/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can't wait for all the WSB retards to blow up their accounts and kys

Based fed

So what crazy shit will Cramer say today? I’m thinking some Engel

>Futures struggling to hold at +2% after the fed announces literally infinite money

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Singapore +54 today, 48 of which are imported, 33 of the 48 are from UK. UK is pretty much fucked

so is the economy saved or not?

serious replies please

Jerome you’re just delaying the inevitable it’s only gonna hurt worse before it’s over

>>18022601
I just lost my job so I panicked and pulled out all my investments so now I am about to miss the bottom, hu?

Are USO calls a good idea this week?

>>18022498
just wait til CWD makes the leap to humans :)

USDX TO 150

>>18022594
Lost my job lol

>>18022615
>i like my juice concentrated if you know what I am saying?
Fucking hell Jim

>>18022626
no. the markets may be saved in terms of nominal value, but economies arent saved because things cost a lot t. zimbabwe. economies are fueled by production. which the fed cannot change. we are fucked.

>>18022626

Bought a variety pack of April exp SPY calls Friday. Based Fed, fucking based.

>>18022626
Serious reply - no one knows right now, this volatility is just knee jerk reactions

>>18022635
Not the bottom

its gonna be very hard to argue against student debt forgiveness and free healthcare after this shitshow

>>18022626
Stock market is saved, who cares about the economy

How much money will the us have printed by the end of the pandemic?

WE /WEIMAR/ NOW

QUICK TURN ON CNBC


>>18022646
lol

You.. you didn't side with the CHINESE VIRUS against the AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY did you anon?
Why?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18022661
Numbers that can't even be said anon

>>18022626
>please spoonfeed me
Let me just dust off the crystal ball

>>18022626
The good guys are safe.

Poorfags will suffer.

>>18022670
It's Cramer x Steve Munch

>>18022672
*AMERICAN SUPERCOMPUTER
I literally fainted when he said that

27 MORE YEARS CHECKEM

>>18022672
american printing technology?

>>18022594

STRAP IN

You can always trust the fed to stab the country in the back so save the precious stock prices

>>18022705
only the 1% matter, nobody cares about the poorfags

>>18022705
>Betting against the market ever

You did it to yourself

>>18022693
I left work to watch the entire speech and shitpost

>>18022657
Good, good.

>>18022626
3 options

1. Great Depression
2. Communism/Government Nationalizing Industries
3. Whole new system not based on the dollar

Pick one, don't be fooled into thinking the 3rd one automatically looks better than the rest.

Anyone else here actually have coronavirus
How you holding up
Mine seems to be getting worse i hope the market crashes soon id fucking seethe if Im hospitalised when its buytime

DOW hits 18,000 today right anons?

>>18022672
>>18022693
>>18022699
>supercomputers are now required to keep up with printing infinite money

>>18022732
4. golden bullrun of a lifetime

>>18022660
hehehe money printer go brrrr green line go up

>>18022733
Pre market is up

>10 years ago “you kids need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps no one is going to pay for your education or cancel your student loans
>2020 PLEASE JEROME save my stocks! I don’t care what it takes!

>>18022732
3.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WAS PROMISED TWO CIRCUIT BREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18022733
not in this decade

>>18022732
no need to change the system, you can keep going forever with infinite debt and infinite money - this is a new monetary system right now and a new paradigm

>>18022657
Okay doomer

Between the fed and the incoming stimulus package from the Washington goons, the markets won't drop more than a few percent- and that'll be Friday from the weekend sell off

Do we expect massive dump on opening ?

>>18022744
That involves a great depression

>>18022732
people thought the same in 2008. it's kinda funny how the same topics are being discussed. unfortunately i was younger and dumber back then and i fell for the zerohedge talk.

>>18022759
>implying they still can't be hit

fuck fuck I almost FOMOd into index funds

fuck WHAT DO I BUY

>>18022733
Might go up today, depends on the outcome of the Senate vote at 1PM on that stimulus package. If it fails we're going down at least 10% no matter what the Fed does.

Thinking of buying $GILD.
They're working on an antiviral drug called, Remdesivir which is in Phase III clinical trials right now for treatment against the coronavirus. Seems to be the most promising candidate based on some research I did over the weekend.

What do you guys think? Trying to make a coronavirus play rn

>>18022767
>we
kys

are bears kill? are my puts kill?

I just losed 250,000$ LMAOOOOOO

>>18022783
show me your position faggot

>>18022744

>>18022779

>>18022793
No anon, the USD is kill

>>18022769
2 happened in 2008

>not preparing for the midweek spike
Trump is probably going to be announcing a lifting of all "stay at home" and business closing policies later this week

>>18022594
Someone once told me time is a flat circle...

boy im sure feeling better about going /cashgang/ on friday

>>18022757
Desu

>>18022797
65% long, 20% cash, 15% gold

>>18022819
And the cases and deaths will increase x25 in a single day kek

>>18022733
Trust the bear, there is no saving this market, soon US will have 500 deaths per day of corona, the printing house cannot buy corona-chan

>>18022795
post it

>>18022819

That won't happen until April.

>>18022620
>>18022664
>>18022748
>>18022732
>>18022727
>>18022724
>>18022716

Don't you get it anons? It's Weimar time.

>>18022759
Bulls getting arrogant again. They got fucked on Friday and rate cut day, if anything they're just as likely to get fucked again. The fed is scraping the bottom of the barrel here. This is another sign of weakness, not stregnth

>>18022776
PMs if you still can, otherwise nothing.

>>18022805
Is that a yes or a no. Quick tell me now lol, the stock's moving up already.

hey fags
if you are NOT shorting anything today consider to an hero you're self

>>18022795

>>18022827
Same 90% cash right now

>>18022594

"ACTUAL PRICE DISCOVERY could be here" you thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SHORTERS anywhere."

The cool wind felt good against your bare chest. "I HATE SHORTERS" you thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated your entire car, making it pulsate even as the freshly minted QE circulated through your powerful thick veins and washed away your (merited) fear of price discovery after dark.

"With a printer, you can do anything you want" you said to himself, out loud.

this market is just so unpredictable anyone who's successful is either a market maker or just by dumb luck, it's just gambling

>>18022832
Like old ppl dying wouldn't just be good for the economy. Your time is over bears.

>>18022733
Dubs confirmed.
Bear party!!

>Fed says they will print infinite money for banks and businesses
>government still nickel and diming what scraps they'll throw at the 99%

This actual QE is incredibly more bearish than million of U.S. corona deaths kek. It's unironically ogre.

>>18022778
They're voting to a consensus that the vote failed to cast a revote and then verifying that it's indeed the intended vote, actually. Depending on how slimy parasites want to leverage the American public's wellbeing, it could take all day.

>>18022857
rolling for dumb luck

>>18022732
>1. Great Depression
here's the correct answer
>2. Communism/Government Nationalizing Industries
>3. Whole new system not based on the dollar
never fucking happening. Don't even bother entertaining thoughts on this bullshit

>>18022839
Not anymore, the economic damage has threatened his re-election enough that he's going to go for it
They'll announce the end of the "15 day guideline" and order all areas but the hot spots in WA, CA, and NYC to lift all restrictions

>>18022795
I would say just wait for now but maybe you can't wait

>its going down

we're gonna be red 5 minutes after opening, arent we?

>>18022843
what are PMs?

>>18022890
think so too

>>18022863
Did you really expect anything different from our leaders?

>>18022819
lmao I wish

>>18022896
precious metals newfriend

>>18022896
Prime Ministers

>>18022846
weedbrah FUCK OFF

>>18022626
Honestly: nobody knows. And I mean literally nobody.

there is nothing i want more in my life right now than for the dow to close in the red today

>>18022659
I was thinking that. 10 trillion over 10 years for healthcare wont shock people when the fed says lol we just buy everything!

CRAMER SAID IT
HE SAID 30% UNEMPLOYMENT = GREAT DEPRESSION INC

>>18022911
Sorry bobo

>>18022869
History is repeating itself before our very eyes.

>>18022806
BoJ owns 40% on nikkei and all bond market. Jpy and nikkei are still the save heavens and strong currency.

Fed should start supporting sp500 and russel with directr purchases to avoid a further catastrophe

>>18022888
>the economic damage has threatened his re-election enough
where are you guys getting this from? approval was fine and if you take a look around social media there are x10 more people defending trump saying its not his fault

>infinite money!!!
>spy pumps a whole 15 points
america is kill

>>18022659
Not even remotely boomers are capable of breathtaking hypocrisy

>>18022854
10/10

>buy SQQQ and SPXS
>hold until thursday jobs report
yes?

>>18022844
I bought one share

Tryna hold cash rn or woulda bought more

>>18022896
penis massages

>>18022779
I picked up MRNA at 22 since they're the only ones in human trials with a vaccine. Treatment is a little bit of a different market and I like GILD there.

>>18022917
Someone post the link to it again pls

>new york crashing and burning,going to get way worse making 9/11 look like a joke
>dow up

CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD
I LIVE IN A CLOOOOOOOOOWN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PUMP IS OVER, I REPEAT, PUMP IS OVER , HODL STRONG FELLOW BOBOS

>tfw people unironically think that markets are going to be shut down over this

when was the last time markets were shut due to an unprecedented event? 9/11?

>>18022764
how do you deal with getting fucked in the ass week after week?
Two weeks ago you were preaching the magical BVLL Rally to save us a new ATH, now you are literally on life support from the Feds and the FED, this Market is over, you just don't know it yet, it's just a Corporate Buffet for Banks now, it has little to do with investment

>>18022928
trumps approval rating has gone up since feb lmao

>>18022926
>nikkei
The nikkei is fucked for 30 years.

>>18022886
>Not choosing option 4
You are the weakest link. goodbye.

>>18022931
>breathtaking
topical
I like it

>>18022917
WE GOT 3M ON CNBC
pump it

>>18022933
those ETFs suffer massive ETF decay. you should be wary about holding them. look at SQQQs price trajectory compared to the s&p. pretty big disconnect there.

>>18022952
Well trump literally said this was way worse than 9/11 so.......

>>18022951

>>18022928
People pretend there is an alternative. Senile biden bros fuck off.

when does https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix? update?

>>18022957
No it's not, it looks like that because of strong currency. In terms of dollars it's good as dow

>FUTURES FALLING
NOOOOOOOOOO
JEROME PRINT MORE MONEY
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

AND WE ARE FALLING AGAIN, WE ARE BACK

>+232

HAHAHA FED BTFO

>>18022976
About 2 hours after close

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

THEY ARE PUMPING AGAIN

>>18022953
I've double my money since the drop putting me up 20% for the last 3 months

Get fucked faggot

>>18022967
>look at SQQQs price trajectory compared to the s&p. pretty big disconnect there.
goodness, I would hope so...

The era of Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) has arrived.

HOW LONG DO WE HODL SQQQ AND SDOW BROS
I BOUGHT ON FRIDAY I THOUGHT TODAY WOULD BE RED FUCKKKKCKKKCKCCKCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18022896
Never gonna make it

Nice attempt to tactically release this before the weekly Monday death spiral

15 minutes til the bloodbath begins

>>18022646
based

>>18022944
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>18023001
shekels shuffling at incredible hihg speed

UH OH

>>18022996
Kek
>Everything here should be taken as a work of fiction

NICE PUMP, FAGGOT

>>18022995
>robin hood

>>18022646
lmao
we live in a clown economy now

>still below 20k
AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

JUST PRINT INFINITE MONEY
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>>18023026
based

>>18022996
yes as in SQQQ should be much higher but it wont go above 37.

>>18022995
Cringe, that's lunch money you're playing with.

>>18022978
Yen/USD and Nikkei both sideways for decades.

>>18022646
haha same

How much did this fake and gay premarket pump cost?

I need to stop getting up early monday, there's no fucking point they always pull some bullshit right before open

YES JEROME THE SECRET TECHNIQUE, UNLIMITED PRINTER WORKS
I KNEW YOU HAD AN ACE UP YOUR SLEEVE

good morning frens why are futures green

KEEP PUMPING

>>18022995
yet your predictions are wronger than any I've seen

>>18023022
Thanks anon

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-23/trump-weighs-easing-stay-at-home-advice-to-curb-economic-rout

We herd immunity strategy soon. Worked out so well in the UK.

What are some SPY and SQQQ alternatives?

>>18023026

>virus originates in China and they fail to do anything about it for a couple of months
>in an area where people literally live on top of each other in ramshackle dwellings and are shoulder to shoulder constantly
>millions as far as the eye can see
>somehow keep total cases down to 50,000 after 3 months

It isn't the Italian data that's the outlier

the market cant purely go up based on fed-shit and imaginary money policies

you need people working, companies producing, and low unemployment

and the virus is still around too

so idiots who think the market will go up from here deserve to lose money

>>18022732
the all ighty ollar hasn't proven its stability, all it takes is some towel heads and slavs to outsell oil with each other then wallah, you have yourself the greatest economic downturn in 100 years.

>>18023046
the future value of USD and the economy

You guys are so fucking short sighted holy shit a few percentage points up after the worst week since the Great Depression and you're fucking asshurt like a telephone pole just impaled you

>>18022819
Yeah, Germany was expecting a shutdown, but Merkel just told people to not get together in groups IN PUBLIC, with the exception of going to work of course, everybody can still go to work and go to meetings and whatnot, that was even explicitly mentioned. They are scared about the economy, and now there's pressure on the cities and states who already implemented shutdowns on their own to scale this back to her federal measures.
In the end, the West will do the same as China, claim it's all over, and if people die, they die. They'll get sent home with "you got the flu, bro" and handed two aspirins. They will start to just ignore Corona.

this 3M call is so bullish bros...
I love 3M so much damn
the numbers of masks are off the charts
they're so competent and they have such great products


>>18023042
lol

>>18023046
infinite money

>>18023031
>Limiting the securities you can access or paying a fee

How do you expect to make money at all?

This is going to be the mother of all bull traps

>>18023058
TLT, UUP, maybe USO but long calls

theoretically if everyone sells at once can we defeat the feds pumps

>>18023062
BUT I DIDNT GIB MYSELF ENOUGH TIME ON MY PUTS CRASH IT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i just dont wanna do this anymore.

i dont wanna trade anymore. i dont wanna work anymore. im just tired. not in an angry way, but a defeated way. i just want to lay down in a silent room for hours.

INFINITE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>What is Modern Monetary Theory?
>Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) is a heterodox macroeconomic framework that says monetarily sovereign countries like the U.S., U.K., Japan and Canada are not operationally constrained by revenues when it comes to federal government spending. In other words, such governments do not need taxes or borrowing for spending since they can print as much as they need and are the monopoly issuers of the currency.

>MMT challenges conventional beliefs about the way the government interacts with the economy, the nature of money, the use of taxes and the importance of budget deficits. These beliefs, supporters say, are a hangover from the gold standard era and are no longer accurate, useful or necessary.

>>18023046
every chance of the world to continue as before

wait did we actually just reach brrrrrr?
before they were giving loans on the repo market
now they're just straight buying shit, is there any money to buy this shit or are they straight buying shit with brrrrrrrrrrrr money?
before it was a meme, but this can't be real

So are they really just pumping to keep it from falling even further than it would have before the pump?

So how much did those 2 15m candles cost?

>>18023046
Everything

I think i'm onto their game. They know they can't stop the crash completely, so they're just trying to slow it down, to flatten the curve, and make it harder to maintain a bearish position

>>18023051
JEROME WILL SOON ACTIVATE HIS SECOND FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
NEGATIVE RATES

>>18023043
I keep pulling out my gains to invest in my biz

I keep having to buy equipment to scale up

>>18023054 saying I'm wrong about the future
Nigga wut

ohnonono bullbros, why isn't infinite money fixing the economy? it was supposed to reach a new ath at the end of the week...

So you guys are prepared to stop selling right? uncle Jerome has just announced unlimited QE
please stop selling goyim, they are begging you

>BACK UNDER +1%

WE WON BEARBROS

WE FUCKING WONNNN

>>18022651
whats the innuendo here? all i see is a dry ass joke based on that movie, is there more to it?

Fed is only delaying the plunge. The general situation is getting worse and no amount of printing will change that.

>>18023059
based

>>18023120
we in weimar game now

>>18023075
accurate.

is there any real purpose to us discussing this stuff here? i just realized nothing we do matters, none of us can do anything to change this one way or another. just stay in our homes, wait, and pray.

>>18023062
It'll pump until quarterly earnings

>>18023103

>DOW Futures are up 2%

HOW?

>>18023143
fuck off, we won't not bitch

>>18023135
But, but.....muh modern monetary theory, though.

I don't understand bros, how the FUCK can a man be this obsessed with keeping the DOW above Obama levels?

>>18023103
How can money be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>18023148
Why is this fat fuck always late

>>18022594
IT'S GOING UP WOOOOOT

>>18023112
about 4 ink cartridges

>futures gamblers taking profits is Fed put fading

S-shiggy

>>18023148
wall street fan fiction

>>18023147

>>18023148
literally inifinite FED pumping

>>18023148
money printer now being used to buy the market
>>18023157
election year

>Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
>Always profit
HMM...

I just woke up before market, why the fuck are futures positive, what did I miss while sleeping?

>>18023148
A circuit breaker will hit by 1 pm don’t worry

>>18023148
>HOW?

WHAT HAPPENED TO 30K x20 ANON IS HE KILL?

>>18023151
that doesn't answer my question, anon.... (or maybe it does?)

>>18023148
fed pledged unlimited asset purchases (QE)

>>18022996
>>18023027
>>18023042

it tracks the Nasdaq not S&P

>>18022626
More generations will be slaves to the fed. And we'll pay for it with hyper inflation

>the FED can just keep printing right????

>futures still going down

OH NONONOONONONO

>>18023058
SPXS

>>18023181
it was probably just a larp anyway

Will we open red?

>>18023157
He literally has nothing else except making the Stock Market go up.

>>18023074
I made 20% on a GE call on Friday

I wasn't gonna hold through the weekend tho

>>18023097
I'm bullish af but this is fucking hilarious

>>18023181
wouldn't he just lose the $30k and that's it? i thought that's how options work?

Newbie here, answer me something. Do stocks open at the "future" price or they are totally unrelated?

>Entire Fed pump almost gone
PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

This has to be a bull trap right?

>futures dropping like a rock

PUT BOYS WW@

THE PUMP IS ALMOST ALREADY GONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

KNOW. YOUR. PLACE. BEARS.

This week marks the start of the new age. The age of BVLL.

https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

anyone else watching this? /ourguy/ cramer is on asking "so, are we all gonna get it? is it unavoidable?"

F I V E M I N U T E S

My Gamestop shares are undergoing an attempted assassination by the media. Kind of lame. They're staying open too, you're just not allowed in the store so you have to order ahead by phone.

I am going to make a couple bucks from SQQQ today

>>18023204
Will this be the second or third consecutive black Monday?

>>18023172
This is all you need to know to be successful at stonks

Bizraelis are always late to the party (therefore wrong af)

>>18023229
Stocks open at the order price that's filled first when markets open. Usually this will be close to futures, but it doesn't have to be.

>>18023231
>>18023233
You gotta forgive Jerome and Trump they have short memories

WE DID IT GUYS

WE DEFEATED THE PUMP

My body is ready for BLACK MONDAY 3

I don't know what to say. If unlimited QE isn't enough then we're in for a ride today.

>>18023046
As it stands right now, potentially an infinite amount of money.

>>18023258
I think it will be the fourth

oh no no no
AHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>18023258
>Black

Hahaha talk to me later faggot Bobo seeth more please

THIS ONE IS GOING TO GET FUCKING UGLY

Oh shit, it's gonna open flat. I did not expect that.

Imagine UNLIMITED MONEY

+0.17%

>>18023062
They're going to remove restrictions and let everyone die to prop up their market.

GUUUUYYYS
I THINK ITS GONNA GO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWNNN

>>18023258
Third. March 2nd was the bull trap, the 9th and 16th set point records for drops.

>promise unlimited money printing
>futures still negative
oh nononono

>>18023247
gotta be watching CNBC at a time like this

>>18023148
if people didnt understand before they should now, the market lives in a bubble, its literally fiction. the entire global economy is stopped, literally the only thing flowing is groceries, fuels, electricity and water, and that would make the markets tank, but yet, they're up

Yikes. That upturn didn't last very long

>>18023294
snibs

>>18023192
>>18023042
at least in the past couple weeks, no matter how big the crash or poomp, SQQQ never really goes below 24 or above 31, probably because of the rebalancing. You're so much better off just buying at 25 and selling at 30. The price decay doesn't really matter here because it makes those swings so frequently (every other day or so).

What you will LOSE doing is holding when it gets to 30 or 31 and thinking "well we're still going lower, I'll hold until tomorrow and make more!" That's where you get fucked.

MMT is a fucking joke, this economy needs to be wiped out, fresh slate, clean start

JEROME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU GOTTA PUMP ET..... JEROME? JEROME?!?!?!?!

WHY IS IT GOING UP
JUST GO RED ALREADY

>>18023296
>>18023301

where you get your numbers nigga

>>18023229
The futures aren't a perfect indicator because there are many times more non-futures buyers/sellers (normally) that only participate in the market during regular hours

>He sold?
>Pomp eet

No amount of Viagra can get the economy's limp dick back up right now, all you're gonna do is make the patient's heart explode

>anon pls, unlimited money

>>18023294

Bulls don't actually believe everything is fine now, right?

>>18022601
You do realise the fed pumping only hides the problem temoraily and makes it worse right

So now we buy TVIX, right? Volatility isn't actually 50, fuck that.

OH NONONONONON THEY ARE RED

We're going to crash even worse now because of the Fed's bullshit.

>>18023325
investing.com

HAHAHA

-100

ANNOUNCE NEGATIVE RATES ALREADY

ready, set.... GO!

HERE WE GOOOOO

30 seconds for the bull market to open its doors. Break the porcelain fellow bulls!

The daily coronavirus conference is after hours today.

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO

LETS GO

Here we go fellas!

>>18023317
Been seeing this price range a lot. You must be the same anon posting it. Held up so far

>It all returns to nothing,
>it just keeps tumbling down,
>tumbling down, tumbling down

>>18023358
Jerome shot his load too early AGAIN

When will they ever learn?

Incoming!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

JEROME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

OPENED BELOW 19k

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

WE NEGATIVE FEDS BTFO!

Futures BTFO

Donald's thoughts

>>18023368
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BREAK IT

>We opened red.
Unironically over. Fed is gay and dead.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NONONONOONONONONONON

Little guy's all tuckered out from all that FOMOing earlier.

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

NICE PUMP JEROME

>MARKETS OPEN
>IMMEDIATE FREE FALL

HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAHAH

OPEN BELOW 19K

just make it illegal to sell stocks for less than you bought them for, duh doy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

GOD BLESS YOU TRUMP WE'RE ABOUT TO COME BACK BOYS

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>18023377
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU
theme for today over at the fed

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A BEAR DAY
A RED DAY
ERE THE SUN RISES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONO

>>18023370
I wonder why.

mein gott

True clown world, even with infinite money it will be a bloodbath, fucking the market and the people, jerome is truly a 6d clown chess player

IS IT ALREADY TIME TO BUY, OR WE’RE STILL YET TO SEE THE TRUE BOTTOM OF THE DIP?

LETS GO 18,000

ITS SUCH A LONG
WAY
DOWN

ITS IN FREEFALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18023426
>>18023426
>>18023426

>>18023426
>>18023426
>>18023426

>>18023426
>>18023426
>>18023426

>>18023426
>>18023426

wait, what the fuck? they were meant to pump it up this week. how the fuck did we go under 19k??????????????????????????

NANI THE FUCK. HOW DID WE OPEN RED!?

OH FUCK

>>18023391
>>18023388
>>18023387
>>18023385
>>18023384
>>18023379
>>18023380
>>18023381
>>18023377
Its bobo time>>18023379

>BOEING +2%

They don't want a "bailout" because the Gov't will have conditions.
What they want is a gibs check to keep everyone employed with no conditions.

>>18023317
HOW HIGH DOES SDOW GO
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE LIMIT IS

DOW BELOW 19k
HOLY SHIT, HERE WE GO

>>18023431
>he thinks the markets will ever recover

kek

>>18023452

OHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So calm where is my bell?

>>18023392
It’s not wrong...

>>18023341
It's gonna be a huge bull run until quarterly earnings

(((Discord))) banned the /biz/ server, get in the new one bros
discordb gg kjGsbrW
cmon

We'll never go below 18k

>>18023423
>if only you knew

>literally 2 minutes before open
>open /smg/, read tradingview news
>mfw "futures green" and "unlimited quantitative easing"
>get spooked a little because I'm holding shorts all over indexes
>the relief when 2 minutes pass and DOW plummets into -4% immediately

>>18022967

Retard: The Post

>>18023376
They are fucked either way.
>They do nothing and appear braindead and incompetent.
>They do something and appear brainded and incompetent.

They need to learn that in times like this they are fucked either way so they need to do the smart thing and take smaller measures. It's the only way the economy will be saved in the long run.

RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE

OH NO BEARBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BULLS WERE RIGHT

>>18022934
>>18022779

Chill ok same. Bought 10 shares GILD, and I'll save the rest for later.

MRNA looks cool. What do you think about BNTX? Biontech looks like the German version. .

This is the bottom now. I have the info. THIS IS THE BOTTOM. last chance guys

thread theme as the market fucking dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

>>18023320
We're outta time, we have to go back

If you write contracts, your losses can be limitless.

ITS TIME FOR THE DIP LADS!!!!!

calls on KO to sell after stim passes fuck yall

>>18023547
m8 what? This is just the start. The US will have millions infected in a few months, complete lock-down.

>>18023547
Post source

>>18023585
The lingo is confusing

Buying a put or call, you can only lose your purchase price

Selling a put or call, you can lose your ass faster than a cute feminine boy in prison - infinitely

>-2.5% already

>>18023531

You'd think they'd have figured it out by now. When you do emergency shit, it spooks the market. Jerome whispering a press conference through a glory hole into his $20 burner phone reeked of desperation.

I wonder if Jerry boy has the Chinese AIDS.

>>18023671
US doesn't have the same population density as everywhere else. Cities will be locked down, but everywhere else will be biz as usual

>look away for a minute
>everything drops -3%

>>18023431
The markets will soon be shut down just watch

>>18023148
Unlimited Dollar Works

>>18023500
Is that what happened I thought you guys kicked me

Holy fuck what a dump, got to love it

>>18023744
Its gonna a be like the LA riots or Katrina but on a national scale, when things go bad we're fucked

That's it. It's over. It's finished. Unlimited money can't even fix it

>>18023974
Let the cities burn

The population distro needs to be adjusted back to rural areas anyway

How is unlimited money not pumping the market?? Somebody please explain why I shouldn't buy this dip

>>18024060
You should.

Smart investors are just pulling out money to short the USD

>>18024021
Yeah but that cant just happen and then we all just go back to normal

>>18024135
OH NO NO BEARS, YOU GOT TOO COCKY

what yall think about SPY 228 P 4/3?

>>18024157
>-1.50 is now bullish.

Why is no one buying bonds?

>>18024204
>he thinks anything but the nasdaq drives the market

>>18024270
Do you not realize you're on life support right now?

hehehe

>>18024267
Gub bonds?
Because the yields collapsed last month?

>>18024317
So long as Jerome does his job I don't care

>>18024378
>Is literally dying

>I don't care what so ever.

I wonder how many bulls have actually killed themselves in the last 4 weeks.

>>18024505
Maybe I bought cheapies and I'm unloading at a few % up ;^)

>>18024531
Bah fair, just expect it to keep going down for the foreseeable future.

>>18024564
Yeah, I have no expectations

Is NYC going to collapse? Any nyc'ers here that can comment on the current situation?

i bought a stupid fucking tqqq call on thursday because it was looking so sure thered be a fake friday poomp because of thursdays big drop and the "quad-witch" bullshit. now im just begging for a little poomp, any poomp.

>>18023247
thank you

>>18022731
Should've invested in some carbon bikes for the cardiogains instead of buttcoins.

T. Asthmatic and worryfree

>>18024737
Probably from all the retarded hipsters that keep hosting apartment parties