/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18053979
Why the FUCK is the market rallying today?
KO was supposed to go even lower today. Fuck this shit.

I bought puts.

Did I do okay?

>>18053979
>that OP

Truly, the m3m3 m4g1c is strong with this general

>Trump is literally going to cause mass deaths because stonks only go up

>>18053979
fuck it, this bounce brought me back to where I started. I just got out and broke even, losing only ten dollars. see you tomorrow when I buy back in

Posting link for Drumpf live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUz7GXgVmTg&feature=emb_title

Slope of hope

>>18053991
Bull market is in, anon. Chink virus deaths and future deaths priced in

Day of the Lasso when?

>>18053991
delusional bulls

BACK TO TOIL, WORM

*whipping sounds*

>>18053991
The sacrifice of 5-10 million american lives is being priced in, simple as

>>18053979

TFW you have been visited by chad the reverse-retard-tin-foil condor, all in on cheap way OTM oil calls and cheap way OTM SPY puts.

wuhan virus cure found its called cyanide

>>18053991
>printing usd endlessly
>"why usd price of stock going up"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>18054043
Gold is going to hit 4k per oz this year.

do people hold inverse etfs overnight?

>>18054043
if stonks are just following hyperinflation now shouldn't we invest in stonks early to fight the inflation

>>18053991
I was waiting for 30 myself. I might just make a play, been looking to unload these ONTX bags and it might just play itself out nicely

Am I a retard for buying into UCO?

>>18054033
thank you jesus

>>18054043
Shut the fuck up nigger, you didn't know it was going to be a green day, you sure as shit didn't know it was going to be a 10% green day

>>18053991
>KO going lower in a depression
wtf were you thinking?

>shorting the bottom

AHHHHHHHH

>>18053932
Get some turbo certificate right before its knockout right before close. Then pray to god. You either get 0 or 1 million.
>>18053968
Fair enough
>>18053976
Yeah, just saw it. But its not increasing much anymore. I think we might start a real down trend from here.

I'm down so much fucking money on my SQQQ. Who the fuck told me to sell all my KNG yesterday for SQQQ. Mother fuckers. It's my birthday I'm not even supposed to be at work, but you fucks all decided to be pussies and shut down the whole fucking world, while people like me still have to work. What ever at least my business is making money off this crisis while you faggots are screaming for a fucking hand out.

>>18054055
Yes, now that they went up it's time to buy. Buy high sell low

Can someone explain how to calculate potential profits from puts/calls. With the premiums on them being so high I'm trying to see how much I'd even make if I guessed right. Currently looking at puts on PLAY

>>18053991
Welcome to /smg/
Ok so as shown in last nights analysis, Asian markets had a significant boost in performance due to Asian markets coming back online with demand high. Higher revenues than expected plus taps for the DPA have resulted in multiple companies getting contracts and thus increased output.
Cruise lines and luxury brands are getting boosts from trading platforms moving cash into safe havens. Further, the taps for amazon and other blue chips to enhance production during the emergency means easy revenue streams and thus a higher stock valuation. Finally, anticipation of a stimulus bill passing has investors anticipating more revenue being put into individual companies.

alright, guys, there is gunfire outside my house but I can't leave my house is it time to short the market or wait for a bull trap...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg

I’m a relative noob to the stock market. Will the stock market plummet once first quarter earnings are released and we realize how fucked we are? A lot of blue chips are at incredible prices and I’m not sure if I should start grabbing them now or wait a few months when everyone realizes how much damage is done.

>>18054054
Yes, you won't see the negative effects of the 3x leverage too much in a days time unless the market goes in the exact wrong direction

>>18054054
Over the last few weeks, you bet

>>18054085
dude, have some patience, seriously.

>>18054076
>the bottom
>jobs report not released
>deaths from corona just starting to ramp up in the US
>new york governor and mayor shitting bricks

>>18054089
There are online calculators for that.

Please someone tell me what I can do to fix my shit. I'm aware I made retarded decisions and ran into some bad luck, I just want to know how I can turn it around

Can someone explain to me why puts are better than outright owning a stock? I've been getting a lot of people telling me one is better than the other

>>18054085
Happy birthday you fucking retard

>>18054085
chill schizo

Rate my portfolio

>>18054080
Stop linkin to the old thread. Just start a fresh conversation

>>18053979
Sqqq at 25. Best to buy now right?

>>18054104
>priced in

how many threads in a row are we going to go over this bro

>>18054094
I sincerely doubt that this pump will survive the bill not being passed and thursdays unemployment figures

I TRADE MY STOCKS BACK AND FORTH
I TRADE MY STOCKS BACK AND FORTH

repost but

how do people feel about long AMC calls?

>cheap literally pennies
>AMC is going to be // has been absolutely fucked by the corona panic
>extremely artificially low stock price
>their material assets are valuable / intrinsic
>surge in people going outside and to theaters after the pandemic resolves

downsides

>AMC has been declining over the decade
>fewer and fewer people want to pay money to see something they can pirate in a week
>popcorn doesn't cost $40 at home

Still, i'm leaning on it going up because they do have physical assets that are not likely to depreciate, or at least not as much as has been artificially done in the last several months

>>18054052
>t.peter schiff

>>18054114

>>18054116
dont listen to anyone here you idiot. these threads are for shitposting and antagonizing others.

>>18053979
KYS NEWFAG OP
STOP MAKING THE THREAD WRONG

OH GOOD
DR. OZ AND DR. SAPPHIRE
I guess they really are sick of real doctors and now it's TV doctors only time.

Holy shit this bitch doctor just shoved her head right up Trumps ass and thanked him for the privilege... MSNBC is shameful but FoxNews is fucking SHAMELESS

>>18053776
what'd he say?
meetings?

>They're gonna lose their jobs never to get them back
wewwwww trump is really instilling calm

>>18053816
I've had that feeling for a while now
Another poster said Fauci was way over his skis...
He's the ONLY person I trust up there, and I'm sure much of america feels the same.

OK, Brix is a sweetheart and I would want her as my doctor if Fauci wasn't available.
And Pence is an excellent replacement president, I wish impeachment had happened now, Pence is SO much better.

>>18053867
>bashful remilia
A
FUCKING
BAT

>>18054006
Kroger is many supermarkets, it's Ralph's in my area.

>>18054114
click "Free Stock". Your welcome.

>countries going in quarantine
>italy spiked again
>trump being even more retarded than he already was
>companies going bankrupt
market going up! lol, how delusional are the bulls?

>>18054130
>everything good is unknown
>everything bad is priced in
you've been saying the same shit since january and the market has only gone down on bad news every single time

>>18054104
EVERYONE expects to jobs report to be catastrophic. It won't move the needle on Thursday.

>>18054116
unless you are using them to hedge (decrease upside to remove risk) then they are just a more volatile gamble than the stock since they don't move linearly with the stock price

>>18054003
bye 10k :)

How many bulltards here falling for the latest trap?

>>18054114
Nothing, you’re a hopeless retard who thought he was going to strike it rich on a fucking MOBILE APP lol

>>18054133
Is AMC included in the stimulus?

>>18054055
No, they're firehosing right now, nobody knows what inflation looks like right now, and we haven't hit bottom news cycles. This should be a freefall, but they don't want a supermassive deflationary event to occur or it debases the concept of the petrodollar so they have to stabilize the market which means it has to stay above a heavily recursive system-based line. I don't think it's going to work. Also the shitshow with like a dozen impending doomsday scenarios is a reality. Buy ERY.

>>18054125
giga chad

whats yalls sell limits at for SQQQ i was in at 24

>>18054125
unequivocally based

>>18054126
"No"
>>18054114
Thats called a casino pattern. Youre not investing, you are gambling.
Dont put all your eggs in one basket, dont play with retarded derivatives you dont understand, inform yourself before you buy shit.

>>18053991
im going to wait for the next crash to pick up KO, i just cant decide if i sould get calls or actual shares

>>18054149
this green day was powered by nothing more than bullcucks hopes and dreams and the magical BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18054099
what about decay and cotango?

>>18054139
>SQQQ $11 put 4/17
Um anon you should probably quit while you're behind

>>18054132
Cringe

>>18054149
its the 21st centry anon
we are winning

You promised me a Depression, you faggots.

>>18053991
>KO was supposed to go even lower today.
I think it's just right. KO is like water, it is extremely essential for human survival. Us humans can't survive without Coca-cola anymore.

CDC is telling Trump to lockdown the country but he wants to pump the market by misleading the public. Its going to be even worse than we thought.

why the fuck would we bail out movie theaters holy shit my brain is going to implode

>>18054198
because the screen is too big to fail, duh

>>18054188
soon.

>>18054003
ur fucked pledge

>>18054043
this.
THIS
FUCKING DELUSIONAL BUBU NIGGERS

>>18054182
Read all of Investopedia and understand the instruments that you are buying and selling.

>>18054196
Oh no, 3 million old people will die 5-18 months early, the horror

>>18054188
watching this town hall is giving me depression

>>18054153
This. It's not like it's going to be surprising

stocks go up, stocks go down
you can't explain that

>>18054180
You have to figure out what kind of derivatives they're trading. Should be in the prospectus.

Contango is a big thing for futures based ETFs that need to roll over a huge number of contracts on a quarterly basis.

Decay/IV issues can vary.

>>18054139
Oof. Cutting it close on the expiration there.

>>18054104
We should see a flattening curve in a month or three, let me give you some Insider Info (tm)
despite the stay at home order and all the companies being told to shut down for 2 weeks, in Ohio at least

they aren't closing, I can't get too specific but fuel is getting into the companies/warehouses (forklifts) which means they're operating
ohio doesn't give a fuck about the stay at home order, bearish long term as these corona cases increase exponentially leading to harsher quarantine

the more corona cases there are there's also an exponentially increasing chance that it mutates, hopefully into more benign cases
but a worse corona would be devastating

>>18054171
gonna see how things go tomorrow, but I'm shooting for at least 29

>>18054198
the entertainment industry is pretty huge

>>18054146
>A FUCKING BAT.
It's what I do with my screens.

>>18054139
sell your DB, DIS, SQQQ and pray for the other ones that the stock tanks

>>18054198
broadly the idea is that if the government is forcing them not to do business, they deserve some compensation
it's still bullshit but there's still a veneer of actual logic over the handouts

>>18054221
>in a month or three
I'll agree with that but if the curve doesn't substantially flatten for 3 months the hospitals will be RIP in pieces

>>18054130
>IT'S P-P-P-PRICED IN

>>18054077
KO was at about 30 during 2008.
I want to wait for something close to that. Maybe 35.

>>18054188
Yes prepare to be depressed...

Which are you betting on tanking most?

>>18054158
movie theaters / entertainment are asking for a bailout. No way any company can survive 4-6 months of zero income

the government bets on businesses who fail because of this epidemic but in all other cases make decent returns

I'm thinking either all the movie theaters go kaput or they get that good money

>>18054221
oh yeah btw BULLISH NAT GAS/PROPANE

>>18054188
What Depression? Stop your apocalypse fantasies, there won't be any depression happening, at least not in our generation.

>lunch over
>actual professional traders come back
>use actual capital and trading platforms to reverse the pump

lmao. SPY is already lower than market open. this is ridiculous.

>>18054171
why r u selling SQQQ??

WILL THE PRESIDENT BE CONFIRMING MY TRUMP BUX TODAY?!

>>18054233
The federal government has not mandated anything, it's the state governments. Let the states bail them out. They won't because movies are not essential to a functioning society and people have already been migrating to alternate forms of entertainment for the past 10 years

>>18054264
I don't think the market is acting rationally, weird shit is going up and weirder shit is going down. So I'm just shorting indexes.

WHAT IS AN OVERSOLD MARKET
WHAT IS BAD NEWS ALREADY PRICED IN
WHAT IS THE ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL
REPLY WITH "BASED BULL" AND BE BLESSED WITH MAD GAINS

>Stocks are up
>good day to celebrate mr trump
>"There are no live streaming events"
>trump will not be live today

>>18054269
depression is the music slowing down a lot
music stopping is apocalypse
not the same thing

>>18054269
Listen to this anon. No depression, instead a new dark age is starting.

>>18054274

I prefer to trade it intraday

Hope you bought puts when the DOW was up 10% we almost back to open now

>>18054188
you wont get depression (and therefore kys) bc trump is sending you back to work, simultaneously stopping the Depression as well

WALLAH, corona solved

>>18054264
MGM had retard gains for absolutely no reason today, so I'm shorting that pretty hard
already up like 8% on that one

BIIIIIIIG KEKKIES
@trump trying to conflate medical depression with economic depression.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WANTED MORE DIRT CHEAP KOKIES AND PEPPIES!!!!! AND JNJ'S AND... I don't remember... BRKB I guess...

>>18054198
why would we bail out cruise lines?
Because donors and voters and swingstates and shit.

>>18054230
I like it!
Now tell me how to make charts that are worth a damn.

>>18054232
>sell your SQQQ
you think so?
I DCA'd a bit into SDOW

>>18054272
b-b-b-b-b-b-bearcuck cope!!!!!!!!!!!!

my stocks seem to be performing almost exactly halfway between the S&P500 and the Dow

>>18054288
BASED BULL

>sub 20k again
POWELL YOU TOLD ME IT WAS INFINITE MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

WHERE ARE MY 2,500,000,000,000 BEER FLU SHECKLES?

>>18054272
That low volatility on Monday was a sure sign of a pump the next day. Pretty easy up and down swing trade. I made +25-30% on CCL, BA, and other stocks. Now VIX is steadily rising so we'll have it whipsaw back. It's been doing this for a month, I'm utterly amazed at the level of short nearsightedness people here have

>>18054128
>Best to buy now right?
Never short the stock market.

>>18054295
i was gunna hold the fuck out of it... what do you think? Betting on the sm going further down after this lil bump

>>18054292
>he missed the comfy garden town hall
why

Can anyone explain why my GUSH calls became GUSH2 calls after the reverse split? They’re worth nothing now

So what inverse ETFs is everyone here going to buy after the coming stimulus pump? Which index and how many times leverage? I'm leaning towards good old SDOW myself at the moment.

>>18054169
>>18054172
gracias my bearbros

>>18054274
we've hit the bottom anyone with a right mind SHOULD be selling SQQQ

>Sub 20K AGAIN

NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!

>>18054322
none because I'm not stupid enough to think inverse ETFs are good in a volatile market

>>18054125
April 24th is my bday. Godspeed anon.

>>18054315
?? this is a joke right? if ever there was a time it was now.

>>18054322
what is the pump gunna do to our shorts? im in on sqqq

>>18054322
if there's gonna be a pump it won't be because of that the stimulus isn't coming

>>18054312
Waiting for a dump on Wed & Thurs, then it becomes 5,000,000,000,000

>>18054288

BASED BULL

HAIL SATAN

>>18054335
based retard

>>18054335
Threadly reminder to never listen to ANYONE who calls the bottom

Dow testing 20k & NDX testing trendline it's been on since yesterday

Is this a good time to buy KO? It seems to have the highest dividend yield since like 80s right now. I am looking to hold it long term. Possibly to hold it for like 10-15 years.

D-did bulltards actually fall for the scam pump AGAIN?

>>18054282
If this all isn't one big game to get Bernie elected (it is), then what all the PRO articles have been saying is they need final capitulation to buy in again.

Today a pump was permitted so that when it reverses totally the other way, the spirit of retarded retail-ees is totally shattered, and bankers can buy up true cheapies from the rest of us on the way to the rope store.

Merrill Lynch guy on Bloomberg says "7-8 trillion in total aggregate stimulus"

lol

>>18054318

its probable it will be more profitable to hold, i dont have the stomach for holding, my strategy is for lots of smaller wins instead of fewer big wins

>>18054136
Dude they are printing money like we are in a 3rd world country.

Gold is going to fucking moon hard. You can say it's bullshit that gold will moon usually, but these are the circumstances under which it happens.

>>18054360

>>18054313
i wish you were my fren

>>18054375
>>Today a pump was permitted so that when it reverses totally the other way, the spirit of retarded retail-ees is totally shattered, and bankers can buy up true cheapies from the rest of us on the way to the rope store.
I'm a $2k retail leaf and that's my plan too

get fucked bankers

>Unemployment, Corona ravaging NYC, India in lockdown, and somehow a deal won't be reached today?
god... just imagine the red

hehe it's going down :3

LONG CALLS for 5/1 are gonna make my gains massive

Tanking again. Why god

>>18054375

>>18054355
>if ever there was a time it was now.
Ok there WAS a time, when DOW was at 28000. But let me tell you this: DOW was never at ATH.

This market is insane

>>18053979
What long can I buy today for $1000 that'll make me a millionaire in a year.

I was going to do GUSH a week ago but pussied out, and now I lost $130,000.

>>18054117
thanks

Alright, fuck this. I have Wednesday and Thursday off.
I'll just monitor KO all day for those two days and then buy.
I don't wanna Miss a good buy in, and even 35 - 40 range seems like a good buy

>>18054408
>TA agrees with my priors
I don't like this because I don't trust TA

>>18054420
>gush
stop this bait

>>18054358
A stimulus bill will be passed in all probability, and the change from hope to realization of a stimulus bill will pump indices on headlines.

>>18054348
Then don't hold them overnight.

Fucking FINALLY

>China strong!
>Only 82k sick!
>China recovered!
>USA dogs cause virus!

is 57% IV too much for a put? am i gonna get crushed?

>>18054418
Yes.

Anyone go in on SDOW at 72?? Should I? I think It will go down during the pump but will go up as we go down.

>>18054188
Shhhh
No tears, only normalcy now.

>>18054448
I'm in SDOW at 70 and I've been telling y'all to buy it since 68

B-BUT MUH 20,000 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18054434
It went from $0.43 to $14 in the past few days. I honestly want to kill myself with the level of money I could have made on that.

Are NRZ calls a bad idea rn?

>>18054104
>SEC Filing Deadlines
>10-Q: for Quarterly Period Ended 02/29/20 due Thursday, April 09, 2020
Oh yes, things will get much worse very very quickly. Don't listen to falseflags trying to pump and dump before quarterly reporting happens. Shit is about to hit the fan in a big way.

>>18054418
Shorting is INSANE

OH NO BULLBROS ITS GOING DOWN....OH WAIT STILL UP 5% HAHAHHAHA

>>18054459
stop, it was a 40:1 reverse split you dipshit

>>18053979
Thank you Donald, very cool!

>>18054442
in this market 57% is probably the best around. Lowest I've seen recently is 45%

>spy goes down
>tvix goes down
>puts don't move
OKAY I ADMIT IT I'M A RETARD AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

>>18054466
do you really think shit's going back up??

>>18054394

I gave up being a bull. I tried to do the right thing but it just cost me too much.

If the public at large is to retarded to do their own research and just wants to buy into the total apocalypse the media is selling, then ultimately that's their fault for being stupid an lazy.

This pump is as obvious as a guy who raises you nearly all in twice when two aces hit the board, then checks and looks all sad when the third one comes.

Put train it is, may I burn in hell.

Dumb bobofags, stonks literally only go up.

>>18054381
It's the REIT that can't be beat(TM)

Everyone shut the fuck up and get back to work.

>>18054464
there might be another pump after the crash on monday but before april 9

>>18054383
everyone said the same thing in 2008-2009. gold is up just less than 2.5x since 2007, roughly. compare that to the s&p

but post more coomer pics

>>18054476
You're probably buying too far from the current price.

>>18054272
>SPY currently at 237.
>SPY opened at 234.
>SPY Closed monday at 222
What makes you think they were lower than market open?

>>18054463
Yes, 100%, buy my Jan 2022 $20 calls that I bought 6 months ago.

>>18054476
Not moving fast enough bubba. You're being eaten up by the greeks.

looking at buying SPY $160 puts april 24th thoughts?

We bull trap now

So we all know the government is going to give money to these companies like AMC and Royal Caribbean. When they do. What happens at that point to stocks. Worthless or up they go?

>>18054438
whatcha buy?

BASED DIGITS FOR ABSOLUTE CRASH

>VIX is going up
>UVXY is going down
???

>>18054420
>>18054459
>I lost $130,000
>It went from $0.43 to $14 in the past few days
Are you actually literally retarded? Am I getting memed on? You realize it had a reverse split 40:1 which mean at $14 it went DOWN 20%?

>>18054471
What does that even mean?

>>18054485
u gon buy sqqq and sdow too?

>most newspaper headlines in my country are about stonks going up
>barely has any media coverage when it falls by the same amount each day for a month

>>18054438
howd you get it back anon?

>>18054518
Is the Democrat stimulus which is the more likely one to get passed going to bail them out as well or no?

Why are you guys rooting for the market to crash? Did you know that for ever 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die?
That's people's retirement, 401k, savings, mortgages, and credit going to shit. Why would you want this?

HAHAHHA WALLAH HAHHA 20K NEVER GOING BELOW AGAIN HAHAHA

QUICK SOMEONE POST THE WOJACK

>>18054538
You ended up with 1 share for every 40 you previously had. Welcome to the stonks market

>>18054491
If you think I'm going to do an ounce of work at home this week you're delusional. I'm getting a taste of the neet life right now, and I have to say it is rather sweet

Reminder: beer flu impacts greater those with diminished immune systems.
It's a Pence Final Gay Solution to rid the world of HIV. That's why it's slow in here.
Trump 2020!

>>18054552
Where do you think we are?

>>18054538
are you retarded?
you have google bro come on you're better than this

>>18054552
you can make money on the market crashing, welcome to financial capitalism

>>18054552
Gb2reddit

>>18054546
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18054552
lol love that movie. you play the cards ur dealt with.

>>18054552
Sounds great, the chaff gets discarded and I make money.

>>18054524
what satanic thing is this?

Guyse is the 2 trillion printer bill going to pass today? And is Trump having a press conference?

Thinking whether to close my sp500 long or no.

>>18054546
>my country
you mean the US the past few weeks
>goes down by anything above -9%
>crickets
>up at all
>stocks pumping!
it's as cute as this fed BRRRRR above 20k again

>>18054480
>do you really think shit's going back up??
Why do you think stocks will go down again? Everything's up on sale, billionaires are scooping up all these cheap stocks, and others are so fearful that they've lost a fortune shorting the stock market.

>>18054526
Yeah, that's why now is the time to buy a long. One year until millionaire, seeya.

>>18054552
noooo not my heckin peopleorinos

>>18054552
Because my life sucks and I want interesting things to happen.

>>18054552
If you lose your job they execute you on the spot?

>>18054485
inshallah brother

>>18054580
They're not even voting on it again until Friday. I've had the livestream on all day.

>>18054580
if it passes trump will have a press conference in exactly 2 hours and 10 minutes to pump stonks before close

>>18054584
Whatup fellow oil chad? Hope you had some ERX because that was nice today. What are your current plans/ buys my guy? So far I'm holding till thursday to see if I cant get any more cheapies.

WE'RE GREEN

>VIX resuming climb
We're all going to be OK

>>18054578
A gateway to hell.

ok what kind of idiot is buying right now

>>18054642
oil chad please tell me about UCO

>>18054552
It's one of three kinds of people (and their posts all look very similar):
1) a person saying "I am [short/long term] bearish." (investmentfag, the cornerstone of /biz/)
2) a person saying "I have no money, I want to watch the world burn" (happening fags)
3) a person saying "Ha ha, get fucked for betting on green instead of red!" (schadenfreude fags)

Only poster of type 1 is valuable but he's just as likely to say "My short/long term analysis leads me to believe SELL SELL SEL" as he is to say "GET FUCKED NIGGERBULLS" because this is 4channel

MY DOG BOOMER

I'm gonna miss this posting during the trading day fun when this is all over. It'll be back to evening coverage as my Electrical engineering work picks back up and I'm back to programming script programs for metrology machines and doing rebuilds of old gleason tech.

Oil now dropping

200 IQ take: It's gonna pump all week to kill all bears then biblical bull slaughter on Monday.

Anecdotal evidence time: I live in a tiny city in the middle of nowhere, 3 hours drive from the closest major city, on an island, in Canada.

Two of my neighbors have coronavirus. This shit is spreading like butter on a fat chick's tits.

>that grooms her dog BOOMER
KEK!

>>18054496
>be on hourly chart
>SPY closed at 238.45
>SPY at 236.80 at time of post

did she really name her dog boomer

>>18054642
God, the old shit is infinitely superior to what's created now.

>>18054668
that is more like 60 iq

>>18053979
how low the stock will fall once this bulltrap is over?

>>18054448
put $30k in @ 66

>>18054614
Ironically whatever press conference he does will just wind up hurting the stock market every time. It's been hilarious watching that.
"Trumps on. Prepare for the usual 3-5% drop!"

Dats rite wagie, groom those Boomers

>>18054651
I know what to do.

These CNBC commercials are so fucking insufferable

>>18053991
>Why the FUCK is the market rallying today?

The jig is up, you fool. Most normies realize the coronavirus is a nothing burger and the federal, state and local governments will have to lift their quarantines shortly. Investors are flooding back in to buy the dip.

I'm still hoping it all crashes, but I doubt it will.

>>18054684
90% or more

>>18054671
Priced in.

>>18054693
why are you watching Consumer Network for Boomer Coffins instead of Basedberg?

>>18054655
Me, there are so many deals right now

>>18054395
Heineken swindle is empty and when people start coming after 'fish heads' for closing hospitals then everything gets to normal until next election.
Stupid baboon it is every election we have got virus , Oh you miss that, do you ?

>>18054678
it's too meta

>>18054663
>>18054676
I house-sat for a boomer on vacation who has a dog named boomer. His fridge had 12 cans of monster zero.

>>18054552

>>18054658
and buy shorts.

uh oh we getting pumped

>>18054677
Even right now it's 235 which is still above the open of 234 today. And still up from the previous market close of 222.
Yeah, it's been up all day. And above previous close.
It'd be cool if it dropped back down to 222. I admit I'd laugh my ass off.

>>18054684
15k EOW, not even joking, screencap this.

>>18054693
i started gobbi becos peohple pay too mush for cahr eensoorance

>>18054578
>>18054651
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>>18054703
Bloomsteinberg's market UI is really hard on the eyes

I have no idea what I'm doing.

FIRESALE BUY THE CHEAPIES:

ELI LILLY
COLGATE PALMOLIVE
CLOROX FAMOUS BLEACH SIPPS


>>18054516
Brazen bull
Based
RKG would likely approve
>>18054489
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18054644
BASED COW GIRLS MOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18054655
Good stocks are red = buy

>>18054657
It's the cheapest oil your gonna find right now that has the best chances in the long term. I've got a pretty nice bag I'm holding. Not a lot of people know about it.

>>18054679
Agreed. GTO btw. Highly suggest you watch it.

Was buying the cure a dump idea. I dont think theyll actually flip a profit from it

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK THE FED CANT CURE COVID-19 ITS NOT FAIR THERE WAS SPPOSED TO BE A LOCK DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS

REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOM'S ACCOUNT GETS LIQUIDATED

>>18054552
Just don't fucking dance

>>18054552
hey i saw the big short too hehe. goooo brad pitt.

>>18054738
I did. Both manga and anime. Good taste anon.

>>18054738
Thank you, Oil Chad.

>when you're a phone app trader on a PC
I wish TD would give Canadians full and commission free access to Ameritrade, the TD stands for Toronto Dominion you cucks

I'm shitting myself, is this a bull signal?

>>18054525
>UVXY dumped
>VIX rocketing
EXCUSE ME???

>>18054724
Sacred geometry looking stuff. Technical analysis is one hell of a drug.

lads i might get back to even today, should i sell it all and get off this ride

>>18054471
what does this mean?

>>18054726
Losing money.

SHORT HAS

https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/store-play-suspended-na-eu-and-latam-2020-03-23

>>18054766
What are you talking about retard

Umm, Anons?
Aren't we (Estadus Unitos) going to get a wave of dead from the pending cases?

>>18054750
>THE FED CANT CURE COVID-19
They actually can't, so yeah. Cases are still rising, deaths are still rising, and more states are trying to shutdown.

>>18054763
YIKES

>>18054724
>1929 amplifier
>centrifugal pull

you're probably really consumed in your work aren't you

>>18054780
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRCn5xPLCKs

>>18054785
twitter is unironically great if you only use it as a news aggregator and r/wsb is smarter than /smg/

>>18054780
haha of course not, burger makes you immune

>>18054763
pretty sure they do for americans. Email them and complain. Only way things change

>>18054763
>>18054785
Gimme those links I want to see
What’s the daily update thread link
And the US coronachan page

>>18054781
Stay seething, r*ddit. What's wrong? Is your hormone replacement therapy making you emotional? LMAO

>>18054552
stop dancing

>>18054763
leave

>>18054239
Deaths are on a 23-70 day delay. ICU admissions are on a 21 day delay.

Hospitals were RIP weeks ago. They're just finding out now.

>>18054552
Because I have a short position open. Making $1000 on my Robinhood account is more important to me than 40,000 strangers dying.

>>18054798
Quality bait, use it in the next thread for guaranteed (you)s.

>>18054552
>>18054756
Congrats on making a reference to the worst actor in that movie.

CMON IV, CLIMB!

>>18054811
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
if you can't find the reddit page on your own I'm not spoonfeeding you

So what happens when the hospitals get absolutely wrecked by the new cases after being ordered back to work?

When the fuck is this bill gonna get voted down?

>>18054825
based

>>18054837
They tell you to go back home and then we're right back where we started except you're dying instead of inconvenienced

>>18054552
I have a feeling once it crashes people will doing what they always do when the economy tanks. They will be blaming immigrants and poor people.

>>18054769

Shut your whore mouth anon, math-anon will eat enough lead, square the circle, solve the Magnum Opus, and eventually create his philosophers stone to turn garbage into gold (which is now worthless too).

>>18054838
priced in. they already are

>>18054838
Look at Italy, except the slope never decreases

>>18054843
Never, hopefully.

>>18054838
Good news. Nothing cause they'll be wrecked like a week before that.

Trump has literally no idea what he's doing and all the governors moved too damn slow on their own.

>>18054837
I don’t know what the page even is. Daily corona updates?

>>18054831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWLOM5KTT9w

>>18054813
Oh, it was ironic shitposting. Sorry, it's been hard to tell lately.

>>18054864
is this literally your first day on the internet? click around, read the pages, it's not a complex fucking website

>>18054854

>>18054763
>>18054785
>>18054822
>no StockTwits
Plebs.

what are you lads going to do with your inflationbux? I was thinking about putting a downpayment on a motorcycle

>>18054584
Stop using this bird when posting. You don't deserve to post such a bird.

>>18054855
Nope, there's still a lot of retards in denial out there.

and just like that, the dow will never be sub 20k EVER again

we did it bullbros

>>18054854
only because the world's banks are looking for safe haven
his holy works will make him the richest man on earth when the time comes

then he will promptly crash the price of gold and possibly get stabbed for having a free gold glitch

>>18054864
It's up to the minute updates from around the world. It's generally considered the most accurate counter for COVID-19.

>>18054288
BASED BULL

OIL IS OVERSOLD
CALLS WILL PRINT MONEY IN 6-18MONTHS

>>18054838
Won't happen because zoomers are immune and they can go back to work, while boomers get to work at home. Killing the global economy just for a virus is unnecessary and stupid way to do.

>>18054894
and none of those retards have enough money to matter

priced in

>>18054889
>implying thats ever happening
if it does im going to buy $1200 of bing bing wahoos

How does a president survive 30% unemployment, thousands dead, and 20% gdp shrinkage with two quarters of consecutive recession? Because that's what Trump is facing

Joe Biden could dropkick a baby and still win.

Even a temporary bear like me can't wait to scoop up some KO when it hits $30

>>18054838
people are going to start washing their hands like they should always done. the problem is already solved

>>18054880
So that's where genders come from...

>>18054838
2nd wave of infection that kills more than the first. That's what happened in 1919/1920

>>18054924
Switch Haley to the VP slot and die of coronavirus so that the Republicans can claim the first Indian Woman President.

who's got the balls to buy or hold puts eod

>>18054924
I think Trump's planning to win by getting Biden killed by COVID-19 while he hides in a WH bunker and jacking up the debt so much that he can claim Bernie would bankrupt us.

>>18054924
Thousands die every day.

>>18054924
>thousands

>>18054924
With the greatest stock market recovery in world history

>>18054909
Zoomers aren't important yet, it's the millenials that will go back to work. And die. Millenials are already the most infected on a percentage basis.

>>18054959
feather or dot

>>18054959
>Republicans
>voting for a female minority
Dems could renominate Hillary and beat that bitch Haley

>>18054989
She is pro-Israel. Boomers will vote for her in droves.

bros, I'm getting scared
should I buy or not?

>>18054924
>Biden telling his backers that whoever is VP must be ready to step in as President quickly
>Biden promised a women VP
Return of the queen

>>18055013
you missed your chance bud

>>18054552
Fuck normies and fuck the kike system, we are accelerating Weimerica and wanna see the fourth reich.

>>18054864
>>18054877
>>18054904
this one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42fGBN9ckiE

>>18054753
Her account is already in cash desu

Big oil spike out of nowhere

>>18055015
coof coof

>>18055015
Biden would have multiple self inflicted gun shot wounds to the back of the head his first week in office...

>>18055027
>Weimerica
KEK

>>18055027
SOON

>>18054753
no u

>>18054924
polls show that 55% of the country think he is doing a good job with the pandemic, lol.

>>18054753
Oh I'll give your mom the liquid

>>18054518
immeidate spike from the herd then sell off when people realize nobody is going to go on cruises for years

>>18054578
Largest indoor ferris wheel. Ashgabat, Turkmenistan.

Alright Jerome, I just converted to Judaism. If you pumping the market i'm gonna report you for antisemitism because it's hurting my puts.

>>18055027
retard, it would be the first reich
Also, the U.S is 50% non-white

>>18054753
Not worth the risk so here's your (You)

>>18054989
>>18055015
>Implying hilldog is willing to take a back seat.

I heard her on NPR the other week. She was talking about how she was accused without evidence and how accusation even if untrue still hurt your rep in a way that can't be fixed.

Obviously, her female socialisto interlocutor was panicking, falling over herself to shut her up and end the interview b4 ppl realized the parallels btwn what she was saying and the metoo thing.

Hilldog has gone off reservation, won't see her any time soon.

>>18055083
Wrong religion, retard. You need to embrace Satanism.

>>18055056
The dumbest of dipshits will get
>bad number go up
or
>Pa is kill
once this shit gets bad.

>bagholding sqqq
FUCK YOU WHAT DID I DO

>page 4
Where the FUCK is our new thread?

>>18054010
>Not like deaths were inevitable and the one % of the population +60 years were going to die anyway
Jesus you fucks acted like this virus was killing children. Go die in your retarded cuck sheds bearfags.

WHY IS DOW STILL UP THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>>18055056
>Be Trump.
>Spend weeks denying there is a problem.
>Only on tuesday after the dow lost an additional 3000 points does Trump act.
>Stays the course for less than a week.
>Panics and changes his mind.
I'm not even surprised that 55% of those polled approve of him. They probably act just as irrationally

>>18055115
Buy more SQQQ

>>18055115
wait till tomorrow

>>18055086
Expect the state to get more authoritarian while simultaneously losing power as tensions get worse and people get more radical. Won't be a sudden shift.

>>18055086
So, the US will be busy cleaning itself and won't be able to invade shit for sometime. Seems like a win for everyone.

>>18055115
Anon, did you not see the article I posted on Sunday where the market analysts were predicting the market would keep dropping? That's a crystal clear "hold our bags goyim!" signal.

>>18055121
making new threads is a bull trap

>>18055115
you'll be fine, don't be a fag

hold

>>18055091
>She was talking about how she was accused without evidence and how accusation even if untrue still hurt your rep in a way that can't be fixed.
That's fucking true. That's explicitly why there is DoJ guidance against discussing open investigations or why investigations were closed beyond a lack of a case.

You know, that shit Comey ignored right god damn before the election.

JOB REPORT POSTPONED UNTIL 4/10
>JOB REPORT POSTPONED UNTIL 4/10
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>JOB REPORT POSTPONED UNTIL 4/10
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>JOB REPORT POSTPONED UNTIL 4/10
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>JOB REPORT POSTPONED UNTIL 4/10

They're scared.

>>18054924
The election is cancelled

>>18055121
Priced in.

>>18055159
LOL of course it is

>>18055138
>>18055139
you can't genocide 50% of your population, retards

>>18055159

So fucking priced in we can't show you it.

greenest day of my career

>>18055159
How bad is it that they have to hide it until then?

>>18055159
source

>>18055112
Same thing

>>18054900
It's a trap man.

My oil call options went from bids at 50% of the value I paid yesterday during the tank to nothing after this moon.

Not a single offer on any of them, not even a penny.

Just plz wait.

>>18055159
fuck, does that mean I have to wait till the 10th for another fun dip?

>>18055174
>you can't genocide 50% of your population, retards
How many Arabs were in Israel pre-shitfest of perpetual war again?

>>18055128
>why did the president act slow while being lied to like everyone else on earth by China?
>omg why didn't he just do nothing and let the market dip I have puts!
Yeah Trumpsters are irrational and not the faggots longing puts on a pandemic like it was the great depression...

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1242523112022765568
CANADA LITERALLY CALLING THEIR STIMULUS PROGRAM "PMMP"

>>18055159
>JOB REPORT POSTPONED UNTIL 4/10
1. Stop posting like that.
2. Source

>>18055159
Source or bullshit

>>18055159
>after he's sent everyone back to work
lmao

I started 3 weeks ago. Today I made 110USD. Did I good, bruhs? Also my account is in green.

>>18055115
same bearbro

>>18055229
Trump literally called coronavirus a fucking hoax by the democrats to impeach him.
The mental gymnastics to even arrive at anything resembling your conclusion is Olympics level.

>>18055233
>>18055232
https://www.bls.gov/bls/newsrels.htm#schedules

kys faggot

>>18055229
China lying is normality and should always be expected. You have to be a retard not to expect things to be worst than what China tells you. The majority of US Intelligence agencies were pinging that China was lying since the crisis began.

>>18055252
>Trump literally called coronavirus a fucking hoax by the democrats to impeach him.
lol no never happened

>>18055268
Ok then

>>18055159
>JOB REPORT POSTPONED UNTIL 4/10
cannot find a source. kill yourself. fuck mods and jannies but they should ban you.

>>18055290
>>18055290

>>18055290

>>18055290

>>18055229
Huh? Trump had plenty of time to react accordingly, but instead decided to call it a democratic hoax

What does tomorrow look like?
Another green day or should I buy SDOW and SPXS?

>>18055174
>you can't genocide 50% of your population, retards
bet

>>18055252
He called the fingerpointing by dems in relation to the corona response a hoax.

>>18055252
So we are just going to ignore the fact the WHO promoted and spread Chinese propaganda and act like no one bought it, because lets be real everyone was flushed with cash and could afford the economy just taking a break for 2-4 weeks and tanking for a highly infectious disease with an incredibly low mortality rate with the average age of people dying being +60 years old....

This is all sarcasm in case you are too stupid to read into that for taking the pandemonium too seriously. Face it, even if we don't go back to work Asia is and at some point people will want to bring to the table then they do grandma or grandpa so get fucked kid.

>>18055228
>>18055301
Israel didn't genocide the arabs, they simply displaced them

>>18054924
Because people don't blame the president, retard. They cheer when he says "Chinese virus".

>>18055275
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-calls-coronavirus-democrats-new-hoax-n1145721
>You can literally watch the exact second he calls it and concerns about it a big hoax by the democrats.

>>18055128
>>Be Trump.
>>Spend weeks denying there is a problem.
imagine being this brainwashed

Travel and trade restrictions can lead to dire economic consequences for countries involved, creating a disincentive for them to quickly disclose potential outbreaks to the WHO or other nations. They can hinder the sharing of information, make it harder to track cases and their contacts, and disrupt the medical supply chain, potentially fueling shortages of drugs and medical supplies in the areas hit hardest by the outbreak. They also send a punitive message, which could contribute to discrimination and stigmatization against Chinese nationals, experts warned.

>contribute to discrimination and stigmatization against Chinese nationals, experts warned.
>experts

https://www.statnews.com/2020/01/31/as-far-right-calls-for-china-travel-ban-health-experts-warn-coronavirus-response-would-suffer/

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/31/business/china-travel-coronavirus.html

>>18055293
Ok name me one country that acted "accordingly" on a timely manner. I'll wait because it's easy to criticize but show me what you consider a success and if it's China I'm just going to laugh at how delusional you are.