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>> No.17858559

>>17858543
first for end of ZOGmerica.

>> No.17858560

stop fucking selling

>> No.17858565

first for closing at -11

>> No.17858580
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17858580

post yfw you were betting on team bear

>> No.17858582
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17858582

>"poo poo, but also pee pee, many are saying"

WTF BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858584

>>17858543
ITS OVER

>> No.17858587
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17858587

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858585

BACK DOWN TO -2700
BACK DOWN TO -2700
BACK DOWN TO -2700
BACK DOWN TO -2700
BACK DOWN TO -2700

>> No.17858592
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17858592

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE
INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV INSIDE

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 2009
A DECADE LATER NOW I CRY
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE
INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV INSIDE

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 2009
A DECADE LATER NOW I CRY
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
I FEEL SO DEAD INSIDE
I THINK I WANNA DIE
I THINK I WANNA CRY
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME BACK TO 2009
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME BACK TO 2009

>> No.17858594

NIRP IMMINENT
>NIRP IMMINENT
NIRP IMMINENT
>NIRP IMMINENT
NIRP IMMINENT
>NIRP IMMINENT
NIRP IMMINENT
>NIRP IMMINENT
NIRP IMMINENT
>NIRP IMMINENT
NIRP IMMINENT
>NIRP IMMINENT
NIRP IMMINENT
>NIRP IMMINENT

>> No.17858599

JUST WOKE UP WHAT HAPPENED AAH

>> No.17858600
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17858600

who /comfy/ here watching the world collapse?

>> No.17858603

>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST

>> No.17858604

WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?
>WHY ARE THEY WEARING FULL BODY CBRN SUITS?

>> No.17858605

>>17858565
It's closing at -13 LMAO

>> No.17858606

this shits going to get pumped tomorrow isnt it?

>> No.17858607
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17858607

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

>> No.17858608

JUST CLOSE IT ALREADY,STOP THE BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858609

THIS IS THE END
MY ONLY FRIEND, THE END

>> No.17858610

HOLY SHIT HELP ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17858614

Why did I waste my money on puts when I could have just but TVIX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17858616

>UNLOADED MY SQQQ
>UNLOADED MY SQQQ
>UNLOADED MY SQQQ
>UNLOADED MY SQQQ
I'm cashing out /biz/

>> No.17858615

DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>DIRECT QUOTE FROM POTUS:
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>> No.17858620

I dont care about economy I just like red arrow going down

>> No.17858619
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17858619

STOP DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858621

so whats trump saying

>> No.17858622

>Since two weeks ago I've more than tripled my portfolio
Fuck I never knew I could be so excited about a recession.

>> No.17858623

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

>> No.17858624
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17858624

>> No.17858625

>>17858543
19K SOON

>> No.17858626

STOP SELLING

>> No.17858631

>>17858543
NOOOOOOO
HELP MEEEEEEE

>> No.17858632

>>17858604
PROTECTION!
BUT NOT FROM THE VIRUS

>> No.17858636

Should I buy calls?

>> No.17858637

That's fucking Trading right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging playing safe by sitting 30 year long index bullshit. Men puke, men shit their pants, men jump from office windows as the DOW implodes, men delivering their new born baby on the trading floor. Fucking hard core dick in the ass margin calls, and liquidations.

>> No.17858641

>JULY OR AUGUST
shit

>> No.17858646

KEEP GOING
KEEP GOING
KEEP GOING
KEEP GOING
KEEP GOING

>> No.17858647
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17858647

So many stocks on sale, based trump MAGA!

>> No.17858648

could he made it any worse

>> No.17858650
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17858650

>>17858543
SQQQ? Thats cute

>> No.17858649

>>17858543
>>17858597

>>17858597

BUY TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIGH TEST SALES COMING!

>> No.17858651
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17858651

>-12%

FASTER YOU RETARDED BOOMER

>> No.17858653

>>17858605
ISN'T THAT HISTORICALLY LOW?

>> No.17858656

not buying at (today's) bottom, going to wait for green tomorrow to roll into more puts and sqqq

>> No.17858658

real panic selling hours

>> No.17858659
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17858659

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>> No.17858661
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17858661

DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
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DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
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DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K
>DAY ENDS AT SUB 20K

>> No.17858662
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17858662

PUMP IS OVERHEATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858664

>>17858592
You deserve a (you).

>> No.17858665

>>17858543
i have $10000 on hold boys what do i hold overnight?

>> No.17858667
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17858667

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17858666
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17858666

>>17858543
2 hands on bottle time

>> No.17858670
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17858670

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>> No.17858669

2750
2750
2750
2750
2750

>> No.17858673

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ORANGE MAN SAVE ME

>> No.17858672
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17858672

FUTURES ARE -12%
AFTERMAKERT MOVES WILL CRASH TOMORROW, 2 SECOND BREAKERS, IT'S OVER WE ARE NOT GETTING OUT THIS TIME

>> No.17858675

I only masturbated once today, but cam 5 times today thanks to the Happenings.
I love dead corona bodies in the streets, especially the grannies.

>> No.17858676

>-12%
YOU FUCKING WHAT

>> No.17858677

>>17858606
To fool the retards

>> No.17858679
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17858679

>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>> No.17858681

-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%

>> No.17858685

Being a bull right now isn't even funny, it's absolutely retarded.

>> No.17858687

>>17858650
pne

>> No.17858688

Hold sqqq over night or cash out?

>> No.17858690

OHHHHH IM COOOOOOMING

>> No.17858691
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17858691

>>17858543
ahhhh

>> No.17858695
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17858695

AND SO SALLY CAN WAIT
SHE'S KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE AS WERE WALKING ON BY
HER SOUL SLIDES AWAY
BUT DON'T LOOK BACK IN AnGER I HEARD YOU SAY

>> No.17858696
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17858696

The market will be at record highs once Corona shit is over and before the election in November

We've had 2,000 point gains for no fucking reason these past two weeks so there's no reason to believe it won't shoot back up quickly. Screencap this.

>> No.17858698
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17858698

IVE HURT MYSELF TODAY

>> No.17858697

-12%
-12%
-12%

>> No.17858700

>>17858647
-12
>-12
-12
>-12-12
>-12-12
>-12-12
>-12-12
>-12

>> No.17858701
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17858701

>>17858543
SPY under $200 by end of month.

>> No.17858702
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17858702

>>17858650

>> No.17858703

13.5% Russel 2000

>> No.17858705

>12%
IT'S OVER

>> No.17858707

Everything's trading like the biggest economic report of the year just came out except nothing is calming down.

>> No.17858709

12!!!!!!!!

>> No.17858710

>>17858623
put tqqq

>> No.17858715

>Do you have the number?
>N-no
SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17858716

12
12
12
12
12
12

>> No.17858719
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17858719

DOW SUB 20,000 COMING IN HOT

>> No.17858721

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

FUCK I CAN'T AFFORD SPY PUTS SOMEONE RECOMMEND ME A CHEAPER STOCK TO PUT

>> No.17858725
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17858725

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>> No.17858728
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17858728

DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%
DJIA -12%
>DJIA -12%

>> No.17858733

>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12

>> No.17858734
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17858734

-12%
>-12%
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-12%
>-12%

>> No.17858736

>>17858641
DON'T FORGET YOU'RE HERE FOREVER (PROBABLY) ANON

>> No.17858738

>-12%
it's over

>> No.17858739

>>17858637
stfu cub

>> No.17858740
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17858740

Hey guys, how are the markets to... my word!

>> No.17858741
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17858741

>>17858621
>load up on ammo and canned foods
>prepare for roving bandit tribes until august

>> No.17858742
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17858742

He's smiling anon

>> No.17858743
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17858743

HERE WE GO

>> No.17858744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

>> No.17858745

>>17858637
Hell yeah brother. It's murder on the floor down there. Bet you anything theres gonna be first fights and blood and beer all over wall street. Fuckin A this is a man's market now

>> No.17858746

WE'RE GONNA HIT A BREAKER BEFORE CLOSE

>> No.17858747

>>17858543
When will the based orange man save the economy?

>> No.17858749
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17858749

>>17858636
YES BUY CALLS ON TEST KITS AND LABS ARE YOU FUCKING WATCHING THE NEWS OR WHAT IDIOT

>>17858597

>>17858597

>>17858597

>> No.17858748

1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS 1 MILLION TESTS

WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED WE ARE SAVED

>> No.17858750

>>17858650
god damn I was stupid for not just putting everythign in this

>> No.17858752

>>17858604
Because it's all that's left, protocol can go fuck itself, this is war bucko. France full lockdown for 15 days. Reforms stopped. 300 billion unlocked to super dead shops.

It's happening.

>> No.17858755

BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP
>BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP
BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP
>BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP
BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP
>BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP
BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP
>BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP

>> No.17858757

Sava needs to drop down more

>> No.17858760
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17858760

IT'S OVER

>> No.17858762

ALL THREE BREAKERS WILL BE TRIPPED ASAP TOMORROW
BLOODY TUESDAY WILL BE COMING

>> No.17858764

>>17858696
Are you fucking retarded? The bubble has popped, there is no going back up. The financial system was in worse shape than it was in 2008, the virus was just the trigger.

>> No.17858765

>>17858649
priced in you fucking retard you deserve to lose it all

>> No.17858767
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17858767

-12%

>> No.17858772

we're going for the 3rd highest stock market percentage loss.

>> No.17858775

You dumb fucks its past the time, no breaker until 20%

>> No.17858777

Russel touching -13

>> No.17858778

>DONT GET THE TEST

>> No.17858780

TWELVE PERCENT

>> No.17858779

>>17858696
SHORT ON THE WAY DOWN LONG ON THE WAY UP

>> No.17858782

KEEP DUMPING
>KEEP DUMPING
KEEP DUMPING
>KEEP DUMPING
KEEP DUMPING
>KEEP DUMPING
KEEP DUMPING
>KEEP DUMPING

>> No.17858783
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17858783

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17858785
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17858785

2800

2800

2800

>> No.17858787

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17858788

Tomorrow might not bounce. We're only getting more and more bad news. People don't actually have hope anymore, especially since Trump confirmed that the recovery isn't happening for months. Tomorrow is flatline at best.

>> No.17858790

Shorts will cover 2 minutes before we close and we we'll rocket up.

>> No.17858793
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17858793

>>17858755
BUT WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW

>> No.17858794

>>17858762
it's gonna be an entire week of blood isn't it

>> No.17858795

START PRINTING NOW

>> No.17858798

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17858805

>>17858565
Oh we closing at 12% anon LOL

>> No.17858803

I LITERALLY JUST DUMPED MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS

>> No.17858810

>>17858696
You think yourself as some kind of philosopher but it's common fucking knowledge, the greater the recession the greater the recovery.

>> No.17858811

>i think i can speak for the professionals
we're gonna hit 19k today aren't we

>> No.17858813

>DON'T GET TESTED

lolfuckingl

>> No.17858815

>The United States of America as we know it, is over. I'm signing out for the final time, may God have mercy on our souls.
Jesus Christ Trump

>> No.17858822

OH JESUS

>> No.17858823

>>17858665
Cash

>> No.17858824
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17858824

HO
LEE
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>> No.17858826
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17858826

3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
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>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
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>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
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>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
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>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER
>3RD LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER

>> No.17858828

>>17858637
yes

>> No.17858827
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17858827

>>17858764
>The financial system was in worse shape than it was in 2008

No it isn't

>> No.17858830
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17858830

Goddamn I'm so glad I cashed out a couple weeks ago lmao

>> No.17858835

>>17858721
VXX Calls

>> No.17858836
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17858836

GUYS IM SCARED. IM FUCKING SCARED GUYS.

>> No.17858837

>dont get tested

Donald trump.

>> No.17858839

Back at the day's low.

>> No.17858845

>all those people who thought it was over on friday

>> No.17858846

Can we make -3000?

>> No.17858848

>>17858794
More like an entire month. Get ready for the bloodbath.

>> No.17858850

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY NOTHING

>> No.17858851
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17858851

TOTAL MASSACREEEEEEE

>> No.17858852

-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%
-12.5%
>-12.5%

>> No.17858853
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17858853

>>17858793
BI
BLI
CAL

>> No.17858854

13.8%

13.8%

Russel 2000

>> No.17858856

>>17858691
FASTER!

>> No.17858857

-12% IS THE BOTTOM
GET IN BULLS!!!!
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17858858

2900?
2900?
2900?
2900?
2900?

>> No.17858859

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BIBLICAL

>> No.17858860
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17858860

>BULL MARKET CANCELLED
BULL MARKET CANCELLED
>BULL MARKET CANCELLED
BULL MARKET CANCELLED
>BULL MARKET CANCELLED
BULL MARKET CANCELLED
>BULL MARKET CANCELLED
BULL MARKET CANCELLED
>BULL MARKET CANCELLED
BULL MARKET CANCELLED
>BULL MARKET CANCELLED
BULL MARKET CANCELLED
>BULL MARKET CANCELLED
BULL MARKET CANCELLED

GET DABED ON YOU FUCKING NIGGER PERMABULLS

>> No.17858862

>He can't even describe the test
HE DIDNT TAKE IT LOL

>> No.17858866

TRUMP YOU'RE SCARING THEM AWAY FROM THE TEST YOU FUCK

>> No.17858867

OH GOD NEW LOW

>> No.17858868

I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE

>> No.17858871
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17858871

PULL YOUR FUCKING MONEY NOW BANKS ARE GOING INSOLVENT

>> No.17858872
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17858872

>BEARCHADS UNITE!

>> No.17858873

>>17858665
just watch the 5 minutes and scalp the fuck out

>> No.17858874
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17858874

NOOOOOO

>> No.17858877

>>17858748
BUY DGX!!!! BUY LH!!! BUY TEST LABS AND TEST MAKERS!!! QGEN TO THE MOON

>> No.17858879
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17858879

THIRTEEN THIRTEEN HOLY FUCK

>> No.17858880
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17858880

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
12.29

>> No.17858882

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.17858883

>>17858826
1987 IS SAFE ANON... RIGHT?

>> No.17858885

>>17858826
We're aiming for spot number 2, check'em

>> No.17858886
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17858886

IT NEVER ENDS

>> No.17858888
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17858888

SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858889

>D O N T GET THE TEST

AAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGG

>> No.17858890

It’s over 3000 and rising!!

>> No.17858891

>>17858600
Never thought beign a poorfag is a good thing in times of crisis.

Let the /comf/ flow bear boi

>> No.17858892

>>17858826
ATTENTION ALL!
WE ARE NOW IN 1929 LEVELS OF DROP!
EVERYTHING IS FINE!
DO NOT PANIC!

>> No.17858893

MODS PLEASE PLAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17858895
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17858895

>> No.17858897
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17858897

>>17858543
OH MY GOD MY SAVINGS

SOME ONE HOLD ME PLEASE

I WAS THINKING MONDAY WAS GREEN AND HAD 17K IN TQQQ
FUCK

ME

OH MY GOD

>> No.17858898

>>17858862
THIS

>> No.17858901
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17858901

Who here /VIX/?

>> No.17858904

CAN WE GET TO 3K??????

>> No.17858905
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17858905

-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13

>> No.17858906
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17858906

WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929
WORSE THAN 1929
>WORSE THAN 1929

>> No.17858907

>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13
>13
13

>> No.17858908
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17858908

START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>START THE PUMPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>> No.17858909

LMAO

>> No.17858911

2ND LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP EVER

>> No.17858912

>>17858605
Called it =3

>> No.17858913

>>17858857
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU'RE RETARDED
>YOU'RE RETARDED

>> No.17858914
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17858914

2975

>> No.17858918
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17858918

HERE COMES THE CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17858920

-3000
>-3000
-3000
>-3000
-3000
>-3000
-3000
>-3000
-3000
>-3000
-3000
>-3000
-3000
>-3000
-3000
>-3000

>> No.17858922
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17858922

We're all sons of bitches now

>> No.17858919

>>17858862
>Coff cofff yes thest is negativCOFF COFF

>> No.17858923

PAST GREAT CRASH I REPEAT PAST GREAT CRASH

>> No.17858924

-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13

>> No.17858926

Holy shit we're gonna end on the 2nd largest percentage drop for the DOW
Nice

>> No.17858927

CLOSE THE MARKET CLOSE IT ALREADY YOU FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858925

3000
3000
3000
3000

>> No.17858928

-3000 POINT??????
NO WAY RIGHT ???

>> No.17858929

>>17858904
The more he talks the lower it gets

>> No.17858931
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17858931

>13%
13%
>13%
13%
>13%
13%
>13%
13%
>13%
13%
>13%
13%
>13%
13%
>13%
13%

WTF

>> No.17858934

Oh my God

>> No.17858935

Oh it was a test, a scary unc-c-comfortable test there was some strong testing, they had doctors and they tested me don't waste the tests

>> No.17858937
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17858937

>>17858883

>> No.17858938

>>17858826
2nd
>You best start believing etc etc

>> No.17858939

TOP DOCTOR OF AMERICA SAYS MILLENNIALS ARE GOING TO LEAD US THROUGH THIS CRISIS


WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!

>> No.17858940

>>17858543
Ho Lee Phuk

-12.5 %, America is finished!

>> No.17858941

>>17858882
HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!

>> No.17858943

13!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17858944

-13%
>-13%
-13%
>-13%
-13%
>-13%
-13%
>-13%
-13%
>-13%

>> No.17858947

>>17858827
You're an actual retard. All we did after 2008 is pump in money and make the bubble worse. This isn't even debatable. The system is in orders of magnitude worse than it was in 2008 it isn't even comparable.

>> No.17858945

GO, CORONA-CHAN, GO! YOU CAN DO IT! 19K!! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!!

>> No.17858948
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17858948

BULLS ARE YOU OK?
BULLS ARE YOU OK?

>> No.17858949

13 % gang 13 % gang 13 % gang 13 % gang 13 % gang 13 % gang

>> No.17858950

>-13 HOLY FUCK

>> No.17858954
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17858954

>> No.17858955
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17858955

>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13

>> No.17858956

>>17858743
>NOW JUST 2,000

>> No.17858957

DOW - FUCKING 3000

>> No.17858961
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17858961

>>17858691

>> No.17858965
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17858965

FUCK
AMERICA

>> No.17858971

20,000
0
,
0
0
0

>> No.17858970

OH MY GOD

>> No.17858973
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17858973

>> No.17858974

Historic.

>> No.17858975
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17858975

ITS HITTING 13 % SELL GUYS SELL FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>> No.17858977

>>17858886
Pirate golden age was the best time to be alive imo.

>> No.17858978
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17858978

>-3000

>> No.17858979

CAN'T WAIT TO KEEP BUYING
WOOOOOO

>> No.17858980
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17858980

ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT TO #2?!?!?!

>> No.17858982

>>17858928
TURN THE MARKET OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17858983

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK

>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13
-13
>-13

>> No.17858985

BASED TRUMP. Saving the economy once again!

>> No.17858987

NASDAQ BELOW 7K

>> No.17858990

WE'RE GOING DOWN TO 19K HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A FUCKING BLODBATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17858992

ITS OVER 3000 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17858994
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17858994

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STOCKERINOS

>> No.17858995

>>17858543
20,182.30-3,003.32 (-12.95%)
As of 3:57PM EDT. Market open.

>> No.17858996

Go 19XXXXX
DO IT

>> No.17858997

Trump will lose the election to a damp cloth if the market keeps crashing.

>> No.17858998

>almost didn't buy more SPXU
whew that was close

>> No.17859001

CRASHING THIS ECONOMY

>> No.17858999
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17858999

WHAT A HISTORIC TRUMP PUMP
1929 LEVELS OF PUMP

>> No.17859000

UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K

>> No.17859002

3000 WTF

>> No.17859003
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17859003

DING DONG DING DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG

>> No.17859004

AHHHHHH COME ONE GO DOWN

>> No.17859005

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN 4CHAN IS ALLOWED TO ELECT A PRESIDENT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17859006

>Loaded up on puts
>Now seriously considering that the market is over-reacting, tomorrow will be green (by a small percent, but still green) and I'll get bogged

>> No.17859007
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17859007

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17859009
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17859009

-13%
>-13%
-13%
>-13%
-13%
>-13%
-13%
>-13%
-13%
>-13%

>> No.17859010

>>17858883
They completely shut shit down before that % nowadays. 1987 is permasafe. If we hit second it will be the worst attainable drop on record.

>> No.17859013

-13% @ -3053

>> No.17859015

SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET TRUMP
MY FUCKING SAVINGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17859017

19K HERE WE FUCKING GO

>> No.17859018

ONE MINUTE TO CLOSE

CAN WE REACH -13.5???

>> No.17859019

VIX FUCKING 80
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17859020
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17859020

>>17858961
MOMMY MY MONEY NUUUU

>> No.17859022

>>17858980
YUP - 13 %

>> No.17859023

19,999??????

>> No.17859024

DAY OF THE PILLOW
DAY OF THE PILLOW
DAY OF THE PILLOW

>> No.17859026
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17859026

I closed my short expecting a 1 day pump tomorrow but seeing the panic mounting I'm beginning to think tomorrow will also be a dump day

>> No.17859027

all he had to do was not fucking talk. what the fuck dude.

>> No.17859029
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17859029

hhehe

>> No.17859031

QUICK RUNDOWN PLS
WHAT DID TRUMP DO NOW
WHAT IS HAPPENING

>> No.17859033

SHAKING LITERALLY SHAKING

>> No.17859036

Ding ding ding ding

>> No.17859037
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17859037

IT'S JUST A FLU? NO, THIS IS THE GREAT DEPRESSION v2

>> No.17859040

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BROKE 20K!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!’

>> No.17859041
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17859041

It's happening

>> No.17859042

BEST FUCKING TIMELINE

>> No.17859043

FUCKING SELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>> No.17859047
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17859047

ITS WORSE THAN 1929 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17859049

"THE MILLENNIALS ARE THERE ONES WHO ARE GOING TO SPREAD IT. PLEASE MILLENNIALS DON'T SPREAD THE 401KORONAVIRIS"

>> No.17859051
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17859051

>>17858543

>> No.17859050
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17859050

>>17859020

>> No.17859052

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glJ17M12YhQ


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glJ17M12YhQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glJ17M12YhQ

>> No.17859053
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17859053

20K IS THE BOTTOM
BUY BITBEAN

>> No.17859057
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17859057

>>17858980
WE'RE ALREADY THERE

>> No.17859059

lol goyim laugh when I said dow bottom is closer to 12k than 20k. Just wait until California and New York are under full quarantine.

>> No.17859061

Yay! We came off the low and - -- FUCK!

>> No.17859062
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17859062

>>17859031
its ogre

>> No.17859063
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17859063

Good job Trump

>> No.17859065

I'm numb. This is not fine.
Yup. Not at all.

>> No.17859066

2nd largest % drop
Largest point drop

>> No.17859067
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17859067

I'D RATE IT A TEN

>> No.17859069
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17859069

>> No.17859070
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17859070

NUMBER
TWO
LARGEST
PERCENTAGE
DROP

>> No.17859071
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17859071

JUST HOLD BRO THE RETURN TO THE MEAN BRO LOL

>> No.17859072
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17859072

ALL OF MY GAINS LOST TO THE WINDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17859073
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17859073

>-3,000

>> No.17859074

T E N

>> No.17859077

REMEMBER TRUMP A MONTH AGO
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

>> No.17859078

>>17858543
Remember where you are tomorrow morning. You want to be able to tell your kids what you were doing when the dow went back under 20,000 forever.

>> No.17859080
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17859080

3000 POINTS DOWNW WHA T FUCK TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.17859082

Keep buying
I'ts going to be great

>> No.17859083

-3000.6
-3000.6
-3000.6
-3000.6
-3000.6
-3000.6

>> No.17859084

12.94

>> No.17859085

-13.23%

>> No.17859086

-3,000 points. 13% drop. The largest single day drop in history.

>> No.17859089

−3000.6 (−12.94%)
−3000.6 (−12.94%)
−3000.6 (−12.94%)
−3000.6 (−12.94%)
−3000.6 (−12.94%)

>> No.17859091

>>17859031
ORANGE MAN KILL VIRUS IN AUGUST/JULY

>> No.17859094

we fucking did it bros

>> No.17859097

FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
>FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
>FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
>FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%
>FUCKING LAST MINUTE PUMP TO -12.9%

>> No.17859098

That Pitty Pump at the end. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

>> No.17859104
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17859104

3000 points. Holy shit.

>> No.17859102

>>17859006
It probably will be slightly green. Dont sell your puts though, it will be slightly green and then rest of month will be red.

>> No.17859106

NQ UNDER FUCKING SEVEN THOUSAND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.17859107

>>17859031
He gave up on the stonks he wants to actually lead the country now

>> No.17859112
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17859112

>10
10
>10
10
>10
10
>10

>> No.17859118

I closed all my calls on SQQQ and SPXS.
Did I make a mistake?

>> No.17859119

>>17859037
Mfw millennials give no fuck and murder boomers intentionally through spreading virus

>> No.17859120

>>17858543


-12%
-12%
-12%
-12%

>> No.17859122

HIGHLY INFECTED COUNTRY

>> No.17859123
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17859123

>>17858908
They already started

>> No.17859124

>Trump says no lockdown
>expect a lockdown by Wednesday

>> No.17859125

well i just bought spy calls cause i think we are at the dip

>> No.17859132

CAN THIS RETARDED FAGGOT JUST DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK HOLY SHIT

>> No.17859133
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17859133

Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
When the union's inspiration
Through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater
Anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker
Than the feeble strength of one?
But the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
It is we who plowed the prairies
Built the cities where they trade
Dug the mines and built the workshops
Endless miles of railroad laid
Now we stand outcast and starving
Mid the wonders we have made
But the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
They have taken untold millions
That they never toiled to earn
But without our brain and muscle
Not a single wheel can turn
We can break their haughty power
Gain our freedom when we learn
That the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
In our hands is placed a power
Greater than their hoarded gold
Greater than the might of atoms
Magnified a thousand-fold
We can bring to birth a new world
From the ashes of the old
For the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong

>> No.17859134
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17859134

T E N

>> No.17859137

2999.75
>2999.75
2999.75
>2999.75
2999.75
>2999.75
2999.75
>2999.75
THERE STILL IS AFTER MARKET IT CAN GO UNDER 20K

>> No.17859135

SO WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW ANON?

>> No.17859140

PUMP IS ON AGAIN aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17859141
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17859141

WORSE THAN ANY DAY IN 1929

>> No.17859144
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17859144

Actaive crab-18, PUMP IT

>> No.17859145

DING DING DING
GET READY FOR THE JEWS TO COME OUT AND PLAY

>> No.17859146
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17859146

Lol. My puts went from -50% to like -5% before close. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17859147

2999

So fucking obvious

>> No.17859148

WE ARE FUCKING CLOSING UNDER 20K TONIGHT

>> No.17859149
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17859149

it touched -13% for a moment
fuck me, I remember when -400 points made headlines and now we're seeing -3000

>> No.17859151

>-2999
Yep, not -3000, not -13. Crisis averted. Bull run tomorrow.

>> No.17859152

>>17859031
He talk, stonks go down.

>> No.17859153
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17859153

>Drumpf tells the truth about the virus and that it's very bad and very contagious
NOOO FUCK YOU TRUMP MUH MARKETS!!!!

>Drumpf lies and says it's all okay and will be over with next month
DRUMPFY IS EVIL THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!

>> No.17859155

>>17859102
One can hope. I'm targeting 4/3 expiry

>> No.17859156
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17859156

>-2999

>> No.17859157
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17859157

Tenshi!

>> No.17859158

>>17859125
LMAOOOOO @ UR LIFE

>> No.17859159

lol at the pump to get it below 3k

>> No.17859164
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17859164

>> No.17859168

>>17859077
USA would be Italy right now if he didn't do that

>> No.17859169
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17859169

>>17859097
THE FUCKING FED TOOK AWAY OUR 13% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.17859170

>>17859083
CHECKED

>> No.17859172
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17859172

>> No.17859174

the market isnt fucking stopping wtf it hit 13% ffs STOP ALREADY

>> No.17859176
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17859176

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.02%, apologies to the rat but the wind is blowing. Keeping portfolio in hard neutral for time being, I fully admit I am not capable of trading what seems to be coming down the pipe. Strapped in for full quarantine, sorry I haven't been posting much. Stay safe.

>> No.17859179

>>17858826
Market's closed, it's second largest drop ever now

>> No.17859180

>>17859086
Not true black monday was -20%

>> No.17859181

>2999
>2999
>2999

BULLS BTFO YOU WANTED THAT 3K FAGS AND DIDN'T GET IT.

>> No.17859183
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17859183

GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP
>GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ASAP

>> No.17859185

>>17859135
Dead goyim bounce to 21 000, back to collapse on Wednesday

>> No.17859187

SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART

>> No.17859188

DOW WORST POINT LOSS EVER
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.17859189

>>17859027

HISTORIC

>> No.17859191

>>17859137

They spent billions of dollars to keep it up 0.25 points

>> No.17859194

>>17858826
Come on bobos we can do this! Let's short it to zero!

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COLLECTIVE THOUGHT ESPECIALLY NEGATIVE COLLECTIVE THOUGHT. THIS SHIT IS GONNA REACH ZERO EASY. VISUALIZE IT EVERY DAY IN YOUR MIND AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY I'M NOT KIDDING

>> No.17859195

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS AT LMFAO STEP THE FUCK IN AND BUY THE DIP YOU STUPID RETARDED DIPSHITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17859196

>2999
Fuck this gay system

>> No.17859197

>>17859091
Don't you mean "VIRUS KILL ORANGE MAN IN NOVEMBER"?

>> No.17859198

>>17859118
Depends on your risk tolerance, I'm holding because I think we'll lose another 20% when New York goes under full lockdown, but cashing out now is understandable

>> No.17859199

>>17859168
Jokes on you, USA will be Italy in two weeks

>> No.17859204

>>17859174
Yeah why didn’t it stop?

>> No.17859207

STOP PUMPING FEDNIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

>> No.17859210

>>17859164
saved

>> No.17859211
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17859211

>> No.17859215
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17859215

HOLY FUCK BOIS WE LIVING HISTORY LITERALLY

>> No.17859218

DOES THE BUCK STOP WITH YOU

>> No.17859219
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17859219

Apologize

>> No.17859220

>>17859155
Yeah thats far enough away you will be golden.

>> No.17859222
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17859222

WE ARE OFFICIALY AT THE SECOND WORSE DROP OF ALL TIME

THIS IS GOING IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

>> No.17859225

MARKETWATCH IS OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17859227
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17859227

-2999

fucking kek, is this price baiting at retail?

>> No.17859229

GREEN TOMORROW, LOAD UP ON PUTS

>> No.17859230

>could have just cashed out at EOD and made a quick 1K

Fuck it, holding these puts overnight

>> No.17859234

>>17859097
Probably short calls.

>> No.17859235

S and P -11.99 WTF SO CLOSE

>> No.17859237

>>17859204
No circuit breakers after 3:30.

>> No.17859239

>>17859059
They called me stupid when I said DOW 17,000

>> No.17859240

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS AT LMFAO STEP THE FUCK IN AND BUY THE DIP YOU STUPID RETARDED DIPSHITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17859242

>>17859169
I want it burning. I want it fuckign dead

>> No.17859243

>>17859204
No circuit breakers last 20 mins of market hours

>> No.17859247

BLAME CANADA!

>> No.17859258

SHAK, GAP, PLNT, SBUX

any other good shorts?

>> No.17859266
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17859266

>>17859222
CHECKED

>> No.17859268

>>17859240
Based

>> No.17859270

>>17859168
You dumb? Italy was among the first countries to stop China flights

>> No.17859276

>>17858939

kek

>> No.17859277
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17859277

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE BOOMERS

>> No.17859280

>>17859198
I've been betting on NY for a little while, they should announce it any day now.
I might get back in tomorrow if we're green.

>> No.17859281

BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS BUY THE DIP NIGGERS

>> No.17859285

>-12.9 back up from -13
BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>> No.17859288

"DUDE JUST BUY THE DIP LMFAO STONKS ONLY GO UP. ITS A BEAR TRAP"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17859291

BLACK MONDAY

>> No.17859298

>>17859225
Exit scam confirmed

>> No.17859299

>>17859172
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17859305

Are you guys ready to live under socialism now or are we going to have to have another over -10% day?

>> No.17859307

>>17859291
this is not black monday anymore, this is blood red mondy

>> No.17859314

We're just back to early 2016 valuations. The crash hasn't even really started.

>> No.17859315
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17859315

FUCK YOU TRUMP
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.17859316

>>17859176
Up 37% with UVXY pop at the open and Shorting the Dow all day.

>> No.17859318

>>17859229
It might actually be red again, shit is hitting the fan, Dow at 15k by Friday

>> No.17859322

>>17858543

400 posts BEFORE ARCHIVE

WHO /comfy/

>> No.17859323

>>17859240
Hahahaha

>> No.17859325
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17859325

>>17859307
PINK MONDAY

>> No.17859332

If even a few months of operations stopping was enough to bring down the system, it deserved to fall in the first place. No one wins here, is the takeaway. Those profiting are going to end up with piles of paper worth less than actual toilet paper. I hope you have stockpiles of things that are actually useful, because we're going back to bartering.

>> No.17859335

>>17859321
>>17859321
>>17859321
>>17859321
>>17859321

new thread

>> No.17859336

BREAKING: DOW JONES FALLS BY 13% IN A SIN-

Wait, it didn't reach 13%? Phew, ok, scrap that news.

>> No.17859338

>>17859156
Lmao, it was closed at 3054, but somehow it ticked down juuust enough to 2999.

>> No.17859342
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17859342

Which side are you on boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on boys?
Which side are you on?
They say in Harlan County
There are no neutrals there.
You'll either be a union man
Or a thug for J. H. Blair.
Which side are you on boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on boys?
Which side are you on?
My dady was a miner,
And I'm a miner's son,
He'll be with you fellow workers
Until this battle's won.
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Oh workers can you stand it?
Oh tell me how you can?
Will you be a lousy scab
Or will you be a man?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Come all you good workers,
Good news to you I'll tell
Of how the good old union
Has come in here to dwell.
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?

>> No.17859345

>2nd worst drop in history at the very moment the president is talking
No amount of propaganda can stop this depression

>> No.17859346
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17859346

>>17858543
gabpitalism btfo

>> No.17859347

>>17858543
Lmfao at that bitch telling us to help boomers. Fucking eat shit, garbage generation.

>> No.17859351

>>17858893
Again?

>> No.17859355

SUB 19K TOMORROW
ALL THREE BREAKERS
BULLS ETERNALLY BTFO
WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN THE DOW FUCKING DIES

>> No.17859360

This is 4d chess. Saying it may last till Aug. Is priming the market for bad news so that when good news comes the response is even more exaggerated to the upside.

>> No.17859366

holy fuck
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/
700 people died yesterday
previous highest was around 400
people are literally going to be dying by the thousands soon

>> No.17859393

>>17859342
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
When the union's inspiration
Through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater
Anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker
Than the feeble strength of one?
But the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
It is we who plowed the prairies
Built the cities where they trade
Dug the mines and built the workshops
Endless miles of railroad laid
Now we stand outcast and starving
Mid the wonders we have made
But the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
They have taken untold millions
That they never toiled to earn
But without our brain and muscle
Not a single wheel can turn
We can break their haughty power
Gain our freedom when we learn
That the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong
In our hands is placed a power
Greater than their hoarded gold
Greater than the might of atoms
Magnified a thousand-fold
We can bring to birth a new world
From the ashes of the old
For the union makes us strong
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
Solidarity forever
For the union makes us strong

>> No.17859396

The market will take care of itself...

>> No.17859405

>4stats.io
>236%
New record here too.

>> No.17859409

>>17859219
can you stop trying to force this meme

>> No.17859411

The market will take care of itself
>The market will take care of itself
The market will take care of itself
>The market will take care of itself

>> No.17859412

>MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF>MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF>MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF>MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

>> No.17859433

Now that Trump has finally given it to the people straight, the markets can work on pricing this shit in. People need to figure out how to keep supply chain operative through the coming weeks and we'll be able to pull through this.

>> No.17859446
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17859446

lol

>> No.17859447

THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
>THE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

>> No.17859484

>>17859176
UP 16.17% - Just bought 2000 shares of SES, a canadian based company. Hoping tomorrow to see a nice return on the deadcat bounce

>> No.17859494

>>17859396
He's not wrong . The FED should stop pumping.

>> No.17859517

>>17859031
And I quote:
Reporter, "the market just crashed 3000 points what are you gonna do about it?"
Trump, "the market will take care of itself"

>> No.17859523
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17859523

>> No.17859528

>>17859433
Lol no. How the fuck do you work through this. Supply chains destroyed. Almost all business gone for months. This is a reset and it’s popping every giant fucking debt bubble in the world.

>> No.17859534

>>17859211
>That fag Abe Lincoln
How is this picture supposed to make me feel?

>> No.17859536

>mfw oklahoma will be fine
Oil's fucked but like I said in /trash/ ; beer is in stock. We'll be fine.

>> No.17859540
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17859540

>>17859409
REPENT PORKY

>> No.17859552
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17859552

https://youtu.be/Oa-ae6_okmg

>> No.17859597

>>17859534
He gets shot just ignore him

>> No.17859604
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17859604

Made this on the shitter while literally dumping it

>> No.17859680

Remember, it’s only Monday

>> No.17859703

I WITNESSED THIS DAY
TO THE ARCHIVE

>> No.17859732

>>17858625
Try 8k

>> No.17859763

>>17859447
That after the "Google©®™ is building is a search engine" Friday peptalk?

>> No.17859786

MORE PUTS ON 3/27

MORE CALLS IN DECEMBER

>> No.17859795
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>>17859176
Down 9.55%.

>> No.17859802
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It's literally the end of America.

>> No.17859841

>>17858859
Yes

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>>17859795
I'm sorry gwim

>> No.17859868

>>17859848
It's to be expected. I'm actually quite happy on red days, I don't know why. Looking to buy puts tomorrow when the market bounces.

>> No.17859882

>>17859183
>trying to force a bank run
>not using that money to buy up IRL assets or prep materials like portable batteries and solar panels and water filters
>not spending the money at all while you still can before hyperinflation hits
NGMI

>> No.17859883
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Today we made history

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>>17859802
Hopefully

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>>17859176
Modest gains today, SPXU/SQQQ hit my sell limits.

>> No.17859976

>>17859883
It was an honor to witness history with you, Anon.

>> No.17860025

>>17859332
You know, now would be a good time to buy cheap real estate out in the sticks. There's acreage out there that needs to be held away from the chinks moneygrubbing hands.

>> No.17860073

so basically they'll print a shitload of money, and that's when the value of btc and link will go nuts

>> No.17860123

i had 4 puts this morning, I chickened out and took profit on 2 of them. Wish I had held

>> No.17860173

>>17860123
nobody went broke taking profits friend

>> No.17860177

I was here

>> No.17860240

I was here

>> No.17860275

>Worst crash since 1987 and we didn't even get a sticky
Mods are fags

>> No.17860463

we wuz kangs

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CNBC always has the best cuties.

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>>17859888
based trips, america will collapse confirmed