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>> No.17882024
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17882024

why doesnt the stocks crash today too

>> No.17882028

YANG GANG
>YANG GANG
YANG GANG
>YANG GANG

>> No.17882030
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17882030

I can't believe the Döner just said that we're going big.

>> No.17882035

Closed my boeing puts and bought calls instantly.
Already in the money

>> No.17882039

I'm at work did he really say
WORSE THAN 9/11????

>> No.17882041

Mcdonald's is now a vital industry.

>> No.17882043

alright fuck this i'm not opening up any puts until the stimulus is in.

>> No.17882047

Day's Gain Unrealized
$695.13 (14.61%)

based

>> No.17882048

DID AAL JUST HIT UPWARD BREAKERS? HOLY FUCK

>> No.17882052

>>17882024
too much money

>> No.17882054

YANG GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>> No.17882056

WHY CAN'T SQQQ JUST DROP HARD ALREADY???

>> No.17882057

WE ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE IN THE STOCK MARKET

>> No.17882058

Mnuchin saying that the markets will stay open

>> No.17882059

>>17882039
yes for the airline companies

>> No.17882062
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17882062

>mfw I bought the dip

>> No.17882065

What will you buy with your $12,000 a year /biz/?

>> No.17882070

>its green
Whew that was close, narrowly avoided a recession bears alright who's all in on Boeing?

>> No.17882071

SHORTENING HOURS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17882072

How is it possible that the market is going up?

>> No.17882073

>Markets staying open

>> No.17882074

>mentions 9/11 again
>shortened trading hours
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17882075

Markets staying open, possibly shorter hours but Americans must have access to their money. Mnuchin has spoken

>> No.17882077

CORV BEING BOUGHT OUT

>> No.17882079

My ID will decide the color of tomorrow.

>> No.17882085

WHO THE FUCK COUGHED?

>> No.17882086
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>>17882062

>> No.17882087

unironically, retards got too cocky with profits from babby's first put and now they're getting rekt double time lmao

>> No.17882089

give it to me for real is the stock market going to crash more ? i can only think of it decreasing further because of covid 19 still being reported in the us

>> No.17882094

>>17882065
Shorts

>> No.17882096

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>> No.17882098

Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>Did he literally just scuttle away to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

>> No.17882103

>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPwCttDbS5c

>> No.17882106

FUCK WHAT DOES IT MEAN


BRRRRRRR

>> No.17882108

>>17882039
"WORSE THAN 9/11 for the airline industry"

>> No.17882110
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17882110

THIS IS NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING

>> No.17882113

>>17882089
buy more puts

>> No.17882115

>tfw my spy calls are printing
yep i love trump alright
orange man good

>> No.17882118
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>>17882043
>tfw you placed puts on SPXS for third2nd derivative gains. Put the puters anon.

>> No.17882119

There will be no shortage of prescription drugs. Trump has spoken

>> No.17882120

>>17882087
How do I not fall into this trap?

>> No.17882122

>>17882089
it'll go up and down mate, you gotta figure out how long you're going to hold for and adjust expectations accordingly.

>> No.17882131
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17882131

me fix market

>> No.17882133

TO THE MOON

NEW PARADIGM

CRISIS OVER

DOW 30,000 BY THE END OF THE WEEK

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17882134

Reminder to hide all spamming brrfags
It’s redditors

>> No.17882138

Markets close 2000pt GREEN

>> No.17882150

Buy puts at end of day, look at last week.

>> No.17882155

>>17882110
are they in a plane O_O ?

>> No.17882156

WHY ARE AIRLINES GOING BACK UP

>> No.17882159

Bobo here i held on news, i held today, and i died, i lost $1400, goodbye bros. I will not be trading anymore its not smart for me.

>> No.17882165

>SQQQ TANKING

THANK YOU ORANGE MAN

>> No.17882166

America is run by communists

>> No.17882169

>market literally soaring for NO REASON

>> No.17882171

>>17882159
Just wait, retard. Don't sell

>> No.17882173
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17882173

BULLS ARE BACK

>> No.17882179
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17882179

HOLY SHIT BEAR BROS AT THIS RATE I WILL BE A RUG IN THE OVAL OFFICE BY DAY'S END OH GOD WHY DID I DOUBLE DOWN ON PUTTERINOS

>> No.17882187

https://cat-bounce.com/

>> No.17882189

DID YOU HEAR HIM BROS? POP BACK LIKE NEVER BEFORE

>> No.17882190

>>17882156
Because stimulus dummy

>> No.17882193

>>17882156
>WHY ARE AIRLINES GOING BACK UP

Because there's literally no risk they'll go tits-up.

>> No.17882194

>>17882138
Was there doubt, red, green for overall crab.

>> No.17882197

>>17882156
Trump literally just guaranteed they would not let the airlines go under. Bailouts confirmed.

>> No.17882198

>very simple solution
>we're getting rid of this virus
woah

>> No.17882199

Should I buy into UPRO now?

>> No.17882202

I'm not American, so can someone explain to me how this will work? They will send literal checks via the mail to people who have taxable income less than x? There won't be robberies on postmans? I heard direct bank transfers isn't really a thing in America, it's all still checks. How will it work?

>> No.17882205
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>>17882169
it crashed for no reason too, desu anon

>> No.17882206

BOEING BAILOUT CONFIRMED
GOV NEEDS MORE HELICOPTERS TO DROP MONEY ON GHETTOS
BOEING BAILOUT CONFIRMED
GOV NEEDS MORE HELICOPTERS TO DROP MONEY ON GHETTOS
BOEING BAILOUT CONFIRMED
GOV NEEDS MORE HELICOPTERS TO DROP MONEY ON GHETTOS
BOEING BAILOUT CONFIRMED
GOV NEEDS MORE HELICOPTERS TO DROP MONEY ON GHETTOS

>> No.17882209

>>17882134
someone didn't buy yesterday did they?

>> No.17882210

How are people still falling for these pumps?

>> No.17882211
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17882211

ALMOST UP 1k

>> No.17882216

HOUSE REAL BIG

>> No.17882222
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>> No.17882225

>>17882171

I know it's going to go down further don't get me wrong, the economy and i'm not in denial since i already sold is only going to tank further, stimulus can only do so much, but this is my money for getting into college and I can't risk anymore. I was on a 3x inverse etf so its just too risky. Goodbye friends. Goodluck.

>> No.17882227

I've been taking profit on a daily basis, but it's still gonna suck if this is the end for SQQQ and SPXU. My calls are falling off a cliff.

>> No.17882228
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17882228

Thanks to SPY my profits are spiking again
Thanks my orange president homie

>> No.17882229

>>17882202
checks are pretty outdated tbqh

>> No.17882230

Reminder that nothing changed for the virus and a LOT of people are still going to get infected.

>> No.17882231
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17882231

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

>> No.17882234

COVID 19 RECOVERIES AT ALL TIME HIGH
HYSTERIA CONTRIBUTED TO PANIC SELLING
BUY THE BOTTOM OR REGRET FOR YEARS

>> No.17882236
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17882236

>this was the bottom
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17882237

>>17882024
Don't worry. Disney's gonna tank the worst. They still have to pay upkeep for the parks, which they were already suspect of being lax on, or everything will collapse even harder when they open again.
The mouse will flounder.

>> No.17882238
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>>17882156
They're getting bailed out

>> No.17882242

>>17882187
>https://cat-bounce.com/
KEK

>> No.17882244

>>17882179
It always peaks mid day and crashes towards close. Just watch.

>> No.17882243
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>>17882211
>mfw missed the dip

>> No.17882245
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17882245

FASTER STEVE FASTER

GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK

BRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

$1,000 FOR EVERY AMERICAN CHOP CHOP

BRRRRR BRRRR

AAAARRRRGGGHHHH MISTER PRESIDENT MY ARMS MY ARMS THEY BURN

>> No.17882248
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17882248

he bought puts

>> No.17882246

>>17882202
crossed cheques can't be used by people other than the account owner

>> No.17882250

CAN YOU BELIEVE YOU DIDNT BUY EXXON AT 33-34 HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN STUPID HAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.17882252
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17882252

Also, RIP my S&P puts

Was this the bottom??

>> No.17882254

>>17882187
NOOO IT KEEPS HAPPENING BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17882258

>>17882225
Based retard

>> No.17882262

>>17882179
Because you are stupid. Green today was inevitable.

>> No.17882267

>>17882211
Checked triple dubs

>> No.17882269

>>17882216
CAR REAL BIG

>> No.17882270

>>17882202
As an American living in Canada I'm wondering as well.

>> No.17882272

THIS PUMP MEANS NOTHING AT ALL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK JAY POWELLBERG
FUCK ORANGE MAN
AND FUCK FEDNIGGERS

>> No.17882274

I shorted the bottom. Down 15% already today and it'll probably go up another 1000.

>> No.17882275

Are there any NDQ/SPX bear ETFs you can buy on yuropian markets?

>> No.17882277

I'M A FUCKING NEET BROS NEVER HAD A JOB IN MY LIFE WILL I STILL GET THOSE 1K YANG BUX?

>> No.17882279

>>17882179
Why would you double down on puts on a day after a 13%(!) decline in the market and a trump pump confence at mid day. This was a retarded move and you probably deserved to lose that money

>> No.17882284
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>> No.17882289

>>17882187
>its a live and working site

>> No.17882287
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17882287

TAKE ME HOME
WEST VIRGINIA

>> No.17882291

>>17882252
Yes, that was the bottom

>> No.17882295

>yangbux
>multiple promising antivirals
>summer weather pattern about to BTFO coronachans lipid envelope on the east coast
WHERE WERE YOU AT THE START OF THE GOLDEN BULL RUN

>> No.17882300

The bulls really are desperate for whatever scraps the fed throws at them I see

>> No.17882301

>>17882227
I'm losing all the gains I've made on my puts right now, but just think, we lost 12% yesterday and were only up 5%-6% right now, even with this speech, I'm holding, this won't less, it's all a bunch of hot air

>> No.17882321

i feast on blood of bobos, yes I am buying your puts

>> No.17882323
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17882323

Glorious

>> No.17882324

Crabs are getting justed rn

>> No.17882325

THE PUMP IS OVER NOW RIGHT!?!? RIGHT!?!?!?!?;?

>> No.17882329

Why do journalists always ask the most bonehead retarded questions imaginable?

>> No.17882331

That's a cute little bump you've got there, but I must confess, Uncle much prefers the bottom. Now show it to me you little whore of a market.

>> No.17882334

>>17882252
no

>> No.17882336

>boss currently desperately arguing that we are a "community essential" manufacturer to avoid incoming county closing that would force him to let us work from home
We make industrial machinery, not aspirin. Hopen you all enjoy being at home, all be in the streets till the day I catch this bug.

>> No.17882337
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17882337

Why is McDonalds the 2nd worst performer?

>> No.17882343

>all these idiots who think this is the bottom

Just like the US government, you blew your load way too early!

>> No.17882348

>imagine thinking this is the bottom
as long as the underlying problem, the virus, ins't fixed no sustained up move can be made

>> No.17882354

>relaxing hippa laws

>> No.17882355

low vol, no bad news, slow float up confirmed

>> No.17882356

The peak of the is in 45 days

>> No.17882358

How high can TQQQ go?

>> No.17882363
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17882363

I may have fucked up buying MCD puts...

>> No.17882364

>>17882134
Shut the fuck up magakike.

>> No.17882368
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17882368

did you buy the bottom for fast food stocks?

>> No.17882371

>>17882274
just wait, tomorrow will be red as hell

>> No.17882373

RECCSSION OVER?

>> No.17882374

>LIC
>LIC

>> No.17882382
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>>17882284
oooooooo

>> No.17882383

>>17882301
>i compare a full days trading % with a half of day trading %

>> No.17882384

Fuck, should I go for leveraged ETFs right now?!

>> No.17882387

>american healthcare system being shaken up
>stocks rise
????

>> No.17882392

>>17882269
DICK REAL BIG

>> No.17882395

Why is it pumping? I literally can't find any news about it

>> No.17882397

>>17882323
>leddit

>> No.17882400

>>17882356
virus*

>> No.17882401
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BASED TRUMP

>> No.17882405

>>17882337
All the fat people are dead.

>> No.17882408

>>17882133
The USD is losing its reserve currency status

>> No.17882414

>>17882395

Trump Press conference you absolute tard

>> No.17882415

>>17882373
Yup, the fed learned a lot from the their past failures. This time they're doing all the right things

>> No.17882422

>>17882392
EVERYTHING REAL BIG

>> No.17882423

Just went all in on SPY puts. This bounce is the perfect spot to reload on the shorts.

>> No.17882427
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>>17882348
>no sustained up move can be made

Youre mistaken, kiddo

>> No.17882430
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17882430

Is there any elgit way to buy US stocks in Europe? I want to buy stuff like disney, tesla. I read a bit on the internet and it seems like it's only possible through a stock agent from one of the banks. But I don't want their fucking help, I want to make my own decisions withough giving them %.

>> No.17882433
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17882433

>when you literally timed the bottom

>> No.17882434

WHAT THE FUCK DO I HOLD MY SQQQ OR WHAT?

>> No.17882439

What are yall finna spend your 1000$ on? Mines going to spy puts

>> No.17882442
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>>17882236
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17882443

>>17882354
>relaxing hippa laws

That's actually pretty fucking surprising.

>> No.17882445

>>17882070
Call price going up rapidly

>> No.17882447

How many nerds gonna buy nvda gpu with 1k

>> No.17882448
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FUCCK ME FUCKING DEAD AHAHHHBAHBBHBBHHHHHHFHJEJEM4 TNGGNFNFNF RREEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGGGGGEEE34RRRRRRRRSSSSSS

>> No.17882450
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BIRX IS SO FUCKING HOT
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17882452

It's over, back down we go.

>> No.17882457

>>17882434
buy more ASAP

>> No.17882459

>stalled
GAME OVER FEDNIGGERS LMAO

>> No.17882462

I use Fidelity because of my work. I accidentally opened a 2nd brokerage account and then tried closing it. Then accidentally funded the closed account and I can't trade with it. I don't know if it's not settled yet or something but can't transfer to my other account. Waiting for live chat #194 in line... send help

>> No.17882463

>>17882439
4k monitors

>> No.17882468

>>17882348
imagine thinking that the market prices only reflect the present situation

>> No.17882470

>>17882423
>I've made the same decision as Baggie
oh god no please

>> No.17882471

Screenshotting a lot of bulls in this thread. This is not the bottom you retards

>> No.17882472

>>17882397

It's just the app telling me about some board I'll never visit. I don't even have an account.

>> No.17882483
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Why the fuck is robbinhood taking so god damn long to process my fucking account?

>> No.17882485

>>17882236
Not even close. Dont be a retard.

>> No.17882486

>bought the top with spy puts
always lucky

>> No.17882492

NO KEEP PUMPING I WANT SQQQ TO GET EVEN CHEAPER

>> No.17882495
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>>17882452
alright everyone pack up all the bulls and the green wojacks and get the bears/pink wojaks back out

>> No.17882504
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Aaaaaaaaaaand Wahllah! Just like that the Dow will never go below 20k again!

>> No.17882506

>>17882423
man i was gonna do the same thing but now that you're doing it i'm buying fucking calls lmao

>> No.17882509

>loaded up on SQQQ during that retard Trump pump
see ya later losers

>> No.17882511

>Thinking these news have any substance
Back to red we go

>> No.17882515

>>17882462
lol do you get any benefits as an employee? if not, i would not keep my brokerage with my employer

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17882519

Bobobros, you DID just buy SQQQ for $23, right?

>> No.17882522

>>17882471
Are you new? This has been happening in every single Fed bull trap since this crisis started.

>> No.17882525

>>17882511
This. Literally no news.

>> No.17882527

>>17882504
Deja Vu

>> No.17882530
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17882533

I hope you enjoyed your little """pump"""
The AAAHHHHHHHHHH will now recommence

>> No.17882536

this is pure damage control after that disastrous conference a few days ago

>> No.17882537

>>17882471
it is retard. Trump said the virus will be around until August and market priced that it in yesterday. Now they are ramping up measures to help the american worker and testing

>> No.17882538
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>>17882462
God damn, son. You just played the shit outta yourself.

>> No.17882541

Thoughts on QSR?

>> No.17882543

Hey guys remember the bullmarket of march 17 2020? I miss that

>> No.17882544

>>17882483
Did you just first open it?
It usually takes them a while because they need to confirm identity and all that. Processing can take days.
Best bets are to have everything ready before you want to enter the market.

>> No.17882547
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>>17882519
of course

>> No.17882550

Socialism is the way forward, vote Bernie.

>> No.17882554

TRUMP IS PUMPING THE MARKETS!!! WE ARE REGAINING ALL THE LOSSES FROM YESTERDAY!!! WOOOOOH!!!!!

>> No.17882556
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17882557

OH NO BULLS WE GOT TOO COCKY

ITS GOING BACK DOWN NOOO NOT MORE CHEAPIES AHHHHHH IF ONLY I COULD TAKE OUT A LOAN AND BUY MORE CHEAPIES WITH NO INTEREST RATE

OH SHIT I CAN HAHAHA

>> No.17882558

>>17882450
I- I thought I was the only one Anon.

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>> No.17882562

>>17882522
Yes I am new (usually read other boards) this is disgusting to watch

>> No.17882564

>>17882519
bought into SPY puts, see you tomorrow on the winning side

>> No.17882567

>>17882504
Allahu Akbar brother.

>> No.17882568

>>17882519
i bought it at 24.50 because reasons

>> No.17882570

"future pandemics"
you ready for this to constantly effect everything anybody wants to do for 20 years like 9/11 did?

>> No.17882569

>>17882530
>>17882525
>>17882519
>>17882511
I wanted to buy puts today and you have convinced me not to

>> No.17882574

>tfw sold my sqqq literally 2 hours ago

Enjoying my 10000IQ right now lads

>> No.17882577

>>17882415
How do people like you exist?

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>>17882519
>>17882509
Also bought SQQQ during the trump pump

Now dump it

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>>17882519
I'm still holding out. Sold at close yesterday.

>> No.17882589

AMERICA HAS THE BEST TESTS

>> No.17882595

>>17882537
The market was -9 before he said the virus will be around until august retard

>> No.17882596

>>17882519
Already made 12k today selling at the peak. I'm done with SQQQ now, just going to wait 2 weeks and start buying bottoms.

>> No.17882600

ZOOMERS CALLED OUT
ZOOM GANG WW@

>> No.17882601

>>17882519
I got in at 24 :(

>> No.17882607

>>17882519
I fucked up and bought way too early in the pump today.

>> No.17882611

>>17882550
Bernie lost Michigan to a guy who voted for NAFTA.He's done

>> No.17882612

Cool wine aunt

>> No.17882617

FLY ME TO THE MOON

>> No.17882619
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imagine if even fucking helicopter money fails to prevent deflation

>> No.17882622

heard that you fucking zoomer.. don't be going to bars

>> No.17882627

STOP MILLENNIAL SPREADERS

>> No.17882629
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let me spoon feed the new friends who can't see why the market has bottomed. Don't fight the fed.

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>>17882519
I'll buy it for 23 later in the day

>> No.17882635

>>17882607

same :( i'm out boys. bobo dead.

>> No.17882636

>>17882556

just turned 2k into 8k in one day not listening to constant beartards

spxs 3/20 16$ puts in at .10 out at .40 suck my cock faggots

>> No.17882637

If old people are staying home then why the fuck can't I go out? Fuck this bitch.

>> No.17882638

>>17882550
He already lost you mongoloid

>> No.17882639

>zoomer bad
go fuck yurself roastie

>> No.17882640

>>17882589
>tfw live in europe.
Bring me home, trump

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>>17882558
based fellow milfhunter

>> No.17882642

GAS MILLENIALS AND ZOOMERS

>> No.17882648

what spy put, price and date is best

>> No.17882649

I just accidentally bought a June 2021 put option for bank of america! $18 Put!

AM I FUCKED!?

>> No.17882651

Okay how high are we expexting government debt to go?

30, 40 Trillion dollars??

>> No.17882652

OOOOH FUCCKK!!

SHE SAID FLU EPIDEMIC NEXT YEAR!!!! FUUUCCKK

>> No.17882655

how much team should i sell the sqqq meme stocks before close? 1 hour?

>> No.17882660

>literally flu bro ing
>other countries will learn from us :DDD
>STOP ASYMPTOMATIC SPREADING

HOLY kek crashing this conference with no survivors

>> No.17882661

>>17882629
You’re an idiot

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>>17882589
#1 confirmed

>> No.17882665

>>17882586
i got in at 24.16 what did you get in at? thats when my indicators said reversal

>> No.17882666

>buy 2 MCD puts
>instantly down 150 bucks
>gain some money back but the moment it goes down it starts shooting back up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAINS
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER CHALLENGED THE BURGER CLOWN

>> No.17882670

>>17882651
DOESNT MATTER!!!

FREE CHECKS FOR EVERYONE YEEEEEEAH

>> No.17882673

wtf why are the airlines not mooning?

>> No.17882676

>Next year when we have our flu epidemic

Wait, what?

>> No.17882677

>>17882640
Hey buddy, hang in there

>> No.17882678

>>17882607
Same :(

>> No.17882681

>>17882670
YANG GAAAAANG

>> No.17882682
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sorry mom, gotta stay inside and play vidya now

>> No.17882684

>>17882450
>>17882558
>>17882641
boomers lol

>> No.17882690

>>17882673
because they are fucked no matter what

>> No.17882691

>>17882607
Same, about to break even though.

>> No.17882695

>>17882636
Now let’s talk about the 50k you lost yesterday bullcuck

>> No.17882698

>>17882544
So if I miss this dip will there still be money to make off this? I am poor, yo. I can't miss this opportunity. I'll kill myself.

>> No.17882700

>Woman starts speaking
>DOW has been going down since

>> No.17882703

>if the market is bearish I make a shit-ton on shorts and have the opportunity to buy the bottom in a few months
>if the market is bullish I graduate into a strong economy and get a high-paying job
wa la

>> No.17882707

reminder to buy pton puts it's going back below 24

>> No.17882714

Nuggy chads rise up! I bought 80.000 dollars worth of JNUG friday at market close, shit's up 92% already.

>> No.17882718

30+ YEAR OLD BOOMERS BTFO
>30+ YEAR OLD BOOMERS BTFO
30+ YEAR OLD BOOMERS BTFO
>30+ YEAR OLD BOOMERS BTFO
30+ YEAR OLD BOOMERS BTFO
>30+ YEAR OLD BOOMERS BTFO
30+ YEAR OLD BOOMERS BTFO
>30+ YEAR OLD BOOMERS BTFO

>> No.17882723

>>17882450
>>17882558
imagine her giving your corona after making you fuck her till your immune system is shot and then taking care of you in self isolation

>> No.17882724

>>17882673
Wait till they finally get that bailout cleared through congress

>> No.17882728

MORE LIKE DOWN JONES

>> No.17882731

>>17882698
This isn’t even close to the bottom, son.

>> No.17882736

>>17882666
Dont worry my man the market is to shit, mcdonalds worldwide are closed until further notice which could take months. Tomorrow the market will go back to shit.

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I was cooking dinner, someone update me on what the FUCK trump actually said.

>> No.17882744

>>17882570
This is a major trial/wakeup call for globalism no doubt, and if we want to unite humanity those in charge need to shape up.

>> No.17882745

god this old ladys voice is so hot

>> No.17882747

>>17882179
It will go down again monday

>> No.17882748

>death stats website
I can't wait to keep that open in a tab next to my investing.com tab lol

>> No.17882751

>>17882742

he said ur a bitch lol

>> No.17882752

>airlines now tanking
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHGAHAHHAAHAHAHA

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>tfw all this stress has me up all night
>have to get up for work in an hour and a half

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>>17882661

>> No.17882760

>>17882742
free money for poor people ( not joking)

>> No.17882761

>>17882742
A bunch of bullshit that dosen't matter

>> No.17882773

>>17882742
The market will unJUST itself

>> No.17882774

>>17882698
There will always be more opportunity to make money. Don't let FOMO mess with you.
Also, yes. This opportunity is going to stretch for a while.

>> No.17882777

>>17882757
Nice picture of yourself retard

>> No.17882779

WTF THE TRUMP PUMP ALREADY GOT VAPORIZED THE MEETING ISNT EVEN OVER

>> No.17882782

>>17882742
$1,000 A MONTH

>> No.17882783

>>17882558
no you aren't, fellow chad

>> No.17882787

>>17882718
Why?

>> No.17882789

What's the point of buying stocks versus options when I lose on opportunity cost 2 years later

>> No.17882791

>>17882755
I have literally not slept a sold 8 in over 3 weeks.
I am not even in the market right now. Everything going on just has me fucking STRESSED THE FUCK OUT.

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What do your guys portfolios look like atm?

>> No.17882797

Trump needs to get this woman off the stage ASAP.

>> No.17882798

>>17882748
https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

No need to wait, it has been out for awhile.

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FUCK BROS WHY IS TRUMP SUDDENLY ACTING COMPETENT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LIE AND MAKE THE MARKET PANIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17882777
you are this mad

>> No.17882804

>>17882779
Pump is just getting started retard.

>> No.17882806

>>17882742
mcdonalds will feed america

>> No.17882809

>>17882714
I only bought 60 bucks worth because I saw how much it dropped in a day, crazy gains though.

>> No.17882813

>etf tracking sp500
>sp500 goes up +3% -> etf goes +5%
>sp500 goes down +6% -> etf goes down only 2%
i cant make it this way fucking hell

>> No.17882820

>>17882695
I haven't lost a dime...yet

My few retarded SPY puts which had a zombie apocalypse and dinosaur killing asteroid priced in panned out to keep me net neutral on stocks.

My extremely optimistic OTM oil calls expire April 17th, that's when I go to the rope store. But I won't need to, seeing how we'll be at war with Iran by then based on troop movements.

>> No.17882821

>not buying into CORV after being bought for 76mil
This is the easiest quick buck on the year.

>> No.17882822
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Went all in puts on RH during first half of pump

>> No.17882824

Name one reason why I shouldn't buy 3x Bull ETFs while VIX is mooning and hold until VIX goes back down?

>> No.17882826

BEAR BROS WE BACK IN THIS BITCH

>> No.17882828
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GET THIS BITCH OFF NOWWWW REEEEEEEEEEE
>GOTTA TEST PEOPLE FOR SOMETHING THEY DON'T HAVE

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>>17882755
>work

>> No.17882834

Is she dropping the stock market?

>> No.17882836

MODELS

>> No.17882837

>>17882803
Now post the 50k you lost yesterday retard

>> No.17882839
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we're BACK

>> No.17882841

>>17882813
why is this?

>> No.17882844

>>17882813
Started a thread on this yesterday

>> No.17882848
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anyone else been holding for the past few weeks still averaging down?

>> No.17882849

>>17882742
YANG GANG BUYING MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER ON 9/11

>> No.17882850

>>17882723
im into milfs not bug chasing, boyo

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im thinking we're back

>> No.17882855

>>17882742
You have until June 15th to pay your taxes but you still have to file them by April 15

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HOW DO I MAKE MONEY IN THIS SHIT MARKET WITH LOW MARGINS AND RETARDED BROKER FEES FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17882860

>>17882822
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.17882862

>already turning profit on SQQQ before the Trump pump press conference is even over
lol

>> No.17882863

>>17882649
bump

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>>17882822
Went all in puts on fidelity around spy of 252-255

>> No.17882867
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SQQQ is 23 again

>> No.17882870

Fuck all you mother fuckers my transfer didnt go through till today, I wanted to buy the dip

>> No.17882871

>>17882821
>>>>CAT BOUNCE! ONCE AGAIN
https://cat-bounce.com/

>> No.17882875

>>17882813
dollar is pumping

>> No.17882879

>>17882822

Same anon, but I doubled down at the peak

>> No.17882885

>>17882839
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17882887

>>17882748
>>17882798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw
Live Updates

>> No.17882888

>>17882801
Waited 3 fucking years for him to act presidential and he finally start doing so when I have puts.

>> No.17882890

Guess this is the bounce.

>> No.17882895

>>17882855
Shit, July 15th. He said 90 days. I can't even fucking count to 3 today

>> No.17882896

DON'T GO TO HOSPITALS YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS, OLD FOSSILS CAN'T BREATHE WHEN THEY HAVE CHINA PLAGUE

>> No.17882899

>>17882839
She certainly makes my Dick rise.

>> No.17882900

>>17882801
He learned to STFU and let Mnuchin do the talking

>> No.17882902

TELL ME STOCKS THAT BOTTOMED DEEP I NEED TO SURFACE

>> No.17882904

>>17882867
Not its not

>> No.17882906
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>>17882791
im stressed because when my boss sacked me over the phone to please a client and then asked for my resignation the next day, i told her no and she then went and called me a thief and negligent.

I would unironically be less stressed if she just outright fired me

>> No.17882910

>>17882871
LOL NAW

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>>17882795
I got a bit too aggressive at the start of this thing thinking it was just panic and made some bad decisions.
Now I'm at the point where I'm nibbling as paychecks come in.
I'm a bit more wise now...everything I have I intend to hold for a while though and my strategy is mostly for dividends in the more longer term of this thing.

>> No.17882913

>>17882744
They aren't going to do anything that will actually address any issues, there will be constant theater and hurting people's livelihoods and damaging everyday lives in order for the theater of "preventing pandemics" to sell its tickets in votes.
It's just like how everything around anti terrorism is nothing.

>> No.17882923

>>17882871
Wrong u

>> No.17882924

>>17882862
needs to go down more.

>> No.17882925

>enjoy your living room

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/comfy/

>> No.17882927

lmao Trump says to go NEET

>> No.17882928
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>>17882773
Pic related.

>>17882760
>>17882782
>>17882806
We Yang gang now?

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>>17882896

>> No.17882933

>>17882848
I ran out of money

>> No.17882934

>>17882698

you'll kill yourself? really?
will someone please show this faggot some attention? he's craving it badly

>> No.17882942

>>17882887
Slap some lo-fi chill hip hop beats over this with your three other monitors and you've got yourself a cozy quarantine bunker.

>> No.17882944

>>17882906
That's how they are. They are trying to hang onto every last dollar they have right now. My company just lost 40% of their assets and they are in the fortune 1000. They are up, slightly, after today.

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>He bougt?

>> No.17882952

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>> No.17882960

>>17882928
lol yeah we Yang Gang, im not joking he said hes working on rushing a bill to deliver directly at least 1000$ a month. He said "people who make a million dont need this money" so it implies there will be a cutoff.

>> No.17882961

new

>>17882957
>>17882957
>>17882957

>> No.17882964

>>17882948
Please mister Bogdanof.
PLEASE CRASH ET

>> No.17882965

Airlines can use bailout money for bonuses. LONG DAL, AAL, etc.

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>>17882933
D-don't worry it will go up again one day.

>> No.17882977
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>$23 SQQQ
THANK YOU BULLTARDS

>> No.17882978

>>17882948
>pUMP IT. hE WILL MAKE IT

>> No.17882979

Anyone else didn't look at their portfolio for over a week? I know I lost at least 20k

>> No.17882982

I think this is the bounce. Bought a bunch of SQQQ and I'm just gunna park my ass.

>> No.17882998

>>17882906
>sacked over the phone
>to please a client.

yeah make them fire you outright. Don't play that game.
In fact, call up that client and tell them you're still working for them and the boss didn't actually fire you.

Fuck em.
Fuck em hard.

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17883031

I just want time off work I don't care if all my shares go to 0
If another non-white sneezes on me I'm going postal

>> No.17883035

>>17882804
i disagree with you not beacuse of any facts but because that's not what i want to happen waaaaaaah

>> No.17883058

le medicine manlet has returned

>> No.17883061

>>17882906
Tell her to suck your cock
Don't stress it's already over, get your benefits and get out

>> No.17883067
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BEAR ALERT
TOTALLY FUCKED IF TRUE
bros help me price this in????

>> No.17883093

>>17882430
Etoro

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Is this the bottom?
Is it finally safe to buy?

>> No.17883123

>>17882998
Oh, please do this.

>> No.17883137

>>17883067
Just layer it as a MA

>> No.17883149

Oh fuck, it's coming back down

Is this what people call mooning?

>> No.17883152

>>17883116
very hot

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>>17882964
>>17882978
DOMP EET

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>>17883067
US chart

>> No.17883369

I've only been doing options trading on SPY, any other good stuff out there?
long OTM calls on USO seems like a fun little play.

>> No.17883379

>>17883116
Jesus fuck goddam

>> No.17883463

>>17882120
Wait for it to bottom out

>> No.17883529

So what is priced in at this point?
>future death toll
>economic stagnation
>economic stagnation up to ????

>> No.17883581

ROLLING FOR NEGATIVE DOW AT MARKET CLOSE

>> No.17883663

>>17883529
I'm confident that we will test the lows again when multiple companies' earnings days happen with bad forward looks and Q1/Q2 earnings. maby even already when the US situation worsens faster than expected.

>> No.17883664

What are some good non-leveraged ETFs to look into for the long-term? I don't know much about puts and calls so I'm not too willing to risk it for the short-term gainz.

>> No.17883728

>>17882649
>I just accidentally bought a June 2021 put option for bank of america! $18 Put!
its Okie to post hear from your smart fun, but handle yum honey from some thing less are a prone.

>> No.17883750

>>17883664
https://etfdb.com/screener/

>> No.17883783

>>17883728
but who was phone?

>> No.17883982

>>17883663
I'm thinking when we finally hit the peak and we have CEOs and the like really sick and dying