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Never worked a day in my life and never will. FUCK TENANTS. I want my money and I want it NOW.

>> No.18058284

>>18058261
Since I live in a region without rent control and a free housing market, I will just go to a better landlord who is kinder.

>> No.18058392

>>18058261

Based. I specifically rent my HOA properties to section 8 to drive down prices in the subdivision so I can buy those, too.

>> No.18058403

>>18058261
Fuck. You.

>> No.18058430

>>18058261
get a job leech

>> No.18058441

>>18058261
based based based

>> No.18058461

>>18058261
badabing badabased.

>> No.18058488

>>18058261

Based. Making money without working is what /biz/ strives for.

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>>18058403
>>18058430

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>>18058261
i have two dogs and they piss stained the carpets

>> No.18058519

>>18058261
Yes Big daddy Boss Tweed

>> No.18058529

>>18058392

And no one will touch you because you look like a saint by renting to the poor families with six little nigglets who need help! You are winning at 4D chess, landanon.

>> No.18058530

>>18058261
I infected the whole building with the virus

>> No.18058555

>>18058430
Work harder wagie.

>> No.18058575
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18058575

>NOOOO YOU CANT MAKE MONEY WITHOUT LABORING FOR IT, YOURE A LEECH WHO ONLY PROFITS ON HIS PROPERTY
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY STOCKS ARE DUMPING, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING A FORTUNE OFF GAMBLINGGG

>> No.18058597

>>18058261
You know how I know you're not a landlord? Because being a landlord is suffering with all the bullshit you have to deal with for the tiny profit you make.

>> No.18058638

>implying that you are born owning buildings
>implying that managing tenants is not work
>implying that you don't have to care about repairing your building
>implying that you are not competing with a bunch of stupid regulation and other landlords

Why do I have to read this bullshit in /biz/?

>> No.18058652

>>18058597

This. Being a landlord is gay unless you inherited the properties or are an ancient boomer who bought them 50 years ago and they are paid off. Rn if you buy something and rent it out the rent won’t even cover the mortgage

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>>18058261
Based, my goal is to rent to wagie so I will never have to work again

>> No.18058664

>>18058284
No you won't lmao

>> No.18058669

>>18058261
is it true that you don't actually need to sign a lease to move into an apartment? you can just move in?

>> No.18058686

>>18058669

It's for tenant protection as well. If you aren't on a lease a landlord can kick you out at will or raise rent whenever he feels like it.

>> No.18058701

>>18058597
>Because being a landlord is suffering with all the bullshit you have to deal with for the tiny profit you make.

Landlords become landlords because they want to be greedy kikes and own 3 or 4 homes and supplement their income so they can buy nice shit, but it doesn't always work out that way. Boo fucking hoo.

>> No.18058707

>>18058652
If you are an engineer, got a good crew, know what you are doing and actually build the whole thing, it can be fairly profitable (you get your investment back in about seven years and then it is all profits).

>> No.18058762

>>18058652
>>18058597
>abloo bloo bloo I dont make as much money being a parasite as I wanted
howling

>> No.18058776

>>18058707
that is being a developer not being a landlord silly anon

>> No.18058786

>>18058261
t. communist LARPing as a landlord

Every fucking day with you people there's another 10 landlord threads fuck off.

>> No.18058795 [DELETED] 

>>18058261
Based

>> No.18058797

>>18058776
You can be both.

>> No.18058815

>>18058284
They're all niggerjews and none of them are kind when it comes to sitting in their shart filled diapers and collecting their tendies

>> No.18058819

You should start by working on you larp.

>> No.18058826

>>18058686
do i have to let the landlord know when i'm moving in though?

>> No.18058839

>>18058261
based

>> No.18058865

>>18058261
sure thing, let me call my rich parents up, they'll pay for it.

and here's a tip for being such a good landlord

>> No.18058884

Making money without doing actual work is the prime definition of based.

>> No.18059031

>>18058392
Holy mother of based.

>> No.18059095

>>18058575
bro has been spamming wojack memes all day and has the nerve to say “get a job”

>> No.18059175

>>18058884
>welfare is based

>> No.18059213

>>18058261
Sorry, corona virus laid me off and I’ve been shitting and wiping my ass on the walls for the past month because I can’t get toilet paper. I won’t be paying my rent any time soon. In the mean time, me and my friends Jamal, Tai’Lenol, Ny’Kwil, and Sarah will be staying with me here and we’re going to be filming pornography videos trying to get back on our feet.

>> No.18059260

>>18058261
anyone mad at you is just jealous and doesnt belong here. You're what biz is all about

>> No.18059263

>>18058261
Go through the evictions process sweetie oh what's that the courts are closed? Oh 6 months have passed and I'm still living rent free well you look at that

>> No.18059760

>>18058261
Based, how did you became landlord?

>> No.18059930

>>18059175
Yes it is, fuck taxcuck