/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18053082
Wagie wagie back in cagie
All day long you coof and ragie
/Yuro/ comfy
/Yuro/ cool
/Yuro/ free from work and school
Wagiemutt is trapped and dies
/Yuro/ eats tendies and fries

>>18053082
Newfag

S O X L

>one day -10%
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>>18053111
Sounds like somebody is losing money today kek

>>18053082
Lurk moar newfag

>>18053130
how do I team crab?

>breaking even on SDOW at 20,000
>guaranteed crash this week

No customers
No payroll
No trade
No inventory
No travel
This is all priced in
BUY BUY BUY

TVVVVIIIIIIIXXXXXXXX-KKKKUUUUNNN

>>18053130
Fuck you let's milk this bull for all she's worth.

What jobs should I pick for everyone?

Wanna buy more puts but the volatility is creeping back up and I don't wanna get crushed

>China: DEAD
>Italy: DEAD
>France: DEAD
>Germany: DEAD
>UK: DEAD
>USA: DEAD

God I want plunge my supply of equity into Ellen Zenter

>>18053082
do i buy KO long calls or actual shares for comfy returns in a year

>>18053161
>>18053111

I've been visiting 4chin since 2007, kys faggots.

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>>18053082
w2c hazmat suit??

Who besides me missed the bottom?

>>18053171
>If you bought TVIX this morning, you are up 50%

DUMPING WITH THE ITALY NUMBERS

>>18053165
Do the opposite of what /biz/ says.

>>18053129
I C A N T B U Y I T A S EU R O P O O R F U C K M E

Glad to get out of AMD @46 when I got in @38. Fan boy sentiment alone is not going to maintain that share price.

STOP BULLING OP

>>18053204
And I'm going to be a greedy fucking kike and hold it for the dump tomorrow, when volatility will spike even higher

>>18053204
Time to short TVIX

>olympics cancelled
>japan's stock market goes up
Avoiding having their culture destroyed by waito piggu is priced in

>Jerome desperately keeping DOW about 20k

>>18053200
You can get an old woodland MOPP suit from any surplus store for under $100 kek.

going down lads and fast

Welp, there go my puts.

Bulls gettin ate tomorrow.
Also, lunch check in.

>>18053193
Go back. This is 4channel.

>>18053182
Germany has 20 times more recovered than dead.

>>18053234
>Short TVIX
>After it hit 1k
Little late buddy.

It's going to get better, r-right?

>>18053193
Yes and this is clearly your first week on /biz/ we can tell instantly.
>Been in this shit hole since 05.
>/biz/ regular since 2015.
>/smg/ regular since 2015.

UBER and LYFT are fucked... buy puts

>>18053248
>putting butter on broccoli

>>18053248
So much butter dude relax

>>18053193
Go back to /b/, boomer. This subchan belongs to us now! :)

>>18053232
Newfag here. So basically you bought TVIX puts this morning and are holding until what you assume will be a dump tomorrow ?

>>18053238
this entire stock market the past two days is the most retarded imaginable
we have just zoomed 10% for no reason other than the HOPE, yes the HOPE of a fucking stimulus bill being passed. meanwhile ever more nations are going into lockdown while trump is about to go into fuck it mode and "lift restrictions" which, while not legally changing much will cause the boomer retards to go back out and cause the second wave.

>>18053267
mhm

Well well well Bullbros

It appears you've gotten far too cocky.

Any last words?

>Trump blaming Cuomo for not having ventilators

>reading Pelosi's bill
Why do they want to dump so much money into giving subsidized loans and insurance to low-income housing and financial institutions? Isn't that what caused the 2008 market crash?

>>18053267
Disney and SQQQ are the only non retarded choices you made

>>18053268
>been visiting 4chin since 2007
I didn't say /biz/ you brainlet.

>>18053267
For you... not this year.

>>18053267
thats a shit portfolio

>>18053248
cause of death: heart attack

>>18053193
>2007
>not newfag
been here since 98

>>18053262
>Copium

>>18053248
lose weight

Cuomo btfo

>>18053290
A minuscule dip and last minute chance to get into leveraged bull etfs. We finish today up more than 10% across the board.

Is USO a long-term hold at this price guys? Should I wait to get in on that?

>>18053267
>betting against uber and grubhub
>when everyone is using uber eats and grubhub to get food delivered and stay indoors
Uh, what was your thought process here anon

>one ventilator can be split between 500 patients
BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO

>>18053284
>we have just zoomed 10% for no reason other than the HOPE, yes the HOPE of a fucking stimulus bill being passed
This is actually pricing in the infinite money printer. The stimulus would have moon'd it more. The stock market has no basis on economic reality at the moment. Until the big players get their money out in which case the despair will follow.

>>18053295
Even McConnell's insidious and evil with what is entailed in it. Both bills are retarded an all it does is set up for the working class to shoulder the burden.

>>18053267
> SQQQ 11 p 4/17
I... cannot imagine your thought process here.

>>18053295
.....No. The 2008 housing crash was caused by a bunch of shit that had to do with the repeal of one specific bill in the 1990s which allowed for sub prime lending.
Go watch "The big short" for a decent movie and quick lesson on what the fuck happened. Then "Too big to fail" to get a general overview of how extensive this all was.

>>18053268
>>18053193
>he’s bragging about being here for years
yikes

>>18053284
Hope is all you need. The power of love can also work.

>>18053294
>REEEEE DON'T BLAME ME FOR LETTING IT SPREAD FOR 2 MONTHS

>>18053320
depends whether stimulus passes or not

>>18053295
because a third of the country will be unemployed for the newxt couple of years or more.

>>18053328
>>one ventilator can be split between 500 patients
>BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO

>>18053326
>assuming angry wagies won’t coof on your food as revenge for being forced to wage slave mid pandemic

Fuck bear lmao SEETHING

waggie waggie get back in your caggie

-Donald J. Trump

>>18053302
You're a fucking moron. We are calling you a /biz/ newfag. Not a 4chin newfag.

Also lurk moar.

I love SWK yes I do, I love UDOW how about you

>>18053316
hahahahah Trump just fucked Cuomo in the butt how did he have the order printed out and ready? its like he knows democrats are fucking liars and comes prepared with hard evidence to BTFO their faggot blame-casting asses

>>18053082
>Been holding ONTX since last week , just checked today after forgetting about my shares and they're all green +6% and going up

Based

LITERALLY NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, UP OR DOWN. IF YOU CLAIM YOU DO YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT

>>18053336
Long story short I forgot about the concept if being out of the money, I managed to somehow sell all my other equally retarded ETFs at a profit and that one remains

>>18053352
>>18053328

>TRUMP WANTS EVERYONE BACK TO WORK BY EASTER
SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE HOLY SHIT

>>18053262
>5% mortality rate
Not good.

>>18053082
Why line up today?

all according to plan. i will never sell.

>>18053169
>medical supply manufacturers are still working overtime
>wal mart is hiring 100k
>amazon hiring 250k
>people are video conferencing
>Essential services still running
>toilet paper at all time high

yea total shutdown

>Fox News team barely able to keep a straight face when Drumpf said he'd love to have the country back by Easter

>>18053359
seethe

I'm going to make the next one without > as well kek

>>18053334
>Both bills are retarded an all it does is set up for the working class to shoulder the burden.
That is always the goal, anon.

>>18053353
>forced
Uber drivers can decide their own hours, they have no required amount they have to drive. I don't know about grub hub though.

>>18053373
t. pink wojak

>>18053379

Update from dipshit:
"I would love to have us open by Easter"
He's crashing the markets again. Literally all of my Puts mooned in 26 minutes and my intelsat stonks sank to the bottom of the fucking ocean lmao.

>>18053379
all boomers and invalids, europe peaked after the black death we're about to enter a golden age not seen since the start of the roman empire

>>18053379
>>ORANGE MAN SAY GOOD WORDS
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>>18053392
>watching fox news

>>18053345
Well, if it fails how much lower do you see it going? I feel like almost everything is priced into it rn with the virus. Airlines are basically shtu down at this point.

>>18053274
>>18053276
>>18053311
>>18053315
>butter s bad for you
1970s housewives right here

>>18053247
I know that reel in pic. It's like when I lost over 5k in options. Kept my composure on the surface except in bed at night.. .

>>18053373

i can say with 100% certainty the stocks will either go up or they will go down

Anyone have link to trump live? Please I'm begging you

>>18053361
memes aside I just saw that liberty university is not only reopening but ordering staff back on campus lmao
imagine working for somewhere like that, full retard

>>18053082
New stats are out for Mexican beer flu
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/
700-800 dead Italy yesterday

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

5860 new cases and 69 new deaths in the United States. New York Governor Cuomo says:

Peak number of cases is still 2 to 3 weeks away in New York
"We've procured about 7,000 ventilators. We need, as a minimum, other 30,000 ventilators. This is a critical and desperate need for ventilators [..] We need them in 14 days. Fema is sending 400 ventilators only. Federal action is needed to address this now through the Federal Defense Production Act"
"The numbers are higher in New York because it started here first, it has a lot of international travelers and has high density, but you will see this in cities all across the country, and in suburban communities. Where we are today, you'll be in 4 weeks or 6 weeks.

>>18053408
Boomers own the Fed and the WH. Deal with it, r*ddit.

>>18053419
https://video.foxnews.com/v/5614615980001#sp=watch-live

senate
https://www.senate.gov/legislative/floor_activity_pail.htm

>>18053395
I was more talking about the restaurants my guy. My wife and I refuse to order any delivery atm cause we don’t know who will be a vindictive twat.

>all boomers and invalids, europe peaked after the black death

>>18053248

Easter will be magical.

IS THIS THE FUCKING BOTTOM OR NOT EVERYTHING CRABBING

ANARCHO-PRIMITIVISM WITH POSADIST TENDENCIES

>>18053082
You bullcucks don't know what's about to hit you. Buy puts now if you like money

>>18053419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUz7GXgVmTg

>>18053248
lunchbro, is that you?

>>18053409
I think the markets are underweighting coronavirus because algorithms have no input for things like "New York hospitalization rate" or "ICU cases versus beds"

We're going to fall again somewhere near 15-18000 DOW

>>18053402
No your full of brown people

>>18053267
>DIS
online media streaming service, bad call on put, /smg/ hedge fund sell
>UBER
good call but they got a pump, hedge fund on CNBC pumped it full of normie boomers, /smg/ hedgy hold
>GRUB
wtf are you doing bad put, SELL NIG
>DB
lmao should be ok, hold
>SQQQ
mmmmmm should be ok, not all bad news is priced in yet (wait for reinfection news to break)
>KR
essential business, ISM bros letting you know that it's safu; wait for earnings report and sell
which uhhh, isn't in your expiration, consider getting a further out expiration call, and maybe not above 36 imo

this is my retarded opinion, signing off

>>18053394
Next time make sure you use two >> instead of one like you just did on the other thread you absolute moron.

I feel like this is a dead cat bounce

Butter is perfectly fine for anyone who wants heart problems

>>18053427
>>18053441
Thank you

Lads rate it. How bad does it look?

Am insider, Germany lists the underlying conditions as death cause.

>>18053454
Butter is a bad cook's crutch for taste.
SIMPLE AS

>>18053373
It should be going down by all measures of how a free market should be acting so I am bearish for now but you are right, no one really knows how to calculate all these variables

.....Jesus, the confirmed cases rose by 100K in a fucking DAY.

>>18053427
The lisp on this guy

>>18053425

>India is worried about disease.
I don't believe it.

Just bought SQQQ.
Dump eet

>>18053429
Ah, that makes more sense. I doubt they would mostly just because restaurants are normally pretty serious about that stuff in general. They ever catch someone spitting in the food or anything like that and they're fired.
But yeah, you never know.

>>18053248
2/10 job on the steak

>SPY and VIX growing together after an obvious PUMP
>not going all in on SPXS

Bears, bulls, crabs... All fools... He is coming... Gondal will reign

When will ONSS pay out? Whats the prospect for this stupid company

WHAT OIL CHEAPIES SHOULD I GRAB FOR LONG TERM HOLD? ANYTHING AROUND $1?
LIKE IS KOS A GOOD BUY AND HOLD OR IS IT GONNA LIQUIDATE TOO?

>>18053410
eat it raw like a man

I'm doubling down on buying SPY puts for May. Should I buy a strike price that's already ITM?

>>18053443
Good point anon. I will keep my eye on USO but wait.

My architecture firm just laid off 35 people due to projects being delayed or falling through because of the virus. We’re pretty big and have offices in multiple states.

I’m buying puts.

why is trumps back to everyone LMAO

Drumpf had Dr Fauci killed confirmed on Fox News

>>18053380
Show me a major country that's better
T. Hans

Cuomo's so bad at math, but good with words. Dare I say Presidential?

>>18053506
The Residences, at The Lofts, at SoDoSoPa

>>18053520
South Korea?

ngl I was impressed with how quickly Germany shut everything down after they got over the "Germans are immune lol" retardation

god... i am dying to go back to work. thank you president Trump!

>>18053525
have to wonder who the dems will bring in to replace biden

>sadly doctor fauci is no longer with us
wtf? did trump kill him?

>>18053506
THAT SEEMS BULLISH
BUY BUY BUY

>>18053502
Buying puts is for low IQ. 3x inverse ETF is chad's play

>everyone go back to work

Fun reading from Marketwatch:
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/to-fearless-investors-gobbling-up-stocks-this-rally-has-a-better-than-even-chance-of-failing-2020-03-24?mod=ticker_news_feed

Is this guy Pence's fuckbuddy?

>>18053506
lol architecture is always the first to go
were so fucked
godspeed anon

PLEASE SPY DROP THIS WEEK

>>18053545
more like for people-with-no-capital play

We just passed 400,000 global confirmed cases and 600 US deaths

>>18053558
He's the Surgeon General, obviously they do doctor roleplay

>>18053420
Everyone is still working
If you think people who work pay check to pay check are quarantining in place, you are retarded

>>18053550
Gonna use this for tonights Asian markets coverage....

>>18053537
They will just pick some random puppet as vice president and have Biden retire himself a few months into his presidency (if he actually wins that is)

>Italian deaths spiked again
>up to 743 from 601 after declining for 2 days
>Italy has lost what would be 18,464 in US numbers over like 5 fucking days
>6 fucking 9/11s in 5 days

where are you guys watching this?

>>18053433
What is it?

>well you know that the flu....cooof coooooof coooooof

>>18053563
That's literally what options are for, idiot.

>>18053558
Pence is not a homosexual

It will be 2 phases I think. The Thursday/Friday crash which will make the bull trap obvious but the true panic will be when the US overtakes Italy and China for reported cases.

>>18053448
>DB
>lmao should be ok, hold
please don't listen to this
DB tanked to 5.50ish in early march and hardly moved when the market tanked again a week or two later. Might get lucky and it hits $5

>>18053534
>>18053520
>>18053380
Death rate in Germany is like 0.4%, much better than Italy's 10%

>>18053560
Nah, marketing is.

>>18053534
OK, you are right. South Korea is a bit better

>>18053580
Fox News exclusive. Drumpf has given up on talking to non-Boomers since you literally don't matter.

Should I buy an inverse ETF? I know nothing about hedging.

>>18053590
Of course not, he's the top. He and the surgeon general are clearly into electroshock BDSM

>>18053506
post kino architecture

>>18053609

>all these bearcucks in denial

>>18053452
>VIX not falling
>puts not losing value
Looks like it.

>>18053590
Enthusiastic proponent of "pray the gay away" are always homos.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9858868/conversion-therapy-minster-gay-lgbtq/

>>18053602
Italy's numbers are useless because they're so bogged they can't even count deaths right; and they're so bogged that people will be dieing of other causes because the hospitals are non-functional.

>>18053573

Just be nice to my Coronachan

>>18053612
Buy SPXS or SDOW

>>18053560
Yeah they shitcanned multiple teams, one of them was building a nursing home in FL lmao.

TEVA looking juicy boys. I want to accumulate today but i feel like tomorrow is another leg down.

>>18053626
Reminder that Italy has way more beds and doctors per person than us.

>>18053623
>arachnophobe?
>heh you must secretly want to fuck spiders

>the healthy dont need a doctor
powerful stuff

>>18053626
Even worse. Just proves the point.

>>18053612
>>18053612
what do you currently hold?

>>18053599
I concur, DB is a strange mixture of completely undeserving of life, yet never dying
like a cockroach, or a power-lich

also why I never touch em, so listen to that anon

>>18053622
I'd say the VIX's rise intraday is the dead cat bounce. VIX should keep falling and the markets should continue to rise.

This could go either way.
But I think it might be over. As long as the system does not collapse the virus is priced in and something.

If the system (banks) get problems then so help us god.

>>18053534
There are some articles claiming that they're still accepting refugees, that the border is closed for european countries. Any validity to this shit?

Into what stocks should I put investment capital right now?

>>18053648
The american healthcare system is designed around fast turnaround times. I think it'll be even more awful than we expect when it ramps up

>>18053648
yeah but italians smoke like chimneys and have more pollution than anywhere else in europe they have the lungs of angler fish

VIX keeps climbing on up. Uh uh oh bullbros...

>>18053550
I'm in NY state so no one is retarded enough to open back up.
What it will do is cause relatively lightly infected states to go back to business as usual only for infections to skyrocket there defeating the whole damn point.
>>18053572
>you are retarded
says the guy who didn't even bother to read my post.
most universities aren't outright closed you fat retard, they just shut down their campuses and went online.
Liberty decided for some reason to allow people back in campus AND force employees back on campus for little reason.
>If you think people who work pay check to pay check are quarantining in place
I see you don't live in a state where they're legally mandated to close eh?
my father had to apply for unemployment for that very reason, worked at a quarry that had to close with PA lockdowns

>>18053506
sorry anon that really sucks. i just started arch classes 2 months ago, it's me "getting my life together" at 31.

every architect i've talked to though says it's a lot of work and the pay isn't enough to justify it. any advice?

>>18053655
>>18053648
That's why I spent all day liquidating profitable stonks and buying SDOW

>>18053452
fuck those are some cute gooks
I forgot all about suzy she looks amazing here

>There are people out there that believe the market is going to go back up.
I hope these people get the help they need.

>covid19 deaths go up
>stock market goes up

IT'S A B-B-BULLTRAP RIGHT GOYS?

>>18053630
Corona-chan always gets treated nicely. I just cover the Asian markets during the 7pm till 2am window and then wake up and party in the stock market once American markets open.
Forex is also kind of fun but I don't really make much off that since I leverage so little and never really have to rely on margin.

Alright, bearcoping aside, what's the projected price of DOW by Friday? 22500?

>>18053635
I'm not in the US.
>>18053658
$40,000 worth of blue chips (32 stocks total).

>>18053695
2250

>>18053662
kek I hope you’re just memeing

Amazing how japan’s anti-social autism completely flattened their curve.

>>18053612
Then don't buy ETFs....

>>18053225
I got it at 41.5, bloody emotion buying. Also, why the hell did the price shoot up overnight?

>>18053695
if you're so sure of that sell a naked call lol

>>18053668
>the virus is priced in
The virus won't be fucking priced in until people understand how bad it really is. We're not even to the "understand it is bad" part yet.

You can't price in that level of panic.

>>18053695
17,500

>>18053653
>conflating irrational fear of spiders with the personal conflict of having the highly religious view of "homosex is wrong" and the guilt of being a homo

India is on total lockdown. American employment boom incoming!!!!

I would, she is so sweet, her voice so soothing, she would be the perfect mommy, and she's very smart.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUz7GXgVmTg

>>18053621
I'll wait and see if the dow retests mid-18Ks. Can't tell what's going on.

>>18053572
This. people will go back to work, they need money, we have no savings for most of America. They dont have money for anything right now and are probably already in CC debt from this

So many Americans buy everything on debt then work paycheck to paycheck to pay off a nicer vehicle/apartment/starbucks than they should

>>18053671
index S&P 500 fund. maybe some in a nasdaq index etf

>>18053662

>>18053691
it's going to go up until Thursday most likely

>>18053693
yes yes leave the cheap stocks for us goym

>>18053427
>>18053441
What the hell is this shit?
Some weird Q&A where Fox News gets to choose the questions from the audience instead of actual reporters?

Have they given up on actual press conferences after trump kept fucking them up, and reporters kept asking where Fauci is?

Are we not getting a real conference today? What the hell is happening?
>kek trump trying to point fingers at the NY governor after saying none of this is anyone's fault

>>18053695
19100

>>18053706
get off OUR board

>Desperate bear becomes coofer in public to lend hand in crash

Someone said they were doing this and I feel it’s one of you guys

>>18053281
He bought shares of TVIX

>>18053691
Oh it's been decided already. The market goes up 10-20%, the population density goes down 5-10%. The sacrifice to the blood god has been made.

>>18053692
lol the market cant just be going down every day

>>18053707
You're missing one zero there bud.

>>18053717
>sell a naked call lol
No.

>>18053722
18500 is the bottom.

what the FUCK happened to my cheapies?

>bears praying for markets to crash
Not only is this pathetic, but it’s unamerican

>>18053735
The Fox News guy just asked him where Fauci is

>>18053706
what country you from? might be prudent to hedge by 10-15% on a inverse etf. However holding long term has problems such as decay and cotango

>Not only is this pathetic, but it’s unamerican

>>18053730
This is what your long? Good luck thanks for the $$$.

>>18053775
>2020
>being american

>>18053775
You tell me why it's up then when there's no customers and no production

>>18053775

>>18053775
And that's why the bears always lose. Ever look at the flag for california?

Whenever Trump talks my normal stocks tank but my puts skyrocket. When he doesn't talk my stonks moon and my puts stabilize and tend to trend lower.

Fucking hell.

>missed the dip of a lifetime

nothin personell, bulls

>>18053352
seems like a good way to spread the disease? I mean different people have different mutations

>>18053776
Fauci is probably going to get shit canned soon. He keeps bringing hints of reality to press conferences.

Honestly the thing that concerns me most is that CSPAN's livestream of the fucking US SENATE is only 720p. I'm shorting the S&P.

>>18053775
tfw not american

>>18053709

Japan is barely testing and letting er rip

>>18053729
thanks

>>18053775
America has fucked with me for decades. It's fair I get to profit from their financial mistakes.

>>18053735
I read an article that said the other news people were getting tired of his two hour conferences. Something like
>You guys are giving him FREE coverage
>That's how he won in the first place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUz7GXgVmTg&feature=emb_title

LOL stream is fucking up

>>18053806
just go all in on HEXO

>>18053796
Nice tumblrgif, tranny

>>18053782
Germany. By 10% you mean buy $4,000 worth?

>>18053802

>>18053814
if there's multiple strains of coronavirus different enough that you can get double-corona'd we're already fucked

and that might very well be true

>>18053506
its all temporary, those faggots will get hired back in 2 months

My GUSH calls on robinhood became GUSH2 calls and they’re worth nothing now lmao
I thought brokerages were supposed to make the contracts whole after a reverse split instead of fucking you in the ass

>>18053775
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LET ME GET OUT OF MY LONG POSITION WITH SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
When will they learn..

>>18053267
>Betting against UBER, GRUB and SQQQ
ngmi

>>18053775
This. We're surrounded by communists, just look at all the bear posts here.

>>18053286
>>18053300
>>18053303
>>18053305
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>>18053336
What do I do bros...
I really need the money
>>18053448
Thanks for the advice

Bear Cucks are Pathetic.

>Unemployment, Corona ravaging NYC, India in lockdown, and somehow a deal won't be reached today?
god... just imagine the red

Also welcome to last wednesdays numbers.

>>18053720
50 million dead, I.E everyone gets infected and the death rate is 4.5% is priced in.

>>18053775
>natural fires clear dead wood from live vegetation and promote new growth

get a load of this short sided faggot. market crashes are a part of economics. preventing it is what is damaging.

>>18053775
Ummm excuse me profiting from someone else's misfortune is very american

>>18053802
>hurdurdur
5th largest GDP in the world, cope more pussy

>>18053806
>tfw only got like120 bucks from the whole dip
I fucking hate being poor. If I had x10 my net worth to trade, I would be well off by now.

>>18053827
>America has fucked with me for decades. It's fair I get to profit from their financial mistakes.

>>18053863
a bear can hope.

>>18053860
>bulls vanish for the past month except for the three days we're green
like pottery

>trumpbux failed
>all markets officially below when he took office
>monolithic unemployment numbers

>OK NO MORE FREE LUNCHES EVERYONE BACK TO WORK
lmao we should have seen this coming

>>18053883
Cope nigger.

>SPY ON AN HOURLY DOWNTREND

BULLMEAT BACK ON THE MENU LADS.

>Screenshooting all the Bulls
>Putting them together for a compilation later this week
KEK

So, what puts we buying on PLAY?

>>18053850
The irony is that this shit happens over and over again they don't even realize it. If they were true bear fags they would have made stupid amount and were in February. Instead they are buying puts near the bottom and don't realize everyone is trying to give them a dose of reality again but they are in full scale denial harder than a closet homosexual. Screen cap this again you bear faggot bitches.

>>18053906
I JUST WANT TO NOT BE BROKE AFTER TODAY

>>18053859
You lose one way or another anon, just hope for a red day and you'll survive.

>>18053775
>it’s unamerican
Don't give me that crap. This market, which is propped up by Jewish tricks, needs to crash so the average American can afford to invest. Praying for an unsustainable bubble to continue so your January bags can regain value is absolutely unamerican. Americans adapt and overcome.

>>18053832
>literally, unironically wants people to go back to work and carry on as normal

>>18053813
Fucking socialists!! These are the traitors that will kill this country.

>#NotDying4WallStreet
Yeah no where the fuck does your paychecks come from huh????????

>>18053580
>>18053580
the only unbiased fact based news channel on MSM tv, Fox

>>18053720
Its bad but not too bad. My original contingncy plan was a Spanish flu level event. Thankfully, as that made me sell everything.

But now we see the thing receding in China and Italys numbers look better as well with a second and possibly third day of receding numbers.

>>18053906
Powerful post

How do I turn 21k into 210k?

>>18053926
Nobody dipshit everyone is getting fired because of this.

>>18053887
>Bears vanish for years
Oh you got me there bobo. Be in denial while papa bull rapes you.

>>18053270
Why?

>panel of experts
>dr oz
my fuggin sides

>>18053932
add a zero my nigga

>You can't compare this to 1918
>Spanish flu had a 50% fatality rate
This is levels of disinformation I didn't even think possible.

>>18053932
Short SPY and PLAY

>>18053849
Why did I have to pay a 40$ reorganization fee for like a handful of gush

>>18053590
Pence is an amazing orator and refined politician, honestly i wish Trump would try to emulate him more

>>18053918
I would be fine with losing everything else so long as KR went in the green
It was doing so well for me the past couple weeks I don't understand why it would tank so much now

>>18053735
They're trying to change it up. Wanted real people to have questions, now we have professionals

>>18053932
Compounding interest

>>18053930
Italy's numbers are encouraging but they got there with the exact type of harsh national lockdown that Trump is refusing to do. They got where they are with half-assed lockdowns.

>>18053922
Bitch we get you don't have a real job, stop playing bear fags.

>>18053832

>>18053932
Prostitution

>>18053906
Bull and bearposters are funny. They originated with the crypto threads and provided endless amusement. Anyways should be noted that anything I say is neither Bullish nor Bearish.

Just commentary and estimates in both directions.

>>18053930
Italy's most recent numbers came and they spiked.

>>18053951
Because of a R/S

>>18053926
>literally die for the economy goy, you're nothing more than cattle

>>18053859
your basically betting on a 30+% drop in many of those stocks. They have already dropped 25+%. I would definitely get rid of DIS

>>18053979
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>>18053979
>>18053979
new thread
>>18053979
>>18053979
>>18053979
>>18053979
new thread
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>>18053979
>>18053979
>>18053979
new thread

>>18053950
Dave and Bustas!!

>>18053775
>bears hoping it will crash
>bull hoping it will moon
>crabs hoping it will snib

TFW you have been visited by chad the reverse-retarded-tin-foil condor, all in on cheap way OTM oil calls and cheap way OTM SPY puts.

>dude you just had to order ventilators 2 years ago you can't blame us for not helping you now
Europe's greatest ally

>>18053953
I've never even heard of Kroger, although an article I just read about it is quite positive

>>18053941
>bull has images from a doujin about christopher robin getting molested saved to his computer
woah there bullkek, don't want to get vanned now

>>18053926
it's information war, something that twitter hasn't been able to effectively do ever since that:
A. The shadow bans were revealed and everybody got tired of getting thinly-veiled advertising in the form of "organically popular tweets", everybody young went to instagram
B. The 80% of users are bots info was revealed

it's all info warfare, useful idiots and selective algos that pick who goes into the spotlight

>>18053970
i dont even live in the us lmao
i'm sat at home in the uk chilling watching this shitshow

>>18053906
A winner compilation right?

OH GOOD
DR. OZ AND DR. SAPPHIRE
I guess they really are sick of real doctors and now it's TV doctors only time.

>>18053776
what'd he say?
meetings?

>They're gonna lose their jobs never to get them back
wewwwww trump is really instilling calm

>>18053816
I've had that feeling for a while now
Another poster said Fauci was way over his skis...
He's the ONLY person I trust up there, and I'm sure much of america feels the same.

OK, Brix is a sweetheart and I would want her as my doctor if Fauci wasn't available.
And Pence is an excellent replacement president, I wish impeachment had happened now, Pence is SO much better.

>>18053867
>bashful remilia
A
FUCKING
BAT

>>18053941
>what your daddy do to you
ok pajeet

>>18053942
Nobody is going anywhere

how do people feel about long AMC calls?

>cheap literally pennies
>AMC is going to be // has been absolutely fucked by the corona panic
>extremely artificially low stock price
>their material assets are valuable / intrinsic
>surge in people going outside and to theaters after the pandemic resolves

downsides

>AMC has been declining over the decade
>fewer and fewer people want to pay money to see something they can pirate in a week
>popcorn doesn't cost $40 at home

Still, i'm leaning on it going up because they do have physical assets that are not likely to depreciate, or at least not as much as has been artificially done in the last several months

>>18054053
>And Pence is an excellent replacement president
Don't let the bar being so low you get delusional. Him being marginally better means very little.

>>18053849
hes probably mixing up factoids that were presented to him in a briefing. the spanish flu killed half the US soldiers that died to combat in ww1, maybe thats what he was trying to remember

>>18054109
If I were you, I would just buy stock. That way you don't have to stress about the time factor.

>>18054115
ok you're not wrong but...
in a time of actual crisis, a marginal improvement is actually pretty good.

>>18053842
>>18053878
Imagine believing california isn't a shithole infested with spics and faggots. It's literally a festering wound on our country, doesn't matter how many flies it attracts

>tfw have a cough

kek we recovered. this time for good.

>>18054183
sure

>Lost almost everything to that fed pump
>Put my remaining money into SQQQ when it was 23
>Walk away from desk because of the stress
>Come back an hour later
>MFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

>>18053723
The lengths you sodomites would go to normalize your sexual deviancy.

>>18054373
>he doesn't remember all the anti-gay gop members that have come out as gay since

>>18054370
>tfw passed on buying SQQQ at 23 because I'm already loaded up on puts but instead I just lost out on easy money

>>18054429
>>18054370
did y'all go in on SDOW?
We seriously betting against the market??

>>18054015
>bearfags familiar with this
The state of bear fags right now. Go run home and cry to daddy about your retarded puts.

>>18054081
People are still ordering from stuff like door-dash which they own...

Uh oh bearbros

>>18055590
fear the pump?