/biz/ - Business & Finance

MONEY MAKES THE DOW GO DOWN
THE DOW GO DOWN
THE DOW GO DOWN

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/20/republican-senators-sold-stocks-before-markets-plunged-on-coronavirus-fears-reports

TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

The bottom's over bearbros.

First for Kihikihi fish

first for bobo

>>17965535
nice
I like it
:D

>Journalists asking about unemployment
These fucking fags are determined to prevent me from hoarding more SQQQ and TVIX before Monday

first he snip
then he snab

>I don't like buybacks.
>Economy is going to come back quickly.
>We do great numbers.

Hmm.. I'm smelling a slight contradictions in this speech.

>>17965535
e

>big trumpbux stimulus
Is this bullish, i can't tell anymore

10k is the bottom

>keeps emphasizing "the invisible enemy"
yep, the qanon conspiracy is real

cheetoman says it's okay for the feds to have a bidding war with the states because they're too incompetent to co-ordinate and ration supplies

>Fed buying Muni bonds
So between the Fed and Gov't. They are going to backstop the entire economy.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ALTRIA NO GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

I sold

Ceo has wuflu
Did I blow it? Is this a buying opportunity?

Fuck this gay market, Trump was supposed to get this shit in GREEN and make my bear ETFs CHEAP

Damn, it's 1pm already. Late lunch today, lol.

>2 trillion dollars buys you -8000 points

Try printing a little more eh jerome?

supply chains have broken down
PEOPLE ARE sick

>said sick all sick
what did he mean by this?

>>17965596
No stimulus can defeat Corona chan

>>17965604
you shouldn't sell Altria you dummy

>>17965608
Where did you get that rice?

>question about federal govt outbidding governors
>s-supply chains, supply chains and we're getting it done
wut

>bullkeks literally have to rely pumps and a senile orange retard making speeches

the absolute STATE of Bulls

To the anon in last thread, GUSH, and yes I know that it’s a meme, is an ETF, why would reverse split affect it so poorly?

>>17965623
Arkansas, of course.

Gentlemen the bottom has been found

>>17965592
The guy cons left and right. You can tell he's acting in a lot of his talks.

ITALY: 5958 new cases , 640 deaths today
ITALY: 5958 new cases , 640 deaths today
ITALY: 5958 new cases , 640 deaths today
ITALY: 5958 new cases , 640 deaths today
ITALY: 5958 new cases , 640 deaths today

I'm a britfag and I thought our response was lacking but I can't make heads or tails of what is in store for the USA.

Reminder: The worst is still ahead of us in all regards. Millions dead, 20% unemployment, mass bankruptcies, default crisis, end of the petrodollar. DOW below 10K and S&P below 1K EOY. Trump loses in November in the biggest landslide in US history.

>>17965619
Different anon, would MO be a good buy now?

someone give me a penny stock STAT

>>17965639
The biggest question you have with reverse splitting is that yes the value will go up depending on the ratio but that also leaves room for it to drop again and then you'll really lose hard from that.

>thought about buying AMC at $2.00 on Tuesday
>Already back up to $3.33
why am i such a FUCKING PUSSY
did i miss the bottom?

>>17965651
>the bottom has been found
It wasn't found, it was engineered.

Holy Jesus if you guys think this is the bottom you haven't been paying any attention for the last week, this shit is going to get MUCH worse

>>17965639
because it is poorly managed by retards

there are no swabs
>there are no swabs
there are no swabs
>there are no swabs
there are no swabs
>there are no swabs
there are no swabs
>there are no swabs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BOEING IS GOING OVER 100
THEY'RE BACK BABY

>>17965658
>Italy depopulated and replaced with nogs within our lifetime

>>17965661

Our decentralized, spread out nature is our salvation. We don't need effective central leadership, we have state leaders handing this on a ground level basis right now. What Trump has done with travel restrictions and industry shutdowns is sufficient.

Trump looks like a retard compared to pence.

>Oil dumping

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17965651
You fucking wish

>>17965668
SNSS

>>17965687
GIVE ME MY GASOLINE CHEAPIES

>WHAT CHEAP PUTS DO BUY FOR MONDAY
WHAT CHEAP PUTS DO BUY FOR MONDAY
>WHAT CHEAP PUTS DO BUY FOR MONDAY
WHAT CHEAP PUTS DO BUY FOR MONDAY

>>17965686
He would look like a retard next to Ralph Wiggum

>>17965687
SHIT HASINT MOVED AND WHEN IT DOES IT KEEPS GOING DOWN!!!! GUSH BROS KEK

>>17965658
NOOOO MY PIZZA NOOOO

>>17965669
Ah I suppose that does make sense. Thank you for the assistance. I may hold it to the split and then see how it goes at that point, I got it at 0.50 so I won’t be too miffed either way.

>>17965600
>invisible enemy

>>17965651
That's a crab walk medium, not a bottom

I was already unemployed entering 2020 and stil haven't found a preferential job yet. Am I fucked unless I bunker down and take a grocery retail job (until I get sick) or are better jobs still hiring during this disaster?

>>17965651
More like the psychological bottom has been found, but it's not holding.
Monday it's going to punch couple of thousand points under that and people finally realize 20k is dead.

>>17965652
Oh yeah he's basically a car salesman. It's just funny as hell watching it.

>>17965658
Fucking hell, well at least they're basically solving their pension problems through this.

>>17965661
As a murican, I think you brits did the right thing tbqh, this entire panic is pretty overblown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXIetP5iak

I’m gonna have to take the bearpill, aren’t I?

>>17965672
And this is the best they can do with their full force friday pump. Monday will be a bloodbath

>>17965684
No, he needs TrumpBux to defeat Biden

I’m sick due to greedy capitalist (((pigs))) and (((bats))) sucking the life force out of the people

Time to rise up against the useless oligarchy

>>17965668
SNSS

>>17965709

>>17965592
Companies are in buyback blackout during march

>>17965596
Stimulus is massive all fronts, new money poured in system is and will be biblical. Stocks, real estate, oil, etc. will go hyper mode

>>17965682
>young italians stuck at home breeding like rabbits

>>17965687
>literally failing at everything and throwing any use of money on a failed invasion in Yemen
>decides to start an oil war with Russia when you have to break 80 in prices
Imagine being this retarded nigger

What airline do I throw my money in

LETS GO YA FACKIN BULLS
BUY SUM FACKIN STOCKS

>>17965600
>>17965717
Pretty sure he's talking about the virus.

The fact that Senators are dumping every stock they owned on a Friday is a major Death flag.

>>17965722
yes

>>17965684
>our salvation
You say that now but when half the south refuses to enact lockdowns because of insane libertarians and they become plague states that keep kicking off new clusters in the other states because you can't shut the highways, this shit's not gonna be funny.

Risk of serious illness is 20% if you're infected..

>NEW YORK CITY

>>17965665
>Trump loses in November in the biggest landslide in US history.
>against Joe Biden

i went all in on puts because of you niggers. you guys don't know what you're talking about, just like everyone else

>SPY DOWN
>SPY OPTIONS LOSING VALUE
fuck this gay earth.

>MAD MAX INCOMING
>MAD MAX INCOMING
>MAD MAX INCOMING
>MAD MAX INCOMING

>>17965760
HODL

We talk an awful lot about Kraft-Heinz stock (KHC) here, but there's very little discussion of Kraft-Heinz bonds. Kraft has a number of different bond options that offer yields competitive with the current dividend yield, and they are rated BB+. BB+ sounds good to me! Why are we not buying up these bonds and becoming bond-chads? We can enjoy high yields, which will more than pay for our macaroni and cheese, and we can laugh down at the poor little junior common stock holders.

>>17965665
Yeah right, Biden's mental faculties are literally declining by the day.

>>17965738
>young italians stuck at home
Umm sweaty 25% of the victims are young in Italy. Everyone's dying

I'M POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>17965761

>not understanding IV

>>17965695
>>17965733
What's special about SNSS here?

>>17965754
>Contagion predicted EVERYTHING

>>17965760
You believed us? So who's the bigger idiot.

>>17965674
20000 is the bottom. Virus, quarantine, and oil is already priced in. You bobos must be sweating buckets right now.

HOLY SHIT

>>17965658
I WAS TOLD IT WAS JUST A FLU, MAKE IT STOP HAPPENING THIS IS YOUR FAULT /POL/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17965761
Yeah my spy puts are losing money what the fuck

>>17965755

>>17965760
>taking advice from /biz/
>ever

THIS IS THE END BROS HYPERINFLATION AND BREAD LINES SOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17965755
Dude fucking same. I had a brief recovery when the orange idiot spoke and I should have cashed out then, but now I'm negative again

>China cases steadily decreasing
>Italy blowing up
Thank you Italy

Jesus fucking Christ my puts are crushed right now fuck this IV

If we pump end of Friday every week and people see this, could his be the Friday that we crater instead? It cant keep pumping every Friday forever.

>>17965769
They aren't dying, but they are taking up space in hospitals making them overflow.

>>17965742
Delta Airlines is a solid company. United and American is pretty eh.

>>17965752
It's more like half that but if you're a dude it's more like triple that half.

This shit's straight out of hentai. Kills dudes and boomers and just leave a planet of young women.

>>17965771
not a poomp
a snib

>>17965786
Italians just keep dying

lol @ trump btfo'ing dumb roastie journos

The conference is ending soon POMP EET
POMP EET
POMP EET
POMP EET
POMP EET

>>17965785
Lol just wait until jobless numbers come in Thursday lol just wait

>>17965804
>They aren't dying
I was talking about the dead, 25% of the dead are under 45

>WHY DON'T WE JUST LET IT RIP AND LET X% OF PEOPLE DIE
this is a good conference

>>17965754
What happened to social distancing? These fucking retards what the hell are they doing, they're not following protocols wtf!!

>implying labs don't know how to get supplies
It means whole sale doesn't have the capacity, and you have to go full retail with mark ups and long delivery times.

>Coronavirus death rate is 11%.
Fug.

>>17965786
>tfw India barely has any cases
>because nobody’s being tested
Watch India have like 10,000 cases

>>17965786
Just wait until the U.S is at this level, were about 2 weeks behind italy, next week is judgement week.


>were at the bottom

It hasn't even begun to dip.

>>17965814
He got fucking eviscerated by the press. It was hilarious

>>17965831
It's actually 60%.

>>17965801
Keep trusting China mongoloid

ow fuck trump get away from the mic

>>17965769
Im afraid Italy has done a disastrous mistake and have started reporting typical severly ill hospital patients and elderly deaths as corona deaths. That is why italy has death rate of like 4-5% and other countries 0.01%

Italy will likely get kicked out of euro zone after this mess, germany and france wants to get rid ouf 'dead weight'. And euro as currency will split or break down

>>17965812
India is literally going to collapse in a month or two

>indexes crab puts plummet
>crude dips again, oil stocks rise
Fuck today, nothing is making sense. Some kind of weird Friday nonsense. I'm just going to get ready for monday's crash and jump in then.

Somebody please call me an idiot for holding puts over the weekend.

>>17965792
>>17965761

You do know there's multiple variables that go into pricing options other than current share price, right?

Haha.
What the fuck it was green and then red and then back to green and then back again red.

>>17965786
Haha. Brexit and now coronavirus. The EU is fucked.

Italy were always fucked, their national debt is 130% of their GDP and they were months away from defaulting, they have no money at all. This isn't that surprising all things considered.

>>17965742
>>17965805
short them all

>SPY hasn't moved in a week
I think this is it. I'm taking the crab pill.

>>17965714
Being long in a leveraged oil exploration stonk is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute into a burning building and assuming that someone will place a trampoline and put the fire out before you hit the ground.
Low chance of success, plus the 40:1 inverse split is going liquidate any non blocked shares at the odd share price. I guess you might get some nickels back for every dollar you initially put in, but the GUSH meme looks like an internet pump & dump that's been shilled here for a few weeks now.

>>17965780
It's an easy 10x buyout Q2 2020.

>>17965831
>>17965840
It's actually 115%

STIMULUS VOTE ON MONDAY


WE ARE BACK BULLS

GM spike? Just namedropped

>>17965832
>10,000
>population the size of chinas
>unhealthiest, most unsanitary country in the world where shitting in the streets is unironically normal
>10000
Oh you poor sweet summer child
They probably have over 10 million at this point

GM PUMP

>build field hospitals, outfit cruise ships for medical, ramp up production on ppe and ventilators
it still all comes down to these two digit iq university of phoenix graduates

Thanks to another pump from Wendy's and everything else having steady upward momentum, is it safe to say a bottom has been established? Been casually buying cheap since the beginning.

>>17965756
The opponent doesn't matter. Lenin's corpse could win against the retard who presided over the worst economic crisis in history and the death of millions. Don't forget, the virus will kill the boomers who support Trump disproportionately to other age groups.

i heard it too but didnt catch the question, what was it in reference to?>>17965869

>>17965845
You're talking out of your ass as usual I see.

>>17965832
https://twitter.com/i_theindian/status/1241033450427047937

QUICK
PANIC
BUY GM

What a fucking crabby day. I thought it would be green.

Any of you gonna buy SQQQ at EOD? Will monday be bloody at this point?

>>17965882
They're going to be making ventilators

>>17965882
GM switching to making ventilators

>>17965865
priced in

>>17965766
>buying junk bonds before a recession
>>17965767
>>17965756
You guys really think it matters who his opponent is?
His greatest allies were the stock market and the economy. Now he’s running AGAINST the market and the economy. The nominee could be a scarecrow, he still has to overcome a lot of recently unemployed people, grieving families, and boomers who just lost their retirements.

BUY BUY BUY
SELL SELL SELL

>>17965842

>>17965832
We'll literally never know how many cases India has/had because nobody is going to waste 500 million test kits on India, a country rife with disease anyway and mostly a very young population.

I'm starting to think we should have just quarantined at risk populations and relied on everyone else to get herd immunity and called it a day. Yes, a couple hundred thousand people would get it and die, but we wouldn't have had to shut down like this.

>>17965888
Millions will die in that fucking country, they don't stand a hope in hell

>>17965881

It's currently obliterating NYC, Washington, and California. Conservative boomers have been waiting for the opportunity to turtle up in their homes with guns and ammo. Try again.

Trump should just say 'ooga booga booga' every time this bitch pipes up.

>>17965845
Mentally ill EU fanboy detected, France and the rest of Europe will get blown the fuck out by this too.

>>17965845
>Italy will likely get kicked out of euro zone after this mess, germany and france wants to get rid ouf 'dead weight'
lmao wants? the eu will fall apart because countries leave on their own, not because le ebin germ kicking anyone

>>17965845
>death rate of like 4-5%
Why do people keep saying this. 4,032 are dead and 4,440 are recovered in Italy currently. The 4-5% number is manufactured, the reality is there's about a 50% chance you will die if you're an italian coofer

Quad witching is going to really get going in the last hour of trading. Which direction are we going?

>WE DON'T WANT EVERY AMERICAN TO GO OUT AND GET A TEST

SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

>IT'S NOT MY FAULT, P-PLEASE DON'T BLAME ME PLEASE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAAARK! Hark, /biz/, hark! Bellow, bid our father Depression rise from the depths, full foul in his fury! Red candles, plummeting wickless, to smother these young speculators with losses, to choke them, suffocating and hemorrhaging their accounts 'til they turn crimson and bloody with steep, sanguinary cliffs, and can lose no more - only when he, lined in limit downs with circuit breakers and falling knives, take up his arm, bull trap soaring skyward, turns and pierces the very depths he met before, bursting ye - an investor no more, but a twisted, terrified trader, and nothing for the algos and agents of arbitrage to take from only to be drained by the infinite losses of the market - forgotten to any share, to any platform, forgotten to any call or put, forgotten even to the exchange, for any stuff part of ye, even any scantling of your soul is ye no more, but is now itself expired!

>>17965874
based, buy your gm calls>>17965896
>>17965897

>>17965786
>8.5% mortality
PANIC

>>17965842
This to be honest, you have to be absolutely braindead to think that chinese numbers are real.

>>17965890
Wouldn’t bet on it.

>more covid 19 cases still showing up in the us
when does the bottom end bros

>>17965890
Try SPXS at 3:30p

SQQQ or SPY 4/17 220p ahhh

>my american brokerage account won't be open until at least next week
my country's currency is melting and becoming worthless and I can't send my money to the US.

>>17965769
Most young Italians live with their parents, they aren't doing any fucking any time soon.

>I do think it's important that not everybody be tested
Shut the fuck up, Trump.

>>17965917
That's not how numbers work retard, the majority of cases will not even get tested and will probably not have any issue from it.

>>17965862
Do you feel there is any possibility the virus and shutdown will delay/destroy this chance? Delay in supply lines etc. I was on board with SNSS until this fiasco started. I worry they may have good results but be dead in the water trying to make use of it.

>>17965592
>yeah because it makes sense for a pres to go up and say the economy is shit go panic


>>17965749
State of Texas here, suck our dick y'all doing a full lockdown on places as spread out as Houston, San Antonio, and Dallas would be retarded. We aren't Commiefornia or Jew York.

>>17965760
Nah I pretend to be a doomed doomer bearfag to feed in the retarded fear here going on to watch faggots like you starting out with puts to get rekt. Seriously betting on puts is more than likely a better way to lose money, plus volatility has been going down nigger.

Could someone please give me some brainlet advice to make money in puts without getting fucked by volatility

>>17965881
>The opponent doesn't matter.

GM pump already over, going below when Trump even mentioned them.

>>17965842
>people don't go out to renew contracts
>WAHH why is subscription falling
Fucking retarded chink bitch

>>17965922
Yeah have it your way

>>17965953
Delay? Yeah, could happen. Destroy? Absolutely not.

>>17965890

WHY IS EVERYONE ONLY MENTIONING SQQQ
WHAT ABOUT SDOW AND SPXS?

i'm holding through the weekend and through monday>>17965942

what do four witchers have to do with stocks

>>17965842
>Jennifer Zeng

Reminder to be short EOD Wednesday.

>>17965786

>>17965938
If it's actually sensitive to heat then there's a sort of hard limit of summer + one quarter

>>17965938
f(t)=c^t

Obviously its transmitted by aerosols..... how the fuck do you think people get this? Retards on a Congressman community call last night said that it doesn't spread on food so it's still safe to eat out. Fuck this gay world

The 2008 playbook puts the current period in-line with Oct. 10, 2008. After a huge sell-off to start the month of October, the S&P 500 found brief support and traded mostly sideways for about two weeks before the sell-off resumed in late October and early November.

I think it might be only a week at best this time before the selloff continues.

>>17965901
>>buying junk bonds before a recession

Wouldn't buying junk bonds in a company be safer than buying stock in that same company, whose bonds are rated as "junk bonds?"

>>17965829
>be national guard
>deployed into NYC to enforce social distancing
>do exact opposite with battle buddies, hang out have fun
>stock market drops negative after earnings reports comes out
>NY governor panics and fines everyone 1 millions dollars for not social distancing, guard included
>chaos erupts and sworn guard soldiers are shooting each other and themselves for breaking governors orders
>some handcuff themselves, tell themselves to get on ground, some tase themselves, pepper spray
>Trump starts screaming at everyone during press conferences, nobody gets a word in
>Boomers over age of 65 have 35% mortality rate
>cases climb 1.5x a day
>China tries to start war on USA but Chinaman low quality electronics sends missiles to Russia
>oil production shuts down in Russia and USA ramps up oil production
>oil workers forced to pilot drones made by Google and Amazon
>people start making gardens in homes due to mass shutdown
>etcetc

>>17965901
No, who the opponent is still matters. Biden is so far gone with senility there's no way he'll be able to handle a single debate, let alone three, even with the slam dunk economic collapse issue.

Plus, if the government ever does get a handle on the wuflu situation, people (read, morons) will credit that all to Trump and vote for him again.

TRILLION A FUCKING DAY

Yeah the jew wont let its dear creation crash

WE NEED TO TEST EVERYONE GO GET YOURSELF TESTED ANON

>>17965961
Give it time

HELLO? HELLO? ANYONE HAVE A GOOD, FREE, WEBSITE TO MONITOR THE LIVE PRICES?

>>17965910
Nigger, go to any conspiracy site. The most hardcore of that type don't even believe there is a virus. One step up from that you have the "just a flu hyped by muh liberal media" retards. Conservative boomers are about to go extinct.

>>17965658
When are we going to reach 1000 dead a day? At this rate about 4 days I reckon

>AEROSOL TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED
SELL SELL SELL

>>17965949
>Oh no we don't have enough tests so it's important we test people like doctors first that we depend on since you know they don't grow on trees
I love how retarded people get just to criticize him and say the same shit, orange man bad.

>>17965842
This. Communist China always lie about numbers.

Fed going to do $1T everyday of Repo operations for the rest of the month

>>17965769
Sweaty?
You should kill yourself.

>>17965957

July puts on LYV. Trust me.

>>17965535
Well I lost all my money in the market, thanks all I will now tip my cap and as I decend into the lava my thumb is up

100 F 6.5 MARCH 27 CALLS for 0.01
If Trump gives them the ventilator deal then I will make like 10K

Otherwise I am done.

>>17965910
this is anecdotal but i live in a very boomer down in southern california (lots of families).
the local bar has been continuing to serve guests, the owner was bragging to me that they were open on st. patrick's day. they're doing to-go orders but people want to dine in so they're serving them drinks while they "wait for their food".
my point is boomers still aren't taking this seriously.

>>17965934
In fairness, even my ultra lib friend thinks china is full of shit, there doesnt seem to be a single soul outside of that country that believes anything that country says.

>>17965862

>>17965953
You are dumb a lot of this deaths is not Coronavirus is because the hospitals are full of niggers and people still need they day by day drugs

>>17965917

Don't be stupid. You can croak in a couple days while recovering takes weeks.

>>17965987
Jesus

>>17965967
Geralt is hunting the market demon

>>17965967
Nothing it’s just more wannabe big brains being smooth brains

>>17965996
It's already been confirmed months ago.

>>17965962
+5 social credits have been deposited in your chink shill account

>>17965996
It was confirmed almost two fucking months ago

>>17965944
where tf you at?

Could SQQQ or SPXS ever hit 10k a share?

>>17966002
Laughable. This neocorporatism when its worse. Fucking jewry.

>>17965950
>That's not how numbers work retard
That is how numbers work you fucking low IQ monkey. Your numbers show us the proportion of dead people among everyone infected. But most infected people haven't progressed enough to either die or recover so that number is meaningless until the epidemic is over. 50% death rate is the real number for those coofing heavily enough to be hospitalized in Italy. If you're in a hospital in Italy coofing, you will die with a 50% chance, that's reality.

>>17965987
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17965991
Read the fucking OP.
https://www.tradingview.com/

lol MBS looking like an 'accident' is about to happen. Needs the Fed to step in

T. Barclays

>>17965535
WHY DO I PRESS F5 IN THE CATALOG AND THERE ARE OVER 200 POSTS?
STOP BRRRING NEW THREADS

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17966020
>>17966022
oh shit
BUY BUY BUY

>>17966025
yes buy them and hold them you'll be rich wow why didn't any of us think of that

>>17965671
>did I miss the bottom
We are a week in to a pandemic that will last a month and people are desperate to avoid groups, what do you think

>>17965987
How many trillions is that

>>17965589
what is this beautiful boy called

So can we assume Italy is basically 100% infected at this point and any increases are just testing increases?

>>17965992

1 it's important to remember Trump's base according to exit polling is actually Gen X men ages 35-60. Boomers are evenly split along Dem/Republican lines. And as I said, it's liberal boomers who live in Dem cities with public transport and high density housing who are going to be BTFO, not the rural and suburban boomers isolating themselves right now.

>>17966007
You’re addicted to gambling m8

>trump or pompeo speak
>market dumps

>anybody else in that group speaks, specifically fauci
>market pumps

Inteadasting

>>17965973
More like f(t)=c^t + o(c^t).

>>17965803
we will go snib snab until the last hour ...

>>17965965
>>17965953
I would think for those people who have leukemia or treat leukemia, that leukemia is a relatively bigger concern than COVID-19.

>>17966004
Good one dude premiums are stupid

>>17965974
We are actually entering a solar minimum sobsay goodbye to summer.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17965965
Very good to hear, thank you for your response, Mr. President.

>>17965978
I know somebody who works at a supermarket, they complained to their boss that one of their coworkers was sneezing right into his hands and handling goods, he told them don't worry, it doesn't spread by sneezing.

>>17966029
Most people are recovering without even being tested so mortality is way lower than it appears from official stats.

> If you're in a hospital in Italy coofing, you will die with a 50% chance, that's reality.

Nearly all patients in Italy are not gonna die so stick that 50% chance up your ass

>>17966025
no dumbass. TIVX may go up but maybe to 2-3k max

>>17965850
There’s a serious mover shaking down market makers every Monday so expect a lot of weirdness until we see a couple normal Mondays in a row as the market makers try to shake the new player out.

>>17966014
>You can croak in a couple days while recovering takes weeks
No, you don't croak in a couple of days, you croak from pneumonia which is the final stage. Yes it does take a few more days to recover than to die, but you don't croak just from a coof. Still, that 50% number is much closer to reality than completely manufactured 4%.

UK government will pay 80% of people's wages.

What the fuck

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51982005

>>17966057
Get that manlet out there again.

>>17965987
>>17966050
11 TRILLION MORE $$$

>>17966057
subliminal programming

CRABS!!!!!!!!!!

>>17966000
He literally only said that bullshit so the numbers won't go up and literally our only hope of preventing widespread infection and death or the insane economic measures we'd have to take to prevent that is widespread testing and tracing.

I don't give a shit if that's technically the right thing to do right now, he'll be saying that bullshit until this is over.

Also first in line is NBA players.

>>17966059
How about you define your variables like a real big brain

>>17966007
it's GM, not F

>Trump speaks
>Dump
Jesus christ

>>17966088
does this mean we wont be getting £1k cheques?

how many times will he talk about the broken old system

FYI SPY has a heavy sell volume right now...

>>17965996

Debt to GDP ratio will probably reach 400% soon

What's this dive for?

Now would be a good time to start looking at stuff you'd use while working from home. Amazon, Zoom, delivery software companies, that sort of thing.

Isn't the Feds repo program basically doing the same thing it did earlier? I'm seeing on their website only like 100 billion or less accepted a day which isn't even close to the max. Everything is still fucked obviously, it's just funny that people think raising the cap actually did anything.

Can you feel it Mr Krabs?

SPY WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP

Do you -have- to exercise your options? Would it be profitable just to sell them to others if you don't have the amount of shares to sell / enough cash to buy when you exercise?

>>17966103
>presidents before me BAD
>me GOOD

Tfw WMT 119 put yesterday

Sold early at 118 but its at 115 now.

>>17965897
i just panic bought 3 calls on GM, now im not sure if that was a good move. i assume they will get paid for the ventilators

>>17965987
They'll match the entire US annual GDP in three weeks at that rate.

>>17966076
>Nearly all patients in Italy are not gonna die so stick that 50% chance up your ass
Whatever helps you sleep down there in Napoli. In real life there's about an equal amount of dead and recovered

>>17966054
At least we only have to put up with these MIGAtard delusions for a few more months. See you in November, retard.

What do I buy? I'm half in cash right now

>>17966088
But the UK has an insane amount of debt and their tax revenues are going to plummet during this
H-how are they going to fund this?

>>17966013
This statement in no way shape or form has anything to do with what I said or what I was implying. Have a good day.

>>17966088
the switch is about to happen.. shove cash into peoples hands and then flip the switch and say theres a new form of currency... a crypto currency... markets go wild.. you start trading stocks for bitcoin and bitcoin for stock or whatever other currency.. shits gunna get crazy

>>17966099
Litteraly any c>1 works

>>17966088
Imagine rejecting Jeremy Corbyn and then getting communism anyway.

>I inherited a broken, old system.
>We deserve more credit.
kinda pathetic ngl

Missed it. What did Trump say and why did it suplex the market?

>>17966104
what does it mean....

>>17966125
You can sell your options and turn a profit on it.

>>17965732
They over complicated the money with meas testing opening Trump up to bad press when people miss out.

>>17966010
I think the heartland will be fine but all you coast fags and southern fags are completely fucked

>>17965920
you knwo what he means you faggot. they need the amount of tests to catch up to the demand. how is it smart to test every single random hypochondriac instead of prioritizing people with symptoms

>Press conference over
>Stock falls
Sounds about right.

>>17966125
Doesnt your broker just automatically market sell them if you dont have the cash to retain the shares?

Jfc are people in this thread just larping as actual retards or did they really think this market was going anywhere but down?

>>17966129
see>>17966007

>>17966076
>recovering
>rumors of neuron infection and periodic resurgence
>permanent lung damage
>serving as vectors for mutation of literally the most mutagenic virus family

>>17966073
And that's why I sanitize every single thing that comes into my house

>>17965709
>>17965714

Holy fuck are calls 2 months out cheap on shale. The EV on those is insane. If you expect even a 5% chance there will be a deal, the 500% return is worth it.

>>17966136
PMs

>>17966073
Yeah, LOL, there are only three symptoms of coronavirus: (1) fever, (2) dry cough, and (3) shortness of breath! Obviously coronavirus doesn't have coronavirus, and someone who's sneezing can't be a carrier for coronavirus! I think the CDC and other groups should be doing more to combat the above opinion, which is false.

>>17966088
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17966088
holy hell
might as well nationalize a few industries since this is corbyn's wet dream.

>>17966120
What is up? The only direction now is down, friend.

Just got approved for options trading and now I fear I'll bankrupt myself and my hundred dollar portfolio.

>>17966137
The same way they've been funding everything since they fought Napoleon. Borrowing.

>WTF Y ARENT THE STONK LINE GO UP JARED DO SOMETHING WE NEED TO PUMP MORE HYPERINFLATION OR ELSE BIBI WONT GET GET RE-ELECTED

>>17966162
most of us are actual retards
don't be rude; you came to us, not the other way around

>>17966161
How does that work on Robinhood? Do they just put you in the negative and buy the shares?

>>17966145
2020 fucking lit

Buy puts today retards, IV is lower than it has been in a week

>>17966137
how do you think?

>>17965658
>parmigano reggiano on sale
Hell yea

>>17966149
Buy UPRO

Options writers are going to defend certain price points against paying out, but without a firm TrumpBux announcement in play, I don't think there's really anything left to see today.

tl;dr Crab-walk to EOD

>>17966137
now that blacked.com has shut down production, the BBC will live up to its name and become the world's biggest producer of interracial porn

>>17966133
>there's about an equal amount of dead and recovered

Until there aren't, the only thing that can make mortality skyrocket to worrying levels is not having enough ICU beds and Italy is one of the most well equipped countries in the world.

Just a fucking reminder that we were +250 on the Dow before this dumb pointless presser happened.

God damn it that was actually literally pointless.

>>17966088
Where is the BRRRRitain version?

>>17966149
For me it means a profit since I have puts on SPY.

>>17966053
>Only 40,000 confirmed is the entire country of 60 million
The average age in Italy is 45 if this is as deadly as they say to old people this will completely decimate the population

>>17966206
I will, EOD

>>17966134

This is like 2016 all over again, except worse because you think Joe fucking "can't remember where he is" Biden is going to be the one to unseat an incumbent coming off the heels of a foreign crisis. This isn't 2008, it's more like wartime, people rally around their leadership more than you think. Especially if he's committed to giving out gibs to those most affected, he could turn this into a W.

>>17966191
Why are you getting into options when you're so low and possibly new? Just hold onto some low and stable stocks/ETFs and just ride it out. No need to make it big uber fast.

>>17966059
c^t is close enough to tell us how fucked we are and it makes the back of the napkin calculations piss easy.

>>17966138
FAGGOT NIGGER

>>17966191
>Schwab still wont call me
REEEEEEE

Crab I want you to stop let it fall.

>>17966177
>Obviously coronavirus doesn't have coronavirus
Wait a fucking minute...we just have to give coronavirus coronavirus!! You’ve done it!

>>17966226
how much profit are you making...

>>17966133

Imagine being this retarded. I'll buy all of your shares for $1.00 total, that's a steal if what you are saying is right dumbass

>>17966076
Complete retard opinion. Get in cage.

>>17966148
he didnt say anything specifally; the markets are reacting how they should be regardless of trump.

it should be red all around because the united states is temporarily fucked.

NIKKI HALEY RESIGNS FROM BOEING BOARD

>>17966133
As has been said, it generally takes longer to recover from a disease than to die from it. The final mortality rate, even if it trends higher than current estimates, won't be anywhere near 50%.

>livestream ended
>wasn't covered by CNBC
god damn it.

what did drumpf say... besides not everyone needs to be tested lol

>>17966215
Yeah we won’t see more than 3% movement in either direction to crush Monday expiry and to ensure option security on short-term calls and long-term puts from last week.

Beginning of day pump was early coverage of short positions.

>>17966170
Until there is strong scientific proof of all of that happening then those are all nothingburgers, the only one that i could bet on is perma lung damage but it depends on the severity and how many people can develop that issue.

>>17966163
Huh?

>>17966241
>He thinks it'll fall
>Friday
Newfaggot. You're going to lose a lot of money today.

Loaded up on SQQQ and TVIX. Mondays going to be bloody.

>>17966219
>Until there aren't, the only thing that can make mortality skyrocket to worrying levels is not having enough ICU beds
that is literally how this virus works. keeps creating new ICU patients until the system collapses

>>17965922
10/10

trump speech over, back to crabbin

easy money easy money

>>17966219
You are only delaying the inevitable grandpa your going in the fucking ground like it or not

>>17966260
>NIKKI HALEY RESIGNS FROM BOEING BOARD


old news

>>17966247
Trust me. I would have made a metric fuckton more on monday.

>>17966233
I hit the "wanna get into options trading?" button, answered a few questions and got approved just like that. It was on a whim and I honestly thought I'd be denied.

>>17964726
Big Daddy Liqour

they own Flanigans which has been half capacity the past week

>>17966264
Won't be anywhere near 4% either. And it's not even at the lowest point for Italy yet. I'm betting on 30% final mortality among hospitalized coofers in Italy, screencap me faggot. What's your bet? 5%?

>>17966283
Are you sure? They delayed releasing the unemployment numbers to thursday.

>>17966203
if your call is in the money they will just auto sell the shares and hand you the difference once exercised, they explain it all in the faq somewhere

>>17966140

Today many many shops suddenly switched to card only "because cash is unsanitary"

>>17966215
What do you think about Monday?

>>17966286
>2-12 day incubation period
>takes 3-8 weeks to kill once symptoms emerge
COVID-19 is the hollow point bullet of pandemics. Fuck this asshole bug.

>>17966315
The thing the the MAGA tier niggers don’t get is that even a 2% fatality rate is millions of people

>>17966283
Same, the fact that the market is currently BARELY keeping its head above the water on a Friday with quad witching speaks fucking volumes

do you smell it?

>>17966312
why does he want to short florida specifically?

>>17966098
>and literally our only hope of preventing widespread infection and death or the insane economic measures we'd have to take to prevent that is widespread testing and tracing.
Widespread testing and tracing works only at the beginning when most cases are coming from out of country and you can isolate them.
At this point, only massive quarantines, ACTUAL quarantines, would work. But nobody will enforce a 28 day no bullshit quarantine because it's unconstitutional in America. The bullshit "shelter in place except for stores and walking your dog lol" will only slow the spread and drag out the economic devastation.
Preventing widespread infection and death is now impossible. And that's a good thing. Think of all the positives of having 20% of everyone over 50 dead, with that number skewed more towards the old:
>less pensions to pay out
>less medicare/medicaid/social security to pay out
>less old people to be a burden in general
>young people get inheritances decades early, before the old people can waste it on healthcare and boomer vacations
>at least a few politicians will get it and die, freeing up space for younger leaders
>old faggots taking up space in jobs where they don't contribute will die, and young people can start moving up the corporate ladder again
Plus all this supply chain shock that's going on needed to happen. This will incentivize companies to stop building their products all over the damn world to save fractions of a percent in costs and will put a serious damper on Chinese business growth. Hell, if it gets bad enough over there they might even throw out the Communist government and rejoin the modern free world.

>>17966327
It's like somebody playing Pandemic and they're good.

>>17966275
Yeah uh hey retard, when you’re dealing with an emergent pandemic it’s usually best not to hand wave reports of disastrous consequences as “lol hearsay”

You morons have been living with milk and honey for way too long, this snide skepticism and casual disregard for the whole of human communication protected by your mother’s pocketbook is about to come grinding to a halt. I hope you live in a major city so you can really feel this depression full force.

goldfag here, should I sell my xgd and buy sqqq to trade on a bear monday?

>>17966327
>takes 3-8 weeks to kill once symptoms emerge
no it fucking doesn't stop making shit up

I'm laughing at all the retards still buying puts near the bottom and expecting a blood red Monday. Don't get rekt too hard.

>>17965922
based, needs a vocaroo

>>17966318
That's like 1 piece of bad news in a shitstorm of news that would make it's own mini-crash.

when you see it

>>17966334
That's assuming that literally every single body gets the virus. That's just not realistic.

>>17966344
Nobody's moving production back to developed economies when they can use cheap ass bugmen in some slave plant in the middle of China. It's simple economics.

THIS VIRUS ONLY KILLS NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS

>>17966140
>shitcoin
People don't even believe in gold anymore let alone a 200% meme like internet bux

>>17966349
I was one of the ones saying for months that this virus had the potential to be worse than a war but its useless to bring up memes like infertility or the virus living in your brain because it only makes you sound like schizos, the virus is already bad as it is.

BOBOBROS IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

>>17966007
based, ill join youj. just bought 20 cheers

>>17966342
idk im assuming he thinks >we are just a tourist state even though a lot of agriculture and literally every other industry is represented here

>>17966379
what about the jews? do they get off scott free?

>>17966232
>foreign crisis
Pure delusion lol
China didn't force Trump not to respond to the pandemic until it was too late. The crisis is entirely the result of not taking all of the measures currently still being implemented two months ago. Why is it that just in the past few weeks has testing capacity been ramped up? Why are we only now trying to get enough respirators? The economy is already shutting down and debates about how to respond are ongoing. Now we're even learning that politicians did in fact have foreknowledge and used it to sell out of the market instead of telling the public and preparing a response.
Trump is utterly dead in the water for November. A cardboard cutout of Hillary would win the election, which is essentially what Biden is anyway.

>>17966349
Kek listen to this faggot project. Kid if everything around gets rekt as hard your little peepee wants then life will suck for you as well. Reminder kid, there are women out there who wear heels bigger than your dick so stop playin.

Would GSK be worth buying for all the chronic respiratory illnesses caused by the virus? Everyone who's hospitalized will probably require medicine for the rest of their lives.

WALMART HIRING LMAO

>>17966377
Projections for California alone are 25 million.

>>17966376
>+39
how far does china have to lie through their teeth before somebody actually calls them out for being fucking insects

t.chink

>>17966402
Yeah you talk like white trash, I’m not surprised or concerned.

>>17966283
They're passing $1 trillion in stimulus on Monday morning.

NJ

>>17966391
It's been happening for a week straight.

>>17966376
Yeah i see Iran and China lying

>>17966379
I'm sorry anon.

>>17966219
>is not having enough ICU beds and Italy is one of the most well equipped countries in the world.
You do know that Italy has not been trying to save anyone over the age of 65 because they don't have enough equipment right?

my SPY call is for 3/25 should i sell today at a loss or wait in case monday it pumps after congress stimulus bill

>>17966425
priced in

>>17966428

THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY IS FASCISM. CAN WE AGREE ?

>>17966412
>>17966430
look at italy

>>17966321
it's upon us.. whats the chances that bitcoin started in 2008 by some unknown person?!?! fucking government man.. their system is breaking and this is one last chance to throw as much uselss cash as possible

LETS GO YA FACKING BULLS

>>17966223
TINKTINKTINKTINKTINKTINKTINK

>>17966435
You do know that's a lie? Only in the most affected hospitals they probably had to let some 80+ year old die.
Now in some other parts of Europe i could expect that happen and soon since they are completely ill equipped for this, the UK is one example.

>>17966430
china gives iran bio weapons and nuke weapons program by sending their scientists over to instruct

>>17966438
Jobs report is money, the unemployment numbers are gonna TANK markets

>>17966451
No fuck off back to pol.

>>17965845
The eussr doesn't kick out anyone, brainlet. It's more likely they'll pass laws making it illegal to leave because none of the populations are happy with what they are doing to them, none except the braindead krauts.

God Damn it spy dump and save me from this is crush

>>17966420
Kid I could give a fuck what you think, continue to project to make yourself feel better. Bernie lost to a senile Boomer and Santa isn't real kid, welcome to the real world.

>>17966451
Yes but itll take a few years of living in the Great Depression 2.0 forums to realize

>>17966438
Go look at the past two Mondays

>>17966052
SnibSnib
or
Nunu

>>17966482
Unemployment numbers are delayed until Thursday

>>17966482
>>17966438
meant MONDAY

>>17966482
what puts do i buy in anticipation

>>17966479
Oof, that sounds terrible having Chinese instructors. Chinese engineers are incredibly bad.

Are Trumpgibs still happening?

>>17966492
>posted from my iTrailer

>>17966412
its a characteristic of communists, being chinese is irrelevant

>>17966501
Source? Cuzs im buying puts before that, its gonna be bad and the market should be way down if it was priced in already

>>17966378
We're literally doing this as we speak with medical supplies, most notably ventilators. Domestic manufacturing IS making a comeback.

Will TVIX hit 500 again today? Feeling like I missed my chance

Massachusetts reporting its first corona death

>>17966451
NO! CAPITALISM IS THE BEST SYSTEM EVER TRIED

>>17966534
It was sub 450 earlier, was the perfect time to buy.

>>17966533
Yes, one item, in the biggest crisis since WW2. People don't want to work backbreaking labour for pittance in this country whereas in China they'll make you do whatever the fuck they want. If domestic manufacturing came back here the price of everything would skyrocket.

>>17966378
Well it looks like decades of "simple economics" are now dooming the entire world.
Either globalism dies or this will have countless repeats.

>>17966517
>I'm so awesome I can't imagine a red neck could have a way more successful life than me (Ted nugget) or a black man with HIV (magic mike)
Yeah kid it sucks I can already think of two people demographically worse off than you are but still way more successful and happy than you will ever be but what do I know I'm just a redneck posting from muh trailer tryna avoid this corona mess by the chinks.

SOMEBODY BAKE

>>17966451
>communism

fixed.

>>17966079
Could you explain why not?