/biz/ - Business & Finance

1. Watch the Wolf of Wall Street to get pumped
2. Read the richest man in babylon
3. ?????
4. /biz/ and profit

>>180141
ok cool, these things are downloading in my bit torrent now, thanks bro

You'll forever be tainted as a faggot who cares far too much about his body instead of his money.
Kill yourself.

>>180136
Read articles on investopedia university for general faqs
Red books written by famous and highly successful invetors
To get your feet in the water for securities (anything related to stocks) either paper trade (when you want to buy, write down stock and price paid same for selling) or use a market simulator game (marketwatch.com, there is a /biz/ game atm password is merchant or investopedia).

>>180148

Your body is all that you are and all you have.

>>180157
thank you bro, this is a highly helpful post. I feel im on my way to becoming bizziterate

>>180167
I'm not going to argue since I know for a fact that you're one of those meatheads that think they have it in them to be rich simply because they managed to get a 'perfect' body.
Listen here, kid, your confidence means fuck all, if anything, it'll only be worse for you since you'll be making stupid decisions thinking you're the man.
Protip: You will never be the big shot you saw on American Psycho, you'll just be a whiny piece of shit with delusions of grandeur, and you will be treated as such.

>>180174
Manlet mode.

DYEL?

>>180179
haha, im not nanners for christian bale although it wasnt a bad movie. Im not gonna argue either but i fucking love posting on the chans and talking to bros.

I simply want to attain a better grasp of economic principles and feel confident with my finances, i dont need to conquer the world of money only improve my situation over time.

Ive managed to initiate and run more than one business that ive made enough money to live on so I can into biz on at least a rudimentary level.

>>180188
im six foot one brother haha, after browsing the homo board for so long i do truly feel bad for manlets as they must have their mindsets warped to the point of vehemently embracing their inferiority, i mean....(sorry manlets)

whatever, fuck them. only takes them two years of lifting to look like they lifted for four

>>180174
not natty

>>180195
I'm 6'5" bear mode and a senior tax manager at a large Australian Firm. I wouldn't hire a faggot like you. In fact, I would spit down on the top of your head if you try to approach me.

I know all about /fit/ and can spot them IRL from a mile away. They are the scum of the earth. Change your attitude pronto, or you will get kicked to the curb in the business world.

>>180197
Well I do use GH, test, slin and IGF1 but not from exogenous sources ;)

update: HOLY FUK THIS BABYLON BOOK IS GETTING GUD

>>180200
With the science degree im pursuing i likely wouldnt apply to work in tax management so I guess this is for the best.

wegotabadassoverhere.jpg

haha, ill give you the benefit of the doubt mr straya tax bear. to what should i change my attitude to in the business world and why. post something constructive please

>>180206

You should take a break from 4chan for a while. If you can't write a post without using memes, you have a problem. It's also very obvious that you have low self esteem and you are very self conscious. You reek of insecurity.

You're the type of kid that would ask me for a reference, and I would say yes that's fine to your face, and then tell the interviewer that they should avoid you because you're actually an idiot.

>>180233
i tried, didnt work so im just gonna switch to browsing more interesting boards

>>180275
Sorry, I just felt like taking the piss out of you for posting your naked body on a fucking business and finance board for no good reason. It seems like a really stupid thing to do.

My undergraduate qualification is a conjoint Bachelor of Science and Commerce, so you're on a good track. I wanted to become a scientist but the money simply isn't there. I invest in stocks with scientific basis and my background has helped me make good decisions in that respect.

Good luck in your endeavour to become a more intelligent, enlightened person. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ smart, rich, powerful and influential you can get.

>>180233

stop liking memes because I don't.jpg

You are the biggest retard here

>>180286
>I invest in stocks with scientific basis
please go on...

>>180136
Ok let the retarded actitud on /fit/ and you are welcome but nobody want to see your body here

>>180200
>bear mode
Nah you're fat.

>>180136

Disgusting. Put your pants back on and go back to /homo/.

All these jelly.
Good job OP.

>>180174

jesus christ do some cleans your posterior chain sucks ass

>>180195
you got it backwards m8. You have to lift for 4 years just to make it look like you've lifted for 2.

>>180179
body>money
You can't buy making girls genuinely wet.

Go watch Pain & Gain, its plot is essentially what you're doing right now.

>>180174
The fuck, did /fit/ actually say that looks good? You look like you might snap at the waist, your lower back and entire posterior chain look weak as fuck. I only lift like twice a week and I'm more substantial than that.

>>180136
try to get 40% returns in foreign exchange risking no more than 5% a trade and do it in three months.

Learn to make some real gains bitch. Anyone can take tren and look like arnold swartznigger

>>180136
this is what I mean btw. Actual gains worth bragging about.

>>183298
Personal insults aside though, I wish you success. I wanna see some non-fatass super wealthy people come along, I'm tired of old fat faggots.

>>183325
It looks like your graph is going down bro. Down is bad, it means you're losing money.

>>183363
see the triangle at Mar 3? that's where he bought in, the graph is up from that point

>>183288
Wrong. Studies show that the amount of female orgasms are directly correlated with the male's income.

>>183388
Ah, I see it, I see it. Nice.

>>183363
I cant stop laughing right now

>>180148

>fatass detected

>>180179

Get that chip off your shoulder bro

>>183394
>he actually believes this

>>183394
Getting orgasms because she is thinking about what she can buy then cheat on your ugly fat ass with the hot young 6pack pool guy.