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CRAB

WERE GOING BACK UP BEARS GET FUCKED HAHAHAHHA

Here is the plan guys...crab until Trump conference..then GOLDEN BULL restarts.

NO NO NO

WE WERE TOO COCKY BEARBULLBROS

>>17961243
AND WERE GOING BACK DOWN BULLS GET FUCKED HAHAHAHAH

>>17961234

snibbity snib, hello mr crab :)

Anyone grab UVXY at 88$?

You guys have until 2 hours left to take advantage of this downturn before Trump pumps with the stimulus bill.

WE DID IT CLOWN BROS, THE FUTURES ARE OURS

NNNOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY ____BROS

wait bros i was supposed to be green today...

>>17961243
Teasing just makes the bear hungrier.

>>17961260
LINE GO UP AAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>>17961234
*SNIB* *SNAB* HEHEHEHEHE

>>17961269
Trump is nuking the economy
he put all his money on SQQQ

Dude
GUSH
lmao

if i know a stock will go down a lot on monday. What type of trade would i do to make the most money out of it? Just shorting the normal stock or creating another kind of order that can sit over the weekend? im a eurofag btw.

>>17961269
Trump has another talk in 2hours?

>below 20k again
wew

And down we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>17961261
Please don’t do this to paddington

holy shit, with the volatility and all, debit spreads are FREE FUCKING MONEY. Seriously I can buy debit spreads on spy that are $20 itm and make +10% lmfao who the FUCK is selling these to me? do they actually think a +$20 move on spy is gonna happen? OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BABEY WE'RE GOING TO SPY200 AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING ON THE RECESSION IM 100% READY TO LIVE IN MY CAR FOR A FEW FREE TRADES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK BOOMERS TOO BTW

WALLA

guys should i withdraw $20k from my 401k and buy stocks?

>>17961220
can't find a news article about it but it looks like vegas is opening back up. the resort stocks are mooning on insider news

I told you

>>17961220
Holy fuck the market is unstable today

STOP FALLING
MY GAINS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17961262
Yes. Please go up.

>it's another AAAAAAAAAAAAA episode

BASED REDPILLED DELUSIONAL IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS *SNIB SNAB* AHHH POOMFP OR IM FINACIALLY ROOOINIINGGGGGGGG

>>17961220
Who my SQQQ holders here?

>>17961255
What an abortion of an image

Why is it dumping? I already sold all my puts at a loss. That's lame.
My plan remains to buy back in to UVXY at 3:50 for cheapies after the pump, but still.

What’s this one

>>17961301
You would make the most by keeping what you have it but SNSS

>>17961301
>>17961301
buy calls on $spy @ 270 for like a 3/27

>>17961302
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/ -> 11:45 ET
If you want you guys can bet on him takning the economy, but I doubt he does a repeat of last Friday dump.

Found this little bovine out back trying to run some stops.

>>17961321
C L O W N
MARKET

>>17961269
That's all I need, get the NASDAQ back down to 7150 and I'm out.

>buying on a Friday
>Buying during a pandemic
>Buying during an oil war
>Not at least hedging your bull with puts

PERMANENTLY DAMAGED

NO NO NO

HOW WILL I BUY MY SOLD OUT TENDIES IN THE SUPERMARKET


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crab scuttling down to 15K over the next month
Default crisis in 1.5-3 months, small businesses slaughtered, 20% unemployment, every industry begging for bailouts, sub20$ oil with no demand and huge supply
EOY: DOW below 10K S&P below 1K

>muh quadruple witch!!!

WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17961321
>witching
>>17961332
yo

>>17961312
Retard, it’s Wallah or Voila

And up we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>17961301
Call options

>>17961338
Number of costumers of your mama?

what do I buy /b/izros

The NASDAQ is up because of medical stocks right, it's been consistently about 2% ahead of the DOW and S&P lately

>>17961332
Here

>>17961328
That's every episode. Dragon Ball market.

Today is a green day

>>17961364
uppy uppy

>>17961332
Too late

>>17961314
You will pay a $2k penalty for early withdraw and the $20k will be subject to your marginal income tax rate.

>>17961280
>>17961287
>>17961305
>>17961324
>>17961330
>>17961345

WE'RE GOING BACK UP BULLBROS

BEARS BTFO'D

>>17961338
Move along goy, nothing to see here

Guess I didn't sold too early. :)

>>17961345
AAAAND WE'RE BACK
NEVER GOING BELLOW 20K EVER AGAIN

CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET
MOVES LIKE CRAB
IS A MARKET

>hedged yesterday expecting the pooooooomp, crabs

Bogged again

>It's a crab episode
Getting real tired of this cum guzzling market.

>>17961353
>who enter intensive care

NO! SNSS is down a penny! Every penny is 2%! Doesn't the market know that my retirement is on the line here?

>>17961395
It literally just did

>>17961243
Bears want today ultra green retard

>>17961370
SNSS

>>17961301
Shorting CFD with a 1:200 leverage :DDD

>Cramer talking about America beating the Chinese in manufacturing

HAHAHAHA

>>17961353
>lung function meme
Don't give a fuck. My lungs are already rekt from smoking, Corona is just gonna kill me and I won't have to deal with the consequences.

WHATS RAY DALIO MODE?

Whatd Dalio do? Why is Jim talking about him like he pulled an Ackman or what?

Wallah, the DOW will never go below or above 20k again.

take it out while you can

>>17961301
least risk for most gains is selling a naked call on the underlying you like

>>17961382

>>17961423
The chink hospitals have buckets catching water dripping from the roof.

>>17961418
>>17961406
It amazes me you guys are still sure the buyout will still happen in this recession

>>17961399

Millions of amateur retards placed stops under the Christmas line.

Fund managers tank it under there to trigger those, get free cheepies, then buy in.

This is a sign they actually think we're back. Blowing up at 8% on open is not a good sign. This is. When market makers come in they don't want everyone to know.

>oil finally crashing again
Holy shit are people retarded or what

Well I’ve learned a few lessons today.

>>17961301
Don't listen to anybody here. Look into puts. And do some research yourself before somebody recommends the wrong move

>>17961437

Ray Dalio got caught with his pants down and took a -20% haircut.

"Cash is trash" - Ray Dalio, 2019

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY CRABBROS

>he doesnt realise it's all about oil

>>17961418
>SNSS

>>17961459
the oil industry is fucked lmao

>>17961459
Who the fuck needs oil? Nobody's commuting, airlines are bankrupt, China's shut down and not making cheap plastic crap.

>>17961220
Can you guys please stop selling?
If we all just not sell we can ride it out together and then we will ALL be rich.

>>17961459
What do you mean

>>17961413
>today
Seethe you fucking retarded bear. You missed the bottom. Today and every other day will be green from here on out.

>Us stocks down
>futures up
2 minutes later
>US stocks up
>futures down
wat

swing traders loving exxon right now

>>17961448

China has 1.5 billion people with a GDP per capita far below America. I'm sure you're 100% right.

That doesn't mean that they aren't a larger industrial power.

>>17961484
This, hold you pussies.

>>17961472
Why did you just dox yourself?

>>17961370
BA

>>17961243
thanks for the cheapies, down we go next week

>>17961418
SNSS is the only stock I have in my IRA right now. I figured that its prospects are relatively unaffected by coronavirus. It's the efficacy of the drug that's going to make or break it, and even if coronavirus does cause a sell off, it's pretty cheap ATM (I made the comparison the other day that even GALT has a market cap approximately twice SNSS). I have some other stocks I like, but I'm thinking the virus will give a better opening in due time.

>oil oversupplied globally
>everybody refusing to cut production
>literally 50% of the usual demand worldwide as the world shutters up and stops moving for the pandemic
>this in the midst of a climate that has been shifting from oil to renewables and nuclear

If you're trying to time oil right now you're retarded.

>Green again

NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>17961465 >>17961367
i am but the puts and calls are very complicated.
I dont understand what to make of this?

>>17961490
It's almost like the market is very volatile or something

>>17961301
put options without autofill. options control more of the stock at a cheaper overall price and the spread (the profit) is the same once you are in the money

>>17961484
IF I DON'T SELL I'M GOING TO LOSE ALL
MY MONEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

1% yesterday, 2% today!
Yeah, I think we're back bullbros

>>17961459
>>17961479
>>17961475

How much further down does it have to go? Is this a good time to buy?

>>17961523
>k
>v
?

>>17961423
People here only listen to that clown for memes right?

why is this aloud?

>>17961539
k = buy
v = sell

>>17961517

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/stophunting.asp

I wanted to put in a shitload of money into stocks on the bottom. If I missed it I’ll be crushed. Do you guys think it’ll have another big crash?

>>17961459
Saudi's make oil at $3 a barrel. We're going into the fucking toilet.

>>17961544
Say it louder!

>>17961533
HAH, no. More and more states in the US, and more countries will be shutting down soon.

>ZM
How high can it go bros?

>>17961453
I've never said anything about a buyout, and I don't know that anyone else has said they are gambling on a buy out. If SNSS just demonstrates firmer evidence of efficacy, won't people be interested in leukemia treatments regardless of coronaviruses or recessions? SNSS is cheap now. Even if the market decides that SNSS is as valuable as GALT, the stock will double in price.

>green
>red
>green
>red
AVE CRABVS

>>17961490
Crabs took control, we gonna stuck -1 +1 for the rest of the day

>>17961546
Why though

Made a long-term $1 call on OILU. Go make me my money.

>>17961544

SQUEEEEEZE

real talk though that's a decent company that's getting overreacted on. Once it's business as usual in 2 months they're going to skyrocket.

>>17961533
buy when it's negative

I just bought 4k of BABA, did I fuck up? Stil have 80k to burn.

What is this pattern called?

>>17961533
Russia hasn't signalled it's going to back down and the Saudis are trying to kill whatever remaining oil industry is left in the world so use your best judgement, pal

>>17961565
i dontknow , i dont understand why puts and calls are so complicated in EU

>>17961553

We've merely wiped out the year's gains. We have another 20% to fall.

>>17961578

the indecisive market

>>17961578
the crustacean shuffle

>>17961578
The snib snab

>>17961553
No. You had all last week and this Monday to buy. If you didn't, you missed the bottom. I don't know what else to tell you.

>>17961553

>>17961578
The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17961578
'IV crushed'

>>17961565
Kauf/Verkauf

>>17961578
The bear correction.

so far i have not taken as big a hit on my positions as I expected

I am really hopping we just keep crabbing today. finished at around these levels ~+/- 2% would be ideal for black monday.

>>17961544
bailouts

>>17961553
next monday is your last chance

>>17961466
Nah he’s talking about something else, like Ray Dalio freaked out and is fleeing the virus or something.

>>17961578
Drunken witch tries to maintain altitude

>>17961559
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

Here comes the pump.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

Someone tell me what to do so I can do the opposite and get rich

>Negotiations in Congress were gaining steam over a more than $1 trillion stimulus package aimed at helping small business and industries that have been hit hard by the impact of efforts to contain the new coronavirus epidemic.
>The package will also reportedly include direct payments to U.S. taxpayers up to $1,200 per individual.
HERE WE GO

>>17961553
Don't worry about buying the exact bottom. Stocks are not going to fall 30% (e.g.) or more over a period of weeks then go back up 30% in the span of a day. If you buy now, stocks will undoubtedly go down more and you will eat additional losses. If you wait until stocks are more steadily going up, you may miss out on some gains at the bottom, but you can speculate later with less uncertainty.

>>17961592
You're not wrong...

WE DID IT CRAB BROS
NOUS SOMMES UN MARCHÉ CRABE

>>17961609

All the billionaires self isolated a month ago. Bill Gates and Bob Iger resigned from their positions.

I'm buying 20k of this and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>17961592
>TA
retard

>>17961578
The, "Indecisive squirrel on a road"

>bulls btfo
>bears btfo
>crabs snib and snab
we /crabworld/ now

>>17961639
RIP anon

>>17961639
It will not go below $100.

>>17961631

CRAB GANG

Daily reminder NOT to call it the Chinese virus. Lulu Chu has been very upset on Twitter. Vina Sky isn’t happy either.

>>17961578
Fucked

>>17961639
Good choice.

>>17961639
well, gl to you good sir

How do I stop getting turned on by cuckolding, NTR, femdom, small penis humiliation (SPH), femdom, feet, high heels, beta humiliation and virgin humiliation?

BLOOD MONDAY FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

>>17961639
It's gonna go lower man everything is shutting down still

HOLY FUCK SNSS JUST ANNOUNCED THEY HAVE A A PROVEN CORONAVIRUS TREATMENT AND VACCINE READY TO SHIP.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>SP500 going down this week
>US treasuries ALSO going down


this is GENERAL LIQUIDATION

oh this is gonna be bad

How I hate crabs

>>17961643

>>17961666
>vaccine
Nice bait

>>17961658
oh boy
seek a psychiatrist

>>17961624
What stocks or other investments is everyone going to buy with their Trumpbucks? If the plan comes out like I read last night and I understood it correctly, I should get $3,900 (married + three children). ODP stock is starting to look good to me, and I'm sure it will go further on sale soon.

CRAB

>>17961652
How about Chink virus?

>>17961639
>20k of this
not for long lmao

Trump dump address today? or should i go to sleep?

>>17961640

Uh huh. Explain why we're seeing resistance at 2300 on the S&P, the same low of December 2018.

>>17961643
fucking based

>>17961578
Whiplash

>>17961611
kek, I imagined that

>>17961666

That's it, I'm gonna eat a crab.

>>17961484
Kek I'm getting rich off shorting this bitch

>>17961652
Fine, Kung Flu it is.

>>17961668
Hedge fund strats are gonna be fucked......

I'm gonna wait to buy at least a few weeks. The risk of a blood bath is high if or when COVID blows up in the states. Fuck crypto; it's the equivalent of buying a lottery ticket.

>>17961681
Nothing, I'm not getting Trumpbucks.

>tfw being on Team Fed

>>17961639
>he doesn’t know that shareholders get liquidated in a bailout

>>17961658

Buy oil at $20-$21 and dress like a Texan cowboy.

YEEEEHAHHHH

>these GUSH bagholders

KEK

>>17961658
zinc supplements, you need to boost your testosterone production.

God I fucking hate crabs. Crabselling should be ILLEGAL.

And down and up and down and up and down and up

Guys when the market will shit the bed again?

>>17961690

Sleeping is for poofters.

You're not a poof, are ya mate?

>>17961733
I buy at -1% and sell at 1%

>>17961658
unironically stop watching porn

>>17961666
proof retard

How the fuck is oil still going down?

Do I buy puts? What the fuck do I buy puts on?

fuck it i just bought some MGM. lets hope for bailout news

Has it crossed anyone’s mind that maybe capitalism just doesn’t work?

>>17961750
STAHP

>>17961759
buy this put
*puts dick on your forehead*

>>17961744

Soon.

But not too soon.

They will trap the bargain buyers.

>>17961652
i was so happy when Lord Trump called it the Chinese Virus at the beginning of his speech the other day.

fuck china for trying to cover up that it came from there, that they did such an awful job preventing spread.

italy now have more deaths than china in official numbers. but how dumb do you have to believe that china's deaths are lower than italy's? china locked down one city but the outbreak happened during chinese new years, it's running amok all over the country.

>>17961758
Better question, why would it go up?

>>17961756
this is an SNSS ANON alt. he lost all his money and his job and is now resorting to pajeet shitcoin shilling.

>>17961758
1 Saudi Prince Somewhere wants a PS5

>>17961769
capitalism created the most wealthy, prosperous, technologically advanced civilization in human history
but the chink flu make line go down so we need to get rid of it right? lmao

>>17961675
>>17961684
>>17961697
>>17961742
>>17961750
kek saved future use
stock up on your crabos guys this is life now

Grug like

>>17961758
WTI literally hit $21 a barrel just yesterday, there's still plenty of room for it to fall

>>17961769
ok commie cuck and or socialist susy

>>17961756
His trips are enough

>>17961758
Oil is kill
Price/production war happening at the same time demand is plummeting

>>17961780
No, I'm not. Haven't lost any money, still have my job. On temporary unpaid leave. You people need to stop buying bullshit.

>>17961793
What is the cost of production tho?

>>17961578
The CrabGod's Claw

>>17961798
>>17961793
>>17961781
>>17961776
Might have to take a road trip with my Trumpbux....

>>17961758
>Worlwide slow down of fucking everything
>Hey let's do a price war on top of that

>>17961769
>Artificially suppressed interest rates by central banks and corporate bailouts
>capitalism
Pick one

>>17961788
Buy the dip.

Do you guys think there will be a good entry point for SQQQ today, or TVIX?

>>17961802
>unpaid leave

FINANCIALLY

RUINED

>>17961803
It varies by country

>>17961762
>bought MGM

Anon, have you ever been to an MGM resort? The Luxor and the Grand are some of the shittiest, falling apart at the seams 80s properties out there.

This event will only push even more of the real degenerates into online gambling.

>>17961812
gotta love the rich

>>17961759
SPY

>>17961812
How convenient

>>17961666
Vade, Satana!

>>17961804
nice

>>17961793
>WTI

Is WTI worth buying now?

>>17961823
Yes, before monday.

>not buying Boeing at $1

>>17961823
How high can TVIX still go?

>>17961220
OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO C-

>>17961828

I thought the Luxor was OK. The pyramid meme was neat. Everything's overpriced in Vegas though. What's the superior stock, Caesar's?

>>17961639
Good choice, and don't listen to these retarded doomers.

>>17961812
Probably because of that

>>17961803
You dont think theyll sell at a loss?

>>17961769
It doesn't work, but we're forced to participate in this system or die, really.

>>17961825
I feel like all of us who were able to get unpaid leave rather than fired have enough savings to last this nonsense

>>17961812
Thank the based Russians for starting it and America's greatest ally for making it worse

>>17961696
Self-fulfilled prophecy. You are not the only one watching the charts and looking for Fib retracements and the golden/death cross.

>"Huge rally"
>1%

>>17961775
I can't wait for MIGA boomers to die out from Corona virus. Thanks chinks.

>>17961852
Saudis and Russia def would. But I don't think USA producers can affor it

WHY THE FUCK IS KROGER FALLING SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JetBlu is looking nice but it only makes sense if they can survive the next few months.

>>17961855
Exactly.

>>17961787
Well it's better than boboposters at least. They seem pretty quiet now

>-91%
i-i'll just buy the dip right bros?

>>17961802
>"w..we...we're not broken up she just said she needs space right now"

getting your just deserts for bringing in noobs to loose hundreds so u could have a penny bump.

>>17961866

I'm honestly thinking that's the point. Oil at these prices is going to KO a lot of American producers.

>>17961867
hodl dude everyone needs food :^)

Leafistanian here. Remember to SCOUP that schlomo bank stock next week. Cibc buyers may not apply

I'm a wage slave working at starbucks who lives in California.
Last might I decided to come into work and help out, 4 people out of the maybe 15 people who came in from 8 PM till 10:30 said "At least you have a job."
Keep in mind, these people with no jobs are coming in to starbucks and blowing their money. The unemployment rate here has gone up X10 in the last week
People are buying frivolous things with their savings. This is most certainly, a dead cast bounce. As people suddenly feel like they "have more money" upon withdrawal, they tend to spend it.
To out into perspective, the first lady who came in when I clocked on ordered 5 lattes, and 4 frappuccinos. The order came out to about $45. Are people really spending their money on the essentials or, did they get a lot of money and feel like they can spend?

>>17961823
>>17961845
Not a bad time to buy UVXY lads, check it out

Is this the bottom?

how long is this fukkin crab gonna go on?!?! I CANT TAKE IT! DIE YOU CRAB FUCKER

>>17961845
I"m not sure, but its touched 1000 already. Kicking myself for selling at 100. really sad about that.

can this shoot up or down already?

Bullish

>>17961863
>"Huge dip"
>-1%

>>17961253
HOLD STRONG. DON'T LET YOUR PUTS SLIP

>>17961863
+

>>17961865
CCP shill pls go

>>17961828
+

>>17961818
+

>>17961798
+

>>17961881
It's a clear bid from russia to knockoff the american shale oil industry

>>17961788
HAHAHAHA that faggot has definitely killed himself by now

Just bought Alaska Air(ALK) at $25. It was $90 three years ago.

Good news everyone, we are never going below 20,000 ever, ever again

>>17961898
you fool the crab is eternal

someone draw a picture of bobo smashing the crab

>>17961823
>>17961888
personally i wouldn't be buying on a friday, look at the changes happening on the previous mondays. the weekend can be very unforgiving

>>17961897
it's only been a week since the flight bans started to happen

>>17961769

The Chinese have "capitalism" downpat, wouldn't you agree?

State subisidies toward industry, bring foreign companies into China, keep a 51% state ownership of the factories, reverse engineer, dominate markets.

They are playing on a level that retarded liberals can't even comprehend.

>>17961802
I currently have about 15% of my IRA in SNSS and 21% in bond mutual fund shares. The rest is sitting in cash. What do you think is the optimal portion of SNSS in an IRA at this point in time? Should I go up to 20% or even 25%? Higher?

>>17961885
45 dollars...
That was like what I spent eating outside 5 days a week in a city in australia in total...

>>17961901
Well, I bought at 925, so we both fucked up maybe. I need it to hit at least 850 to sell without losing anything, though it'll cancel out my other bear gains. I don't want to wait out the weekend. I'll have a stomach ulcer.

>>17961885
Albeit in insane California, good observation.

>>17961903
holy shit

>>17961624
I love this gif

>>17961885
wow she must have been thirsty, or perhaps she was ordering for a group ya dingus

>>17961903
Trumpvilles by the end of summer, thousands standing in bread lines flying their Trump flags

>SPY IV crush starting to kick in
Sorry put bros

>>17961921
>buying airlines now when the US starting to ban all travel
I can your basketball and purple drank from here

>>17961929

It has its benefits but state micromanagement always leads to less innovation and growth long term. Competition is the only way. Yes, they're more flexible during a crisis but they put an effective cap on their growth potential during the longer boom periods. Economic freedom is important. China's economy is a literal facsimile of existing American enterprises, they wouldn't even exist without their superior free market counterpart.

>>17961903
>>17961949

>Goldman Sachs

I'd trust those faggots as far as I could throw them.

>>17961905
in relation to the trillions being shoved into the market, it's pathetic.

>>17961885
people in the healthcare field drink a ton of coffee

that or people who are unemployed are acting like they are on welfare...

you guys expecting anything from the trump talk today? any expected news or what?

>>17961885
I think it's also the fact that people are finally just saying screw it. They've worked so hard for so long and perhaps they haven't enjoyed much of that discipline. It's possible they're seeing that their labor was worth less than they thought, and the discipline and all other investments put into the income growth haven't payed off considerably so, why not?

new

>>17961960
>>17961960
>>17961960

>>17961964
It's hurting callbros to

>>17961964
I’m happy, honestly. Time to reup on my late April puts so I can sell them once the next wave of bad news comes out.

>>17961964
Cheaper options aint that bad

>>17961903
>Goldman sachs
ok....

>oil reaches $28 overnight
>craters back to $24 on open
Uh okay then...

>>17961971
Nothing has been pumped into the market yet

>>17961903
Time to invest in the unemployment industry

Ugh, this fucking market man.

>>17961910
mfw all puts down 20%

>>17961969
Reports already came in from 15 states. 600k jobless claims. Not hard to imagine 2M when all the other states report.

>>17961903
(Est.)
Until it happens, it doesn't happen.
This is the problem with the media and their (((models))). They sensationalize everything to the extreme.
>IF EVERYONE IN THE USA GOT CORONA XX,XXX WOULD BE DEAD! OUR MODEL TOLD US!
It'd be too costly for companies to lay everyone off, then in a month or two, rehire and train new people.

>>17961979
today they're opening up the trumpbux bill to democrats so there'll be a push for that
maybe some more updates on testing rollouts and the therapeutics

>>17961966
Trump announcing bailouts in an hour

>>17961769
I doesn't work, but it's the best system we have.

>>17961930
That's up to you man, SNSS is on the verge of 2 partials, they've found their target patient population and are overenrolling 500mg trials.

>>17962025
Fuck off back to stocktwits, tranny

>>17961612
Are these the new Tesla respirators?

Bros do I buy sqqq before or after trump speech

WHY IS THIS ALOUD

>>17961954
On the night of a government mandated lockdown? Sure.

>>17961769
idk if it's still capitalism, but current system is definitely flawed

>>17962077
hold steady.

monday is going to be a bloodbath. just look at the average downtrend on a weekly basis.

im done for
should have closed yesterday with -80

>>17962025
The thing is, I don't know any other stocks that really look "good" right now. Lacking better options, I think maybe 25% is merited at this point.

>>17961758
>entire world economy is fucked/standing still
>saudi assholes start producing more and actually announced that they will export more of their oil even switching to natural gas for some uses so that they can maximize export
why the FUCK would it go up

GREEN MONDAY CONFIRMED!! MITCH MCONNEL JUST SAID MONDAY IS THE DEADLINE! BUY BUY BUY

>>17962102
iron hands brother

>>17962072
After, shit always pumps after he starts going off on a China tangent

>>17961783
Workers did all of that. We’d have made the same technological innovations regardless. Most of the breakthroughs were largely or entirely a result of government research.

HAHAHA BAILOUT INCOMING! OR MAYBE NOT BUT AT LEAST PEOPLE THINK THERE IS, CONGRESS IS WORKING ALL WEEKEND AND WILL PASS BILL MONDAY


I HOPE WE GET OUR NEETBUX

>>17962084
Priavate ownership of production in a market economy based on wage labor with generalized commodity production for the purpose of generating profit.

Ticked every box, man. It's capitalism; while intertwined, economics and politics are two different spheres. The argument od no government or max government intervention in the market is still one based upon foundational capitalism.

>>17962143
>>17962121
thats not how it works

>>17962128
because people know Trump is going to fight for america to bring the manufacturing and economy back to our shores

>>17962166
they have a hard deadline given to by treasury secretary they are going to pass someting on monday. that sliver of hope is going to pump friday since nobody can buy sat and sun

>>17962142
workers do nothing without the owners that took the capital and market risks in the first place dumb nigger lmfao

>>17961967

MUH FREE MARKET

>as Mr. Schomobergstein sends his factory job to China

>>17962142
Workers isn't a system of organization. People don't just build the best most easy to live in societies without some sort of incentive. Capitalism is flawed, and it's not the best system, but it's probably the system that would best create the resources and technology we have today. It is time to reel it in for a system that cares more explicitly about our culture and people though, while maintaining what we've gained along the way.

is SQQQ still a buy at EOD?

>tfw 25% discount if you use Trump Bucks to but SPY

>>17962218

JETS is already going up. who else is going to get bailed out/?

>>17962218
Money isn't the only incentive people have to do things, in reality.

Is the crash over bearbros?

>>17962219
Idk but I just got some at ~$24, hoping for a midday pump after Trump's speech, gonna sell and hopefully buy more EOD

>>17962255
never

>>17962255
Its just getting started imo. Cases are still ramping up and being reported, the U.S.'s shitty health infrastructure is going to be EXPOSED

down at least another 10% in the next few weeks, just won't see as savage gaps down

buy your bailout stocks. anything else? wynn maybe

WHAT THE FUCK

>>17961711
Winnie the Flu

>>17962299
clown world

>>17962290
America is going to be hit the worst out of all the countries outside maybe african nations or india
Iran and China at least had tolitarian governments to lock people down but America's health system is a glorified grift, there will be bodies in the street in the coming months

>>17962255
This is the calm before the storm...

>>17962255
The bottom is in, too many frens are bears. Only up from here.

>>17962299
bailouts have a deadline now buy it all fast

>>17962122
expiring today

>>17962383
fuck

>>17962290
>U.S.'s shitty health infrastructure is going to be EXPOSED
This so much

>>17962296
Just because a company is bailed out doesn't mean that the junior shareholders are guaranteed to make lots of money.

>>17962501
no but money flows back into the company because people who sold or want to buy the bottom will jump in now

how do yall predict the movement of the VIX?

>>17962290
>>17962438
>>17962349

The United States healthcare system is terrible in terms of financing care from an individual perspective but does have a lot of resources when compared to other countries:

>the highest number of ICU beds per 100K people
>number of mechanical ventilators per US population exceeds those reported by other developed countries

https://sccm.org/Blog/March-2020/United-States-Resource-Availability-for-COVID-19?_zs=jxpjd1&_zl=w9pb6

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21149215

>>17962844
>data from 2009
I'm pretty sure it's worse now

>>17963054

Why would there be less? The economy and the money spent on healthcare has increased since then.

https://www.sccm.org/Blog/March-2020/United-States-Resource-Availability-for-COVID-19

This has much more recent data than the image and seems to indicate that it has increased since then.

NY ON LOCKDOWN, I REPEAT, NYC ON LOCKDOWN ITS OVER