/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17944562
Without a hint of irony, thank you for your service, anon. What do you do for work?

>>17944562
I feel that, and lucky me I get to deliver to hospitals. Good luck

>>17944562
Dont go to work, be homeless
Go to work, die
What to do...hmmmmm

>>17944588
Wendy's

>>17944805
based

>>17944562
WAGIE WAGIE
GET THOSE COOFIES

>>17944562
me too buddy

>>17944562
cough on your boss

>>17944805
No joke. Thank you!

Same with the girls I buy my coffee from and the kids wrangling carts at the supermarket.

This crisis goes to show who's contributions are actually mission critical. While the train riding faggots are pretending to work from home for their busywork fake jobs, you actually still have something to do.

>>17944562
I do so as well
I feel fortunate enough to still be employed right now when everything else is shutting down. Will literally come out of this with millions.

>>17944805
Oh, in that case, fuck you wagie.

>>17944805
Are you a chef?

>>17944805
Check Wendy’s stock homie. Bought some this morning, thank you for your service

Same here. If I could work remotely I would only order food online and not leave the house at any point even if it would mean to stay shut in for months. I value my health.

Now to the topic, I do electrical maintenance in food stores and was driving around about 100 mile radius today. All the customers (90%+) were I shit you not over 60-70 year old boomers who were frail as fuck. No under 40 years old besides the workers to be seen ANYWHERE. Yet this risk group faggot boomers coughing go into the store to buy day's worth of food, some only bought buns and whole milk to have as a treat. They risk themselves getting infected with corona. I hope I had some mild ass corona since I've had this dry random coughs (nothing too serious, cough like once per hour or something) and infected these faggot ass boomers. What the fuck is wrong with them?

Some even argued who had the most illnesses, one guy had diabetes and some other shit and the other guy said he has problems with his heart. And yet there they were, in midst of people in this pandemic shit. Fuck boomers seriously, those entitled fucks don't know what's best for them. I straight up told my grandpa to stay indoors and I will only drop some food at his door with no human contact. Can't risk him to get ill since he is 87 and based as fuck. The rest, they have no excuse. Fucking stupid ass boomers.

>mfw risk group boomer fucks go into masses because "they don't like to be told anything"

my boss even said he got a new client it's a disaster over here

Could always be worse bro

>work from home to begin with
>schedule big vacation for right now at the start of the year, plan to go travelling
>this shit happens
>I am now spending my vacation seated in the same fucking chair I normally work out of

>tfw have to go to work during Corona virus
>tfw I work in diagnostics/repair at a Lenovo fulfillment center
These chinky laptops are gonna get me sick I swear it

>>17944953
Thanks sir. But fuck that. I work hard and with the dumbass public while this pandemic is goin on. I make shit, while the “train riding faggots” get to stay home and make way more than I do? Clownworldwagiecope

>>17945501
>vacation
what are you a boomer?

The absolute state of America.
In a pandemic employers still want you to work, spread the disease.
Even worse the employees actually do it.
What a travesty.

>>17944562

*COUGH COUGH COUGH* Here wagie, accept this wet money I have been coughing on. That's a good wagie.

I work at a cheese factory, pretty sure I'm doing like 80 hour weeks soon with all the orders we're getting now and coworkers getting sick

>>17948009
Where's this job? Are you niggas hiring?

>working at oil refinery
>declared essential service
>aloud to quit on my own accord
>not allowed neetbux if i quit
>might as well work the last job on earth
This catch 22 is bullshit. Only a matter of time until someone here gets sick and infects us all. Theres 700 people per shift. Day/night.

Delivering packages to boomers houses, it cracks me up when I walk up to their bunker and see them watching in fear as I approach the door.

>>17948033
It's niggers not niggas.
>>17948042
Hope is not lost. I left a dead end Domino's job recently. Took out a line of credit for 5gs. Bought some guns, ammo, and can live inna woods if I need. I'm 26. Finally decided it was time to stop following the path of the wagie. It has brought me very little.
I finally said screw it and reached out to a finance company. Going to be able to start my own financial advising firm. These may be testing times. But with great risk there can be great reward.
I finally realized that I had continually chose a easy way out. I drank the wagie koolaid. Get a job, buy a house, live in debt. Waging is not secure and it costs more than running your own business. I'd rather fail at running a business then succeed in giving my labors and future to an employer who shows contempt for my existence, outside of what they can get from me.

>>17944562
>chef at Wendy’s

I work as an “essential retail” salesperson and it’s been deeeeaaad but we will remain open. So comfy to shitpost in the clock. Please more pandemix

I'm a business banker and I'm still working too. Many small european businesses are going bankrupt they're less than 20% solvent in a lot of cases. The business owners will have to sell their houses to pay for the loans.

>>17944562
>tfw still get to go to work during corona virus

>>17944562
same
feels bad
auto parts cuck here

>>17944562
> Tfw told I could be done tomorrow, or as late as next Wednesday, but then I'm finally free to prepare for the disaster!! But I have to be back on the 30th, so going to be interesting.

>tfw pretending to go to work
>instead bang sluts
>drive around looking for abandoned buildings to stake out
feels good man

Air cargo must keep moving. The planes might be falling behind but the shit is still coming.

>Have to go to work during corona virus
>Still get to make good money
>And I get my gubbermint handout
>Zero worries about bills to pay or anything like that

It's nice still having a job

>>17946442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqCVB0tOSVQ

>>17949126
Even if they have to RFS it across the country.

>>17944562
>tfw work in a hospital
>Job security is pretty much assured but I'm also one of the highest at-risk people to get it
>If I do get it insurance is amazing and I get paid time off and legally can not return until I test negative again
Feels good

>>17949251

In the same boat here, but I just want to avoid getting that shit because we have combined sick/PTO and I don't want to dip into that (five weeks per year is what I'm getting right now)

>>17949278
>combined sick/PTO
I kinda wish I had that since I hardly ever get sick, but on the flip side I have like six weeks of paid sick time built up since I never use it and there is no limit to how much I can earn.

>>17949314

It's kinda nice because we get five weeks starting, six after two years. I'd assume it benefits the hospital too because you get less people calling out sick just because if it'll dig into their PTO and not sick time they're saved up a bunch of

>>17944562
work at barnes and noble. notified yesterday that our new corporate overlord james daunt and his taskmasters at elliott management are going to force us to work through the virus until the government forcibly shuts us down. we are basically going to furlough 90% of the staff so they won't be paid any PTO or sick leave, managers will work on a skeleton crew, and then when the stores close they will layoff everyone who has been there less than six months, payout whatever pathetic amount of vacation you have if you've been there over a year and then, most likely, also lay you off in a couple weeks when they can't reopen. daunt claims books are an "essential service", but apparently not booksellers or the health of his customers. sickening. and by going to a furlough it will be very difficult for most of us to claim unemployment. buy a gun now lads, things are going to get very bad.

>>17948408
are small businesses really so hand-to-mouth they can't endure a few weeks of trash sales?

>>17949402
imagine working at a library telling people wha they should do as if you are in a position or power or knowledge.

>>17949402
stab the managers

>>17949486
i'm literally a store manager. my employees are going to murder me if i don't lay them off first.

>>17949597
they will murder you if you lay them off tho

pushing people to unemployement during such chaos will make wagies do weird things

>tfw wishing more than anything that this pandemic will at least wipe out a few billion

I'm sick of being a low status incel at least if shit gets wrecked I have a shot in the chaos. As things are now there is no hope just the impending rope.

>>17949597
> Manage a shipping facility for L Brands
> We're paying guys to stay home
> But still operating with a small list of volunteers
> Who we are totally going to take care of
> Found out how we're taking care of them today
> Been forced to lie for days to them
> Tell them they will get time and a half for the poultry 4 hours per day they work
> The balance will be the same the guys getting paid to sit at home are getting
> Guys scream in my face yesterday walking out
> Boss screaming at me to find volunteers for tomorrow
Thots must get their lingerie that fucking bad.

>>17949402
I'm surprised B&N stores are still a thing. Do people actually still buy books in stores?

Same here
Logistic manager
Probably the last guy working at the office not dying at home.
Gloves and mask always. Cops always stop me when I'm going back to home because 'muh quarantine'

>>17949698
a large proportion of their income probably comes from the useless tat they sell, along with hipster faggots hanging out at the in-store cafes

>>17949663
>I have a shot in the chaos
imma shoot you first just for fun, you stupid bitch

>>17949698
book sales were surprisingly up. it's the useless bullshit we sell like funko pops that never seems to move. if the corporate people would ever set foot in the stores they'd immediately see that most have too large of a footprint and need to be one floor, focused entirely on books, a small section for criterion movies and some tangential gift product. instead we have a 26000 sq foot two level megastore with tons of empty space and pop figures everywhere, no logic to the layout and a surplus of employees with very little to do but sell a membership no one wants. it's brick and mortar retail from the 90s and it's finally going to die. i'm actually relieved to be out, i'll be fine, but my employees are fucked.

>>17949737
Is your product at least critical to someone? I'm a logistics manager for L Brands, and it's fucking disgusting how our corporate overlords are pretending we are somehow saving lives. I'm going to face a mutiny of the very small staff we have here

>>17949749
this describes all retail, your high margin sales on garbage items are how you make money. BN makes money off books through returns to publishers and massive bulk discounts on titles.

>NEET before
>extreme NEET now

when life gets different for us,NEETBROS!?
feels bad man

>>17949845
Is BN on their way out for the reasons you describe in >>17949828? Are they finally going to go the way of borders because of this crisis?

>tfw moving to one week on, two weeks off
I'm not even sure what the fuck this is supposed to accomplish. Some idiot up top probably thought the two weeks would be a bubble for preventing new cases. But I'm still getting paid the whole time so fuck it.

>>17944562
Same, but I'm a custodian. Shit is actually pretty comfy right now

>>17949890
they're owned by a massive hedge fund that's been pretty brutal in the past. if this goes on longer than three weeks, which it will, the fund will probably sell the debt off and break up the company, returning the current CEO to his position managing waterstones in the uk, assuming that company makes it. i think this is it for most dinosaur retail companies. maybe malls in general.

>>17944805
thank you for your service

>>17949833
>corporate overlords are pretending we are somehow saving lives

Same here but I'm Spaniard. (American company) and they are taking the quarantine shit very seriously.
Well, we are supplying a lot of food and medical supplies to half of the country so they are probably keep me working here until the country becomes Mad Max or I die on duty.

>>17944562
Same. I’m a staffing recruiter. I’m in contact with more people now than ever before. I’m resigned to the fact that I’m gonna get the kung flu.

>>17944562
thank you for your service bro, seriously

shame on you

The fucking boomers I work with are ignoring the quarantine after flying rules and some are even coming in to work sick

But I don't really care because they're the ones who will die and I get paid 2 weeks off if I get sick

>>17944562
If it makes you feel better I work for USPS as a carrier and I’m literally sick right now, when I tried calling off work management said “You can’t have off there is nobody to cover in your absence.” ... nothing like being responsible for spreading a pandemic because lazy managers don’t want to get out from behind their desk and deliver the mail themselves.

I work at Amazon Fulfillment in NYC. We have been deemed essential like a utility. It's ogre.

>>17950361
imagine calling it Fulfillment

>mfw I work at a Kroger right next to a university full of Chinese students

>>17950266
bruh you're in a union take a sick day

>>17950266
This has to be a troll... Please appeal to your supervisor's boss, or possibly an elected official or news station.

>>17950423

>>17944805
thank you for your service.

I salute you.

>>17944805
based wendys chef

>>17944562
>tfw Mexicans at work cough all over the place and don't go home
>tfw boss just sent out a coronavirus email TODAY telling people to start sanitizing and staying home if sick
>none of this is actually enforced

clown world. clown job. clown me.

>>17949402
>daunt claims books are an "essential service"

LMAO. Don't you realize anon? This is gonna kill B&N. He's trying his best to save it, but its fucking done. Your job practically doesn't even exist.

>>17950361
How is that as a job? Is it as brutal and mechanized as they say?

>tfw professional sperm doner
>best sperm in the world
>jacked off literally 18 hours a day
>have to go to work, no masks, nobody washes their hands
At least I’m employed

>>17949667
> Update!!!!!
My senior manager just called me to thank me for volunteering(which I literally never have) and says we get to go home 2 hours early tonight!!!! I mean we have to be back in tomorrow, and expected to be here every day until Wednesday, BUT 2 HOURS FUCKING EARLY WOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>17949828
I get where you're coming from. There are a couple of independent bookstores here that focus narrowly on actual books. They also have a regular schedule of author appearances, lectures, signings, etc.

>>17949163
Kek. Sharing this one with the warehouse fags in discord thanks anon

Bros. How do i keep Skype active while i go jerk off in my other room

>>17944562
>Be Doorman
>Union man
>No car so take train
>Building manager says if the train get shut down I can stay home and get paid
>mfw

>builder's merchant
>deemed essential even though workers have all stopped working because normalfags want to have their decks ready for the summer
>boss made us work a day then sent us back home because nobody knows what the fuck is allowed or not or if we even could be open to the public
Every day I'm dreading the fucking whatsapp message telling us to get back to work

>>17944805
Wendy's chef makes good money, don't feel too bad

It's a shame you won't get any Trumpbux because you make too much, but really, what are you going to do with like a day's pay

>>17948216
Good luck with that. Guess it’s not that bad. I make 5gs every 2 weeks. Kek

>>17944805
Fuck off ck

>>17952565
Can you suck your own dick too?

>>17944562
I know that feel, I work at a lumber yard and my job was specifically listed as an essential service today. Fuck. Most of the boomer contractors coming in don't give a fuck and will cough and shit all over everywhere when I'm ringing them through they'll get really close and shit and hand me dirty fucking bills. At least we've got lots of gloves, masks and disinfectant still in stock. I'm basically resigned to the fact that I'll eventually get infected. Fuck. I was looking forward to the paid vacation as well.

>>17949038
Same here brother. It’s so fucking dead we just shit talk and shitpost, got paid today for 8 hours work but did like 90 minutes actual work

bomp

>>17944562
>>17944805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4czpnH8Mzgo

>in police academy
>we split up into two classrooms for 'social distancing'
>then at lunch time still cram next to one another
>there's a coofer in our ranks
>suck it up recruit, it's allergy season
>they've canceled graduation and we're being sent to the streets early

>>17944562
Dude just cough lmao

>>17944805
God I have blown so many loads to your mascott.
You're so lucky.

>>17951115
No way you jack off all day for a living

>>17944562
Wagies wagies stuck in cagies. NEET is calm NEET is cool, NEET will never get death plague from work or school.

NEETS shall inherit the Earth.

>>17951115
thats not how the cum market works, you're only allowed to cum once every 3 days