/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18043212
now a can of beans will cost 10$!!

When do the NEETs go Mad Max and fight each other for their neetbux?

>>18043212
yurofag living in auscuck, quick give me a tutorial to get neetbux quick!!!

>>18043212
which of you nerds keep posting on UTS Confessions?

GREEN IDS ONLY BOYS THIS IS A SIGN

meanwhile burgers are seething their $1500 neetbux is canceled. TrudeauBux is going soon for leafs.

>>18043212
>My tax dollar is going to retards like this

>>18043242

>>18043253
Pink ID OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18043212
>550$
what is that like 150 USD?

>green and purple
THE DOCTOR IS IN

>actually have savings
>it's all going to get inflated away because of all the scomobux
Thanks NEETS.
Don't even know where to stash my cash for the shit show. Stocks are in the shit and PMs are sold out everywhere.

>>18043212
This is the spirit of ANZAC

>>18043312
I do sympathise for you, but you should've seen what was going to unravel a month ago and bought gold.
>inb4 victim blaming
It's not too late to put your order in before the AUD tanks further from 60c

>>18043312
>>18043316
stay mad boomers, thanks for the gibs LOL

>>18043235
find a Centrelink

>>18043312
buy the dip you money hoarding faggot

If I had 50k in the bank before all these inflationary money pumps, how much realistically do I have now (i.e. now worth $40000, etc), and how much will I have at the end of all this?

>>18043212
sauce mate?

>>18043962
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/coronavirus-students-to-get-550-extra-in-stimulus-package/news-story/ff3b68cd10a1927f3c0bfe596c35433f

>tfw kiwi in aus
>get nothing

>>18043295
Thanks doc.

fuck me dead cunts its fucked. been saving for 4 years and now im gonna get rekt by the hyperinflation, wtf do i do

what's the best dole to sign up for bros? there's like 5 of them

>>18044649
There won't be hyperinflation. Even with this enhancement, neetbux are nowhere near proper wages. Australia will be importing less.

>>18044734
I hope so mate.

>>18043212
my casual job is on hold, i'm a foreigner with a permanent visa. how do i access neet funds?

>>18043212
this could be huge i don't know if the wagies will want to go back after tasting the neetbux

inb4 prices of everything double

i'm a us citizen can i cash in my american neetbux as well as my australian neetbux or am i in some sort of cucked limbo with no tendies from anyone? who is my daddy?

>>18043212
I CANT APPLY CAUSE THE SITES DOWN

Anyone watching the news bulletin?

>all fun is banned
>but keep working goy
Thanks Scomo

>>18043295
>>18044627
just here for my dd
thanks doc

>Working just over the threshold amount of hours to claim coronabux.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's the threshold m8?

>Parents own a single investment property
>They've paid millions in tax at this point
>Eligible for zero dollars and zero cents plus tip

Uhh yeah, I'm thinking this system is based,

>>18046105
Thank you for your service, wagie. Now get back to work so I can buy a new onahole.

oi, i found out my visa lets me claim these free tendies. should i /biz/? i'm a foreigner waiting to become a resident. it doesn't feel right but i don't have a job until further notice. what do?

last time I applied for centrelink I got denied, how do I apply for the neetbuxs? just try again with centrelink?

>AUD freefall to <60cents against the USD
>mass gold cash-in ended; gaining back the value it lost
>gold currently at over AUD$2800; if currency stays down and gold continues to gain back its value, 3k an ounce is likely
i only invested in gold to protect against inflation and my irl /biz/ m8s laughed at me saying i should have played the sotck markets instead...

>>18046315
also I am a dumb retard who is seeing the market fall going "oh maybe now I should invest".
Totally fucking clueless at this I'm literally just on watching a few youtube vids, any general pointers or just wait until the market bottoms out and invest in a bunch of companies that will likely end up back up.

>>18043212
(((Discord))) banned the /biz/ server, get in the new one bros
discordb gg kjGsbrW
...

Its all going to BTC.
Tfw the goverment helps you bring them down by subverting their monetary policy.

ScoMo is the worst leader this country has ever had, hands down.

>>18046210
Claim claim claim

Your not gerting a job any time soon. Unemployment is going to go above 20% in the next 2 weeks. We're only just getting started.

>>18046315
yes

>>18043312

Buy PMGOLD

is your housing market finally going to crash or what?

>>18046329
Fools, theres no point not buying gold unless you dont have gun, tools and general utilities taken care of first

>>18046478
Fucking hope so

If coronachan kills enough Boomers its a near certainty.

>>18046478
>>18046519
Our housing market is owned by Chang, it depends what country he is in right now.

>he still enumerates currency in AUD

>>18046478
no way. interest rates are being slashed, govt is subsidizing current loans (guaranteeing banks 50% of the value of unsafe loans taken out during this period) and business loans are being put on hold for 6 months (like so people can prioritize other debts like mortgages). the only way for the housing market to crash is if people simultaneously stopped buying homes and default on their loans on mass (which would decrease demand exponentially).

>>18044599
>tfw aussie in new zealand
>get nothing

how can i use my neetbux to get rich during this crisis?

>>18046556
It is almost like the US during the GFC - long housing and the banks, dickhead

>>18043253
Do I have to apply for the Canadian NEETbux or will it just be mailed to me for literally no reason like those odd checks?

When will the fucking housing bubble pop?

I cannot afford to buy property with cash.

>>18043212
Just buy Unification anon.

>>18046210
Isnt there a 2 year waiting period for prs?

>>18043271
About 230 haha

>>18046210
Get in brother

>>18046434
Bro sco mo is giving us $550 EXTRA NEETBUX

>>18047032
with cash? do it with niggercoin

put your super in bitcoin boys

>mfw I earn the same money for job in my shithole as australian NEETs for play vidya.
YA LUCKY POOFTAS

>>18045015
You don’t. Get the fuck out of our country.

>>18043212
>>550$ neetbux a fortnight ON TOP of whatever neetbux you already get for a MINIMUM of 6 months
>>PLUS an extra 750$
>>state enforced neetdom imminent

why do regular neets get more money i had a casual job and now im unemployed cant i get the money first instead of people who are already getting an allowance it fucking pisses me right off welfare cunts are getting more money

>>18046545
paweena phasri is sauce

>>18049069
>our
hahaha stupid convict

I have aspergers, how do I get neetbux? I just want to have a shitty apartment, food stamps and a PC.

>>18046500
Unfortunately I've got guns, general utilities, and food sorted but left gold and silver till now, so I'm searching everywhere for the lowest prices I can find. Got some silver on the way, wish me luck trying to find gold fellas. How much should I have of each?

>>18049497
It's because those welfare cunts will actually spend the money, instead of saving it.