/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for brrrrr

>>17962986
based bread baker. Lines when?

BEARS GETTING FUCKING DESTROYED LMFAO

short squeeze

Bought Jnug at 6, gold up, market up, dollar down, Jnug is still red. I am about to lose it.

>>17963052
I bought a 30 call for 04/17 on JNUG lol. How fucked are we

BASED TRUMP SAVES THE MARKET AGAIN TIME BUY SOME CHEAP STOCKS

I knew we might be getting another meme scam pump. My puts don't expire until 5/1/20, I'll just sit back and relax until next week.

>>17963047
>honey bears getting destroyed
>kodiak bears waiting for monday

kek, git gud newbie

>>17963068
Short in the afternoon really. Its so simple.

what do i do bros

Can we go higher?

alright who fucking made the double /smg/ threads

>>17963047
How do we know this is legit and not another crabtrap
Bobos are silently crying in the corner, but I don't like the way those crabs are looking at me.

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>>17963084
Of course, buy to your heart's content. Keep that pump going through the end of today bullbro.

>>17963082
what broker is that. looks comfy

30 MINUTES FOR MASSIVE BAILOUT LIKE NO OTHER IN US HISTORY

>>17963047
zoom out lil mumu nigga

>>17963078
its not a scam pump. shit that had zero income stream is just now getting government contracts. thats income. the gov is paying hotels to house patients and homeless. those rooms would otherwise be empty and earning 0 income which is priced into the shitty current prices. use your head fucking millennial

When is the trooomp poooomp?

>>17963107
The bears are just stuffing the bulls for Monday's slaughter. Cheap steaks here we come.

>>17963080
Shut the fuck up bearcuck we already reached the bottom theres no where to go but up now

>>17963119
cmc but its a cfd platform which is banned in burgerland

so I don't really expect the puts to do much today. But I'm thinking about allocating to intelsat more. Trying to figure out some other long term bottom buys to make...

>>17963122
>Green

>>17963097
crabbing till lunch is actual deadcat, bulls tricking bulls till lunch is over, then panic sets in and massive dump because everyone knows monday is bear territory

>>17962986
BASED HERVAJEC BTFOING OPTIMISTIC MSM NARRATIVE

You realize that all this green is gonna be wiped out in the weekend alone right?

>>17963047
I feel bad for whoever started placing down puts near 2200 S&P. That's the bottom. They had their chance 10 days ago.

>>17963145
sorry anon, the markets are CLOSED on the weekend, so that's not possible

Governor just confirmed New York state is shutting down tomorrow

>>17963128
you mean the troomp doompf right, anon?

>>17963154
>he doesn't know

IT WAS LOOKING DIRE BUT I THINK WE'RE BACK CRABLADS

Guyz, the markets are anti-Semitic!

>>17963154

>>17963154
there are pre and after markets

>>17963154
Based. Its true though. Cash gang all through weekend, both bears and bulls will be cucked come monday

THE VOLATILITY IS KILLING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

HELL IS NOT COMING. ITS HERE
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CNBC going full doomer.

HELL ISN'T COMING

IT'S HERE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17963145
I'm not worried, we get futures a day ahead.
We still have a long way to go today, though, things are looking up right now.

>SQQQ and VTIX pumping
I need you bulls to get in the game and start buying so I can get some more cheap before Monday.

>>17963183
CNBC talks only to retard passive investors who take the Big Bear Cock in times like these

>>17963180
>>17963183
LINK

>news spooking boomers
lmfao nice market you have

How about a little dump for my puts.

>>17963201
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/ YOU ARE WARNED AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17963180
>>17963183
They're viral marketing for nu-doom

NO GET HIM OFF THE AIR HE'S TANKING IT

>>17963205
>>17963183
>>17963180
MASSIVE BULL SIGNAL

OH GOD DAMN IT I WANTED CHEAP SQQQ TODAY

Hey there's a bit of a selloff on the S&P

NYC LOCKDOWN

NYC LOCKDOWN

MORE COMING

CNBC has actually turned into /pol/ tier doomer schizos. This is the bottom

IS THAT ORANGE FAGGOT TALKING AGAIN?

>>17963222
>MASSIVE BULL SIGNAL
>Kike York just got LOCKED

KEKEKEKEKEK BULLS ON CORONAWATCH

>>17963243
Yep.

>>17963163
You can't fight us, you can't frighten us. The panic is over bobo. You are just not important anymore. Be forgotten.

>>17963216
I wish. Vidya marketing will never be that good again.

>>17963239
>DOW will never go below 25k
>DOW will never go below 23k
>DOW will never go below 20k

>DOW will never go below 5k

You guys are buying cheapies right?
Your not actually shorting right? You are? Thats hilarious.

>>17963239
>everything is /pol/
after a while you should just shut the fuck up

>>17963243
Cuomo is advising people to just stay home.

>>17963224
We got greedy, we can only hope Trump pulls enough bullshit out of his ass calm the bulls and bring us to 24

>>17963250
Why is this fat fuck always late

>>17963259
>>17963265
delusional

Whitehouse stream link?

>>17963264

NO NO NO

BEARBROS

WE GOT TOO COCKY

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN NOW

>>17963273
>delusional

>>17963281
SNIB SNAB

>>17963276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXbxNT4ncXo

we The Division now

SPY is plummeting.

Bobo NO!

>people holding overnight getting snib snabbed
>meanwhile im making bux day trading

you people are crazy trying to predict what's gonna happen overnight/overweekend, try predicting what will happen in the next 1-5 minutes instead.

>>17963286
>I hate this guy, better post soijacks

>>17963273
>d-delusional

>down 500 in 15m
Glad to be representing team bobo

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>17963305
>>I hate this guy, better post soijacks

BULLS GOT DROPPED

THERE IS ONLY THE BEAR FUTURE!!

WE BEAR NAW

>>17963281
NY Governor just announced he's shutting down the whole state

Repent, in the name of Jesus Christ. "For God so loved the world that he gave his only son so that he who believed in Him should not perish but have eternal life."

>>17963321
It's just crab times, don't you worry

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS IT GOING DOWN NOW, I CAN'T GET MY POSITIONS FILLED WITH THIS RATE

>>17963290
THE ORANGE RETARD IS LATE AGAIN AAAAAA

hurry up and get Trump on tv

>>17963316
>>17963307
>mad

FUCK I need bulls fat today

ah, the scheduled pre-lunch dip, i will enjoy picking up some more cheapies

>>17963303
>tfw no 25k

>>17963327
FINES ARE BEING IMPOSED

>>17963251
check your charts, bull
you didn't fall for the trap, did you?

>>17963327
As if this is news. Just proves how obtuse bulls clearly are. Its only going to get worse. When will they learn?

Dear god my put options are swinging 50 dollars at a time here...

>>17963340
this i keep getting greedy and not selling for my profits, hoping my calls keep going up or puts keep going down and then i miss the swing and lose money

>>17962986
NOOOOOO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BUL-
BEA-
CRABBROS!

ARMY IN NEW YORK SOON

>>17963327
The source anon. It is needed.

>>17963344
>/pol/ shizo on news reee
>not mad

NY.

>>17963383
>seething /pol/tard

>>17963382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnXLdEdVinI

>>17963382
He's live here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlDmHsLhuU4

>>17963361
If only there wasnt some kike law preventing you from selling them when theyre high and buying back in when theyre low

>>17963387
Called it

WHERE IS JEROME

I WANT MY JEROME

MY ENTIRE SAVINGS ARE DESTROYED

HOLY SHIT SONICHU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>17963373
At least it's more fun than yesterday so far.

>>17963391
>false flagging /pol/ turbo kike

>>17963302

Aw god.
Look at the gme put iv.

>>17963387

oooooo he stealin

C'mon drompf I need the pomp so I can be a degenerate gambler and buy the TVIX for Monday's domp

CUOMO JUST SAID THE STATE IS GOING BLUE AND ITS BLUE VS YELLOW

RACIST AGAINST CHINESE VIRUS CONFIRMED

SELL ALL CHINESE FOOD HOLDINGS!

>>17963398
>>17963399
Thank you anons.

>>17963398
based CUOOOOMO

>>17963124
>already over

CRASH IT

>>17963402
Fucking go back to pol you absolute fucking imbecile.

where do I watch cnbc live? i can only find have gay ass yahoo finance on youtube

WE'RE BACK IN THE GREEN

NO NO NO BEARBROS

WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17963418
i need the poomp so i can just exit this faggot market for the day

>>17963418
I HAVENT SLEPT YET I NEED THE PUMP SO I CAN GO TO BED FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>17963418
>tfw missed TVIX for sub 450

>>17963391
Again there is fabled /pol/ I keep hearing from you lol

>>17963441

Praise Saint Jerome and I'll link it.

pls post fed printing brrr meme gif

Thinking of buying kroger

>>17963441
https://watchnewslive.tv/cnn1/

>>17963440
NO

>>17963441
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>>17963437
Trump is outflanking biden from the left and the Republican Party is going unironically based national socialism, it’s over for you

>dow plunged 500 in 15 minutes
What did I miss?

>>17963462

>>17963473
Dotard is late again.

>Bulls thought it was over

OHNONONONONO

>>17963441
chad clickondetroit coming through
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/national/2020/03/20/live-updates-nyse-dow-jones-stock-market-trading-on-big-board-on-march-20-2020/

Accumulate REFR cheapies

>>17963466
>>17963470
thanks dudes
now what button do i press?

>>17963473
Jew York locked down

>>17963441
I actually posted the wrong link.
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>Ils ont acheté ?
>Jetez-la

>>17963473
ny shutdown

>>17963485
he scheduled for 11:45 this time actually

>>17963462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNOGkKp375s&feature=youtu.be&t=51

>>17963497
NOOOOOOOOON MES GAINS

>>17963473
They're filming a sequel to the movie "Quarantine" in NYC only this time it's more than a single apartment

>>17963511
holy shit fucking techno very nice anon this was a pleasing surprise

>>17963437
Then explain why PDT exists faggot

first time trader, what stonks 4 lodsemone? I have 5k

>>17963487
Nice try bobo, this is just crab hours.

>this guy shilling "the market" on CNBC
initiate crab procedures, trump

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

Based Mumu shilling the market and the bottom on CNBC

KEEP RAISING THE BOOMERS HOPES UP

>>17963539
wait till monday

>>17963473
How could Trump have handled this entire crisis better? I feel like the markets were doomed to fail, and corona was just the trigger, but Trump definitely made some missteps.

>>17963550
wait for it

>>17963537
to prevent people from placing trades on margin and getting blown the fuck out without any money to pay for it

>>17963541
It does this whenever it's told

PRAY FOR TRUMP PUMP

>>17963537
Damn that's a big dividend I'm sure that won't get cut

CRASH ALREADY I'M LOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAH

I have SQQQ puts and I'm down 23% so far today

>>17963537
t. sub 5 digit account holder
back to robinhood kid

>>17963539
Wait for Donald to speak, then buy SQQQ and TVIX on the bump. Make sure you finish before he can ramble on too much though and everyone realizes how fucked we are.

>>17963580
Go to bed anon it's not happening until monday.

>>17963537
>PDT
Pattern day trading exists. So what?
Your pol idiocy is fucking stupid when you consider who wrote those rules and who was sitting on the SEC and FINRA when those rules were passed.

Dear god this is why you stupid fucks have a containment board. You are literally too stupid to be worth dealing with in normal day to day life.

I AM NEVER SELLING NY GOS DAMN STOCKA DO YOU HEAR ME? NEVER!

I DONT GIVE A SHIT I AM NWVER FUCKING SELLING!!!

>>17963580
YOUR POSITIONS WILL BE MARGIN CALLED IN 5 MIN

NO NO NO WE GOT TOO BULLY COCKBROS

>>17963573
Ugh
There was a time I wanted to pursue journalism

OH NO AMERIBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

https://healthweather.us/

>>17963332
Uhhh yeah based

>guy on NBC payroll died

>>17963511
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNOGkKp375s&feature=youtu.be&t=51
kek

>>17963593
>NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN KIKEARINOS

>>17963567
There's nothing really he could have done to stop the virus spreading but he could have started by
1. Not fucking denying that the virus existed in the US and that it was a democrat scheme to hurt his image
2. Getting the infrastructure for testing set up instead of dragin his heels for weeks

bros how do i avoid falling into spikey death pit?

OMG

Why are Banking stocks up 5+% today?

Sold my TSLA.
Peak reaches for this week.
See you at 300

PRICED IN

>>17963620
>I can't read.
Gonna spout your stone age mythology at us next?

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS WORLD I DONT WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE

>>17963626
Don't be on that ledge right before the spiky death pit. Spikes tend to not hurt as much if you just start on them.

>>17963626
NEVER SELL ALWAYS HOLD

>>17963636
ONE TRILLION DOLLARS BAIL OUT

>>17963614
Nothing in Washington state? I call bullshit.

>+0.19
bulls are officially BACK

NY STATE UNDER FULL SHUTDOWN

trump needs to quit with this always late shit

>>17963636
CNBC has been pumping the meme that banks are well capitalized (they are not)

>>17963641
yes, paganism is the way christcuck

I got FOMOd into buying TVIX at its peak. What should I be doing at this point. I just need one decent spike to sell this shit. Really don't want to wait over the weekend.

>>17963573

And yet bobos on this board still believe those same media outlets when they scream that we don't have the resources to handle the cases when they come.

>the highest number of ICU beds per 100K people
>number of mechanical ventilators per US population exceeds those reported by other developed countries

https://sccm.org/Blog/March-2020/United-States-Resource-Availability-for-COVID-19?_zs=jxpjd1&_zl=w9pb6

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21149215

>>17963550
just hold bro were coming back

CA locked down and now NY

What state is next? Place your bets.

>>17963654
Its showing an increase there too

>>17963682
cali is NOT locked down.

>>17963665
it's not scheduled till 11:45 anyways

i bought my first put options :D thx everyone the markets are going to go down on monday RIGHT ???

>>17963332
>Repent
no u

>>17963682
Texas

>>17963626
We have one up movement left before freefall.

>>17963665
He's scheduled for 11:45.

>>17963669
>Paganism is the way christcuck.
Too bad I'm an Athiest.

>>17963682
Florida for sure.

>>17963682
NJ

Thank you Kung Flu, I lost a job offer.

I just bought in with my roth IRA that's been cash til now. I'm gonna hodl forever and have a good retirement.

IS THE TRUMP SPEECH GONNA POOMP THE MARKET BROS?

>>17963628
>Becky Quick BLACKED on field assignment
rip in pieces becky's bull

>>17963628
f

>>17963703
Florida here, can confirm. We're going lockdown soon.

markets are actually reacting positively to the CA / NY shutdown

Its doing a lot of good, and will prevent a cluster fuck of cases like in italy, those clowns are still kissing and hugging on the streets

>>17963682
If Washington already shut down then Florida

>>17963699
*tips*

>>17963628
ABSOLUTE BULLISH SIGNAL

>>17963584
>not already holding SDOW and SPSX

ngmi

>>17963682
WA

>>17963682
How many states are locked down now? PA started yesterday.

>>17963682
go by population density

>>17963537
Oh you meant pattern day trading not $PDT kek

PDT laws are because in theory buying and selling stock involves shuffling literal pieces of paper around (the way banks in theory have dollars and not just IOUs) and that shuffle takes time to "settle"
My dad actually has some physical shares from a defunct company as a momento

>>17963706
damn son

>>17963706
You have balls to apply during the outbreak, I'll give you that anon.

>>17963716
You realize that the virus is already everywhere in the US right? America didn't do any testing for a month while Italy did way before them retard.

>>17963712
DOesnt matter its going to tank monday

>>17963737
more like he was accepted prior to shit hitting the fan and now they're running it back

>There are newfags ITT who still believe we're anywhere close to the end of the bear trend

We have merely erased the past 1.5 years of unwarranted pumping. The market grows on the presumption of greater growth in the future, when the economy STAGNATES, much less CONTRACTS, it pulls back. This is a bona fide crash and we will not be done until we're 50% from ATHs.

Catch some of the short squeeze pumps if you'd like but overall we're heading to SPY $200.

>>17963712
If Trump does my stock will sail to a 1500 gain today and thus make my fucking normal weekly paycheck in one fell swoop.

He's here

>>17963753
High IQ post

>>17963753
STFU poltard doomer

>>17963716
America hasn't even secured a reliable source of testing kits yet. The fuck are you talking about

>>17963063
I was gonna do that but they have no open interest or volume

LOOK AT THIS AND LAUGH

Guys I've been buying gold ETFs on the way down since 15 but I'm scared the crab's gonna hold my capital hostage, should I just get out next time I break even and buy the dip or hold out for more chaos?

>California and New York account for about 1/4 of American GDP directly, never mind indirectly
>Literally the largest and third largest economies in the US
>One is now on effective shutdown and the other is about to go into total shutdown
I don't see how stocks aren't about to implode frankly

WHERE IS THE ORANGE

>>17963805
Welcome to the stock market.

>>17963801
Snibby snab, qt crab

>>17963682
Washington

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXbxNT4ncXo
They're here

>>17963813
HE'S COOFING

>>17963805
sorry by 15 i mean I'm holding XGD bought between 15 and 10.

>>17963812
SHORT NOW DUMBASS

>>17963805
You know gold ETFs track mines not metal right?

why is ivanka on stage
is she here to announce orange man got corona'd?

>>17963825
why is that fat fuck always late

>>17963673
KEK JUST WAIT UNTIL THE CHINK VIRUS RAVAGES MEXICO AND WE GET CARAVANS OF MILLIONS OF SICK REFUGEES WHO WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF FREE TREATMENT AT OUR HOSPITALS

>>17963813
AAAAAAH BLOOMPF HAS THE COOF

>Pompeo and Ivanka in the house

This is gonna be a big one.

>>17963805
Nigger why you bought at the start of the pandemic in US? Wait for the economy to shit for real.

>>17963776
>me on the right

>>17963782
he's right, though.

CNN already on damage control mode. Where were this headlines a few weeks ago before everyone started to panic?

a week ago

>THE DEADLY COVID SARS CORONAVIRUS COVID19

now that they are deploying the fucking army to lock down entire cities and contain riots

>it's only a mild flu! stay calm, goy!

>>17963826
>"President Trump has tested COVID-19 positive"

I sold into the negative.
At least I can sell now rather than waiting with my bags another month or so

>>17963820
fair enough, wish me luck bearbros

The US is ending, start the poomp

>>17963752
>>17963737
Yup that's exactly what happened. I applied back in mid January, did the interview late January and we were just getting all the paper work done.

orange man is here

>>17963712
YES

Cuomo saying be possibly prepared to stay in your apartment for 2,3,4 months. For the foreseeable future.

Good news and fake optimism only Trump. I want you to pump this cow up to bursting.

>>17963841
mexico closed its borders m8

C H I N E S E

orange man will crash the economy bruh

QUICK WHATS A GOOD BUY IN PRICE FOR TVIX????

>Boeing managed to pull up
how

>CHINESE VIRUS

GYNESE VIRUS

CHINESE VIRUS

>Chinese virus.
And I watched stocks dip half a percent as he said that.

>>17963851
>black girl is the tumbling tumbling bear market
>arm is the jews

>>17963782

I'm not a doomer. I've sat here in this market for 5 years as a cautiously optimistic investor waiting for this day. This is how the market works. Trade war and conflicts with NK/Iran were nothingburgers, this is a fundamental crisis. When the economy stops so does the dance, we will rebound in 2021 but don't be a fool and lose your money right now.

CHINESE VIRUS

STUDENT LOANS WAIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17963838
Yes, but it still reflects the price of gold right?

>>17963845
I got some good discounts when it crashed as people were desperate for liquidity, since then I've just been holding not knowing what to do.

trump dabbing on nerds

>HE'S ACTUALLY CRABBING THE MARKET

>>17963881
<500, hold over weekend, sell

>>17963884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Z-d1Zx02o

NAME THE CHINK MENACE EVERY CHANCE YOU CAN

Shanghai Shivers
Sino Sneeze
Beijing Bug
Beijing Bung Lung
Tiananmen Toxicant
Wuhan Whatchamacallit
Wuhan Wheeze
Wuhan Weapon
Wuhanic Plague
Whumonia
Seoul Damage Control
Tokyo Airborne Torpedo
Rangoon Doom
Lo Mein Pain
Cantonese Killer
Jingpei Jitters
Dim-Sum Diarrhea
Xinping Cough
Guangdong Gout
Confucian Cancer
Szechuan Sore Throat
Coolie Cooties
Terminal Taoism
Mandarin Malady
Hong Kong Cholera
Hong Kong Fluey
Asian Microinvasion
Asian Ailment
Chinese Cough Pandemic (CCP)
Chinaids
Red Plague
Bamboo Burden
Egg Roll Toll
Teriyaki Terror
Wu-Flu
Winnie the Flu
Kung-Flu
Wu-Ping Cough
Yellow Fever
Genghis Cough
Fu Manchu Fever
Xi Jinplague
Brack Prague
Chinese Virus
Chinese-Origin Viral Infectious Disease
Communist Offensive Viral Infectious Disease
Lung Pao Sicken
Sweet n' Sour Sicken
Rice Rabies
Finger Trap Clap
Chinky Fever
Oriental Onset
Zipperheads' Biological Warhead
Ching-Chong Chang Flu
Gook Germ
Gook Puke
Gooking Cough
Chinkpox
Chinaman Infliction
Bat Eating Nigger Gook Flu
Batbola
Slant-Eyes' Demise
Slant-Eye Sickness
Wet Market Surprise
Communist Lung Herpes
China's One-Corpse Policy
Som Ting Wong
Panda Pandemic
The Great Sneeze Forward

>>17963852
Dumbass. Mild symptoms mean not requiring ventilation. You can still get pneumonia and be classed as mild.

>>17963884
massive bailouts. the fed is literally buying everything and you will pay for it.

>>17963906
*for 16 days

>>17963851
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>Oh teehee~
>sorry anon i didn't see you there :3

dumpf is on? you know what to do

>boeing at -4.28B cash flow
this is going to be GM 2.0, you better short this fucker.

>>17963920
>The Great Sneeze Forward

soon

>More good news
HES GONNA CANCEL STUDENTS LOANS ISNT HE

>>17963920
Fucking nice

>>17963926
you don't get it do you. It doesn't matter what the reality of the disease is, it's how it is portrayed by the media to get a certain response.

>drumpf speaks
>goes into the red
Why?

>>17963948
could you imagine if they do this
could you imagine him getting all 50 states this fall
fuck

God he says a whole lot of nothing.

I want Dr. Birx to vaccinate me

Recycle

>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021

>>17963948
Boomers on suicide watch lmao

>>17963937
load 'ze corona FUD

>Chad will be making a statement.

>>17963952
>listening to media

Why does this bitch blink so god damn much pretty untrustworthy

>>17962986
>think carefully again before talk
>should I do this?
>*cough
>CHINESE VIRUS

GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED

RETAIL GONNA MOON AS RETARD ZOOMERS SPEND THEIR STUDENT LOAN MONEY ON CONSOOMER GOODS

>>17963948
5D CHESS MOVE, OUT-DEMOCRAT THE DEMOCRATS SO THEY ARE FORCED TO FIGHT HIM AND BE CONTRARY TO THEIR OWN PLATFORM WHILE LOOKING LIKE RETARDS

>>17964000
>having to pay for your own bailout, with interest

it's a very good deal, goy!

>>17963915
Fake news faggot

>>17964000
Medicaid for all! Insurance btfo

>>17964038
seriously, fucking kikes

>>17963671
I hope you only bought one, otherwise...

i just burped and hiccuped at the same time

>>17964068
:^)

>>17964068
heh

>>17964068
cute

>>17964068
lol just like the markets right now :)

WHY IS SQQQ GOING UP BROS I WANTED TO BUY TODAY

Witching hours are over.
Monday will be red

wasnt there supposed to be a huge pump?

>>17964321
today will be red too.

>>17963987
she is supressing a coof... watch her larynx twitch

>>17964067
Nope, 10. I fucked up. What should I do?

>>17964286
Because Trump can't resist taking potshots at the chinks and hasn't given the retard bulls any hope.

>>17964362
Smh desu senpai

>>17964390
If you were me what would you do?

>>17964475
Invest in rope

>>17964338
heh

>>17964614
We back bobos