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A cure in Australia was found so everything will go back to normal in a couple days

>>17873115
got some of that hopium for me mate?

>>17873115
whats the cure

>>17873088
T

>>17873088
Why is bitcoin acting fine? Makes no sense.

>>17873156
A pill that's been around since 1945

google how to calculate the money multiplier and realize that in 9 days when that's being taught in high school and college economics classes students will get a "divide by zero" error on their calculators.

>>17873166
whats the pill

>>17873088
If my ID has three x’s in it then the rest of the week will be kill

>>17873170
rick and morty were right https://youtu.be/mweTc7tDO3I

>>17873181
lethal injection for infected old people. sorry, there isn't any other option available at this time.

>>17873198
oh fuck

>>17873198
triple-x has spoken. prepare your anuses.

>>17873198
kek has spoken

>>17873198
Pack it up everyone. It's over

if my ID starts with ff and ends with VsT, then this is the bottom and all other id predictors are disregarded

>>17873198
value of X and x are different... We’re going full bull

>>17873394
wtf
i’ve been browsing four chan since 2007 and i have no idea how it is possible to fake this. wow

>>17873490
Make a post and delete it

>>17873394
BUY BUY BUY

shut up bobo

We're going to see more red on the US market tonight and thats when we can all buy another cheeky little dip and pick up an extra couple % on the coins brah

>>17873181
Arsenic

>>17873641
Anon I...

>>17873088
Nothingburger

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

AMA

>>17873166
Bullshit. It's going to be at least 10 months before it's cured

>>17873862
shut the fuck up nigger

>>17873088
checked
Bulls will meme their 2nd dead cat bounce tomorrow. But deep down they will realize each bounce is getting smaller and smaller.
Then us bears will finally shut the market down with a 20% dump.

>>17873862
in english you fuck

>>17873088
Most of the institutions are out of crypto now. The whole space is sort of insulated to some degree from the imminent collapse in banking.
There is a lot of buy pressure at these prices from people looking to get on board. Inflation due to the Fed's pumping the system with Keynesian funny-money is going to get more and more people thinking about options to escape fiat and traditional banking.

I wouldn't be surprised if we are fairly close to the bottom for crypto. ETFs, Indexes, banks and all that sort of bullshit has a lot of room to fall, though. Including property prices. There is a lot of pain left for boomers and normans

Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now.

Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto.

I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere.

Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!!

Short to -$0 !!!

Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :)

Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now?

Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever.

You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you?

Didn’t you hear?

$5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!!

Shorting is the best way to success!!

I’m writing a book on shorting.

Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox

hey guys do you like shorting?

Because I like LOVE shorting!

Omg I love shorting so much!

I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe!

I love it how shorting is backed by technology too.

Shorting is a new paradigm!

I’ll short forever and everrrr ;)

Ive been shorting BTC this whole time.

I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum.

I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me.

I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car.

Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

>>17873088
Angry bobo? >;)

>>17874493
This but unironically, it's going to zero.

>>17873163
Whales left the market, this is the day of the great crypto recovery.