/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>18033138
Phew I'm glad I sold my SRTY for a 10 dollar loss and bought UPRO to break even for the day.

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Rate my portfolio

NICE "FREE MARKET" YOU HAVE THERE

>>18033138

Accumulate REFR

>>18033206
https://brrr.money/
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any suggestions on a good website for getting educated on this whole nCoV situation and what happens next, that isn't so panic-causing? like, level-headed logical information and advice about what to do as the situation unfolds?

im all for fun and memes but i also want to actually get some real and useful information some times instead of a million AAAAAA-posts, you know what i mean?

What a gay fucking day. all weekend waiting to bust my nut and the fed cucked all the bears an hour before open only to trade sideways all day.

>>18033206
free market is over

Hate to say I told you so.

>>18033197
What's your % for the day?

I would like to thank the federal government for taking all of my money. Thank you.

>>18033138
Capitalism in a society reaching its carrying capacity is a mistake. Looking forward to Finland ruling the world in fifty years.

Is putting a few grand in tqqq and sqqq and just riding it each day a sound strategy?

Ok.

anyone looking at buying calls for $DRI (Olive Garden) towards the end of the year?

>the stock fell through to the fucking aquifer already
>calls are pennies
>possible rebound by december (?)

thoughts?

>>18033239
There was no money to be made today. So fucking disappointed.

Okay guys, I bought today Alibaba, Disney, Starbucks, Marriott, Raytheon. Suggestions for my next round of buys?

AHHHHHHHHHH

anyone want to come over to my animal crossing town

What is this, I though this was the DOW not some shitcoin an Indian guy decided to pump and dump.

>>18033314
what did you think would happen

What ticker is like SPY but for the DOW?

Commodities are doing fantastic I love futures trading!

>>18033313
five foot of rope

>>18033238
Yeah. It's called do your own research.

I could provide the answers you seek but that's a lot of time and I WON'T do it unless I'm getting paid considerably for it.

>>18033299
Easy to lose but it's my strat so far

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .67%, crab day crab day, would have been up bigly if GEO wasn't having such a hard time. Poor reits ;_;
Interesting day, don't know what to make of it yet. Disconcerting that we remain down on Fed announcements like this, but at this point it'd be crazy to expect any different. Port stays in neutral for time being, rally off technicals or another leg down off news/unemployment/every small business in the US going under both highly possible from here imo

>Couldn't infiniBRRRRR back up to 19.000
Disgraceful

Imagine if Google starts charging people to make Google searches and uploading videos onto YouTube because their stock value goes down too much.

>>18033295
What are you talking about? I made good profit today shorting the peaks.

lads, should i close my AMD puts ? strike 41 expiration 1st of may

>>18033317
how's your economy looking?

>>18033257
GOOD
>>18033299
Actually yeah, it is. I'll prolly short them for a little while longer but it's gotta rebound eventually... like a year.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did everyone do today?

Today we're tapping into the food reserves and having sardines for lunch.

>>18033313
a gun and one bullet

>>18033238

the world is always trading on an emotional level

thats pretty much all you need to know about how markets react

>>18033362
Thanks for your helpful advice son, Go to your room and larp with your friends as if you have money now.

>>18033301
Olive Garden is trash and deserves to die but their assets are higher than their valuation right now. Buy and watch it get sold for parts at 5x the final valuation.

>>18033378
Down a shitload fuck everything

>>18033394
Your annoying.

>>18033364
Based and capitalist pilled.

>>18033394
I'm having deenz too :o
Also cracked open one of my four remaining Bangs. Dreaming of cherrystone clams and aperol w/ prosecco >_<

>>18033378
JUST

I thought today was our turn bearbros

Major UK announcement in 23 minutes

>>18033361
DIA

>>18033378
it's shit
my token meme shortside protection fucked me, I'm done with FNGD tomorrow.

>>18033429
Who's to say those assets won't lose value? Real estate takes a few months to come back to reality

>>18033362
Starbucks and Marriot are a mistake imo. Rest are good.

>>18033394
Only down like 1.5%, literally chuckled as I closed the window.

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>>18033461
I got judged today too anon. Just HODL

>>18033204
You must be getting gaped

reminder bulltards predicted a green day
I predict bulltard suicide day tomorrow

>pumping last minute to avoid people shorting it immediately

>>18033445
Got tons of them at the gas station here. Sucks to be you.

>>18033138
RED LINE GO DOWN STOP MAKING RED LINE GO DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY RED LINE KEEP GOING DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18033495
Wow. You are fucked.

>>18033474
What do you expect? Country lockdown? Short it now?

Are these the last days of Rome?

Someone just bought $3M in SPY 270c and 290c exp 4/17

So how fucked am I?

>>18033238
Just watch the Kurzgesagt vid on it.

what a boring day

>>18033495
yeah... aaaaaaaahhhhhhh........

>>18033394
Down 3%

>>18033534

Conveniently after markets closed. I expect fines for leaving the house without police permission

THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
>THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
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THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
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>THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
>THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
>THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
THE EARLIEST THEY CAN VOTE AGAIN IS WEDNESDAY
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Tomorrow red. :)

>>18033541
In what quantities? I've been seeing a surprising amount of bull options sweeps going through, someone's sizing up PEP

REEE Y VIX NO SPIKE

>>18033555

As long as you sell by mid april or so you should be fine and pulling in several thousand profit. Just don't be a retard and hold to the end.

>>18033541
Yeah, that's some r*ddit faggot. Legitimately.

>>18033563
uuugh...

>>18033445
Based /bizfit/ poster

>>18033591
Manipulation.

>>18033576
Can anyone who is able to tolerate listening to those senile assholes describe to me what the fucking argument is and why my recently unemployed ass is not getting a relief check?

>>18033569
Ok, yolo. Im shorting it,expecting bad news which will tank the index tomorow morning.

>>18033583
Sweep split 50/50 between the two strikes

>>18033354
>What ticker is like SPY but for the DOW?
What ticker is like SPY but for the DOW?

What the fuck is up with my account?

My positions are still moving in price.

Isn't it arleady 4oclock in NYC??

The most important thing is closing red.

What should I buy for Thursday's unemployment data? SQQQ? SDOW?

>>18033555
Pretty solid actually.My portfolio would be very similar if I were a YOLOer

>>18033658
Bro someone hacked your account

>tfw too stupid to make money in this market but smart enough to realize that I have no idea and should stay out right now
Living is pain

>>18033354
>What ticker is like SPY but for the DOW?
Brah

Bros what the fuck, S&P 500 was only down a couple percents today. Is this collapse finally ending or what?

>>18033658
I see that too

>>18033657
DIA?

>>18033657
DIA

So do I just hold this motherfucker into the ground? LYV defies all rational thought—in a sea of middling gains/losses, it spiked 12% for no reason at all. Shit, honestly, if any anons want to make moon money just buy into LYV because apparently they’re untouchable. Nevermind the fact that shows are cancelled left and right and tours are being indefinitely put on hold, buy buy buy

>/smg/ having a panic attack because a circuit breaker didn't go off

>>18033649
Interesting. Don't know what to make of MMM, simply not tuned into China's deep lore enough to try n trade it

>>18033378
Not green, Im prepared for the Super Chop upwards april with UDOW SPXL and more dow stocks and SWK

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THERMOFISHER IS DUMPING (TMO)!?!
>DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THERMOFISHER IS DUMPING (TMO)!?!
>>18033445
Deebly debating ordering sipps. AMZN has a deal on monster zero i think, but it's still like >$1 per sip, and I gotta save for more dip buying and surviving the depression.

>>18033569
>>18033576
doesn't matter, they can still position and posure themselves when nancy reveals her bill tonight.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why do you spam shit like that?

>>18033657
oops, see:
>>18033477

>>18033645
They are telling you to never vote democrat ever again.

I broke even on that last second rally. 240p 3/25 call really saved me there at the end. From -25 to 6+

>>18033433
I agree, but YOU'RE also annoying.

>>18033238
Nobody knows really. If you want my advice, trust your instincts, see which way things are going, what's the general vibration of things and listen to your gut.

>>18033600
Sauce?

>>18033643
lmao how long can they last with this manipulation? are there truly no consequences of unlimited free BRRRRRRR money?

>>18033657
SPXU

>>18033314
How the FUCK do some of you on here have a million dollars. And why the FUCK are you gambling it away on options instead of investing it in something that would legitimately make you wealthy like commercial real-estate or DCA into too-big-to-fail dividend paying stocks?

>>18033383
I made 12% off my only trade for the day. Maybe that's considered no money or something these days lol, would easily get me a new gun.

>>18033313
>buys
The English word would be purchases.

will the down hit 17k tomorrow?

>>18033758
>What if I turned that 500k into 5 million???
People are not rational when it comes to money

>>18033704
>>18033709
>>18033737
>>18033757

Thanks, just found UDOW too.

>>18033758

Trust fund/inheritance retards only exist to piss away the wealth of their forefathers

>>18033758
Anon is always retarded

>>18033645
Unironically the Democrats being extra retarded. They wanted to add ridiculous provisions to the bill, the green deal shit as well as a lot of absurd things like forcing every company which would take even a dollar of government money to undergo a race-based evaluation of wage discrepancies. I'm not even joking.

The GOP wants to give free money away and the Dems are blocking it, it's a clown world right now kek.

>>18033758
On Robinhood nevertheless.

>>18033713
Feel your pain. I’m just gonna wait the week out and see where it lands. Already expecting to lose the premiums I paid anyways

>>18033743
My gut tells me:
BRAAAAAAAAAP
What can that possibly mean?

>>18033378
Sorta down, bought a JBLU put and made a stupid $10 put against SLV expiring 4/17 (I knew it was stupid but premium was relatively cheap at $0.39).

That was the "bloodbath" you faggots were predicting?

>>18033784
No one in the Dems base actually pays attention to what they do. They listen to the comedians make fun of conservatives.

>>18033784
They are both being retarded as fuck.

>>18033720
Be careful niknik, but you know what you're doing. End of Month Rally tm seems so certain off every chart and big line I look at but I'm frighten. If I see something that genuinely looks like we're finna pop I'll be in with you, being a NEET trader is so refreshing.

How do I play the fact that the dems just handed Trump the election? I believe the public is going to see this a political squabbling during crisis, simply because they feel he's stealing their playbook. Also how fast are the pitchforks going to come out? The people who normally can't riot now have no job holding them back. Can I invest in riot gear?

7 minutes until prime minister addressing the nation

>>18033535
Maybe
Momento mori
Sic transit gloria mundi

Which way is it gonna go tmrw, /biz/?

>>18033808
I dont think anyone predicted the "unlimited QE lol" shitshow at the start of the morning.

>>18033808
Honestly?
Yeah I didn't anticipate the morning announcement from the FED that they would just begin dumping unlimited equity into the market...

>>18033814
I agree with you, but in this instance I think that the GOP understands the need to get money to the anxious public before they start setting shit on fire.

Tomorrow’s another rex day right?

>>18033823
At this point I'm just going to assume it'll be another SNIB SNAB day

How do I play the Saudi Oil Jihad? Also any vice plays?

>haha money printer go brrrrrr
>infinite money over here guys, get your infinite money
>haha fed saves the day once again
>w-wait why are you still selling
>t-this isnt funny anymore guys haha

>>18033813
>Money to the people needs to have no strings attached
>reeee we need to control business money because we are so good at running businesses.

>>18033823
Crab. It's gonna fucking crab.
Just spend time hoovering up cheapies.
I'm leveraging into intelsat at the moment. Taking what I have and getting into safer low growth positions because well fucking hell forget trying to capitalize on the drop when the XIV is so stupid tier high and no contracts are even being bought at this point.

Tomorrow 17k?

4 minutes until he UK happening

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

$100 junk silver bags selling out at $1500 HAHAHAHAHAHA

>CDC says second wave pandemic coming in Fall of 2020.

Source: Senator whoever the fuck just now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>he doesn't trade the volatility surface
>he thinks options is a gambling product

To whoever shilled me into buying KO at 56. Fuck you. Everything else I hold is green and now I'm stuck with this bag for what's likely to be years.

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

2 minutes

>>18033877
>Moneyness

>>18033851
>a -3% of the market only gets a yawn out of people
What a time to be alive.

>Member of White House press corps suspected to have contracted COVID-19

I don't have any money in the market, and I'm looking to horde my money, and start investing in pharmaceutical companies, maybe plastics companies as well because it's obvious their stock will rise based on who is closer to winning the race on the actual vaccine. So the answer to that we might not know until a few months. There's a profit to be made here Biz, and we all need to work together to get as many of us in on the ground floor as possible.

>>18033877
>no smooth penis indicator
ngmi

>>18033758
You knoe when you take a hundred bucks to play around with, just for fun? Maybe it's like that.

1 minute

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

https://youtu.be/pzN7YZXZZbk

1 minute

>>18033820
Back to /pol faggot. Trump ain't winning shit when oil workers got screwed over because of his love of the Saudis

>>18033784
You probably didn't watch the 2008 TARP catastrophe if you think the dems are to blame, but FUCK that sjw shit i heard nancy is putting in the bill

is that article any good?

>>18033838
M8. It's just because their team is in office. This is little more than a bribe to reelect him. I think it's the correct action, but they need to do some stupid dance and play a little chicken before Mitch kisses Nancy's ring and god I hope they all get the virus.

>>18033881
I'm still buying.
You should've maybe sold when you knew it was habbening, but now... I'm buying.

>>18033877
I don't understand this shit at all.
I follow the lemon and some other gex and dix people on twitter but that visualization shit boggles my mind.

>>18033815
cute!
What lines are your favorite sunchan?
I'm tryna practice a bit, I don't know anything not covered by CioSensei.

you got any good resources for knowledge that aren't /x/?

btw... last weeks vid was bleak

>>18033909
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE

>>18033815
Dow and Spx BBA 2 segments, feeling pretty confident

>>18033881
Own your decisions. Don't take advice from a message board. Read about dollar cost averaging and buy more KO

>>18033913
What anime is this?

I bought tvix... egh

>>18033927
interspecies reviewer

>>18033301
Calls are stupid expensive, but I may pick up a few shares. Thanks, Anon.

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>>18033909
YOU MUST STAY AT HOME
>YOU MUST STAY AT HOME
YOU MUST STAY AT HOME
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YOU MUST STAY AT HOME
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YOU MUST STAY AT HOME
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I DONT HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW

I DONT HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW

I DONT GAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW

>UK in official lockdown mode

LOCKDOWN

Listening to Johnson vs Trump is like night and day...

>POLICE FINES
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCCCCCCCCKKKKK

Weddings banned in the UK

Weddings banned in the UK

Weddings banned in the UK

POLICE ENFORCED
>POLICE ENFORCED
POLICE ENFORCED
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POLICE ENFORCED
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>>18033909
>immediately close all shops
It's over

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SNSSFAG, WHERE ARE YOU HIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIING???

>>18033947
ONLY 1 FORM OF EXCERCISE PER DAY
/fit/ BTFO

Oy mate, got a loicense for that walk?

REEEEEEEE
WHY DID I BUY PUTS ON CANADA AND JAPAN INSTEAD OF THE UK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>immediately says the police will enforce
duude... you didn't even give them a "shelter in place" first?
What the fuck are you doing?

>>18033955
usually boris isn't this on-message...

>>18033927

Bullish news desu, finally the britons will starve to death and no longer pester the civilized peoples. Bull run incoming.

But how will they get herd immunity that way??

The police will fine you if you leave your home without permission

>>18033927
Interspecies reviewers

Anime of the year

>he bought

>>18033990
>people think those measures will be rolled back after the virus
Lmao

>>18033978
AHAHAHAHAHA

>UK futures mooning despite this news
nice market

>Market closes only -3%
>UK announces COMPLETE LOCKDOWN
Soooo, will we actually get a breaker tomorrow? Why didnt it happen today?

Okay I’ll never put anything again. Clearly the fed has flexed the shit out of their position and I can’t bet against unlimited equity. Lmao.

Puts on Harley Davidson. When do i play them?

>>18033990
Bavaria banned all meetings not between families or partners. The only reasons you can leave the house for is essential shopping or having a walk. Alone.

The only stores open are supermarkets, pharmacies, repair shops, bakeries, gun stores and a few others that are essential for living.

Some people got taken in already for meeting with friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg
I thought the economy would crash today so i bought tvix. Down 30%. I thought this was a happening turns out it only happened to me.
rolling for economic collapse to recoup some losses...

>>18033973

Oh no no no BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18033913
I don't look at too many advanced lines, but bollies+RSI alone are insane. Litorally every time index weekly RSI has been this low it's market the bottom of a crisis, except 2008 where there was a little more to fall (still not a bad time to buy). We have a little more to fall if we wanna hit the same levels on monthly RSI as in 2008. VIX still looking like the first bunny ear is coming down, second one would pop up in early-mid april if it was to stay proportional with 2008. Goes without saying every Bolly is screaming buy, even the monthly.
If spx goes to 2k I think that might be a real-real bottom?
And yes Cio's last video was incredibly painful, I don't know where we're headed ;_;

It was trump's fault. Proof

>>18034037
>long VIX at fucking 70+
you get what you deserve retard

>>18033204
Bait?

For those who missed it, weddings have been banned in the UK

WEDDINGS HAVE BEEN BANNED

>no money illegal immigrants
How are you gonna not pay taxes this whole time and not be a citizen. and then be like "oh I'd like some of that money now, I'm tots a citizen when it's convenient". Fuck Illegals, they chose to play this game, it's the risk you took.

>>18034066
Even the gay ones?

>>18034066
oh no not a massive malinvestment of capital event not going on

if SPX ever get back to 2700 me gonna bee so fking rich

>>18033846
buy tanker stocks. All that oil needs to be stored somewhere

>>18033385
lads ? anyone ?

>>18034014
He announced relief measures IN the speech, AND he gave a clear date for them to reevaluate. It's going in place across the entire country at the same time, and is long enough where asymptomic carriers should show symptoms.

it's so much better leadership that what we're doing, and it's from those fucking clowns. Unbelievable.

I've changed my mind. Orange man is oficcially bad. BORIS GIVES BETTER SPEECHES FOR FUCKS SAKE.

>>18033239
Pissed me off, was looking forward to a bloodbath

>>18034085
It's the UK; There are only gay weddings

All bars closed
All casinos closed
All churches closed

Islamic caliphate confirmed

>>18034037
With some luck we'll get bad news and hit an circuit breaker this week, might be able to sell then.

>>18034047
Unsubscribe from Ciovacci he betrayed me a second time by only using data points from 2000 and 2008

>everything is getting shut down
>oil dropping again
>inverse oil ETN
>goes down

So was it a nothingburger after all /biz/? I thought today was supposed to be a bloodbath.

>>18034047
*meant to include this image

>>18033239
I was up $800, and then went into TVIX when it was $480 thinking it was a deal. Now I'm down $800.

am getting really abstract with how watching market kek

am anyone else on this level?

>>18034128
Come to Europe. We had -8% today.

>>18034102
Yeah, that was a good speech. Night and day.

>>18034134
it will take some absolutely insane shit to get vix to go up that much again. next spike will probably happen next month and possibly go 100+

>>18034128
we were expecting a bloodbath before the fed decided to start unlimited QE

>>18034123
ratty... no...
there's still time

>>18034102
I thought boris was orange man number two

>>18033305
The market oscillated all day today, what the fuck do you mean?

MUH MIRACLE CURE

What happens when a paki gets out of containment?

>>18034185
/ptg/ just can't stop winning

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOTTOM

I have 10 dollarinos, what stocks do I buy?

>>18034060
Well, don't blame her. She's only taking info from blumpf.

>>18034201
Center of the earth.

>>18034185
people in the third world die via intentional suicide from chloroquine every day, it's like 50 cents to get enough to exit with. Therapeutic doses for short periods of time (as have been demonstrably effective against corona) are not egregiously harmful.

>>18034124

>>18034185
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18034204
amzn

>>18034185
chloroquine very hard drug take O_O
people am retarded if they just start taking it

you gonna take in small doses, 200mg at time, and make sure you dont sleep while taking it

800mg of HCQ can kill you in day if taken wrong

>>18033197
Why the fuck would’ve you bought it while it was at $35 dumbass

I can't believe the democrats would collude with china and invent a virus just to ruin trump's presidency.

>>18034102
It’s hard to even listen to Trump because of how absolutely retarded he sounds in public. Fucking hell this country is actually doomed

How much money should i put into Walmart calls? I have family that works there and they said they have massive upgraded stock, sold, and cut hours. Im thinking massive earnings.

>>18034185
>self-medicating
All I can think of is drug addicts trying to heal the wounds of their childhood.

>tfw NEET along with 80% of the country

>>18033995
WTF

>>18034123
in the study on what happens after credit spreads make those crazy spikes? You think he should've included 87 or something?

You got some better studies?

>>18034130
Not sure how to use this... need to practice with RSI. These guys worth following?

>>18034172
So did I... turns out, he can stop playing and behave long enough for an address to the nation.

>>18034137
over the years reduced to only use 1 indicator, soon will just be naked trading
>>18034167
he made his final mistake, 2 strikes youre out

Ko or PEP?

>>18033995
>>18034249
Cuomo knows theres about to be thousands dead, if not already.

>>18034249

I'm guessing it's the NYC effect? Having 8 million people packed together in such a small area has to help with virus spread.

>>18034181
It means I was slow, didn't hold sqqq on friday, and was unable to day trade since I still to go to work. Otherwise, yeah, you're right.

>>18034273
Which tastes better to u?

I wonder when we hit buying territory again. We essentially already dropped like its a 1929 recession and China is back on track to normal production levels. Italy's numbers are dropping, but the US will get hit now and they will have a lot of deaths with poor people refusing to go to the doctor for "a simple flu shot" I presume.

Also depends on the financials of the banks now of course which will be the most important numbers over the next months.

>>18034015
imo market price atm pricing in apocalyptic worse case future scenario
SPX should be 2600 ATM

it gonna take really really bad new for get us lower than 2100

>>18034279

Oh and the greater NYC area population is 20 mil, packed into area that small.

>Water pressure has dropped

It's just a local issue that'll be fixed soon right?

>>18034185
Headline = String("Something Bad happen") + String("_" + )Strong("Trump")

>>18034273
KO for max value PEP for more diversity

>>18034246
Worst case I lose $40... Too cheap to turn down.

>>18034253
its not enough data to claim a 50% drop especially with the surprise rate cuts adding to the spike and early stimulus will protect a lot more companies

>>18034343
Love that maga cope

>>18034200
Anyone still for trump is a literal terrorist.

>>18034310
>SPX should be 2600 ATM
COPE

>>18034228
Only 10 dollarinos

This is pretty much 2nd only to nuclear war in terms of happening

>>18034343
Seethe and Cope retard

>>18034253
I think so, but I follow a bunch of prop traders n quants. I like that guy's charts more than most. Be advised most quants I follow are still bearish, some to a ludicrous degree. I'd honestly ignore fintwitter, there's a bad system of incentives to be the one who calls the Big One early, everyone's been jumping to conclusions and saying wild shit for the past month. Awful noise but I can't pull myself away.
>>18034254
We must be forgiving in a trying time, you'll accrue bad karma for judging people too harshly. What comes after pure evil :o
>>18034273
Both! But I'm really liking PEPpers

>>18033973
Is this the ultimate bruh moment?

>>18034066
*white weddings

muslims are still free to reproduce as normal

>>18034402
~Hey little sister, shotgun!~

>>18034249
There was a backlog of tests.
Fear and panic!!!!!!!!

>>18033913
basically firms have this model that shows them the EXACT contracts to buy and sell to perfectly hedge any risk and realize only the IV change

>>18034185
thats not the drug Trump has mentioned. its not his fault people arent researching things online

>>18034376
Nah. A real pandemy would kill young people as well. This just kills pensionists and people already hanging by a thread.

This is a level 3 global happening. On one level with a major conventional war somewhere.

I'm thinking Ford calls

remdesivir given orphan status by FDA, GILD

Boris just put us all on lockdown
TIME FOR BEARS

test

Why is the DAX rising? s&p is going to new lows and DAX piece of shit is actually +7% or so from the last low

>Boris just straight up accepts that people aren't paying attention to social distancing guidance
>reacts accordingly
>Trump & Pence thank americans for doing it, despite the fact that they're clearly not
You guys are absolutely fucked

>>18034445
He should be aware that people are anxious as fuck and looking at everything that could help while keeping in mind that most of his followers are fucking braindead boomers.

Don't dangle a cure in front of people before it's properly tested and accepted by the doctors.

>TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TELLING STATES TO HIDE OR LIE ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ohio-stops-releasing-unemployment-claims-numbers-amid-coronavirus-threat-at-trump-administration-e2-80-99s-urging/ar-BB11B7Cc

>>18033394
> deenz from the stash
This might be a legit aspect. How bullish can traders be when sitting around in isolation, sustaining on rice? After a while, this is bound to do a number on anyone’s optimism. I wonder how well high level traders prepped, probably they don’t even have toilet paper and we’ll see stocks tank just because too many traders had to clean their brown-eyes with their promotional ”Dow 25,000” T-shirts.

>>18034494
>GREATEST ECONOMY
>THE BEST ECONOMY
Eat shit and die Magamutts

>>18034434
>STAAAAAAAAAART AGAAAAAAAAIN

>What comes after pure evil :o
I think Anubis gives you a tour of the underworld and you become a demigod

>>18034355
oh sure yeah, i think these studies more for sentiment, and trades more on actual macrodata.

But the stimulus is still... well this could be early days with all the washington fuckery.
And Cio is investing in ETFs, not just high quality JNJs and PEPs and KOs. And not range trading for oversold bounces.

He says could still get facemelting bounce. WHEN we finally get something that convinces the algos we've got stimulus, I bet we get a nice squeeze!

>>18034518
>>18034434
based AF

when does the conference start
im getting addicted to trump taking a big fat dump on futures

>>18034371
pls anon
me was shorting SPX when it was 3400 because of same logic

>>18033238
okay let me rephrase that:

what site on the internet is basically /smg/, but serious instead of a meme? i need something serious to balance out the memes, as much as i love you guys otherwise.

>>18034376
>>18034447
This whole thing has forced me to look at how woefully unprepared I (and people in general) are for happenings in general. Imagine, if this had been a virus with as long of a no-symptoms period, and kill rate of even 5% to 20% of the young healthy population. What's worse is that CRISPR is a thing, so some asshole somewhere might just do it for the lulz.
I'm going to hope there's no civil unrest this time and keep at least a years supply of food and water on hand after that.

>>18033138
>https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1242189419572080641?s=20
>BREAKING: A man DIED & his wife is in ICU after they ingested #chloroquine, one of the anti-malarials that
@realDonaldTrump touted.

>Chloroquine/#hydroxychloroquine have NOT been proven effective against #coronavirus & can cause FATAL heart arrhythmias.
UH OH

>>18033975
Post Nico's butthole please
:)

>SPY barely down after hours
IT’S OVER BOBOS

>>18034599
cnbc, bloomberg, yahoo finance(comments section)

Maybe actually spend some time learning more about a subject by watching vids or opening a book

>>18034455
[Regeneron's in your path]

>>18034381
I am quite bearish in sentiment too...
credit spreads were on my list of HOLY SHIT indicators and I slept too much and got off the path... and am paying the price. I waited too long to raise cash, but now I'm already adding to my blue chips, even though I know it's too soon.
KO is on firesale and JNJ and PEP and I keep buying FUUUUUUUU

Should've dumped my drugstocks fug.

>>18034609
>Chloroquine
Gosh darn it I've been drinking chlorine for days, I always fuck up some mundane detail

Just a two week lockdown, we'll be back to normal in no time
https://thenationalpulse.com/coronavirus/hong-kong-coronavirus-back/

>>18034609
>Retards self-medicate with common suicide pills
>It kills them
>Freakout ensues
Clownworld

>>18034609
Why are they listening to quick online remedies over what their doctor suggests?

>>18034637
i've been watching CNBC this past week and it has mostly just made me feel like having a panic attack, though. you're recommending i watch stuff like this on the regular? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU

>>18033645
Baso republican bill doesn't help those who didn't earn something like $30000 in the last year so it's a shit bill that doesn't help those who are going to need help the most for once there being reasonable

>>18034603
I already have 2/3 months of food stored. Cost me like 50€ to buy some stuff like oats, rice, pasta, vegetable cans, fruits, etc.
Has been in my storage for years now and it all looks fine. Toilet paper, masks, trash bags, soap, vitamin pills, etc. as well.

Only stuff I bought now are 2 bottles of oil for 99cents because that stuff does not last forever.
People laughed at me 4 yeras ago.

It's over bobos. I've sold all my KNG for SQQQ. You should go long before you lose too much money.

Educate yourselves with all of this time off.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO3Mka2Esro-bqVRDQnvmaQ

>>18034643
My quandary exactly. Technicals HARD bull (with some frightening and mysterious variables), what's happening on the ground and in people's heads HARD bear >_<

>Virtually every business in the UK forcibly closed by the government
>Police can fine you for leaving your house

>FTSE futures down only 0.1%

i just want to go back to febuary 9

>>18034679
Why? There's other people that handles that shit, no reason for me to educate myself in that subject

>>18034609
how will drumpf ever recover?

>>18034679
>View counts
Is this your side gig?

>>18033535
The Roman Republic maybe

>>18034685
it was priced in earlier today, over the weekend every radio show and newspaper giving out about normies going to the park and going to beach

>>18034671
we should take CNBC out of copy pasta
only chumps watch fin-news

Ted "I WANT TO ABOLISH THE IRS" Cruz

thank god somebody with spunk started talking i was about to fall asleep

>>18034672

Citation for the $30,000 stat?

>>18034685
Need a loicense to crash futures

>>18034696
all you really need to know is to stay in your house as often as possible, avoid people like the plague, and wash your hands whenever engaging in anything that might put you in contact with coronavirus. it's pretty straightforward.

as one anon recommended, here just watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtN-goy9VOY

>>18034455
FDA trying everything to get an american product to the market

>>18034609
>president is retarded
>popolation is even more retarded
LMFAOOOOOO

>>18034685
>germany shuts down
>futures go to +1% before opening earlier today for no reason at all, then start mimicking s&p500
ebic! germany market is so independent, totally

>>18034698
(((Colbert)))

>>18034643
buy MKC and MDLZ while youre at it

>>18034736
SPEAKING OF $30k

did we ever hear back from that 10x-20x (i can't remember) ETF anon betting $30k on some puts? or did he jump out the window too?

> "I'm sort of exhausted," Fauci said in the interview. "But other than that, I'm good. I mean, I'm not, to my knowledge, coronavirus infected. To my knowledge, I haven't been fired."

How will the market react when Fauci is inevitably fired?

> As the President spoke of the "Deep State Department," Fauci was caught on camera putting his hand over his face in apparent frustration.
>"Have you been criticized for what you did?" Cohen asked.
>"No comment," Fauci said.

NEW!!??

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>>18034741
I haven't left my apartment for years, I'll be fine

>>18034671
Further mandatory viewing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvEWez59fbI

>>18034702
No I just mow lawns but I like science

#NotAMexican

>>18034671

CNBC has some decent content and good 1 on 1s, but most of the stuff are white noise and sometimes exaggerated. Literally no one on the street takes them seriously, just sift through the trash and you'll find the treasures.

>>18034793
That jeet only parrots what's currently happening in the market. Only complete dumbfucks watch CNBC unironically

>>18034755
OOOOOOO
MDLZ... good call, lemme take a look, they're the TRUE kraft foods if I remember right, and have a lot of good stuff.
Any opinions on NSLRY?

>>18034676
I horde about that much naturally. The main thing that bugs me is how disorganized I am. If I had to leave town fast, I'm ngmi. Also, not enough practical skills, and not enough close friends.

>>18034279
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>>18034207
trump is the savior of humanity.
loads of dead pigs, what's not to like?

>>18034809
what DO people on "the street" take seriously, then? WSJ?

>>18034603
Good lad

>>18033297
It's gonna be China. Warming will rape the rest of the world, and Russia can't meaningfully defend Siberia from them.

>>18034750
USA market heavily influences every other market on the planet. Probably all that instant algorythmic trading and usd being default currency

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>>18035206
seriously?

see:
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>>18033797
It’s trying to do the fed printing money meme. Listen to your gut.

>>18034295
Jack daniels