/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for bears

it all comes
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOWN

>SQQQ still $30
>retards still buying it
buy at $25 or lower idiots

>>18031055
based

>Olympics Postponed
>Stimulus bill blocked by dems again

I CAME TODAY AND CRIED

Dow-chan?

>>18031055
checked and admired

>Stupid DOW! Crash faster!

I’ve been a fool to myself~

First for worldwide collapse and return to tribal living in harmony with nature.

>senate votes against stimulus package
>dow barely moves

you fokin wot m8

>>18031040
Wonder if anyone is waiting till congress passes something to sell, hoping for a pump to dump on

I think the days of the big dumps are over and we're just gonna slowly crab down. So i'm switching to swing trading.

>>18031070
McConnell: Delays could push stimulus passage to Friday

>>18031070
Why is it not crashing I was expecting we'd have an immediate circuit breaker after that. Dammit Jerome.

slow and steady wins the race!

>it's only a 3% drop, bobos!
>the economy will recover so strongly, it would be like the nothing never was
>BVLLCHADS RISE UP!
>meanwhile

How long till we see crude oil start to drop again? It dropped over the weekend but i need it to drop more :)

fuck my life. im putting all my shit on limit sells GTC and not coming back until they fill

fuck you all

LMAO
>Norwegian Prime Minister: Poor people need to help out too as civic duty, besides, it's the rich who loses the most in this.

I just bought 10% with my stack into Disney, Raytheon, Marriott, and BABA. I am not sure if i fucked up yet or not.

Either way I still have 90% of my cash to buy with.

How many of you fagets are still making money right now?

>>18031083
Everyone already knew it would fail. You need actual news to spook boomers.

I told you faggots two weeks ago to get ready for 17k and you all doubted me. I would like to revise that now and say get ready for 13k.

You are now warned.

>>18031086
Yeah we've been pretty consistently down and vix has been mostly falling too

I guess the big moves are mostly behind us.

What is coming up that could shock the market by being worse than expected?

>wife and i start fucking on lockdown, haven't had time to do it for ages
>she seems looser than i remember
>throws it back like a pro with moves she never had before
what does this mean?

>>18031081
post more cute girl

>>18031083
schumer at the very start said "this will be a repeat of last night's vote" and that the bill won't pass. if it was going to move, it was then

Genuine question here:

If congress keeps postponing the checks for people could Trump realistically issue an executive order to bypass congress and get the fed to just directly send Americans the money?

>>18031112
HNNNGGGGG
I WISH MY FACE WAS THAT CHAIR

>"black" monday

'ere we go!

>>18031118
It means neck yourself boomer

SPX and SPY have resumed their drop. now at -3.5% and sliding

>>18031118
Get a paternity test

>>18031118

thats a yikes from me bro

>>18031118
>How did you learn, how.. how did your pussy game come up?
>Yeezy taught me

I'm concerned that people aren't taking the virus seriously. The lackluster approach by the administration coupled with people going out anyway will result in tens of millions of infections.

>>18031112
Im working on hive so this doesnt affect me a bit.

Feels good bros

Soon

>>18031118
sounds like she had some good practice while you were at work sweaty, might wanna tip the lad for the help he provided

>>18031131
my, aren't we an angry little zoomie? sorry you're not getting your trumpbux pal

>>18031118
It means you have to stone your wife for adultery

>>18031112
I am because I'm all in PMs

>senate vote against stimulus package
>everyone is surprised the market isn't dumping
There will be no bailout, so what's the problem?

Everyone who thinks that the nothingburger has been confirmed by the italy numbers.
WHAT DO WE BUY HERE
Calling all bulls.

So, lemme get this straight, we decided to blow up the entire economy, all to not have 8% of old people die?

>>18031119
CNBC said Schumer said it was looking like it would pass or something...
>>18031126
Stop reposting smg regular’s pics, it’s confusing. Go to google images or yandex and find some pics you like. Or go to another board or a foreign chan.

>>18031112
how much money do i need to make anime real?

>>18031118
You know what it means.

>tfw almost red on my tim apple total return

>>18031167
People bet that it'd go down and anyone who so much as sneezes must be a cause for it to do so. When you're a hammer everything is a nail.

>>18031150
>tens of millions of infections
>when just california is predicting half the state's population will be infected
cute

>>18031118
>americans

this is why the bill failed Nancy wants more money for niggers

this is the boringest market ever

>>18031118
plz dont create a Covid baby. thx

>>18031150
If he goes full china, democrats will accuse him of being hitler. Fact is, america is fucking retarded and americans are simply too dumb to survive something like this. Get ready for italy 2.0 in less than two weeks.

>>18031118
Oh no... anon... I'm sorry...

>>18031150
We can only hope. Corona-chan better her game together, we're doing our part to make it easier. These pathetic numbers are not gonna cut it.

>>18031182
Looks like mine. IV is destroying my put options but my intelsat investment is up a few dollars.

I hurt myself today.

>Norwegian cruise mooning
I TOLD YOU FUCKS
LATER LOSERS

>>18031112
me

Listen to this guy. He knows shit than most of the people in that room.

>>18031172
I downloaded it on /int/ you dumb fuck
You didn't make the pic
You didn't make the anime
The pic is as mine as it is yours
Faggot.

Lads I have 850$ I had to get out of UVXY kicking myself for not selling when it was over 100$ a share what should I be looking at next? Wait for a pump and go all in on sqqq or SDOW? look at buying a put on something?

>all in cash, pms and tp
>market still setting new lows even during off hours and weekends

If it wasn't for this rain I could be fishing all day today.

>>18031172
People who care are watching it live, you have to be quicker than they are

>>18031171
Those 8% have created more wealth than any of you kids ever will. Hell, they're the only reason YOU are alive.

>>18031191
What if she got her head chopped off instead? I think that'd do a lot more for the market.

>>18031167
>people get no money
>people can't buy anything, foreclosures, rents due
>economy crashes
>stocks crash

>>18031191
Oh no what would we do if the coronavirus targeted those communities and took out 50% of them

Oh god the horror

>>18031198
so in 3 weeks we can buy the dip

>>18031160
>all in philip morris
>down 40%
>i am up

>>18031118
It means she's been blacked. Just be sure to record it next time so I can see the action.

>>18031191
>WE CAN ONLY GIVE MONEY TO POOR NONWHITES
*honk honk*

How do I wake up?

>>18031228
Indeed, white incel muslims invading the US court would shake up some feathers.

its all priced in bros

this guy looks like eminem

>>18031228
I think somebody coofing on her and watching her 90 year old alcoholic body die of severe pneumonia would be a fitting end

>>18031244
Maybe we already have.

>>18031228
>McCarthy just walks out with her head on a stake one day and declares he's now the majority leader
Big bull signal

>>18031174
How much is Elon making?

>>18031220
Based

>>18031231
>dip
More like canyon

>>18031169
You have no clue on how protracted this pandemic will be, do you? When will it be okay for people to leave quarantine? What will happen if the spread starts happening again? Just go under a second lockdown, when most people are likely unable to find work in the interim?

Wuhan is still under strict quarantine and movement is heavily limited and monitored. If you think that will fly in the rest of the world, you're sadly mistaken.

>>18031120
no because the fed is technically not under his control, it's an independent entity, no matter what Alan says.

he could issue the order, but he'd have to find somewhere for the 1.5 trillion to come from.

>>18031119
your wife secretly camwhoring is the best case scenario. Is she hot?

HOLY SHIT DIE ALREADY

>>18031172
>Stop reposting smg regular’s pics, it’s confusing.
Please do not encourage avatarfagging or partake in avatarfagging

>for the sake of our non-profits
aka ADL

>>18031256
So when's the next ISIS youtube clip with that kinda cool arabic singing where you behead Americans for wrongthink coming?

>>18031227
I am already making twice my grandfather's highest salary, and I didn't even have to kill a bunch of Kong's inna woods and go through 4 years of severe alcoholism.

Ok here's the situation lads: I just spent over a decade funding VTSAX and got up to a few hundred thousand. I've got about $60k in money market funds waiting for the bottom, should I
a) throw it all in VTSAX when things stabilize
b) start YOLO options trading
c) invest in crypto
Option C is a joke btw.

>>18031222
Fuckoff newfag retard
>>18031226
I was! But then I had to eat breakfast, and I couldn’t hear any yeas or nays

>>18031167
How dare you use my call sign to say such things

>>18031218
We really have different ideas about what "mooning" is, don't we?

>>18031240
Same reason sanders is getting BTFO by bernie

Welfare apparently should only exist for black people and hispanics and they dont want anyone else getting in on their programs

>global economic affairs and the global economy at large hinges on the fluctuations of the American economy, the one run by the dumbest most incompetent government with the dumbest people living in it

Truly a hellish timeline

>>18031246
This man is right, the US has delayed at every step of the way when dealing with the kung flu. The markets have accounted for all of this.

Bought Boeing puts at $102 and it spiked like 10 dollars. What’s the chance is drops down to $95

>Pumping

all the way up to the conSOOMer

>>18031279
>I didn't even have to kill a bunch of Kong's inna woods
Which is exactly why and how you could make that money you insufferable little faggot. Your grandfather sacrificed years and life to give you this future, and you want them dead in return.
The classic case of the "ME ME ME" generation

>>18031171
Those are the people who vote and donate.
>>18031272
You’re supporting the tripfags with this post

>>18031229
>people get no money
We still get money.

>people can't buy anything, foreclosures, rents due
What is free food and rent extensions.

>economy crashes
>stocks crash
Will never happen.

>>18031285
zoom in

>>18031262
bich please.
Nobody will care once they realise the actual death rate was below 1%, 90% of the people already were 80+ or had terminal cancer and even so only 20k died in Europe while Europe faces 5 Million deaths every year.

>>18031191
Not surprising at all, dems always putting their pet brownies first for the gibbe votes. People that already live off of welfare should get absolutely nothing, they don't work for money, so this literally does not effect them at all. But nope, NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGREMS!!!

>>18031285
>up 13% today when you all said it would be bankrupt
>smugpepe.jpeg

>>18031158
>implying I'm even american
disgusting

>>18031300
>ME ME ME generation
>raised by the ME generation

>>18031291
100% sounds like a short squeeze. Nothing crazy, still going bankrupt

Can we get to 17,000?

All this volatility made me realize that holding individual companies is too stressful for me. I will retire into ETF land and maybe only swing trade tech names if I feel like it.

>>18031309
Shut up boomer

>>18031291
5%. unless they kybosh the stimulus bill. Boeing and the airlines have money left until the end of the month maybe first week of April

>>18031291
Well considering people STILL arent taking the flu seriously.
I'd say they're pricing in a bailout within the next 2 weeks while their factories are shut down.
However, I'm not too confident it will come, I'd say buy puts for next month. Things are going to get worse.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

this is going to make so many people rich over the next 5-10 years

>>18031303
>Will never happen.
Now this is gigacope. The kind of cope that only boomers have mastered.

>>18031305

>>18031319
Yes

>all the normies who think that the market will go back up to 30k

when the public learns about stock buybacks and the riots start, dow jones will never go over 20,000 again

>>18031320

Tell me about it. I was going to buy mid term SPY puts that would be in the money right now but decided to get cute and bought puts on a company that's artificially pumping.

STOP PLAYING POLITICS WHEN WE'RE IN A GLOBAL CRISIS YOU DEM ASSHOLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Hey Jerome I heard you're buying up everyone's garbage, I got some old tires, a few rusty garden tools and an old dog house in the garage you want them for 2.5 trillion.

>>18031327
nice try bag holder

what is the market maker's next move?

>>18031325
SPY has crabbed for hours
B O R I N G

>>18031291
very high but you better have spaced out your puts otherwise youre going to get fucked

What's with oil?

>>18031311
You're right, it's all over, they're already setting sail again. Virus over.
$130 by tomorrow!

Oh no

I've got to stay at home and play video games!

>>18031280
pls respond

>>18031283
>being butthurt about not being able to recognize posters on an anonymous board
Unironically kill yourself

>>18031171
Yes
Hopefully when we rebuild it we can undo some of the damage boomers caused

>>18031300
Bro, I didn't want him dead. He already has been dead for like 10 years. Stop projecting. Brother, my parents where horrible with money, so apparently that generation taught them nothing about finance or investment. Allowing this chaos to grind the world to a halt, wastes more of what that generation built than anything I could ever do.

>>18031308
If it's that easy, why did the global economy crash 30%+?

>boeing up because of anticipated bailout
wow, I love "capitalism"!

>>18031284
Okay, but at least what I said makes sense. No stimulus for everyone? Good for the economy. You should learn how to hunt rabbits, that's a good skill to learn, if you're one of those doomer kids.

>>18031112
I'm a consultant in mechanical engineering. I make money all the time.

>>18031358
>biggest happening in a long long time
>get told to stay home so you cant be comfysmug witnessing that happening

Based batbro

its funny how you can see exactly when Jerome starts pumping the QE. the Dow pumps for like 30 minutes and then immediately starts trending towards the -4%. The Feds have pumped at least 4% on the dow today. we should have already hit the first limit breaker and had a trading pause for 15 minutes.

>>18031280
5K for options trading and 57.5K in VTSAX, less in options if you have no clue how to trade

>>18031348
Long tomboy gfs

>>18031348
>what is the market maker's next move?

>>18031305
enhance

E soold?

Pamp it

WHERE IS MY BULLTRAP

>>18031370
uhhhhh sauce on pic?

>>18031112
I'm a lawyer

BUY
SELL
WAT DO?

>FAUCI IS WARNING AGAINST PUSH TO RESTART U.S. ECONOMY: WAPO
Fauci is pretty based, he's always a realist and not afraid to say things that Trump may not like

>>18031328
>>18031371
Chinese spies get out!

>>18031171
If you're a millennial this is pretty good news for you assuming unemployment coverage comes through.

When it's over, you'll be able to afford a house, buy blue chip stocks at low prices, and not have boomers fuck up every single election because someone on tv said medicare

My country is in quarantine and my life barely changed. I already quarantined myself for years:(

>>18031363
take a 50k and DCA in some other ETF and current one

Take 5k and yolo
Leave 5k in cash

>>18031118
anon, use this chance to make yourself better. You have competition!

>>18031390
>tfw no tomboy gf
why must you remind me?

>Coronavirus News: Some "low-risk" inmates to be released, NYC Mayor de Blasio says

>500 shares of SQQQ...

When do I sell?

>>18031355
I dunno but ERY pumped like 25% at the high, I wonder if it'll do the same tomorrow. $35 52w Low.

>>18031390
homos in denial

>>18031067
Lol idiots getting in at 30 thinking it will moon to 50

>>18031423
What did you buy at?

>>18031423
tomorrow after the crash

>>18031343
BUT MUH HISPAINICS! MUH POWERFUL WOMEN OF COLOR! MUH STRUCTURAL RACISMS!!

It's amazing, Republicans were ready to flat out give everyone free money, even to welfare gibbes as compromise, but nope. Dems have to grease their palms by creating a "Racial Equality Distribution Committee That is Composed of all my Besties". I guarantee the will find a way to spend 3000 for every 1000 they hand out.

>>18031423
2 hours ago when it was at 32

>>18031227
i can't tell if this is an actual delusional boomer or a LARPer.

>>18031026
Im ready for the collapse

Buy stocks.

>>18031423
at 100

>>18031424
>ERY
>500% up in a month

What the fuck is this and what should i do with it

>>18031421
R I O T S

C H A O S

>>18031413
Are you kidding?

>>18031390
>5'3"
>110lbs
literally perfect

hey GUSHers, you feeling alright?

>>18031355
Is there any way to check US strategic reserve purchases? I wonder if Trump is using oil to pump the market.

>>18031426
You are a hyperfaggot if you don't want a friend that it isn't gay to fuck and love.

>>18031434
500 29

What do you guys think...

>>18031319
Sure, but maybe not today. Seems like this whole senate shit has put everyone to sleep, so there might not be a dump today. However, no dump today means no need for a dead cat bounce tomorrow.

We might be looking at -2-5% every day this week rather than big moves up and down.

>>18031465
Nobody actually fell for that GUSH scam right?

>>18031451
google ETF

>>18031112

>>18031421

>>18031448
why do we call asians yellow when they're basically just alt. white?

>>18031472
500 at 29 of SQQQ...

>>18031459
about what? no.
why would shorting the small caps be a worse idea than the large companies most likely to get dip-bought and bail-outs?

>>18031483
Because if they're white, we ain't all that special anymore.

everybody out here discussing why they need a piece of the stimulus pie lmao

>>18031309
republicans trying to push corporate tax cuts disguised as "aid" is not what we need either bud

>>18031472
>bought at 29
have you tried not being retarded

>>18031092
>what is an efficient market
Its priced in already buddy boi

>>18031483
Because there are dozens of different breeds of them, the majority of whom are yellow. The white ones are of high pedigree and suitable for breeding.

>>18031483

>>18031451
Energy sector 3x inverse. But I don't know. We didn't break the 52wk high, we're nowhere near the low, and there's surely more bad news to be had in the future with oil at the very least.

>>18031478
i guess it's an inverse etf with most affected stocks? But what do YOU know about it that made you invest?

>>18031480
>>18031112
This man is for some reason a master of softness. No other artist can make generally generic designs yet give them so much detailed softness.

wake me when the market crashes

Shit is just literally oscillating right now what the fuck is going to happen within an hour.

WHEN IS THIS SHAM OF A MARKET GONNA FUCKING COLLAPSE I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND. JUST SIGN A BILL AND NUKE CHINA ALREADY JESUS CHRIST

>>18031469
>Implying you can't be friends with regular women
Incel detected

>>18031191
Source?

>>18031501
who cares? we can be special together, whites and asians are the smartest people in the whole world. i wish instead of fighting each other, we teamed up and killed everyone else, took over the world together. way better than using our massive talents to destroy the planet instead.

someone explain all this farmer shit

>>18031483
wait til this guy realises black people arent actually black

>crab again
Can only hope for last minute panic like Friday

>>18031459
That's probably one reason that the markets didn't react to the nay-vote on this proposal to discuss the current bill. It was mentioned in advance that the Dems were working on a separate bill that they said they would present tonight... Good luck there.

>>18031475
I saw assorted posts, pretty sure people don't even know about the reverse split happening today. It is also going from 3x to 2x in a few months

>>18031520
I'll show you soft

>>18031502
I don't need trumpbux
But if pretending that I do gives me free money, I will pretend.

Why is disney showing me this ridiculous options?
>call at $102 for .17 each
>Put at $50 for .07 each
I almost bought the call, then it changed price. Even though the put is dirt cheap, there's no fucking way disney is dropping to $50 by the 27th

>50k volume out of nowhere in spy calls for 270/290 at 4/17
abandon puts now anons

>>18031502
based. quantum leap reboot when?

>>18031517
I didn't invest but I wish I had

>>18031067
should I set up a buterfly

>dems want to give all the money to the welfare queens brownies
>repubs want to give all the money to their billionaire corporate friends

>trump is unironically the only one that wanted to give his trumpbux to the masses

>>18031520
Its the clothing lines

>>18031540
Asians, and certain jew tribes, sure. But they look down on us the way we look down on niggers. Why should they breed with an inferior race? Are you an Uncle John?

>>18031448
perfect tiddies

>>18031504
Then they need to agree to pass one goddamn bill at a time. If that shit doesn't fit on one page, it should not go to the floor.

>>18031553
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SOFTER

>>18031553
wow, pretty neat

>>18031509
>this kills the poltard

>>18031191
REEEEEEE
THIS IS WHY IT'S SO HARD TO VOTE D

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING THE YOUTH AND THE CENTRISTS!!!

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM BERNIE AND LIZ WARREN LOSING TO BIDEN

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NANCY GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWY

>Boeing up
Wait. What?
Are people banking on Uncle Sam stepping in or did I miss something?

>>18031553
>Spend decades mastering your craft as a stone sculptor
>Focus on softness of cooming work instead of great works of art

>>18031557
cheap insurance for a mouse apocalypse

>pumping near closing

every single time

illiberal boomer holocaust incoming

>>18031560
that's the reddit/wsb play, they predicted down to 213 then up to 260 or something bulltrap

>>18031571
Executive order NOW

ok bros, we had our happening hahaha
lets wrap it up i already bought up all the cheapies i need, haha 30k DOW! Remember that? Lets get back to that!

>>18031600
>Are people banking on Uncle Sam stepping in
yep

>>18031553
THE patrician art form

>>18031571
You forgot that dems want to give the money first through their (((Financial Help Administrative Resource Committees))) so they can work with "The Community" to target the most "at need" people.

>>18031591
>this kills the leftypol pinko turd

>>18031596
Warren literally voted no

>>18031600
>banking on
nigga it's guaranteed

>>18031571
if only Yang were here

>>18031604
That is a great work of art. He knew generations of coomers would look back and appreciate this softness and his genius.

>>18031553
Gets me every time
Masterful. Just really incredible
Also I coomed

Are you okay leafs?

>the worlds on fire
>quarantine everywhere
>tons of jobs shut down
>politicians cant come to a deal
>almost green for the day

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18031604
He made that statue when he was 18

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcg6wZlDVrs&feature=emb_title
>"we're gonna have riots, looting, rolling blackouts, you name it we're gonna be living it" -Schiff 2020

>>18031509
>the supposedly low quality asian women are 9/10s

>>18031260
HNNNNNG
>Elon
He just put a baby in his 3dpd artho gf...
He doesn’t care about the weebs

>>18031620
Because of the gop clauses for loans, not because of pelosi’s adds

what the fuck is with the fucking VIX?? isn't everyone shitting their pants?? why are companies still doing well REEEEE

>>18031472
>SQQQ at 29

sell that shit right the fuck now for 30$/ea and make 500

>>18031642
thats a 2 anon

I think my 4/17 $7 JBLU put might have been the wrong decision.

>>18031605
I'm almost tempted to do a disney put at a $50 strike for .06. It's six fucking dollars for it, but I know that unless the market absolutely shits itself the mouse is not going to drop $30 in four days

>>18031528
https://youtu.be/nlNvIltsUuM?t=14

Are there any politicians saying they don't want to bail out failing companies that squandered money because we are a capitalist society and it presents a moral hazard? It seems like this is just a disagreement about where the money goes rather than how to do it right or the ethics behind doing it at all.

>>18031626
It's not guaranteed the shareholders will get anything out of this.

>>18031638
>the worlds on fire
Nope.
>quarantine everywhere
Nope.
>tons of jobs shut down
Nope.
>politicians cant come to a deal
True.
>almost green for the day
ok

>>18031638
just stop buying high and selling low
just stop trading weeklys

>>18031405
Lol
You don’t get it after all you’ve seen?

The boomer has the luck of the devil. He’ll only let it fall when he’s done with it.

>>18031619
>>18031642

>>18031495
You idiot
>buy high sell low!

>>18031615
The market has been retarded with Boeing for some time so Im not even surprised.
>>18031626
They took their time with GE. Went from 40 to 4 before they did something
Banking on a bail out is almost like banking on a take over of a pharma stock.
Could happen... 1 year from now.

>>18031635
Nobody is okay.
Shit has an incubation period of TWO WEEKS and is ridiculously infectious through the air from person to person. What do YOU think? By the time someone is showing symptoms, they've been infecting people for weeks. We are so fucked. We are turbofucked.

>>18031639
Basically the valid
>Why haven't YOU learned to draw yet?
>Why haven't YOU learned to anime yet?
>Why haven't YOU learned Japanese yet?
>Why haven't YOU learned X
>This kid at 18 already could!

>>18031661
This. Even bernie wants to bail out the kikes. fuck this

>>18031576
>he thinks bills are one page

>>18031448
Wow those tits are perfect

Why don't Trump simply ban corona tests? That way, those bad numbers won't rise and the economy will be saved!

>>18031654
but wouldn't he only make $17?

>>18031663
This is ACTUALLY cope. "fire" is hyperbole but quarantine and jobs are truefax

>>18031504
>Muh evil corporations
Corporations keep this country running, they keep you fed, sheltered, safe, and comfortable you slimy worthless leech

>>18031663
>quarantine everywhere
>Nope.
>tons of jobs shut down
>Nope.
The fuck anon

>>18031642
bro
oh no no no

>>18031663
2 million people just lost their jobs and in most major cities you can’t go into a restaurant to eat you retarded nigger

>>18031663
>Being this much of a retard
Ok

>>18031462
Yes.
>>18031390
>those people thought I was your boyfriend
Ok that’s a little much for me. Don’t ACTUALLY look like a man plz

Will GE go under???

>>18031390
>>18031426
Like traps,
except you can procreate

>>18031678
Yes and?

>>18031698
no just pray it goes back to 30$ for a split second and make the sell

>>18031700
Hey! I used that trolling point since last week. Get your own bait faggot.

>>18031576
But how will they sneak their personal unrelated agenda into the bill if it's not unreadable and obtuse?

Fed pumps are getting frailer, faker and gayer with every minuter. Red close but not as red as I hoped. I don't know if I should hold over to tuesday or not, what do you think bobros?

The crabs won, selling is stifled by stimulus and no one wants to buy

We will spend the next month flat lining

>>18031708
was there big news?

>>18031708
Yes

>>18031654
>>18031698
I'm up 700 bucks.

But it's keeping my head barely above water with the 500 im losing from my stocks.

>>18031713
so the best of both worlds?

trump needs to fully end shutdown

let old people self isolate or face consequences of decisions

Can limit downsides to the dumbest "who cares" boomers

>>18031620
Was talking about the leaked bill Nancy is proposing, that was posted in the post replied to.

How do you people exist and not read the context?

>>18031668
>The boomer has the luck of the devil. He’ll only let it fall when he’s done with it.
Sell it to china*

>>18031708
Probably not. Its too close to 52w low. I already bought 6.5 puts for 4/9

>>18031725
You're a fucking retard if you think that's bait

>>18031729
holy shit. the crabs won after all

>>18031700
Hows the underside of that fucking boot taste, you utter cuck?

Bought TVIX at 570, should I just sell the remains and buy rope?

>>18031635
We are a few days away from USA. Per capita it will be similar. Vancouver is fucked

>the collapse
Every gay white liberal that is 7/10 or higher, prepare your anus, I'm coming for that booty.

>no bailout or stimulus package
>Boeing stopped production
>Boeing up high

Wtf is this clown market?

>>18031733
>>18031733

>>18031774
crabs

>>18031068
>>18031078
thanks bobros. you're breathtaking

>>18031760
Wow, you're even parroting my counter replies to everyone replying to my bait. Holy shit, i'm gonna sue for plagiarism!

>>18031773
*non gay
I don't want my put dick in AIDS ridden sluts.

>>18031774
Because shutting down stops the cash bleed. WTF are they gonna make that people are gonna buy. Nothing airline related that's for sure

>oh no zoomers are on a beach and can spread it

stay the fuck inside boomers, its not that hard. ORder some food and drink on amazon and wait two weeks

we need to end the stupid ass shut down asap

Boomers stay home, it solves itself

theres no reason to keep 20s something home on quarantine.

>>18031728
cashed out half my puts during the downswing earlier to harvest the crab later. If it pumps up tomorrow, i'm buying more cheap puts in prep for the great slaughter on thursday

>>18031764
>corporations are the boot
I bet you don't even know what a corporation is

Any recommendations what I can hold for tuesday? Bullish or bearish?

>>18031642
And then she glows up

>>18031774
Filling shorts I guess, I have a decent entry myself now so let's dump this shit

>>18031770
Mistakes were made

>>18031754
This will happen at some point, but if Trump does it in only 2 weeks, it's gonna fail spectacularly. in 2-3 months maybe.

Anyone doing puts against SLV btw? I don't know much about metals but some of the premiums look cheap.

>>18031671
>my stickers made it to /biz/
I'm so happy rn

>>18031763
Eh, lets wait until 30min before close. Shenanigans always happen around that time.

The diamonanium alloy SPY support at 221 is really pissing me off.

>>18031819
>stickers

im so tired of hearing about the nothingburgervirus

NOBURG-19 is fucking boring, it doesnt do anything

>>18031390
>tomboys are more likely to survive the virus than nonathletic whores
After realizing this yesterday, I woke up today and shouted with joy. I will cheer every day now as worthless women are culled.

>>18031815
Nah, leverage april weather

keep NorthEast on lockdown, open California/south asap

You want exponential spread in those under 30 while minimizing 45+ spread

>>18031829
I made them for telegram originally

>>18031819
stickers?

>>18031813
gg bro, get ready

>>18031813
>risk remains low
>2 weeks later we have another outbreak
EVERY
TIME

>>18031831
go out and get coughed on then lol

>>18031813
maybe it will tank our RE finally.

>>18031819
explain yourself!

>>18031819
>rn
Fuck off to whence you came.

>>18031831
will probably kill a fraction of seasonal flu globally... economic costs are too high. Shut down in hot spots makes sense though but we need to get on track for distancing, old stay the fuck home, and get off this idea of a 9 month everyone quarantined at home bullshit.

>>18031831
too bad you're going to hear about it for the next 10 years

>>18031853
im at work right now bud, and just got done rubbing my balls all over the bathroom

My dad works for the CDC. Used to work for Nintendo as medical seizure guy. Apparently even N-100 masks aren't working. People are getting infected wearing them.

>>18031836
>worthless women are culled
>raising competition for acquiring the women you like
Uhhhhh not good

I should rewatch the monogataris... I didn’t even watch the most recent serieses

>>18031864
your balls don't contract corona, you have to lick the bathroom

>>18031787
boeing cut aviation manfacturing too, no biggie. GE healthcare will boom during these times.

>>18031840
I realize that. Telegram is a den of degenerates. I should know, I am one.

Why is TMO crashing?
They’re a coronavirus stock... and medical devices. But blompf has been pimping them for making test kits.

>>18031770
I actually expected Vancouver to be much worse by now what with all the Chinese expats.

>>18031807
Makes sense. So another question. Why the fuck is Royal Caribbean nearing 30?! Crab market, clown market, fuck it.

>>18031860
And how exactly do you plan on mitigating the spread of the disease when these hotspots break out and further interrupt supply chains?

>>18031873
masks are a small part of the ppe regime

most do not wear them properly and can not for long periods of time. If you're around this coronavirus as a doc you have to be extremely careful and even with full PPE a good portion will get infected by any respiratory virus due to lapses.

All nyc docs should apply for the clinical trial on prophylactic hydrocloroquine

>>18031919
Summer weather
Let the bodies pile up

We can get through this. Same way we deal with seasonal flu each year. We need smart quarantine, of older people. Bars should be closed to those 40 and over, etc.

STOCK MARKET IS ONE THIN BIH. LET ME. BUY THOSE PUTTIES.

>>18031858
>>18031857
>>18031842
telegram is where all the cool kids hang out

>>18031873
My dad who worked at Nintendo has N-1000 masks and they work just fine.

I could be making thousands of dollars day trading options with these blatantly obvious swings in SPY.
Too bad I don't have 25k.

>>18031957
cheese pizza too!

>>18031969
>Too bad I don't have 25k.
Yet.

>>18031909
i think we are 5-7 days behind USA. Flights from China were coming in until about 10-12 days ago. Also, take into account BC is below the most pozzed state and borders didnt close until last Thursday

>>18031980
I like the way you think bobo. Fabulous hair.

>>18031969
pattern day trading rules are such bullshit, such a fucking racket.

>>18031969
stop being poor then

I'm confused: if SQQQ is supposed to do the opposite of the market through gambling magic, why is it going up and down so violently and why is it not climbing faster?

>>18032005
>lul just stop being poor
not everyone can bet daddy and mommy's money

>>18032012
>>18032012
>>18032012
New.

>>18032005
I just got a well paying job last year. I'm building up wealth. I need 25k now, not by the end of the year.

>>18031969
just use up your day trade allowance

>>18031969
Same. Instead im just swinging them. L2 swing trade.

>>18032008
Overnight rebalancing and the occasional big green moves.

>>18031998
What kind of poorfag doesn't have 25k in an emergency fund at the very least
Just stop buying booze, weed, and concert tickets for a few months you lazy spoiled brats

>>18032015
the fact that you think 25k is a lot and that it must've come from parents is the reason you will remain poor

new
>>18032029
>>18032029
>>18032029

>>18032031
I DID THEY'RE DEMANDING 25,000 DOLLARS

To sum up today's news

>Dems: We need to give people free money, no strings attached
>Repubs: Okay just this once, lets go ahead and bailout some important industries, no strings att-
>Dems: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Give em money for abortions and welfare brown people!!

>>18032022
Delete this garbage you garbage

>>18032043
>What kind of poorfag doesn't have 25k in an emergency fund at the very least
The 80% of USA poorfag.

>>18032043
I only have about 10,000 in an emergency fund
I also would not invest my emergency fund

>>18031998
>pattern day trading
You have to use margin for this shit to apply, right? 'Cause I don't have a margin account.

>>18031082
but my vidya james??

>>18032062
I would say 95% of the us or more

>>18032043
Me because i make slight above min wage.

>>18032008
because the market is going up and down violently.
>>18032043
not everyone is a boomer, or has rich boomer parents
>>18032107
I think that's technically true, some brokers seem to still count it though, which is odd.

>>18032057
well now you have to wait 5 business days to day trade again, on TDA anyway

>>18032171
ITS RED I THINK THEY'RE SERIOUS

>>18032199
oh fuck did you violate PDT already? You are now locked out of openings for 90 days nigga, call them on the phone and beg forgiveness

>>18032022
>>18032049
EVERY TIME FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>18032049
you were too slow delete

>>18032247
they still let me open up and buy but every time I do they say "IF YOU DO ONE MORE ROUND TRIP YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED"

Anything that I can buy right now? I got my last 9k that I’m trying to atleast get 50% gains out of

>>18032275
no
the other thread is fucking retarded and doesn't have the OP text.

When a woman farts in jeans it blocks a lot of the smell. But when a girl farts with yoga pants the smell goes through more then other fabrics. Farts are so amazing especially girl farts. They turn me on so much. I can't stand not smelling girl farts. I just get an instant boner when I smell girl farts. How can you live life and not enjoy a girls farts. I wish a girl would sit on my face and just at beans till she lets out the smelliest and loudest fart possible.

>>18031615
But doesnt that mean the stock gets dissolved and worthless and a new stock is made?

Still riding the sinking thread, this is the way of the bear

lads, should i close my AMD puts ? strike 41