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>>17989872
>America speed running coronavirus
Nice.

Feels bad that OP may be right but for the wrong reasons, then he'll feel all smug and selfsure about it

"heh I knew stocks would go down because the number of coronavirus cases is going up, fucking CALLED IT!"

yeah that's it, good job

I think stocks will go down because it rained a little today. Subscribe now for my stock trading theory based on inclement weather.

>>17989872
IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY WERE

>>17989872
Circuit breakers on open.

>>17989940
not enough doom Pauls on /biz/ these days

USA is on a worse trajectory than Italy.

>>17989872
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>>17990000
America has more people. That graph should be percentage increase.

>>17990016
These Ron paul doom graphics are spicy

CAN'T BET ON SPORTS SO I'LL BET ON THIS!

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>>17990016
no it should be measured in kg/lbs then the us won't even fit on the chart

>>17989892
Freedom of Assembly
Its in the constitution

>>17989940
Wait...no stops on the way down??

>>17990000
>>17990033

The USA has something like 6X the population

>>17990033
It would look exactly the same.

>>17989922
(((DAVID))) CHOI
Jewish Chinese?

>>17989872
Nobody noticed the graph is not linear?

>>17989921
So stocks go down because coronavirus disappears a vaccine is developed and nobody is sick?? Supply chains go back to 100% efficiency. Small businesses open. People go back to work and can provide for their families. Stagflation doesn’t happen. This is why stocks will go down on Monday am I right ?

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>>17989882
:)) never been more ready as a trader for a crisis. Thanks /biz/

>>17989872
doesnt look exponential to me

>>17990238
ITS NOT THE VIRUS ITS THE FEELINGS THE VIRUS CAUSE

>>17989892
Kek

>>17989872
No monday will be quite as investors and elites prepare to capture the perma bulltards, and then they will domp et on tuesday.

not that many people to be honest... and then so few of them die. I'll stoke fear a little longer to pick up stonks and coins on discount but this isn't crushing the world like the tinfoil doomers make it out.

>>17990388
Hey just so you can put my mind at ease can you tell me the last time New York was under quarantine

>>17989892
It's really important that we keep selling this cheap Chinese garbage

>>17990363
I mean, it's not the virus, but it's also not just the panic either. There were reliable indicators, like the 10-year 2-year flip, that signaled we were heading into a recession. The virus/panic is just a massive trigger.

>>17990347
the y-axis is non-linear

>>17989872
India to assume parabolic curve

>>17989872
MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY

>>17990403

9/11 most of it was in a psuedo police state for a few months.

>>17989921
Tell me more about this weather based trading theory anon. What do you know?

>>17989921
>Not shorting companies and industry right now.
>Not gonna make it.

>>17989922
Temporary unemployement due to lockdown measures =/= getting laid off

>>17990459
this is unintentionally pretty funny
"Don't worry, New York was like this during 9/11, it's no big deal"

>>17989892
Yes this shit is insane burgerland may reach 100k cases in 4 days at this speed.

https://twitter.com/MPetchenikWSB/status/1241368419880009730

is over,bros
IS OVER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17990459
And that was you know.... a pretty big deal right? Meaning this situation is also a...

>>17990502
yeah cause all of those people getting their jobs back is totally going to go smoothly once we're at the other end of this shitshow.

>>17990502
How many people do you think live paycheck to paycheck? How many businesses can afford to close for a month and not go under?

Market recovered, people are still alive. Doomers are basically watching a minute chart shrieking at every red candle.

>>17990580
Hi Chris

>>17989921
pretty sure almost everyone knows stocks are fucked monday.
its not exactly an open secret.

>>17990565

They're going to for total control.

Don't sign you name on any oaths, don't take any chips. Don't accept any less liberty with regards to money IE) absolute tracking.

>>17990531
nice

>>17990565
How many businesses are going to take the current shutdown as an opportunity to automate? How many will be forced to to operate?

>>17990587

shrieking at every red candle and following a mentally ill tranny apparently.

>>17990639
*tomboy

>>17989872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

>>17990143
t. retard

>>17989872
American is truly the best country in the world.

The best at obesity, stupidity, warmongering, ignorance, hedonism, consumerism, infection rates and judaism.

Congratulations amerilards for being the best.

>>17990854
The fuck you talking bout eurpoor we Control the world!as long as you weaklings use the alMighty Dollar our empire will never fall hahahahahah lol! jokes on you!

>>17990033
>hurr durr more people
Fucking simpleton.

>>17989872
what would happen to that chart if you were to group EU as a single country?

>>17991043
Brainlet detected. Rate of infection doesn't depend on total population

>>17991086
that wasnt the point of my question. i simply don't think you can degroup individual EU countries and then have the USA in the same chart as if they were comparable at all, which they are not, there are some US states that barely have 50 cases.

>>17990854
>warmongering
As a Euro I take offense to that, we were warmongering for centuries and we did it with a lot more style.

>>17989892
WE HERD IMMUNITY NOW.

PEOPLE HAVE TO START DROPPING DEAD ON THE STREETS BEFORE ANY OF THE STUPID FUCKS IN THIS COUNTRY LISTEN

>>17990363
> IT’S NOT THE VIRUS IT IS THE DEATHS AND SUFFERING CAUSED BY THE VIRUS
Based retard

>>17990143
holy fucking shit and people like this are on a finance board shilling shittokens like link, holi-eee-fuck

>>17990575
90% of Americans are one paycheck away from being homeless

>>17990937
I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

So is the USD going to be worthless soon? Should I be spending my money on goods now instead of sitting on it?

>>17990580
market recovery where?
futures are down sucker

>>17991208
Source?

>>17990406
>it's not the virus
>its the reliable indicators
Lmfao

>>17990076
Underrated and overweight

Everyone who isn't lying to themselves know this situation with collapse the corp bond and credit markets. Companies have been using their cash reserves to purchase stock buy backs and can't whether the storm and the average American is living pay check to paycheck. Once defaults go up the U.S will be in a depression in a quarter or 2.

>>17991355
should I be buying things right now like a gun or should I wait to see if prices go down? I've no idea how this collapse will go

>>17991452

the only undervalued asset in my opinion right now is Gold and Silver but because of the decrease industrial demand their price will will probably take a hit. I can't tell you to own a firearm as that's a personal decision you have to make and if your of the maturity to own and handle it.

>>17991489
I meant more: I plan to buy one. Should I wait in case the prices go down from a collapse or is the USD value going to crash and I should spend now while my X amount of USD is still worth X before its worthless

>>17991523

Once the bond market tanks and the U.S credit rating goes down precious metals will go up. Right now the dollar is the cleanest shirt in the hamper.

>>17991523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eZRIFr_mPg

>>17991297
I mean, no. It's the massive amount of corporate debt that puts companies in a position that'll lead to their collapse, all major stocks being overvalued over the course of 10 years, and a generally unstable market that are causing this.

It's just that reliable indicators also showed this would happen.

>>17991268
my unwashed filthy asshole

>>17989872
Not seeing it. We're inching close to the bailouts the Congress is arguing over, and the potential of possible cures is starting to slow it down a lot.
I don't think it's over, by any means, but I think the big scary drops are over with. Now it's a long slow bleedout until recovery starts. I'm good for a couple of months, but I have no fucking clue what's gonna happen the rest of the year.

>>17991268
Go back

>>17991221
What is this pasta from? I need to repurpose it for UND because it is literally perfect. Additional context could help.

>>17991767

>LMFAO states and cities starting to implement national guard and martial law
>The malaria drug doesn't work
>Rates only increase because Americans aren't self quarantining
>Testing only shows more cases
>Pence might have it

Short this bitch

>>17991803
This tb h

>>17991767
We've known about bailouts for almost a week now and we still kept tanking, what makes you think this will sudden change?

>>17989872
Of course China prospers. You sweep everything under the rug and own all the investments people go where the money is

>>17989922
wow I bet no one has considered this!! nice insider info xd

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When Snake Pliskin was the only tourist

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>>17990461

WE DID NOT GET MORE INFECTED JUST BETTER TESTING. WHICH MEANS THE COUNTRIES BELOW THE USA PROBABLY HAVE SHIT MORE THAT THEY DONT FUCKING KNOW ABOUT WHICH MEANS CHINA IS STILL INFECTED AS FUCK I BET SENPAI MAKING ELON MUSK A FUCKING RETARDED OPPORTUNIST
https://youtu.be/l3h9Z4u4icM?t=626

>>17991221
Kek - olde but gude

>>17989872
Someone edit that so every asian country says 'lies to save face'.

>>17990033
hahahahahahahaha: US education: the post

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>>17990033

Most of our population is not nearly as dense in most areas as well as Italy

Tell me why I shouldn't place a $5k put on SPY for 220 expiring on the 31st at market open.

What will CRYPTO do on monday in response to the stock bloodbath? It's been pretty steady lately in the face of the dow continually going down.

>>17990000
Obviously. There´s no denying US is going to get hit the hardest of all countries that were hit so far.

Their culture and infrastructure simply isn´t suited to deal with calamities like this.

it's literally the common cold

>>17989872
japan data is fake b/c they want to keep the olympics
not sure about other chinkish countries

>>17989872
>US set to exceed China
lol

when did US become a shithole country bros?

>>17989872
I’m flush with dry powder. Bring it on

>>17990461
WBT is real

>>17989872
I sleep.

>>17990502
in many cases actually it does

>>17990000
Dubs quads man is right

>>17990987
Sorry I'm a retard. Couldn't the US have more drops of oil in the water from the start? Say for simplicity that the US has two people infected from the start, one on the west coast and one on the east while Italy only had one infected person. Then the US would grow in number faster.

>>17989892
This is going to destroy America's economy for probably 5 years.

>>17993770
Yes, if this was the Dark Ages and we had no modern medicine, preventive measures, quarantines, closures, guidelines, or awareness.

This is a completely worthless graph lol.

>>17994270
I give it 10 with a slow comeback starting in the 30s

I hear theyre not even testing in Japan

>>17993770
The mortality rate is not 4% in the general population. The reason it's so high in Italy is because such a high proportion of old people are infected compared to the general population.

I'm scared

>>17989892
is it tool assist?

>>17991990
based retard and based NY govenor retard

>>17994235
That's not how exponential growth works. Read a book.

>>17989921
Nice reddit spacing

>>17990347
It’s a logarithmic graph retard

>>17994710
>I WAS TRYING TO TYPE THIS.

WE DID NOT GET MORE INFECTED JUST BETTER TESTING. WHICH MEANS THE COUNTRIES BELOW THE USA PROBABLY. HAVE A SHIT TON MORE INFECTED THAT THEY DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW ABOUT. WHICH MEANS CHINA IS STILL INFECTED AS FUCK I BET SENPAI MAKING ELON MUSK A FUCKING RETARDED OPPORTUNIST DOING ANYTHING TO PUMP AND DUMP HIS STOCKS. NOT TO MENTION OUR TESTING IS MORE ACCURATE THAN THE WHO THAT WAS LIKE SOME SHITTY HIGH AMOUNT OF FALSE POSITIVES

>>17989922
>Getting laid off for a few weeks is unemployment.

There is no fucking cure. Trump is a god damn moron, he should have just left it to the FDA to do its fucking job-- except his FDA is fucking incompetent and the guy who resigned to join Pfizer is somehow coordinating the response from Twitter lmao. Just wait till the bodies keep piling up even after they are pumping their blood full of malaria medicine.

>>17989921
OH shit wait the national guard was called in to build field hospitals in NYC and the fed just minted two trillion dollars. nah that's about as relevant as which color shirt I'm wearing.

>>17995200
Sorry not the Fed.

>>17995112
>Laid off for a few weeks

lmao, if you don't think a ton of businesses are going under after this you're not too smart

>>17990502
hoo boy if that is all you think is happening here you are in for a rough surprise

>>17990000
>Muh arbitrary data lag
Oh wow what a narrative.

>>17990000
Wasted quads.

>>17994688
more likely they are only testing people who are hospitalized, lots of young people with mild symptoms and never report it, so most likely the cases are actually much higher than what is being reported, like 5x higher

>>17991782
Original:
I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T IGNORE SOCIAL DISTANCING YOU WILL KILL US ALL, YOU ARE DOOMING MY COUNTRINOOOOO

HAHAHA, INFECTION NUMBERS GOES BRRRRRRR

>>17990438
Funny you should mention that. The poor are fleeing the major cities like rats and taking the virus with them. India already has shitty (no pun intended) sanitary and healthcare resources so it’s going to make the Australia wildfires look like a glacial retreat by comparison

>>17995112
That's the actual definition of unemployment, the term you're thinking of is leaving the work force which nobody cares about.

>countries that don't bother testing "don't have any cases"

>>17990531
Looks like a normal day in the Atlanta airport

Will triple breaker monday finally price in the impending ventilator shortage deaths?

>>17989892
hybrid mutt vigor.

>>17989922
Where can I buy Unemploymentcoin?

>>17989892
SPBP

>>17990000
Checked. And go USA! WE'RE NUMBER #1!

>>17989921
dO U hAVe a sOurCe foR tHAT???????

>>17994754
Yes it is? 2x^2 would rise faster than x^2. And say for simplicity the population of the US is 300 million and Italy is 60 million. 2 people out of 300,000,000 is a smaller percent than 1 out of 60,000,000. So even if the US let more infected people across the borders it could still be a tiny percent of the population compared to Italy, yet still have the numbers of infected rise faster because their POPULATION is BIGGER.
Why is this fudded so hard?

>>17998687
Sorry I meant to write 2*(2^x) and 2^x of course if we're talking exponential growth.

Day of the flush is near at hand for poos

>>17989872
Japan: if we don't test anyone there aren't any cases.

>>17990937
If it wasn't for wealth, the US would be the most despised country in the world.

>>17994688
>all this cope
the death rate is 4% in china and south korea according to offical statistics you fucking retard
>muh germany
hey retard, only 239 people have recovered. there are 21,000 active cases. expect the death rate here to be around 4% as well
it seem german officals have managed to catch virus cases early

>>17989892
Gas gas gas

>>17991122
PA has like 38 confirmed cases a week ago.

We have almost 300 now.
Those states with <50 are just now getting hit.

U.S. bigger than Italy, take longer to spread to all corners.

>>17989921
Isn't floor trading banned in NY starting on monday? Seems like maybe that'd have a bigger effect than the rain, even just psychologically.
But what do I know?

>>17998940
Why do they even do that floor trading. Its criiiinge

>>17990000
Oh shit

>>17998940
that shit is for the tourist anon