/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17952716
No worries anon, humans are water balloons made of meat. There's plenty of them if you get hungry :3

I work in the meat department of a grocery store in a meth town in the Northeast. Product is available but demand is outpacing the deliveries. People are literally in the parking lot waiting for the truck to arrive now. It's mind blowing. Even with working there I've only scored one pack of toilet paper in a week.

>>17952716
I meat aisle is fully stocked anon. ALL DARK MEAT>>17952755

>>17952716
Shopping is so easy now. You either get nothing or some second rate off brand vegan version.

>>17952716
just ask the manager when the next shipment is. you can get basically everything you want if you come in the morning

>>17952716
Just eat the fake meat then

OP, the meat aisle is ALWAYS open. You just need to...diversify...your selections...

>>17952716
u was warned
u didn't listen

just buy vegan bro

Bugs have plenty of protein

>>17952903
ingest S O Y

>>17952903
if this isn't a sell signal for bynd, then i dont know what is
people clearly arent interested/arent ready for what they offer

>>17952716
Time to go BEYOND meat, biznitches

>>17952903
>>17952875
Thousands of fad bullshit diet trends, but when we're in a crisis what a fucking shock, everyone wants the classics: meats/grains/dairy/etc.

>>17953017
Gun sales are way up too, lots of first time gun owners.

>meat aisle is full
>all the meat tastes kinda like pork, kinda

Im a meat manager at publix. The shit the governement is saying about their being plenty of food is a flat out lie. Were at the tippong point now.

>>17953094
Then slaughter more! Bulls, cows, calfs don’t matter. BLOOD MUST RUN!

>>17952716
>*unzips dick*

Fortunately I stocked up before everyone started panic buying everything. Hopefully I have enough until people stop emptying the shelves. Like how much shit do you people need? STOP FUCKING BUYING EVERYTHING

>>17953081
w-what kind of meat is it?

>>17953140
>Like how much shit do you people need? STOP FUCKING BUYING EVERYTHING
I went to Aldi’s the other day and I shit you not. One 400+ pound Mexican woman in a cart and her 300+ spawn had 9 milk cartons, 12 cereal boxes and can’t even tell you how much meat she bought. Bitch’s groceries were x3 the carts capacity. Gotta love them Hispanics.

>>17952716
How many days are you stocked up for?

>>17953094
They lied about masks too saying they don't work. Why would you believe anything they say?

I work meat dept at kroger and I take home a bunch of 80% beef every time it comes in now
>fight me fgt

>not eating deenz

LOL LOSER

>>17953221
>80%
w-what's the 20%?

>>17953204
I have about 3 months worth. Including frozen, some fresh (about a weeks worth that I restock til lockdown), beans, rice, and canned goods. I have a pool and a 12L lifestraw bag for water, a generator, solar panels (with some battery life, not a ton), a few ARs and about 2000 rounds.

>>17953270
fat, but every truck we've received has been wiped off the shelf immediately. we're incredibly understaffed, dept manager is putting in 30+ hours/wk overtime, dept heads are stepping down and employees are quitting because family have pre-existing conditions. I have tomorrow off, I worked 10 hrs today. saturday will be a nightmare

>>17953311
You guys deserve bonuses.

>>17953251
Unironically had some with leftover spaghetti, very delicious. Stunk like hell sniffing them out of the can, but they tasted awesome.

>>17953204
I can last 2-3 weeks. When I went last Saturday there were miraculously a few frozen bags left. Also managed to snag some of the good sardines because they were hidden behind some boxes.

>>17952716
I work in the meat dept at publix, there is literally nothing fucking left. We sold all of our ground beef within 30 minutes of our truck delivery Wednesday. We've been cutting beef and pork nonstop from open to close and the customers are getting more unhinged by the day. This shit's scary, I just wanted an easy job so I could shitpost until 3 am and still be fine at work. I've never worked so hard in my life.

>>17953520
i wish that were me

u dumbfucks either need to learn how to sprout or hunt. cuz daddy fda aint gonna be bringin home the bacon for a while

>>17953221
same bro. i work counter so might get laid off if shutdown occurs

>>17953819
It sounds like the toilet paper phenomenon. Consumer demand will level off soon once the panic buyers are stocked up, don't you think? hehe

>>17954913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daigou
Just like every other fucking problem lately (except oil), blame the chinksects

>>17952875
People have lost their minds, but they still have taste buds

>>17954708
Based