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17993903 No.17993903 [Reply] [Original]

Can the I.R.S. seize your crypto?
>muh boating accident
doesn't work IRL in front of a judge demanding all your exchange activity and private wallets. You hide one thing and they throw you in jail.

>> No.17993933

>>17993903
>muh boating accident
just be more creative, ah sorry judge I lost it when an indian man offering me 10% return per year hacked my wallet.

>> No.17993978

How’s that case going for Craig? Oh yes....they can’t get the keys...how weird

>> No.17994004

>>17993903
>memorize your key
>avoid all taxes
>do some jail time
>exit prison to find society is 100% cashless
>the crypto paradigm
>PROFIT

>> No.17995567

>>17993978
even weirder that he can't seem to get them himself

>> No.17995583

>>17993903
>Can the I.R.S. seize your crypto?
Can the IRS seize something that exists only in my mind? Interesting question desu

>> No.17995601

>>17995567
Lel

>> No.17995619
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17995619

>>17993978
Please sir do not mock Craig Sanjay who is actually the real Satoj sir.

>> No.17995677

>>17993903
They can but it's really hard. Thats why theyre freaking out about it. Hard to seize times 300 millions of people means you cant enforce income tax any more

>> No.17995724

Not really.
If you're really concerned, just convert it to XMR.

>> No.17995732

>>17995677
This, crypto is basically designed to escape IRS and every control of state on earth in fact. Technically they can trace your wallet and associate it with your IRL identity but it take a lot of resources and efforts, which are mostly reserved to heavy law breaking dudes such as narco dealers/producers of pedophile/terrorists etc