/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p08ChZVGBow

https://seekingalpha.com/pr/17808270-research-frontiers-reports-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2019-financial-results

Accumulate REFR BOYS

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1239963916177772544

YANG GANG

YANG IS TRENDING

nth for Corona-chan vs BRRRRRRR

>>17887562

First for dat fuckin factory in the video

>3% bounce off a 13% crater is a 'reversal'
Bulls are actually deluded.

Should i buy now or will it get worse ?

what the fuck is this dumb fucking boomer talking about ive heard this speech before

>>17887553
>citizens begging government to shut the border for years
>nothing happens
>politicians and movie stars start getting sick
>border shut overnight
really makes you think

Bought 15k of index funds lads. Did I do good?

Why is there not much media reporting on the fact that banks are not required to keep any cash in reserve any more? This seems like a big deal, right? I even remember a statement from Powell a while ago saying that he would not remove the fractional reserve that banks are required to have and even considered increasing it.

Would it cause too much panic if the media reported on it?

>>17887581
gay

>>17887596
We're entering a bear session like no other, it'll get worse.

>just lost my job for at least 6 months
NEETlyfe here we go

REMINDER: BOTTOM IS NOT IN UNTIL THERE WILL BE NO RETARDS ASKING IF THEY SHOULD BY NOW

>>17887613
you should have DCA 5k a week prepare to lose 10% tomorrow.

>>17887613
Yes, thanks for the cash.

>>17887613
its all crashing down nigga

>>17887599
It does make me think Trump let this go as a reason to shut down the borders for "safety" reasons and liberals will buy it.

>>17887596
buy a knife and shove through you eye

>>17887581
wew lad, what a vulture

>>17887613
no its going to keep going down covid 19 is still happening in the us not even at its peak

>>17887581
CAN'T THROW MONEY AT A VIRUS
CAN'T THROW MONEY AT A VIRUS
CAN'T THROW MONEY AT A VIRUS
CAN'T THROW MONEY AT A VIRUS

>>17887626
rest in piss
do you have enough cash to trade?

CAM ON BOBO

SELL SUM FACKIN STOCKS

>>17887613

Thanks for your donations.

Bogdanoff, the dead cat bounce has been employed
>Gud, fly ze bull flag until zhey buy and doomp et again

buy sqqq at 26?

FED ready to feed $100 Trillion into the market to keep it here

>>17887613
Did good can only go up from here

>>17887613
LMAO why are you buying this virus is going to kill so many people. The way the US government is handling this makes certain that it's going to take months if not years for recovery to occur.

Really excited for the last 5 mins of the day.

Are we back, or is this a deceased feline upwards force?

>>17887581
Is /pol/ seething right now?

>lol the virus is just over in China goys believe our communist media propaganda
>markets should go up when the crisis is literally just starting and quarantines and other harsh measures are coming


Boomers truly deserve to suffer and die because of this made up virus

FED DOING $1T EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS WEEK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17887653
WATCH ME

Such a weak bounce, tomorrow's gonna be really bad

>>17887629

20k is the absolute bottom

When people see Tom Hanks recovering from this bullshit, the hysteria will be done

>>17887663
no retard

I'm just a math teacher, how's my future looking in the post-apocalyptic world?

Crude currently in uncharted territory. GUSHfags this is your last chance.

>>17887626
>>just lost my job for at least 6 months

My wife just lost her's, too. She works high-end retail in an upscale shopping center in Seattle. The entire corporation she works for just closed all their stores world-wide because they're hemorrhaging cash by the hour.

>>17887613
>index funds
Thanks, love me some free money

>>17887626
Did you really? Anecdotally a lot of people posting all over internet they lost their job. This is gonna be scary.

>senate conference starting now
this is it boys do or die time

>>17887581
call JG WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW

>>17887599
The whole system needs to burn. I hope this kickstarts it

haha money line is squiggle :DDD

Why is it bad to hold inverse ETFs overnight?

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>17887686
What should I do then?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S DUMPING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17887629
Personally I'm waiting for Bill Mitchell to sell.

>>17887679
This
Use Tom Hanks to judge how to time the market
The second he gets better go all in and ride that shit to the top

>>17887653
>virus comes from china
>china is communist by heart
>US government hands out cash to people, perhaps the first time ever in this fashion
Coincidence? It's a SOCIALISM virus!

>>17887688
How tight is your asshole?

so how many Yangbux are we gonna get? I'm doin bad bros

>>17887700
Fiscal measures are not going to stop this from getting worse.

>>17887688
If you find a settler village of white people fine, they will want people to know math to rebuild.

NATIONAL GUARD LEAVING

THEY ARE ALL INFECTED

>>17887728
He was discharged from the hospital today.

GO UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WANT CHEAP INVERSE ETFS

POWELL, DO SOMETHING

>>17887626
just buy inverse ETF. Market go up, get job back. Market go down, make money. Win-win.

>>17887688
>I'm just a math teacher, how's my future looking in the post-apocalyptic world?

Retards now can't do basic math with the lights still on, what do you think'll happen if the shit really hits the fan?

>>17887679
REMINDER: THE BOTTOM IS NOT IN UNTIL RETARDS STOP SAYING THEIR THOUGHT OF THE BOTTOM MARK

is there a tom hanks index

>>17887675
Shh anon...
Deflation, bla bla bla, there won't be any problem...

>>17887728
tim honks is my bull flag

I just dropped $10k on calls. LETS DO THIS

>>17887728
he's better already tho

>>17887677

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

IS WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS PRICED IN???????

>>17887721
AND IT WON'T MAKE A DENT

>>17887752
>>17887765
>>17887770
Then this is the bottom
Get ready for tomorrow lads

>4000 DOLLARS
>4000 DOLLARS
>4000 DOLLARS
>4000 DOLLARS
>4000 DOLLARS

THE BILL IS FOR $4,000!

https://twitter.com/RepJoeKennedy/status/1239920721792565250

>>17887752
The real Hanks dies years ago

>>17887717
??

Isn't the DJI crash just a correction of the 2016-2020 bubble?

SQQQQ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17887781
What could possibly produce that much SO2?

How low will this go?

SQQQ cratering

>>17887666
Satan, I didn’t feel like timing the market

>>17887792
WE ZIMBABWE NOW

>>17887753
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY PUTS ARE FUCKED RIGHT NOW

I FUCKING HATE YOU JEROME

>>17887792
I don't care what Sloppy Joe says. You're not getting 4 yang.

>>17887803
>>17887717
Leveraged products lose money at a high rate because of the heavy trading and fees needed to maintain their existence.

>>17887792
WHAT SHOULD I BUY WITH MY 4Gs

They are cremating the corpses like pigs, of course.

>>17887781
>Satellite images showing high levels of sulphur dioxide above China are possible evidence of mass cremations of people who have died from coronavirus.
Satellite images showing high levels of sulphur dioxide above China are possible evidence of mass cremations of people who have died from coronavirus.
>Satellite images showing high levels of sulphur dioxide above China are possible evidence of mass cremations of people who have died from coronavirus.

>>17887581
LMAO
where can I collect my NEETbux?

>>17887792
yes daddy

helicopter money or depression

>>17887792
holy shit thats retarded

>>17887810
Organic matter

>>17887829
Fed nigs, gonna fed nig

>>17887781
Not knowing about this way beforehand? Sorry but you're Ngmi

>>17887763
I hope not, I have no problem switching teams but I need to unload all these puts first

>>17887851
What the fuck is 1k going to do?

>>17887781
>>17887841

>sqqq
its all ogre

>>17887840
SPY puts 200 01/04

YANG GANG

whos getting their dick sucked with their yangbucks like me???

Holding on to my puts but expecting green tomorrow. Hopefully thursday and friday are red.

>>17887781
at this point who cares about the chinks
we've gotta deal with this shit ourselves now

>>17887824
So you really felt like to torn apart your anus kek

OLYMPICS ARE CANCELLED
OLYMPICS ARE CANCELLED

OLYMPICS ARE CANCELLED

OLYMPICS ARE CANCELLED

>>17887874
50 cents a share and we hit my limit price and I buy

>>17887851
>helicopter money or depression
helicopter money and then depression

>>17887840
50% spy put 50% tendies

>>17887867

Keep the plebs from immediately going out and murdering politicians and bankers. Stave that off for a month or so until they figure out what to do.

This headline lol. No wonder stock markets are full retard, with goldfish memory headlines like this

ANOTHER 1 TRILLION!!!!!!!!

BUY!!!!!!!

>>17887874
if it goes below $24 buy, New York is going under lockdown soon

>>17887878
They're TrumpBucks now.

>>17887837
Yeah, pull up the price chart of any inverse ETF. They all just gap down every day forever.

>>17887874
Thank god, thought I wasn't going to get a buy in opportunity

>SQQQ won't dip below $25
I WANT TO LOAD UP ON MORE FOR TOMORROW AAAAAAA

>>17887781
>JatNationalist
debunked

>>17887781
Wuhan is burning. Wuhan is burning, and you're LAUGHING!

>make some puts
>stock prices go UP
>put is still worth more

???? is it going back to red tomorrow

>>17887903
i shouldve bailed at 28 and i shouldve bailed at 26.5

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>tfw bought 10 puts for SQQQ
haha I dun goofed

>>17887900
nice, I can't wait to go fuck nip qts on the cheap in august with my bear bucks

>>17887781
Decomposition is exothermic.
This is just mounds of rotting corpses offgassing.

virus?
that is the least of our worries.

3/20 shopify 370p? seems like easy money with the +10% pump? what do you think?

>>17887919
Why do they keep making the bubble bigger and bigger?

>>17887792
i need it

>every US citizen gets 1000 dollarinos
>but is required by law to invest into the stock market
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17887943
>puts on an inverse 3xETF in a bear market with IV through the roof
you get what you deserve

Boomer bleeding heart on Congress cspan.
>please take this serious
>please panic and do everything you can I don't want to die
>gubmint pls

>>17887960
Election year.

Best spy puts?

you will probably never see another 10% swing day in your life again. only a matter of time for Vix death. wasnt that cool?

>>17887948
i am a japanese girl, japanese girls arent actually into white guys

>>17887972
Yeah unlike a lot of the insecure people on /biz/ I can admit when I've been retarded
Not even a big percentage of my portflio though, and who knows maybe we'll be POMPED tomorrow

>>17887919
How is this going to help against a virus?

>>17887636
It’s for long term 25+ years.

>>17887893
because looking at Wuhan is like looking into the future

>>17887867
you can buy the rotten food they ration to you

>>17887984
calls

>>17887679
he caused an international incident the other day with vegemite on toast. I am not a bonger but I understand it was very offensive to australia.

>>17887971
Pls let's do this, most of us would make a killin

>>17887988
Gooks like white guys. I'm living proof.

>>17887988
You are a 40 year old man wearing cat ears and nothing else.

>>17887988
Shoe head

>>17887971
>It's just a 401k boost
Are we allowed to trade it at least?

>14 days

>>17887958
I'd stay away from online stores honestly

>>17887988
show tits or gtfo

>>17887840
5G Wireless

>>17887984
$200 put for April 17

>>17887948
>wants to turn nippon qt's into loose roasties
Why are white guys such manwhores?

BUY OLIN! INVEST IN AMMO

>>17887900
we are now entirely in the Akira Timeline

wtf is this power hour rally? fucking crash already....

>>17888011
your girlfriend is ugly most likely

>>17888012
no, i am a 26 year old japanese woman living in australia

>fed announces more pumps
>markets respond to the upside this time

>>17887988
post your cunt flaps or go back to rolling dogs, sorry, your lunch around in a stroller

OH NO NO NO BOBOBROS ARE WE BEING GORED BY AN ORANGE TOROINO??

Are there any words for how retarded it is to buy right now

THE PUMP IS LOADED.
ABANDON SHIP

>>17888044
and I am the king of space

Got into SQQQ today for 24.75 excellent

>>17888005
Lol calls on puts? How do I do that?

>>17888023
sauce

go all in fags, tomorrow we deep red

>>17887988
good job anon, the incels are SEETHING

>>17887663
Wait until the last 5 minutes.

>>17888061
>buying the top

>>17888056
A lot

10-yr above 1% again.

>>17888044
Well all asians look alike so that'd mean you're ugly too.

>>17888061
same senpai
got a couple more buy orders at 24,22,20
>>17888079
lol

>>17888056
>>17888043
people are not buying, it's literally the Central Bank pushing wheelbarrows of cash into the gaping maw of the Markets
it will crash soon enough, when you weigh the cash pumps to the percentages it becomes a pathetic show of desperation

The market has been going up and down every other day so far. Tomorrow will be bearish.

How can I invest in ventilators?

>>17888044
>i am a 26 year old japanese woman living in australia
Whoa! I am, too! G'day, cunt!

I thought it was making a McDonald’s logo but it’s making a Wendy’s logo

>>17888056
buy high sell low

so load up on puts?

>>17887999
Virus?

>>17888102

Lmao where are the Trump haters now? We bull market, 30 k by May

OLN TO THE MOON PEOLE NEED THEIR AMMO FOR THE APOCALYPSE

>>17888055
Calm down, bearbros.
We got this.
Just wait the bloodbath.

>>17888092
Economy saved

But why?
I don't fucking get it. Why are the fucking markets going up?

>>17888123
Hell yea brother

Buy sqqq right now?

I am an 18 year old big tiddy goth futa living near your, CLICK HERE NOW (www.virus.ru)

CALI GOVERNMENT FORCING PEOPLE TO BE NEETS OR FACE CRIMINAL CHARGES

>>17888123
I would, tomorrow you will be able to sell SQQQ at minimum 10% higher than it is now at some point.

>>17887679
What if he dies?

>>17888011
Jews aren’t white and your gook gf has downs syndrome.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

Hey how do I buy calls on this?

>>17888145
it literally goes everyday before close, mostly shorts closing position and bullcucks hoping for a gap up next day.
Fed doesn't manipulate the markets as the retards here would want you to believe

>>17888145
Donald motherfuckin J Trump

OK, back into SDOW. Blood bath tomorrow. Minus at least 1500 pts on the Dow.

JUST A LITTLE LOWER SQQQ
COME ON BULLTARDS AND JEROME
GOGOGO

>>17888145
you don't know? can't you hear it? the printers been running all day
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>entire world shuts down
>stocks go up
makes sense.

>>17888153
accept it, we are all neets now.

Boomer news says remdesevir is the cure

>>17888132
ok retard

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>17888174
Go back in time to January

>>17888180
Unlikely. These bills passing and new measures are going to start a mini-recovery. It won't pop back up all the way, but we might end the week at 23k.

>>17888182
Just fucking buy it now. You will be able to make 10-15 percent in 24 hours or less minimum.

>>17888153
I read that, it ain't shit. Every where is closed so not like there is any opening to go to anyways.

>>17888145
Because stupid fucking Fed Jews are letting their Jew friends on Wallstreet exit scam with as much profit as possible before they finally let it go down to where it wants to go

Resist being fooled by dead cat bounces like the one we’ll get tomorrow morning. We are witnessing the international credit economy on the verge of collapse. There isn’t enough liquidity, there isn’t enough resiliency, there isn’t enough production. Flooding the zone with cash directly from the Fed and indirectly through tax and interest holidays is pushing on a string at this point.

The second- and third-order effects of this will be staggering. Expect public and private pension funds to go bankrupt in the coming several months and years. The Fed’s balance sheet will explode into the several trillions, rocketing past the former highs following the 2008 recession, as calls go out from every corner of the country for it to bail out everything by giving free money to everyone.

>>17888185
That's why people here have been calling it a "fake and gay" pump. Because it's fake and gay.

>>17888185
it's just a dead cash bounce, it will continue correcting soon

>>17888174
Just BRRRRRR

>>17888148
Only with mad money

>>17888185
Money fixes an uncontrollable epidemic

Why the fuck is margin maintenance a negative number here? This doesn't make any sense

End-of-life rally

>>17887837
So don’t hold sqqq overnight then? First trade and I fucked it up

>>17888161
D:

>>17888187

JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU FED BASTARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17888220
Your money is gone, I’m sorry anon

TODAY SHOULDVE BEEN RED FUCK YOU FED NIGGERS

>>17888153
HOMELESS ARE EXEMPT. JUST SAY YOURE HOMELESS BRO

>Last 10 minutes

Well boys are we pahmping or dahmping?

Did a complete playthrough of fallout 3 recently
How appropiate
What will be the IRL bottle caps
>inb4 american toilet paper money

>>17888231
ah you fucked up. going to $0 :(

>>17888242
fug

>>17888231
YES FUCKING HOLD SQQQ OVERNIGHT

>>17888245
It was expected to go up after a massive drop. Tomorrow will be red again big promise

>>17888255
No bully

>>17888251
kek that's smart
>>17888252
We're dumping, I hope you bought puts at 254

NOOOOOOOOO DONT LET THE DOW FALL BELOW 20K CNN WILL BULLY ME NOOOOOOOOO PLSSS WE GOTTA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

this fucking movement on spy lol

>>17888252
STAY TUNED FOR THE CONCLUSION OF MR. BOBO'S WILD RIDE

>LAST MINUTE CRASH
LAST MINUTE CRASH
>LAST MINUTE CRASH
LAST MINUTE CRASH
>LAST MINUTE CRASH
LAST MINUTE CRASH

>>17888254
Fallout 3 is fucking terrible. They all are. Somehow you chose the one with the blandest world color scheme and most annoying characters. Couldn’t think of a bigger waste of time.

>missed the last SQQQ dip of the day
FUCK. 2/3 ain't bad. See you tomorrow.

Do you guys actually think any congressman or senator will have enough time to read the entire fucking stimulus bill they are trying to push through? As Trump would say "push through the senate in record time"

>>17888231
You can easily hodl overnight you only risk decay after holding it for 140 days

>>17888296
NOT ON MY WATCH BEARKEK

>>17888245
You are thinking short term retard
It needs to go up so we can buy premium for cheap
You didn't think market would go down after one of the biggest drops in history did you?

Will oil and gas ever recover?

where is /cash/ gang

>>17888185
ammo stocks going up

reminder we went -12%
+3% is nothing
everyone who is holding sqqq is gonna make it

>>17888316
Yes, buy the XOM dip tomorrow at open bro

>>17888298
I know anon. The dlc's were shit.
I did it for nostalgia.
Did a demolition walkthrough. Ended up maxing almost all skills anyway

>>17888316
Yes, but it will be a long time.

Whelp, picked up 1000 shares of SQQQ @ 25.04.
Let's find out if I'm retarded or not.

PLEASE DONT CLOSE SUB 21K PLEASE PLEASE
BULLBROS WTF YOU PROMISED ME A PUMP IN FINAL MINUTES

>buy dow at 20k
>let's just say it jumps to 30k
>I only made 10k
there's gotta be a better way of making big money.
What are the piddlin cheapo stocks that are going to go for $5 to $100?

>$24 limit buy on SQQQ fires
Pshh sorry bulls, you've activated my trap card

>>17888331
I tried telling that to people during the speech and got yelled at

>>17888347
ho lee fuck

>>17888331
Based

>>17888153
Do you know how much fucking GDP california makes up?

>>17888351
TQQQ

>>17888350
We're gapping down and crashing tomorrow. We're totally fucked.

>>17887613
yesterday was a good bottom to enter in at. I think we are nearing the end of this "recession" very soon

>>17888347
If you can sell tomorrow, you will make it

>>17888331
This, amazing how many soft hands some of these bears are. Its like they cant handle a single day with their position in the red.

>>17888351
It's not going to jump up to 30k, but if you did think so you could use leveraged ETF's

I bought my first put.
Goodbye options virginity!

>>17888347
you will be good tomorrow at multiple points throughout the day.

>>17888351
Leverage bitches

>>17888298
>fallout 1 and 2
>bad

You don’t deserve to live

>>17888347
A little expensive for my taste, I bought in at 23 today.

Not a crazy jump, today. Don’t expect a bad dump this week. Crab tomorrow. Green Thursday. Slight drop Friday. Nothing to write home about. Screen cap this.

>>17888298
Few of the best quests are in fo3 tho

>>17888351
NET. Cloudflare. They run 12% of the Internet's traffic, have basically no virus impact, and are underpriced.

>>17888378
I think it's because most of the new people are only buying daily or weekly puts

>market is mooning

looks like socialism is the right choice for america.

>>17888201
>everything is closed but it doesn’t matter

HAHAHA

If you don't see this obviously dead cat/bulltrap, exactly like last week, then you deserve to lose money

>>17888411
ok retard

i bought.. deep red tomorrow right bros?

word cloud of biz

>>17888254
Large purchases : sanitary wipes, latex gloves, paper masks
Medium purchases: tissues (lotion infused), napkins, paper towels
Small : toilet paper, hand sanitizer (single squirt no more than 5ccs)

>>17888381
what platform do you use here

God damn these moomoo fucks

>>17888429
>i bought.. deep red tomorrow right bros?
that's how it always turns out, isn't it?

>>17888429
Its the most obvious red day I have ever seen

>>17888367
>Do you know how much fucking GDP california makes up?

Exactly.

>>17888427
>communism for corportations but not for chuck down the street

kill yourself.

DING DING DING DING

down 66% on my puts... we better fucking crash.

deflation be the name of the game right now

>>17888429
Sorry friend
$850B stimulus incoming

based on closing day movement, I'm thinking red day tomorrow. Probably 2 - 3% drop tonight.

>>17888392
There were some pretty good dips in it today that I missed, but if we fall tomorrow $25ish is still low enough to make some profit. Definitely not something I would FOMO into, but I'm willing to bet a decent chunk of change on it.

Bigger green day than expected, but still tolerable.

How did you all fare today?

>>17888400
They "cache pictures" for 12% of the internet. Amazon runs 50% of servers for the interwebs.

>>17888464
its over

>>17888367
Google says the GDP is bigger than the UK, top fucking kek.

#baggiebogged

>>17888400
Speaking of, why did Akamai moon so fiercely in the recent months?

>>17887629
Buying is happening. We hit some kind of resistance

>>17888452
Chuck? From chucks suck and fuck? I love that guy

>>17888462
It will

>>17888462
down 40% on mine

>>17888426
This. I did the opposite and I wasn't really expecting a bounce. My puts are in April though so it okee

If I waited a minute longer I could have got them for $1.30 less.

Feels bad.

>>17888462
Retard didn’t expect a rebound today?
Lol

>>17888452
ok retard

>>17888471
Oh yeah you'll make some good money on it tomorrow. The pump can't stop the inevitable.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.31%, delevvied hedge, port out of neutral into cautiously bullish. Looking for a relief recovery here, maybe cool off some of the more extreme technicals on VIX and such. Feeling pretty good honestly, work was cancelled for the next 2 weeks so I'm snug inside. Didn't catch all of Trump's promises, but today was at least somewhat reassuring. Still keeping in mind possibility that we will retest lows.

>>17887679
Boomer

>>17888474
down 4%, I thought I had shorted the top but it wasn't quite. unfortunate but the rest of the week should be better

>>17888430
LITERALLY BUY MONEY
Very American

>>17888400
>NET. Cloudflare. They run 12% of the Internet's traffic, have basically no virus impact, and are underpriced.

Can you expound about Cloudflare? How does a company like Cloudflare make money? Are they profitable? What's the long game here?

I LIQUIDATED (almost) EVERYTHING TODAY! Only 33% in stocks and 15% in shorts.

>>17888351
ONTX

This shit needs to end so us /AMD/ bros can make it

>>17888430
why are there no tickers on here?
does it only allow words in a predefined dictionary?

>>17888549
They charge a fee for their service

The only money I made today was from riding TQQQ.

>>17888514
up 7% UDOW SPXL BA EWQ trades

>>17887677
brother that's not even 10 bil, FED pumped 170 times that ammount and it didn't do shit, now think for a second about what this means.

>>17888549
They're what stops 4chan from getting DDOSd 24/7

chinkvirus, oil prices, tourism downfall, bankruptcies and disrupted consumer demand

none of this will be priced in the stock market till at least april

>>17888559
Did you come out on top?

>>17887553
After hours red already. Bulls, i hope you exited all your positions with that little pump at the end. It will gap down by morning and you wont have a chance to make any profit.

>>17888528
A high market will solve the flu. Don't ask how.

Well, that wasn't so bad, now was it?

>>17888494
Bought my spy puts in April too

>>17888514
Up 9%. AMD, WKHS, and SNSS rising the fuck up.

>>17888585
we're gonna be o.k. :3

I'm putting AMD
shit is going down

>>17887678
it's not going to move a lot tomorrow gonna stay stagnant at the same level, and drop thursday

>>17888395
Lol

>>17888549
CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A QRD ON JNUG?

Why were people shilling it here?

>>17888430
fixed it for you

>>17888514
Down 4%, jumped in way too early but doubled down near the top.

>>17888596
>>17888577
I know what Cloudflare is and does. I'm asking about why to buy their stock and why I would expect to make significant money off of it. What makes it a better investment than some hot .COM-bubble stock?

What was TQQQ at in premarket?

>>17888430
>not just various lengths of "brrrrrrr"

>>17888514
Bought some April spy puts and SQQQ at 24.75 and I need to get out of GUSH

>>17888606
What are you looking at?

>>17887721
Trump just doesn't give a fuck about the national debt I guess they've made up their mind and will go to war with china. So increasing the debt doesn't really matter since most of it would go to china.

This is too much. I'm taking partial profits if we don't crash again tomorrow.

>>17888430
well I disagree

>>17888514
up ~5%
sold SQQQ at close yesterday
bought back in at 24 today, sold at 28
too easy

>>17888617
Everything is going down bud

>>17888646
They require basically no in person interaction for their business model, which means they're one of very few companies that are actually coronaproof. And I think they're seriously undervalued. I wouldn't be saying the same thing if they were some bloated $200 meme stock.

good luck with Tencent earnings tomorrow lmao

>>17888462
I lost half my gains from yesterday. I should've expected the bounce

>>17888660
SPY particularly is what i was referring to.

FED QE5 explained:
https://youtu.be/RfPomhylgT8

>>17888514
Waiting for robinhood to verify so I can start making money.

>>17888668
Pols are talking about defaulting on Chinese debt by "charging" them for the Coronavirus damages.

>>17888699
It'll gap back down tomorrow, also checked.

>>17888310
Thanks mate

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so im trying to learn how to trade on papermoney but my orders aren't filling sometimes?
like, even if i put a buy order way above the market price, it just doesn't fill. even if i do a quantity of 1. am i missing something?

>>17888462
same but mine expire tomorrow so im fucked if no crash

>>17888462
>baggie shorted the bottom

Of course.

>>17888706
>the ben bernank
makes me nostalgic for the early 2010s

>>17888705
Ah, forgot about that.

>>17887836
Trump might pump the money to people to buy some votes in case of Corn pop waking the fuck up during the election.

>>17887876
be patient I have autism, you want to sell spy @ 200 on april's fools?

>>17888614
is that a bath bomb you panzy

>>17888298
Wut. New Vegas is the shit.
>plebs

>>17888678
kek

>>17887907
don't forget to save some for the gas, look what happened to kobe

>>17888637
Based

>>17888514
I’m in bad shape
Taking heavy fire
If I could do it all over, I’d not have bet so much on McDonald’s and Lockheed.
And of course svxy.

>>17888032
Sir does this mean that you are locking in a put at the current price of around two fiddy and buying the spy calls for 200 netting the profit?

>>17888145
because they were oversold as fuck and trump is throwing money at them

>>17889226
Retard. We're still in a gigantic bubble.

>>17889273
apparently most people aren't aware of that because it stopped falling you colossal fuck

>>17888251
they can check that in about 1 minute and fucking hit you with a fine for trying to lie to them, great idea anon

Bros, can someone explain what "puts" are?

>>17889273
Valuations don’t speak to levels of being oversold/overbought. Not the same thing you fucking retard newfag holy shit go back to where you came from goddamn it why are you people talking when you know nothing.

soo.... shorts?

>>17889605
Projection. You have absolutely 0 idea what you're talking about retard.
>>17889289
seething

>>17888044
Fuck off we're full