/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17882592
Been employed for two months does that count

Who said this? I haven't seen this anywhere, if it's true I'm coofing on everyone.

>>17882654
>>17882646
>>17882592
Get a job losers.

No more leeches

NOOOOO AAAAHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE THE VIRUS KILLS ALL OF YOU

>>17882592
I have not seen this confirmed anywhere. What about independents, photographers, musicians, etc. You know, people who dont really make money but claim they do. And which one should I write down on the paper

>>17882701
Lmao all you neets are gonna die out.

This is the mass culling.
Get fucked.

>>17882701

Lmao based.

I was a painter making 300k a year. I’ll show them my Link holdings to prove it.

>>17882683
Haha yes bro since all this started I love the gummint now and want to give them up to 30% of my money cause they're smart and they do good things for me you stupid fucking nigger

>>17882746
COPE
I'll post here monthly to show you I'm still here, still kickin and still NEET bitch. Die mad. I might go apply for food stamps to know you're paying for my tendies

>>17882592
>tfw have to leech free electricity from a parking structure while trying to get my gains back
>no need bucks cause not employed
least i get the parking garage all to myself because no of quarantine

>>17882784
Just doing commissions or what? That's great money anon you must be talented.

>>17882592
Can I get neet bucks as a small business owner. It’s really affecting it and I might have to close down for good

>>17882786
Cope. Hope mommy bought you Tyson tenders before all the supermarkets run out, otherwise you're dead kid.

>>17882908
yes, trump says small business owner can get neet bucks too

>>17882917
>I-I'M NOT COPING YOU'RE COPING
Thanks for your taxes bitch

>>17882908
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T THINK INDEPENDENTLY AND OWN YOUR OWN BUSINESS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST WORK FOR BIG CORPO AND GET LAID OFF WHEN IT SUITS THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tfw in bareable job but cant work from home feels meh

>>17882592
WTF IVE BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR HALF A YEAR, REALISTICALLY DIDNT START TRYING UNTIL LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO BECAUSE I CANT GET A JOB. NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET NEETBUX!!!

>>17882869
Lol. I think theres a limit to how many years you can get food stamps and or welfare in a lifetime. Also a neet, since no one has hired me, but cant get foodstamps as I still live with family.

>>17882592
Source?

>>17883101
I'm not really on welfare, nor have I ever been. I make money under the table working on cars. I wonder if I did a 1099 would I still be able to collect?

>>17882592

Based. Get dabbed on perma-NEETS. The age of the wagie-NEET has arrived.

Fake news

>>17882945
Am a leaf.

>>17882975
I am still a bitch to my clients and the tax jews. Their really isn’t a way to not be a bitch to somebody, only lesser degrees of being a bitch.

>>17883191
Idk i can probably claim self employment with a salary of $0 albeit i havent made a company as of now.

>>17883337
Don't worry bro. Trudeau is offering free checks that you can use to pay for anti-racism training.

>>17882592
>mfw I literally just quit my job to take another job in a few weeks
>mfw I miss out on the neetbux because I picked the perfect-possible worst timing to be in between jobs

>>17883297
lol mitt, funny guy

So along with the Jewish sex trafficking cabal all the neets and homeless will all be flushed out as well?


Based Trump

>>17883191
>makes money working
>calls himself a neet

>>17883536
>larping on the internet
Absolutely unprecedented, I know lol.

>>17883398
Well if I have to claim income I'm not worried about it. Paying a little bit in tax for free money is a-ok with me.

Don't americans have this thing called "Monotributo"?

>>17883414
Lol. Imagine all the people who got laid off recently.

>>17883803
>>17883414
Is this process so rushed that they're going to overlook people like this? Pretty fucked up if you ask me. Plenty of people got laid off early or are just between jobs. Hopefully they have the sense to take this into account. Wish you the best bros.

>>17883297
Oh mint, ya love to see it.

ahhh you see grasshopper... the wagie has become the neet...
and the neet the wagie

>>17882746
Most of us posting here will be shot on the spot. Virus is just excuse for dead faggots. Maybe someone will dig up that anons schizo post how all that is just a cover up to wipe unpleasant citizens.

>>17882592
>tfw
>have a job
>want corona neetbux
>only person I know with job
>job declared essential service
>now literally a wage slave
>no allowed neetbux

>>17882917
I work and have never taken welfare. But giving away 30% of your labors/time at work for something that you see no return on is pretty stupid. Especially since it's actually going to people working against you.

Wage too long and people seem to get a sort of Stockholm syndrome. It's strange but I see it everywhere.

>>17882592
Only non-NEETs receive NEETbux

>>17883101
Been on food stamps for years, depends on your state

I work 8-16 hours a week, feels good man