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CALLS OR PUTS FOR MONDAY?

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PANIC

should we have an /smg2/ that has more discussion and less AAAAAAAAAAAAA

don't get me wrong I love the AAAAAAAAAA but there's basically no discussion during the most interesting stock collapse since 1929

>>17969527

whats there to discuss?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOST MY JOB! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17969392
Yes and no

I just realized the robo-advisor I use for my IRA (pic related) automatically does (((socially responsible investing))) and since it's a robo-advisor, I can't turn it off. Are there any robo-advisors that aren't going to burn my money just so they can see they helped children undergo HRT?

what the fuck that pump

>its going to pump

HAHAHAHHAHA

got my puts before the drop

LCI CHADS WHERE YOU @

I was gone for 2 hours what the fuck just happened

>>17969343
Updated Portfolio:
LYFT puts $8 strike april 9th
MGM puts $3 strike april 9th
SKYW puts $10 strike april 17th
SQ puts $28 strike april 9th
UBER puts $8 strike april 9th

Fuck em.

>>17969707
Bro, in real life those nignogs on Madagascar are eating dead bodies and shit as rituals. It was just a matter of time before they got Corona

>>17969975
People were just having a bit of fun with that green.
Just a prank buying it up for a while.

im all in for monday, lets get some bear energy !

>>17969707
ggez

monday will be green dont get your hopes up bobo faggots

>>17970123
Lmao get ready to seethe again on Monday

>SNSS
How gullible do you have to be to listen to a tripfag shill?

>>17970084
bear gang

>people thought it wouldn't be red green red green pattern
See you guys Monday.

>>17969976
About to do the same on uber and lyft.

i am making an Interactive Trading account and it's asking me
>Trading Permissions and Experiences
>Your choices below determine the investment products that you can be approved to trade. Check all that apply.
i have never traded before, what should i check? will checking additional things slow down the creation of my account? should i just check everything, even if i don't think i'll use it? will they deny me the ability to trade on some of those things when they see i don't have any experience?

Hi guys, I just woke up from a 6 month coma after a car crash. How is the stock market doing? Are we above 30k yet?

Can't wait to see how well my investments are doing! I put 50k into Boeing the day before my accident!

>>17970198
Its gonna be red-red because of what happened today, no way its gonna magically turn green when counting the weekend.

what the fuck just let me lose all my own money seriously what jewish bullshit is this

REFR chads come out unscathed

>>17970302
Switch to a cash account

Curefags BTFO

>>17970544
Ooooohoohohoh
Well I feel better about buying more Regeneron but...

Got damn I wish I saw that earlier. That’s what trump rallied the market on for a minute. Fuck. He really can’t do shit anymore. Why do I keep buying stock as we go into a recession?

>>17970302
Kek

I got positions from Carvinal to Boeing, GS to Chevron, AAL to Lyft.

ILL BE FINE.

>>17970544
Is there anyone in the US that weighs less than 110lbs?

>>17970796
A couple kids... Maybe

>>17970544
I told you fags it wouldn't be enough. They can only wait til there's antivirals later this year and a vaccine next year spring.

>>17970796
It's a pretty mixed bag with young people depending on the state

>>17970796
Women mostly, which is funny since men are the most affected.

when do I buy...?

>>17970935
When the virus looks like it's contained, the oil price war is over, and businesses figure out how to adapt post China virus. But even at these prices it's still a bargain. Just depends on how long you plan to hold. Holding long term, you'll be fine. Holding short term, you're fucked.

>>17970544
You have seen nothing yet.

REFR up a bunch after hours, what's the deal?!

>>17970544
That doesn't say that chloroquine doesn't work, only that it can be dangerous. That Chinese woman took almost double the daily dosage in one sitting.

OIL IS CRASHING AND BURNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK THIS PEOPLE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING?
THE WORLD LOST THEIR DAMN MIND

>>17971098
xom is up after hours so it cant be that bad

>>17971083
>only double the dosage
>kills you

It means its a dangerous drug to take, like for fuck sake its intended for malaria victims.
Would you give it to any guy with heart/eye/ear issues? Probably not unless you are desperate.

>JUST IN: 55% of Americans approve of Pres. Trump's management of the coronavirus crisis, compared to 43% who disapprove, according to new @ABC News/Ipsos poll.
Another poll where the majority approves. He's just untouchable

>>17971145
XOM is expanding and people are looking for a place to park cash.
Oil is still fucked in the short term.

just bought PM long term lol

>>17969923
Still hodling my 3 shares. Still up.

I genuinely want bulltards to kill themselves after this. Please die, you're shitting up this board.

>>17971234
good luck living on the streets when it goes to zero

When are things going to calm down, jeez. Also Trump bucks update?

>>17970302
stop being poor

>>17971296
Why's that? I bought them as a joke and forgot what they're developing.

>>17971180
>>17971242
try this GREGORIAN DOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLrbyDPhDA

Buy cheapies, guys

how did your puts do today? i want details

>>17971044
Have 27k in stock. Plan to hold since I have 50k of emergency fund.
37k in hand to invest. Gonna wait for things to die out a bit. Don't know if I should throw in some emergency fund?

Was anyone else retarded enough to go in at that huge dump at the end? I was hoping for a pump, but I know shit will get worse so I got a share of TVIX. Was probably a stupid idea.

Make sure you make enough money off this collapse to make up from losing your job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQeQWWKKvq4

>DOW Futures tiptoping around 19 030

>>17971349
I find pump and dump penny stocks the day after they shoot up into oblivion, and buy puts that they'll go back down to where they were before the pump
I sent it for a month out, but I bought the put yesterday and it's already below my break even.

>>17971380
Job?

Whoa! Hngf! Ok, ok, shhh, shhh, atta boy. You've suffered enough for today.

>>17971350
clever dog...

>>17971380
u should have been buying PEP in the 102's
think about it

Get a job it's just a flu lmao

>>17971349
+65% on 3/25 SPY spread
+125% on $38 3/27 KO

>>17970544
Trump is lying. MSM is thus lying. There is no end to this pandemic but the end.

Fucking sell, lads.

How long until Boeing gets nationalized?
Watching it's meltdown is the most fun part of this market.
Fuck these cunts and their corner cutting. They deserve every bit of red they're seeing.

>>17971445
>Jeffrey Gundlach

More like Gulach

>>17971468
Fucking used the repo to artificially pump their stock. How fucking retarded can you be????

>>17971468
Is diversity hiring considered a form of corner cutting or not?

S12345
Weird isn't it. How the government keeps saying it's not that bad. National guards are being deployed in major cities. NY is getting shut down. Trump is still blatantly lying through his teeth. Bullish investors have gone almost full blown delusional. They probably haven't even run the numbers. Trillions of repo operations are taking place. Schools shut down. You look at the internet's social sphere and loads of people are being laid off, terminated, etc. I'll be honest. I almost fell for some "bullish" sentiment. My puts lost a little this week but my expiries are far out enough to the point that I'm almost sure they will create considerable returns.

The internet's social sphere has pictures of doctors working 24-48 hour shifts, yet we're told it will all be alright. It will all be okay says the president. Their actions speak the contrary. They are preparing for much much worse. Chinese numbers were and are almost assuredly skewed to keep confidence in their economy, though they may be coming back to life. But the US? The US has a long way to go. Earnings reports haven't been released yet. People say it's priced in but yet I haven't seen any quantitative modeling from these people to support their theories. When challenged there isn't any ground made generally. Meaning they're likely winging it. We have a long way to go. It may be green this day, green that day, but we still have a long way to go boys. The market may not fall much more due to people being so burnt out from the fear and panic, but the economy? Oh yeah, we have much more to go. God be with you all.

>>17971347
Yeah, I'm sure Dave & Busters is headed for record earnings this quarter. Buy the dip!

Futures sub-18 before tomorrow

>>17971384
Underrated game desu. Might replay it during quarantine.

>>17971509
Will arcades in America officially die from this? It's kind of sad.

>>17971468
Can we divide up the company and parcel it out, then prevent the current executives from ever holding any executive position in a public company ever again?

This went from a boring day full of not much to say to Trump opening his stupid mouth to "HOLY FUCK" in the span of 2 short hours.

>>17971550
arcades are already dead anon

>The Greater Depression of the 21st century

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

It's over.

>>17971468
Commas are communist.

>>17971347
KEK

>>17971569
It wasn't even Trump, this move was predecided, NYC and NJ both locked down today.

I made a big fucking mistake buying my spy puts yesterday instead of today spy they were so cheap earlier today

>the absolute state of /biz/

>>17971569
Can trump just shut the fuck up for one single day, Jesus Christ. If he wants the market to do well he should just disappear for a few days

>Its still going down.

>>17970796
infants are usually born under 100lb here, but when evolution figures out we just do c-sections now eventually they will be toddler sized at birth and we can watch them struggle to walk in their first day like a newborn faun.

>>17971547
DIA is under 19 in AH

>>17971608
This has nothing whatsoever to do with the words that came out of Trump's mouth today.

>>17971610
my god. my puts are going to fucking print monday.

>>17969845
Just throw all the shit in Olin corp and Lockheed and maaaaybe boeing after it boinks off the bottom and doesn't get nationalized. Guns and missiles and jets nigga.

>>17971610
Just close already. It's dead.

if you aren't leverage long UUP you can get fucked

>>17971629
>whatsoever

Fag

A-alright bobo, we've had a lot of fun
But uh dont you think things are getting a little too serious now
I mean cmon man we're looking at a depression
This is the bottom right bobo

Fitch just turned marathon oil negative and kept the BBB rating in place.

I have told you guys over and over. russia and saudi wants oil to be under 25. no way they will let it go up just after a few days. this will take months. trump will have to start an actual war to stop them. and he kind of likes cheap oil.

Oil bros....

>>17971632
I'd advise you to wait until after the unemployment numbers come out. Buy the rumor sell the news can be very applicable here. Just to make sure, look at the internet's social sphere and see how many people are losing jobs to support my theory. Godspeed.

>>17971375
Same, I picked up a share of TVIX yesterday at 600. It was stupid af in hindsight since I thought TODAY was going to be a bloodbath that never materialized. I think it could happen Monday though so I'll hold until close Monday to see what happens or if it tops 1k again.

>>17970079
>Just a prank buying it up for a while.
'avin a giggle

Am I fukt Bros?

>>17971149
It didn't kill her. It just hospitalized her in critical condition (again, after taking double the safe dosage). If she had contracted coronavirus, according to common numbers, there might have been a 20% chance she ended up in the hospital on account of coronavirus. Sure cholorquine is dangerour. That's why they have recommended dosages and guidelines for whom to administer it to and whom to not administer it to. Let's say that we can only treat 1/3 of potential mortalities with chloroquine, if we actually were able to reduce the death rate by 1/3, even that would make a big difference in our ability to treat and handle the disease. Maybe it would also move patients out of the hospital quicker to make room for new incoming patients. Just because it's not a risk-free treatment or suitable for all patients doesn't mean it can't be a big help in the war against the coronavirus among other medical interventions and quarantine efforts.

>futures
holy shit some people are literally betting on absolute doom lmao

>>17971632
I had 26k in SPY PUTS for April. They closed at 40K.

>>17971670
It's fucked isn't it. I'm balls deep in MRO and XOM. FUCK my life dude. Staying long though I don't give a fuck.

>>17971658
NO FAGGOT, MONDAY WILL BE BLOOD RED AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO CASH OUT WHILE TRUMP SUPPORTING RETARDS KILL EACH OTHER FOR TOILET PAPER.

>>17969343
Newfag here
Do I buy inverse ETFs now or do I wait for the stimulus?

>>17971640
>Boeing
>not Nationalized

Matter of time now. If they get a shit deal, it might drop some more

>>17971581
he's right. and I'm kind of excited about it

>>17971676
I thought today was going to be a pump because everyones going to load up on puts.

SPY is trading more negative in after hours.

>>17971581
Turn off the news and go for a walk.
There have always been sub-prime car loans.
The flu is just that - a flu.
Remember the (((media))) hype and fear over any of the stupid shit that has come along and been drilled in our heads? Russia collusion!! Racist kids smiling at an Indian! IMPEACHMENT!!!!!! Just the next news cycle, but this time they've gone too far and made people shit their pants and go buy toilet paper.
Housing and stock markets have ballooned and people have been retarded. Missing a few weeks of work over insanity by the media and State govts getting Federal Free Money has brought them back to normal.

>>17971550
Surely the market for arcades isn't gone forever. It's just a really bad time for these businesses.

>>17971696
You wait until next week when the job numbers come out thursday.

>>17971500
This. Things will not get better until at least mid-May, and depending on how fucked the economy is from damage to the debt bubble and lost jobs, we might be looking at a bear market until 2021.

Why the fuck are futures open?

>>17971724
and DAX is mooning, what and how the fuck. germany is shutting down next week.

>>17971754
try august bullbro

>>17971675
im like two weeks out from expy.

How do we help her? Will sacrificing the sexual energy of /smg/ help spread her quicker and kill the stock market faster?

>>17971740
America is about to gone forever and so is capitalism you dumb bitch. APOLOGIZE!!!

>>17971581
>cashing out 401k
>implying those won’t be completely eaten up by the dive stocks are taking right now

>SQQQ up to $30 after hours
Literally all I did was buy SQQQ for Monday during the predictable Friday pump. It's literally free money.

>>17971764
To show us how FUCKED we are on Monday.

>>17971764
Just closed.

>>17971731
Kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger kike. I bet you think Trump got the wall built too. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>17971767
Oh you should see all the ratings downgrades that are being released right now.
Friday was bad. But I suspect monday will be even worse

this market is so fucking easy. what happens in europe happens in america after ten days. just place your bets accordingly

>>17969845
I don't understand the point of "robo-advisors" or what they do that can't be accomplished yourself or through buying low-expense ETFs or mutual funds, but I know Schwab, where I have my IRAs, has some kind of "Intelligent Portfolio" option. You could look into that.

>>17971764
futures are open 24/7 smartass
though that website only shows some more "official" derivatives

>>17971731
just plow your money into an index fund bro. that will show (((them)))

>>17971792
Kek that orange faggot is going to blow up his re-election and make everyone who ever supported him look like a dumbass. hahahaha!

>>17971782
I will never apologize to a perfect example of a lazy nigger.

iTS Finally Over

>>17971500
blah blah blah.. we have a long way to go... blah blah blah.. we have a long way to go... blah blah blah.. we have a long way to go...

Idk why man.. but i'm starting to think we have a long way to go

>>17969343
Monday is gonna drop, and then congress will announce the stimulus
At that very moment sell and buy cheapies on the up

>>17971165
>war time president effect
>vindicated on china
>strong god-emperor, almost nat soc like response to chinamen flu
Chinks and commies btfo

My chest feels really tight and I feel like I can't take a full breath, is it over?

>>17971825
trump was fun but this depression is even better. what a time to be alive, fucking hell guys

You did it, Jerome!

>>17971845
It's yet to begin.

>>17971792
>>17971825
trump is outflanking biden from the left and swooping up millions of bernie bros who are angry with the DNC, and pelosi is apparently doing everything in her power to shrink biden's base by being to the right of the GOP on helicopter money
you're fucked, GOP is unironically shifting into national socialism and fox news is moving the boomers that direction as well
this gets ugly for you in 6 months
italian crematoriums are already at maximum capacity

Haha Haha! Anyone not retarded would apologize right now. Your money is about to be worthless!

>>17971807
Normies literally don't want to do anything themselves. If you have even a tiny bit of initiative and curiosity you'd download something like Robinhood or Wealthsimple and pick companies you like.

>>17971845
What's your temperature?

>>17971845
just the flu bro

Fitch and moodys are changing ratings on a metric fuckton of companies that have reported their earnings.
Hint: It's all negative.

Im ready for cheapies on monday

>Senators dumping stock left and right after receiving closed-door briefings
>Bulltards still buying
>The people at the highest echelons of government with access to some of the most secretive and classified information are dumping
>Bulltards still buying

Oh my God.

>>17971845
Does your head hurt a little?

>>17971778
Job numbers supposed to come out next week. Just make sure they'll be bad enough and sell before or after depending on what you think the report will be.

>>17971845
You get a 48 hour break to rest your throat before resuming screaming on Monday.

Did futures already hit limit down?

>>17971098
>OIL IS CRASHING AND BURNING
It's a price war, anon. Likely wide range. Potential to briefly dip below $20. If you're trading this you either need to be yanking out profits immediately when they appear or have a series of low limit buys to set you up for a long hold. I have buys set at $17.50 and, kind of as a joke kind of who the hell knows what madness the futures traders might catch, $15.

>>17971869
the stock market has been crashing and recovering for several hundred years before marx was born retard

>>17971845
Could just be stress. I've been a little stressed too these past few days. Just learn to let go and relax.

>>17971822
I'm going all in on April 6 when the Fed money runs dry and people turn off the crocodile tears. 3,405 people have died in Italy. Out of 60 million people.
It's statistically nothing.

>18x leveraged SPX certs bought at 2400 for 10k€
I'm gonna COOM on Monday

>>17971845
Measure your temperature. If you don't have a fever you're fine, you're just anxious

t. had panic disorder

I'm waiting for the Fed to run out of ammunition before going all in shorting Treasury bonds, IG bonds and HY bonds. What the fuck alphabet soup does the Fed have left?

>>17971859
>>17971870
>>17971878
>>17971893
>>17971897
My skin feels warm and I've been kinda coughing but nothing too crazy...

>>17971892
Which senators are selling stocks source?

>U.S WORSE THEN ITALY
>U.S WORSE THEN ITALY
>U.S WORSE THEN ITALY
>U.S WORSE THEN ITALY

>>17971868
http://piketty.pse.ens.fr/files/Piketty2018.pdf

>>17970188
Investing in SNSS is a risky proposition, as with any other research-phase drug company, because our profits at this point will come from things that are less certain becoming more certain. We can't know for sure that it will be proven successful, but we have some good reason to believe it will and we will have more news about its observed efficacy in the very near term. Certainly buying SNSS is much less stupid than whatever else everyone here is buying ("Look at the chart on BA and they're even getting bailed out! I better buy the dip!").

>>17971922
green monday youre a dead man walking

>>17971888
what the hell happened there?

>>17971933
see >>17971923
Even if you feel warm, that could still just be a symptom of anxiety. Measure your temperature

>>17971902
I’m seriously tempted to buy one of those natural gas ETFs.

If it’s the end of fracking, it’s going to make supply a lot harder to come by.

>>17971927
What bullets does the Fed still have left? This guy has HIV

>>17971936
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/488593-four-senators-sold-stocks-before-coronavirus-threat-crashed-market

>>17971936
omg how late are you

>>17971933
Jesus Christ lad you have bat aids for sure. Warm skin is what the Chinese Doctor who called this out was complaining about

>>17971941
US has better testing available than shitalians. Shitalians are also failing to add the tens of thousands of undiagnosed nursing home deaths into the total.

>>17971845
Had the same feeling for the last week.
Week before that I had a mad diarrhea and stomach problems.
Then it went away few days ago. What a puny fucking flu, you'll do just fine if you're even remotely /fit/
It truly is the boomer remover.

>>17969343
>>17971667
>>17971670

nope, oil will moon within 2 weeks

tee hee

I know something you don't know

>>17971922
these leveraged ctfs are addicting and ridiculous
there was a 15x dax cert that dropped to 1, then mooned to 80 today before close. imagine managing to fucking buy that dip. literally 80x your money

>>17970188
I put like $8 into SNSS for memes, maybe it'll turn out well, if not it's literally $8

>>17971978
No you don't lmao, you just have more ICU beds.

>>17971988
I know you certainly aren't seeing ratings on these stonks.

>>17971691
Cali, Illinois, NY, and Jersey are basically closing, while US-EU death tolls are gonna soar, as will infections. If that doesn't kick in Monday with a drop below 18k, I will be genuinely surprised.

>>17971987
WTF IVE UNIRONICALLY HAD THE SHITS FOR 2 WEEKS. DO I HAVE BAT AIDS TOO?

>>17971380
We should all heed this advice. While my company has said there are no plans to eliminate any positions any time soon, on my part, I'm going to avoid dumping too much extra into my mortgage payments in order to make sure that, should things take a turn for the worse to the point that I do lose my employment income, I am able to continue making the minimum mortgage payments for several months. Stay safe, everyone.

>>17971988
>that image
I KNEW THOSE FUCKING PLANT FUCKERS WERE BEHIND THIS

>>17971951
Just business as usual in Clown World.

>>17972012

>>17971988
I put $40 into USO on a bet that
1. Trump won't let his precious oil industry go bankrupt
2. The FSB and CIA are probably tripping over each other to kill Mohammed bin Goatfucker right now

>>17971941
What a shit graph. Puts Italy as a baseline for days that haven't even occured yet. The whole country is on lock down and you assume the exponential growth willl continue???

>>17971847
This*1000
I knew it would be impossible to kick out all the fucking beaners, but it would have been nice. At the very least he could have tried to make English the official language. Instead he kiked himself out, hard. No surprise there though, they could drug him or just threaten to kill and replace him with a double if he gets out of line for all we know. I wouldn't fucking doubt it.

A depression is great too. I hope lots of faggots lose their faggot jobs. I'd gladly live on the street if it meant everyone I hated had too as well.

>>17972020
Not out of the question. I'm experiencing smoother bowels recently but it could be stress and bad diet changes too. No need to panic.

>>17972012
I know right!

It'd have to be something pretty major... something very very major.

>>17971920
it's just starting in italy as well you idiot. only some cities are hit hard. the hospitals are breaking down, and people have to be quarantined with their dead relatives. the only way to stop the spread is to stop everything, which kills the economy,

just thagt you think you know what happens on april 6th tells me your an idiot.

>>17971969
Not late at all comrades, I just need more material to prove to you porkie cock sucking faggots that capitalism is dead and cheetoh jesus won't save you. Apologize now and the workers of the world might forgive you.

>>17971988
just in time for gush to go from 3x to 2x. damn rats.

>>17972040
>The whole country is on lock down and you assume the exponential growth willl continue???

The whole country is not on "Lock down", italy on the other hand is and it's doing nothing to stop it, the graph is shit probably because it's way to conservative.

I thought today was supposed to be the pump and Monday the dump. Or is the Monday bear still happening? Will that be the lowest point?

This is the real story, not equities. S&P/Moody's asleep at the wheel again https://youtu.be/mwdo17GT6sg?t=132

>>17972038

That's what I thought too anon until I spent 2 days digging and their continued collab didn't make sense...

But its not that at all.

>literally everything in the red
who /cope/ here

>>17972054
let's play 20 questions

does it involve a tragic accident and the king of saudi arabia

>>17971988
Inb4 Blumfph says something absolutely batshit to pump oil

>>17972083
Monday pump after stimulus bill is approved, then dump all week

>>17971933
I had it. srs, did the test and everything. felt like a very mild flu with weird symptoms. like being dizzy and light sensitive. almost no fewer and coughing. i'm 28.

>>17969413
Underrated. I wish more bakers were like you

>>17971978
Yea, nah. Italy was hit bad, but US is going to get hit like a third world country.

It´s beyond obvious that Mutts simply don´t have the discipline or the infrastructure required to deal with this.

Well, at least the futures are doing well.

>>17971787
>waiting for 55+

>>17971951
Gambled on some last minute puts and won. I could have made hundreds more but i didn't want to lose it all.

>>17972061
remember what happened to your comrade rosa luxembourg when she decided to REEEEEEEEEEEEEE in the streets with her spartacist friends during a financial crisis

>>17971898
It's Friday. Pools closed.

>>17972020
It's possible. Some guy I talk to who lives in Texas has the same problems as I did.
His family is all sick with sudden stomach problems, which appeared this week.
Stomach problems have been listed as one symptom of this disease. If your chest starts feeling tight in the coming days and you feel like a cold is coming over then you might have it.
Just remember to take deep breaths to keep that lung capacity going and take a lot of C vitamin.
No anon is allowed to die now that the market is about to give us discount stocks this year. If you die the boomers have won.

>>17972131
Wtf are you talking about?

>>17972086
How can I LARP as Michael Burry and short corporate bond securities? Is there an inverse ETF?

>>17972124
>futures
>being well
>even implying a future

>>17972147
>commie retard doesnt know his own history
ngmi, literally ngmi

>>17972124
>

>>17971870
This sounds like a scam. They just buy index funds for you and charge you a 0.25% management fee on top of it. Just read the free materials on the Bogleheads website and set your brokerage account to automatically purchase mutual fund shares and rebalance as desired.

>>17972151
PUTS ON LQD. But beware. Feds and State might backstop corporate bonds to prevent economic chaos

>>17972168
>no source
I guess I'll just take your word retard.

>>17972168
>Surprised Communists are ignorant retards
I tried talking to one the other day but their head is so far up their ass it's insane. I guess at certain points I was hoping that person was pretending to be as retarded as they were.

>>17971581
I agree but kys you fucking commie nigger.

>>17972092
>>17972095
>>17972069
>>17972012
>>17972038

tell you what anons, if one of you can tell me which news stories are suddenly and inexplicably leading to dead links 30 mins after posting, you win a the prize and ill tell you.

I've found 6 so far, if you use your heads and come up with an alt theory for whats going on given Saudi and Trump are still inexplicably working together, you'll figure it out

>>17971468
They SHOULD go bankrupt
We need to bring back the free market.

>>17971724
What site is that? And why are there huge wicks? I thought only crypto had shit like that?

>>17971845
Take a deep breath and hold it for 10-15 seconds.

If you can do it without gasping for air you're fine.

>>17971988

>>17971576
>>17971740
D&b and some other places kept the spirit alive. Some arcade themed bars basically.

>>17971753
Why? Do you expect the market to rise for some reason? Why wait until we get bad data?

>>17972197
>ignores capitalism failing around him
Yeah we are the retards. That's sarcasm in case you were too stupid to read into it.

>>17972199
ooh another mysterious q.
just tell us your stupid theory bitch

>>17971845
I had something like that and almost had a panic attack... Turns out it was just a panic attack. Stay calm

>>17971565
Just abolish the Fed and let these shitstains go bankrupt. Newer, more competent owners would take over

Half the economy is zombie companies that need to fail, these scumbags shouldn't be in charge of these companies.

>>17972173
It's literally for normies who are scared of buying anything themselves, they just want to put money in an account and see green line go up. That's as far as they go. They don't read that shit. They don't even know what an index fund is.

>>17972210
It won’t be the execs that fucked up who suffer from that. It’ll be the workers all along the supply chain. And the future generations who only fly on airbus planes and the new Chinese commercial airliners that are under development.

>>17972199
If you tell us, you're liable for insider trading. I just don't believe you in general.

>>17972090
Bro I've been nothing but red for like 2-3 weeks. The last overall green I had was ONTX which finally gave ground last week sometime I think.

>California and Pennsylvania last night
>New York this morning
>Illinois and Nevada this afternoon
B-Bros? How fucking hard is shit going to drop on Monday?

>>17972240
people saying capitalism is over is a sign to get ready to buy. when msn talks about it go all in. trust me, I was arounf in 08

so what's the forecast for monday?

>>17972240
>There's never been a crash before
See >>17971917
Not to mention it's a virus from a communist country, which covered it up for the first month and bribed WHO to lie about it's severity the second month in communist fashion.

>>17972240
Except I made money today you fucking retard, what have you done today? Sniffed your own farts?

>>17972240
China's communist practices caused this pandemic. They ignored early reports of the virus so they could drag the world down with them. Centralization, which communism demands, is the culprit.

>>17972267
>Nevada
We closed our shit two days ago

>>17972210
Based and Schiffpilled

Bad companies need to go bust so that the billionaires lose, then the company gets taken under new management and they start over with a fresh slate

Germany is lying through it's ass

SPY down 2 points in after hours trading.

>>17972168
>>commie retard doesnt know his own history
Not the cummie, but Spartakusaufstand didn´t happen during a financial crisis. Check yourself before you shart yourself, mutt.

>>17971845
I've had a feeling of congestion, sometimes a burning feeling in my chest. I really hope it's just allergies and not the coronavirus, but I suspect it's not coronavirus at this point. I feel like I've been getting better.

1. Relax. With the coronavirus fears and market volatility it's easy for anxiety to affect you more than you realize. Stay positive. I think anxiety was exacerbating my chest symptoms and giving me heartburn.
2. Drink plenty of water.
3. Get a good night's sleep.
4. Engage in moderate exercise.
5. Consider taking an expectorant like Mucinex, and do whatever else you need to do to manage the chest congestion.

If you really feel like you're having a hard time breathing and not getting enough air, then seek medical attention. If you're just feeling some tightness, like I said, try getting a little aerobic exercise. The other day, I think the anxiety was really getting to me, and just pedaling on a stationary bike at moderate intensity for a half hour made a huge difference.

>tfw could have bought SRTY at 40
>and 43
>and 45
>ended up buying at 49.7
))))))))))
Fuck oilfags

Corona in Chinese actually means opportunity.
An opportunity to grow, not only financially but closer to your family as well. Let us all thank Corona Chan for being best girl.

>>17972267
I think Oklahoma is emergency state now too. Expect texas to be next.

This was a /biz/ prediction.
Remember this as you browse

>>17972245
>>17972262

Why don't you try clicking on the article in this link.

https://flipboard.com/article/training-in-iraq-halted-smaller-bases-consolidating-some-coalition-troops-homew/f-049f7f2b78%2Fmilitarytimes.com

Then make a guess about what it means.

>>17972296
They don't count it as a coronavirus death if the person had a preexisting condition

>>17972287
>They ignored early reports of the virus so they could drag the world down with them
You mean suppressed. China acted quickly and disappeared all the people who leaked it. Then they had WHO, which they heavily fund, lie for them. Now they're having their refugees go to the factories and are lying about bouncing back already. They lie constantly and we'll never know how severe this is until it's over.

>>17972267
Literally every stock you own will plummet
Put but limits at half of what it is today lmao

>>17971988
you aren't the only one who knows what I think you know

>>17972267
Right now DOW futures are at -992.
Fitch and moodies are currently issuing ratings downgrades on a bunch of companies which have released their earnings reports.
With the Russia Saudi price war, the oil is currently cratering as well.
When it comes to meme time, SPY is down 2 points to 226 in after hours trading.
Meanwhile delta is no longer issuing dividends and is tapping their credit lines.
How hard is shit going to drop on monday?
Hard. A lot of investors are currently pulling from the markets and building their bottom shopping list. And frankly, I'm building up funds to get in on those bottom buys myself.

>>17972316
>Kazhar milkers
I will not be tempted

the worst thing about happenings like this is how /x/ posters leave their containment board

>>17971923
>Measure your temperature. If you don't have a fever you're fine, you're just anxious
>t. had panic disorder

This is good advice to keep in mind. I've been having chest symptoms (most likely due to allergies or some non-COVID-19 illness) that have been exacerbated by anxiety. The rational part of my brain isn't freaking out at all so the anxiety wasn't obvious to me at first, but clearly, with everything going on, the anxiety was causing me to feel a lot worse than I should. You might be affected more by anxiety than you realize right now. Take good care of yourself and get some exercise.

Aaaaaaaa I doubted myself bobros! Had I gone all in with what I had in my brokerage account today I'd have gone up like $1500. Had I had my entire savings account there I'd have made 25k in a single day. 25k! I could stay a NEET a whole year. I'd have made back my loss from when I shorted last year. I even had solid reasons for the companies I wanted to short but I doubted myself after my huge loss last year when I was throwing it around willy nilly!

Bobros who else missed their chance at making easy money?

>>17972240
>1637 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>1720 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>1792 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Panics of 1819-1866
>it's the end of capitalism!
>OG Black Friday 1869
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Panic of 1873
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Panics of 1893-1907
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Great Depression
>it's the end of capitalism!
>1962 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Black Monday 1987
>it's the end of capitalism!
>90s crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Dotcom bubble
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Great Financial Crisis
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Euro debt crisis
>it's the end of capitalism!
>2018 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>2020 Kung Flu Fighting
>it's the end of capitalism!
Do you see a pattern

Anyone else selling BA puts? Made 1100 last week selling an 85 and 75 strike. Sold an 80 strike for next week today for $650, plan on selling a 75 or 70 strike on Monday depending on what happens this weekend

Well I was bored at work, sitting in my cubical with nothing to do. Thanks to the virus my workload has fallen biggly so this is like a damn vacation to me, just go in put my feet up and do nothing and still get paid. Loaded up e-trade. Bought more cheap stocks. Bought some CCL. Thanks to the pending Govt check all my trades will be covered with plenty to spare so hey I'm not really out anything so fuck it. P.S - He gave you a very nice gift today, goddamn look that yield, over 7% and still sporting a fat divvy of 0.52 x 4. I hope you didn't delay to jump onboard to get saved. Let His fat divvy save you while He's still cheap as hell, you'll be glad when your old and sitting in your rocking chair.

>>17972296
they really are. especially with that fake ass shit +8% open this morning

>>17972318
US troops are being pulled home to work domestically, and they'll be leaving oilfields behind because martial law will be implemented soon. That doesn't suggest good things for oil.

>>17972370
>comparing 1600 hundreds mercantilism with 21 century capitalism

Kek get fucked low IQ retard

>>17972318
That's a big assertion but meaningless if you can't back it up with evidence. You're saying something will happen based on prediction. Not based upon troop movements of any interested party.

Further, I don't bother with commodities. Securities and straight stocks as well as futures and forex sure but fuck commodities.

>>17972219
thinkorswim for ameritrade users

>>17972370
It was a pretty close call during the Great Depression, you got to admit.

>>17972363
>Bobros who else missed their chance at making easy money?
I went pretty much all in when TVIX hit the bottom today, but sold when it was like 80% the way up it's climb because I was afraid of a pump at the end. Then the dump happened.

>>17972333

*wink wink*

>>17971845
do you smoke? are you overweight? are you like really old? if the answer is no, no and no : chill out Nigger. Do some exercise like that other Nigger suggested.

>>17972398
>Cherry picked one thing and ignored everything else
In true leftard fashion. I always can tell when someone is far-retarded-left just by the way they talk and act. You're like drones.

>>17972397

obviously not.

>>17971083
Stop buying snake oil, it just don't work. Period

>>17972398
>stock markets have been surviving crashes for literally 400 years
>that doesn't count
>but a 100 year old dead kraut's writings on turn of the last century economics is totally relevant and viable
Marx didn't write a single word about computers because there were no computers. Marxism is literally two industrial revolutions out of date.

>>17971922
>>17971990
How do you pick your certs? Any issuer you prefer or do you not look at it at all? (heard some bad things about vontobel)

Still balls deep in dax bear certs, made me 280% last week, today wasnt fun but its already dumping to zero as we speak

>>17972446
>Capitalism
>Printing endless amounts of currency

Your stupidty is of such profoundsness I wont bother (youing) anymore

>>17972363
I sold sqqq at 24.50 thinking it would be a short squeeze

Guys, i have premium of seeking alpha and im not really convinced its worth it, should i buy premium for investing.com ? anybody has any ideas ? even fuckin morningstar makes more sense with their fair value...

>>17972460
Immense cognitive dysfunction

GUYS
IM GONNA DO IT

DO I SELL MY MICROSOFT AND BUY MORE FNGD AND SRTY??!!??!

Pfizer also really tempting...

>>17972416
>pump at the end.
Was also expecting a pump at the end but got scared of it not happening. Got 1 small put I was investigating. Pussied out so hard all I got was 1 cheap but "reasonable" put.

>>17972460
Never even said I wasnt a capitalist, but this shit is over, cant believe you guys are so slow.

>>17972480
Half of the crashes he mentioned came after we were taken off the gold standard.
>I wont bother (youing) anymore
Of course because you're making an idiot of yourself and you need to do your best to get out while still deluding yourself into thinking you're actually smart before you take more beatings.

>>17972397
Hmmm... you're on the right track but keep going further.

>>17972480
You're actually right here, but it also disproved your dumb Marxism for the same reason. John Stuart Mill couldn't have come close to imagining the modern system of global production and finance. Neither could Marx. Modern problems require modern solutions, not whining about 70s imperialism and felating century-dead philosophers.

>>17972502
>Srty at the high

>>17972521
>Oh no im gonna take beatings on 4chan

Nice bait, i lost

>>17972451
Nothing in the picture the Anon posted said it doesn't work. It just spelled out the potential risks and that it wasn't a suitable intervention for all patients. Why don't you post some sources that say that chloroquine is ineffective in treating coronavirus?

>>17972355

>>17972476
I use Nordnet and theirs are notoriously unreliable. I haven't had any problems though just a lot of people complaining in a local discord channel.

The tax payer will not bail out this bank.

>>17972496
Would you care to present any argument other than waving a little red book and jacking off to a run of the mill once-a-century crash? Because that's literally all you've done.

>>17972544

New thread:

>>17972584
>>17972584
>>17972584

>>17972521
>take more beatings
Kek. Thanks for the laugh anon.

>>17972578
Wait until monday, bud

>>17972572
drop that trash, and avanza, get a saxobank account or interactive brokers since you are a swedefag / scandifag

>>17972089
stop being cryptic you fucking cunt and spill the beans

at what point will it be enough for bobos? spy down to 100, and the few thousand you made becomes worthless because america is fucked?

>>17972523
You're suggesting the US will seize and nationalize it's own oil production from private companies?

Those companies would be ruined, I certainly wouldn't want to invest in them.

>>17972173
>This sounds like a scam. They just buy index funds for you and charge you a 0.25% management fee on top of it. Just read the free materials on the Bogleheads website and set your brokerage account to automatically purchase mutual fund shares and rebalance as desired.
It's good for normie-tier "investors" who want to invest their money, but haven't the fortitude or constitution to figure shit out on their own

>>17972575
You are a moron. It is a law of nature that passively-managed mutual fund tracking US-stock indices are guaranteed to go up 12% per year in perpetuity. Have fun staying poor and squandering all your money on broker commissions.

>>17972411
fair enough. just rmbr I told u so.

>>17972476
i pick from my own bank issued and any connected for free commission and whichever highest are available because i'm a degenerate gambler
yes, vontobel is dogshit and will randomly shut down and stop being the market maker despite having zero information about this in their prospect, or not update prices properly
>>17972572
unreliable how? they, mgs and ava are the best ones

>>17972617
>My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.

>>17972617
Until capitalism is dead and you wannabe porkie cock suckers die!

>>17972612

you'll find out soon enough :), rmbr I warned u

>>17972628
It just seems stupid if you're putting the majority of your savings into some service to have no idea what's happening with it other than you're "investing" it. It's like, I pay for TurboTax to help me do my taxes, but I at least try to keep up with tax brackets, what credits and deductions I get, etc. I understand that some people might not want to think about either, but if Anon posted in here, surely he's not one of those people.

>>17972664
all i know is i'm balls deep in oil right now and if you're wrong i will hunt you down and cut you

>>17972653
From my experience in the last two weeks, morgan stanley also stopped a lot of certs specifically of s&p whenever it was dumping hard, or their price was just plain wrong, dax too but only for higher factors >10

>>17972707
as am I. it will pay off. t minus 14 days.

>>17972534
YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING HIGHER STILL?

>>17972749
they only stopped selling x20 ones, but still bought if you kept them. leverage unchanged. it's in the prospect
price is not wrong, the problem is you bunch of noobs held overnight, lost one night, then kept holding without knowing how the leverage works (crabbing makes the certs useless)

>>17971687
No you're just poor.

>>17972617
Only another 6 months or so :-)

>>17972943
got an update for today?
Did S&P 500 even exist in 1920's?

>>17973276
No, it's some faggot chart made by some guy who watches too many loony tunes.