/biz/ - Business & Finance

SPY IS UP AFTER HOURS, HABBENING CANCELED, WE'RE GETTING FUCKED BY BIG GREEN DILDOS TOMORROW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/comfy/

is it possible for SQQQ to go down even if S&P is crashing ? Like if every SQQQ holder starts selling at the same time for some reason ?

That's fucking Trading right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging playing safe by sitting on 30 year long index bullshit. Men puke, men shit their pants, men jump from office windows as the market implodes, men deliver their new born baby on the trading floor. Fucking hard core dick in the ass margin calls, and liquidations.

>>17861182
OH GOD PLEASE BUY THE DIP

who is this slut?

>virus will last until july in a absolute best case scenario


were in deep shit.

>>17861290
CNBC slut Cramer already fucked her

>>17861290
it me

OH MY GOD MY GAINS FROM 2017 ARE WIPED OUT

>>17861182
still no 50% correction
it will be time to buy around 15000

Okay, former GUSH bro checking in.
>bought 800 shares on Friday with a limit order for $0.55
>barely executed
>rode the high of POTUS speech
>forgot to sell in my excitement
>opening today fucking sucked
>waited a bit
>decided to gamble, put a limit sell order for all of it at $0.80
>it fucking sold
>then immediately fell back down lol
Buy low and sell high, it's just that easy!

why is nobody on here thinking or care about the blacks in oakland. what are they supposed to do.

How much money did the FED blow for literally NOTHING?

>>17861290
Btw, Moderna is mooning since it has began human vaccination trials.

who else /have no idea what they're doing but still making a profit/ here???

What hell was trump's speech, it gotta be the worst i ever seen.

>>17861299
>implying
If you haven't noticed they keep massaging the public by inching out week by week.
We'll be inside for a year at this rate.

God, I can't stop cumming. I went all cash in December and now I have $200k to play with. I look like a genius in retrospect.

>>17861266
>based LOST poster

The DAX stopped at 8.15% this morning

>no wall
>more immigrants than obama
>more money for israel
>horrendous economy
>no jobs
>no cheap hookers

SO WHAT EXACTLY DRUMPF DID FOR ME SO FAR?
SEEMS LIKE FUCKING NOTHING

Yes this market is shat but fuck it I'm still buying. Bought KR,added more GE and ONTX. TP and PT hunting is the new fad, gonna start hitting KR before work.

>3 Circuit breakers in a week

>>17861280
Looks like Bill Mitchel and Nick Fuentes put together.

>>17861385
its over for drumpf

>>17861182
reminder
its a long way down still

>>17861338
Over 10 trillion this month

https://youtu.be/oNOGkKp375s?t=51

>>17861376
Me, up from $400 to like $5000 in the last few weeks

so is pre market an indication of the futures at 6? because it looks pretty green, is that the fed nogs again ?

>>17861376
Not me, lol. My portfolio is down 20%, mainly because I owned a lot of PCG and BHC and should have sold it back in January but I didn't because I was a pussy afraid to sell.

From now on, if I hit 20-25% gain and it's been a year for tax purposes, that shit is out the door and I look for something new to buy. No more paper gains wanking for me.

>>17861278
based

>>17861277

SQQQ tracks the NASDAQ 100, not the S&P 500.

Understand the instrument that you're utilizing, retard.

>>17861401
based Jerome

>>17861278

So I heard that traders tend to have a litany of fetishes. How true is this for you guys? Definitely true for me.

>>17861385
He said that if America does things right that the virus will pass by July-August.
He then said "The market will take care of itself." and that after the virus has passed there will be lots of growth.

>>17861376
I lost $80 because I fell for the dip meme last week and didn't make enough of a return.

>>17861376
Me, almost bought 200k in puts instead of the 20k I wanted. In retrospect, I wish TDA didn't stop me.

When are p*l*t*c**ns going to start dropping from the flu?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS AT LMFAO STEP THE FUCK IN AND BUY THE DIP YOU STUPID RETARDED DIPSHITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17861334
Eat each other alive

Meanwhile in Southern California the electric jews are using this virus as the perfect excuse to push through their rate hikes. We all already live paycheck to paycheck as it is

>>17861278
Hell yeah fren! PUSSY TIME IS OVER YOU FUCKING QUEERS

>>17861385
its bad (2x)

Buy the dip.
Go ahead.
Buy it.
Right now.

>>17861445
Can you update it?

>>17861462
its tanking

>>17861574
Here I am.
I'll keep doing it too.

>>17861574
Buy it yourself.
Everyone's a bull until they see all the bears fuck off to their caves.

Has it already happened, is it happening or it will still happen?

Ok lordy I am so assblasted today.
How can I buy the fucking dip if it never stops dipping.

15M Americans will die.

Protect yourself and your loved ones.

>>17861664
It just happened. It'll happen even more tomorrow though.

>>17861664
IT'S

HAPPENING

>>17861664
Yes.

>>17861664
Habbening

FUTURES UP 5% IT'S OVER BEARS

>>17861278
absolutely based

>>17861664
Trump himself literally said this shit will keep on happening until summer and he's obviously very conservative about it. We're heading down low

>>17861574
fuck you tripfag

>>17861681
Shoulda looked at your money and divided it by 12 then divided that by 4 and bought that amount every friday.

>>17861644
so far i see green, nothing significant, but green , waiting for 6 est

>>17861664
The happening started two weeks ago, it's ongoing, and will remain it effect til the markets stabilize... if they ever do... go go corona-chan.

>already 20k new cases today
It's gonna be a blood bath when they actually start doing large scale testing over here.

>>17861535
Nice stock market talk you coomer faggot

>>17861367
>Results from infectivity assays indicate that SARS-CoV ADE is primarily mediated by diluted antibodies against envelope spike proteins rather than nucleocapsid proteins. We also generated monoclonal antibodies against SARS-CoV spike proteins and observed that most of them promoted SARS-CoV infection. Combined, our results suggest that antibodies against SARS-CoV spike proteins may trigger ADE effects. The data raise new questions regarding a potential SARS-CoV vaccine, while shedding light on mechanisms involved in SARS pathogenesis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25073113
If SARS-CoV has ADE most likely SARS-CoV-2 has it as well. If that is the case that stock will fall like a rock when trials go nowhere because their test subjects die.

there's no happening tomorrow look at after hours price action

>>17861402
>>no wall
Fence

>>17861681
Just DCA all the way down. Set up a bunch of limit orders and just forget about it. It's that easy.

Personally I want to short something tomorrow but I'm not sure what. And I think we'll see a bouncy green day tomorrow, too, so I'm not sure what to do. I might just do nothing.

>AMZN to hire 100,000 workers to meet Virus related online orders spike....

Holy shit, how much do people order from them? Jesus

I was told there would be a Trump bump?

HOLY SHIT FOX BUSINESS!
KEK

>>17861717
FUTURES ARE NOT OPEN YET THAT'S AFTERMARKET HOLY SHIT GET IT TOGETHER

>>17861551
kek nice

go under 20k you fuckcin NIGGER

>>17861717
are you retarded?

>>17861681
>I-it can't go any lower right?
Surely this is the bottom anon. Go ahead and buy now.

load the FLIPPENING thread

Is it time to hodl or are we still shorting/putting?

>>17861385
>Couldn't even describe his reaction to taking the virus test, as if he had not taken it and didn't know whether to say it was fast and bloodless or a slight pain
The most bearish moment of all time

>>17861527
Cringe and boomerpilled

>>17861767
Huh?

>>17861790
>>17861768
>that bear cope

>>17861822
I moved to cash so I can make that decision tomorrow morning

>>17861717
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 10 IQ RETARDED NIGGER THAT IS THE AFTER MARKET

>>17861722
>Donald J. Trump
>A reliable source of leadership and accurate information during a public crisis

Pick one.

>>17861826
man are the fuck

Buy the dip!

>>17861739
Why do you think Dump wanted to hold off for so long

BASED BEZOS

>>17861851
Has any leader reacted correctly to this besides Kim?

They started doing a drug test today. A cure is in the works. Surely they'll rush it. Get several companies all doing the same thing. Get quicker results. Really how the fuck hard is it to get some mice, inject half with the virus, inject the other half with the cure, let them mingle. If the mice with the cure don't die then hey you got a winner.

klussy

>>17861822
>wait for pump
>short
>cover once the market gets fucked
>repeat
never go long

stock market just reached it's 2017 levels

we're 3 years down

>crypto was supposed to be a hedge

>>17861182
have you bought the dip yet?

>>17861822
If i was short i would have taken profit today.

>>17861886

>>17861574
I did. I've bought 2 times already. Approximately 20% of my cash spent. Got 80% left, waiting for the bottom. Buying little by little as we get closer to the bottom. I'm not in hurry. Oh I also sold nothing, and all this cash is cheap loaned money with low interest.
I am the peak retard, the eternal bull.
I will win in the end.

>>17861385
>it is all fun and games until someone loses an eye
Vote for meme get memed.

Imagine being Powell and Trump right now

Pay it off, or keep trying to squeeze more money out of this crash?

>>17861833
PEOPLE ARE JUST SICK OF YOU AND ALL THE OTHER TOURISTS BEING INSUFFERABLE MORONS

>>17861899
>rush the cure
>miss the horrible side effects
>millions take the cure on day 1
>oh shit
>even worse panic

>New mexico holding closed door meeeting to decide on wether to suspend gun sales or not.


https://act.nraila.org/actions/campaigns/8254

>bought a bunch of stock on discount when it was crashing

Are we green tomorrow or am I fucked?

>>17861981
From NM, can confirm.

>>17861933
No. There has been no buy signal on my stuff yet.

we cant be possibly green tomorrow after trumps speech, i refuse to believe it

>>17861986
It's gunna run then crash.

>>17861182
What happens if DB collapses?

>>17861986
>on discount
bullish af

>>17861935
Yes spread the virus with online orders, brilliant.

Anyone with a Twitter presence able to boost my engagement a bit? My ISA has lost more than £10k in value, so I'm trying to make it all back by stoking the fear and selling merchandise to gullible idiots. Failing miserably to get my Twitter account off the ground though

do I just choose stocks in companies that I like and think has potential?

>>17862020
it wont barely flinched today

>DAX futures

>>17861981
Got to do the same as they did during Katrina and start confiscating.

>>17862031
Forgot bloody picture

which one of you did this

I'm so glad I never bought into stocks, such an obvious scam.

one of my balls has a wart. is that related to corona-chan?

>>17862050
Do you understand how fucking futures trading works????

>>17861930
Crypto was retarded from the beginning, people used it to buy and sell drugs because, while inconvenient, it was anonymous and secure enough. The whole idea of crypto as a currency is dumb because the price fluctuates wildly and for merchants to use it as currency would require every damn website to be a fucking trading platform. I am surprised it got as far as it did.

Like pottery
next stop 18k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX-8MHKuQ5I

THREAD THEME

>>17861959
leave like 2k in there to play with.

How many plays does the US Govt have left?
Fed pumping isn't working.
Orange man TV appearance didn't work this time.
All they have left is a stimulus and airline bailout..
How much will the markets react?

>>17862083
based

>>17862031
>>17862075
Get your gay bullshit out of here

>>17861182
>>17859321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru732pStGcUHi
Hi guys, this is me, President Xi, you might be wondering how I got myself into this situation
ORANGE MAN BAD
DUNNNN DUNN DUNNN
*President Trump has raised tarriffs on China by 300 billion
*How could Greatest Leader allow this, we were about to be #1 and rule the planet with an iron fist!
*Spiderman has a gay character - the degeneracy! (doesn't the West listen to us)
* Great Leader Xi SUCKS FREE HONG KONG
--Xi races down the streets on his bike
DONT CRYYYYYY
ITS ONLY TEENAGE WASTELAND
Extreme star wipe!!!!
*Meets biological weapon scientists
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
*Shakes hands outside Wuhan as music swells
I FOUGHT FOR MY MEALS
*A strange disease appears
I DONT NEED TO BE FORGIVEN
Show Jim Cramer saying: "its just the FLU stock markets up to 30000 by May!!!" BOOK IT
TEENAGE WASTELAND
*The Wuhan Virus has spread to 20 countries
Trump: "there is nothing wrong with America, stocks are great, economy is great, its all tremendous
TEENAGE WASTELAND
*Show President Xi doing massive totalitarian tactics to kill disease that would be unthinkable in the west, incredibly cool montage sequence showing people getting locked into homes, conscripted into slavery to build hospitals in record time and putting pillows over a supercut of hundreds of old women
* meanwhole virus spreads all over the world and will never stop
*virus contained in China this week, kills millions in the west
*everyones stock market crashes to a unrecognizable degree
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH
WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsMwLrQ-HI
(The Chinese Horses Ride On Eternally)
November: Now that China is the #1 economy what would you as president do about it, Mr. Biden? *A drooling 79 year old retarded senile fart bleeds from one eye -- Vice President Hillary Clinton says "its all being taken care of, or Winnie the Pooh don't like Hunny"
President Xi: A pretty amazing story huh?

*violins swell and...scene*

>>17862128
They're gonna implement UBI and everything will be fine, we promise

>>17862079
>he pumped?

How do you guys deal with the constant suspicion that it's too late to buy?
I'm certain that the virus situation will get worse, but I also feel that I missed the boat on TVIX

>>17862088
No but according to one study Corona-chan may cause kidney and testicular damage so you may end up infertile
https://doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418

Is there any reason I shouldn't buy GUSH to hold? it has to go up at some point and it's an ETF, so I don't think I'll run the risk of hitting 0. Even if it dumps more should be worth megabucks a year from now.

>>17862139
Just want my money back m8, is that too much to ask?

>>17862165
The govt just sent a strong signal that shit is fucked until after summer, we are not anywhere near bottom

>>17862128
Negative interest rates... bank runs will happen, and have started to happen

>>17862006
It would be unusual for a rout this severe to not have some kind of pump attempt the following day. However, the way things are moving it seems a lot of money is waiting on sidelines for that -40% to -50% range to go in hard.

>>17862165
can't even buy tvix as a eurofag

>>17862079
based

>>17862101
none of these idiots do, there are so many retarded ass hats in these threads now thanks to the fucking stickies

Savanon, explain what's going on

Time to buy TQQQ and SOXL and hodl forever or wait more?

>>17862128
They have one last move left.
The darkest technique:
>the forbidden interest rate

>>17862180
I hope you GUSH retards get slammed with a reverse split

Informing all of my family to take out 5k cash before the bank runs start happening

Its over

Should i sell my $15 SIX and $20 FUN 3/20 puts at open?

>>17862165
TA.

>>17861959
If the interest is low don't pay it.
Some commie might forgive the loan.

Also, keep the cash and don't risk it all

>>17862128

There's always the go full china quarantine route. Fed is out of bullets unless they go full negative interest and now it's the big gov's turn.

>>17862194
>>17862216
>>17862152
Jesus christ, what happens when the government literally just giving money away doesn't work?

>>17862216
Jerome no don't do it
You promised it wouldn't come to this, no matter what

>>17862165
Copy Buffett

>>17862218
>Hope
It's happening on 3/23

>>17862259
they give away more money
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17861445
Update?

Everyone's going into the food chad stocks today, friends. I wonder if Office Depot stock (ODP) might benefit from people needing to buy work-from-home equipment. The stock is getting hammered with everything else today, but I wouldn't be surprised to see revenue unaffected.

>>17862259
Complete economic collapse

>>17862048
Stock price isn't reflective of the status of their derivatives.

>>17862259
Wait things out.

>>17862165
desu I've made a 112.4% return on an initial investment of $20k dollarinos.
It's easy to ignore "what could have been" when you're making money hand over fist.

I’m not rich by any means but I did ok. I hope you all made some money today too, anons.

>>17862165
Just buy something else idiot, theres more than one way to make money in the market

>>17862259
1929 all over again

This time much worse, as you no longer make shit in the US. A lot of stuff will become unavailable. I hope you have an extremely reliable car m8, like a Toyota Corolla or a Hilux. It might be a while til you can get a new car, and current gens are too expensive to fix even now.

>>17862322
Fuck I wish I'd had $20k to start with. Someday.

>>17862268
>Copy Buffett
So I should buy Delta?

>>17862187
Ask somewhere else, no one here is going to help you with that

So tomorow either we will have a bounce or this board will become permanent Bobo zone

I bought SPY, AAL, and TQQQ calls today. Crabbros where we at

>>17862262
>We can't!
We must, it's the only way.
>But it's economic suicide! Once we unleash this monster, it'll be nigh impossible to contain!
Sometimes, Jerome, to end one crisis you must unleash another. We've had it too good for too long.
>What do we tell the public? The bankers? The traders?
What do we tell them? We tell them this:
"Pick a god, and pray."

>>17862216
You think that technique will be powerful enough to stop what's coming? Are you prepared for the sacrifices required by it? Using it doesn't make you much different from us, after all.

>>17862180
STOP BUYING GUSH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

>>17862381
aside from the argument that "we dropped too hard so we need a correction" there is nothing bullish about the situation

>>17862268
Drink KO?

So the reason gold and silver are going down is because of deflation?

Where is the guy who said UBS would liquidate their ETNs?

>>17862277
I'd love to have a pile of money after shorting this shit all spring and summer then get neet money for life

>>17862275
>1 for 100
Oh fuck. The other anon didn't answer my question but looks pozzed. Thanks for the heads up!

>>17862165
I buy a little every day. Dollar Cost Averaging. My portfolio is bleeding heavily right now but when this turns around it'll be green as fuck.

>>17862332
I feel like everything just follows the major indices nowadays.

>>17862215
Buy SNSS

>>17862218
A reverse split only consolidates shares owned by the company correct? Not the shares owned by investors.

kek, yeah bailouts are on the way. already said its a happening. my question; ok, we're over 1 trillion in debt (U.S govt), spent millions on virus related aid, spent 1.5 trillion to keep the market from tanking (didn't work), and now are going to spend millions more on bailouts. How the fuck is any of this gonna get paid for plus fund the rest of the Govt? Just create the money outta thin air? Print 100's by the stack from the printing press till the paper/ink runs out?

I bought TQQQ for tomorrow's death spasm. Then i'll switch back to SQQQ again for Wednesday's bloodbath. Good luck, frens.

>>17862237
Dude they expire friday, take any profit you can from them

last 2 weeks skewing my graph too much

>>17862371
I'm looking at it, maybe if it drop a bit more. People will still fly when this is all over.

>>17861278
>+1

U gotta grab the BVLL by the horns

BVLL markets are made, brick by brick, stone by stone, mile by mile, shekel by shekel

Bears dump quickly and run off to a cave to hibernate

euro fag here

should i buy the dip? solvay mainly

Mods , pls if you read this - if Dow collapse for at least 2 breakers tomorow put Bobo on first page
It will be his board from now

>>17862468
They buy out outlier shares, aka shares owned by small investors (normal people). You have to take whatever they're worth during the reverse split, so it could force you to cash out down.

>>17862268
or>>17862137

>>17862480
here's the answer bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU

>>17862518
fellow eurofag here, why would you do that here? on what basis do you see recovery

>>17862480
EVEN MORE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17862259
violence

>>17862305
they will get bailed out.

>>17862518
bro, France just went on lockdown with military on the streets. read the mood here.

>Just started coughing a little bit

Goodbye everyone, short the market down to the last stock in my memory

What's this pattern called?

>>17861532
Which is true but not what anyone with calls wanted to hear.

>>17862555
if you dont buy know when DO you buy? expecting a full economic recession for years?

also thinking of buying shell

>>17862570
This, so much this. LOL! Did you get that from /r/investing?

>>17862463
There's too much institutional money. Everything is SO overbought that the market basically rises and falls as a unit now, with only moderate differences between industries and individual stocks. Some fat boomer for some pension fund has basically two buttons in front of him: BUY ALL and SELL ALL. And that's all he does every day, hit those buttons.

>>17862600
strong lockdown measures will be seen as a good sign, not bad

>>17862180

GUSH is a x3 Inverse ETF. Guess what happens if it goes down 33%.....

WTI ALL TIME INFLATION ADJUSTED LOW IS $19

WTI ALL TIME INFLATION ADJUSTED LOW IS $19

THE NOMINAL LOW WAS $10

>>17862610
"The greedy jew who gets his due".

>>17862480
>Just create the money outta thin air? Print 100's by the stack from the printing press till the paper/ink runs out?
see:
>>17861338
>>17861449
>>17861574
>>17861930
>>17861933

Germany is tumbling down
>>17862020
>>17862050

>>17862128
see:
>>17862216
OR
>>17862480
>Just create the money outta thin air? Print 100's by the stack from the printing press till the paper/ink runs out?

>>17862259
Unadulterated violence

>>17862603

Not a problem brother, we'll tribute the finest cattle we can slaughter with our shorts and puts.

>>17862268
>boomer ratios

>>17862639
no, it really won't

>>17862610

Jerome's Magic Carpet Ride

>>17862613
i actually bough calls on royal dutch today as well, not sure it was a smart move but lets see, i would probably wait for the week if not more to start buying, although at this point i only trade

>>17862610
>AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wtf happened to KTOS?

>>17862613
when you see it leveling off and people calling for end of quarantines since it passed

>>17862600
Links?

>>17862620
I just fucking knew this shitty meme was reddit

>>17862603
Dutchfag here. I was tested positive 6 days ago. I was a little sick for 2-3 days but have been pretty much asymptomatic for the past 48 hours. If you’re old or a fat slob you will most likely be fine

who has the fed injection numbers saved?

>>17862610
"Haha he bought the top"

>>17862610
cat falling to its death

>>17862505
I want to buy American Airlines since it's cheaper. I was hoping it would go below 10 dollars but today it went up by 9%.

>>17862672
Buffett is silent generation, Munger is greatest generation.

>>17861329

>>17862620
sauce plx?

>>17862570
b a s a d o m u c h o

>>17862530
>+1

>>17862600
sauce plx?

>>17862610
supreme g force

>>17862715
so you expect the markets to keep crashing for another month or 3?

>>17862610
the end of america

>>17862708
Damnit that was on my shopping list, didn't see it that low

Speculation

What if dollars and electronic dollars are split into 2 different currencies?
Was that the plan?
Direct deposit was a Jewish scam

>>17862600
They are seizing mask manufacturers in Spain and implemented a curfew. Military in the streets

>>17862798
Depends on how bad the virus is, how many people die from the scare and what the political fallout of this slaughter is.

YANG GANG
>YANG GANG
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pls give me advice guys

>>17861331
THIS

>>17862798
It's only going to get worse, the virus hasn't even started and people are on the brink of losing it.

>>17862463
That's how it always goes when the market is throwing a hissy fit. Works both directions, too. Market pumps hard everything pumps hard even if it's shit.

>>17862732
Somebody here made it, and then some faggot brought it over there, just like everything else thats funny on the internet

>>17862847
We're fucked for the foreseeable future and stocks are only going to keep dumping, abandon your long positions already

>>17862768
I don't really know anything about airlines so I'll probably buy a bit of several. Also putting a good amount into Berkshire because they've been undervalued even before the drop.

>>17862798
i expect 2 weeks to 1 month but it will slow down at most we it goes down 20% more

>>17862620
No you fucking retard there is a thread with it as stating gif

FASTER FELLAS WE NEED MORE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17862847

Why did you think SPY would go to 288 by the end of the month?

>>17862847
hmmm maybe dont buy calls in a bear market u fucking moron

guys last week i bought some mid april expiry puts on a european regional ETFs and a few restaurant and food supply stocks that i think are going to eat shit like BYND and GIS. But i've only doubled my money and i'm wondering if going out that long and not being exposed to short-term options is retarded. Should i do spreads on short term puts as well or am i being dumb and greedy.

>>17862847
stop being a bullcuck in a bear market

So Feds put in $1.5 trillion dollars to this?
Was it more than that? Is all of it in now?

Truly this is amazing

>>17862737
I trust you coofed on all the boomers you know? It's your duty to spread the virus so we can all profit from our puts and 3x inverse ETFs

>Halfway to black tuesday
Amazing times we're living in.

>>17861764
>Holy shit, how much do people order from them? Jesus
Enough to shut your local shops

So when do we buy?

>>17862866
So stop. The meme was never funny to begin with. Now reddit has it.
>>17862888
Reddit

>>17862912
muh dick

>>17862846
SO YOU ASSHOLES CAN JUST SIT THERE AND ENJOY FREE MONEY?! FUCK THAT. I will personally text Trump and tell him to only give $1000 to working americans, watch me.

>>17862864
>>17862841

most countries are starting to take strong measures wich will be seen positively by the market

>>17862846
Thats so dumb, everyone who dosen't live pay check to pay check is just going to sit on it

>>17862912

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We in the history books now, lads

>>17862847

Thanks for keeping the market liquid, I'll send you a thank you note on april 1st. Oh and by the way.charge your fucking phone

>>17862866
Can confirm this. I once posted something on a particular board and it got called out on being from reddit, despite me making it especially for all my best friends on that particular board. I hate reddit.

how to know when to buy 101

>>17862846
>money printer goes brrrrrr
>can go some buy more guns while doing literally nothing
based

>>17862949
Why not buy in chunks every 10% dip?

>>17861213
The nothingburger narrative is already forming.

>>17862911
They put an additional $500 billion in today.

>>17862610

>>17862912
We truly are blessed to live in such amazing times. I wish I had been investing full bore in volatility plays.

>>17862847
Sell them for a loss, buy SPY puts and break even.

>>17862912
so tomorrow will likely be red again.

>>17862964
Youre a retard

>>17862970
I wonder what it will be called.
Black Monday II is too unimaginative.

>>17862968
People who don't live paycheck to paycheck are probably not struggling at all right now. I work remotely as a software dev so this is a positive change for me, no more shitty commute to work in a noisy, drafty open office. I get to work from my comfy apartment.

I went to the store today, was nice and empty now that the regular folk have hunkered down and ran out of spending money.

>>17862912

>point gains

Meh, it's not that impressive. Percentage losses are impressive.

>>17862890
i'm holding on a rally tomrrow

Who edited this??? Kek

>>17863046
The Future You Chose day

The fact that there is bailouts points to this being an absolutely corrupt and socialist country. Trump and the Fed may want bailouts under the guise of "economic stability" but the real question is to look at how they themselves are affected.

Americans work for dollars which are controlled by the Federal Reserve. The fact that they think the markets are even somewhat free shows that they are extremely mislead and lack understanding. America IS a socialist country and one of the WORST ones to be in by my understanding. At least in other socialistic countries you see some return on your taxes. In America? Welfare, poor budgetary decisions by government, higher taxes, bailouts, etc. etc. The list goes on. American's labors are being exploited and stolen and realistically other options are what I'm looking at. I like America. I grew up here. But a sinking ship is a sinking ship. Under no circumstance should ANY company be bailed out for being levered up too much. The bailout DOES produce economic stability but at WHAT cost?

The Fed clearly states it's purpose is to keep the economy stable, maximize employment, etc etc. It does NOT state that it's mission is to benefit the working/producing class. The country is dying and the bandaids are only prolonging it's death. You can have maximum employment and people working 2-3 jobs just to get by. You can have a "stable" economy with people living paycheck to paycheck. The American dream is being murdered by those who run it, and their darkened thinking has created long term issues for this country.

I myself am upset as AAL was negative 200:1 debt to equity. Meaning the equity there is, there is a great amount owed. The fact that the government and politicians think they should be bailed out is absolutely reprehensible, abhorrent, and a complete disregard for what is just and what is right. Unholy and devilish in every way. People don't need the dollar to live. We don't need credit or debt to get by.

Is Uber going to 0?

>>17861445
>this downturn must be comparable to the two worst in history

false comparison my dude but i think we're headed for more down.

I sold SQQQ for $31 at close
bought at $22
was that a stupid move to sell today though?

Be real with me
Is Boeing dead?

>>17862912
That doesn't look right. Past crashes have had days with larger moves. Is this 2020 only?

>>17863030
Oh certainty.

>>17861449
We need an edit where it's an Asian, euro, canadian, and jpow cranking printers

>>17863102
us govt won't let it die

>>17863096
There is nothing wrong with realizing gains. You will never call the top or bottom. Look for a dead cat bounce tomorrow to get back in

>>17862984
>buying guns instead of of gun factories

>>17863064
Judging from the edit history, I'm guessing you.

>>17863118
But it's lost so much value and the brand is worth nothing anymore

Is now the time for fear?

>>17863096
Theres a chance it'll run for a brief period tomorrow and then die.

>>17863096
>is it stupid to make money and wait for news for tomorrow

>>17863118
Nobody is going to trust Boeing anymore. They damaged their reputation irreparably.

>>17863058
Ah. There's the complete list. Nevermind.

>>17863132
Hey if you need some one to work in your gun factory let me know. Accustomed to heavy production labor.

>>17863058
>In the span of 4 days we had the 10th largest percentage gain, and the 5th and 2nd largest percentage drops

>>17863096

You made $9, that's $9 more than everyone that lost money or did nothing.

>>17863118
>>17863102
time to invest in the war economy lads, it's the only way the US is going to recover

>>17863147
No, that began last week

>>17863132
nah bro I'm gonna be bathing in milsurps cause all the boomers are ded

>>17863187
new thread
>>17863187
new thread
>>17863187
new thread
>>17863187
new thread
>>17863187
new thread

>>17863165
How

>>17862216
That will explode the prices of houses, forests & everything else solid. Don't do it. t. Europoor is the situation mentioned.

Imagine knowing what ur doing

>>17863102
If Boeing after all the shit that has happened to them before didn't thrown them over the brink you bet your ass it will find a way to survive Corona as well.

>>17863057
Thats what I mean, It's not going to solve anything

>>17862289
you think people are stocking up on pens and paper working from home you fucking retard? Everything can be done on computer.

>>17863147

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!

>>17863141
Not me tbqh

But I made my day

>>17863077
The fact that the government has pushed for continual self expansion at the expense of the people who support it has shown it's true intentions. It no longer supports good and Trump is a crook all the more for it.

The thing about evil is, if you don't address it right away, it continues to grow and fester like mold. We got to see that firsthand in 2008. But airlines? They aren't even that economically essential. Even Jeff Bezo was said to have been attempting to contact officials, probably for some support. It's dead and dying and these people have exhibited no regard for the lives of their workers.

This is too much and enough. The day of the boomer will likely last another 15 years and we will be all the worse off for it. Time to put up or leave, or accept your future being peddled to "swine". Disgusting.

>>17863073
I really fucking like this, nice job anon

>>17862875
Airlines investment is for billionaires who wish to become millionaire

>>17863200
They built a plane that didn't fly that they knew would have about 15 or so fatal crashes. This is because they didn't want to spend money in creating a new plane and instead buy their own stock.

There was only one thing stopping this new plane from falling out of the sky, and they outsourced it to poos. It failed, had 2 back to back fatal air crashes, lied about it, then had their planes grounded.

Once grounded, people discovered that there were another 10 or so potentially fatal issues and as such it's grounded indefinitely.

>>17861290
No idea, but how do you make webm's from CNBC?

>>17861278
You're like a seagull thats a bit miffed its dropped the chips it nicked m8

>>17861959
1/3 cash to pay loan. hang on to 1/3 cash in case corona chan fucks you in the ass. let the other third ride.

>>17863064
JANNY ARE YOU OK

>>17863058
Wow the '08 recession isn't even in the top 10 anymore for largest percentage loss.

>>17863077
It's socialism for banks, and capitalism for average people

>>17862031
>>17862075
I'm not form the UK, but this looks quite illegal.
Attempts to use a pandemic to profit will not be taken lightly, specially if things go far south.
I will consider this is just someone wanting revenge against the owner of this Twitter because reasons, no one would be dumb enough to post such a thing.

>>17861445
Yep. Dow to around 800-1200, depending on how Americans handle the situation (capitulation vs can-do attitude). Most crashes go to around 50% of the market-cap-to-gdp *average*. (total US market was at 155% of the average 2 months ago)

>>17862128
But it is working, sorta.
Imagine how things would be now without it...

>>17861905
I honestly think there might not be very many pumps left. And I would expect a lockdown of a city next week and potentially shutting down the market during that period of time. Of course, people will freak the fuck out when market gets switched back on, half of them being without a job. :/

>>17862847
double down and hope for a repeat on friday, kys, or buy puts.

>>17863118
Nigga the US government is about to be dead itself

Planes were gonna be obsolete soon anyway

>>17863567
>Janny
I wish

>Are you ok
I got food, water, fuel and firewood for several weeks, alongside my other prep. And should everything go down, I have enough ammo to acquire more supplies.

I just fucking win.

>>17863058
Still pretty jokerfied

>>17862847
dont invest what you cant afford to lose