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How will you spend your $1000 Trumpbux?
are we confirmed for receiving assistance package?
>>17893477All of it on LINK. What else would anyone buy, anon? Food? Toilet paper? Nah, I already stocked enough for the apocalypse.
>>17893477Buy shitcoins, duuhhhhhhhh
>>17893477do ausfags also get $1000 :D
is this realare we really getting Trump(Yang)buckies? I need so bad
>>17893503It has to happen, people can't work. Trump backs it. I've been watching the press conferences. Happening.
spy puts
>>17893552so no confirmation yet but definitely happening?
>>17893477Rumor is it won't happen now
>>17893661They're gang banging it out right now
>>17893668rumor from what fucking sources faggotyou can't just say this shit
Do neets get it too?
>>17893477Guns, gold and BTC.
>>17893661>>17887155If I saw this thread earlier, I wouldn't have made this one. Check it out.
>>17893707Heard that aswell, can`t take the dollar serious if everyone just gets 1000.
>>17893856the same shit happened with Bush except everyone got like $16,000my boss described it as a crazy party week where fucking everything was packed
>>17893719Most likely had to have filed taxes in the past year, so no.
>>17893661Well it’s supported by the White House, the treasury secretary, many republicans including the senate majority leader who said they won’t recess until they hammer it out, and most of the democrats. If you follow American politics it’s rare to get such bipartisan support for anything, and when it does happen is usually one of the few times those retards actually get anything done. Further, all these people have come out publicly and told the American people they intend to give them money, not following through now would piss people off, especially with so many out of work/soon to be out of work. The exact amount they will give, and who they give it to(everyone? Only those who payed taxes last year? Only those who filed taxes last year? Etc) is still up in the air but I would be really surprised if most people don’t see a check of some kind in the next month. If anyone who actually follows things wants to chime in(in other words not someone just pulling shit out of their ass) feel free. I’m just not seeing any way this doesn’t happen right now.
>>17893477Are you guys actually getting that?
>>17893937Also, I’m not happy about our country going into more debt for this, and would prefer they didn’t do it, but I’m happy I’m actually seeing some of this bailout instead of it all going to the banks or the airlines or whoever, so I’ll take my 1k happily since it’s happening regardless of what I think. Also, the people who say everyone getting a grand will trigger hyperinflation and a loaf of bread will cost 1k are certified retards. Did everyone forget that not that long ago bush did basically exactly this, only it was only around half this? And that literally nothing happened to prices? This is 1k to everyone not 100k. Any price increases will be minimal and will mostly be in areas where people don’t usually have money and spend it like retards. So yes I could imagine a shoe store not doing any sales on air Jordan’s in the ghetto where everyone there will blow their check on sneakers and electronics no matter the cost(and will brag about how much they spent), but in middle class areas this will not change anyone’s life or finances enough to allow any price gouging. My bank account will go from 100k to 101k, big whoop. If someone tries to charge extra for something I won’t buy it, my finances will not change and most people will be in similar situations. Why is math and economics so hard for the business and finance board.
>>17894085Cause most of /biz/ is brainwashed ausfags and libtards who believe in economic woowoo rather than the real economics that has allowed central banks to reduce the depth and frequency of recessions in the 20th and 21st centuries relative to the 18th and 19th. They have no historical economic knowledge and think 2008 was the end of the world.
>>17894148based
>>17894148Not to defend liberals but I really doubt it’s the “libtards” that believe this is going to cause hyperinflation. To be clear, I do think permanent ubi would have negative consequences. But a 1 time payment(or even a 2-3 time payment once per month until this crisis passes) is not going to crash the economy or cause hyperinflation or any of that. The biggest thing it will do is put our country in more debt, which is unfortunate. I can only conclude that much of this board is underage and doesn’t remember this has happened before. Poor retards spent it in about 5 seconds and were broke again, everyone else put it in the bank or invested it and life went on as usual with the US being in more debt.
>>17893477Escorts and chinese food
>>17893477help my mom pay for extra groceries and help with the bills
>>17894796Lawl. You think there's gonna be anything left in the grocery stores?
>>17894942Food production and supply lines are so far mostly not effected. So not him but yes there will be stuff in the stores. Panic buying can only cause temporary shortages.
>>17893477Doge
>>178934774K anon! it's 4K. think positive and together we meme 4k into reality.
>>17893477
>>17894942>Not living in Rural Land where you can buy food right off someone's farm
>tfw haven't filed taxes in the last yearHope you guys make good use of it.
donate it to another country on twitchif everyone does this, it will prevent inflation
Whos getting it though? Every American citizen? Every american who did their taxes? What about neets who didnt do taxes?
>>17893477Online Roulette and Sports Betting probably.Might throw $500 in Boeing.
>>17896459Sounds like everyone who filed taxes last year. Married couples should only get 1, and for every kid they should get -100 dollars, which should be sent to everyone without kids. Really sick of paying for other people’s hell spawn. If you actually look up how much of your money goes to supporting other retards dumbass children you would throw up. People that make responsible decisions should be rewarded for once. Actually people with kids should get nothing, with their share distributed among those that don’t. Childless people need the money the most from all the money we spend on other people’s retard kids.
>>17893477its going to be 4000, not 1000.And im just gonna buy some bsv and spend them later if needed
>>17893856even if 350,000,000 americans got 1000 dollars it would only cost the us 350,000,000,000 which in the grand scheme of things is probably not that much, especially since nowhere near that number is going to be met, probably closer to 100,000,000, so maybe around 100,000,000,000
>>17893937It's HILARIOUS how ubi was seen as shit until a republican wants it LOL. Republicans are fucking idiots
>>17893528>australian government >helping aussies in anywayI hope you dont live in melb or syd
>>17896754To be fair if the stock market wasn't tanking most Republicans wouldn't support this stimulus package. They just want their precious stocks to tank slower and don't give a shit about the wellness of other people other than themselves.
>>1789350560/40 LINK/brandyi'm gonna get some real good fucking brandy
>>17896865Good move
>>17896754It’s a one time thing you dolt, not a permanent program. It only makes sense since the government is forcing people out of work for the time being.
Trip to Thailand for sex
Between this and unemployment I can just barely make my bills.
>>17896038Instantly buy link tezos and btc
>>17896505What a waste. You should go all in on Gamestop. No one can beat this dividend yield!!!
>>17896989You are supposed to, at the very least, have 5 months worth of expenses saved in your bank account retard
>>17897004Why would I put money in a dying company?
>>17893477I will unironically buy link.
>>17893477Link. All in.
>>17896754>>17896842Are you people retarded or what?
>>17897048based and fordpilled
>>17897023>You are supposed to, at the very least, have 5 months worth of expenses saved in your bank account retard
>>17896842yep>>17896962still ubi, dumbass retard. Doesnt matter how you spin it, jackass>>17897126Says the guy with the most generic response LMFAO. You republicans can't think of coherent arguments.
>>17897188how much is that in weed if u smoke like 10 joints a day?
I will buy one (1) LINK
1000 cups of coffee
>>17893477How do I cash the check if I have to leave my house. Won't everyone be cashing them at once
>>17893528Probably about the same chance as bongs do, ie 0.0001%Even then it would probably only apply to wagies, NEETs are shit out of luck.
>>17893477Donate 2 Israel
so im guessing they'll be handing out checks at the border and in san Francisco? surely those cardboard boxes and hillside tents dont have USPS registered addresses..?
>>17894148>reduce depth of recessions>entire economic system collapsePick one
how do you actually get the check? is this gonna be one of those things where single white guys get nothing?
>>17893528Scotty from marketing announced 750 bucks for NEETs last week.Small business owners can apply for it to help finance keeping their wagies employed.
>>17893477All in Kleros
>>17899600if anything, only the single white guys will get it.
>>17893875Wait, what??>Tfw shorted $15k
>>17894085Supposedly M2 money is about $10.5 trillion. So $1k a person would be around 3% inflation. If you have $33,000ish your value is breaking even, since your $33,000 is worth around $32,000 after stimulus inflation + $1,000. If you have over $33,000, this is technically a bad thing for you.
>>17900407Turns out M2 is $15.5TrillionMy numbers are therefore way off.2% inflation.Breakeven is $50,000.If you have more than that, this $1,000 is technically bad for you.
I'll decide when I get my money.
I'm buying this.>>17900407>>17900424oh look a fucking moron
>>17900526bassed
>>17900532With some of the cash I got out of VIX I put a deposit on this bad motherfucker, too.
>>17893477i'm going to go pay other people's various forms of taxes and see what happens. whomever lets me
>>17893477Gold.It's what the US government owes me anyways.
>>17896973Where are you from?
>>17899600deposit from the bank
Once they pass this bill, society is changed forever. Even if they get the virus under control and the economy starts to working towards recovery, there's no way they're going to revoke the gibs. Republicans have an incentive to pass something for muh reelection and Democrats can NOT take it back. Once we all get the gibs and start to enjoy the benefits it's going to stay that way forever.
Throwing it in OGN dipsWhile mining ZANO, so a part will be paying electricity bzzzzzzzz
>>17893477Dogecoin Oh wow.
Throw into a blue chip mutual fund or small cap aggressive mutual fund i.e. "emerging market" once the market starts to correct
>>17899600>is this gonna be one of those things where single white guys get nothing?If the certain retards in congress get their way they will "means test" it which means almost nobody can get it and those who do will get it three months from now at the earliest after bureaucracy.
>>17893477Unironically, I'm going to dump it on those shitty chink import companies (aliexpress, gearbest, banggood, etc.) $1000 buys a lot of fun garbage and the fun is over in the US.I've already started.
>>17894085I'm not American but is there a way for inflation to hit the dollar when the US military is stronger than the rest of the world mlitaries combined? Am I brainlet for thinking this?
>>17895990They are effected, mostly from people panic buying two weeks straight. Every morning all the bread and meats are gone and as of now there’s a day gap where the shelves are bare before we get a the next delivery. Even then they’re getting smaller even though we order more.
>>17893477New gaming PC. Already picking out the parts on Newegg
>>17893477They will be worth $900 before you get them in the mail.They will be worth $800 before you put your coat on.4700 before you find your car keys.$600 before you open your car door.$50 before you make yourself to mcdonalds.$5 before you get yourself in the back of the line.$2 before you get in front of the line.$1 after you've made your order, your order is being prepared right nowSadly, McDonald's will have shutdown before you get your tendies.
>>17893477$1000 EOY meme has come sooner than expected. We're getting $1000 EOM. This is the power of positive thought. We did it /biz/!
Is it too late for me to file my tax returns ($0), NEETbros?
>>17902924So the plan is to spend it before I find my car keys? Thanks for the advice.
how do I qualify? Is it based on age, or taxes?
>>17893477It's going into a savings account and then towards cheap real estate this summer after the boomers die and all their properties flood the market.I was done with stocks 6 months ago before this crash happened. I'm going to become a real estate mogul now. Like Trump
probably buy a stick of gum since the USD is going to be worth less than shit tickets by the time the orange grifter puts it in my account.
real Americans will put it into American stocks
>>17893477i'll put it in my savings account and continue to consume as little as possible
>>17896405Just file it right now dude
>>17893477The /biz/ discord is discordgg xFuuSTZWe got 600 members and are growing, get in here bros
>>17893477Ammo
>>17896459neets dont get shit
>>17904700neets get triple now
>>17904472Even if I have $0 income? I'll shamefully admit this is my first time filing tax returns... but that money could be really helpful.
>>17905170Yes you will just get zero returns but at least you’ll be in the IRS’s books, I think... Of course they might factor in other things when giving the virus relief.
>>17895990Mississippi fag here. Major produce exporter in the states. Almost all of our shelves are empty. Saw someone get in a fight over a pack of chicken breasts late last night
Based trump uniting the nation by making it possible for every American to afford both next gen consoles, eliminating console wars
>>17893477I will buy 1 loaf of bread
>>17893477Going to send it to my favorite streamer maybe she will say my name on stream
>>17905354Thanks for the advice, anon.
>>17893477Im a Eurofag, i would unironically just buy Stonks with it
>>17894494This won't cause inflation but inflation is likely to happen nonetheless. It would probably be best to invest that 1000 in an asset rather then let it depreciate in a bank.
>>17893530Onlyi if you declared atleast $3k in 2019.
>>17893477Save it
You will all spend it on rent when your landlords raise it to take your free money lmao
>>17893477rope
immediately invest it in what will inflate the most
>>17893477I will buy one whole LINK.
>>17907672That would make no sense at all. It's supposed to be for people that need money now because they lost their jobs NOW. You obviously didn't read the bill either, so far it says ALL adult americans over the age of 18. Stop spreading false information, neets will get money too
will probably use it to pay off my car loan. then take the money I would have used for the car loan and spend it on escorts
>>17895990>supply lines are so far mostly not effectedI'm a part of the supply chain and we are absolutely rationing
>>17902940So comfy
Honesty? Pizza
can of bebsi or mcdouble since that's what you will be able to buy with 1000USD by the time it comes
>>17893477pay my taxes then all in BTC
>>17893856kek they're pumping $1 trillion a day into the markets 350 billion is peanuts
>>17893477silver's starting to look like a good buyhas the potential to both appreciate in value and serve as a hedge against inflation
>>17911402retard here, why silver and not gold?
>>17893477I will immediately market buy ChainLink
I'm supposed to be going on a honey moon in May. My money is due tomorrow. $4500. Should I cancel? I feel like that's too much to spend on the threat of a recession
Probably a bunch of blue chip shit that I wouldn't spend my own money on
>>17893528I’ll buy a beer and pour one out for you south side brother
>>17893937yeah they cant back out now. Ive already heard a few normies whining that its ONLY $1000. If they dont follow through theres gonna be wagie riots.
>>17911402are metals going to keep getting slammed because of brr? Why do you think now is buy time?
>>17911454gold still has a long way to come down in terms of pricei mean, gold *might* be a better hedge against inflation than silver and be more likely to be recognized as a currency during a collapse but it still has a long way to come down in pricethe fact that silver has been as high as $50 makes me want to speculate in it
>>17911624>Why do you think now is buy time?I didn't say that. I'm still watching and waiting.
>>17911693>>17911730makes sense, thanks for insight. I've been keeping an uneducated eye on this. Are you targeting physical, paper or a mix when you do decide? I'm getting concerned about anything paper at this point
>>17911791I went with physical silver when I bought back in 2016. Paid $1.60 on top of spot at a local store. 1 oz rounds didn't cost me any more than larger ingots. I honestly should have bought strictly rounds.
do permanent residents get gibs?my wife is german but we file taxes together and she's got a green cardi need more free money pls
Bitcoin.
>>17911493I'm in a similar situation with an engagement ring. I have the money ready to go, obviously more savings besides that, and a seemingly stable job. It still feels so stupid to blow that money while everything goes to shit
Valve index here I come
>>17912220there are right ways of spending money with what is happening now
Blue apron stocks
>>17911965I see. I was just going to hoard bars per low premium but round is a good choice since already divisible and comparable premium to bars like you were saying. Any reason you bought local over online?
>>17912220Why even bother getting married right now? Statistically you won't last and do you really need the baggage in the upcoming apocalypse anon?
>>17908601>You obviously didn't read the bill either, so far it says ALL adult americans over the age of 18As the base requirement. Meaning kids who work don't receive it because their parents are responsible for them. They said not everyone will get it
So I got approved for a job, but can't be hired until April. Would I still get it?
>>17912600Local has better prices in my experience. There was plenty of bullion in stock. You can pay in cash. No risk ruining your credit score or having your banking information stolen.
>>17912684We'll be alright, you nigger.
>Neets buttdevastated they may get shaftedDon't you retards get autism bucks from the gubmint anyway?
>>17902769Me too anon
>>17896754>literally ordering half the economy to shut down and sending out relief money to people that now need to DUE to the Federal government forcing them to not work>Same as UBI
>>17912706>They said not everyone will get itThey were talking about millionaires when they said this. There are no details at all about the proposal. That post about the "at least 3k declared" requirement is bullshit.
>>17908601What if I haven't made enough to file taxes in the last few years? I've filed before so I'm on-record, but I'm worried people who haven't filed recently are going to be left out.
>>17913772again, there are absolutely no details on the program yet. it's all guessing right now. no one knows what any requirements will be, if any.also, if they had tax filing requirements that would instantly disqualify millions upon millions of college students who go to school but don't work or maybe worked once and then not later on, etc.. it would be an extremely dumb move.
>>17913945true, thanks anon
>>17913772>What if I haven't made enough to file taxes in the last few years?You have. The meme about not filing if you make under 12k isnt for people it's cor 503(c) charities.
>>17908662>Source: Just trust me bro
>>17904171lmao based
>>17911693>currency during a collapseare you retarded? the only thing thats gonna be useful in a collapse are commodities. What use will gold be? lmao
buying an ak47 from a friend who needs moneyBetter me than the pawnshopPlus I can ventilate people trying to rob my house
I hope my Trumpbux make up for my silver losses
>>17905802cuck
>>17893477richard sheuler's hex erc20 token
some nice undies and socks, pc stuff, put it towards my moving fund
>>17912801Makes sense, thanks. Good luck and stay safe anon
>>17893477Invest everything to European discount airlines
There's probably going to be a 2019 income requirement in order to receive one of these stimulus checks. That means if you didn't make more than a certain amount last year you don't get a check. When they did this in 2008 the requirement was $3,000 earned income. Otherwise they would have to give checks to homeless people.
>>17916963>There's probably going to be a 2019 income requirement in order to receive one of these stimulus checks.So who is going to be in charge of verifying the income of the entire american population before the end of next month?
>>17917185The IRS only has to check your 2019 tax return to see how much earned income you had. Then Treasury can automatically send checks or direct deposit to anyone who made more than $3k in 2019. Because of inflation since 2008 the $3k income requirement might even be higher.
>>17917296say you file taxes jointly but your spouse doesnt work, would you both still get it in that case?
>>17917296>tfw i didn't file my taxes last year
>>17916963god forbid people with no money receive any money
>>17917861this but unironically
Hookers and ice cream.
>>17917910>>17917861it's literally in the bible>Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.
>>17896761they litteraly deposited money directly into the accounts of every citizen whos age is over 18.
>>17893477i am going to market buy BTC, everyone should do this #btcbailout
>>17893477It's $2000 now
VTSAXTSAX
>>17917861It does seem cruel but can you imagine if every homeless person was handed a check for $4k? It would be chaos.
>>17918426Probably the same as handing every other poor loser a free $4k?Homeless will probably just spend it on hotels and booze, some might even use it as a springboard for getting their shit back together, although I doubt more than 1% of them would do that
>>17897048b-but reggie!
Buy the next spike and sell after it lowers of course.
>>17893477new metal detector
>>17893477Gonna invest all in Zano
>>17893477no BS im putting that shit on Boeing stock
>>17893477Upgrade my PC and then the rest goes into my mutual fund.
>>17896754>>17896842You people are worthless retards
>>17893503Neocons are blocking it
$2000 per month for every adult
>>17917556I’m hopeful they are reasonable and do the last 3 years. I literally just priority express mailed my fucking taxes because of this shit. I had neither finished my 2019 or 2018 taxes until today.
A rifle then split the rest between crypto and goldThen waiting for fascism to rise and joining ASAP ... sick of This kike globalist shit
Wife and I made $150,300 last year. Heard the cutoff in 2008 was 150k. Am I fucked?
>>17924410see>>17913945
>>17924171how do i do that?
>>17924410oh shit! you made 150,000 dollars in a year?!! shit man, you're fucked. your life is over.
>>17924684i live in Seattle bitch, 150k joint is basically poverty
>>17893477all in SQQQ, thank you, you beautiful orange bastard
>>17893503No, the media and extreme left are pushing like it's a certainty so when it inevitably doesn't happen it looks like a failure on the administration when int reality it was never a real possibility.blood sucking leaches profiting off the emotions of the lower class as always
>>17893477All in on Boeing or all in on oil? What do brehs?
>>17924829why not both
>>17893503There's as close to a 0% chance as anything can have. There is NO fucking way they would put the thought in people's heads that the government can just toss them $1,000 in a pinch. That isn't the type of mindset this government wants to cultivate in its people. It's more likely the government will declare a one time bill for all Americans to pay $1,000 rather than give them $1,000.
better get your shit fast, prices will rise like hell after a few months of trumbux
>>17924720then move faggot.
>>17925008i like it here cunt
>>17924178Imagine liking lovecraft for anything other than the mythos he inspired. If you think there's any wisdom to his racist ramblings you're a retard.
>>17894796Lmao
>>17893477puts on SPY
all of it will be going to LINK, obviously
>>17925172What part of what that image said was wrong? The only thing you could contest is whether the majority of sex niggers have is from rape. Although despite being 13% of t he population they are responsible for over half of violent crime (of which rape is a part).
>>17925080Then live in poverty. I'm not paying extra taxes so some massive Seattle faggot can live in a trendy downtown apartment. KYS sponge.
>>17924723> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE FREE MONEY NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH ME IS A COMMUNIST JEW !!!!! NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>17926284no I hope it does happen but I don't see it happening. maybe for those who are temporarily laid off but not every tax paying adult.
>>17893477if i am a dependent do i still get gibs
>>17893552Why would it have to happen? The RNC would accept people dting in the streets as long as the billionaires get their golden parachutes.
>>17926861are you an american citizen over 18
>>17926971yes i am also white
>>17927191the read this>>17913945
yes
>>17924971Im no expert but why would you anticipate inflation when a third of the country might be unemployed indefinitely
>>17924924>There is NO fucking way they would put the thought in people's heads that the government can just toss them $1,000 in a pinch.That is exactly the mind set they want people to have. Zero savings, constant consumption of the news products.
>>17918426>It would be chaos.How the fuck would this be chaos?
>>17918270What if you have multiple accounts?
>>17893477>tfw worked for like a month after tax season ended last year and have been a NEET ever sincei'm gonna get more in trumpbux than i did actually working lmao
if i made 1500 in 2018 and claimed it in 2019 (selfemployed gamedev) will i get trumpbux?
>>17896659You're an idiot if you don't understand how a country would collapse if they stopped having and supporting kids. Quit trying to sound like you're better for not having kids
>>17893477assuming its real and i actually get it ill get escorts and a gun
>>17893875Explain now!!
Tachyon's TCP/IP provides security components such as TLS 1.3 at the application layer.
>>17893875>everyone got like $16,000bullshit
>>17930159>country would collapse if they stopped having kidsThe world should do this. There is no meaning, no reason to continue the species, especially one that suffers for the most of their life. But 99% of us are animals and behave as such, not stopping to question: WHY?
>>17928498Subscription model of personal income
>>17930307We only got 14k in SC wtf?
>>17913945thank you man you really eased my doubts
>>17893477According to my total asset portfolio.