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>> No.17909042
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FUCKING

>> No.17909045

He's late because they're shooting him up with steroids to stop his coughing

>> No.17909058
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>> No.17909075

AHHHHHHHHHH CNN SAYS DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK
>DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK
DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK
>DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK
DO NOT PULL MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK

>> No.17909078
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SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>FUCK TRIPFAGS BTW
FUCK TRIPFAGS BTW
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY
>SPY FORMING DEATH CROSS ON THE DAILY

>> No.17909088
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>>17909020
TRUMP PUMP INCOMING

>> No.17909091
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17909091

>tfw saved for years waiting for a correction like this

>> No.17909093

LIVE
I
V
E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk

>> No.17909106

SPEECH IS STARTING

BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17909109

I JUST WANTED TO BE A RICH GUY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17909120

https://www.strawpoll.me/19561896

https://www.strawpoll.me/19561896

https://www.strawpoll.me/19561896

>> No.17909131
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>>17909091
what is the play?

>> No.17909142

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V3j4leyLjs&list=PL65E33789AA7052BC&index=75

>> No.17909168

We are at war with the chinese virus.

>> No.17909172

BIG

WHITE

SHIPS

>> No.17909178

>everything I have is going down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

>> No.17909183

>>17907678

>> No.17909190
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17909190

Strongly considering writing options to make money off of the premium. Tell me why I shouldn't risk $10,000 right now to make anywhere from $400 - $500 a week!?

I got screwed over with options months ago and lost a lot of money. I was figuratively picking up pennies on a train track only to get ran over when a hard run up occured. This new strategy is to milk the premium from the volatility.

>> No.17909192

>>17909131
agriculture and food stocks

>> No.17909194

>THE BERN ENDS: Axios reports that Bernie Sanders is suspending his presidential campaign.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17909198

MRNA PUMP !!!!!!!!

>> No.17909199

ORANGE MAN SPEAK
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17909200
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17909200

>all this opportunity for cheapies falling from the sky
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY EVERYTHING I WANT

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17909219

>10% into 3/20 db puts, my most agressive shorts
>only company that wont tank

Still way up but this is annoying

>> No.17909220

What should i invest in

>> No.17909236

>>17909220
INVEST IN AMERICA

>> No.17909240

>>17909220
Yourself

>> No.17909241

>>17909078
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17909246

>>17909220
WEN, KOS, and Boeing

>> No.17909248

>>17909220
LEGO sets and vintage BMX bikes.

>> No.17909251

Check out northern data for easy 2x

>> No.17909260
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Is SPX going up or down?

>> No.17909269
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17909269

LOL ALL EVICTIONS BANNED!!!! WAGEKEKS BTFO!!

NEETS CELEBRATING NATIONWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17909277

HOLY SHIT

>> No.17909283

>>17909220
USD

>> No.17909286

Also should i hold off on buying get the vibe stocks will keep falling for months.

>> No.17909292

>>17909220
VTSAX

>> No.17909298

>>17909269
Real Estate bubble collapse

>> No.17909318

>>17909269
rip randy

>> No.17909319

>>17909298
i dont care, i can live rent free!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17909331
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17909331

IT'S A DUMP, A TRUMP DUMP

>> No.17909332

I just woke up, are things back to normal yet? Or any info on how when trumpbux happen?

>> No.17909337

>>17909319
Watch out for rape gangs, they're gangs that do rape

>> No.17909347

>>17909319
In a tent

>> No.17909354

>SUSPENDS FORECLOSURES & EVICTIONS

SEE YOU GUYS AT SUB 15K

>> No.17909368

Circuit break incoming?

>> No.17909380
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>Dow under 20K

when do the suicides start?

>> No.17909383
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>>17909368
I hope

>> No.17909393

>>17909286
DCA if you're timid like that. Worst case is society ends and it doesnt matter anyways. Likely case is even prices today will look like a steal in 30 years

If you arent timid, puts and hodl

>> No.17909412
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>> No.17909417

-7%

>> No.17909420
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17909420

-7%
>-7%
-7%
>-7%
-7%
>-7%
-7%
>-7%

>> No.17909425

>Has to suspend foreclosures and evictions
>UBI being heavily considered
>Nationalization of industry is on the table.

Did the virus just trick America into being commie

>> No.17909434

>>17909354
IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE WE SHOULD BE GOING UP!

IF EMPLOYEES DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOSING THEIR HOMES THEY CAN STAY EMPLOYED IN THE BUSINESS. THE BUSINES DOESNT HAVE CHAOS OF FINDING AND TRAINING NEW PEOPLE

>> No.17909436

>>17909331
TRUMP DUMP
>TRUMP DUMP
TRUMP DUMP
>TRUMP DUMP
TRUMP DUMP
>TRUMP DUMP
TRUMP DUMP
>TRUMP DUMP
TRUMP DUMP
>TRUMP DUMP
TRUMP DUMP
>TRUMP DUMP
TRUMP DUMP
>TRUMP DUMP

>> No.17909441

>2 moving hospitals instead of closing new york
how many elderly are going to die in new york?

>> No.17909443

>>17909425
based

>> No.17909450
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17909450

Oh he's talking again
the market...

>> No.17909451
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17909451

Please, bobo! Have mercy!

>> No.17909461

Oil going to continue its death spiral? I'm getting really tempted buy a lot of UWT and just forget about it for a year or two.

>> No.17909470

>>17909220
bullets food and water

>> No.17909476

autists already added today to this list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_Production_Act

>> No.17909490

>>17909269
Miss this guy

>> No.17909491
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17909491

>NEW DATA REGARDING EFFECTS ON YOUTH
>THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT...FOR EVERY AMERICAN
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

>> No.17909493

>Puts are back in the green

THANK YOU DONALD

>> No.17909505

FUCK THIS BOOMER

>> No.17909513

i am starting to buy

WFC, PNC, C

>> No.17909515
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17909515

EVERYTIME THIS OBESE RETARD OPENS HIS MOUTH IT TANKS

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17909524

Why is it tanking? What happened today?

>> No.17909526
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>>17909461
I thought GUSH were you guys go-to go broke ETF?

>> No.17909527

>level by level

>> No.17909529

>>17909425
It's an emergency you dumb fuck. Not a revolution.
Fuck your dumb ass. nigger faggot.

>> No.17909536

C-C-C-CIRCUIT BREAKER?

>> No.17909542

In a little cottage in the woods of Dow lived a big bear, a bull, and a little crab. Their cottage, though once a mansion long ago, was getting smaller every day. Now, every day in the morn, the three friends awoke and made their breakfast FEMA ration porridge. "This porridge is much too hot", called the bear. "Red hot like a printing press!", cried the bull. "Let us go for a sideways walk, and upon the market close, our porridge will be ready to eat", offered the crab. The three friends went off down main street in a jolly mood.

Then in came goldielocks, the statue of a young girl come to life, to raid the cottage of the three friends. Seeing the steaming bowls of gains, she sat eagerly at the bulls bowl and took a big bite. "OW! This is too hot", cried the little twat. Sliding into the bears seat, the girl took a smaller bite this time. "But this porridge is too cold", whined the cunt. Moving into the crabs chair, she took a long bite of porridge. "Hmm! This porridge is just right. I think I'll eat like this for a while", and after eating crab porridge all day, the girl had fallen asleep at the table.

The three friends arrived back at their home, aghast at the spectacle they found - a stupid self righteous little bitch had eaten all of snibs porridge. Bobo the bear, crept up behind the girl and grabbed her with his pedobear paws. Moomoo the bull, slapped her in the face with his raging bullcock. Snibs the crab, snipped her right in the cunny. "AHH HELP ME FED", screamed the stupid feminist, but no help came for her on that day, and the three friends dined on fresh cunny in the aftermarket trading session.

THE END.

>> No.17909547

Millennials are fucked too

>> No.17909548

>You can go from level 3 to level 7
Was that a fucking mario bros reference?

>> No.17909555

CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER! CIRCUIT BREAKER!

>> No.17909559

>>17909491
They're just saying that to scare the youth indoors. They're dependant on us not spreading it to them.

>> No.17909562
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JUST SKIP THE CORONAVIRUS LEVEL, MILLENIALS.

>> No.17909563

why are boomers talking about speedrunning during the apocalypse

>> No.17909564

JEWS BTFO

>> No.17909572
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>>17909524
with every day it becomes more apparent that We May Not Be Able To Contain It

>> No.17909576

>>17909547
lol gen z wins again

>> No.17909577

>>17909527
I sold all my shit as soon as I heard that. I made gains but tiny insignificant ones. I was hoping for a pump.

>> No.17909582

>>17909220
Milks of coin and salty sand

>> No.17909584

>>17909562
LMAO

>> No.17909588

TMO TO TEH MOON

>> No.17909589

>>17909559
NO

FUCK BOOMERS

>> No.17909591

FUCK MILLENNIALS
>FUCK MILLENNIALS
FUCK MILLENNIALS
>FUCK MILLENNIALS
FUCK MILLENNIALS
>FUCK MILLENNIALS

ZOOMERS ONLY

>> No.17909590

>>17909576
Zoomers will inherit the Earth.

>> No.17909595
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>>17909088

>> No.17909610
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>>17909562
i cannot believe this was actually said unironically.

>> No.17909611

>>17909548
>/vr/ is in the whitehouse.

>> No.17909612

>Going back up

SNIB SNAB

>> No.17909616

>>17909526
Direxion runs GUSH, wouldn't touch it. I mean, oil has to recover eventually, r-right?

>> No.17909625

here we go

>> No.17909627

>>17909589
I didn't say to stay indoors lol. The boomers are even as we speak ruining the futures of their children. Their time is fast approaching.

>> No.17909651

>>17909220
Netflix

>> No.17909652

>>17909590
We'll have to make sure there's nothing to inherit then

>> No.17909657

>>17909220
Big tiddies.

>> No.17909668

2350 on the S&P is the bottom until November. Cap this

>> No.17909670

>>17909220
Food?

>> No.17909672

>schwabs streetsmart edge is fucking garbage
what the fuck is this shit, i swear if i could open a td account i would so i can use tos. no options blocksize indicator reeee

>> No.17909675

>>17909425
Bassed if true

>> No.17909685

>Zoomers in this thread don't know that they're the worst generation in history, worse than baby boomers.

Yikes. Cringe.

>> No.17909691

>Trump talks about meeting with nurses and FEMA at level one
>Market goes down
Oh no FEMA scary
>Senile woman talks about skipping Mario level
>Market goes up
Haha. Mario fun

>> No.17909693

zoomer is a compliment

>> No.17909694

Why didn't the circuit breaker trip? DOW was below -7.00%?

>> No.17909699
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WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO SQQQ I'M PANICKING

>> No.17909702
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EL GRANDO JUSTO

>> No.17909707

2 ships and 2000 ventilation units are gonna save the entire USA

>> No.17909708

>crude oil

Holy ..

>> No.17909710

I'm at work and can't watch
>every screaming death
>SPY QQQ UDOW staying relatively stable
What am I missing?

>> No.17909714

NOOOOOOOO MY CALLS

>> No.17909717

>>17909699
Sell it and buy $ROPE

>> No.17909721

THE CIRCUIT!!! AAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

>> No.17909724

Why are gaming companies also going down? Wouldn't this all be a boost to them? Especially once neetbucks start rolling in.

>> No.17909736

>>17909724
The whole economy is crashing, dummy. There are more things that influence the valuation of a company than sales.

>> No.17909742

>>17909710
Millennials showed boomer how to skip from level 3 to level 7.

>> No.17909744

>>17909694
it's based on S&P not DOW

>> No.17909745

Why is Trump so bad at reading out loud. It's pretty embarrassing to watch.

>> No.17909748

>>17909240
Unironically the best post on this board

>> No.17909749
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17909749

Where are my trump bucks? Where is my free money???

>> No.17909752

>>17909724
People only sub to wow if they have the money

>> No.17909766
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>>17909668
SPY bottom is 180. Screencap this post, faggot.

>> No.17909773

Dude talking is making me dizzy

>> No.17909780

9.5 MILLION
>9.5 MILLION
9.5 MILLION
>9.5 MILLION
9.5 MILLION
>9.5 MILLION
9.5 MILLION
>9.5 MILLION
9.5 MILLION
>9.5 MILLION
9.5 MILLION
>9.5 MILLION

>> No.17909783

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17909788

>>17909627
it is the Boomers nature to consume and destroy.

>> No.17909792

>>17909724
millenials are killing their profits by skipping all the levels

>> No.17909794

>>17909766
you mean 0

>> No.17909796

is delta a buy today?

>> No.17909798

A CUTE! A CUTE CONDITIONS

>> No.17909807
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>>17909742
god how cringe. Just crash this fucking faggot economy with no survivors and let's skip those boomies to level get fucked

>> No.17909812
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>>17909542
nice story fren, i love happy endings
i feel sleepy now
>*yaaawn*

>> No.17909815

>>17909766
Yeah, next year. Trump won't let the S&P dip below ~2350 before the election. If you don't see that I can't help you

>> No.17909817

>>17909794
I would coom.

>> No.17909818

>>17909745
>why is the mildly retarded cokehead with alzheimers bad at reading out loud

Who knows?

>> No.17909830

>>17909425
America has been a communist dictatorship since 1913. How can a free market economy exist when your central bank is owned and controlled by a conglomerate of foreign bankers?
Americans are blinded by their own greed, stupidity, and psychopathy to admit this however.

>> No.17909834
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17909834

>>17909798

>> No.17909837

>>17909685
>crashing the economy with no survivors so a new era of new deal can destroy wealth inequality
based millennials

>> No.17909840

Nice announcement Trump. The market is saved.

>> No.17909841

>telehealZZZZZZ
>veteran affaZZZZZZ
get back to the doom please

>> No.17909842
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>>17909616
Is GUSH even going to survive? It lost almost all of it's value.

>> No.17909843

>>17909796
No.

>> No.17909845
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17909845

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE CIRCUIT BREAKER!

>> No.17909849
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17909849

breakers when? take your guess here

>> No.17909853

CNBC said Hilton was a great buy and it dropped $3 immediately after I bought it

serves me right for buying things that aren't SQQQ

>> No.17909859

>'cause it comes from China
based

>> No.17909861

>DOW BACK AT 7% DOWN
BASED TRUMP

>> No.17909862

DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.17909863

lol btfo

>> No.17909867

>Comes from China
What a Chad.

>> No.17909868

>>17909849
NOW

>> No.17909874

THIS DUDE ON CNBC FUCKING ABOUT TO CRY!

>> No.17909876

i know we're in the middle of the apocalypse and all but REEEEEEEEEE RACISM FACTS ARE RACIST

>> No.17909883

>>17909837
We own 3% of wealth? How are we going to crash shit you retard.

>> No.17909884
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17909884

>dumb liberal woman bringing up race for no reason

>> No.17909885

>was itching to dump ~100k into SP500 earlier in the year
>this happens
I knew not to trust myself.

>> No.17909886

>HUURRR DURRR Y U RACISS?
>it comes from china
BASED

>> No.17909891
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17909891

Based

>> No.17909893

When will we get real info about the trumpbux

>> No.17909894

where were you when the world caught fire /biz/

>> No.17909897
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17909897

The worst part is, i wasnt always a bear, heck even back in 2018 I was perma bull

but then my eyes were opened to a new world, and FFT changed my life

>> No.17909903

>>17909837
The new deal didn't accomplish shit though?

>> No.17909910

>>17909792
Made me laugh anon

I bet the new Animal Crossing will see even better sales upon release due to all this

>> No.17909911

lol what's Trump's problem with China.

>> No.17909912
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17909912

Where can I get this outfit
Who do I NEED to invest in?

>> No.17909917

>>17909893
i think the trump bux were a ruse

>> No.17909919

Where do you guys watch CNBC?

>> No.17909920

>muh raycism

>> No.17909922

>>17909884
>>17909886
He actually blew her the fuck out pretty hard. It was like a light of hope in the blackness of this entire conference.

>> No.17909925
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17909925

>TO BE DETERMINED

>> No.17909931

>>17909911
It comes from China

>> No.17909932
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>7%
7%
>7%
7%
>7%
7%
>7%
7%
>7%
7%
>7%
7%
>7%
7%
>7%
7%
>7%
7%

>> No.17909934
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17909934

>It comes from China
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RACIST!!!!
LMAO

>> No.17909936

bill ackman going full doomer

>it's just math

>> No.17909941

>>17909911
He might be a bit miffed that some bat eating fuck or lackluster standards at a bio lab basically just cost him the election.

>> No.17909943

>>17909911

Because it comes from China

>> No.17909944

>>17909815
He doesnt have the power to control that.

>> No.17909945
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17909945

THE DOW IS NOW LOWER THAN WHEN TRUMP TOOK OFFICE

ALL OF HIS GAINS ARE LOST

ALL OF THEM

>> No.17909948

>>17909894
in my room shitposting on /biz/

>> No.17909951

my self employed boomer step dad just officially told me we're in recession. His business has drastically slowed. It's actually fucking over. We '08 era now.

>> No.17909953

WHERES THE OIL

>> No.17909954

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why did the breaker not trip, we went beyond -7%?

>> No.17909955

People still call it the Spanish Flu even though it didn't come from Spain at all and I've literally never heard anybody claim that it's some kind of slur against Spaniards
How the fuck is calling it the Chinese Virus when it originated in China racist? Am I taking even more crazy pills than the ones I normally take?

>> No.17909961

>>17909936
>Boomers are starting to be doomers
Bottom is near lads

>> No.17909963

IT COMES FROM CHINA
>IT COMES FROM CHINA
IT COMES FROM CHINA
>IT COMES FROM CHINA
IT COMES FROM CHINA
>IT COMES FROM CHINA
IT COMES FROM CHINA
>IT COMES FROM CHINA

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT WHAT A GUY

>> No.17909971

>>17909919
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>>17909920
>>17909922
bitch is so dumb kek

>> No.17909972

>War time president

>> No.17909974

>>17909911
China has created domestic propaganda claiming that the virus is an American bioweapon.

>> No.17909978

>>17909883
do you think billionaires have their entire wealth liquidated? no they loads of equity

>> No.17909982
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17909982

>"Do you consider this to be wartime?"
>"Yes, and my first act of war will be nuking those goddamn virus-spreading chinese."
what in the FUCK did he mean by this?

>> No.17909985

>>17909951
But why it's just a flu lmao

>> No.17909988

you fucking retards making new threads need to link to it in the old one

>> No.17909989

>>17909020
What is the next support level after 20000?

>> No.17909992

>>17909954
circuit breakers trip from S&P, not the dow.

>> No.17909994

>>17909955
The Spanish Flu might have actually come from China, the Black Plague did as well.

>> No.17910000

>>17909931
Who cares? He should focus on the problem at hand, not play children games with a country that could actually help America.

>> No.17910001

I T C O M E S F R O M C H I N A

>> No.17910002

>>17909911
America wants to cuck the new silk road (China, Iran, Italy trading partnership)
because if the new silk road happens Europe won't be dependent on sea trading routes anymore which would mean there is no reason for the US navy to be all around the oceans anymore.

>> No.17910006

>>17909945
Trump bucks is the only way he will get elected now.

>> No.17910013

I don't understand, why wasn't it halted at 7%?

>> No.17910016

>>17909911
it comes from china

>> No.17910018
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17910018

>>17909971
thanks have a thot

>> No.17910019
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17910019

>>17909982

>> No.17910020

>>17909020
literally what is the difference between a buy and a sell? aren't all buys sells and all sells buys? in every situation someone hands over dollars and someone hands over stock.

>> No.17910022
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17910022

>>17909903
It helped drag us into WWII, the thing that actually did save the depression

but year new deal itself was shit, a colossal failure even by the presidents own admission
FDR was terrible, bottom 3 presidents ever, Unlike TEDDY, the greatest president of all time, OF ALL TIME

>> No.17910024

>crude oil
>17.55

>> No.17910026

>>17909911
If you don't hate China, GTFO this thread

>> No.17910030

Why is mobile posting captcha broken?

>> No.17910033
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17910033

oh seems like china is not that friendly in times like this trump

>> No.17910034

>>17910013
s&p is the measure they use for breakers

>> No.17910035

>>17909994
he said that you dense cunt
>>17909955
people on the internet are retards, they can get a sense of power by forcing *politicians* to change their language, it shows they have power and maybe they even believe they're helping others by doing it

>> No.17910036
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17910036

>>17909955
No, you're perfectly sane. They're just working to revise history again. Check out the Spanish Flu wikipedia page. They scrambled to change it this month.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Spanish_flu#Requested_move_15_March_2020

>> No.17910039

>>17909936
You can determine probabilities and risk and profits with numbers.

Betting is a path to degeneracy.

>> No.17910040

Dude why did I sell my SQQQ? I thought there was suppose to be a pump. Not fucking haha mario.

>> No.17910042
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17910042

>-7,25

AHAHAHA

Just activate the breaker.

>> No.17910044

Its going to kill your children!!!

>> No.17910045

>SUB 19700
LMAO it's only going down, there is no up.
Remember this fggts.
Buy a 2 week long call. Markets will rise by 3% tomorrow.

>> No.17910047
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17910047

Should I turn off Instant Deposit on my RH account so I can day trade all the time without limit?

>> No.17910048
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17910048

>> No.17910049

Wasn't the circuit breaker supposed to activate at 7% or did they stop giving a fuck about that?

>> No.17910050
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17910050

>>17909978
>millennial billionaires

>> No.17910051

>>17910006
when the FUCK am I getting my Trumpbux my job closed down

>> No.17910053

IT WENT UNDER 20K
THIS MEANS RECESSION IS 100% GOING TO HAPPEN
FUCK

>> No.17910054

>>17909989
2100, then 1600

>> No.17910057

>>17910002
>China, Iran, Italy trading partnership
>China, Iran, and Italy are the three hardest-hit countries in the world
This REALLY is making me think a thonk

>> No.17910067

>>17909562
What a cunt

>> No.17910068

>>17910000
They are the reason the whole fucking world is on fire. Fuck China.

>> No.17910071

>>17909931
lmao loved it when he said that

>> No.17910072
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17910072

>Only 10k huuh-haah machines
KEK

>> No.17910073

>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THIS?

BILL ACKMAN IS SCARING ME HOW FUCKED ARE WE SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

>> No.17910075

BULLISH OR BEARISH FOR THURSDAY?

>> No.17910081

>>17909989
one

>> No.17910084
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17910084

>>17909982
That the fun is just beginning!

>> No.17910086

>>17910045
RED
GREEN
MORE RED
GREEN
MORE RED
GREEN
MORE RED

ALL THE WAY TO ZERO

>> No.17910087

SPCE UNDER 10 DOLLARS
I REPEAT, SPCE UNDER 10 DOLLARINOS

>> No.17910088

>>17909837
>so a new era of new deal
Oh god no; I would rather we straight up go to Fascism than do this bullshit AGAIN

>> No.17910092
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17910092

>>17910073
If you aren't dead in 2 weeks you'll wish you were.

>> No.17910093
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17910093

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NUMBER GO DOWN

>> No.17910094

>>17909559
>They're dependant on us not spreading it to them.
You mean boomers are dependent on not getting it from children

>> No.17910096

why aren't you mongs using shorts when stocks have been guaranteed to go down?

>> No.17910099

>>17910048
i fell down down down in a burning ring of fire and it burns

>> No.17910101

>ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
>ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
>ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
>ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
>ONLY 10K VENTILATORS
ONLY 10K VENTILATORS

THEY'RE GONNA MAKE ME BVM BOOMERS IN FULL PPE 24/7 KEK

>> No.17910102

I managed to recover all my trash positions today and I'm up $900.

Currently bagholding a $32c SQQQ that expires friday.

Should I sell or hope and pray?

>> No.17910106

18000 BY EOD
>18000 BY EOD
18000 BY EOD
>18000 BY EOD
18000 BY EOD
>18000 BY EOD
18000 BY EOD
>18000 BY EOD
18000 BY EOD
>18000 BY EOD
18000 BY EOD
>18000 BY EOD
18000 BY EOD
>18000 BY EOD
18000 BY EOD
>18000 BY EOD

>> No.17910114

>A lot of very big numbers and a lot of very small numbers

>> No.17910116

>>17909955
To be fair, it's the Spanish flu because Spain didnt lie about their numbers.
I find it hard to believe china put out accurate numbers. Maybe we can call it the italian flu.

>> No.17910117

>>17910073
What's that Jew going on about?

>> No.17910119

>>17909220
don't do it now. We are guaranteed to reach 15k points before this crisis is over now due to it taking up to the summer time for it to be fully removed. Once we are near that then buy

>> No.17910123

I FUCKING BOUGHT YESTERDAY YOU FUCKERS CONVINCED ME THIS WAS OVER FUCK THIS FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

>> No.17910124

>Ackman losing his shit on CNBC

>> No.17910126
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17910126

>>17910073
>NO BUSINESS CAN SURVIVE

>> No.17910127

>>17910096
I'm only here to watch the western economy crash and burn. Nothing else.

>> No.17910128
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17910128

So glad I held my puts and didn't sell before this interview

>> No.17910133

>it was nobody's fault
>well it was somebody's fault

lmao

>> No.17910135
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17910135

>>17910101
>we'll be ordering several THOUSAND more
lmao

>> No.17910136
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17910136

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17910138

>>17910096
puts make more
some brokers don't allow short selling for newbs

>> No.17910140

>>17910119
>It was nobody's fault
>Well it was somebody's fault, you know
CHINNNNNNNA

>> No.17910142

>"HILTON'S GOING TO ZERO"
holy shit this faggot on CNBC right now lol

>> No.17910141

>>17910128
Me to bear fren

>> No.17910144

>>17910102
Nobody has ever gone broke taking profits

>> No.17910147

>>17910073
his employees are sick and all his major holdings like Hilton are tanking and will continue to fall as tourism will take longer to come back

>> No.17910149

>>17909610
>>17909562
link ?

>> No.17910150

Go directly to depression. Don't pass recession. Collect $2000.

>> No.17910151

>>17910117
we gotta shut the world down for 30 days with the government paying people during that time. if we don't everything going to 0

>> No.17910154

We gonna hit sub 19.5k EOD?

>> No.17910156

>>17910102
It'd be a miracle if it reached $32.

>> No.17910157
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17910157

>somebody's fault

Absolutely fucking based, seriously fuck China

>> No.17910160

this fucking guy on CNBC lol

i cant tell if this guy is a genius or a complete fucking nut

>> No.17910166

>S&P support at 237

GOD DAMN IT JUST GO DOWN

>> No.17910167

>>17910073
It's only 5% mortality rate and spreads like wildfire on steroids. It'll be ok.

>> No.17910168

>>17910051
As an aussie it would be nice to see if the economic arguments from UBI is valid.

>> No.17910172
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17910172

I FUCKING DID IT

after buying stocks and etfs on all time high and being down some 25% (4k to 3k) i finally made it all back with puts last few days

Thanks biz

>> No.17910174

>>17910154
17k fren

>> No.17910175

>>17909853
Kekk
How could it be good when hotels are empty?
You are fucking dumb.

>> No.17910177

>>17910068
Are you retarded?

>> No.17910178

We are in the 9/11 of our generation

>> No.17910179

>>17910142
>spend time with your family
>because you all wont be around too long

>> No.17910180
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17910180

is svxy a good pick up today? market might be up tomorrow. weve been doing the up and down thing each day.

>> No.17910183

>>17910133
the fed fault

>> No.17910184
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17910184

>>17909670
but it will run out soon? sounds like a bad investment

>> No.17910188

>>17910142
this guy is losing his shit.

>> No.17910190

>>17910151
Why bother paying people if you shut down the world anyways? That makes no sense

>> No.17910191
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17910191

How to you call this pattern?

>> No.17910193
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17910193

>>17910117
complete global saturation
death of all hotel chains
no business can survive
the entire country must hide in their homes or everything is lost

he's truly going all out

>> No.17910195

>>17910177
fuck off chink

>> No.17910196

>>17910191
bankruptcy

>> No.17910200

so /biz/ wheres the floor

>> No.17910201

>>17910191
The Trumpet

>> No.17910203

>>17910191
737 Max flight pattern

>> No.17910207

A FUCKING BAT

>> No.17910208

IS BILL ACKMAN GONNA CRY??? VOICE IS SHAKY

>> No.17910209
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17910209

>mom's cooking

>> No.17910211

>>17910160
both.

>> No.17910213

>>17910191
Shit's all fucked

>> No.17910214

>>17909922
anyone have a timestamp?

>> No.17910215

>>17910191
"La Chute", mon ami

>> No.17910217

Ackman crying lmao

>> No.17910220

>>17910200
THERE IS NO FLOOR

>> No.17910221

>>17910191
thats the "OH SHIT OH FUCK" pattern

>> No.17910222
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17910222

BOEING UNDER 100

>> No.17910223

>>17910193
lmao Ackman must have some heavy shorts he needs to unload

>> No.17910227

>>17910193
Sheeeeeeiiitttt i wanna see how the world looks 1 year from now.

>> No.17910228
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17910228

>>17910200
there is no floor

>> No.17910230

>>17910203
Ayy

>> No.17910233

>>17910191
A cliff

>> No.17910234

>>17910200
0

>> No.17910236

>>17910087
going to 1 dollar. the people who were going to pay for this probably had a lot of their net worth in stocks. Gone now.

>> No.17910239

>>17910191
Der Just

>> No.17910240

holy fuck Ackman SEETHING

>> No.17910241

he's literally crying now

>> No.17910242

>>17910172
Good job anon!

>> No.17910245

>>17910191
The chinese bat wing

>> No.17910247

>>17910190
pay for food. everyone on food stamps for a month, basically.

>> No.17910249

So, are circuit breakers on all indexes or do they mirror one?

E.g., if the SP hits -7% does that shut down all trading even for stocks not on it?

>> No.17910250
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17910250

Jesus this guy

>> No.17910252
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17910252

>>17910057
I have to admit I intentionally named those three because I'm a conspiracytard, there are of course more countries involved in this.
However what should make you think is, that India has tightened trade relations with China despite they hate eachothers guts.
Also ask yourself why Pompeo went to Africa earlier this year

>> No.17910253

>>17910177
STOP EATING BATS!

>> No.17910254

>>17910191
fuckers deserve it for buying back their own stocks

>> No.17910255

This lady always mentions HIV, they are conditioning us to learn it's fucking weaponized HIV

>> No.17910257

Worse than Italy confirmed

JUST

>> No.17910259

>Number of people diagnosed will dramatically increase
OH NO NO NO

>> No.17910260

>>17910191
DMURGHPFHG Market

>> No.17910261

>>17910124
He's absolutely right. People don't understand how exponential growth works.

>> No.17910262

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I missed it, is it below 20k?

>> No.17910263

ITS FUCKING OBVERRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17910264

>>17910191
It's a clear MCAS pattern.

>> No.17910267

lmao we're going for sub 19k today aren't we?

>> No.17910268

>>17910190
Because they still have to make payments on debt, or else we repeat 2008. The Trump bux wont be enough though, so mass defaults and a bank crisis are going to happen in a few months.

>> No.17910272

>>17910073
Bill Ackman is one of THE FEW smart investors alive. He's run quantitative and I suggest you take his words seriously. The people who don't know where we are headed are the ones that can't do or are too lazy to do simple math. Think about it.

>> No.17910275

ACKMAN SHITTING HIS PANTS LIVE LMAO
this is the boomer cope

>> No.17910278

BOEING UNDER 100
IT'S DEAD

>> No.17910279

>>17910201
lol

>> No.17910280

>>17910096
dont know how, dont want to get BTFO more than I already am.

plus if its like options the second I short it will moon.

>> No.17910282

What do I do bros?? Do I panic sell like everyone else and wait for the bottom or hold onto my bags

>> No.17910283

Why's AMEX tanking so hard?

>> No.17910285

Somebody call Bill Ackman, he's crying

>> No.17910286

>>17910191
JUST

>> No.17910287

>>17910262
No it's below 10k.

>> No.17910288

>>17910180
We're still in a down trend. I wouldn't bet against this trend over night no matter what.

>> No.17910289
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17910289

>>17910250
I never realized Bill Ackman was such a retarded crybaby faggot. I hope Corona-Chan gets him

>> No.17910291

>>17910156
yeah. my best chance was at open today it seems. probably dumping it and making more plays later.

>> No.17910294
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17910294

>>17910262
it's going to hit 19,500 soon

>> No.17910292
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17910292

>>17910257
Literally on the same track. It would be better if this virus killed obese burgers as well

>> No.17910295

>>17910282
HODL.

>> No.17910296

>>17910200
Right now it looks to be around 15k.
We are going under 20k which means shit is actually going to be fucked and a recession is 100% happening.
If it goes under 10k before it is over then we might get a depression.
If we get closer to 5k then depression status is 100% happening
If we get under 5k then economy basically collapsed as we are all fucked.
The shit is said to still be going up until summer time so there is a chance of it getting worse.

>> No.17910298
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17910298

Where's the fucking pump?

>> No.17910303

>>17910160
He's right that it would be an ideal approach. The problem is that it's enough that a single undetected person with the virus remains this 30 day quarantine the whole thing starts right back again.
This might be possible to implement in China, Korea, Sweden, but you know it will continue in African shitholes and infect us as soon as we lift restrictions.

He's also right that the alternative is destroying half the economy for the next 18 months until the vaccine comes.

>> No.17910304

>>17910282
Just get puts and recoup your losses, faggot.

>> No.17910310

Kek the guy at CNBC is crying.

>Suicide hotline imminent

>> No.17910311

>>17910259
that is how it works when you go from a few hundred tests to millions of tests

>> No.17910315

>>17910191
Flight 93

>> No.17910316

>>17910305
new thread
>>17910305
new thread
>>17910305
new thread
>>17910305
new thread
>>17910305
new thread

>> No.17910318

>>17910298
the pump is happening right now
Jerome is not powerful enough

>> No.17910321

>>17910191
>tfw no BA 100 3/20 put when they were at 300

>> No.17910322

>>17910298
it's coming

>> No.17910324

Dow is negative compared to Trump's inauguration. Bet the breakers trip during this conference?

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17910327

>>17909884
>>17909922
holy shit i want to see that

always refer to this as chinese corona virus, do not allow china to change history

>> No.17910330

>You went out kid? Congrats you killed everyone
This guy is actually pretty based on CNBC

>> No.17910343

>>17910310
Link?

>> No.17910354

>go check
LMAO
CHECKED

>> No.17910364
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this fucking guy i cannot stop fucking laughing

>> No.17910367

THIS FUCKING GUY IS LOSING HIS MIND

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>>17910294
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its happening

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>>17910241
this guy is fucking retarded, what a drama queen.

>> No.17910384

>>17910191
SUM TING WONG

>> No.17910392

Bill on the verge of tears trying to reason with this country of retards. Just shut everything down for a month.

>> No.17910395

R.I.P Akman

>> No.17910396

>>17910289
this. if I have to listen to that retarded baby any longer I am scared I will get braindamage

>> No.17910404

>>17910191
MCAS attitude

>> No.17910421

>>17910364
>>17910367
LINK

>> No.17910429

Keep going Bill, trip the breaker

>> No.17910447

>>17910421
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.17910448

I'M GOING TO FUCK MY WIFE WITHOUT A CONDOM
SHE'S GOING TO GET PREGNANT
DUBS NAMES THE KID

>> No.17910451

>>17910421
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
IT'S Hillarious

>> No.17910457

One corona dude gives it two people who gives it two four people who gives it to eight people, etc. It's not difficult smoothbrains. Just issue stay at home orders for 3-4 weeks.

>> No.17910490

bill ackman is so fucking dumb you are not killing the virus. he does not know what he is talking about this is so cringe

>> No.17910533

only thing he is crying about is that he got caught in the bulltrap. WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT

>> No.17910547

>>17910448
Gaygoy

>> No.17910561
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17910561

I SOLD MY SQQQ AT 28.71

>> No.17910567

>Ackman's feelings

>> No.17910574

>>17910490
He's talking in terms you can understand

>> No.17910604
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17910604

Where is the government gonna get all this money from

>> No.17910619

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17910624

I called the CEOs and told them hell is coming. And on the beach people are playing like nothing is going on. And I have been saying this for months. My colleagues are calling me a lunatic. I went to the bank and took out a large amount of cash. We need to shut it down now. - Billy Ackerman

>> No.17910639
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17910639

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17910653

>>17910604
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17910700
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17910700

>IT COMES FROM CHINA
CHINKS BTFO
>IT COMES FROM CHINA
CHINKS BTFO
>IT COMES FROM CHINA
CHINKS BTFO

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>>17910619
>>17910639
BILL SCARED THE LIVING YOU KNOW WHAT OUT OF ME

>> No.17910719

>they could've given us a lot earlier notice

dude, you knew since january that this virus was coming and you did nothing lmao

>> No.17910729

>>17910448
boaty mcboatface

>> No.17910732

>>17910047
That's not how it works retard. You need 25k there is no shortcut

>> No.17910843

>>17910448
Bullrun

>> No.17910897
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17910897

Why are the Bogdanoffs doing this?

>> No.17910902

The fact that I could have bought tvix at 45 last month when anons were talking about it makes my heart hurt

>> No.17910946
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17910946

>sold out just as market was getting way too hot
>about to buy back in when everything is rock-bottom
>missed my chance to make a fortune in 2008 but no plans to do that shit again

BEARS RISE UP

>> No.17910950

If Ackman wants America to go on a 30-day spring break, he needs to tell Hannity or Ingraham to recommend it to Trump.

>> No.17910966
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17910966

it broke guys

>> No.17910984

> Bought WEN at $9.04
> Down to $7.79

fuck me

>> No.17911055

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>> No.17911082

Why are options locked!!!

>> No.17911105

>>17909714
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>> No.17911112
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17911112

Are we going to keep going down after the breaker?

>> No.17911138

>>17910448
BOBO

>> No.17911184

>>17911112
Your time has come, Bobo.

>> No.17911196

>>17910448
Kung Flu

>> No.17911308

>>17910448
Bobo

>> No.17911379

>>17910002
Didn't the one belt one road project involve a lot more than just Italy and Iran?

>> No.17911417

>>17910020
Perspective

>> No.17911420

>>17910448
Mitchell

>> No.17911491

>>17910448
Bill Ackman

>> No.17911763

newfag here. Is this the best time to buy stocks or should I just wait a little more?

>> No.17911779

>>17911763
Wait, this shit is no where near from over.
t. newfag

>> No.17911808

do i risk it and buy calls at eod for a rebound tomorrow bros

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Ho
Ly
Fuk

>> No.17911972

>>17911763
buy it's only up from here! buy calls NOW!

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17912148

We bouncing tomorrow?

>> No.17912325

How much money would I need to start trading options? As a beginner I really never tried it and im a poor yuropeon.