/biz/ - Business & Finance

What a stupid fucking day

This is now a bear thread

>>18032829

>>18032829
Value investing

Pump me harder, fed boi!

Do you guys know how many niggers live in the DC metro area? DC is going to burn.

>>18032829
Would

Most of my buys went up but they're crabbing now. Probably have to sell tomorrow unless we go more up.

>the chubbyfuckers are back
at least all the fat chicks will die of coronavirus

Convince me not to buy cheap F puts.

>>18032829
Hogs get slaughtered. This one not in a good way.

>>18032829

Strongly considering biying a put right now but my confidence in doing this is shattered again even rhough its almost a month out

>>18032856
lmao
because they closed school a couple months early and told everyone to stop going to work?

The real troublesome people aren't in school or at work.

What happens if the DOW hits 15k?

>>18032856
most of the niggers are just outside of the metro area. you can pull up a crime map and see there are some very bad neighborhoods, I think to the northeast

>>18032874
No

Kek fail thread

like I said in a previous thread, Boeing is going to crash so they can be taken over by Lockheed or Raytheon

Thoughts on investing in foreign stocks right now? I'd assume there are countries that are about to flatten the curve a couple weeks/months ahead of the USA. I was thinking about buying some German stocks or Korean ETFs but I figure it's kind of pointless since American demand for products probably drives a big part of their economies.

>told to come here for advice
>ask a million questions
>invested $1000 per advice
>bought recommended stocks per advice
>im now $3k in the hole

why are you people stupid?

>>18032845
It's not just the fed. People are getting some visibility on this thing. Also treatment is getting more aggressive and slowly improving.

Kaletra was used in half of South Korean cases early on and RCT showed null effects. As we improve treatment, improve testing, improving weather, improving behavior, etc we will get over this.

Just make sure if you are bearish you do theorize out ideas of going long. Always self-doubt your thesis and plan outs.

NYC and North East USA will get worse, same for Canada, but I would be a little cautious because Europe might peak and decline in that same time period.

>>18032896
CHAOS

>>18032896
Then it crabs for 2 months then begins to turn around after one more flash crash.

>>18032896
Not if, when

PELOSI CONFIRMED POZZED FOR BAT AIDS
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>>18032867
Don't deny your true desires

>>18032916
Hard to get onto foreign markets from american platforms. But there are foreign companies trading on the U.S. Market such as honda and mitsubishi etc.

Stock noob here, would investing in airlines and hotels be a poor decision atm? I've only got about 3k worth to invest.
Thanks

>>18032896
You take out a loan promise to pay back transfer ownership then default and transfer back ownership simple as

should i put 1k in TQQQ options expiring in 2021 and 2022 , i could be a millionare in 2 years if it recovers

>>18032800
I just keep getting balllls deeper in pepsico and jnj

CL has. lot of south american business innit?
fuck that place.

and you forgot about Clorox
BIG GAINS from all the bleach people are drinking!!

>>18032917
Wait... You actually listened to people from here??

>>18032917
If you outsource blame and responsibility you will never improve, this goes for improving at anything.

>>18032917
You went on the internet and threw thousand of dollars based on a random person on the internet.
You are a fucking retard and deserve nothing

>>18032917
Maybe you're the dumb one

>>18032934
i'm....gonna....COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>18032896
Blood in the streets

Reminder

Tell me right now if i should buy a put and in what!!!!!!

I have 1.5k i can use.

>>18032917
sounds like you're the stupid on dumbass

>>18032940
>would investing in airlines and hotels be a poor decision atm
What do you fucking think you idiot.

Short DOW and SPY all day if you want money. This is IRL infinite money cheatcode.

>>18032917
>spend $1000
>somehow at -$3000
did anon tell you to sell naked calls or something

>>18032829
When a woman farts in jeans it blocks a lot of the smell. But when a girl farts with yoga pants the smell goes through more then other fabrics. Farts are so amazing especially girl farts. They turn me on so much. I can't stand not smelling girl farts. I just get an instant boner when I smell girl farts. How can you live life and not enjoy a girls farts. I wish a girl would sit on my face and just at beans till she lets out the smelliest and loudest fart possible.

Kept advising some nigger here to hold my illiquid bags
>Up 3k now

>>18032934
there's a difference between a solid ass like that and a literal fupa like you posted before

>>18032969
Kek

(((FJV2VLzz)))

>>18032945
wouldn't theta destroy that if you bought now

was reddit wrong?

>>18032908
Yeah both people making threads sucked at it -_-;
Lime want make thread if dummies no get act together!!!

>>18032917
Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says. Yes even this post.

>>18032970
NOTHING YOU SHOULD WAIT
sry caps

>>18032970
boeing

>>18032940
It's not a bad idea. Just pick the best possible largest companies most likely to survive.

>>18032950
I cant list all hundred of stocks about to Chop up big. therefore UDOW

>>18032934
Would wife

>>18032969
This certainly isn't aging well.

>>18032993
4channel was wronger

>>18032973
Idk man I've never invested before, was about to open a merril lynch account. Really don't know what I'm doing here lol

>>18032983
>braps

let us know when you tickle the taste buds with Feminine chocolate.

>>18032878
Woah, an M13 reaction pic. Haven't seen this in years.

>>18032896
IT DOESN'T STOP THERE

JEROME STOP YOUR FUCKING SHIT YOU KIKE

i'm gonna slap SPY if it doesn't go back under 220 before close

>>18033018
Investing is very easy. Take your money and buy index funds right now with all of it. Then do the same each month.

>>18032829
absolutely based

Public utility stocks yay or nay?

>>18032896
It was this low in 2013. Top for 2013 was about 16,500.
My dream is 14,000; that was in July 19, 2007. It doesn't seem to be impossible.

What the FUCK is Jerome doing right now? STOP PUMPING

>>18032969
>9 minutes of pump left
don't be so sure

>>18033034
hehe green candle go uuuup

>>18033039
Yay.

WHY IS IT GOING UP
WHAT JEWRY IS THIS!?

Did this anon make it?

>faggot feds pumping all the way until close

fuck you

Why is TLSA holding so strong wtf.

Die meme stonk die

>>18033061
It's the daily last minute pump. Taxpayer shekels at work.

>>18033068
If he traded it in time

>>18033061
>>18033047
They're banking on a bill getting passed tonight

>get up from 20% down to just 2%
>Sell put options so that today isn't a total loss.
>Options not selling.
>Percent drops down to 27%
>Down 100 dollars.
What the fuck.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRULL TRAP

>>18033039
Bare in mind a power company is one wildfire away from losing 90% of their value and declaring bankruptcy to avoid paying out compensation for 80 people killed by your outdated powerlines.

>>18033068
he hasn't checked in today yet

>>18033061
feds always brrr at the end of the day

Posting this to upset the other faggot.

>>18033080
nah this is a great buying time

Asia almost over the flu
Europe peaking
USA regionally fucked but quickly getting our shit together

You might have a few weeks to buy, so I bet many big guys would DCA today

>>18033098
They dumped it hard on Friday.

>all in on equities
>pumps

who thinks tomorrow will be slightly green. i need some cheap puts

God damn it my TVIX position is getting rocked right now

Tell me what to buy I will follow blindly. Thanks :)

DIE JETBLUE DIE PLEASE FUCK

>>18033099
based and checked

>>18033109
You are fucking deluded.

>>18032954
>>18032958
>>18032959
>>18032966
im gonna borrow another 1K from my grandpa for tomorrow, where should i dump it?

Do the pumps just mean that it's going to crash harder once SRHTF here in the US?

>>18033063
did he use those hats on the way up too?

Christ even though the stocks were down I was still losing money. Fuck puts. My intelsat stocks netted 20 dollars so far today.

we're going green

>>18033099
asshole

>>18033127
lol no way fag. Slightly red.

FUCK JEROME. START PRINTING INFINITE MONEY YOU BITCH, RUN THE USD INTO THE GROUND

>>18033129
Same. I thought I was getting it cheap at 480, and then this pump happened. I'm holding till the end of the week at least.

senate stimulus bill failed, probably won't even be reconsidered till Friday
apocalypse-tier unemployment numbers Thursday
UK most likely going full lockdown next
USA cases exploding

market, up?

>>18033090
you're not wrong i guess lol

>>18033129
>380 and plummeting
It was a flash in the pan anon. I'm sorry for your loss.

You little fucking cocksucker, you couldn't let me have that 10% gain today, huh Jerome? You fucking piece of shit KIKE RAT.

>WHAT WAS THAT???

>>18033127
Prolly

fuck this gay pump

>>18033039
NEE

>>18033144
Too many things to dodge. Stimulus, fed, treatments, seasonality, testing ramping up

markets are forward looking

Knew I should have sold all of it instead of just half during the down part of the crab. Thanks Jerome for pushing me from 4K up to 4K down in the last ten minutes

>>18033109
and all the people who got pink slips?
They're all gonna walk right back into work huh?

>>18033144
To be fair some countries have said they will peak in the coming days in Europe.
Wait until Thursday to see if that's true at all

YOU SLY KIKE FUCKS PUMPING LITERALLY LAST MINUTE

>Went from being up 2k to down 1k then broke even then down 1.5k
I need to stop being so greedy and just take profits holy shit

>>18033153
It's never going to crash. Jerome will pump with infinite money and markets will crab at -4% every day until May.

Thanks for the cheap SPY put

>that pump

What in the fuck is going on? Can anyone explain why the Dow is going up and down 1000 points multiple times in a single day???

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

>>18033210
this gjy gets kt

>>18033126
sauce?

>>18033190
>testing ramping up
This is literally not a positive point for the market.

>thought monday would be red as fuck
>Limitbuys.png early to swing tomorrow
>goes up
This is fine.

>>18033208
No one went broke taking a profit anon

>>18033213
What part of the Fed declaring they're going to just print endless money did you not get? /biz/ memes have become reality at this point.

>>18033210
Lad what are u gonna do when the stimulus is signed and your puts expire worthless?

post more bear memes?

>>18033210
I wish

>>18032801
What program is that?

>>18033168
There absolutely can't be no grave and unexpected news this week, r-right?

CMON DO NEGATIVE RATES TOMORROW JEROME WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO

>>18033213
A global panic about a pandemic is going on with insane market volatility because nobody knows how the fuck this is going to shake out.

yes, the world is just that fucked up right now

this is the power of unlimited money

OH FUCK
THATS WHY ITS ALL DUMPING
GOD DAMN IT

UPDATE 3-Coronavirus pandemic leads big drugmakers to hit pause on clinical trials
3:23 PM ET, 03/23/2020 - Reuters
(Adds details from Bristol Myers, industry consultant comment, impact to hospitals, PIX available)

By Manas Mishra and Michael Erman

March 23 (Reuters) - U.S. drugmakers Eli Lilly and Co and Bristol Myers Squibb said they are delaying the start of new clinical trials in part to free up doctors and healthcare facilities to deal with the surge in patients infected with the new coronavirus.

Lilly and Bristol are the biggest drugmakers yet to announce clinical trial delays in the face of the pandemic that has killed over 16,000 people worldwide, after several small biotech companies said last week that they would be pulling back on drug studies.

The moves are not related to clinical trials testing drugs or vaccines that could be used to treat or prevent COVID-19, the respiratory illness caused by the virus.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration last week urged switching to virtual patient visits instead of in-person monitoring when conducting clinical studies as it anticipated the outbreak would disrupt them.

Pfizer Inc, Merck & Co, AbbVie Inc, and Johnson & Johnson were not immediately available for comment on their trials policies.

Delaying clinical trials could hurt future revenue for pharmaceutical companies as it lengthens the time it takes for drugs to receive approval and reach the market. It could also hurt patients by limiting their access to experimental treatments being studied.

Lilly said the move would delay the timeline for ongoing late-stage studies of its experimental gastrointestinal disease treatment mirikizumab.

The Indianapolis-based drugmaker said there will not be any delay in other ongoing late-stage trials.

...

would

>>18033241
yes

>>18033129
>>18033168
>>18033175
Can someone explain to me how TVIX was over $2 million/share 9 years ago? What the hell kind of chart is this?

pump failed

>>18033183
I told vanguard to put 1/2 of my 401k into core equity from stable value today. clearly that has had some impact on the overall market

>>18033195
Economy has two parts
Engines
Gadgets

Losing a cupcake shop is not the same as losing factory jobs. So yes, it will recover especially the shorter the quarantine is.

>>18033253
>unlimited money against 0 (zero) consumption
I wonder which will prevail

US oil and gas stocks yea, or nay? (MRO,XOM, FANG, etc.?)

GET FUCKED JEROME

haha BRRR

the FED proposes, the market disposes

>>18033269
They had stock splits but the chart glitches

And that's closing bell.
I only made gains on my intelsat stocks.
All of my puts universally lost money and I'm down 30% today.
Fucking hell I hate losing money.

>>18033213
IT'S THE FED NIGGER LURK MORE YOU WSB REJECTS

>>18033226
Testing is extremely effective for mitigating spread, getting better treatment outcomes, etc.

If the market is upset about test results it's a short term inefficiency and stupidity. Korea was so effective because of their high per capita testing.

That last minute DJIA pump just got shredded holy shit

>>18033269
reverse split, a share then was worth too little so they increased the share price and decreased the total number of shares

Gonna be blood red tomorrow

>Pump hard as fuck just so we dont end under 18.5k

>>18033248
You mean something like 1 person going quiet every minute in Coronachan's embrace?

>>18033267
based

>tfw sinusoidal market
>tfw buy the dip and sell the peak
>tfw guaranteed to get rich

>>18033321
r u me

>>18033296
I'd hold off. Corona-chan isn't even the only reason oil is fucked right now like a lot of other industries. Saudi and Russians are going full jew and trying to crash it all down to kill US production.

L M A O
M
A
O

>>18033292
Unironically unlimited money will. This world is a fucking joke, we live in a circus, we are the clowns.

>>18033269
Splits, li'l nigga.

>>18032997
Too late just put in a short last minute

>>18033351
But how long before they shoot themselves in the foot? Also of the American companies i'd imagine XOM will survive right?

>>18033332
how you reckon

>>18033337
Let's make it klobuchar, the world is better off without her anyway. Then give trump coronavirus to really plant fear in the country

>>18033345
Yeah that's pretty much what i'm planning for the foreseeable future

>>18033325
>If the market is upset about test results it's a short term inefficiency and stupidity
Exactly nigger and that's what will keep plummeting the stocks, what do you not understand about this?

pretty cringy having people camp digits just to get (you)'s

The graph looks like a damaged saw blade. Look at all those jagged points.

>honey its time for your 4th daily dick flattening and heart attack
n-not again

Well that was was a whole lot of fucking noise for nothing

>>18033380
???
Kloub was a nobody who did nothing?
The world may not miss her, but I don't see how it's better without her?

>>18033325
also their younger population and stupidly high amount of protective equipment handed to the population for low prices

>>18033358
don't know man, too early to call it, but even if money wins it will most likely be a pyrrhic victory

daily reminder that dividens can't save you

>>18033396
I call this pattern "Shark tooth"

Holy shit the future markets.
Lol.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I did stupid and emotional trades today

I'll take it.

>>18033380
>Trump too sick to lead
>Pence takes power, rounds up all the gays and electrocutes them
Bullish desu

>>18033219
1980

>>18033345
have been doing that with futures and ctfs past month and got over $500k so far with extremely little risk and loss

>>18033345
Thanks fed!

>>18033345
>sell high buy low nothing bad will happen!
Yes we're all 150iq investors here who are going to own yachts after this I'm sure.

ding ding ding how is everyone doing today? I'm up 2.8%

>>18033444
>President Pence, how will this help the fight against coronavirus
>The corona-what?

What was fucking bizarre was that the VTI was so damn high on all puts and calls that not a single option seemed to be able to be executed. Hell I put in for 5 sells of my puts at 10 am when I had made just a smidge of money, and I saw in horror as they failed to execute and I slowly lost money throughout the day.
Fucking pissed.

Bought 2 puts today. 1 was in the green and then it did a 180. Surprisingly the puts premium value is nearly the same. Going to hold onto it for now considering how much this market is crabbing downwards.

>QQQ finishes green for the day
JUSTTTTT

>>18033454
I knew today was going to be a bulltrap. I didn't think it'd get pumped as hard as it did.

>>18033432
They'll just get pumped half an hour before open like earlier today.

Was today crab?

i cant tell its too volatile

im never trusting you fuckers again

>>18033434
Lol 0.01 through -0.02

>>18033454
down 4.8%, should have been a good day but I got cocky and emotional which cost me a lot

>wealthsimple has 15 minute delayed quotes so I don't even know how I ended the day unless I want to do it by hand
>literally the only commission free broker in canada

>>18033454
Importantly I could easily lose about 1.4k as that's about how much I have in puts.

What's going to happen tomorrow? What are yall buying on open?

>>18033454
market not dropping low enough to trigger my cheapies.

>Markets up after hours.
I swear if it's a green open I ditch every position but one.

will tomorrow be red or green?

>>18033530
check out berkshire. I am scooping up shares as we speak

>>18033195
There will be pent up demand once virus is over. Everyone will want to go on holiday, go to cinema/restaurants, go shopping etc. Companies will go on a hiring spree. With a lower cost base after having cut all the deadwood they will be even more profitable

>>18033509
Yeah I use wealthsimple for trading and yahoo for real time quotes

>>18033525
>buying
m8...

>>18033470
RCL went up in value ans then it did the opposite. A different put i bought had a wide spread. Had to pay above the middle amount to get the put...at leasts it's nearly a month out.

>>18033545
Tomorrow is crab day.

Are we nearing the end? 2 more weeks and start buying the dip?

>>18033545
probably both, like alternating red and green Christmas lights

>>18033545
Stocks will be moving right instead of left, It willhave a loop in the charts, and then people will begin talking backwards.
Also 2+2=fish now.

>>18033545
Greend

>>18033545
who the fuck knows the market is drunk

it SHOULD be deep red thursday or friday but idk this market is wack, also fuck captcha so hard I'm changing IPs just to get an easier captch

>>18033554
you realize buying can mean:
>buying stock
>buying calls
>buying puts
>buying shit like SQQQ that inverses the market

>>18033575
We're at anxiety.

Ok so there's a pattern of a green-and-red-day so it should be green tomorrow, however going by today's performance it makes sense to be red, BUT since the FED can just UNLIMITED PRINTER WORKS it'll be green, YET since I post on /biz/ and /biz/ is always wrong it'll be red.
I've cracked the code lads, I'm going to be rich.

>>18033575
I've been hoovering up intelsat as they're slowly rising over time again.
I'm iffy on other stocks at this point.

>>18033575
We're not nearing the end but we're past the +-9% hyper volatile days in my opinion.

>>18033596
also
>buying bonds
>buying gold
>buying those 100 year meme T bills
>buying rice
>buying shitpaper
>buying ammo

>>18033575
>>18033601
Wrong chart and I can't find the right one. Fuck.

>>18033575
>2 more weeks
what are you basing this on?

>>18033432
futures dont even matter anymore

>>18033432
They're not open for tomorrow yet

>>18033472
>there are still idiots shorting the Nasdaq

Nasdaq is holding up due to tech stocks. short the DOW or SP500 instead

>>18033655
Yes.....they are

>S&P500 down 3%
>Put still suffer because Jerome's pet crab loves to torment me

gas went from $0.55-0.45 today

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/energy/refined-products/rbob-gasoline.html

fuck tesla

>>18033671
Yup IV crush today hurt my puts

I can deal with bears. I can deal with bulls.
But fuck crabs
fuck jannies
and FUCK YOU

Well, I'm all in and holding maximum bags. Blew my last 10k on KO and BAC. Nothing to do now but sit back and wait for good news. It really is a stress reliever to be out of the decision making process. Time to put a new screen in the bong and play vidya until this shit runs its course.

>>18033677
bruh the Saudi's are trying to bankrupt all the oil refiners and drillers in America and half the country's locked down, electric cars barely make a dent

>>18033575
I wouldn't watch the clock, keep an eye on the rate of change in number of cases and number of deaths.

>>18033732
Godspeed You! Ron Paul

>>18033454
Good day. Up 1.4%. That's just the oil long. No other positions.

>>18033722
This too shall pass

>>18033777
Blessed

>>18033668
No...No they're not.
". During the week, equity futures stop trading each afternoon from 4:15 to 4:30 p.m. Eastern."

>>18033771
Also, by the boo, crude is making a hammer candle for the day. Not a reliable indicator but it's nice to see.

>>18032916
the dollar is all time high. you get a lot of value for us dollars right now

you guys mocked me for my boomer strategy this week but y'all ended down and I made an entire gumball of profit

>>18033855
i'm up +1100%

>>18033855
Well, you beat inflation. I think. Congrats.

>>18033855
What's your strategy?
T-Bonds?

How is this bullshit even possible? Who actually thinks this is natural and not a fed pump?

>>18033917
You know the pattern. Green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red, green, red

>>18033917
We left natural when we left the gold standard. This is a different game entirely.

>>18033509
tmxmoney.com for real time TSX and TSXV quotes. Tradingview had real time CSE quotes last I checked although it's been almost a year since I last traded anything on the shitstock penny exchange so that may have changed.

>>18033917
The "I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck" -pattern

>>18033912
Buy good companies on red days and buy SDOW on green days

these are my current holdings, I bought one Norwegian share for the memes and also have 8 shares of USO

Idk why Brookfield ate such a dick

>>18033917
UNPRECEDENTED TIMES=UNPRECEDENTED MARKETS

>>18033917
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UNBREAKABLE SUPPORT

OI MAY YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT STROLL

>>18033952
reasonable strategy
I'm doing something pretty similar, though I'm using sqqq, as well as some shorts on a couple specific companies. I'm usually big into options, but the premiums are just silly right now.
I usually keep the bulk of my money in t-bonds/metals/cash though, muh barbell strategy, and so on.

>>18033917
I anticipate more posts along these lines in coming weeks.
>WHO BOUGHT THE MARKET? WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWING THIS? WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT DOING THIS?

>>18034033

stock markets actually closing is so fucking relaxing. remember crypto in 2017-18 where you made and lost fortunes while sleeping

>That coof on CNBC

>>18033728
oh I'm just saying the incentive to purchase one keeps going down as prices at the pump go down. I'm shopping around for a hummer myself

>>18034141
I got out of crypto in 2013 after two sleepless weeks. Too volatile for my blood.
>tfw sold all my BTC at $500

okay no seriously can someone please explain why Brookfield cratered today? they released this letter to shareholders
https://bam.brookfield.com/~/media/Files/B/BrookField-BAM-IR-V2/documents/Update_for_Brookfield_Shareholders_3-23-2020.pdf
And it's literally all positive, but they went down 18%(!!!) today anyways

>>18034191
leaf markets can be like this.

>>18034191
That is the most insecure URL I've ever seen.

>>18034189
lol yeah. waking up every second hour panicking and checking your internet money.

>>18034243
Search "Brookefield Asset Management" on Google, check the TLS certificate if you're paranoid, go to shareholders, click "March 23 update"

>>18034191
>10% div yield
That looks like a stonk worth picking up in a downturn, based on that and the .pdf there.

>>18034267
I mean insecure for them. Take a closer look at the URL. It's literally a Linux path. The ~/media is kinda funky.

>>18034361
nerd!

>>18034441
This is a Christian investment forum, watch your language.

>>18033917
Because of how unnatural it is, I'm spooked on going through with buying puts. It's why I only jave 3 puts at the moment. Feels too risky.

Anyone got strategies with how the market is playing out now?

>>18034541
>God hates fags, Darwin and unemployment benefits
there, better?

>>18034604
see
>>18033952
some stocks have no real coronavirus impact because they have government contracts or own infrastructure assets or whatever, and are currently on a 50% off sale anyways

so buy those companies on red days and buy SDOW/SQQQ/SRTY on green days

>>18034614
>fags
God hates sin, and we are all sinners
>Darwin
Evolution is part of God's design
>unemployment
Nah, the first disciples abandoned private property and shared their resources communally
Have a good day anon!

Lads, I think it's time to sell.

>>18034189
I couldnt even get into crypto. First time i tried coinbase locked my funds for a few months. I gtfoed

>>18034772
what's the point of believing in something unprovable and unfalsifiable?

>>18034653
So your suggestion is to
>buy stocks on red days
And idk what those other ones you mentioned are.

>>18035069
Are you talking about evolution or multi-unverses?