/biz/ - Business & Finance

asians only.

A tall woman. Taller than me, with or without heels. I can intimidate clients coming in and the sex would be amazing

The bigger question is how do I find one that won't accuse me of rape after we've fucked?

>>18015205
That's their secret anon.
They all accuse you of rape after they've fucked you

>>18015205
make them sign a non-sue contract?

Depends on the social climate at the time. If I were you though I'd be thinking about how you're getting there from where you are now instead of how you're going to admire the scenery.

>>18015128
one that has a dick (female)

>>18015205
somebody obviously has zero understanding of human nature and how it is affected by $$

Active kind.

>>18015163
/this
My supervisor is a tall woman who intimidates the shit out of clients.

>>18015128
One with a fat ass that does anal

>implying I would ever want to be a wagie
KEK

Reclusive asian gnome

>>18015128
QT Asians who hold ARPA with me. Then we go dominate the world together, and she calls her friends.

>>18015128
>What kind of hot secretary will you hire
Your mom

>>18015128
people who say asians are asians themselves
ugliest race after black imo

>>18017181
Best choice

low self-esteem x no gag reflex

>>18015163
This.

>>18017362
Seconded

>>18017181
Disgusting insectoid posting should be banned from /biz/

>>18015205
You marry her.

>>18017362
>>18017682

Lmfao OP's mom finna bouta get this train. I wanna bust a nut on her face last. That's my thing.

>>18017181
She doesn't look like that

>>18017731
I love a milf

>>18015128

>>18015128
Black queens only, preferably from east Africa.

>>18015128
Plain looking, kind of chubby, and competent to the point that she could run my business while I go on weeks long vacations.

>>18017961
dumb bimbo big titty big leg mommy who always messes up and tries to make it up to me the only way she knows how to

>>18017799
The white women posted here wear makeup too anon

>>18015128
>start up company
>I KNOW I'LL HIRE SOMEONE
lol this is why you wont make it. How much do you pay her? 20k? 30k?
thats money down the drain which you couldve had

>>18015128

>>18018455
They don't attach fake nose parts and tape to look less insect. Go rattle your shaved gook jawbones somewhere else.

>>18015128
>Secretary

Its called a calender and an alarm clock conveniently both of these are apps on your smartphone. Congrats you just saved an entire years worth of salary and benefits. Only boomers hire people when they arent needed.

>>18017924
Same
>>18018101
That's a great answer tbqh. Chubby ones are hella loyal

Something like this
Because if I have enough money to have a secretary idgaf

>>18015514
the fucking toilet on this bitch

>>18015128
you should already know.

>>18015514
*sniff**sniff*

>>18015128
so long she is hot and good at organizing and gives a decent blowie i don't have any further requirements.

>>18015128
I will hire a transvestite to please the new board of directors who was appointed by a Twitter poll to oversee all my executive actions.

>>18015128
a man.

no homo: I just don't want to pay a human being showing off, nagging, flirting with customers, making jokes on our know-how (especially if a competitor is around her), throwing in PMS mood swings every time she has to do something like turning on the printer, getting pregonte in the only weeks we actually need her, and wasting her paid hours on facebook and nails.

I'll hire a heterosexual white man. He will be seriously committed because he will notice his wage never being late, overtime being paid, getting the job done being highly appreciated, discretion being praised.

>>18019666
dunno man a secretary is not a real job today it's decoration and status symbol.

>whatchu gonna do when X happens
Are those threads made by a 10yr old ?

>>18019666
This guy is gonna make it

>>18019666
hell sounds a lot more organized than religions make it seem, good on you lucifer

>>18015128
Legal-age highschooler who wants some work experience (unpaid).

One actually decent at paperwork and managing schedules., fuck that shit.

>>18015128
You should work with men only to actually get shit done. Fuck sluts afterwards

>>18020427
>>18020331
Secretaries do nothing these days. They're just there to look nice and smile at the front office, make the coffee, and for tax relief.

+ her daily outfit

bastards, I know that you want more...

OK ! thanks me lataer

And.. reeeeekt

you just lost 90% in crypto

An intimadating Amazonian secretary for client-facing tasks and a tranny. This way I'll get to satisfy my fetishes and clients/government/cucks for diveristy.

>>18015205
Giving them multiple orgasms. No woman has ever accused a man who gave her multiple orgasms of rape.

>>18015163

Patrician taste right there

>>18017545
Nice combo

>>18015337
same based

>TFW the mid 40s secretary who sits near me at work.

>>18017181
coranavirus>>18015142

>>18015128
Her foot game is unreal, bros.

>>18017961
Perfection

>>18017181
this the nip who thinks she's french doll right?

>>18017961
Best choice imo

>>18018445

>>18017961
MILK

>>18018485

>>18018445
GOD

>>18015128
One that knows what she is doing. Preferably a fat one. Im not gonna fuck my secretary, that is fucking dumb and just asking for problems.

>>18020301
this

>>18015128
I will hire a small and cute asian woman who is confident and businesslike despite her small stature. She will wear business skirts and glasses, even if she doesn't need glasses. I will instruct her to politely scold me if I try to eat sweets or unhealthy foods at work, and to deny me coffee, instead providing healthy teas.

I will treat her well, and I will not try to seduce or fuck her. She will be like my daughter, caring for her father to make sure he does his best.

Ideally she would be a lesbian, so I do not have to worry about any males in the office disrupting her life.

>>18015205
just kill her

>>18015128
One with heels and a dress so lewd that she has to wear a jacket except during our "special time"

>>18019191
that girl is jewish FYI

>>18017961
fucking based

i only employ right wing heterosexual white men

>>18015128
Catgirl. Eventually genetic engineering will catch up, until then she wears the costume

>>18015248
those things get thrown out faster than prenups when it comes to sexual harrassment

>>18024955
yeah you can tell by her batshit crazy look

>>18024955
>girl

>>18018445