/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ok guys none-memeing aside, we are in a lagg fase which means the actual numbers of infections reported today is like in reality from 15 days ago when the person first got the corona virus, to know todays actual infections you need hindsight vision into 15 days later.

Meaning this shit is gonna hit the fan even worse than it is now, good thing is that if America actually manages the social distancing and people staying at home most of it is going to recover so there is that. For now just enjoy the dip until Corona becomes of the past (If the orange retard actually gives the reigns to Pence and stops talking).

More information about this you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCa0JXEwDEk

Are we just gunna stay flat all day?

>>17966666

>>17966669
eod pump

what's the weekend play bobos

>>17966669
*snibs you*

Is buy options (puts in particular expiring a month out) dumb on fridays?

Bearfags, redpill me on bobo

CRABS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FUCKING SHITS
I NEED CHEAP PUTS FOR THE BLOODBATH NEXT WEEK

QUICK SHOULD I BUY TVIX AT 500?

>>17966662
>good thing is that if America actually manages the social distancing and people staying at home most of it is going to recover so there is that

Italy did it way before than Amerimutts

>>17966663
>Manufacturing isn't back breaking labor you twit, it's only like that in sweatshops in China. In America it's all robots and protip: robots don't get sick and don't spread foreign diseases to their host country.
And that's why America can't compete with chink prices. It's not like burger workers can produce higher quality shit than chink workers. It's all the same now

I officially hate crabs my god damn spy puts are down 20% and they don’t expire for a month

>>17966691
Greed is a sin Anon, remember that

>>17966698
hug me, squeeze me... tug at my fur

what do you think frens, is this the catalyst for widespread automation of all jobs?

Is IV going to be high today? Should I buy 3/27 puts now or Monday morning?

>>17966696
*Is buying

>>17966701
literally flipping a coin will give you a better answer than this board

>>17966698
bobo always wins in the end

>>17966662
One month is when we will have a realistic set of numbers and a clear idea of how many are infected because the chinks are lying bastards

Reminder that if trends hold up this kind of sideways action will continue for a few more days before another round of selloffs. We aren't near the bottom yet, but the initial panic selling has reduced the exchanges a lot.

>>17966727

i got laid off todaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17966662
Social distancing will only slow the spread, not stop it. See my post from the last thread. >>17966344

>>17966699
slow abd steady wibs de race :DDD

>>17966721
This is what I'm worried about too fren

>>17966696
You can get 4/17 puts at practically half off from a crash day, and we will definitely have one more when cnn starts airing footage of stacks of bodies in America

WITCHING HOUR SOON

>>17966662
You retard you realize this is a super highly infectious disease that's been around a lot longer than we thought since China has been covering it up since November and we don't even have enough tests so they should be saved for people we need like our doctors. Chances are a lot of us probably already have it, we just won't know until probably summer and the good thing about it is that it will probably drive the mortality rate down once we see how many people already had this and didn't die.

>>17966699
Crabs are driving IV down and giving you cheaper puts than we’ve seen in a minute. Holy shit this board is retarded.

I seriously hope no one bought puts today. You will lose a LOT of money on Monday if you did.
Fair warning

5k more to finally be able to day trade and fuck crabs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY ARE SMALL CAPS GOING UP!!??!!

BECAUSE THEY BENEFIT MORE FROM $1000 THAN LARGE CAPS?!?! DO THEY HAVE LESS INFLATED VALUATIONS?!? AREN'T THEY THE LEAST LIKELY TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS???

>>17966640
*sipping intensifies*

>>17966744

Yes I know, I never said stopping the virus. Likely 70% of the people are going to get infected and the reason for social distancing etc is just so the peak isn't crazy that 1000 people are hospitalized outside cause there is no spot, they just are doing this slow the infection rate but people will still get infected.

What's an extra $15 billion?
BBRRRRRRRR

>>17966717
Maybe, no matter what this will change everything. Even if corona turns into nothing the damage is don’t to western economies. This is unironically a once in the lifetime market crash.

gg

>relying on fed poomps and some washed up orange Neo-Con making speeches to keep the economy afloat

THE DILAPIDATED SHITSTAINED KEKSHED SHANTYTOWN FORMERLY KNOWN AS BULLKEKS

>>17966707
No American products are passable on a very low bar but the Chinese products are absolute cheap garbage. Please just go to main land china and see how they eat gutter oil and produce garbage steel with a shit ton of impurities.

>>17966755
The issue is the iv tho. Literally a 50% drop. How much do i lose come monday is what im worried about

>>17966744
nice post

>>17966778

How are my Leafbros shorting this market? Trading USD or CAD?

>>17966778
>Putholders are gonna lose money on a bloody Monday
Too cocky b-ll

IV crush is gonna rape all of you, this volatility is not sustainable

>>17966668

I' m on the VelocityShares website and i dont see anything about UWT and DWT being delisted. got a link?

>>17966743
Should have gotten yourself a real job and been useful nigger.

Damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orErZo4gJ20

>>17966778
Provides no reason...

>>17966799
>American products are passable on a very low bar but the Chinese products are absolute cheap garbage
Anon all of those "american products" ARE chinese products. Iphones ARE chinese. They're manufactured in china, can you tell that the quality is poor? Apparently not

>>17966767

I agree 100% with you, the reason it exploded in Italy is that it was already going for weeks before we even were talking about the first infection in Europe, probably infected by Chines tourists as well. I don't see how my reasoning contradicts yours though so please don't call your basedbro a retard.

>>17966799
Except they don't just make Chinese products but all of ours too. You think they just get some lazy ass Americans to churn out gazillions of iPhones and PS4s?

>>17966806
The IV is the reason they’re so cheap. Swinging 2% is the most stable performance we’ve seen from the S&P all month, sadly enough

>>17966744
Yeah if they play this out for as long as they seem to be, the economic impact is going to kill many more people than the actual virus
Good post

If 3pm hits, Will Robinhood sell immediately? Can you sell yourself after? Can you request them not to sell for you?

>>17966818
this
folks need to lrn2greeks

WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT WITCHING?
>WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT WITCHING?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT WITCHING?
>WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT WITCHING?

>>17966825
The rate the deaths have gone up is impressive 600 a day is a big a

>>17966690
>eod pump
There's always sell off on friday, if not literally EOD then after hours

>>17966793
WE'RE FUCKED

Noob here when’s the best time to buy stock into airlines?

I understand that ETF decay is an issue, however would it be possible to hit thousands of dollars a share for SPXS or SQQQ by holding until the end of the month?

How did SQQQ hit 19k a share in 2010?

Stop right there, buddy. This market is for us crabs.

Started nibbling on IBM for the long.

>>17966793
but did we get greenland?

>>17966815
to afraid to convert

>>17966784
Read this, it's literally impossible to "flatten the curve" enough to prevent hospitals from collapsing totally. It's going to happen unless and only unless there are full quarantines put in place, which we're not going to do.
https://medium.com/@joschabach/flattening-the-curve-is-a-deadly-delusion-eea324fe9727

At this rate the dow is gunna pump first, the nasdaq is chickenshit

once italy hits more total cases than china it won't be a good view

t. spainfag. we're kinda fucked too. today a positive woman spat on 2 civil guards because they were going to arrest her

>>17966851
1 hour before close

>>17966859
The rate of new cases to new deaths is over 10% now

>>17966868
We did three days ago

>>17966744
Excellent post man. I agree that this is ultimately a good thing. Shane I am over exposed to oil. I think long term that will pay off though

Give me a good put or call for $25

>>17966871
I’m going to shit post so fucking hard when all of the total retards that still went on spring break this week kill their parents in a month

>>17966837
You think the Chinese buy that shit over there? No they are too cheap ironically to buy the shit they make for Americans, this is why I say you should go there. You have retarded chink kids trading their kidneys for a fucking ipad.

>>17966871

I live in the Netherlands which is a small country and people are taking it seriously unlike Americans(Sorry broskis) so you might be right that for a country like America it is already too late but for nordic countries and the countries surrounding which did take immediate action it probably did flatten the curve even if it was a little bit.

>>17966877
Worse of all the virus spread heavily in your capital, at least in Rome they have an actual chance of keeping the numbers low.

>>17966868
They have a robot hospital so Greenland is bugged anyway.

>>17966898
SPY $500c 4/1

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

>>17966893
The casualty ratio will increase as hospitals begin to get overwhelmed this isn’t even close to a peak

>>17966898
No

UTW any good?

>>17966818
SHOULD I WAIT TILL MONDAY?

chances of SPY pump at end of day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTa7nFHstHM

>>17966930
didn't mexico close the borders before already?

>>17966895
Same, I bought a bunch of oil stocks last week way too early, now I'm just playing the puts game until I have more cash to DCA again. But it'll pay off in the end when oil returns to $40+.

>>17966946

0

>>17966895
>>17966744
On the one hand, the boomers won't be able to do anymore damage and destroy the demographics, employment, and housing of the west with 'cheap labour', but on the other, half the based rednecks are boomers, and gen X and Y have too many scumbag SJW's...

>>17966943
Fuck, I mean UWT.

>>17966871
Ironically it might be a good idea to get yourself infected now before the system is overwhelmed to go through this relatively safely and gain immunity before everything collapses.

>>17966943
Delisted soon

>>17966943
Would also like to know. Also what about ERX? ans USO? or GUSH?

>>17966946
100%

>>17966911
In costal regions in the US no one took it seriously and kept up the “it’s just a flu bro”

>>17966877
HOLA, DEBO DE COMPRAR UN "PUT" EN EL STOCK DE SANTANDER? VA BAJAR MAS?
t. gringo

>>17966929
$500 call for onions doesn't exist on April first.

>>17966950
brainlet noob here. what oil stocks did you buy

this is fucking boring
is this what stonks are normally like?

>>17966985
Tesla

>>17966963
You underestimate how conservative zoomers are, my kid told me that his class constantly makes fun of black people and they all love Trump and he's only in the 5th grade.

>>17966669
Seems like it. Although it's a good indication that we've finally hit bottom, the oasis island of three weeks swimming in an ocean of blood.

>>17966781
*snib*

>>17966793
OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17966815
>shorting the bottom

>>17966943
>UTW
No, but get UWT

>>17966950
You did better than me I started DCAing when oil was in the 40s I'm down over 10% but fuck it whatever I was in long anyway.

>>17966973
It has to be under 1 dollar for 30 days to begin delisting—it’s been 5. Reverse split is more likely

>>17966640
Whats the likelihood of a EOD Pump.

I am wondering if I should change the limit of my Russ short order from 40 to 43

>>17966931
>nurses get tired
>more cases
>resources burning at a faster rate
Anyone who thinks this won't be kicking off is a pleb of the highest order.

>>17966950
should I buy GUSH or stick to USO and Exxon?

>>17966981
tonces que parce

>>17966973
Not even a reverse split?

>>17966990
>can't admire a crab market day
Go take your adderall zoomer

>>17967010
Trump said this is under control. I dont think there's a reason to panic yet.

>>17966990
in a normal market stocks are even more boring. this isn't crypto.

>>17966963
this chaos will cleanse that scum out. That is why you must be selfish until you see ourguys out and about. This isn't a sprint.

>>17966990
This is way more exciting than a normal day of trading

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"Hey anon watch where you're going"

>>17966995
My kid works at nintendo and he told me youre a faggot

Are rivers richer then normal banks because they have 2 banks?

>>17966995
>they all love Trump

WOAH MAGA AMERICA IS SAVED

holy shit this is like an early episode of DNSL game show.
STOCKS ARE LOW I REPEAT STOCKS ARE LOW.
YOU'RE ALL MY FAVOURITE EMPLOYEES

>>17967010
I keep seeing that nurses and doctors are getting infected. Going to be real bad when a good chunk of a nations medical staff can’t come in to work

>>17967020
Is this a jest?

>>17966909
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? The Filipino urchins who make Abercrombie and Fitch can't afford that shit either, the reason Western companies get millions of products made all the time is the factory owners in these countries will just tell their workers to fuck off if they dare even complain. The CIA fucking rigged Haiti's election because they were going to raise the minimum wage. You have no idea how manufacturing works.

>>17966843
Fuck nigger we can have this debt fund automation to the point we don't have to pay those chinks shit anymore or worry about their diseases and artificially cheap labor supply.

>>17966837
>thinking a country with a GDP per capital worse than Iran with a billion people can afford American products
This is why it helps to travel so you actually know what the rest of the world is like outside of this bubble in the west.

You'd have to be stupid not to realize which is the shittier bottle of water to drink, the one from China or the one from the US? Should be a no brainer.

well fuck now SPY is going up i already sold

>>17966996
>that we've finally hit bottom
How are bulls getting more delusional with time?

>>17967014
GUSH is a meme buy that has only a small chance of actually gaining its former glory back while the others are long term investments with smaller potential returns. So all in on GUSH naturally.

>>17966995
I wish that to be true, but I know it ain't. Zoomers have been indoctrinated by the MSM and SJW's their entire lives. Your kid is just reflecting your own views and managed to convince a few friends to quietly chuckle about black people. Every zoomer and younger that I've met have been completely brainwashed.

>>17967022
>>17967029
fuck sake i thought i'd found a new hobby

>>17966998
>I'm down over 10%
I'm down 27%. Although a good portion of that is PCG and BHC fucking my shit up because I didn't sell them for a profit when I had the chance. So maybe it's closer to 20%.

I'll just keep DCAing over the next year or two of crabbing after we hit bottom and do splendid over the next decade, I'm not seriously worried. It's just annoying that I ran out of cash so quickly.

>>17966999
check their website. it's being liquidated. dwt too.

>>17967026
damn i wanna play KoF now

Alright, so what THE FUCK are the plays for Monday? Trying to GODDAMN retire in my second decade in the summer here.
>F puts?
>GE puts?
>UUP calls?
>EWZ puts?
What fucking else?

how can the fed not pull a fucking rally with 1 TRILLION DOLLARS EVERY DAY

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-repo-daily/new-york-fed-pledges-to-offer-1-trillion-a-day-in-overnight-repo-loans-idUSKBN2143QS

How are people getting "unemployment numbers on thursday" from this? Is it that the site hasn't been updated since last week?

https://www.bls.gov/schedule/2020/03_sched.htm

>>17967085
buy a SPY put when it hits $250 at 3:45

Should I put a put order in SNSS for October $1

>>17967085
go back to plebbit for “plays”

>>17967065
To be fair at this point it does in fact appear that SOME sectors are either at or very near bottom. Oil large caps are pretty much completely bottomed out, there's MAYBE another temporary 10% down left in them. I believe they are beginning to decouple from the S&P especially on red days.

What are we closing at

TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PUMP DAY, YET I SEE NO PUMPING OF ANY SORTS

did you took your money out?

>>17967080
i'm on their website and i don't see this being delisted.

>>17967077
Same. If I didn't buy a fucking shitton of MRO at 3.50 I'd be in the 20% + down territory too. Fucking RDS-B and BP

>>17967080
Where?
https://www.velocityshares.com/etns/product/uwt/

>>17967120
>bank only allows 1k withdraw each day
>have to withdraw 1k at a time

>>17966743
What nonessential service were you providing

>>17967117
pump ended at 11

>>17967120
My wife just did. Not all of it of course, but "just some cash to have on hand".

THIS ISNT FUNNY, SOMEONE START BUYING SO I CAN LEAVE YOU HOLDING THE BAG MONDAY

>>17966995
desu yea
its either this, or the total opposite
total polarization of opinions
everyone just trying to piss off one another, or their teachers/muh superiors, with their opinions
ebin trololololing style

fucking retards are too little to realize that differing opinions shouldnt even BE a reason to get upset

>>17967117
last 20 minutes will be straight pumping

>>17967117
I think you were mistaken, it's a DUMP day
HAHAHHAAH

If you were a nurse would you choose to work with virus patients for $90/hr?

>>17967055
Kek ok segway into a different subject all together but whatever keep thinking the stuff Chinks use for themselves will ever be as good of quality as American products. I think you don't have a clue what you are trying to say when it comes defending chink products being as good as American ones. You realize they just copy our tech and make their own phones and apps which are shittier than ours right? They have their own products they just suck at producing quality. You see it in their architecture too and everything else, the Chinese don't give a shit about the detail but in the end the devil is in the details which is why they always get fucked like they do.

>>17967120
nah I sent thousands from my bank account to my TDA like a chad
don't be a scared cunt

>>17967085
SPY calls
go for it
trust me

>>17967141
apparently bank tellers are seething when people do this

>>17967120
Already transferred everything to my investment accounts and coinbase. All that's left is next month's rent.

I do have some cash though just in case, but I'm really hoping places will start accepting BTC in a true emergency.

Still up by $100 bucks due to CCL. Heh. Thanks for the cheapies.

INB4 EOD Pump and it fucking fails like every poomp before it

>>17967049
It will only get worse, yes. As the numbers increase of patients, you will lose nurses to fatigue/illness. Eventually people will just die waiting or at their homes causing more turmoil as dead bodies can create diseases not seen in a century. Then you have to react to that and that then takes the Nations resources toll. I'm English so no guns but if you are a burger and don't have a gun then what the fuck is wrong with you?

I already means on the way just in case but a gun would be good.

>>17967156
jah

>>17967146
Increasingly differing opinions are in fact a reason to get upset. Even with lifelong friends and family.

>>17966793
No way, this cannot be true. NOOOOOOO!

>>17967121
from the newsroom link

>>17967142
No one here is dumb enough to buy. You're stuck relying on delusional and desperate boomers at this point for a EOD pump. Pretty much a 50/50 on that though. Go flip a coin and let me know how it goes.

>>17967166
what, for making them do their job?

>>17967128
dont listen to this faggot>>17967080

no where on their website does it say UWT is getting delisted. faggot just doesnt want you making 3x on your money when oil bounces back

>>17967162
FUCKING THIS!!

not sure why people keep money in the bank.. Put it straight into investments

MONDAY WILL BE GREEN. I AM LOADING UP ON CALLS AS WE SPEAK. EXPECT RICHES AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL. MY GRANDKIDS WILL GET A NICE INHERITANCE. THANK YOU.

The chingalings buy the SE version of apple iphone products

>>17967159
Nobody's talking about whether their own technology is better you retard, you were the one who said we can just bring all our manufacturing home and when I explained why that's bullshit you were the one who segued into "w-w-well at least our technology is better" which is completely irrelevant

>10k in SPY puts April 3 at 240
>10k in SPY puts April 3 at 235
I am ready.

So would it be just flat out retarded to buy SQQQ AT $26 I preparation for Monday?

Hard to trade at work and missed the party

>all these massive drops, all these people on the short side, all this massive pressure for a predicted spike today to help pare some losses
>it's a fucking -1% day

Monday will be death. The last big week of drops before things crab and flutter around for a month.

>>17967190
cause they don't like bank runs

>>17967156
Yes in a heartbeat and I'd work 10 hour days too. I'd just pound a dose of EmergenC every hour and call it good so I don't look infected.

>>17967162
>>17967120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r73nweAWopQ

>>17967211
>Furry

>>17967156
easily. im young, dumb, full of cum and fit as a flee.

found out yesterday my net worth is $110k and i'm 25

describe this webm

>>17967198
>t. progressively perspiring individual

>>17967204
enjoy your 40k return

I have $25 what should I invest it in? SNSS call?

>>17967235
Gib faggot

>>17967205
That's a very, VERY stupid idea.

>>17967260
sure m8 i'll be your angel investor lol

>>17967238
There didn't need to be more than 1 person chasing after the car

>>17967235
life's cheap, huh?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CANT CLOSE THE BORDER WHAT IF I WANT TO ESCAPE TO CANADA

>>17967201
See >>17966707
>It's not like burger workers can produce higher quality shit than chink workers. It's all the same now
And my response is we do it all the time and you have never been to mainland China or had to rely on their products. It's a good thing we are finally moving our manufacturing back because that was a legit threat to our national security. The truth is China has operated like a leech on the rest of their world by artificially keeping labor cheap. Nobody thinks of anything quality when they see an actual chinese product, they eat dogs for fucks sake.

>>17967178
no
they should be a point of discussion
contention, maybe, but outright emotional conflict? no. literal teenage gril tier. so fucking gay, and in the end it means no matter what, no one will be focused on what they actually should be, because theyre too busy bickering about frivolities.

>>17967259
+ margin

>>17967238
Pretty funny

BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN

>>17967235
heh
I remember when I was 25 and my net worth was 110k
it's an awkward but exciting place to be

>>17967238
this appears to be some kind of terrorist attack

>>17967278
my bank says i spend on average $7k a month so not really

>>17967288
Oh I completely agree. Don't get me wrong.

WHERES THE PUMP I NEED PUT CHEAPIES

>>17967211
Cringy as fuck pic

>>17967238
Someone watched Speed

>>17967205
>he thinks it's even going to drop below 26 at this point
Consolation prize is that if we're dumping even now, Monday will be cataclysmic.

>>17967269
Figured, thanks for input

>>17967310
NO PUMP EVER AGAIN

NOOOOOOOO MY BULL MARKETERINOS MY BULLINO RUNERINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So... What to short for the inevitable third impact coming monday?

>>17967305
>it's an awkward but exciting place to be
yeah sure is where'd you go from here?

>>17967235
make it 1 million by 30

Anyone wanna invest in coffin companies?

Likelihood of me getting iv crushed if i buy puts on Friday seems too high.


Aaaaaa im freezing i cant make a choice on buying or not!

>>17967238
The machines will rise

>>17967235
Based. Nice job, anon. You gonna buy a house when the boomer market crashes? I'm 28, net worth of $50k

>>17967344
I do, that and mortuaries, but I don't think any are publicly traded. Most of them are family owned businesses.

>>17967334
There won't be one. Bears are too fucking greedy now.

>>17967305
>tfw -50 k net worth

Jus let it all crash. Genuinely hope you all lose money.

>>17967172
>tfw noguns in gangland
>>17967131
My goddamn bank only let me take out $300

Fuck I’d better call them and get my limit increased.

>>17967308
i shouldve figured as much desu
but
...sips
kids these days... they really fucking act like this and it blows my mind
opinions are like assholes, everyone has em, and theyre all full of shit

>>17967357
already have a house, that's where 50k of that networth is coming from lel

>>17967343
i'm estimating i'll be a millionaire sometime in my 40s unless something changes

>>17967334
there is no 'impact' on Monday. Every just thinks that

>>17967364
Don't feel bad man it's gonna be fine.

>>17967364
you owe 50k? o__o

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS IT WOULD HAPPEN
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE WRONG HAHAHAHAHAHA

IF EVERYONE THINKS THERE WILL BE A PUMP END OF DAY THERE WILL BE NO PUMP!

>>17967364
>Imagine being this much of a jelly fag
Get fucked, boomer

>>17967334
third impact is bullish

>>17967338
I kept working my job and saving money.
I might have bought my house that year, back in 2016 or so.
not much has changed, really. Numbers get bigger, time goes on.
The thing I always worry about as I get older is that I'm no longer flexible as a person... what I mean is that back in my teenage years I was always encountering new ideas and trying new things all the damn time, and changing a huge amount as a person. In my 20's, I sort of don't. I'm doing more and learning more at my job, but in terms of other things it's complete stagnation. That's just me tho :^)

>>17967376
>already have a house
Excellent, you're gonna make it. Proud of you anon. If you're white, have lots of kids. If non white don't bother lol

>>17967375
*Sips* yep, some people like to argue politics. Me? I just spend my savings on oil stocks like a fucking retard.

>>17967388
If dubs we just crab in place for 2 weeks

>>17967388
is that how that works?

>>17967388
based FREE DMG poster btfo rationalists

>>17967413
haha by coincidence i found out i'm gonna be a dad just last week, we bought the house in a nice white suburban neighborhood to fill it up with kids

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dump it

SPY 234
>SPY 234
SPY 234
>SPY 234
SPY 234
>SPY 234
SPY 234
>SPY 234
SPY 234
>SPY 234
SPY 234
>SPY 234

>Italy
>60 million people
>4K died

is not that big

>>17967181
So it's a sinking ship.

The DOW on Investing indices and on yahoo are non longer auto-updating. Is it just me?

>>17967436
Not enough, it's crashing. You need to go even further.

PUMP CANCELLED, NO CHEAPIES BOYS

We're going straight into the fucking toilet! WOOOOOOOO!

>>17967444
its the mere escallation

>>17967433
Congrats! I've got my first kid on the way too, due in July. Wish you the best, anon

-2.26
bearchads let`s go

is Friday pump still a thing? (serious)

>>17967388

If we go below the S&P 2351 Christmas day resistance, its going to be grim. We're 3 away.

Why would you want the market to crash. Did you know that for every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die. That people's retirement, 401k, savings, mortgage payments, credit going to shit.

>>17965786
And we're doing even worse...........................

Can't wait for Monday, lads. Buckle up.

>>17967449
Not just you. Been that way for me since 1:30. I need to see my MRO gains evaporate in real-time WTF Yahoo stupid cunt CEO get your shit fixed already you contemptible woman

>>17967461
HELL
IS
COMING

i want to start trading options. how much do you reckon I could start with? all these juicy spy puts look at least a grand

>>17967476
Make that 1 point

Next week predictions

>airliners, cruises and entertainment industry will continue to fall
>medical supply companies will rise
>food and food supply companies will rise
>Speculative biotechs will go crazy
>oil will flat line

>>17967283
Again, not how manufacturing works, these items like the iPad aren't designed by Chinese, they're designed in some creative office in Silicon Valley, the blueprints are then sent offshore to a factory in China where they get their slave workers to assemble them for pennies. Automation isn't the magic hand wave answer people think it is either, there is a huge amount a human can do that they still struggle to teach machines, for one thing they know how to improvise if something fucks up. Foxconn, which make virtually every electronics company's products, started using a shitton of automation and AI a few years ago (something China IS strong in) and still didn't even make a dent in the numbers they employ.

>>17967238
that tactical roll kek

>>17967204
why would you put SPY and not TNA?

WHAT DO I DOOOOO
DO I SELL

CAN I STILL SAFELY SHORT THE UK???

>>17967482
can go either way

How are we coping, lads?

Cloudflare is single handedly keeping my money afloat

>>17967238
Guy in the out of control cart jumping out: Trump
Guy jumping in and taking control of cart: Pence

/biz/ wtf, I thought you said it would be up today. I could of made so much money not believing you and holding strong, jesus fuck and it still isn't pumping. Will Monday really go down?! If not I am so fucked. wtf do I dooooooo

>>17967478
>mainland china
>116 new cases

LOL china is so full of shit its unreal

Next week you'll pull up to fill your tank and they'll pay you to pump their gas.

>>17967514

>tfw I was anticipating a pump but there's no pump happening and now I'm fucked
https://youtu.be/HdWw9SksiwQ

>>17967523
Friend you're not supposed to buy ALL the memes

>>17967478
China's fucking lying and SK is a surveillance/police state that took it seriously from the get go. Iran is also probably lying about numbers.

We're all fucked. It's just a matter of time. Almost makes me wish I still drank because these next few weeks would be a great time to go on a bender.

>>17967508
Way easier to predict SPY and massive liquidity.

>>17967529
we might see 3 breakers trigger monday

>oil crashing -10% again
well WTI -10 brent -4
imagine being the retards who were telling me oil was gonna moon

>>17967447
That's the thing about ETFs then can easily go to being worth nothing and have terrible theta decays over the long run. This thing with crude oil being so cheap is stupid.

>>17967452
The bears are back in town.

>>17967461
> we're at <2350 S&P

"hey Jamie, pill up the apocalypse for me"

>>17967539
good lord

NO PUMP ALLOWED
WE ONLY GO DOWN AROUND HERE

>>17967546
If I put $20 into each meme, eventually one of the memes will stop being dreams, right?

and if not I'm only out $60

>>17967514
I've been long on Cherrywine since 1986

Do stocks pump when there are this many puts closing today?

Does it generally pump closer to closing time?

>>17967222
33%

>>17967563
you better hope not, otherwise there’s no trading

>>17967571
It will. It might take some time though.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN WE GET A PUMP PLEASE

Bears when do we sell SQQQ?

>>17967563
>we might see 3 breakers trigger monday
priced in

>>17967598
it usually pumps midday but that's NOT HAPPENING FUCK

>>17967571
>oil was gonna moon
right now? nobody with a half brain believes that

>>17967607

whenever you want

>>17967605
no

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>17967610
Reeee my assumptions were correct then. Couldve made a 10% return already if i bought the put earlier today

>>17966640
hhhnnng, i like coffee

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1241064307791667201?s=19
Priced in?

>>17967608
it's all priced in guys the fed has it Totally Figured Out guys why is everyone freaking out it's going to be ok the fed has it all pric

WHAT NEWS ARE WE DUMPING ON

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

>>17967514
Terribly. My family is starting to take stock of everything left in the pantry.

My accounts are bleeding. I rode the longs to the bottom, sold some of them and shorted the bottom. I hate this game.

>>17967624

>bulls hoping for a pump
best I can do is snib

>>17967608
What about the 12 other breakers that week as well, is that priced in?

>>17967376
>40
fuck off with that pussy shit. be a millionaire at 30 so you can enjoy it in your 30s

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17967584
Common bobro, next stop: the floor! We got cheapies to buy

>>17967638
reality

>>17967646
>feet hanging outside the blanket
That's not comfy at all

>>17967638
Goldman Sachs expecting the American economy to shrink at a 24% annual rate next quarter

>>17967653
>>17967634

>>17967650
Snib it Mr. Krabs, just drop VTIX one more time for a bit.

>>17967638
oh gee golly.. maybe the news that state after state is shutting down?? idk.. just a guess though

OIL BROS NOOOOOOO

>>17967607
I've been buying 900 shares at 24 and flipping at 28 every day

>>17967638
reality

WHY DO THESE FUCKING RETARDS KEEP SHOWING UP WHERE I WORK. WATCH THE NEWS AND FUCK OFFFF.

Just wait a few months you faggots holy shit

>>17967680
JUST BUY OIL KNOWING THAT THE ECONOMY IS GONNA BE THROWN INTO THE TRASH IN 2021 DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ray Dalio of Bridgewater predicting a 4 trillion dollar decline, holy fuck

>>17967571
Oil will moon within the next 5 years when its discovered that the Saudis are overstating their oil reserves. Allegedly they pump saltwater into their holding tanks to make them seem more full

>>17967662
I can't wait

NOOOOOOOOO I NEED CHEAP PUTS QUAD WITCHES SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CALLS OR PUTS FOR MONDAY THIS MARKET IS SO WEIRD I CANT DECIDE

>>17967478
>>17967535
>>17967548
South Korea are liars.
But Chinks are DIRTY FUCKING LIARS!

>>17967624
Reee i want a pump so i can buy cheap puts bearbro anon

>>17967680
HOLD ME WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

>>17967694
thank (((you)))

>>17967702
Just flip a coin mate
Nobody can predict this shit

oh my god. BUY MORE PUTS NOW HOLY FUCK BROS

>>17967701
PLEASE PUMP PLEASE PUMP PLEASE PUMP

18xxx soon

SPY 232
>SPY 232
SPY 232
>SPY 232
SPY 232
>SPY 232
SPY 232
>SPY 232
SPY 232
>SPY 232
SPY 232
>SPY 232
SPY 232
>SPY 232

>>17967718
yw mate

Why didn't I keep my USO puts, would have made so much money. I need to start waiting til EOD.

Holy shit bobros rly do always win wtf I’m a bear now

wheres your bull run now, fagets?

>>17967506
No shit because the Chinese government artificially keeps labor cheap so they don't have to deal with 5% unemployment with a billion people because that could mean up rising. If you think Chink manufacturing is going to improve once westerners move out and quit holding their hand you have never been to a Chinese factory or worked with a Chinese. Chinese quality is terrible and I literally have pictures from working in the petrochemical industries to show that if westerners aren't there to hold their hand showing them how to properly weld, assemble, and use the proper matetials they will fuck up horribly just to cut costs. Once again I'm arguing quality here and I'd still say we have way better quality in manufacturing here because unlike the chinks we actually enforce STANDARDS. Ech, just go watch American Factory or something. You are being horribly obtuse for someone who hasn't been to mainland or been to factory. I'm pissed because of customer confidentiality I can't even post this shit to show the retarded stuff that goes on there on a daily basis that Americans like you are clueless about.

>>17967734
>S&P 2345

It was an honor gents.

Reeee stock price went up but put options value also went up WTF i was hoping for a near closing time pump due to all the shorts!!!!

>>17967660
i don't enjoy money though lol, i'm trying to start a family and git gud at my job (which is also my passion) while pursuing some other hobbies on the side like language learning

>>17967628
>FEMA Camps are coming

Spy is down 3% and my April puts are still negative for today I’m a bit upset

>>17967478
NO FLATTENING THE CURVE

>mfw I shorted all indexes, including NASDAQ 100

>>17967709
>>17967742
CRASH IT

>>17967762
>tfw shoudlve bought cheap puts this morning

>>17967677
Jeb has it all priced in. Stay calm

you can check out any time you like but you can never leave

how is theta gang doing?

>>17967638
The news of real life

>>17967777
FEMA CAMP QUADS CONFIRMED BUY SMORES AND A SLEEPING BAG NOW NOW NOW

>>17967704
the chinkroach sure is. Don't believe any news out of chinklandia. The kpops are cool but not a good example for a totally different reason. They were so on top of it from the onset that it's not a good model to look at what's going on there and think we'll be anything like that. They're legitimately the best case scenario. We've already fucked up too hard to be like them. Thankfully europe (italy especially) gives us a perfect example of how fucked we are because they were just as retarded as we're being now

Screw it i bought the put for an extra $40

>>17967628
What's a shelter in place order?

>>17967477
worth every penny

>>17967198
>Getting rich
>Having children
Pick 1

I NEED A PUMP FOR SQQQ CHEAPIES

>>17967826
one step above full lockdown

AAAAAAAAAAAA

IS THIS AN UGLY CHARRTTTT???

I BOUGHT
IS IT GONN DUMP ON ME????

>>17967826
Not leaving the house for anything except bare essentials and emergencies.

>>17967826
>stay the fuck inside unless you need food/work in a "vital" job

>>17967777
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

QUADS CONFIRM SHUT IT DOWN

>>17967817
best Korea handled it even better than the kpops
wow

>missed out on cheapies
Is quad witching the last hope to buy puts?

Literally told you fags to short early afternoon. So easy being rich these days.

>>17967853

>>17967868
They had a magic pill to cure it

all you retards said there was gonna be a massive pump today, WHERE IS IT

FUCKING OILFAGS RUINING EVERYTHING

>>17967891
short squeeze starts half an hour before close

IS IT TOO LATE FOR PUTS

FUCK

Fucking A this is unironically it. We're gonna see 15k DOW soon

>>17967777
>>17967866
Is this news to you idiots?

Nice digits, but holy shit, we've been trying to tell you this for weeks

>>17967909
cope
we're going to 0

>>17967628
You can see how much of a dystopia each state is by how they react to this shit. Keep this in mind for once this is all over and your employer realizes that full time telework from any location with internet works just fine.

Bought 6 $15 puts on GM

Will I lose money

>>17967888
it's called "shutting down your borders the moment a highly infectious disease starts spreading, instead of 2 months afterwards"
I wish we had taken the same pill...

>>17967891
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

>>17967822
Aaaaaaa now no one is buying the put for as high as i did wtf i got screwed.

>>17967913
I got out of my puts on wednesday, and am not buying back in until volatility drops. You might be able to buy the end of day pump and hope it drops big on monday, but it's just too hard to predict in my opinion. It's not guaranteed money like it had been the last couple weeks.

>>17967928
I meant a 100% lead pill kek

>>17967760
>I'm arguing quality here
Which is why you're retarded because if you insisted on your HIGH QUALITY MURICAN STANDARDS the next mid to hi range smartphone model for instance would cost 10 thousand fucking dollars

Why is this aloud?

surely this is the bottom.. it couldn't possibly go any lower

>>17967920
I mean, maybe, but the short sellers still have to buy stocks to close their position. The slower drop we've had this week is freaking them out, so none of them are going to want to hold through the weekend.

>>17967849
I so wanted a pump but it doesnt look like its happening so i bought a put slightly expensive. Plus im mad there was put i wanted buy but it was 1.2k. Was too scared now its worth 1.6k. Ahhhhhhhhhh

this is why i baghold sqqq
can't lose

>>17967957
WE'RE GOING EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

>>17967891
what would possibly make you think there would be a huge pump today? Or anytime soon for that matter. Turn the fucking news on you mong. The outlook is bleak as hell to normalfags, a disease the puts boomers in the dirt is running rampant, two of the largest cities in america are now in the don't go outside your house zone and even if a vaccine was found as I type this posts it wouldn't be widely available for the next 4-6 months.

>>17967943
Volitility wont drop until the crash is over

>>17967450
Draw a zoomer working for that boomer competing against a McDonald brrrr machine

>>17967523
>16 shares of SNSS

heh

>>17967788
Aaaaaa its not crashing more i bought the top on my putssss

HERE COMES THE PUMP

>goes up
money printer go brrrrr

>>17967987
Correct. I'm planning to hold cash for a while. I tripled my portfolio and I'm not really interested in putting that at risk when the potential upside has dropped like it has now. Put premiums are still retarded high, but the drops are probably going to be more in the range of 2-3% than 7%. I also just don't want to be left holding the bag at the end, so I'm fine waiting it out and buying back in at the bottom.

>>17968014
>he doesnt buy at 3:40

>>17968014
It's happening

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT MY HECKING MEXERINOOOOS

>>17967978
Bearish as fuck. We're gonna get hit harder becaude they dont take it seriously.

>I just remembered I can day trade to my hearts content on the TSX without the 25k restriction because Canada isn't under US laws (yet)

PLEASE FUCKING PUMP DEAR GOD I BET EVERYTHING ON TODAY BEING GREEN IM FUCKING CRYING RN

Just keep BRRRing for one more hour you Fed fags. Then you can take a long rest.

reee pump already

>>17968046
Seriously? The spread on options gets vast around that time.

>>17967914
10k by April

>>17968064
>>17968079
No pump. Jerome ran out of ink, sorry

>>17968061
why would u do that u stupid fuck

>>17968061

WE NEED TO CLOSE UNDER 20K BOBOBROS
NO MATTER WHAT HOLD THE LINE!!!

Would it be wise to short Blue Apron (APRN)?

>>17968026
>>17968061
>>17968064
>>17968079
Jerome is already dead, bros...

>>17968061

>>17967978
I could understand going to buy something you want that isn't 100% essential like a new tool or something practical, but these people refuse to stop spreading a virus so they can go to the fucking beach? The only thing i'm mad about with this virus is that it won't kill them all.

>>17968064
I'm not hearing a BRRRR, just a faint whistling sound that is getting louder for some reason
I wonder what it could be

You guys told me it was "just a flu" wtf my savings are completely gone

>>17968026
You call that a pump? Pathetic

WAKEY WAKEY BULLKEKS

Quite the "crab" market here, huh?

>>17967952
I keep saying the government is artificially keeping labor cheap and it just doesn't sink in with you and phones are already over priced and over valued pieces of shit as they are right now but if you like things cheap and don't care about quality maybe you can buy some of that crap plastic rice they sell to their people and Africans. I keep arguing we have better quality products and standards but you just keep moving goal posts.

Here is the flip side of the coin you aren't getting, if labor become more expensive in China which it inevitably is there will be way more unemployment than they will know what to do with. NONE OF WHICH DEALS WITH US HAVING BETTER QUALITY MANUFACTURING BECAUSE OF STANDARDS WE ENFORCE