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With fiat, crypto, gold and silver crashing is now the time to invest in pussy?

>> No.17980005

https://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/onwomen.html

>> No.17980007

price of pussy goes down, just like all other things went down. more pussy on the market now and more to come

>> No.17980405

Pussy is still in a massive bubble and is inversely correlated with the price of gold. Give it a few months: DONT catch the falling knife

>> No.17980504

Wait a few months.

The roastie ego bubble will be crashing hard with the world in flames.

If you stock up your supplies right and have patience, bitches will suck you off for an MRE or chocolate bar soon.

>> No.17980515

>>17980007
What pushes the price of pussy up?

>> No.17980520
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>>17979993

>> No.17980521

>>17980515
Betabux

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>>17980515
Demand, and it's an artificial demand. Like the Tulip Bulb craze in "Random Walk Down Wall Street," nobody knew 'why' they wanted to buy, they just saw the demand surge. Once wealthy Chads dump their holdings of pussy after taking profits, the price will crash hard.

>> No.17980571

>>17979993
i wud rape her if i got the chance

>> No.17980577

>>17980520
C U T E

>> No.17980635

Is coffee good for you?

>> No.17980820

>>17980571
Try ever laying hands on a woman and I will fucking break your fingers, incel.

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>>17979993

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>>17980820
>anon goes on a nightwalk
>happens upon the female in OP pic, wearing the same outfit, in the same position
>he can't help it, he must rape
>she begins to wiggle her gluteal mass, but has not given verbal consent for penetrative intercourse
>anon's hand makes a move for the meaty mound and just as he does he-
>*CRUNCH!*
>"WHAT THE FUCK!?!!?" he yells, as he looks down to behold a mangled mess which suddenly found itself at the end of his wrist
>but his erection persists
>*CRUNCH!*
>his opposite hand has also succumbed to this unseen crushing force
>defeated, anon keels over, holding his shattered digits against his body
>the sound of approaching footsteps grow louder, echoing in the dark, dusty alleyway, a faint, wet *squish* can be heard with each step
>a cigarette lands on the ground before anon's face, then extinguished by the soft foamy mass of an old velcro shoe
>in pain, anon looks up to see a large, rotund figure obscured by shadow
>"what did i tell you, you incel?" the figure speaks before cracking a can of mountain dew code red and gulping it down in a swig
>the figure leans in close, holds up the empty can... *CRUNCH!*
>"nothin personnel, kid"
>in a flash of red lighting the figure vanishes, the distant cackle of a laughing instathot fades into the night

>> No.17981007

>>17980968
kek'd heartily

>> No.17981012

>>17979993
You're aware usd is pumping right?

>> No.17981031

>>17980515
Fiat currency, artificially low interest rates, and QE

>> No.17981451

>>17979993
Bars, clubs, restaurants, hotels, airlines, event agencies are all going bankrupt right now. There will be lots of unemployed young women on the market soon and the price of pussy will plummet.

>> No.17981943

>>17981451
How do I meet grills in the post-Coronavirus world

>> No.17982574

>>17980968
Keked hard