/biz/ - Business & Finance

5th Largest economy in the world going offline...nice. Open your shorts now boys

hey fren, do they send u to concentration camps so that you can sit and think about stuff for awhile?

>>17952076
> Priced in

>>17952076
Isn't FEMA technically already assembling across the country?

>>17952085
yep. if you're not shorting already, open up shorts immediately on market open tomorrow

>>17952076
No not California...
I'm apply for an internship there.
If this country is rekt I will have no reason to go america.
It's the only place in America that's worth a damn...

>>17952157
Come fren, it might be a plaguescape but if you have a good in to opportuy, it's worth it.

>>17952076
What?

>>17952197
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/california-issues-statewide-stay-home-order-coronavirus-fight-n1164471

>>17952187
I am one interview away from a silicon valley internship. Well at least it california is gonna go full quarantine now then it's going to be cured sooner or later by September.
Works for me

>>17952114
This was taken today. Middle of the country

>>17952264
Wish I had your contact info, anon. we're looking for interns here at a silicon valley Semiconductor company(scripting/coding position)

its literally not retard, panic is over

>>17952264
Silicon valley is the land of opportunity man. You'll be able to get another one even if everything goes fucked up. All gonna make it bros. I'm in silicon valley with you.

>>17952267
Fuck meeee why MO

>>17952264
Why on earth would you move somewhere with overpriced housing, internship wages, and an outrageous heroin epidemic?

>>17952299
the governor is literally doing a press conference right now retard. go to cnn.com

>>17952299
Orange County is South of LA

>>17952294
I can code but I'm in life sciences so I wouldn't be the right choice.
Don't you guys have tons of people applying?

>>17952319
Yes but it's super competitive.

>>17952325

>muh CNN

Nah. Going to work tomorrow, kinda annoyed but its a Friday anyway so fuck it.

>>17952351
ah, gotcha. Yup but Im cool with management so I could put a resume at the top of the pile lol

I live in LA.i still have to work because my work is considered essential since they ship to residences

Texas got quarentined, buckle your motherfucking seatbelts niggers, were in for a hell of a ride

>>17952076
Quarantine is priced in at this point

this was priced in weeks ago fucking retard

>>17952076
>concentration camps
bullish

>>17952076
Where are the nothing burger fags now

>>17952157
More Americans have emigrated from California than those who have relocated there.
Look elsewhere.

>>17952889
Califags aren't even real people. Bluepilled npcs. I have never even been to cali. It probably doesn't even exist. Nothingburger

Fuck I live in cali, I hope I survive long enough to put money into stocks and crypto. I should've bought a gun.

>>17953050
>I live in cali
You aren't even real.

>>17953050
>Fuck I live in cali
My heart goes out to you, anon.

>>17952974
Was there once, it was gorgeous, saw beaches and wandered in a desert all in the same day. But the the politics and all the ways so many little upcharges occur there absolutely sucks

California is unironically top fucking tier even if you are an incel
Sun, food, thots to look at, dystopia, tech

>>17952299
I have family in OC and it's literally getting locked down as well

>>17953155
Baised I am as a Califag I can't help but agree. Also just because of the culture here getting girls way out of your league is easy even for an incel. The true redpill is the food however. Something that's sadly getting restricted with Corana-chan.

>>17952085
>>17952156
What does this mean. I don't understand shorts and longs

>>17953050
if you moved there you deserve it, if you were spawned there my condolences /leftypol/fag

>>17953280
Spawned yeah, waiting to graduate to move to a real state like Texas, I want freedom and guns.
>>17953095
Thanks anon

>>17952157
If you're Indian or Chinese don't come too many of you already here.

>>17953256
>Also just because of the culture here getting girls way out of your league is easy even for an incel
stupid reddit buzzword but true
i've lived all over the country and the most success i've had with women was in CA

>>17952076
Everybody used to laugh about the FEMA camps

market was priced in for a 3 year long recession, therefore we will only go up from here

>>17952086
extermination

>>17952264
I live and work in Santa Clara, other than all the pajeets it's pretty comfy. Goodluck fren

>>17953476
>he thinks markets will go on a bullrun during a 3 yr recession

>>17952267
This shit happens all the fucking time

>>17953458
sadly they'll still be laughing as they get rounded up by FEMA trucks

>lmao conspiritards
>lmao conspiritards think disaster will happen to the US
>lmao conspiritards think this current disaster will cause the government to round us up
>lmao conspiritards think its better to be out there than in here where we get food and blankets
>lmao conspiritards think it's better not to get chipped for their safety
>lmao conspiritards think vaccines are dangerous
>lmao conspiritards think *coof* that they *coof* have it better out there than *coof coof* anyone *coof* in... here... UURGHK

>>17952839
Im flying down tomorrow to get my car, shit
Also for you curious cats here is what flights are looking like. My industry is straight up fucked

>>17952974
Trump niggers are a scourge

>>17952267
it means nothing. the military caravans transport stuff all the time. I see stuff like that every few years for my entire life.

>>17953050
i know youre lying because people from california dont call it cali

PA businesses ordered to shut down.
this random bs is annoying.
are we taking samples of asymptomatic patients at all hospitals to get a better idea of how prevalent it is in the local population?

>>17953628
This, until the very last moment they will refuse to believe it.
I warn my boomer pop & mom since a decade+ and they always give me the fluoride stare, no matter how many proofs i give them. They think paying taxes means the illuminakikes will do everything to nurture & protect them until the end. What a bunch of cucks.
At least i managed to redpill my brothers on the matter, and they'll be ready the day (((they))) come for us.

>>17955241
Unless this becomes more than the sniffles and manufactured mass hysteria this isn't the happening you're looking for. Sorry bro but we will laugh at you and mock you once people get bored of this unjustified freak out

>>17952101
cope

>>17952076
The day of reckoning has come. For exporting degeneracy in the form of low culture entertainment, pornography and loose morals california is finally going to get what's coming to it.

Sergey lives in SF you fags

>>17953443
both of you are very wrong. It's HARD to get pussy as an incel because there's ONLY chads here.

>>17952247
Yea but stuff can still ship out of California right?

>>17952076
Lol they ain't quarantining shit. I just went to the grocery store. If they bother me I will coof on them.

>>17952157
Imagine being this retarded

>>17952299
>orange county bad