/biz/ - Business & Finance

Tomorrow...pump or dump?

>>17871592
Open at 4%, then trump pumps to 6%, then on Wednesday we dump another 10%.

GAP UP AT OPEN THEN DUMP

Reminder

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17871592
I think dump. maybe a small open green then another day of red.

>>17871613
Wait he's talking again?

from here on out pink wojacks are BANNED

DO NOT POST PINK WOJACKS

ONLY GREEN WOJACKS ALLOWED

REMINDER:
>CHINA SURGING, OPENING UP FACTORIES (APPLE STORES STILL OPEN, TRAFFIC GOING BACK TO NORMAL)
>SOUTH KOREA HAS IT COMPLETELY CONTAINED
>JAPAN VERY LOW RATE, VERY HEALTHY, STRONG
>ITALY IS NEAR THE PEAK, WILL FINALLY RETURN TO NORMAL IN TWO WEEKS
>US QUARANTINE SHORT-LIVED, THINGS WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL IN TWO WEEKS
>STOCK MARKET FUTURES SURGING
You'd be a MOTLEY FOOL to not go all in on the bottom now. It's only up from here, bvllchads.

>>17871613
Seriously considering chasing the FNGD dream tomorrow if we pump ≥5%

>>17871592
>pump or dump?
PLEASE DONNIE LET IT BE GREEN PLEASE

MAKE IT STOP DONNIE!

>>17871618
>from Reddit

>>17871618
Get that faggot shit out of here, gay nigger meme stealers

>government gibs you $1000
>use it to buy puts

>>17871627
3/31 exp

TP is king. Buy TP.

>>17871618
>>17871664
>>17871665
Good. You really want all those people coming here? its better they get sent to reddit.

>>17871584
>>>17871584
>You see how easily it all slips away?


This is exactly why this is just the beginning...

#1 We have corona Virus (The reaction) crippling the United States Economy...

#2 You have the Fed going *** **** wild printing money...

#3 The markets collapse...

#4 Then you get the layoffs...and full domino effect around the country...

The **** has not even hit the fan yet...

And on top of all of this...then you get the supply chain breaks that are coming...like a Tsunami...the water is just starting to go out before it hits...oh look at the pretty shells...

>>17871689
How clean is your asshole anon?

>>17871665
>>17871664
Lol, this is how it's been since the dawn of 4chan, friends. We do the work and they take the product of our labor.....wait.....

>>17871592
according to my broker $10 million purchased in short positions one hour and up until close, as in expecting them to gain tomorrow, with one order being $500k alone

>>17871650
And last but not least
>Trump said its all gonna be ok

So we hit the bottom?

Is SPY going up tomorrow bros?

>>17871618
>tfw we wuz ZeroHedge

>>17871720
Yes, buy cheap puts on it tomorrow

>>17871718
The outbreak has only begun in the USA, of course not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTkicLWwW1M

>>17871584
>TRANSMISSION PREVENTION
*coughs into elbow*
*elbow bump*
DON'T ELBOW BUMP
and wash up your arms

>>17871720
Of course it is

>>17871720
I think it'll dead cat bounce 1 hour into trading then tank near end of trading day.

>>17871720
I would expect at least some bounce after today's massive dump

>>17871718
No

>>17871749
Ah shit.
We should really do the foot tap if we have to do anything. And we don’t have to do anything.

>>17871613
What can Trump even pump with? Rates are already at zero.

>>17871705
How could I forget? MAGA NOVEMBER 2020

God, think of all the geopolitical plays China can do now that the US and Europe are down... Very exciting!

>>17871650
yeah and who are they going to sell their product to when europe and murica is in quarantine you stupid fucking nigger?

>>17871772
Negative rates. Just fuck everything up already and get it over with.

What are your guys' buy levels for SQQQ tomorrow?
I'm thinking we could hit 26 easy, and would double up at 24

>>17871742
does it matter how cheap? I'm a poorfag trying to learn all this. I have around $100 to waste

Guys guys guys, I just got it

So Trump says he'll bail out airlines, so airline stocks go up.

Now all he needs to do is say he'll bail out everyone, and then every stock goes back up. He won't even need to bail anyone out! It's genius!

>>17871772
Bring out some more CEOs to talk for few minutes.

Getting bogged on PCG, fuck

>>17871772
Negative interest rates.

>>17871809
>$100

THE ASX NEEDS TO STOP PUMPING, FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17871800
I'm waiting for 24

>>17871789
Negative rates will just make the liquidity problem worse when everyone starts taking money off the banks.

>>17871650
We're nowhere near the bottom. You're in for a wild ride.

>>17871831
okay :c

>-10% on day
>+10% the next
>-10% the day after


WTF IS THIS NEGRO SHIT?!!!!!?!?!!?!?!?

newb here, how is it possible that I'm profitting on my options even though they're OTM?

>>17871869
Free money if you're smart about it

>>17871809
You're gonna need at least 1k to risk spending on puts desu. If I were you I'd buy some SQQQ when it gets cheaper, like sub 25$

>>17871878
Because they likely closer to being ITM now than when you bought them

>>17871800
Also waiting for 24

>>17871650
>CHINA SURGING, OPENING UP FACTORIES (APPLE STORES STILL OPEN, TRAFFIC GOING BACK TO NORMAL)
You're a fool.

>bulls can’t even hold the limit up on futties

The absolute state

Did we really get unstuck from the limit up? Holy shit, even if the algos take us back up because the follow the trend lines mathematically, I'd be shitting my pants if I had money on a pump. This is the scariest thing I've seen these last few days.

Reminder when panic ends you wanna be holding the bags everyone wants

Dont buy garbage down the most

Whats your top 5 stocks you are waiting to buy cheap for the long hold?

Trump announcing state mandated gfs

>>17871789
>take out negative rate loan
>dont use it for anything and just gain money from the bank paying you

does anyone actually take negative rates seriously?

>>17871882
I was planning on using my money on buying cheap flight/cruise stocks in a couple weeks. Is buying SQQQ just smarter?

>>17871650
I talk to my uncle in China every week. He does biopharma consulting. Hasn't left his apartment in 2 months.

>>17871618
I think the meme is stupid but it was made by an anon, very sad.

reposting in case there are actual non gambling non retards:
Some fag in here recommended No nonsense forex channel for newfags, watched ~30% of his shit so far. My question is, how do people backtest their indicators? I only know a little of python but most of the indicators are in MQL5 for metatrader. Do I try to make my own shit and translate mql5 indicator logic to python or what?

>>17871915
Futures BARELY holding 3% after a -12% day. Absolutely pathetic.

>>17871811
I even have my doubts that a bail out would solve anything.
Even if it did bring us out of the bear market; which at this point is not 100%, certainty, how long do you think another inflated pocket of air is going to last this time? It's literally just taking a whole economy and rolling the dice.

People, places, lifes, experiences, all of these things...built on a foundation of nothing.

All it is doing is accelerating the process, delaying the inevitable, and making the end result that much harder. It's just like shooting up heroin. At one point, you just fail to be able to get high....or, you know, you die...

Here is /smg/ I Ching reading for tomorrows market.

Jian – Developing Gradually

Xun (Wood) above - Gen (Mountain) below

Sequence of Gua: Events cannot continue in stillness without moving. Thus, after Keeping Still, Developing Gradually follows.

Decision:
Developing Gradually
The maiden is given in marriage.
Good fortune.
Favorable to be steadfast and upright.

Commentary on the Decision
Developing Gradually
Good Fortune to the maiden given in marriage.

Progressing will make the place proper;
Going forward, there is merit.
Advanging in what is correct,
One is able to rectify his country.

About his place,
It is firm and central.
Keeping still with gentleness,
This makes the forward movement without ending.

The moving line was the Top Nine
Developing gradually.
The swan approaches the avenue high in the sky.
Its feathers can be used in ceremony.
Good fortune.

Commentary:
The topmost line symbolizes the swan flying in the sky. The Yao Text of this line is similar to that of the topmost line of Great Accumulation, which says, “How unobstructed Heaven's thoroughfare is!” IT indicates that one has become like the clouds flowing back and forth in the sky without hindrance. In classical Chinese literature, especially in poems, swans represent hermits. The hermit is totally free from social bonds, and his dropped feathers (virtuous words and deeds) are sacred.

Is this the bottom? VIX is down to 50

>>17871704
Basado

>>17871965
Lad, you don't need to be a software engineer to backtest a strategy. You can literally copy and paste data from TradingView into a .csv and use basic boolean logic in excel.

>>17871592
Drop over 9000

>>17871967
Imagine unironically reading chink literature.

>>17871720
Dead cat bounce in the morning then a straight cliff dive to red by the end of the day is my prediction

>>17871944
>Is buying SQQQ just smarter?
For the short term? probably. Just make sure you sell it at a profit. It'll probably get you a few extra bucks for those airline/cruise cheapies.

>>17871650
No momo, sorry.
It's on a downtrend,

>>17871915
Please Trump! I'm tired of winning!

>>17871878
Speculation. The spreads for option contracts aren't entirely price based.

>>17871618
You are a newfag. Reddit is infamous for taking credit for memes born in this website. We are the cool kids they love to emulate.

>>17871996
I read lit from all over the world. If I think it's interesting I especially enjoy ancient literature.

>>17871928
KO
T
PG
PEP
KHC
shit that isn't going anywhere any time soon and pays divies

>>17871720
It's another bull trap. Not buying anything until the volatility dies down.

>>17871827
California is actively trying to bankrupt PG&E though. Also this years wild fires will be worse.

>>17872034
Romance of the three kingdoms is pretty good

>>17871998
thanks bro

I don't mean to retard up threads. Sorry :(

>>17872061
It's okay, I'm a retard too.

>>17871829
I need to start a fucking bank. With 0 reserve rate and negative interest rates, I don't even need customers, I'll just """lend""" infinite money to myself.

>>17872061
Wait for the bounce to buy SQQQ

>>17871980
Where the hell are you seeing this?

>>17872034
I like old cookbooks

>>17871584
Can someone please give me some real facts about the global and/or American financial system right now?

I want to invest, but the entire situation is fucking insane and I don't want to get burned for my $50,000 net worth. I see these people making hundreds of thousands on options and I wonder why I'm not doing that... What are the plebs *supposed* to do, don't you want them/us to improve?

>>17871809
Dont listen to them Anon. I started off with $100 exactly one week ago
Now at $200. Only going up from here friend.

Last two digits are tomorrow's close.
If third digit is odd, it's positive, otherwise negative.

>>17872093
It's funny you say that. One of the ideas being floated by the fed is to give money to everyone in the US, but in order to do this they will make everyone become a bank for legal purposes.

>>17872114
>don't you want them/us to improve?
no. Figure it out. If you dont, then more money for me.

>>17872114
try GUSH

alright no jokes /b(ros)iz/ what is going to happen tomorrow. no jokes.

>>17872095
because the overall market becoming stronger will make SQQQ cheaper, before the following plummet in which SQQQ will rise, correct?

>>17872131
>become a bank for legal purposes.
they have for do this because with negative interests rates banks would have to charge money for people hold kek

>>17872131
Source? They gave money in 2008 but I don't think (but can't confirm/deny) that they didn't do that

>>17872114
For every retard making 1000% on options, there are hundreds getting absolutely fucked at the same time. Don't fall for the trap.
If you don't want to learn everything, and don't want to be a gambler, just wait for the coronachan shit to end and throw your money in ETF's, probably with a bit of diversification into bonds and precious metals (maybe).

>>17871928
Local water company
Local power company
Local gas company
AAPL
BRK.B

>>17872114
Just dump 45k of it into an indexed ETF and then learn to buy options with the other 5k

>>17872122
>SPY TO 22

>>17872152
Dead cat bounce

>>17871928
AAPL
BA
LMT
SPY
TSLA.

>>17871967
based and tea leaves pilled

>>17872152
Open green who knows from there

>>17872152
Probably a modest volatile green day

>>17872114
I would not currently invest in this climate.
Look at this, we are entering another depression.
Hell, I would be saving if I were you.

>Volatility is astronomically high
>s&p is astronomically low
>Many discresionary industries are straight up being shut down.

Nah, don't invest. Save yourself the trouble. This climate is for 100% pros. No pussies.

> Futures green
> DAX green
Dammit ._.

>>17872114
people are making hundreds of thousands on options because people like you are losing hundreds of thousands on options

>>17872192
Would NVDA be a candidate as well eventually?

>>17872222
nice get
ADOW will end red today

>>17871928
Not sure if this is retard tier but:
AAPL
MSFT
INTC
AMD
XOM

apart from my current silly bio stock plays (that are fucking me in the ass and mouth, respectively, but i expect to deliver 50% by EOY 2020); i am holding cash right now. I am going to pull the trigger on VFV whenever it feels bottomish, SOXL if/when it goes under $50, and TSLA if/when it goes under $400. for now, i'm reading in my room, working from home, and eating rice, peanuts, whey protein, and frozen meat i got in bulk.

good luck to everyone out there.

>>17872224
They're making that kind of money because they bought crazy OTM options weeks or months ago and held them with an iron grip even if it wasn't 100% clear were were about to get fucked over a barrel

>>17872114
Options are basically for gambler. You seeing people making hundred thousands from them can be said as similar to people taking hundred thousands out of casino. Don't touch them if you have no idea what you're doing.

>>17871878
because of the rise in volatility. look at the VIX.

>>17871928
BRK.A
AAPL
MSFT
DAL
XOM maybe

>>17872171
I admittedly have none on me at the moment. It was an article I read while at work where they asked a former Fed employee a bunch of questions. In the same article the person talks about how the payroll tax won't work because A) People will lose their jobs and won't see the benefits and B) even if they still have their job an extra 25 to 50 dollars per paycheck isn't going to help when you need hundreds more to cover any sort of medical care

They need to add a mandatory account minimum on options trading like the $25k minimum on pattern day trading. It's far more dangerous than day trading and the amount of ignorance on how they work is painful.
I keep seeing people pissing away their $1k to $10k rainy day fund on 1-week expiries because they saw someone do a 1000% return on a call/put they've held for months.

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ULqkyX65l4

>>17872291
but its fun

ALL IN SPY PUTS 200 JUNE
YES/NO?

>>17871744
priced in

>>17872291
nah. let retards be retards. don't cockblock others with a barrier to entry

Kind of offtopic but can't find a decent app for murican options trading that works in the EU any suggestions? Thanks in advance.

>>17872328
no

>>17872328
>Trump said 5 months

>How true is that statement

That is the issue I see.

>>17872291
request denied

>>17872339
You can't find it because it's illegal retard

>>17872350
fucking fantastic

>>17872350
Interactive Brokes

You fucking dumbass

>>17872374
There's ways around that you know?
Couldn't be much harder than using a VPN.

>>17872291
Blame robinhood, they invited millions of retards to gamble away their tiny nest eggs. Worst thing is that it's impacted the other brokers as well. I'm no longer paying $10 a trade on TDA, but their outage this morning cost me $10k and I have no recourse.

>all these new investors looking to enter the market tomorrow with SPY calls

>>17872350
Was hoping there was an alternative to robinhood for yuropoors but I guess we're eternally fucked, and I won't be able to short this fucking continent when DB fails. fuck my life, eternally poor I guess

>>17872291
> I'm a ZOG boot licker
Yeah you can fuck right off. Let me get this straight, there's nothing stopping me from selling everything I own walking into a casino and putting it all on black, but day trading is too risky for me? Fuck off kike.

>>17872386
Robinchads win again

>>17871592
>WHICH WAY NUMBERS GO?
>HOW MAKE MONEY FROM PANDEMIC?
>HOW BUY STOCKS?

>>17872400
You're right. You deserve the freedom to be poor. We should remove all regulations and go back to 1920 where a shoeshine boy can walk up to a bucket shop and gamble with 50x leverage.

>>17871650
there aren't nearly enough unnecessary censors in this image

>>17871019
>"paper"
>perfectly palm sized piece of cotton built to survive cycles in modern washing machines during a massive TP shortage
...bro

Also, dollar is literally one of the safest places to be right now. If you're in any other currency I strongly urge you to hedge with some dollaridoos.
I'd let gold get a little cheaper

>>17871270
I didn't love the film, I did like Filth though, for some reason. I'll check it out, thanks.

>>17871334
If the entire globe goes into a depression, you mean? Well, to cull all the mouths we can't feed, we send all the poor young men off to die in wars for "resources". If we win anything, great! If not, problem solved and more food for the survivors and their harems.

>>17871357
Forgive me for my ignorance, of the history of the Reichsmark as weimar entered it's period of hyperinflation, but were the majority of the world's contracts at the time written in Reichsmark? Was Reichsmark the dominant currency in the world? Had it been around for ~50 years like the fiat dollar?

Basically, did anyone outside of "germany" have any need of, use for, or desire to hold the Reichsmark?

I think if that's the case, than maybe your natsoc fantasies have some bearing on reality.

What ever happened to that guy pendulum? Or LCIguy? Haven't been in here in a long time and haven't seen those guys post yet

>>17872394
I never understood this. What is it about new investors that makes seasoned investors uneasy?

>>17872432
Not all of us are retarded and can't handle options.

>>17871720
Yes market makers need a green day to fuck put holders and so they don't lose money, I could definitely see a nice gain tomorrow and IV crush Wednesday about 1/-1% then return to recession fever.

Sorry bears but the house always wins and all the weak hands are long gone. :)

Updated graph

>>17872460
LCI Guy is still here, he was here this morning until close.

>>17872460
broke college boi is too embarrassed about being wrong to post any more. lci still posts about it going to 60. snss felon still defends himself occasionally but has also been btfo

all restaurant stocks crashed beyond recognition, even fast food. I wonder if people will ever go outside again

>>17872466
Big boy is great at trading with a obvious market but almost loses it all with a decent one tell me more

>>17872462
because once they get dumped on by smallest amount they will sell ;_;

>>17872460
pendulum lost over 75% of his college fund on GALT so I think his parents banned him from the internet

>>17872462
If a complete fucking know-nothing wants to pursue a strategy similar to mine, that's a strong signal to pursue a different strategy.

>>17872466
>+10K
>9K balance

What

>>17872462
The only thing that worries me is that a majority are ill-informed and reactionary.

>>17872406
Anyone STILL using RH after 4 days of outages during the best market opportunities in years is truly retarded.

>>17872501
Ahhhh. Interesting.

>>17872514
he got rekt and lost 1k

>>17872460
pendy got more and more crazy as his position became hopeless
me tried tell him sell but ;_;

>>17872495
Ya I was wondering if anything big was going to happen when everything shuts down at 12:00

>>17872522
Guess what broker didnt have an outage today? ;)

>>17872491
pendulum is such a jackass. I remember all he would do is take screenshots of our posts telling him that he was wrong and made a picture with like 200 posts all calling him a dumb asshole and saying once the stock gets BO (which he claimed would happen by end of 2018) he would laugh at us. Remember how he also used to give us advice on options all the time? Even though he never fucking traded them. God just typing this out makes me laugh so hard he lost it all because in the end he couldn't even fucking HOLD a stock right, let alone trade thousands of dollars around everyday in the market like a SMART CHAD
>>17872508
lmaooo
>>17872541
we all did really.

>>17872345
>no
Why not?

>>17872347
Even if we cure corona, isn't the economic damage already guaranteed?

This breaking from limit up is the most Bogdanoff move I've seen in my time in crypto.
>pamp it to the limit
>he bought?
>and went to sleep?
>DOMP IT

are we moving towards a planned economy?

is it possible we could ever see economics have predefined 'cycles' like a pre-planned business cycle? could that promote a healthier currency?

where do you see this all going

>>17872539
or he cahsed out some

>>17872522
I doubt they'll let it happen again since their last disaster.

Are thete any recommended european stock brokers?

>>17872501
This. I'm about halfway on it though. It amuses me to see new people go all in leveraged short with no stop, make some money, start talking like they know what they're doing, then.... wah wah waaaaaaaah

MRNA....

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Business/wireStory/coronavirus-vaccine-test-opens-us-volunteer-1st-shot-69624041

>>17872114
alot of people will tell you options are for gamblers because thats how they abuse them. Options for someone who knows what they are doing at a way to purchase insurance and limit losses if a play goes the wrong way. Their premiums limit your gains but while every gambler is going for broke with high risk in a volatile market experienced traders are winning by simply playing with less risk. Also insider trading is extremely prevalent in the bigger hedgefunds.

>>17872545
Fuck, I guess RH refugees crash TDA.

Is anybody else done with this corona shit It’s getting pretty tiresome ngl

>>17872555
there will be no cure. we are simply prolonging the inevitable until we give up and corona-chan is declared the winner. life must go on, but by that time we will have already been launched into a deep, dark recession. something like UBI may become part of the economy for a few years. this is all best case scenario obviously.

>>17872610
Yeah this is hella gay

>>17872619
Then wouldn't puts be good?

Ya know guys this whole situation is pretty awesome and terrifying. Maybe I won’t make millions off of this but boy have I had fun being here with y’all when it was happening.
Maybe it’s not about the money we made along the way but the frens we found

>>17872610
No. I mean yes for non-market life and such. But for market no. This volatility makes it a lot easier to make money quickly.

>>17872234
Yeah, and AMD but NVDA definitely.

>>17872559
it am kek
am like up so much on long but know second go sleep they gonna dump on me ;_;

we left crabmarket and entered rare and highly dangerous Bogmarket

>>17872610
Fuck no, this is the most excitement I've had in 3 years. I hope this house of cards finally comes tumbling down. Fuck this god damn system.

>>17872619
It's gonna be bad busy shit it wont be that bad lol

>>17872639
Absolutely.

>>17872610
Fuck no, I haven't made enough to retire yet.

What do I coom to tonight /biz/?

>>17872610
I love the chaos. I hope corona-Chan never goes away

>>17872541
did he finally fucking leave?

has anyone else made it besides 2scoops and sundown? and of course baggie and bigLCIguy

>still cant bring myself to sell that last share of LCI

>>17872553
did he finally sell and just quit markets in general?

>I remember all he would do is take screenshots of our posts telling him that he was wrong and made a picture with like 200 posts all calling him a dumb asshole and saying once the stock gets BO
how many pendy collages did you make it in to? i think i got him banned a half dozen times because he wouldnt stop with the lewd gay shit every single post

>>17872619
>A recession.

Y'all still drinking the recession kool-aid?

We depression gang now,

>>17872610
I'm just pissed that the happening FINALLY came and i've only made a few thousand dollars from it

>>17872663
Not saying the virus itself will kill a lot of people (I dont believe the official mortality rate stats because WHO is grouping in people will regular pneumonia) but the blow has been dealt economically .

>>17872688
An absolute shit load because i used to troll him all the time. Like it was always over dumb shit like i'm shortnig GALT or threatening to sue him over his investment advice. He'd always be so fucking triggered about it. It was really fucking funny

Hey euros, when does the DAX open?

Tachyon Protocol is an open form of narket, where P2P network nodes can provide services to each other and there by forming a market.

>>17872695
You still have time to make money on the way back up. It's not nearly as satisfying though.

>>17872671
Hitomi Tanaka

>>17871650
>cope cope cope cope cope cope cope

>>17872671
Marie Konishi

>>17872695
we still have some room to fall, brother

>>17872644

>>17872671
Corona Chan r34

Liquidity, premiums, spreads
they're all shit
just waiting for entry after this green week

this shit is just as volatile as crypto. your all delusional boomers. all the risks none of the big gains.

>>17872553
>>17872541
>>17872460
>>17872491
>>17872508

>by the end of 2018
wewww

He's probably coming to terms with some early tastes of reality right now. He kept making fun of anyone getting upset over losses, but couldn't wrap his mind around the real world consequences of losing money.

Youthful arrogance is one thing, but to talk down to people while never having held a job or paid a bill...

It was only 2K right?

>>17872555
Right now we're baking in the hopelessness of a long time in Quarantine, and probably some deaths in Washington. Maybe even a massive amount of bankruptcies.

>>17872522
I'm still using Robin Hood. They have some capabilities that Schwab really doesn't.

>>17872541
kekkies you also told him he had the most potential to make it as a trader than the rest of the thread

>>17872485
We'll be fine

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1239756900255903744

>>17872726
my man

>>17871941
YOU don't get negative rates, the banks can lend from the FED at negative rates. You will still get charged interest, and you will pay the bank to keep your money in your account. The rates CAN go slightly negative because people are willing to pay for the convenience of not stashing all their cash under the mattress. It seems -0.5% is the lower limit before people start sitting on cash.

>>17872684

I work from home in sales so the only thing that’s changed is that I can’t fly to see customers which is the only time I get out of the house. Now I just sit here and watch my meme numbers go down while I get 15 emails a day about this gay virus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz0sYszSwOU

Broader market:

El-Erian: >We have the alignment of four negative factors at once

>Both Supply and Demand are being squeezed

>Mcdonalds shutting down stores

>General stimulus policies are ineffective

>High Volatility has taken away trust in the central bank

>Liquidity down

>>17872749
>none of the big gains.
But more importantly, I don't need to live in fear of my brokerage exit scamming me.

>>17872707
that was around the time smg became my home thread. kid was going nuts over that. $5 lawsuit, calling the SEC lmao

>>17872671
creamy pies are always nice
or lewd harems in general, getting like a dozen gals pregnant the same night......

>>17872707
it was funny, until he would have +90 replies in a 330 post thread, then it got far too obnoxious

>>17871650
REMINDER:
>CHINESE FACTORY GROWTH WAS -45% (REPORT CAME OUT ABOUT 26 HOURS AGO NOW) COMPARED TO EXPECTED -2%
shits not oger yet broseph, for any of us

>>17872753
>Right now we're baking in the hopelessness of a long time in Quarantine, and probably some deaths in Washington. Maybe even a massive amount of bankruptcies.
odds of seeing some dead senators by the end of this crisis?

>>17872761
He's not wrong but he's still a huge faggot

>>17871627
That’s fucked

>>17872753
Honestly i could forgive it all if it wasn't the fact he was always giving out advice on options trading. That shit legitimately pissed me off

>>17872777

>DON'T BUY THE DIP UNLESS YOU ARE A PRO

- El-Erian

>>17872777
Dow to 0 end of the month

>>17872671
gyno exams

>>17872688
me semi made it, enough for play WoW 4 months straight @_@

>>17872787
Should have bought more SPY puts. Gonna get some tomorrow on the bounce.

https://twitter.com/RepRickCrawford/status/1239758571912474627

>>17872761
Elon correct

got bored
have something for future use

>>17872825
He want some more cars, or what?

>>17872695
SPY can easily hit under $100 by end of year. Maybe even by midsummer. Plenty of gains to still be made.

>>17872793
>all senators in the danger zone for corona
It would be more surprising if there wasn't. Trudeau is already quite sick.

>>17872850
nice thanks anon

>>17872850

Nice

>>17872824
You and me both

>>17872850
kek nice

>>17872793
>getting like a dozen gals pregnant the same night...
Literally my biggest fetish.

>>17872824
I don't usually play options so I was cautious. I'm more than willing to gamble wads of cash on shares though.

>>17872777
D I V I N E

more el-erian kino plz
he's been right this whole goddamned time, And it's not like he's a permit there. My Bud Dwyer and Kramer have also been on this shit.

Any updates from Dalio and buffet?

building my roadtrip playlist right now.

>>17872850
Good job anon. Saved.

will I be able to trade SPY options on interactive brokers? their android app is fucking cancer though. anything better for euros?

>>17872753
>kekkies you also told him he had the most potential to make it as a trader than the rest of the thread
he great at DD, but literally went crazy after awhile it honestally sad for watch :(

>>17872872
No way he is… Guess he must be in his quarantine with his wife.
Does trump look any better today? Did not look good over the weekend.
>>17872850
Love it.
>>17872761
Christ am I gonna have to read Elon's Twitter now? I have to read the CDC bullshit to?

>>17871869
>10% of the highs when we go down is more than 10% of the lows when we go up
We're bleeding money every day. That's what it is.

>>17872867

No way that happens.

>>17871928
All in on Royal Caribbean

Calling S&P bottom at 1913 cause that's when the Fed was made and they're at the bottom of all bad things.

>>17872821
>>me semi made it, enough for play WoW 4 months straight @_@
its a shame WC3 remake was such a dumpster fire, or i'd have bought it and gladly whooped your ass a few times now in battleships

>>17872850
It's gorgeouse

>>17872872
>It would be more surprising if there wasn't
now that would be gorgeous, especially if its some of the ones who have been there for a few decades now

>virus takes out bernie and biden and half the house/senate

It's nice to dream, but hard to get my hopes up

>>17872892
Genghis Khan said he believe the number of (male) offspring has is the ultimate measure of wealth, and I'd be inclined to agree with him, if only from a genetic standpoint...

fuck i need a thicc thighs wife soon so i can divorce her when i meet someone younger while im in my 30's

thankfully the value of pussy crashes harder than any other market sector there is in times of crisis lmao

>futures steadily rising

my shorts

>>17872825
what is he even asking for? the fuck?
>Mr Elon, how can we fit watching three more animes this season into my busy schedule?

>>17871650
Pure delusion, get ready for the fucking of a lifetime. The faggot virus doesn't even matter anymore, we Weimar now.

>>17872872
god he literally looks cuban

>>17872992
Once a few senators are confirmed, they will all start hiding.

>>17872951
He's lacking in DD Because he didn't understand the importance of management. Or of not going all in on one fucking speculative position.
And that's assuming his understanding of the science is even correct.

>>17872999
Lol it was limit up earlier. Dont worry anon itll all come crashing down eventually

>>17872976

I'm waiting for it to break $10 to take a position.

>>17872999
unless you get margin called, why are you worried? Trump capitulated, every rip is being sold and the fed is out of ammo.

>closed puts for a nice 640 dollar gain yesterday at open
>re-buying those same puts at a discounted price tomorrow
sorry to whoever i'm stealing money from

>>17873014
t. hasn't even read the wiki entry on the Reichsmark

Guggenheim's Minerd: I see this getting much worse on a fundamental level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_skUTAl6o

>Not suprised by the futures

>What is going on in the real economy

>A lot of people are going to be with out a paycheck

>Can't cover next months rent

>Can't cover car payments

>USG is becoming a stress investor

>This spiral would be akin to a global depression.

3 minutes until nikkei goes to the shitter

>>17872291
kek i'm trading options on RH with no idea what i'm doing and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>17873036
The thing is he was right about GALT, he got a 200% pump. But then he didn't fucking sell like a retard.

>>17872999
It was limit up earlier and got sold down. Not only that, but outside of the ASX future the indices are all pretty muted. Even if tomorrow is green its not going to be a moon like last Tuesday. Atleast that is my humble opinion.

>>17872999
Lol, read the thread before you post newfriend.

>>17873082
Based retard

>>17872999
Just wait until Wednesday if we get a dead cat tomorrow my fellow short holder

>>17873076
basically every airline is one to two weeks from fucking bankruptcy

>>17872114
You sound like a novice so do this: wait till the market bottoms out for two weeks (no fluctuations in points greater than 700) and then invest and it will moon and you can easily make 500 ROI over a couple of years

>>17872929
There's a reason you're called Europoors

>>17873062
>WW1
>reparations
>hyperinflation
>literally hitler
>WW2

What am I missing, faggot

Why am I only limited to 1k instant deposits on RH let me put in more money you fucking jews

>>17872671
dubs and you coom to nothing ever again, you never masturbate or watch porn ever again and you don't have sex either till you get married, if you are married no porn or jerking off forever

checkem

>>17873160
try the subscription and they'll foward you more.

>>17873160
You can elect to change that

>>17873169
>69
Reverse uno jerk off too everything

>>17873169
>doesnt get dubs but gets a 69

Damn bro you just got btfoed by a coomer

>>17873137
bait?
see:
>>17872436

>>17873160
You are retarded. Its not "instant deposit," they are literally giving you a temporary loan until your deposit comes in. RH are scammers. Real brokers can often do transfers same day, or its processed the next day.

>>17871635
>vix at 82
the world is ending

>>17873086
one needs to let go of attachment in order to succeed in The Market

t. someone who didnt sell Boeing until it was $350 :_:


>>17873122
thats kind of their default modus operandi, to be fair

>>17872929
no
go ahead and thank your local EU representative for saving you from yourself

>>17873160
to stop people from buying based on FOMO
that being said you can pay them and they will let you FOMO your money much faster

>>17873211
TDAmeritrade made me wait 5 fucking days to get my options buying power last week

>>17873241
are you saying it took 5 days to approve you for options or it took 5 days for funds you got from trading options to be available for use again? 'cause i opened my account and got option trading immediately upon request before even funding

Santelli Exchange: Will the Fed invoke article 13.3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNti8FuzJpU

>2 quarters of contration

What options are you guys sitting on?

>>17873199
it counts as dubs, the 6 is just upside down

Rate my stock pics.

>Check under my sink
>discover 1/2 gallon of 70% isopropyl alcohol and 1/4 gallon of Purell
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WITH THIS I CAN SURVIVE!!

Purelly expired in July 2019 though... shit
I'm still gonna use it!

>>17872777
Imagine a world in which McDonald's is a systemically important global entity and its shutdown is mentioned alongside the policies of central banks

>>17872753
>They have some capabilities that Schwab really doesn't.
like what? rh has a nice ui but i can't imagine it having something that other brokerages don't also offer

>>17873295
I found a large ten year old generic hand sanitizer in my closet. Alcohol doesn't go bad. Still I added some fresh alcohol to it to be sure.

Santelli Exchange: Will the Fed invoke article 13.3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNti8FuzJpU

>2 Quarters of Contraction.

>>17873285
Why Etsy?

>>17871627
Anon you fuck did you buy calls???

When will the olympics be postponed?

I'M HOLDING MY SPY PUTS TIL EXPIRATION FUCK YOU NIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FEED UR FUCKING KIDS NIGERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>new match as soon as I make a post about needing a wife soon

Damn universe, I appreciate the effort at least
And I'll continue to short the market in Entropy's name

>>17873280
Too salty that my long term puts that expired mid February missed the crash, so I'm just degenerate triple inverse leveraged ETF's to short the world right now

>>17873295
>>17873312
>He doesn't have a couple lbs of lye sitting in the garage with various bulk oils in the kitchen
>He doesn't know the ancient art of soapmaking, saving him hundreds on hygiene products before recession even started
Wtf do you people even do with your spare time? Masturbate to drawings of pieces of dead anime girls?

>>17873280
In an absolute retarded moment of greed I bought 13k worth of 3/20 100c uvxy. I made 4k in the eod rally but I'm gonna be railed tomorrow, but hopefully it will be fine Wednesday. Still up overall but I feel I might end up fucking it all up one day

>>17873348
lmao that shits's canceled dude

>>17873348
only an act of god could do that....

>>17873358
Mine don't expire until end of april so I'm not even worried

Oh yeah, the SPY is getting raped.

>>17873385
>>17873348
>>17873399

>>17872491
What about baggy? I like his bitcoin analysis video. Havent been here much after getting btfo'ed out of thousands via stock options.

>>17873366
she's not white dude don't even think about it, she's also probably fat considering people use their most flattering pics on that shit

>>17873366
Schwab is infidelity better that robinhood now that trading is free, solely on the fact that it's a real brokerage and it doesn't shut down because there's 5 million trades placed in a day lmao

>>17872688
GALT is going to have it's moment in the sun. The science is there. I know I'll be buying...

>>17873358
You'll make it. I think tomorrow is going to be red.

>>17873401
Yeah i'm not playing around with options that expire in less than a month anymore

>>17873403
ur right, japan is always having the olympics, my b

>>17873280
EWJ puts expiring 3/27

>>17873348

Meeting today will decide it.

>>17873402
WONDERFUL!

>>17872432
>be born a millionaire
>have literally 80IQ
>no literally nothing about finance
>it's okay though, because you have money you're an Institutional Investor™ and can do all sorts of stuff us plebes can't

>>17873428
strike price?

>>17873408
>she's also probably fat

Not just "probably..." Look at her harm.

>>17871584
CAPE Ratio says where fucked.
S&P 500 will dip below 1k, screen cap this.

If you guys ever want a good laugh read the comments for stocks on investing.com

Basically boomer salt mining

>>17873416
everyday will be red until djia is 12k i think

>>17873348
cancelled

short the entire country of Japan

>>17871650
>REMINDER
Nah, fuck off Chang.

>>17873452
Retard here, what's CAPE Ratio?

>>17873280
IWM puts

it's gonna go down

>>17873471
What a gross heifer, holy shit kek

>>17873280
A few SPY and TSLA puts, got them just in case we tanked further tomorrow but saved most of my cash to buy more puts tomorrow.

>>17873445
43...

>>17873471
lmao i was right she is fat, and I live in tx there's way more fatties here

Will bond yields continue to drop?

>>17873481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px-Gu9R8hco&feature=emb_title

>>17873326
Profitable niche with high growth. The virus cut almost a third of the value of the stock.

>SPY puts went up 400% while calls went down 70%

Couldnt you just buy both puts and calls and still profit?

>>17872777
this faggot on Friday said "its lets scary now" when market bounced. He's no better than Schiff

>>17872777
Checked and based. Monokuma always gets his fill of blood

>>17873515
try it and let us know how it goes :)

>>17873471
brother you need to aim higher, stop keeping fat girls fat by fucking them. they need to learn they are not beautiful or healthy.

>>17873515

Yes. It's called a strangle. What fucks you is if the market just crabs instead.

>>17873496
that's awesome, that will absolutely be in the money, i wish i had your position. happy free money!

>>17872976
Unfathomably based

>>17873280
FUUUUCK OPTIONS BRO. Everything is priced to SHIT. Tomorrow probably +5% green, going to wait near close and buy some April/May PUTs on SPY, Nike, SBUX, YUM, LVS, Melco, RCL, CCL, SIX

>>17873515
That's called a strangle bud

>>17873505
Cheers Cunt

>>17873515
>markets flat
fucked on both ends

>>17873515
yes actually, it's called option arbitrage, i thought machines typically capitalized on those, but this crazy market makes me think the algos are goes bezerk

>>17873538
cuz then the theta just eats you up?

>>17873402
Futures are near limit up. It's going to get raped, but it probably won't be at open tomorrow unless the 4am sellers really hammer it.

>>17873533
>1 tinder match = 1 fuck
damn i wish it were that easy bro (not with her persay, but in general)

>>17873560
so we no longer crab market, we spitroast market now?

>>17873491
every time I think about tsla I get angrier. I bagheld $350 TSLA puts forever, then finally dumped them last week and they've fucking tripled since.

>>17873505
Nice listen thanks anon

>>17873567

Well, because neither of your options come close to being in the money. If you buy puts and calls and levels stay the same, your options have no reason to increase in value, and yes, theta will eat up the price.

>>17873567
Yes. You puts will automatically lose like 5% value per day, not including whatever move the market makes, which will affect it 3 time more than normal. Might as well say goodbye to all your money.

>>17873576
tomorrow will be a red day, especially once the new coronanumners are released and the entire country is put on lockdown

>>17873585

I bought GDX 24 puts when it was at 27, and sold at 26 for maybe a few hundred bucks. It went to 16.

>>17873585
TSLA does that to everyone. I got cucked hard too on the calls when it went to 900s.

>>17873539
Idk anon Im worried. Time decay + tomorrows pump and all...

SPY 241P Mar 25

How fucked am I ?

>>17873605
Lockdown could come later in the week or over the weekend. No reason for it to be tomorrow.

>>17873544
Imagine thinking tomorrow will close out +5 green.

>>17873402
>>17873319
>>17873076
>>17872777

>>17873617
I made a new thread, my friends.

>>17873617
>>17873617
>>17873617

>>17873538
Since everything is just rollercoastering right now between extreme drops and dead cats wouldnt it be the optimal strategy?

>>17873630
You're probably good

>>17871720
volatility isn't direction; tomorrow will either be flat or lightly red, leading into Black Wednesday

>>17873634
It happened multiple times last week. The crab is strong. If its not green then Ill just hodl since I'm 50% cash.

>>17873634
no joke it could actually be green. it will take a breather before doing a backflip into the black hole later in the week.

>>17873623
dude if tomorrow actually ends green( which i doubt) then wednesday will be a blood bath like today was. seriously with that strike price you shouldn't be worried at all.

How many contract do you own?

>>17873633
no my friend, ever hear of exponential growth?(bold text), I think Italy will have 500+ deaths tomorrow and the US will have 1,200 new cases at least and we will have 50+ deaths. I think at least a dozen new states will go into complete lockdown tomorrow. And as these states continue to take actions independent of the federal government, it will greatly increase instability and cause the markets to crash further. I have SPY puts at 165 and i expect them to be in the money.

>>17873305
oh they have orders that you can have set that last during premarket, market, aftermarket, and you can leave them there for days.

With schwab, if I have 50 shares to sell, and I set a limit order to sell 50 premarket, then the order expires as soon as premarket is over. If I try to set an order to sell during market hours while the premarket order exists, I get an error saying I don't have enough shares, because that premarket order is there. Then I have to cancel that order and set a new one if I want to set an afterhours order, and that order expires when afterhours is over, so then i have to set a new one to sell premarket.

Make sense?

Also the options layout sucks, and the price doesn't change afterhours to reflect afterhours moves.

>>17873312
this is good to know

>>17873366
Neat! but I don't have a sink in my car, so the purell is handy.

>>17873720
27 contracts

>>17873767
that's amazing, i would gladly buy those contracts for the price you paid for them. they'll definitely be in the money.

>>17873802
Well thank you for the reassurance anon that makes me feel better. I hope you make money too!

I'm 29 and have $25k available. However, I also have a student loan with 5.3% interest. I plan on keeping half of my money (12.k) as a safety net. Do I invest the rest of the money or do I pay off my student loan?

>>17874062
trump announced student loan interest is debt free, at least invest in CDs. but your'e smart, so you'll buy SPY puts

>>17874062
If this follows the path of any other major drop in the last 100+ years, you would be much better off investing the money and the rebound is likely to happen fairly fast.

How'd we do guys? Just a reminder, stonks only go down. I think tomorrow might be slightly green to flat, fueling the bloodbath that Wednesday will be.