/biz/ - Business & Finance

buy low sell high
or
>be loaned something
>sell it
>wait for the loaned item to decrease in (((value)))
>buy it
>return loaned item and pocket difference
u know the markets gonna go down, so, just take out some loans

Buy calls for the right day and be set for life. Or guess wrong and never be able to recover in this collapsed economy. #YOLO

>>17991518
I’ve got a fancy house with a mortgage and a fancy car on finance. Hopefully this pays off and I can pay the balances with my gold bars

>>17991518
Good idea I been thinking of what to buy when the market is rock bottom.
I was thinking manufacturing sector is gonna boom after this supplies shortages from china/India. What do you guys think about this? Will america go right back to depending on China for pretty much everything after this crisis is over?

>>17991486
Data takeover!
Hand it over. All of it.

>>17991486
go back to end of january and buy up all the n95 masks, hand sanitizer and thermometers you can find

dollar calls - I have been doing this on the etf uup and its gone from $3,000 to over $30,000 now in less than a month.

But I am convinced this etf is broken. My account should be over 40k by now easily.

What is the right way to play the dollars inevitable rise to 115 and possible blow off top on the dxy?

>>17991582
Someone already did this (yes they went back In time) and they were banned from selling all these items and had to donate them.

Just use your big and only advantage that banks, mutual funds and prop firms don't have: get in quick, make your profit, get out quick. Or take a small loss and get out quick. (((they))) can't get out quick. Also, don't hold anything during the weekends, sell everything at Fridays at a small loss if that's the case.

>>17991602
I dont know how to do this stock investing. Is it hard to learn?

>>17991486
Serious people who get seriously rich don't hold serious discussions about it with random strangers on Tuvaluan Nike shoe making forums.

>>17991486
In general, it's just a good time to buy whatever the fuck as long as you don't consume it/ wipe your ass with it.

Normies are panicking, it's a good market.

>>17991607
no that retard went to the wall street journal for an interview and proudly photographed himself in front of his stockpile for a news story that would be circulated all over the web and got cancel-cultured into (((donating))) his sanitizer stocks

>>17991602
joshanswers?

>>17991602
FINALLY ANOTHER UUP BRO? HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL GO UP? I HAVE CALLS FOR 3/27

>Buy in red
>Sell in green
Next question?

>>17991723
been hawkishly looking at this, I am hesitant to think it goes over $29......... what are your calls?

>>17991731
>thinks there will be a green

Protip: japan

>>17991549
plastic, metal, and biomed will skyrocket.
tp will go down because everyone stocked it for the year lol

>>17991486
>buy houses through short sales/tax leins preferrably low income housing
>rent to senior on section 8
>cash out refinance into infinity

The most definite thing in these next few years are gibs not being cut, so build up a portfolio of low income housing and rent to people with decent credit scores & seniors. Avoid niggers (hence the credit score requirement).

You can literally buy houses for 10-15K on short sales in my area that rent for $700+ on section 8. Taxes are like 1-1.5K a year.

>>17991752
>bought chainlink last week at 1.6
>current price: 2.27
What do you mean there is no green?

>>17991486
safer to play long than play short over the longeterm

oil being dersiked quicker than anything else imo. averaging into that myself.

why would i tell any of you retards
if we all have lambos, she’ll only want guys with bugattis

>>17992297
wow dude excellent point

>>17992297
>she'll want
Wealthy simps are still simps. Spend the money on yourself. A woman can unironically be replaced with a $40 fleshlite.

>>17992261
Why do you think oil is being de-risked?

>>17991723
i have a couple UUP calls, one is up a tiny bit the other is down a tiny bit

my calls are UUP 4/17 $28 and $30 strike price

>>17991744
>>17992530
I have $28c for 3/27, being bretty conservative since this is my first time doing options

>>17991641
Please have mercy on us, rich man. We retards have nowhere else to learn how to make a buck.

>>17991602
So will UUP will keep going up?

Is the bullish case for the dollar being that the ECB, BOJ and BOC just keep printing more than the Fed? the DXY just keeps making all-time highs?

>>17992297
>implying girls care about cars

I could afford a bugatti but I'd rather buy comfy socks and shitty games.

A pile of socks will probably be worth more than your bugatti in five years, bro. Cars devalue fast.

>>17991518
>>be loaned something
>>sell it
>>wait for the loaned item to decrease in (((value)))
>>buy it
>>return loaned item and pocket difference
BRILLIANT

>>17991486
Buy puts 3 weeks ago you retard lmao

>>17991744
>>17991723
I bought UUP calls on Wednesday and it went up 250% in value on Thursday opening and then sold. Easiest money i've ever made.