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CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIPPED ALREADY. ITS FUCKING OVER:

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/22/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18009864

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18009889

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18009906

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18009921

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18009924

lol

>> No.18009934

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18009935

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18009951
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>>18009851
Mfw short expiration puts and long calls

>> No.18009955

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18009963

>>18009851
God dam I love being a bobo

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>> No.18009976

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18009987

lmfao. get fucked bitch

>> No.18009989

lol

>> No.18009992

>>18009851
Have a bobo for your troubles

>> No.18010004

good

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18010017

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GIVE ME AN 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' /BIZ/ WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18010052

>>18009851
I have puts :D

thanks for da free money bitches

>> No.18010068

>>18010017
>catastrophic losses
nigger i'm all in on SDOW and UUP calls, monday will print

>> No.18010080

>>18010017
/biz/ is a bobo board now, we lol

>> No.18010087

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18010155

Spread your anuses, bulls, for another bear ass rape.

>> No.18010160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV6q0YcJaaE

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>>18009851
lol

>> No.18010338

>have to wait until morning to close my short
Fuck them. I hope it tanks even harder.

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>>18010250
I propose we call 2020 the BLACKED year

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good

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18010700

CLOSE THE FUCKIGN MARKET FAGGOT ASS TRUMP

>> No.18010761

>>18009851
Lol

>> No.18010799

>>18010250
Hahahahahahahhahahah

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>>18009851
Hahaha, this is the end, right?

>> No.18010877

freaking freakers!!! sunday afternoon
'tiss a treat !!

>> No.18010929

>>18010700
Fuck that, how am I going to make any more money shorting then?

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>>18009851
lol

>> No.18011023

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18011089

Are the markets likely to recover?

>> No.18011155

>>18010017
<20 edgelords from reddit and pol with no money. biz is killed

>> No.18011457

>>18011089
dead cats don't recover

>> No.18011475

>>18011089
Not before they continue to crash for the next 2 months. We're not even close to the bottom.. 75%+ of people are about to lose their jobs.

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>> No.18011662

>>18010366
those black chicks are going to give that white girl the dicking of a lifetime

>> No.18011688

>>18009851
>-5%

Kek, limit reached already.

We've got ourselves another Black Monday folks! Hope you're 100 % in cash!

>> No.18012125

>>18011475
>75%+ of people are about to lose their jobs
Nooooo definitely not that many people don't overreact

>> No.18012250

>>18011475
50% is a more realistic number. Sure, everything will be kill then, but we are only 30% away from that. After tomorrow it will be even closer.

>> No.18012320

>>18009851
lol

>> No.18012380

>>18011475
>75%+ of people are about to lose their jobs.

75% unemployment is instant revolution.

>> No.18012585

>>18012380
20% unemployment lead to Social Security and Medicare for the olds. If we even reach 10% during this mass inequality environment there will be massive changes.

>> No.18012596

>>18009851
(and that's a good thing)

>> No.18012643
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18012643

>that piss-poor pumping on the futures
>bailout has been voted down
>a fucking senator is infected
if it's green tomorrow, they retrofitted an a10 with a money printer

>> No.18012791

>>18012643
BRRRRRRRRRT

IT GAPPED DOWN, GAPS ALWAYS CLOSE

EZ SCALP

>> No.18013186

>>18012643
>if it's green tomorrow, they retrofitted an a10 with a money printer
too lel

>> No.18013250

>>18009851
lol