posts that weren't his exact idea of what should be posted

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>>18062615
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2019/12/tracking-coronavirus-u-s-data/
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/how-many-in-tri-state-have-tested-positive-for-coronavirus-here-are-latest-cases-by-the-numbers/2317721/

>> No.18062770

>>18062714
A broken clock is right twice a day. He's correct in that we should be waiting longer before thinking that the bear is over.

>> No.18062771

>>18062343
Thank God those are the literal worst boomers of all. Especially the rich ones.

>> No.18062774

>>18061922
Based.

>> No.18062779
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Is this priced in?

>> No.18062781

>>18062673
Voices in the walls: heard
Mailman: yelled at
Pills: not taken
Yep, it's schizo time!

>> No.18062784

>>18062729
>I just wash my asshole manually every time I shit now.

Fucking disgusting. Use kitchen paper, you degenerate fuck.

>> No.18062786

>>18062572
Vased
Can't wait to buy cheap ashy Teton property

>> No.18062789

>>18062201
Kek

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F

>> No.18062795

>>18062779
well since it's public information, and the market has access to it, i would say yes

>> No.18062796

>>18062779
Yah

>> No.18062798

>>18062662
My firm shitcanned 35 design staff, state is on lockdown but there aren’t consequences for breaching it, Internet slightly slower.

>> No.18062804

>>18062751
Pretty based ngl

>> No.18062806

>>18062762
Hey anon can i have some of daddy's money too?

>> No.18062812

>>18062790
is this bullish?

>> No.18062813

>>18062790
based dislike

>> No.18062814

>>18062732
Does your state have a lot of filthy people who have a habit of touching their faces and eating food with unwashed hands?
If so, give it another week before things start taking off and the ventilators start pumping.

>> No.18062817

>>18062147
loliposters should be eradicated before coomer brapper posters, anyone who thinks otherwise is a low key pedo

>> No.18062822

>>18062770
He’s been right this whoooole goddamned time. Even his “S&P oscillator says buy” shit was right if you sold that Friday like he and his club did.

He even said his “they know nothing” and Mnuchin called him off the air to make sure he didn’t get everyone to cash out. Everyone should have cashed out when he said it.

>> No.18062823

So as Gold keeps rising, which stock can I buy that reflects that (don't say miners)? I'm think $GLD, what's another one?

>> No.18062824

>>18062790
S Boomer

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>>18062790
Who thumbs down that poor guy?

>> No.18062826

>>18062705
Can anyone enlighten, please?

>> No.18062829

Alright futures are more or less stuck at -1% at the moment and the opening of the asian markets shows no sign of getting them positive at the moment.

>> No.18062833

>>18062790
>Having a job

kek.

>> No.18062838

>Nikkei mooning for the second day in a row
B-bearbros?

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>>18061968
Negative day average here. You all are fucked.

>> No.18062841

>>18062784
So India is fit to survive the crisis after all

>> No.18062848

what happened to the /biz/ discord

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>>18062806
only if you act like a good girl

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>>18062763
Don't have it on this phone

>> No.18062856

>>18062817
“No”
You’re not cute. That’s not funny.
Get out of my thread or make me some money.

>> No.18062857

>>18062826
Because, it's normal for investors to be uncertain about the future during a change of presidency. This isn't the same
Thing

>> No.18062863

>>18062395
Not a big deal, on average more than 400 people die in NYC every day.

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>>18062779
This is, but the real number is triple that, and that is not priced in.

>> No.18062867

>>18062852
Yeah bro meet me at the local gay bar dude i got you

>> No.18062871

>>18062698
Go back to r*ddit you complete and utter newfag.
>t. 2007 newfag

>> No.18062875

>>18062848
>/biz/ discord
No such thing, tranny.

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>>18062779
>shigellosis

>> No.18062880

>>18062838
They’re already back to normal business. They’re filling 10k capacity stadiums and going out to see flowers. Corona was basically just the flu for them.

>> No.18062882

>>18062626
lmao

>> No.18062883

im retarded
why does investing.com say spy is 2447.33 and google say 243.15

>> No.18062888

>>18062642
Red day tomorrow. Check out those high volume green candles. Each time after a high volume green candle, there was a lower volume red candle followed by a major drop.

>> No.18062890

>>18062863
Alternate headline: Average daily deaths in NYC spike by 15% overnight

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>>18062817
You’re gay bruh

>> No.18062894

>>18062468
>stock prices are inflated.
>workers sell stock bonuses.
>rent goes up even faster.
It's all a kike game.

>> No.18062897

>>18062857
Change in presidency causes that much volatility? Obviously coronavirus has played a part but if we are not even reaching half the downturn of 2016, why is everyone panicing?

>> No.18062899

>>18062883
S&P500 index vs SPY etf

>> No.18062902

>>18062883
LOL

>> No.18062910

>>18062765
>>18062784

>implying there's kitchen paper

No I just squat in the bath tub and then use the water to dig the leftover shit and dingleberries out of my asshole. Then I wash my hands because I still have soap.

Why are you guys so squeamish about touching your own asshole? I thought most of you were gay.

>> No.18062916

>>18062892
wew lad

>> No.18062919

>>18062779
yeah bro the market is currently priced in for everybody in the world dying like lmao #bullmarket d00d!

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>>18062883
??

>> No.18062925

new thread

>>18062917
>>18062917
>>18062917

>> No.18062926

Should I bother watching the conference?

HOW WAS BASED TONY?!
IS HE BACK??

>>18062652
>marrying a lazy eyed cosplay thot with an army of betaorbiters
Look. The eye makes you think she’s attainable. It’s a trick. And now that conventions are officially over forever because lung crushing virus, she’s gonna be turning tricks with her “photographers”

I get it though. Even the cutting scars... she’s quite my type.

>> No.18062959

>>18062497
Staci Silverstone

>> No.18062962

>>18062910
I only poop 100% clean
Never wiped in my life
Fix your diet and drink water

>> No.18062978

>>18062698
Nigga I ain't reading that shit

... But you're right. Other than Chan being as bad or worse. It's infinitely better

>> No.18062985

>>18062696
I would settle with just a double

>> No.18062988

>>18062662
I work at a comicbook store and the company that distributes comics in North America just shut down indefinitely, so I'm not going to be working for a while.
Thankfully I'm not an idiot and have three months' expenses in savings on top of what I use for trading.

>> No.18063007

>>18062853
even better

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>>18062892
>pedoshit
Cringe

>> No.18063086

>>18062705

Everything bubble popping plus mass layoffs due to quarantine panic.

>> No.18063093

>>18062024
You forgot:
>priced in
>bottom is forming

>> No.18063098

>>18062736
>>18062748

After-hours trading

>> No.18063118

>>18062687
How about the NO CONDITIONS corporate bailouts for fossil fuel companies for starters. Money, of which, they are not giving to any renuable fuels companies (which employ 800,000)

>> No.18063168

Would SPY 205p 4/17 be good? Or is the strike too low?

>> No.18063200

>>18062201
Based Retard

>> No.18063201

Are oil stocks viable investments for the future? If not what is banks like BOA or Butterfield?

>> No.18063241

>>18063201
Oil stocks are good if they can stay in business. Choose carefully or bet on the oil price itself.

>> No.18063305

degeneratepajeet nigger : don't you realise the virus will spread like wildfire in a streetshitter country like yours? you won't even be able to tell how many people are actually sick because of your shitty infrastructure and shithole levels of poverty. India is basically africa

>> No.18063349

>>18062155
if the money isn't returned then that would be deflation nigger

>> No.18063441

Does anyone have that graph comparing black tuesday to today. They looked really similar

>> No.18063455

>>18063305
Most scary countries to me are Brazil and India. Their numbers aren't too bad now but eventually it could be worst in world scenario. Corona chan will run rampant in the favelas.

>> No.18063481

>>18062132
Oui

>> No.18063493

>>18062762
Does this artist make 3d porn?

>> No.18063500

>>18062779
>more deadly than aids
It's ogre.

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>>18062962
If you never wiped how the fuck do you know you poop 100% clean anon, your story makes no sense. And your lies are low iq.

>> No.18063535

>>18062246
We just went below it on futures

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I don't know what people are whining about. this line is going up high. that's what the stockies want right?

>> No.18063553

>>18062853
fucking women, man

>> No.18063559

>>18063083
Why can't people like that just catch the deadliest strain of corona and be wiped out from society. When has pedo shit become normalized on 4chan?

>> No.18063567

>>18062022
Try to buy food with it now.

>> No.18063570

>>18062058
A steady job with a high school diploma that will support your wife and 2 children in a ethnically white majority America

>> No.18063580

>>18063168
when it hits strike does it get automatically activated and books your profits, or do you have to manually close the position in profit? I think 205 might be a little too low, because of the 6 trilly pump and the lies about people going back to work next week.

>> No.18063585

>>18063241
I'd assume RDS, BP, XOM, MRO, PSX, and Conco Phillips are safe right? OXY is risky?

>> No.18063592

>>18063559
2006

>> No.18063606

>>18063592
disgusting

>> No.18063641

>>18063500
>more deadly than aids
Aids has been around for 30+ years, it has many treatments and we've known how to stop its spread for so long that it's effected culture bigly.

>> No.18063676

>>18062547
Ackerman

>> No.18063788

>>18062790
lol that dislike to like ratio, this dudes gonna hero soon