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>signed what we had to sign for the national guard
>"NATIONAL GUARD TO CARRY OUT APPROVED MISSIONS"

PANIC SELL IT'S OVER IT'S OVER

>STOP FUCKING SELLING

executing dab protocol

>FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED >FEMA ACTIVATED

>MARSHALL LAW FROM MIDNIGHT MONDAY
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SELL

>>18009002
This guy on the right looks like he's just been told something really, really bad.

>>18009002
Brainlet here...is "exacting" a word?

>>18009134
yes

>ee...everything is okay guys just, just please don't sell, stock market stronger than ever guys, right? right?

>delivered faceshield
>FACESHIELDS

WHAT? DID YOU MISSPEAK? WHY DO YOU NEED FACESHIELDS DELIVERED TO NEW YORK???

Did he say "Facials"

I'm ready for a societal collapse or things to go back to "normal". I feel like either way this goes that it's going to only be a best case scenario. Hope your families are doing okay frens. Thankfully I scared my grandparents early on so they're safe in their houses.

>>18009212
>>18009219
plastic faceshields for hospital staff to stop stuff getting anywhere near their face

Long Honeywell
>Long Honeywell
Long Honeywell
>Long Honeywell
Long Honeywell
>Long Honeywell

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He's out of breath wtf

>supercomputing resources to fight chinese virus
literally living in a video game right now

>>18009270
Lol, that's funny.

>>18009275
Anytime he's live on tv

>Supercomputers to fight the Chinese virus
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Dude is NOT playing with that "Chinese virus" phrase and I love it, he's sticking to it no matter what

>>18009270

>>18009286
Going from level 3 straight to level 7!

>>18009304
based

stock futures hit limit down. he's such a bore.

Computers computing.
We have a great website.

WTF is wrong with the FEMA guy, he looks deeply concerned about something.

>>18009300
Watson spends most of its time examining medical literature and creating theoretically optimized procedures for various rare diseases.

>>18009270
>Single digits
Meh.

>>18009002
Blood red monday

Highest pol numbers

So the guy on his right looks like he is about to cry

>>18009364
this, what the fuck is happening to this guy? looks like he knows something horrible is happening/going to happen, and is not allowed to say it. He's on the verge of crying.

>>18009304

These fags thought they could intimidate every conservative politician ever into doing their little song and dance and buy into their careful optics

>>18009304
everyone in media is now calling the Spanish Flu the formal "1918 Influenza" both are right but we know liberal 1984 conditioning is why choosing the latter. Imagine if these loons further their agendas fug

>that fucking FEMA guy next to him
oh no no no

>>18009364
realises its all ogre now

Who investing in /oil/ stonks here?

Remember when homeland security bought 1.6 billion rounds of ammo?

>>18009400
>if you only knew how bad things really are

he's talking very slow, i had to speed it up to 1.25x

>>18009445
If martial law does happen then oil will skyrocket with them using "free" money to buy supplies for Governmnet survival

>>18009364
>>18009400
Combine that with Pence's total poker face. Looks like he's trying his hardest to look blank.

>>18009411
True. It was a power play, it looks ridiculous to resist it, but by not resisting it they capitulate to Orwellian language police.

>>18009371
Interesting!

>>18009450
THEY AINT TOUCHING MY TOILET PAPER

>>18009364
>>18009400
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>18009467
You try addressing the nation when you're 73, obese, and getting over coronavirus.

>>18009375
That's the point of the circuit breaker.

i like how chloroquine went from beautiful and wonderful to 'not killing people'

>Chinese Virus
Chinese Virus
>Chinese Virus
Chinese Virus

>>18009453
>>18009400
>>18009364
They're still doing the same thing since day one. Trying to keep the public calm. They know it's bad and don't want the volatile people to go crazy

"we are very united", is he refers to FEMA camps

>>18009453
dammit, beat me to it

>>18009445
All in on UWT and OILU. Can't wait to be an /oil baron/.

>>18009483
>>18009411
The absolute irony of you retards doing this tribalistic circle jerk while Drumpf tries to tell people they're all playing for one team.

this faggot literally only cares about his stocks

>>18009496
>>18009453
he looks like someone shat in his breakfast cereal and then forced him to eat it at gunpoint

>>18009512

>The 3 most infected states by a good margin

Did this fucker just take his glasses OFF to read? The fuck?

>>18009569
Long distance glasses exists anon

>>18009562
>>18009512
Smoothbrains. Prove causality

>>18009569
Aesthetic glasses/different kind of eye problem.

>>18009562
what a kooincidence

>>18009002
Trump is so cool

>>18009609

>prove causality

Great retort autist. I wonder why Washington state got battered immediately with the biggest chink population per capita.

>>18009002
chinese virus

>attack the health and safety

>>18009609
litcherally can't since they won't release any details about who is getting sick and who is dying. the details are super sparse. imagine if they told us names and race of who is dying, that would be wayciss!

>"ATTACK" THE HEAL-AHEM- PROTECT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY

WHAT DID HE MEAN


IT'S OVER

>>18009547
>implying the President isn't just saying that to make people feel united
There is nothing false about what you said. It is ironic but that's where we're at politically in the US.

>>18009617
hey dumbasss
google "Which US city has the largest population"

Hmmmmmmm

>>18009329
lmao they weren't even very bad a few minutes ago

DRUUUUUMPFFF!!!

>AS WE ATTACK THE HEALTH AND SAFETY
What the FUCK kind of freudian slip was that?

>>18009663
>literal freudian slip

>>18009688
Did he really say that

>>18009569
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presbyopia

>>18009667
You're retarded and it's a paper thin charade that even his cultists won't play into.

>>18009649
I wonder why too but I won't point to some random ass fact about Washington state and claim without evidence that that's why.

Did he just say that the government will buy shit and if you don't they will go after you?

SELL MASKS NOW BEFORE CONFISCATION

GIMME THAT TOILET PAPER HOARDER SCUM

>>18009790

>durr hurr hurr you need a full scientific study and peer review process to have an idea why the chinkiest state in this country was ground zero for a Chinese borne virus

>WE ARE COMING FOR YOU

>>18009822
yes. you are not imagining things

>WE MUST DESTROY THE CHINESE VIRUS

Holy fuck, I can't believe he said that.

>I THINK OUR ECONOMY IS GOING TO SKY ROCKET

KEK Deluded.

>>18009760
That is also true. Like I said it looks ridiculous that he says it. We agree.

>>18009832
Are you retarded? Confiscation is about masks in stores, not those owned by people.

>Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

>>18009884
They specifically mentioned horders and warehouses

I'm starting to think those insane numbers from earlier today in New York were real and they are fucking panicking.

>>18009400
All the Florida MIGAboomers propping up Blumpf are gonna die.

>>18009884
i'm obviously speaking from a virus profiteer perspective. Retard.

>>18009942

NYC will be the worst situation without a doubt. High density, public transport, government was slow to react. You can't do anything without brushing someone's shoulder there. And their infrastructure is usually overwhelmed anyway.

>>18009942
If New York and California get fully fucked over then a majority of the economy is fucked for years

>>18009923
Yes, those that are hoarded in thousands for price gouging. These confiscation are already ongoing in Europe.

>>18009946
I sometimes forget that Americans are extension of the yiddish nation.

>>18009942
IT'S
JUST
A
FUCKING
FLU

What do you think the stocks will start at tomorrow?

>>18010074
at -7%

>>18010074
-5%

>>18010074

Dunno. Not selling. I lost too much already ;:D

>>18010042
Chinese flu.

Trump's on autopilot

WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH WE ARE GOING TO GET sick OF IT!

Mitt on suicide watch

>Romney's in isolation? That's too bad!

lmao

BUY BOEING STOCK NOW NOW

>>18010128
ok you got me mr Trump I'm sick please stop winning now

>We have to take care of our workers, INCLUDING an extensive cash payment
TRUMP BUX INCOMING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY CRUISERINOS BOOMERINOS

>>18010112
No, he's on Adderall.

The stimulus plan is absolute proof that institutional racism is alive and well. Undocumented immigrants and various POC will receive virtually no benefit from the package. Many undocumented immigrants would gladly file an income tax return. However, they don’t, out of fear of being deported. Other POC are below the $2,500 income threshold. It’s sick that those who need it the most are coming out empty handed.

BRING BACK THE LOCUSTS

>>18010383
this is bait

>>18010439
holy shit locusts 3 times the size of new york city?

>>18009002
straight out of a disaster movie
> Idiocracy: the Prequel

>>18009002
I WASNT DONE SETTING UP MY SHORTS!!!!

>>18009212
To not get caughed on. Are you stupid?

msm is so full of shit

>>18010469
Lol i think it means the size of the entire swarm combined.

>>18010469
wtf is Trump doing he should be focusing on these monstrous locusts

>maximum word other than death

What's wrong with this guy?

>>18010383
lmao fuck off

Notice anything, /biz/?

>>18010553
Lol this

>>18010469
Gotta get Mothra on this!! ;)

>>18010642
yeah, a lot of seething liberals getting triggered by Trump again

>>18010694
>le god emperor triggers the libs xD

>>18010752
They're all jews, too.

>>18010694
>teh libtardsss le gonna get it

>>18010786
It doesn't matter. Democracy isn't real.

>>18010752
actually I don't like Trump but if you're using these conferences to get triggered by digs on Romney or supporting the MSM in undermining the US authority then you're a complete fuckface.
America should be pulling together in a time like this and be a leading example for the world instead all I see is bickering children.
t. non-American

>>18009541
uwt is shutting down soon fyi.

what drugs they yeeting on NY people untested?

>>18010920
Snake oil

>>18010920
malaria and HIV drugs that kill coronavirus in vitro

>I like China but I hate it

Damn he likes that fence he sits on

>>18010955
They are immunosuppressors, they treat the symptoms, they don't kill the virus

>>18011017
so would they work?

>>18010984
>I like China and I respect their country, but I wish they had informed us sooner about this virus and how severe it is
Need some more straws to grasp lad?

>>18010984
He knows he'll be calling Xi for medical supplies in a month.

>>18011081
They could prevent complications

>>18011113

Or we'll be turning our factories on, FDR style. In a crisis there is opportunity.

>>18009002
>I did that, i did the other thing, we are great, tremendeous, bigly, doing well, by becoming president I lost BILLIONS of dollars, greatest nation, so glad, china ...
listening to him makes me retarded.

>>18009400
conflicted as fuck.

RAND PAUL INFECTED
>RAND PAUL INFECTED
RIP RANDLET

>donate blood

Huh? What you mean?

>donate blood, donate blood
>we need it
oh god

Don’t eat blood?

>>18009002
only plebbitfaggots use retarded terms like drumpf

>>18011641
I heard that too!

>>18009118
he thought he bought the dip

How can one president be so god damn based? You american don't deserve this hero. He's the Sergey Nazarov of politics, absolute 4d chess player.

>wartime president
lol

>>18010642
Fuck him. He’ll be fine anyway if he even has it.

>>18011706
I use it ironically.

>>18009002
I have to give it to Trump today was a good speech and he answered smartly instead of saying it was a nothingburger.
He acted much more like the Trump we all liked in 2016-2017

>>18009760
His cultists believe every word he says