/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hi its me boris

I wonder what happened to all the FIRE bros

BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

circuit breakers are a meme

just let it crash in one day and get it over with

>>17865429
Futures up, BOBO is about to be BTFO

Futures green, but not very.

>>17865455
no they let us do this treadmill thing which staves off dropping 30% in one day

CHINESE VIRUS

He named the bugs

2008 gave us Ron Paul vs Ben Bernanke

what kino debate is 2020 going to bring?

I picked up a DIS call at the end of the day they seem pretty priced in anyone else pick some calls up for the bounce tomorrow.

its gonna get a lot worse before it gets better

>>17865481
did it seriously take him this long to pull the china card?

>>17865453
They dont seem to panicked yet. Just the nervous "this sucks", and "im nervous but sticking to my strategy" comments so far. Give it to -50% and some banks going bust that will melt them down.

where's my bear bros at?

>>17865463
> Check 3 minutes ago, all up almost 2%
> Check now all barely .7%
Stonks only go down fren

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BEARS AT LMFAO STEP THE FUCK IN AND SHORT THE PUMP YOU STUPID RETARDED DIPSHITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17865481

NO NO NO ITS HIS FAULT, LOOK JACK MA IS DONATING MASKS!!!

Futures are GREEN

>>17865520
meh, his goons at Fox were doing it for him till now

Is it really necessary for tomorrow to be another 7% swing day. Can it not be just a low energy +2.

>>17865481
>CHINESE VIRUS
Glad to see him calling China out for this. I hope there’s a nice spurg out on cnn

Would now be a good time to raise rents on my tenants?

>>17865524

They’re in my belly next to the dirt cheap blue chips I’ve been guzzling down since last week

>>17865524
gentlemen, what's our plan for tomrrow?

>>17865481
I prefer the "chinese flu"

Investing in stocks when you could have been investing in Corona-chan
BAKA

Futures are crabbing because there's a push and pull factor between people who think it's about to get worse, and people who think it can only get better from here. We're probably not gonna know what direction it decides to go in until later tonight or even morning.

>>17865548
no

At least depression is averted I'd rather have a recession than that shit.

>>17865492
nothing because it's only clowns left

>>17865481
based

Why the fuck did the market crash all because of a fake conflict over oil?

>>17865524
>where's my bear bros at?
Your bearbros already left the cage. What are you still doing here?

>>17865548
>Can it not be just a low energy +2.
No.

>>17865550
That’s why he’s doing it. If he can make it about something else than his own mishandling, he benefits.

I feel like I missed out on everything. Is it too late to buy puts tomorrow?

>>17865492
The age of great men is over. We only have weak men left, that's why we're failing.

>>17865452
Why do retards keep posting Marx when even communist and socialist countries are tanking?

>>17865522
Elaborate

>>17865592
oh boomer, you are so oblivious.

>>17865566
wait for pamp and then short

>>17865564
there's a decent chance you get shot

>>17865550
>Continuing the trade war on the verge of recession
I'm sure this will instill confidence in the markets.

>>17865566
Sell at open, buy some calls for cheap in preparation of dead cat bounce, rinse and repeat.

>>17865566
Crashing this market.

>>17865565
imagine stabbing that

>>17865481
I wonder what the chinks will say back to that, were going to move into another cold war with the other communist country

>>17865429
look at those future

mmmmmmmmmm

Futures up less than 1% is scaring me
If the dead cat doesn't bounce tomorrow, it's fucking go time

I have a ton of SIX and FUN $15 3/20 puts i'm still holding because i thought they could go lower, but now i'm thinking and regretting i missed my chance; am i fucked?

CAC40 to 4000, Bon appetit

>>17865564
Your local government is probably going to make you let them stay free.

>>17865429
The economy is gonna burn down before this virus is over. I'm calling it. all restrictions is gonna be reversed in europe and america in a few months, the eldery is gonna die, and the economy will go up.

>>17865492
>2020
>debate
when all the boomers are dead Tulsi will have nobody to debate with
Now say it with me

MADAM
PRESIDENT

>>17865481
>wait until it's infected everyone outside of china before doing anything, THEN (rightfully) blame china
oof

>>17865592
oil dropped 50% dude
it not fake

>>17865536
Ok

>>17865648
mami

>>17865625
what cartoon is this

>>17865492
Young Thug vs Peter Schiff

>>17865504
Kek bearfags are desperate to sell doom

>>17865638
ATX is down below 2010 levels

>>17865624
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>17865567
yellow fewer

>>17865618
Then he should do it.

>>17865625
Oh shit. He makes animations now?

>>17865635
HOLY SHIT DID YOU NOT SEE THE SIX STOCK? YOU ARE PRETTY FUCKED!

buy silver yes/no?

>>17865652
This is basically Putin/OPEC's best chance at bankrupting some US shale producers.

>>17865573
thats what I'm thinking

>>17865681
heh

Boeing is now rated at BBB. Good fucking lord

>>17865635
>FUN
me want buy this one badly

>>17865536
>>17865530
Look above you retarded faggot, show your positions so I can laugh at you, say some shit about these gains.

>>17865481
China will not be happy

>>17865608
Like I have no idea dude, I am between SPY 180 and the worst is over because its actually creepy that futures are green I think they have been red like 8 days straight?

If you want to make life changing money its probably just better to wait for the big bull faceripper.

>>17865564
You should raise on the elderly ones and unemployed ones until they're forced out
Then use the extra revenue to buy cheap contracting upgrades (since that industry is about to turn down) and gentrify your property
Of course the contractors might jew you instead

>>17865492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXXB8ETjEVc

>>17865492
Dolan Blumpf VS. Dr. FuckXi

>>17865611
Why do you retards keep calling countries that aren't communist or socialist countries communist and socialist countries?

No one defines it as the soviet union boomer.

>>17865653
What? That still sounds like China's fault. Did you have a stroke while writing that?

>>17865564
If you want to get lynched, I guess it is.

>>17865536
already covered at close
I'll be waiting with the cattle prod at the top of the bounce.
see you there

>>17865619
Realignments are always painful. Trump clearly wants to end the US dependence on China. This virus crisis is sure helpful for that agenda.

>>17865681
if you haven't figured out you're betting on a bubble by now, you won't learn until it's too late.

>>17865628
they won't say much, they probably won't bail out the US like they did in 2008

Well, we got Pestilence riding in on his horse and Famine telling us that a roll of toilet paper costs a week's pay, now where's the other horsemen?

>>17865728
Ok here we go, there are no communist countries and it's not real communism until I try it!

>>17865715
Nice battery% phaggot

>>17865635

>>17865652
the vast majority are oil consumers, not producers
oil goes cheaper, stuff gets cheaper, everything crashes?
only logical conclusion is finance has too much power and has their greedy claws in every pot

>>17865635
Six Flags has -13 debt-to-equity ratio. NEGATIVE THIRTEEN. They are going to go bankrupt. Their parks were falling apart before this happened.

>>17865536
*crashes your call with no surivivors*

Here is to the greenest monday we have ever had

BOBO GO HIBERNATE

>>17865729
it is china's fault but he should've pulled that like 2 months ago and banned travel out of china the second they pulled the quarantine of Wuhan and the 50 million in the surrounding area instead of waiting until we are all fucked.

>>17865715
You are so desperate for attention.

>>17865751
War has been riding for decades in the background, and Death has just mounted his pale horse.

>>17865715
turn that upside down. Not gonna make it

>>17865749
I'm betting on your mom is going to keep pole dancing for the fed while they make it rain on her like the dirty whore she is.

>>17865566
Pump and then dump till the end

>>17865772
but i need this to happen by 3/20 for my puts

can anyone say exponential?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oUBX_bVCj0

>>17865795
bull cope
the Fed has no more tricks left

>>17865564
They will murder you, but, by all means. Crank up the dialectic porky.

>>17865781
What and cost people a shit ton of money? Sometimes everyone is caught off guard by the gravity of the situation, especially when you have dickheads like China lying about it.

>>17865814
is this all the new fed repo right now?

>>17865768
your logic correct but you cant just nuke an entire econmommy over night and expect see good results

you have any idea how much money am never ever gonna be payed back by oil companies now?

>bullkeks on full COPE after getting annihilated atclose

>>17865611
communism is when line goes down

>>17865618
>>17865639
>>17865732
pussy

>>17865722
good idea

>>17865738
The trade war is a good thing, but there's a time and a place. How will exacerbating the recession help anything? Businesses are telling him to temporarily cut tariffs and he's antagonizing China instead.

>>17865814
They can always raise interest rates later after handing out a stupid amount of loans which will happen since businesses and entire industries all over the world will need to be bailed out. I give it 9 months before we fully bull again.

>>17865806
It won't. You will lose even more tomorrow. It won't go down enough Wed and Thurs to help you. I'd sell asap.

Just a quick reminder, communists aren't human so that means it is okay to kill them!

>>17865834
>commie
>tripfag
please leave

>>17865854
in what stage is he?

>>17865652

I wouldn't worry too much. It's going back through the roof when we declare war on Iran within the next 55 days.

Screencap this, you wont regret it.

>>17865884
Already looking forward to it when "capitalism" collapses and the pigs they worship can't protect them.

>>17865822
i'd like to see them try

the meme numbers... they're green......

>>17865854
Does he have the Coronavirus?

>>17865825
>What and cost people a shit ton of money?
bold move cotton, lets see if this works
Locking down 50 million people alone is a unheard of event, even after winnie locked down 750 million people were pretending it was nothing, people still are.
Chinks run over people with tanks, you think they give a fuck about a few thousand dead if it meant halting their economy for as long as it did? We're gonna be really fucked because at least chinks are a hive so they can weld people into apartments no problem.

>>17865759
Well if you guys could ever actually define communist or socialism then we could have a real conversation about it.

>>17865916
I hope

>>17865715
Nice gamble you stupid fuck

>>17865481
>bailing out the airline industry
oh fuck off. they need to die

>Futures basically flat

I'm spooked brehs. This is the one scenario I didn't expect. It means the market isn't going to puke again tomorrow, but at the same time it means people don't think the market is over-sold.

>>17865751
No, Famine is the Locust swarm in Africa that's going to starve a billion and a half people.

>>17865863
Because I think the strategy he’s following here is to embrace a short, sharp recession where we rip apart our relationship with China, and then work to quickly realign the economy and allow growth to happen. Like that recession in 1981. Have that radical change quickly. It’s painful but the economy can move on quickly from it.

>>17865933
At least go to mainland China before typing this bullshit. They did that shit literally out of desperation and they fucked themselves incredibly hard because no one has positive sentiments in regards to China anymore. China's biggest problem has been controlling China which is why all their dynasties have been obsessed with stomping out the past and ending in massive civil war. You really are attributing way too many positive attributes to just being stupid.

>>17865414
imo these late day pumps are to help with the overnight repos
wouldnt surprise me that theyre using the powerhour to get some more buys in at a low price, amidst all the selling action, so they themselves dont take such a hit on their OWN balance sheets. but im no central banker, so take this with a pound of salt

ill still never understand why the normalfags think politicians have really any real direct effect on market, aside from policy that DIRECTLY regulates/deregs wall st
but they do, so no doubt a lot of the politicking and do-nothing why worryism (from both sides really) is probably part of it
this just HAD to happen on election year. fug :-DD

now personally, i like charts and TA and whatnot, but i think in this instance, its more about trying to figure out which banks and which corporations are at the highest risk of defaulting on one another. it could easily chain react and bring us MUCH lower than 08s bottom imo, but thats if fed slips
if they dont, im SURE several low hanging fruit will still be lehmanD/bearstearnsD tho. theres just no other way.

a LOT of people are going to lose their everything here, and its not even just people with exposure to the market.
these are some crazy fucking times

>>17865615
im not so sure
heres a thread i was freaking out in earlier
http://archive.is/d0Zwa
theres a poster i keep pointing to in that thread that was echoing almost word for word my corporate credit crunch theory from the last three or so years.
we need to figure out how to trade interest rate swaps
fuck the big short
thats gonna be the BIGGEST short

>>17865885
I tried to warn ya'll months ago to invest in T bonds! that was a public service. you should have listened

>>17865524
Short every bounce...

>>17865943
It's communism until it stops working. Conversely, everything else is capitalism until it starts working, then it's because of socialism.

>>17865992
What happens if we dont have a dead cat bounce

>>17865854
what a retard. i'm glad he's getting screencapped and exposed.

Any brits in the thread?
Wondering how conditions are although it's 11 bongs nightly there right now

>>17866002
>At least go to mainland China before typing this bullshit. They did that shit literally out of desperation and they fucked themselves incredibly hard
As opposed to how swell things are going to be going in Europe and North America?

>>17865987
My fucking face when the airlines ask for a 25 billion bailout after spending 96% of their free cash on stock buybacks since 2010.

>>17866006
she make death look so comfy you almost forget it steel bed that she lay in

>>17866027
then we get an omega green dildo pump

>>17865995
Doesn't Africa get a huge amount of its food from foreign countries?

>>17865943
How about you define it since the go to answer no matter what is "dats not gommunism" and I could literally vote Marx's 10 planks of communism--one of which literally calls for setting up a private centralized bank like the fed. I'm curious to know if even communists can agree on the definition of communism.

>>17866027
The Flatening
The whole world becomes japan

>>17866027
then itll go straight up or straight down
what kind of question is that?

>Futures Green
BOBO COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYYY

Why do a lot of communist look like basedboy faggots? You are the last person who would survive a collapse yet you want it.

>>17865884
it's really an amazing thing to be living in the time when capitalism gets fully discredited by the united states of America. it shouldn't have taken a plague to get here.

>>17866027
Then I buy more puts lmao

>>17866051
Literally at their shittiest it's still better than in China on a good day lol.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=19&v=Zp3jH6iYrnw&feature=emb_title

>>17865995
>>17866071
>chinks kill africa by accidentally releasing shit from a lab and killing western economies, who stop exporting aid

>>17865892
too bad it need be like around ~$75 for most oil companies stay solvent now

>>17866094
No logical or intelligent human being supports communism, regardless if the chink flu and low oil prices are causing a recession. Kill yourself, trip nigger.

Bought 1000 shares of Halliburton, explain to me how this is a bad idea.

>>17865901
Lol, in due time, pork. In due time.

Let the bears get another red day tomorrow.
You haven't begin to see how desperate working poors can really be.

“Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”

Crabbestein the Crab now control market, mumu and bobo too tired from yesyerday

>>17866004
There is a corporate credit crunch, the big banks are the only ones in a good position rn. The hedge funds and community banks are the ones that are screwed.

>>17866093

>>17866092
>Dow +1% after dropping 13%

lmao the state of bulls

>trump is a good leade-
>"THE CHINESE VIRUS!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>17866093
What a onions boy

>>17866093
Immiseration

>>17866010
See what I am saying. You can't tell me what it is. So why are you talking about it?

Is there ANY chance SQQQ drops down to sub $26 tomorrow?

>>17866130
Oil will keep dumping. This isnt the bottom.

>>17866130
cheney's not in office anymore...

>>17866123

>>17866027
Absolute chaos, anything could happen

>>17866133

Okay, thats enough retarded posts, go ahead and hop in faggot.

>>17866181
Imagine living in the most prosperous, powerful, wealthy, most technologically advanced society in human history and saying "you know what we need to tear this whole system down because niggers and spics don't have free goods and services"
lmfao

>>17866173
possibly, this week at least

Zoomer/millenial here. Never lived through a recession before and apparently this crash was supposed to be the biggest one we've had in a while. How do we know for sure this is the start of a recession and not simply panic? I've heard a lot of people arguing that this panic is the START of a recession, which I could see as being reasonable but what specifically causes a recession in the first place?

For instance, 2008 as I understand it the recession was caused by banks lending out money essentially to anyone who would take it to buy houses, at which point many jobs were lost and so many people couldn't pay their loans back that it caused a collapse. What would be the factors at play this time? Housing is overpriced but inflation has also kept people's wages up so overbloated housing prices I could see, but only in locations with major cities where property is insanely expensive. China is forcing it's citizens to go back to work so while there will be a decline in overall production for a while IF the virus can be contained it will essentially be crisis averted, no? Right now whether people agree with political stances or not at the very least my state has been pretty on top of it (WA) and our governor has shut down every public and private school until the end of April to contain it. Although the death toll is worse than many virus' with the current numbers (excluding China, I don't believe they're accurately reporting theirs so I don't want to assume their infection rate and death toll has actually leveled off).


TL:DR: What specifically would cause a recession in these scenarios? Why are people selling? And for those that are selling, why? Cash seems like it would be pretty much useless in any recession, physical goods seem to be the only safe haven. Ironically toilet paper might be worth more than cash if the worse case scenario projections happen

>>17866050
here, no idea what i'm doing though.
What broker to go with if I'm a retarded student with decent savings?

>>17866173
I sold my position today but I'd jump back in if it hits 24

>>17865648
She's too hot to be president. Like, if/when a female wins presidency, I can't imagine it to be someone attractive, just unironic hags

>>17866094

Police, military, guns owners, all right wing.

They can live with a guy like Obama, grudgingly, but you start suspending rights and taking away property in unconstitutional ways, it's ovah.

You and the rest of the wheelchair bound tranny crew are not the Kronshtadt Sailors lmao. Good luck protesting your way to power.

God has come to reap the sinners

>>17866133
Can it get any more cringe than an autistic and stupid commie avataring on /biz/ about the "failure of capitalism." I'd ask if he has anything better to do but we all know he has never really been employed or has a real a job. Enjoy being a bitter and retarded sperg lord, maybe you can convince the "workers" in your head to listen.

>>17866175
Will we see sub dollar gasoline? I doubt it. Reverting to prices from 20+ years ago would be absolutely insane. In the long run, electric vehicles will further push oil prices down, but I definitely see upside before that downside.

>VIX 83

>>17866181

You too, you can share dilating success stories on leftypol but it isn't needed here, thanks.

>be small O&G co. with $10M in debt
>told the banks you had $10M in assets
>they audited you and lowered your equity to $5M
>some of those assets are depreciating and have O&M
>annual O&M of $1M a year
>need $60/barrel just to break even with O&M costs
>can't even pay your interest at $60/barrel
>hundreds of companies like this exist
And there you go, that's the black pill on O&G. I will always laugh at anyone thinking they can time the bottom. This shit show has been going downhill from 2015. I drive by these companies' offices every day in Houston. Parking lots 80% empty, no foot traffic. It's fucking dead.

when do we hit the inevitable months of crabing in a +/- 5% range

>>17866305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ewiV79_A64

>>17866147
>1% After dropping 10k in fucking 3 weeks.

If they think it's straight up they are delusional. Even if there is a run, it will just be a bull trap all over again. Guess what? We saw the same pattern in the great depression.

THIS IS A BEAR MARKET YOU RETARDS IT IS ONLY DOWN FROM HERE.

>>17866110
Actually made me bust out laughing
I’ve never seen XiCallinYou with that caption

>>17866048
its funny how this works isnt it?
you can unironically get better, more honest advice from anon, than from shidiots plastering their face and name everywhere

fucking snake oil salesmen

>>17866140
im almost certain some larger banks have been lending to the bigger names as well, especially for stock buybacks. they must have SOME sort of exposure imo or they wouldnt be taking such a fucking beating rn
plus, its not like the banks THEMSELVES havent been doing the buyback meme on themselves. all that shit needs to get unwound

>The hedge funds and community banks are the ones that are screwed
oh yea
hedgies gonna lrn2fly in the not so distant future
for once i pity them
can you imagine managing someone elses money in this?
lmao

>>17866277
>electric vehicles will further push oil prices down

>>17865454
are u kidding
bobo time is just starting

>>17866050
it's alright but panic is starting to set in now that boris is actually doing shit instead of just saying keep calm and carry on. london, as expected, is the centre of the spread and is 'weeks ahead' of the rest of the uk. all over 70s/the most vulnerable will be told to self isolate for 12 weeks minimum by next weekend so there'll be loads of panic buying from now until then

>>17866271
>never had a job basement dweller

Everytime. Keep talking. We'll see how funny it is for you guys when the riots start.

Whew, the futures are in the green. It's going to be an up day tomorrow!

>>17866133
Is that boruto’s dad?

>>17865481

>>17866353
>electric vehicles use more oil

When do Asian markets open?

>>17866260
>but you start suspending rights and taking away property in unconstitutional ways, it's ovah.
lel, no, as long as there is an R next to the name boomers fall asleep and don't give a shit
>t. American

>>17866367
Don't worry comrade, once the people rise up we can have all the HRT we want!

>>17866110
>lose trade war
>expand into Africa
>corona-chan nukes your economy and massacres the continent you were expanding into
Xi may in fact be the most unlucky world leader

buy the CAC, sell within 30 days

>>17866385
no, but battery technology 20 years behind

I know theres the meme about LIQUIDATING EVERYTHING. I'm already 50% cash but next green day, I'm going to fucking do it.
GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT MARKET!!!!
Just going mid-term on bearish shit and then all in at the bottom. FUCK IT!!!!

>>17866383
fucking boomer needs to do a stream, so much shit has happened in the past few days

buy ccl

Thank him for his service.

>>17866255
>>17866173
I'm doing the same, gonna set out some limits at different levels for buys
it's going down to at least $27
>>17866005
Were you the buy TLT guy?
Also, I didn't get fucked by the crash personally, since I saw it coming.
Still doesn't mean Capitalism is coming to an end though. There will be a shake up, but I'd put my money on neofascism before I'd bet on global communism.
Pathogens are more of a right wing rallying cause.

Future will make big moves over night close to the mid of asia market and bit before us market.
There are no good news, but there is a lot of people wanting out, so red again, a lot of companies are starting to take direct hits and wont be able to hold much longer.

>>17866367
Oh yes because the riots are so gonna start any day now comrade. Kek

>>17866322
>stocks are sick
nah its more time for some HEROIN at this point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnt6zCDO73M

>>17865481
Based

Are red numbers visual crack rock because I cant stop buying the dip

>>17866408
t. Shaking boomer.

>>17866238
I actually kinda believe Trump is correct when virus goes away and people go back to normalcy things won't be as bad as bears are saying.

1) Every decent store will have sold more food and household goods then they have in five years - earnings will be insane
2) Any streaming service stock (including Apple) will have subscriptions through the roof
3) There is a miniscule 0.005% chance March Madness gets pushed back to April if this virus blows over quicker than people think this causes travel stocks to explode along with reassurances government will bail them out
4) Tech stocks will suck ass nothing ya can do about that
5) Medical stocks are going to be LITAF when companies are getting government contracts to make COVID-19 tests and various sniffles drugs make companies like Walgreens 80 a share by end of year - its basically like a year long cold and flu season
6) Chinese stocks are going to lead the way and have mad gains soon

I know that doesn't answer any of your questions but I know like five bears are going to jerk off all over this post with doomsday scenarios

>>17866470
You know this may be funny but I remember reading last year that the elderly will subconsciously perform extreme mental gymnastics to tell themselves that things will be alright.

>>17866477
>Forgetting riots started with trumps elections and thinking he wont leave with them.

>>17866523
t. basement tranny who is nogunz

ASX IS PUMPING BOYS

>>17865429

>>17865629
you're nothing short of delusional if you're still a bull after the beating you guys have taken my son. The dow is -29.62% YTD

Anybody else in MRNA?

>>17866367
thatll be fun for no one man

yall are just like the third position retards
none of that shit happens because people wanna have a good time
it happens cuz people are fucking dying
stupid fatalist/nihilist retards

>>17866470
>pay for my shitty trades
lmao

>>17866238
Firstly recession is a technical term for several quarters of negative GDP growth

Second the market has been over bought for years (a bubble) and the virus has caused a big disruption everywhere to the underlying machinery of living. Aka the real economy (as opposed to the "economy" of wall street)

>how did the bubble form?
Cheap money for a long time due to the administration wanting a big boom for political reasons

>>17866534
>4) Tech stocks will suck ass nothing ya can do about that
>6) Chinese stocks are going to lead the way and have mad gains soon

0 contradictions here.

>>17866260
The police and military are not "right wing," they are enforcers of the Zionist world order. When the Feds started illegal cell phone surveillance programs, the police didn't rise up to stop them; they begged for hand me down stingray vans. When Bush and company pushed through the Patriot Act, the military did not give a fuck and willingly went to go make profits for the military-industrial complex.

At least this rally looks normal.

>>17866521
based ride the fall

JUST DON'T FUCKING DANCE

>>17866534
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bFxvy9XyUtg&feature=youtu.be

>>17866240
Dunno m8

>>17866534
Honestly we have retatds here who don't even trade stocks and flock on over here every time the economy is doing bad to gloat about it as if it's their personal accomplishment in life because they have none.

>>17866606
Kill someone and be labeled a murderer. Kill someone for the Jews and be labelled a war hero.

What stocks are you burgers buying when this shit bottoms out? Wheres the T shill?

>>17866491
>cokies
what was that slang for?

>australia
why are we pumping?

Bros the “cleaning” crews are here
I’m at home
I’m about to be culled aren’t I?

>>17866606
>imagine being this much of a liberal traitor
go back to canada commie

>>17866567
Oh comrade we have more riots going after a football game then now but sure, someday it can riot.

>>17866610
$500bn fed pump over night so who knows

>>17866596
I didn't say I was looking forward too it. I am going to loose my job and house too. I'm just saying. Let the bears have another day and we'll see who's laughing then.

>>17866404
>Confiscating all guns

So Bernie is going to come in, destroy the civilian arms industry, the defense industry, the private healthcare industry, the domestic oil industry, the banking industry, and break up the tech industry, and you fags believe this will lead to times of plenty?

Commies had their shot. Lenin failed to get Germany and its productive capacity in on the deal, now your time is past.

That's why Lenin and Trotsky, in the end, devalued it as a mistaken ideology. Nice talking to a fossil tho.

>>17866662

Probably some reliable blue chips I'm normally priced out of.

Is it the end for DUST and JDST?

>>17866207
>>17866308
What’s actually wrong with this guy. It’s not that he’s just fat, he must have some sort of medical condition right? Like that one gif of that British looking guy who sort of waddles through the photo of that woman doing a bikini photo shoot at the beach?

He really looks fit to burst.

Since betting on puts is easy money, literally why isn't everyone a gajillionaire now?

>>17866687
Pics and City/state

>>17866534
Yes in the beginnig then people who are not working because you have to stay home will stop consuming because no income, only amazon and food stores will work and after what? 1-2 month? How many local businesses will survive the shutdown?

>>17866672
whaddya think its slang for?
cokeheads
lol did you not see him pretend to snort a bunch of coke?

>>17865481
Fucking based

>>17866662
I'll post his chart

>>17866687
You should do what i'm doing, i've got a bunch of water balloons that i intend to fill with a yellow liquid to appear like piss and threaten anyone who attempts to quarantine me with corona infected piss balloons.

i fucking GUARANTEE nobody is gonna want a piece of that, it's the ultimate deterrent

>>17866587
Based

>>17866736

That just how white guys get fat. Its all gut for them.

>>17866739
If the entire market really did collapse, money wouldn't matter anyway. That's why bears lose long term, and why they don't actually want the entire system to collapse. They want it to go down, just enough, so they can make some money off of it before it starts going back up again.

The fed is now purchasing treasuries I repeat the FED is now purchasing treasuries buy your TLT calls while you still can!

>>17866710
>Let the bears have another day and we'll see who's laughing then
no one who was old enough to remember the last one is laughing NOW my dude

>>17866567

kek what are you talking about. Do you even speak English as your first language? you literally sound like you're an Indian 12 year old. There was no coherent thought in this post.

>>17866687
Don't panic. Tell them you own crypto. They'll feel too bad to euthanize you.

>>17866757
Appreciated

>>17866783
kek

>>17866446
Hell yeah that’s why I liquid...
Fuck you I couldn’t sell fast enough I’m only 30% cash not even enough to scoop up the cheapies, and hedging after a drop like that is waaaaaay too late.

>>17866751
Not many and they have chinks to blame, kind of funny how the China hate is really going to pick up.

>>17865481
Muh capitalism. Muh bail companies out if they fail.

>>17866130
You want to know why it's a REALLY bad idea? I worked with these companies. They're being underbid by asian companies globally. Not just China - countries like Korea, Paki and Indonesia. Korean worker takes a $40k field engineer salary with a happy smile and does 80 hour work weeks because he's an insect brain Korean. Same for Chinese and other countries. US construction and O&G companies used to be kings of multinational contracts, especially with people like the Saudis and Emirates. That golden era of petroleum engineers traveling the world making $200k-300k salaries on the King's payroll is gone. That's why Fluor is shitting the bed. That's why Halliburton, Parsons and KBR are consolidating. Bechtel is privately owned, but they can't win contracts anymore. They're getting bids that won't get financed because O&G is too fucking cheap to be profitable for the foreseeable future.

>>17865611
Communists and niggers have one thing in common, double digit IQ

>>17866470
OH SHIT
THATS HIS GAME?!
He’s taking donations for swallowing trumps semen?

>>17866687
Rip anon
It was an honour posting with you

>>17865566
Wait till stonks pump, then sell.

>>17866470
100% this faggot is self isolating while screaming at everyone to BTFD

>>17866752
>lol did you not see him pretend to snort a bunch of coke?
only after i had already posted.

>>17866795
I will be laughing.
When I kicked pork in the fucking head.

>>17866844
he has a "fan fund" :)

>>17866832
First reasonable thing I've seen. Would you say it's bad enough that even at the price it's currently trading at, a tenth of what it did a couple years ago, it's still too much?

>>17866686
>if you point out that the police and military are actually servants of the traitor oligarchy who trample the rights of the citizenry all the fucking time, you must be a liberal commie traitor and also a canadian even though that would mean you arent a traitor
Actually, at this point I can't tell if your post is serious or satire on braindead cuckservatives

>>17866832
Do you advise just staying away from O&G altogether right now then?

>>17866757
DEW POSTER IS NOT THE T-SHILL
REEEE.

>>17866225
Imagine being a grateful wageslave your whole life

The problem with capitalism is not its distribution among identity groups. It's self destructive. The American medical industrial complex will prove just how dangerous the capitalist class is when left to its own devices. Italy will look like a whistful daydream. And I take no pleasure in relating that fact.

>>17866567
>tfw Lenin's NEP

I wonder if, when Russia was defaulting and there were actually bread riots and a similar total economic standstill due to strikes, the basedbros of the past raided the PRAVDA message boards like we're being raided rn with by leftypol

history is cycles

>>17866757
Dividendfren is my favorite poster.

how do I trade after hours on RH?

>>17866907
Cope

>>17866901
Holy fuck, they listen to this guy for financial advice? This pleb that thinks $20k is a significant amount of money?

>>17866855
based

>>17866789
I can assure you that's not how anyone gets fat

>>17866907
Not an argument

>>17866238
The economy and its ups and downs isn't just determined by finance, real production matters. If businesses loose enough revenue they'll go under. The fact that many of these businesses are already neck deep in debt isn't helpful and will make this far messier than it has to be, however.

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill trader with a market that abandons him and treats him like trash?

>>17866534
>>17866599

thanks for the perspective anons, at the very least toilet paper companies will be passing out some crazy dividends, figured my post would just wind up ignored. Trying to learn everything I can about how this shit affects economies and why. I'm still up on my crypto trades but I don't want to just stay in that, most of why I was in crypto in the first place was because I thought stocks and housing were getting up there but I didn't expect this AND crypto to be taken down with it.

Thankfully I'm still in the green despite all this and being young I only had like 11K to invest at first anyway

>Imagine buying options

Chief Short reporting in

BUY BUY BUY

>>17866277
there is literally too much currency for us to revert back to those numbers.

>>17866910
>>17866905
I'm just laying down the reality of the situation. But what we're talking about here is the stock market, which can be purely speculative. In the short term, yeah sure you can probably make a profit. Maybe Trump increases our Strategic Petroleum Reserve to 1 Trillion barrels, maybe the Saudis and Russians realize how fucked they would be if they do this for more than 3 months. You can profit from this in the short term, but you can also lose everything.
But for the long term, I can almost promise you that American O&G as we know it is gone. It's been in a bear market since 2015.

>>17866824
That's corporatism not capitalism you just explained...

Capitalism has free markets and organic life/death business cycles. In no way are bailouts organic.

The dollar is literally owned by a private bank that clearly does not state it has interest in the working classes. The fact that you're using a privately controlled entity's "reserve notes" by yield to the government should have been your first giveaway.

>>17866931
Lenin abolished the soviets, lol.
Most socialists at the time actually considered him a right wing deviation at the time.

Not that it matters because, again, you all can't define what communism or socialism actually are.

>>17867011
That is what I'm saying.

>>17866260
>Police, military
All regime loyalists. Did you learn nothing from Waco and Ruby Ridge? The cops will happily flashbang you and kill your family to take your guns.

>>17866567
>riots
cmon senpai
let off valves at absolute best

best we can hope for is another occupy thing after everyone is unemployed
and itll get COINTELPROd just like the last one
i was unironically there as i was just upstate at the time
were you?

i remember the day the spooks came in. all the serious discussion on the banks and who did what/who should go to jail ceased IMMEDIATELY. me and my buddies took the fuck off.
shit was over

>>17866885
then you werent emotionally developed enough to understand the gravity of the fucking situation man
shit was fucked

noone cares about a fucking ideology or economic theory when they lose absolutely everything
theyre too busy trying to figure out how to eat/where to go

if you think you memesters have any more of a chance of muh revolution as the brownshirt faggots, youre delusional

>>17866313
How do banks get swindled by this every time

>>17867013
Noted. Thanks for the input.

>>17866961
What evidence can you put forward that shows the police and military serving the interests of the people rather than the corporate and political elite?

>>17866662
>EOG Resources
>Bank of America
Southwest Airlines
>Occidental Petroleum
>Gazprom
>ViacomCBS

On the watchlist
>Carnival Cruise Lines (if things clear up)
>Six Flags (if things clear up)
>Alliance Data Systems (if things clear up)
>Starbucks (<$45/share)
>Restoration Hardware (<$60/share)
>Ceasar's Entertainment (far OOTM calls incase casinos get a bailout, but im waiting for a larger drop)

>>17867014
>When you realize we already live in ancap because the government is just another commodity.

>>17866260
The military brass is right wing, the enlisted are much more ideologically diverse, you're as likely to find a Bernie sanders voter as a Ron Paul voter. Gun culture is making a come back in leftist circles.

By the way, how are you enjoying your bump stock?

>>17865674
would be kino indeed

>>17866713
Bernie fags just want their student loans paid off for "free". I have become convinced of this the last few months.

>>17867016
Holy shit you liberals make my brain hurt... please read basic economic by thomas sowell and then you can keep posting on 4channel.

>>17867014
The irony is communism calls for privatized central banks. It's ironic how stupid they are being with how economically illiterate they are.

>>17866967
s o c i e t y

>>17866713
>implying I am a comrade
The point I was making is that if Trump does anything they'll be a horde of Bill Mitchel's busy licking boots spinning it as a good thing.
These people are right wing in the
>orange man do something, must be something based!
sort of way, when if Hillary said any of the shit he did they'd be calling for revolution.

>>17866350
Oh the large banks have exposure, but not enough to outdo the capital requirements the banking regulators put on them. Plus, they've been dumping all their riskiest assets onto small financial institutions the past couple years.

>>17867051
The reason no one cares is because, again, porkies have disrupted the idea of organized labor in this country for the last 100 years.
The ruling class has the ruling ideology.

If people worked together as an organized mass we could get our demands by taking direct control of the economy, aka, the "real" economy aka the means of production.

If this shit would have went down in the 1900's we would be out in the streets right now going on strike and might even hang a few porks.
Study history, man.

>>17866814
Most of what I have left are REITS and "buy the dip" shit that still went down 5-15%.

>>17867071
Hate to admit it but it seems pretty true at this point in time.

>>17867067
I know a few a friends in real life that are cops and don't live in some bubble like you do you dumb shut in. If you think the average cop goes out thinking they are serving some higher cause than their jobs you are nuts but you can't lie to yourself how much you commie fucks rely on them the second you guys get your shit pushed in.

>>17867052
The banks aren't being swindled friend, their employees turning a blind eye to make those juicy quotas and get that $100k bonus in December. Look up the Wells Fargo scandal. It's a very small tip of the iceberg. Fraud for personal bank accounts. Scale that type of fraud and passive corruption to large corporations and you have why 2008 was a disaster and why we never actually solved the root of the problems that caused it.

Well tomorrow I'm gonna buy some SPY PUTS at 100

>>17866534
People are losing their jobs and those jobs are not coming back regardless of what they say, these temporary lay offs will become permanent as debt mounts and incomes drop, no bail out will ever be directed at them. Thats local hotels, taxi drivers, restaurants, stuff that makes in some communities probably half or over half the local economy. Now multiply that for every single city in america and europe. You think it won't be bad? think again

>>17867158
He’s right.
>t. former 68w and current cop

>>17865452

No, comarade. it is me, Boris

>>17867146

>>17866931
Imagine being Gorbachev and deciding the USSR had failed and then unwittingly ushering in a depression some 25% worse than the great depression cuz oligarchs needed to exist.

I'm about to go get pizza, what kind should I get?

>>17866824
It's not free market if the companies get bailed out.

>>17866901
What a goddamned scumbag
>>17866954
That’s racebaiting, it’s not usually a feature of these threads. But we’ve got scum of all kinds these days. Poltards saying any criticism of trump is “seethe” and zoomers cheering for the depression they’re about to enter a shit job market because of, and now apparently furry-transwomen or people with that fetish.

>>17867051
Intelligent post.
Boomers did “Woodstock” and Acted like they were fighting against the Vietnam war, millennials had “occupy” and we all could see it was going nowhere when they wouldnt allow any leaders to emerge and wouldn’t allow people to fucking clap their hands, and now we’ll probably just get “retweet this if you’re not happy with what’s happening!!”

>>17867218
And there lies the rub, hard budgets and capitalism are no longer compatible. Google the tendency for the rate of profit to fall.

>>17867016
Okay not to side with the leftys but that is retarded. He was much further left than the rest of the socialists in the Duma, hence the assuming of direct control.

Still its hilarious he embraced a path to capitalism before the end, and that in the end Trotsky though of soialism/communism as though they had created "merely a new system for repression" and that these people who cut their penises off to fit into oversized dresses still worship them, in spite of the fact the fathers of socialism disavowed it, and every socialist leader of the 20th century would have had them shot for being decadent freaks made soft and effeminates by their spoiled consumerist parents.

WWE stocks are gonna bottom out soon. Buy and hold on to that shit

>>17867153
Which reits?
NRZ is starting to look tempting but shit I’m not looking to catch more knives.

Communism allows for oligarchs to centralize to compound their power kek

>>17867218
Yeah, I know.

It's stupid. Essentially corporate sociallism.

>>17866080
for real, everyone saying they're waiting for the bottom before buying discount stocks, but what if it ends up being like japan crica 1990 - 2020?
0 gains for decades?

>>17867218
If you don't bail out big companies you have 2008.

https://www.imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

lads...

>>17867158
You seem to misunderstand. I'm not the commie, I'm a National Socialist who's pointing out that the police collectively are not right wing because they trample the constitution on a daily basis. Same for the military.

>If you think the average cop goes out thinking they are serving some higher cause than their jobs
That is correct, and their job is defined as "fuck the plebs to keep them in line" by the ZOG

>>17867207
Do you guys seriously think I give a shit about this? That's some boomer tier logic.

>>17867258
I’ve been DCA’ing into NRZ personally. Divvies and a decent portfolio, I feel like my money is more or less safe-ish there long term.

The fed should just be buying shares on the public market directly rather than rate cutting/repo/treasury/MBS bullshit

they're giving money away for free to banks and the banks aren't nibbling - all these banks are sitting on hoards of cash. Cash isn't the problem.

It's who the fuck is going to lend money to business at this point of time and more so, what business will take out a loan now?

better just dump the 700 billion into equity markets and the taxpayers will get 100% of that back plus more once this blows over

this should've been their second course of action
bond markets are already flooded except at corporate

>>17867213
canadian bacon and pineapple

bbq chicken

>>17867243
Look I’m not going to pretend there aren’t many severely mentally ill people in the trump cult, the lolbertarians, the anti-trump cult, and probably even the centrists, but WHY is the mascot for your movement a furry? And trans? These are major red flags.

>>17865568
Fuck this is my kink

>>17867297
I hope you reach for your waist and so I can grease you. :)

Would you faggots shut the fuck up about Communism?

>>>/leftypol/
>>>/lgbt/

>>17867302
Im too unsure. I’m not sure what they hold, and I don’t understand what’s happening right now in mortgage backed securities.

>>17867289
2008 was a financial crises and that dealt mostly with the banks unfortunately banks are kind of the heart pumping the life blood into the economy that is currency and letting them die is like having a heart attack. Letting certain economic sectors crash is like letting certain parts of the body get rekt but it's a necessary adjustment period.

>>17867295
can someone please help these guys with matlab
this is disgraceful

>>17867245
And people like Rosa Luxemborg dissaoved him.
Because the state taking control of production is not democratic control of production. Same for kropotkin, etc etc etc. ITT: The TRUE leftists

>>17867295
oh benis

>>17867265
Seriously, can any of you actually give me a working economically based definition of communism?

>>17867300
You obviously don't since you had to post about it ;)

>>17867245
You know even in the NEP industry was totally owned by the government, right? NEP came to end only because Stalin was forced to use agricultural surplus to fund industrialization, and all the ugliness that entails. Industrialization has been a series of world historical horrors wherever its occurred on a large scale.

Also, I can't help but feel there's something so perversely Freudian about this transexual fascination you have.

>>17865568
Are you really going to make me choose between DFC and more corona-chan victims?

AHHHHHH I SHORTED AAL AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING UP, HOW IS AN AIRLINE GAINING RIGHT NOW

>>17865573
Tomorrow is green.

>>17867425
Airline bailout rumors

>>17867425
Priced in

>>17867313
Who, Alunya? She's not trans. https://lefty.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=165

I love being American. The rest of the world is doing 'hug a Chinese', #IAmNotAVirus, and President Trump just puts his feet on the desk, cracks open a cold one, sips, and says

>*AH* YUP. That right there is THE Chinese virus.

Liberals shrieking like they never have before. I feel like this is an oddly bullish moment.

>he bought the dip?

>>17867391
Holy shit rip britbongs

>>17867348
based

get the fuck out of here, you're all annoying jackasses

>>17867363
>no y-axis ticks or scale
typical

>>17867425
#capitalismisbeautiful

>>17867425
when traders see enough faggots like you on one side of a trade they decide to switch sides and easily take your money. markets exist to take money from plebs

>>17867410
Not really once you realize the communist revolution was bank rolled by porkies in wallstreet. The hilarious part is there are so many accounts of major us companies helping keep communism afloat in Russia during and after the revolution. I have sources to show it too kek.

>>17867391
jesus fucking christ

commies need to get out

>>17867468
Dudes playing 4d chess, these commie faggots don't even know.

>>17867146
>muh ideology
>muh books
>muh economic theory
and this is why its so easy to subvert
we do not live in 100 years ago bud
we live in a psyop memestate surveillance hell
and its MUCH worse than it was in 2012

first ones down to such events are the people that lose everything
the people that know the score try to inform the others of whats what, and everyone has a clear goal in mind (very specific retribution against key individuals/entities).

then come the memesters, trying to proselytize their "holy books". more numbers are always welcome, but THEN come the saboteurs. and you know what they look like?
they look like the memesters. and they act like em too
eventually everyone is pissing and moaning aver irrelevant shit because, obviously, the only common ground anyone has is the want for some sort of justice against those who wronged them. and in almost ALL cases, such individuals are extremely specific, while almost everyone else (sometimes even their own """porky""" peers) are collateral damage as well.

do you think low hanging fruit hedgefunds dont lose their everything as well? do you think they feel GOOD about losing ALL of their clients retirement funds, as well as all of their own money, and even their own jobs? and do you think that these guys are the ones that set the rules that make the whole market so absolutely FUCKED?
fuck no, theyre little fish themselves

its only the big fish that need to be fried
being specific and concise in your retribution/action will get you much further than trying to "re-educate" some blue collar bydlo on why he should have a poster of lenin in his bedroom
youd do well to remember that

>>17865648
tulsi will be biden's running mate

Tomorrow the streets will run red with the blood of Bobo.

Bullchads we are back. The Future is green and bright

>>17867425
Did you not watch Trump's dumpster fireside chat? Airlines just got told that they're too big to fail.

>>17867551
And he was right faggot, what are you going to do about it?

>>17867541
it'll only be green when institutions decide to buy back in
until then, armageddon

this Fed inspires zero confidence out of the private sector

>>17867495
Oh yeah, I'm well aware of the funding they sought (much of which never got paid back, anyway). Russia had pretty much all foreign trade shut down during the war, and desperately needed capital inflows to industrialize. Even hitler was bankrolled by Jewish bankers, if you can believe it.

It's actually kind of funny, Lenin even very earlier on admired the fordist production framework in America and did his best to copy it. There were some ideological sympathies between the two countries earlier on, despite the foreign intervention: two continent spanning movements overthrowing the old ways and creating modern industrial societies.

noob here
should i put my money into dividends and just let it build up instead of leaving it in savings? or is the market too volatile?

>>17867410
That's enough feeding the retards for one day.

Communism/socialism has exclusively show up in countries with zero proletariat to speak of. It's a retarded peasant ideology for uniquely educated retarded opportunistic peasants to use to become kind of the tards.

It follows zero of the "laws of history" it is supposed to. Always behaves contrary to what is predicted even after centuries of "now this is muh real socialism". No sooner has a new socialist paradigm been adopted in the local art cafes, central committees, and gay bars of the world than world events totally turn it into swiss cheese.

Just admit you faggots want free shit and girls to think you are deep because you don't like working out. You're exhausting.

>>17867551
It would be funny if AAL went bankrupt two times in a decade.

>>17867532
This would be the only thing he could do to make me vote for him lol

>>17867575
Honestly I don't know how both nazis and communists don't get how bullshit their ideologies are considering they were bank rolled by what they hate. We truly live in interesting times.

>>17867585
invest in high-yield corporate debt of mid-large cap companies
they're unlikely to default as Fed's next measure (should be) is to add stimulus to corporate bond markets and encouraging banks to extend credit lines indefinitely

>>17867569
Laugh when Trump loses the election and all the cultists have a meltdown that perfectly mirrors the leftist meltdown when he was elected

>>17867451
Wwell
I guess
As long as she brought enough pussy to be appropriately distributed.

Futures falling HEAVY now

>>17867585
markets still going down newfag, I'd wait a bit

>>17867592
Not her hot body and her ability to sound sane as a woman?

These bull seriously think there is going to be a run tomorrow? They are talking about 1,7000 being the bottom on the S&P.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ciJx_nEhG8

>>17867621
Do you think the Fed already shit its $500bn for the night?

>>17867621
Whenever I think they're going to go up, they go down. So I keep on forcing myself to think they'll go up. It's working bearbros.

Sold all my SQQQ/SPXU at close today. What should I buy next? No options pls.

>>17867589

Socialist and Communist think that they can somehow work against human nature and nature in general for some strange reason.

>>17867610
Oh yeah who is going to lose against? Biden? Bernie?

So I bought a put for 1.05$
Does that mean I spent 105$ for this option or 1.05?
Does this mean my max loss is 105$ or 1.05$?
t. Retard

>>17867551
No. I didn’t watch the debate or the trump attempt to pump.

What did I miss?

>>17867658
Options

>>17867672
Nothing other than some sperg lords bias convincing him we are on a brink of a communist revolution.

>>17867668
You payed $105 and thats the most you can lose

>>17867529
I some how knew you would say "WE DON'T LIVE IN LE PAST"

All it will take is leaders to get people oragnized and show them how to take collective action. People in this country need to be shown to believe. You don't need to know how to build a gun to shoot one.

Marx also spoke quite heavily about small porkies and pettie borg turning to the side of the working class in cases like these, fyi.

>>17867589
Ideology and economic systems are not the same thing anon, and this is the first thing you'll need to learn to understand history. Socialists have historically been very poor proponents of socialism compared to the capitalists (with the exception of the capitalist state).

The economic and historical contradictions that marx pointed out all those years ago have largely not gone away, the possibility for the expropriation of capitalists in advanced countries remains. However, I expect that the threat of this expropriation is what will define our new epoch more than its realization, unfortunately.

>>17867436
If the price of Puts rises at all to profitable I'm selling out, fucking bailouts are such bullshit, companies need to fail and new ones need to rise from the ashes!

So my shitty trading platform qtrade gives me commission free ETF trading list which i can trade for free. This is the American list. Anything worth value on there?

>>17867621
Because the Nikkei opened down 3%.

>>17867668
The price advertised for puts is the price of 'one contract'. Each put is composed of 100 contracts. If the put is priced at $1.05, you're spending $105 if you buy 1 put.

Your maximum loss is $105.

>>17867609
This actually may be the best way to handle this. How do small fish even do this though?

>>17867610
Will be absolutely appropriate and absolute cringe.

>>17867663
Serious risk of bernie is rising. That’s why I think maybe. MAYBE. maybe... I should just sell fucking everything.

hard to sell my foreverholds like VTSAX or JNJ or PEP or BRKB

>>17867663
Either one wins now, it doesn't matter after the past few weeks. An economic crisis was the only thing that could cost Trump the election and he walked right into one.

>>17867672
On the subject of airlines: "We are behind them 100%"
Basically, bailouts pre-confirmed

>>17867700
Which one? Bernie or trump? They would both benefit from that narrative.

>>17867258
>>17867302
Not totally REITS but related
NLY, VGR, ASPS

>>17867660
Nature is not a series of poetic clichés passed down through generations anon, it's a dynamic system ruled by physical laws. Only the capitalist can assume infinite growth in a finite world. Humans, for most of their history, lived in fear of pure exchange and commercial relations.