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Coinfess

>> No.17947968

>>17947958
I've just shorted bitcoin

>> No.17947974
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17947974

roger roger

>> No.17947977

>>17947958
I bought 1000 Linkies... Now I am a Marine... Thank you CoronaChan

>> No.17947976

Instead of adding some shiny rocks to my portfolio I held onto cash.

>> No.17947990

>>17947958
father forgive me for I have sinned. I swang my stack on 5x leverage to scalp the other day. I lost big time. please forgive me. I will never do it again. Thank you father.

>> No.17947996

>>17947958
I secretly want China to win.

>> No.17948001

>>17947958
I didn't bought a 4k€ and am now planing my suicide

>> No.17948017

I use the shitty cash app.

>>17947996
This too desu.

>> No.17948020

>>17947958
I lost a wallet with 23 BTC in 2012

>> No.17948027

sold at 2.18 a few weeks ago, waiting for a bigger drop.

>> No.17948054

I graduate in May and I haven't even started looking for a job. I don't even have a resume written. I'm scared of going out into the real world. I'm scared of finding a job and being miserable.

>> No.17948114

>>17947958
I got scammed last week, lost 2 eth.

>> No.17948158

>>17947958
I'm refusing to sell because I live in my dad's house, he's always had my back in tough times, but he would ridicule me to no end if I sold all my stocks.

>> No.17948180

i watched porn

>> No.17948688
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You think this little dip in the market affects me? You merely adapted to the bear market; I was born in it, molded by it. By the time I saw a green candle more than a year has passed, by then it was nothing to me but a dump signal!

I FUCKING SOLD MY 5K LINKS AT 80 CENTS AFTER BUYING IN AT AROUND 45! GOD FUCKING DAMIT ITS NOT FAIR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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I have make big trades while blackout drunk and have no memory of them, im up slightly

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17949009

I love these threads.

>> No.17949308

I'm 150% in Cardano and I'm going to make it.

>> No.17949320

>>17947958
I just bought 100 link

>> No.17949361

>>17947958
Rooting for China desu

>> No.17949381

>>17947958
i larp as a millionaire

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>>17949009
webm proves God's existence.

>> No.17949434

>>17947958
I just bought 10000 pinkies

>> No.17949478

>>17947958
forgive me father for I have sinned, I have been laughing at the boomers at work who have lost their job, retirement fund and got destroyed in a stock market crash. They know I make money trading and i told them to hold on, its a healthy retracement. I showed them some shitty charts that i pulled off google images and drew comparisons between them.

They've all been reassured. Today is also my last day at work. While they learn the meaning of hodl they will watch their funds evaporate and they will never be able to get into contact with me about it.

>> No.17949528

>>17947958
I have 2589 Hazmatedits in my portfolio.

>> No.17949577

I’m scared to swingtrade

>> No.17949613

I don't invest except in a Roth IRA. I make a small salary

>> No.17949624

>>17949009
The feels

>> No.17949638

I sold some on this mini-pump back up.

>> No.17949639

>>17947958
In the last week or so I bought bitcoin at 5800, 5400, 4800, and 4400. Feels good man.

>> No.17949641

>>17947958
Oh father I have sold the bottom, please forgive me for my sins...

>> No.17949758

>>17947958
ADA is my biggest hold

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>>17947958
I made 16 (sixteen) bux today despite everything on my list mooning 12-17%.
I'm a coward and deserve a cowards death.

>> No.17949832

>>17949478
Holy shit.

>> No.17950976

>>17948054
Top kek the more you wait the lower your salary will be....

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whenever I post my stack/trades/etc I always add a zero or multiply by 3-5x so anons don't think I'm a poorfag

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17951188

I buy every dip when the weekly candle was red and I went really crazy and bought every day last week. I really do feel like pic related. If I have enough money does it make sense to average down every month?

>> No.17951227

>>17949009
>PRRRRÖÖOOOOOOOOOH

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my favorite time to trade is around 11-2 AM while i'm smoking disgusting amounts of weed and playing the collected openings of my favorite anime and the victorious soundtrack in the background. it's maddeningly fun.

my portfolio has only gotten stronger from it

>> No.17951283

>>17951188
Relatable. I would short the IQ bell curve, I think we all deserve it at this point