/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17915169
Stocks are for faggots

HELL IS COMING

Why are we going back up?

Reminder to thank your greatest ally, Saudi Arabia for the greatest BTFO the oil industry has ever seen

poo poo

this happening is so fucking over lmao

>-9% only
>couldnt even stay below -10%

kek

How much have they printed since February?

>>17915335
Based. This has been an absolute nothingburger

>>17915240
>SHUT IT DOWN
I'd like to propose a toast to the girl who coofed the world

Any good dividend stocks from companies that will survive this? I'm risk-averse and I'm sitting on a ton of cash.

>>17915383
That's just a boatslut anon

>>17915335
>only 1 circuit breaker
oh no bear bros, we got too cocky

> WHERE WE'RE GOING YOU CAN'T AFFORD CUSTOM HATS

>-8%

HAHAHAHA ITS OVER
GET REKT BEARS

>-10%? more like +10% haha

WE'RE BACK BOYS. 30K EOD

>>17915668
>haha it could be so much worse get fucked
at this point well I guess

WALLAH

bros everything is so cheap, what we buying?

Final Hour theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSwka28KVM

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17915868
FOOL! Wait.

Does the PDT rule apply to sells made within the same session, or just within 24 hours?

FUCKING DISNEY JUST ROCKETED 7%

>>17915169 >https://twitter.com/rvawonk/status/1240304791298945024?s=21
#BREAKING: New York now has 2,382 confirmed cases of #coronavirus, per Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

**That's 1,008 more cases since yesterday**

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztnEjj5WW8k

EOD PUMP HOPE YOU BOUGHT

IM CRYING IM LITERALLY CRYING
I VOTED FOR THE ORANGE
I CAUSED,I CREATED THIS CHAOS FOR THE WORLD
IM SHAKING

>>17915710
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY 401K CALL THE FED PUMP NOW BRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUMP NOWWWW

What's the ceiling on TVIX

>could've ridden TVIX all the way to 1000

>>17915299
THANK YOU RUSSIA FIR THE CHEAPIES
THANK YOU BIN SALAMANDER FIR THE CHEAPIES

SOXL IS ALMOST AT 50
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17915923
You aren't tricking anyone. We know you're the same fag from the other thread.

WE'RE GOING UP

How much are they paying for these micropumps?

name my shitcoin /biz/

Guys, i'm feeling a little sick
You don't mind if i cough a bit in here do you?

>>17916072
You tell me and I'll short it

>>17916088
Just spit directly in to my mouth let's get this party started

>>17916108
>>17916072
tvix?

Stickies are dog shit because they lag so much.

Fuck you.

>>17915299
>crashing your own economy to own the Russians
Based retards

is it time to go in on oil or will it go negative?

>>17916199
Soon they'll pay you at the gas station

fuck tripfags

>>17916239
>park car at the pump
>get a few liters in
>try to get back in, but I feel someone is clinging on my leg
>it's the attendant, he's teary-eyed and screaming "NO SIR PLEASE PUMP IT TO FULL! WE'LL PAY YOU $1.50 PER LITER!"
>sigh, you gotta do what you gotta do in this clown world economy

>>17916199
2:50 was the entry point for oil

>>17915301
I feel bad for him :(

premature ejaculation pump

>tfw i feel bad for only managing 15% gains in a day
fuck i feel like a failure not managing atleast 50%

>>17915269
Printing press.

>>17915169
Its sad that my nigga Jeffrey Epstein didnt live long enough to see this absolute chaos.

>>17916199
>oil go negative

>>17915373
>>17915335
>>17915424
Kike shills on point.

>>17916199
Literally the best timeline
How long until my portfolio includes oil execs cleaning my toilets and wiping my ass with their tongues?

>>17916199
What does negative oil prices even mean?

>>17916349
Me, too, lol. I'm a little disappointed that I'm not already a millionaire, kek.

>>17916426
Clown world

>>17915925
Cant read that shit

>>17916426
cost of storage is more than oil being stored

To the anon who posted these.
I cummed.

>>17916499
LMFAO looks like theyre gonna need more govt handouts than they already get to remain profitable

Inb4 we pump back up to 20k at close

>>17916559
Anon, that pump from -11% to -7.5% was THE pump, its downhill from here

Redpill me on gush, it's down 99% so why is it being shilled?

So where do we open tomoz on spy 223?

>>17916559
this anon >>17916596 is right
this is just how the market is now

>>17916631
It might run up after hours.

>>17916544
shut the fuck up, you faggot. Every thread

>>17916629
because it's fucking falling like a bag of bricks and people are still holding the bags.

stickies are cancer as shit gets deleted. go back to r/wsb, fag

Overnight pump, yay or nay?

Help a brainlet out, if oil prices go down doesn't this mean the price of plastic stuff goes down too?

>>17916665
Is it a good time to buy long term calls? They are dirt cheap

>>17916659
I honestly don't think it will go higher. Especially after trump's speech failed so miserably. The thing with promising so much shit, is that people will eventually stop believing you. I believe it's ogre and if california goes into lockdown, the market might go to the 2008 bottom.

Hey I just woke up what did I miss

>>17916694
It'd fit the pattern they've got going, pump eet dump eet
Working this dead cat for all it's worth

>>17916629
rouge wave, just buy it and you'll be able to retire in two more weeks once people realize the cure for kung flu is oil.

>>17916694
Yes, we've got a Top Ten Record today.
Gotta take a breather.

>>17916711
possibly, yes.

>>17916711
Not as much. plastic is already cheap af and a lot goes into production equipment and labor instead of materials.

>>17916725
I'm smart enough to call when it's gunna pump and dump. I'm just too retarded to know what price points.

THANKS MORL-BRO, I CANT BELIEVE I ALMOST BOUGHT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AT 14

>>17916711
No, the price of plastic comes mainly from production process, not resources.

Hey guys, how's the market doing tod... my word!

>>17915169
I got that sticky icky right here

USA numbers are going to get so much worse,they are tons of videos of this last weekend of people chilling in the beach and other places with tons of people
is literally over the orange did the worse in one term

>>17916870
DUDE

everything is sold out, except for...

>>17916722
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>>17916890

>>17916905
Show inventory levels.

>>17916947

>>17916947
the fuck is that

>>17916870
imagine unironically smoking weed / shatter.

>>17917028
Anon's gonna go out stoned

>>17915169
THURSDAY WILL BE THE DAY OF THE BULL - PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF

By the way corperate bonds in the uk just got hammered. Bank of England is gonna be bankrupt. America please buy us.

>>17915968
I know that feel anon

dow will close at -1999

screencap this

>>17915968
My dad unironically has hundreds of it

>>17917127
There will be a coordinated Central Bank policy to backstop corporate bonds. That is the only reason I will not go full bear on corporate bonds.

MOMMY IT HURTS

>>17917149
Good God am i envious of your father.

>>17917149
Had*

:^)

>>17915169
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fkus3x/uup_use_your_dollars_to_buy_dollars/


ARE THEY SAYING TO BUY CALLS ON THIS? GOOD IDEA OR NO?

WE’RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE

>>17917166
>backstop corporate bonds

jesus chirst why do I pay tax

>>17917187
See

>>17917202
He sold it at like 15 and died this last Christmas. Maybe it’s better he’s not here to see it

>>17916306
>>sigh, you gotta do what you gotta do in this clown world economy
kek

>>17917202
What did he sell at

>watching ackman breakdown
we doomed right?

>>17917235
this has really opened my eyes to just how corrupt the government really is. fuck paying taxes.

>>17917078
I want a tank tread trucc, too!

>>17917235
Because the market economy is just another imitation of feudalism with another coat of paint

>>17917258
Ackman captained some of the biggest failures of the 2010s

>>17916443
PLEASE KILL ME
I'VE LOST 40 YEARS
OF WORK IN ONE DAY!

How do I buy
stocks?

>>17917235
I own a decent amount of shares in a corpo bond fund. What does this mean for me, am i gonna get my divvies from sweet American taxpayer dollars?

>>17917329
yeah. but he wasn't breaking down when those happened. now he gave an interview almost crying and i'm not even sure it's about money.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAHA

DESPERATE FED POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17917355
Stonks go down? DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17917392
He also said that Hilton was going to $0 then about 2 minutes later said he's buying Hilton.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
BEAR MARKET OFFICIALLY OVER

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

brr

fuck this pump

>>17917473
brrr--...
bros im tired of this

we're all gonna make it

hahahah this fucking pump.

>only 6.25% unemployment

aren't they the optimists
going to be a BULL market though assuming that the Shanghai Shivers doesn't kill off all of western civilization

E' sold?

they want to close it over 20k

and wallah
just like that
never below 20k again

They really dont want to close at 19k huh

>>17917589
Wait until friday.
This is when the bear really hits.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17917581
They wont

COME OOON +20k
I want to see the sketchy pomp to calm the public.
>S-see! It closed above 20k, it's all good.

we're not gonna make it

PATHETIC PUMP LMAO

Is buying GUSH actually recommended
Because those prices are looking quite tempting

TRUMP FUCK YES BABY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #KEEPAMERICAGREAT FUCKERS

WE'RE BACK BABY. FUCK CHINA. FUCK LIBERALS. FUCK JANNIES.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HIT 20K
MY RE-ELECTION

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>17917554
Maybe they're estimating 50% of the population killed by the virus and real unemployment to be lke 66.6%

>>17917648
Aaaaand it’s gone

fuck it I'm out, no overtime ETF holding for me this time

AHHHH IM POOOOMPING

watch it close at 20001 points lol

Where my /nomoney/ friends at

>>17915169
i dont get why GLD is going down with the rest of the market. i buy GLD as a hedge thinkin it will go up after my SPY goes down but it fucking tanks too what gives?

i thought people flee to safe havens during down markets

20K BULLS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
30K EOW

>>17917706
nvm it's over

what kind of free market has this much government influence

Futures are going to be dire.

>Closed below 20k
Free fallin

Closed below 20000, we're all going to die.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

time to go get my dick wet

LCI to $60

>>17917707
H-here.
>Tfw have been waiting for the dump for ages but no money to throw at it.

2 hours ago was the bottom - i'm all in

>>17917149
I had 80 TVIX but sold at 420

Black Thursday incoming. Brace yourselves
https://youtu.be/bwX_zWjaFtE

>>17917777
>those digits
Anon what have you done.

>>17917777
FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

>>17917777
this quads fuck

>market closes
>SQQQ immediately drops $1.00/share

lol I still don't understand this thing even though I've traded and profited off of it

Poomp tomorrow, big drop on friday.
Screencap this post.

>>17917777
>quads of truth
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

I hope the fucking market opens at 18k

Could they be any more transparent with their pump?

>THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY TOWN BUYING SHOTGUNS
CNBC has been fucked today

>>17917880
This is natual and organic dip buying, stocks haven't been this cheap since before Trump was elected into office.

HAHAHAHAHA THEY COULDNT CLOSE IT ABOVE 20,000

>>17917880
I think they're past the point of giving a shit about how transparent their moves are.
I wouldn't bat an eye if they planted a money printer right in the middle of the trading floor.

AND KEEP THE FUCKING STICKY

>>17915898
Same session.

>>17917937
STICKYS BRING IN EVEN MORE RETARDS SHUT THE FUCK UP

So tomorrow, green or red?

>>17915299
THANK YOU BASED SAUDIS. I'M FINALLY GONNA BE RICH.

>>17917777
>we're all going to die
fucking finally, all praise be unto quads

i want my gubbermint money check to buy stocks with

>>17917777
>red ID
>quads

He will save us.

>>17917963
>So tomorrow, green or red?

>>17918009
after that pump?
red

>>17917650
I bought 1000 because what the hell, I don't care if it goes to 0

>>17918009
Green

best puts to make for this week?

>>17917963
Overall green one two step. Now it can do somersaults intra-day but overall green. It's trying to crab in disguise.

>>17918000

>needs an attendant to wipe his ass and feed him twice a day

I want in so bad. Hate waiting.

>>17918078
but enough about trump,

>>17917532
Yeah, fucking, This time.....

Are you guys now seeing this right now?
Look at the futures.
We are so fucked

Tomorrow is crab day, Friday is red day.

>>17915410
I just bought husky energy at 20% dividend and have laddered buys down to 1.75 CAD.

1.40 is the absolute bottom even the bearest of markets would allow for them, at that point cash on hand would equal their market value. Already trading under cash on hand + accounts receivable. You buy them bow and you're basically getting their assets and the dividend for free, just paying for their immediate cash reserves. Probably one of the safest and most based plays on the market right now.

>Futures already down 5%
wew

>>17918171
>the absolute bottom
is zero. and we're going to be seeing a lot of it soon.

>>17918140
FUTURES ARE NOT OPEN

>>17918184
this is the only (you) you'll get

SPX 12h chart looks really bullish

>>17918213
:(

HOLY FUCK FUTURES
JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE FUTURES
FUCK ME

Ended on a cool and funny number~!

Is it possible for SQQQ to hit 5k a share?

>>17917899
kek they keep running the "SURGE IN GUN SALES ZOMG" stories while sprinkling 10 seconds of some asian in gunstore line saying "I JUST WANNA PROTECT MYSELF FROM HATE CRIMES"

>>17918195
They have enough cash on hand to cover 3 years of dividends, no long term debt is due until 2022, Saudis lack the logistics to keep this up for more than 12 months, even a bear market that expects depressed prices and production understands the value of sitting on cash in a crisis, and that's what they've been doing. It's a good play but as always DYODD.

>>17916544
i appreciate the coom
these threads go too fast tho

who cancelled the apocalypse?

POST YOUR DING DING DING DINGS HERE
>>17918241
POST YOUR DING DING DING DINGS HERE
>>17918241
DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS

Look at these futures. It's like the economy just up and went to boomer afterlife place.

>>17918201
Well they're mooning retard

>>17918171
Bank of America, dawg. Aint nothing taking that fucker down. Nothing.

>>17918301
I made 40 bucks, :D

>>17918320
Hmmmm

With Jamie Dimon heart exploding and buffett selling some of his wfc... bac could be a good idea.

MY $3.5 FORD PUT MADE ME $7 PROFIT TODAY IF ONLY I BOUGHT MORE THAN 1 AND DIDNT LOSE $150 ON SPY CALL

BTC is climbing rather nicely

>>17917951
Thanks

>>17918519
Jesus, that man is a retard.

>>17918519
How many people just woke up to the reality of the situation today and sold their stocks, effectively punching me in the kidneys and throwing my book bag into the river?

How many people still believe the shit this paid shill preaches?

>>17918582
Oh no this fucker is going down. It's just time to get rich on the way down.

>>17918478
no its not
its been crabbing at 5.2 for days since that tardcrash

>>17917803
He thinks it's the bottom

BRRRRR ME TO LIFE

Tourist here, what's the limit on the futures?

>>17918611
I can’t sell after everything I own just got 30% cheaper...
And it’s hard to buy SDOW after it just shot up 90%. I bought a little though just now. If we get a stellar +20% countertrend rally then I’m fucked both ways.

Assuming this isn’t the bottom what puts do I buy

>>17918620
We going into 5,400, brotha.

>>17918636
Things are better today than they ever were during the Obama administration. The Dow will go up tomorrow to reflect this truth. #24k dow

Never day trading again I lost 25% in 40 minutes day trading yesterday but I bought puts eod and sold at opening for 70% profit. Not bothering with the midday pumps is much less stressful. I'm only playing around with $1k as well I can't imagine risking more like most here

>>17918680
5% and they are not open until 6pm, I don't know why so many of the drooling retards who now inhabit these threads think the after market are the futures

>>17918519
can this old boomer fuck die already jesus christ

>>17917777
Its ogre

>>17915299
Based sand niggers.

>>17918705
>h-heh it's not REALLY a bear market...right?

>>17918699
The market has been doing up down up down up down. Wait till the futures open before you even think about doing puts.

>>17918685
I just got in, literally, so it's only up from here.
Blessed jesus. Small savings is about to take me to the moon when this is over.

>>17915335
Fuck, I'm going to prep the bull.

>>17918741
Also why does he look like a PS2-era 3D model of Pierce Brosnan?

This crash is so gay.

SCHIFF IS LIVE
>SCHIFF IS LIVE
SCHIFF IS LIVE
>SCHIFF IS LIVE
SCHIFF IS LIVE
>SCHIFF IS LIVE
https://youtu.be/K_rtWh6QxWU

>>17918761
What did you invest in?

>>17918705
The bailout checks for corporations are the only thing that can make this a bull market and I doubt they'll be written up tomorrow. The printer only makes the market volatile not all better

OH GOD IM GONNA POOOOMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnOI88LUjZA&has_verified=1

>>17918814
Bank of America, Amd, Ford, and American Airlines.

Also a 20 bucks worth of bitcoin. Making money, but, I expect more red in the future. Probably green tomorrow.

I'll be doing DCA investment until I get laid off or some shit while continuing to save. Worst come to worst the economy collapses and I guess time to be a socialist. Best come to best at least a few grand in my pocket and a few grand to reinvest

>>17918864
This, the only thing that is going to save us at this point and give bulls the fabled V pattern is a bail out.

>>17918801
Isn't he jewish?

>>17918519
This is so fucking dumb. The flu, being a global disease that we will likely never get rid of is something that we've come to accept given. The coronavirus has only infected a few hundred thousand so far with a higher rate of death and is a lot more unknown than the flu.

just bought some SQQQ, production is gonna drop further tomorrow most likely like it has been for this whole crisis. assume bull until stores reopen or bailout checks come in.

>>17917963
Check my ID m8

No more floor trading. Electronic trading only.

>>17918989
JUST THE FLU BRO IGNORE IT.
Libturds, Trumptards, dumb boomers and Euro equivalents are going to be the death of a lot of people.
I genuinely have no clue how anyone for the past several months look at shit like China, who is probably the country that gives the least shits about their citizenry, lock down 750 million people over something that isn't borderline apocalyptic in scale.

>>17919044
dubs of truth

>>17918761
Oh I thought you meant it’s only up for the shorts.

Just loaded up a bunch more.

STOCK MARKET FLOOR IS CLOSED
>SELL EVERYTHING NOW
STOCK MARKET FLOOR IS CLOSED
>SELL EVERYTHING NOW
STOCK MARKET FLOOR IS CLOSED
>SELL EVERYTHING NOW
STOCK MARKET FLOOR IS CLOSED
>SELL EVERYTHING NOW

>>17918998
>Buying the dip in 2019

Holy based

>>17919148
SOURCE

>>17918982
>>>/pol/

>>17919148
They’ve been working towards that for a while now.

But yeah I bought a bunch more SDOW when I saw that

>>17919176
The news.

>>17919111
I know what you mean, wasn't it toward the end of January when they started locking down cities full of millions? I knew at that very moment that it was time to get my shit in order. It wouldn't be the first time something came out of China that threatened us all but looking at the reaction to it at the time was telling.

>>17919193
Holy fucking bassssstttteeeeee

>>17919214
>>17919111
I really don’t, in hindsight, understand what the fuck I was thinking. The only possibility that it was an overreaction was that they were trying to make sure they didn’t lose face as severely as they did after sars. I don’t know why I didn’t sell. Worse, I bought. I fucking bought Microsoft.

>The president of the Italian Higher Institute, Silvio Brusaferro, said that medical records indicate: “There may be only two people who died from coronavirus in Italy, who did not present other pathologies.” He acknowledged that the average age of death was over 80 years old and that the majority of them had serious chronic diseases. He said that only about 100 medical records have come from the hospitals throughout Italy. The entire country of 60-million people has been locked down despite the fact that the majority who died actually expired from other diseases that have nothing to do with Covid-19.

I'm gonna miss those pictures of the floor traders looking euphoric and shocked.

>>17919369
the bottom is nigh Niggers

>>17919214
>>17919290

It happened with only like a thousand or two cases at first. Maybe like 1500 people had it and they announced they were building temp hospitals with like 5 or 10 thousand beds.Then we had the videos leaking of people dropping in the streets and medical care workers breaking down in hospitals filled to the hallways with patients.
So much shit has happened but it was first Wuhan, and a few other cities, but they ignored everything along the transit lines in between, then it blew up to 50 million.
Truly comical.
I don't like boomers but I hate politicians more because lots of people are going to be dead.
We had that twitter doctor who said just the flu for a month, and it got to the point where other doctors were telling him to kill himself and give his organs to them.
Then when trump said it was just the flu, the same guy deleted his old tweets and literally said just the flu bro. People going from lol it's only 16 dead and 800 infected, flu kills more, then we are at over 200k infected and 8000 dead with nations on lockdown and it's still the same, lol just the flu bro.
It's physically enraging, they should be lynched honestly.

It adds to panic and hysteria, which was priced in? RIght? That's what you guys said a month ago when the Dow was going to 30k. And when LINK was $5. It's hilarious how anyone takes advice from this board.

>>17919453
A month ago I was ringing the alarms about coronachan and nobody listened but okay

>>17919402
Who's going to fill my orders????

>>17919402

At last I can finally start laughing at the zoomers and pikers that trades anything less than a block. Where's your executions now?

>>17919585
>less than a block
Does that mean 100 shares?
Can i now no longer do that?

>>17919505
The invisible hand. Kek

>>17919585
You think they’ll stop? Seems like they have a ton of stock photos with these guys wearing various hats. I like Tuchman the Einstein looking guy.

>>17919442
The flu kills more narrative has always been stupid to me, because yeah maybe the flu kills more every year, but what if we had 2 flus? Why is that nothing to worry about?

>>17919442
And yeah fuck the politicians.

BoJo may have just killed my aunt.

Threadly reminder. Ignore your politicians and don't get medical advice from political pundits. Fight for your right to party and remember it's just the flu.

What apps do you guys use to buy/sell stocks?
I'm just getting into it and one of the only apps that seems to work in leafland is Wealthsimple

>>17919815
Only solace is politicians are ripe age for croaking from it.
>>17919776
It's to keep people (the economy) from panicking, which didn't work as we've seen because governments on one hand underplay it as nothing and use the most optimistic models and time frames, Then by the time they do anything to curb the problem, it's already too late to stop the spread. Within a week France went from
>no, we don't see any need to shut our border with Italy
to
>OH FUCK WE NEED TO SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN
And because it was downplayed by the governement/media for so long, you had people just gathering enmass for picnics in Paris sometime last week when it was sunny out.
On positive thing I can say about the chinks is at least got the balls to go balls to the wall at the drop of a hat and act definitively.

>>17919938
Put some proper clothes on and get a job you maple slurping gayboy

>>17919661

Block is 10,000, lot is 100. I'm just fucking with you anon, I'm sure some HFT or algo will take your odd lot trade after robinhood whored you out to everyone on the street.

>>17919729

>You think they’ll stop?

Don't think so, NYSE can always just move shop to another exchange they own even if the building everyone knows on broad st gets bombed. Only the president can halt trading altogether iirc.

>>17920049
i do have a job i just want to partake in the stock exchange

>>17919951
It did work, long enough for the well informed to dump on retail investors and exit scam the stock market.

>>17920116
I just meant stop with the pics just because the floor is closed.

NYT and the economist were talking about banks setting up shop for home offices over a month ago. Lots of traders were getting fancy multi-screen set ups and high speed internet to prepare for this.

>>17920200

Part of it is to stop the panic, other part is smokescreen to chum the waters for enough liquidity to exit scam and leave retail holding the bag (again), hence why you see most of January and early feb. the market kept going up before the rug getting pulled.

>>17920236

>NYT and the economist were talking about banks setting up shop for home offices over a month ago. Lots of traders were getting fancy multi-screen set ups and high speed internet to prepare for this.

Oh, that. Everyone saw the writing on the wall when china went raccoon city tier lock down and held meetings regarding about it, the reason it took a while was setting up the stuff remotely since it's a logistical/compliance nightmare especially in the bigger shops like JP/GS/MS.

why won't mods sticky

>>17918278
No, the market and derivatives would cease to exist before that.

how much are things down today ?

WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES RED

>>17921192
The money that was injected near close must go somewhere

holy shit i profittinnnngggggggg

>>17921445
Congratulations, but like the poor bastards we are laughing at now, you should be reminded that you only profit when you close your position.

>>17921608
i closed it

>>17921684
Excellent.

>>17921445
what the hell is this? A spread? What interface?

>>17921771
futures trading on ToS

>>17921445
damn profeeter

NATURAL GAS HITTING 20+ YEAR LOWS
>NATURAL GAS HITTING 20+ YEAR LOWS
NATURAL GAS HITTING 20+ YEAR LOWS
>NATURAL GAS HITTING 20+ YEAR LOWS
Fucking hell... whoever bought oil at 20 is up, what, 13% already??
>>17919414
The bottom, or THE END?

Holy shit... ViacomCBS... I took major losses on that one instead of waiting for an oversold bounce... but goddamn it just keeps falling...
>52 week range: 10.10 - 53.71

WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES GREEN

>>17922119
ECB stimulus

Also I bought a ton of SDOW, DOG, FNGD, and TZA so... there's that.

Prepare for a +10% countertrend oversold rally just because I shorted.

>>17915924
It's no use anymore

>Futures
Uhhhhhhh, bull run???

Why can't you brainlets learn? We've alternated between red and green for the past 3 weeks
>hurr bobo and moomoo tribalism xd

>>17923035
I mean tomorrow is definitely a green day because of the stimulus package, but it might be red Friday since Pelosi is killing the Neetbux.

>>17916426
You get tree fiddy with every litre you tank into your gas guzzler

I missed the trump speech on the FDA anouncement at 11:30, anyone have a link or a gestalt of what he said. Cant find it on google

When will you guys learn, the bottom is 12,000

Hey /smg/. Any ideas to make some money during the quarantine?

>>17923082
why must the dems resist our slide into communism? I thought this is what they wanted

>>17923035
False. The only consistent thing is that we have not had two green days in a row.
>>17923134
Cam shows?

>>17923082
>pelosi
I don't understand this woman's agenda at all.

>>17923082
who is gonna to feed my kids anon!?!?

>>17923150
She wants people to prove they aren't rich before they get Neetbux, which in the middle of the pandemic where they are telling people to stay home seems a bit difficult.

>>17923185
I'm willing to let the millionaires have their thousand dollars, they're probably going to pay for all this eventually anyway

>>17923151
i am too ugly for that

>>17923213
Tell Pelosi that.

omg FIX IT BIZ I JUST LOST EVERYTHING FIX IT

>>17923185
how? Just look at their tax return and see if theyre in the highest income tax bracket, you can probably safely rule that group of people out, no?

I'm sure I'm not thinking of some drawbacks...

need new thread

>>17923426

NEWNEWNEWNEW

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>>17917777

oi vey