/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17881928
>inb4 only if your work hhrrrr
What I heard was EVERY AMERICAN ADULT
Yang btfo
Gimme NEETBUX DADDY DRUMPF

>drops out early in disgrace
>only reddit manchildren and chinese agents supported him
>endorses senile joe, stabs bernie in the back
>made forever irrelevant by orange man
what an embarrassment

>>17881966
They said it would be based on income, "obviously someone that makes a million dollars a year doesnt need a check." - Steve Mnuchin

ummm
they're called DRUMPF DOLLARS sweetie

>>17881928
kekekekek, Rupublicans fucked up so bad they are resorting to communism

>>17881977
Checked. Yang gang shills deserve concentration camps

>>17882001
I need more money because my bills are higher since I'm accustomed to making lots.

>>17881928
>>17882001
source?

>>17882022
>muh Republicans
Rent free commie nigger. You aren’t welcome in our republic

>>17882083
COPE. REPUBLICANS SENDING OUT CHECKS FAGGOT

>>17882116
they just announced it during the press conference

>>17882116
news articles are just starting, but here's one already
https://www.sfchronicle.com/news/article/Alert-Mnuchin-says-Trump-wants-to-send-checks-to-15137410.php

>>17881928

we're all socialists now bby

>> 17882116
Watching the "Corona Virus Task Force" press briefing on FNC

Christ please give me 4k to stay at home and be comfy

>>17882001
Oh damn that means I can't get a check... You fucking moron I made $0 this year IM CASHIN OUT NIGGA

>>17881928
fuck drumpf voters

Dont be in USD when those checks clear. You have been warned

>>17882487
Get a job faggot

>>17881928

>>17881928
l

AHHAHAHAHAA republicans entire platform cucked

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/nation/story/2020-03-16/officials-seek-750-billion-in-economic-aid-to-thwart-virus

I file income taxes every year, I better get some neetbux

>>17882001
so if I have no income I get infinite money?

YANG! SURGE

>Mnuchin wants McDonalds drive thru’s to stay open because they “feed a large part of the population."

lmao

>yang changes the entire overton window around fiscal policy and prevents the second great depression
THANK YOU BASED YANG

pelosi gonna make sure to put stipulations on these to make sure only 5% of the population is eligible

this is so bullish bros

>Fed gives 2 Tril dollars to assist every major company in America
>Not a single penny goes to the workers
>Now Fed has to spend almost another Tril just to help the workers who are being laid off/getting unpaid time off
We are witnessing the end of capitalism as we know it.

How fucked am I as a foreign USD hodler?

2024, say it with me now, most honorable president Shifu Yang

>>17881977
Checked.
And yet he won.

>>17881928

Yang was right, UBI is the only way to save us - now & in the future

>>17883160
We've unjokingly survived dozens of worse financial fuckups. FDR made it literally illegal to own gold, you had to sell your gold back to the government or be arrested. 70 years later people don't even remember it.

>>17884090
Only because the government shut down everyone's job. Once that ends we don't need handouts.

I'm going to be rich

>>17882517
Are you retarded or just playing at it?

>>17884116
only some peoples jobs are affected. lots of people are still working, but from home. they are just sending neetbux to stimulate the economy per Yang economics