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18055690 No.18055690 [Reply] [Original]

Do not withdraw your money. It's safe in a FDIC insured bank.

https://twitter.com/FDICgov/status/1242455082551164934

>> No.18055708

>>18055690
Give me her video you trash

>> No.18055733
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18055733

>>18055690
Your money has been safe since 1929.... err I mean 1933.

>> No.18055763

>>18055690
Sure, it's safe until everyone starts trying to withdraw, and then it's no longer "safe" because they don't have any more money to give back to you when you try to withdraw.
They wouldn't even make these videos if it was actually safe. They obviously don't want you to withdraw because "something bad" would happen to them if you did.

>> No.18055844

>>18055690
All my money's in stocks right now. I never keep money in the bank.

>> No.18055899

why would you ever need physical money when everything is digital nowadays? It's not like an individual dollar will ever accrue in value considering the fed prints more every day

>> No.18055923

>>18055690
i don't even have a bank account

>> No.18055963

>>18055923
same, I just keep 10 pounds of coins and plastic wrapped bills in my rectum

>> No.18055991

>>18055899
power outage, you stupid fuck
inb4 bumbling grumbling contrarian shitpost

>> No.18056046

>>18055991
>a country wide power outage
hmm.....

>> No.18056437
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18056437

DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT FDIC SAYS
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
VIRGIN BANKER VS CHAD MONEY MATTRESS HOARDER

>> No.18056580

>>18055690
Noted. Making an extra stop at the atm today.

>> No.18056694
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>>18056437
>CHAD MONEY MATTRESS HOARDER

>> No.18057166

>>18055733
just mint another quadrillion dollars and distribute it.

>> No.18058259

>>18055690
>Expecially do NOT buy gold, silver and bitcoin.
>It will not end well for you.
>I will make sure of that.

>> No.18060175

>>18055733
My aunt actually did this once. She walked into a bank and tried to withdraw all the money from her account to close it (they were charging her fees for closing). When they tried to tell her she couldn't she screamed just loud enough for the manager and security to hear "What do you mean you don't have any money!? I want my money, now!". According to her, they went ghost white and she got her full account in cash.

>> No.18060222

>>18060175
Based, she nearly started a bank run

>> No.18061207

>>18055899

Good luck buying food when the bank runs away with your money you fucking retard.

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>>18060175
more reasons why we should just withdraw everything

wait never mind everyone here is an unemployed retard with no savings

>> No.18061497

>>18055690
Cyprus has entered the chat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_Cypriot_financial_crisis

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>>18055733
>that goatse chase logo
Big Jej