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Fuck tripfags

Donald Pump? Meet Donald Dump

Reminder there is no circuit breaker until 20% because it's past 3:25 PM

how low will she go

give me a rundown.
I missed it

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

POST A SCREENCAP

BROS CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE FEDS JUST DONT KEEP PUMPING EVERY DAY? WHAT CAN STOP THEM?

Crashing this economy with no survivors

THIS IS A EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

POST YFW BULLKEKS ARE BTFO

>>17857892
ITS OVER

Glad I sold at open...we're going to have to wait until July-August "If we do a really good job."

>>17857931
0

ITS OGRE

>Mfw we'll hit the circuit breaker before market closes.

>>17857932
jsut look at the chart

FIRST FOR BASED TRUMP

>>17857892
BLOODY MONDAY
WE ARE LIVING IN HISTORY LADS
SOME OF US MIGHT NOT MAKE IT
BUT KNOW THAT I LOVE ALL OF YOU
BOBO AND MOOMOO ALIKE
BE SAFE
TAKE CARE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAKE IT STOP
>-11.5

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUMP THE MARKET!

THEY SAID JULY OR AUGUST
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SAID "IT'S BAD"
MARKETS CRASHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17857892
What should I buy before the market closes bois?

>It's bad
>Worse than we think
>August/July
>Millenials will solve this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>"It's bad"

-Donald Trump, 3/16/2020

>>17857892
We are gonna drop 1k every day for the rest of the week. Bulls hoped for a pump here and lost. Bears run this market now.

HOW MANY BLACK DAYS SO FAR

IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>17857959
It gets turned off at around 330.

SELL EVERYTHING, TRUMP IS BOMBING THE LIVESTREAM
>SELL EVERYTHING, TRUMP IS BOMBING THE LIVESTREAM

DISEASE WILL STAY IN THE USA UNTIL AUGUST, "IT'S BAD", POSSIBLE QUARANTINE IN CERTAIN AREAS
>DISEASE WILL STAY IN THE USA UNTIL AUGUST, "IT'S BAD", POSSIBLE QUARANTINE IN CERTAIN AREAS

DOW JONES FELL 1+ PERCENTAGE POINTS SINCE THE SPEECH STARTED
>DOW JONES FELL 1+ PERCENTAGE POINTS SINCE THE SPEECH STARTED

SELL EVERYTHING, TRUMP IS BOMBING THE LIVESTREAM
>SELL EVERYTHING, TRUMP IS BOMBING THE LIVESTREAM

DISEASE WILL STAY IN THE USA UNTIL AUGUST, "IT'S BAD", POSSIBLE QUARANTINE IN CERTAIN AREAS
>DISEASE WILL STAY IN THE USA UNTIL AUGUST, "IT'S BAD", POSSIBLE QUARANTINE IN CERTAIN AREAS

DOW JONES FELL 1+ PERCENTAGE POINTS SINCE THE SPEECH STARTED
>DOW JONES FELL 1+ PERCENTAGE POINTS SINCE THE SPEECH STARTED

Down 2700 and falling

GIVE SQQQ ALL YOUR ENERGY

GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE
GANGSTER STATE
>GANGSTER STATE

Anyone think it's a good idea to jump into a long position at close?

No way tomorrow is another bloodbath, r-right?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION

>>17857958
We gonna V up in 5 minutes.

>VIRUS WILL LAST UNTIL JULY
>VIRUS WILL LAST UNTIL JULY
>VIRUS WILL LAST UNTIL JULY


Canned food and shotguns chads report in.

>>17857932
They said the quiet part out loud about COVID-19. It will be letting up by July or August, maybe, if everything goes right.

why not wait after market ,why 3;15??

>>17857948

Did Glumpf just crash the economy or what is going on?

HOLY SHIT
THIS IS BAD

THIS IS REAL BAD

>>17857958
HORRY SHEEIT

>WEEEEE GAAAAAAANNNNN

BASED

>>17857990
8 weeks

Gonna drop at least another percent by close. Remember what happened Thursday?

>>17857892
WHATS PUBLIC COMPANIES PRODUCE VENTILATORS??????

-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12

WHY DID I SELL MY PUTS

TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>TRUMP: THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL

IT'S ALL OVER BOYS
CASH IN RETIREMENT NOW
LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
YOU HAVE 2 WEEKS

>>17858015
Trump thought he was going to pump it like he did Friday

>>17857926
based

i genuinely feel lucky for being -60% on my all time and being 100% cash at this point

Coronavirus Wins

Flawless Victory

Fatality

>How many beds do you have?
>We have a lot, quite a few, but they may not be enough.

HE IS ANSWERING IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE EVERY TIME!!!!

>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD
>IT'S BAD
IT'S BAD

>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY

>I didn’t listen
>+1467%

>>17857997
Take it senpai

>>17857932
He said
>July or August
before the virus has
>washed through
HE SAID
>JULY OR AUGUST
HOLY HELL TOP KEKS
BEARS LIVE FOREVER
BUT BOBOS NEVER DIE
FOLLOW THE BLOOD, KID
AND YOU'LL NEVER GO POOR

THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO BOTTOM

The blonde hag's voice was wavering when she was talking about her kids and the need for millenials to save things
Bitch was about to break down crying

Won't you cut him a break, bobos?

SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>>17857926
basically me rn

>Its not under control
FUCK.

Trump said the best case was this lasts until July. Best case. At LEAST JULY.

>IT'S NOT UNDER CONTROL
LIFE FOOTAGE FROM THE FEDS COMING IN

AUGUST
U
G
U
S
T
ITS F U C K I N G
O V E R

SQQQ and SPXU Chads

RISE
THE
FUCK
UP

>11.7%
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>17857997
WHO WILL PAY YOU RETARD? WE BROKE

>>17858035
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOT UNDER CONTROL. I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

I'm sorry, but did the Markets already close? Oh, that's right. The trading day isn't even over yet. In fact, there's still a couple hours left. Does having a -9% count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the Market is still open? The Stock Markets are still playing right now and they have been the best they have ever been for how many years now? They're working against just a dumb cold and cough in the USA which just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of social media panic. But you know what? It's still just a fucking cold. The US Stock Market is one of the best fucking economies in the world, it hit an ATH of over 29k JUST THIS YEAR and would of kept going up if the feds didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Stocks rebound and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Stocks just went up to only -8% loss and will pump once Trump makes his speech in half an hour, just like it did on Friday. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these pink wojack topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Markets because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

JEROME
PLEASE
START THE PRINTERS

OMG TRUMP STOP TALKING AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>NOT
>UNDER
>CONTROL

>That's not under control
He just can't help himself

Continue buying.
Everything is fine guys, red numbers just mean OPPORTUNITY!!
Everything is great! The future s
Is so beautiful and wonderful!

post some gains you absolute bearfags

ACTUALLY NOT UNDER CONTROL
WE ARE FUCKED

TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
>TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
>TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
>TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"
>TRUMP JUST SAID "THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD"

>>17858035
>well, what we're doing here in the US is under control but I'm talking about everywhere else, next question

Russel 2000 down 13%

>>17858035
RECESSION CONFIRMED
>RECESSION CONFIRMED
RECESSION CONFIRMED
>RECESSION CONFIRMED
RECESSION CONFIRMED
>RECESSION CONFIRMED

"Are we headed into a recession?"
"We very well may be"

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>tfw locked out of day trading

Now I understand why he pushed the conference until late in the afternoon
We're gonna hit -13%

>are we going into recession
WE MAY BE

GO SQQQ GOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY I VOTED THIS BUFFON
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

>>17858038
>its bad,its bad
>pump
>???

>Is the stock market heading into a recession?
>IT MAY BE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
@1:10, theme of the thread.

"THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>IS THE STOCK MARKET HEADED INTO A RECESSION?
>IT MAY BE
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>IS THE STOCK MARKET HEADED INTO A RECESSION?
>IT MAY BE
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>IS THE STOCK MARKET HEADED INTO A RECESSION?
>IT MAY BE
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>17858062
It's fine.

TRUMP: WE MAY BE HEADING INTO A RECESSION

>virus is not under control
>green candle
wat

ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
]ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ABADON SHIP
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL

They're shutting the world economies down because of the virus. Think they'll be able to start them back up after everything is better? I don't.

Holy fuck is this now ACTUALLY insane. So fucking glad I stocked up and bought a bunch of ammo.

>Are we heading for a recession?
Trump: we may be

>We're heading towards a recession
-Donald Trump

WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JITC1fo2HA

>>17858001
Ahahahahahaha

>>17858035
Top 10 Anime Twists. Trump was a doomer all along.

>>17858030
Kek

>>17858049
holy shit

>IT MAY BE (HEADING TO RECESSION)

Sour hour

I WANNA SEE DOW UNDER 20K

Get fucked bulls. Didn’t sell my puts and it feels so good

>WELL MAYBE
United States, You're fucked. load up your degen shorts.

>>17857997
We need one where the printer finally catches on fire

D.Did did he really say Millenials will fix the problem??

>>17858080
Al dente

>Mfw if it finishes under 20k it's going to cause one hell of a panic tomorrow.
Pls happen. I want to see the chaos.

INVISIBLE ENEMY

Imagine being told you can't work until July guys.
People are legit going to be robbing houses door to door and pull up to people with a shotgun to their face. This is a situation that makes people desperate. And desperate people are willing to hurt others to stay alive. We knew it was going to last months, but Trump just spilled the beans to every 90 IQ normie wagecucking on unpaid leave or laid off.

>>17858049
holy fuck! and imagine if you bought call options that would be like fucking 10000 percent lmao

I JUST WOKE UP
O SHIT
S
H
I
T

Why is LCI such a Chadstock?

SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING

>>17858114
Trump completely giving up. 4chan wins.

>>17858109
Okay now imagine Clinton

SLIPPERY SLOPE

WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION

ALL THOSE "BUY THE DIP" RETARDS WHO CAUGHT THE FALLING KNIFE XD

ALL THOSE "BUY THE DIP" RETARDS WHO CAUGHT THE FALLING KNIFE XD

ALL THOSE "BUY THE DIP" RETARDS WHO CAUGHT THE FALLING KNIFE XD

>>17858148
kek. the original is my favorite, simplicity

19 MINUTES TO CLOSE HOW LOW IT GOES?

>>17858049
God I hate vultures

>Sure the country died but shekels amiright?

BASED RETARD PRESIDENT

4D GRANDMASTER

>>17858052
But that is just what he said, not knows.
It's just a new prediction

Hold SQQQ overnight????

THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL

>[HOUSTON] WE HAVE A PROBLEM

19K WHEN ANON?

i wanna hug bobo while i point a gun to myself.

TRUMP: THIS IS SIMILAR TO THE SPANISH FLU

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

OH NO HE KEEPS SAYING IT'S BAD
RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION

STOP DUDE

So where's the pump near close today?

FUCKKKKKKK

Will someone please get Chuckles away from the mic before the market actually collapses into a black hole.

>>17858081
OH GOD THE PRINTERS OUT OF INK

>No one thought about this a month ago
Imagine being as dumb as Trump

Stop saying BAD WHAT THE FUCK

TRUMP IS USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
5D CHESS
MARKET BOUNCE TOMORROW
BUY BUY BUY
AMERICA WILL BOOM WHILE EUROPE DEPRESSES

>>17858125
He didn't say that. Retard.

>This is a very bad one

>VERY VERY BAD
is trump a fellow death cultist

GET RID OF THE BOOMERS

$50 SOXL tomorrow.

I'm going balls deep at 10

>>17858192
>Because the fed running out of cards to play is Trump's fault

TRUMP CONFIRMED FOR SHORTING THE MARKET

>>17858150
no some other Dr. somebody came on and blabbered about how the millenials need to stop congregating in groups, how they are the ones that will experience mild or no symptoms but still spread the virus

>trump outsourcing virus response to the states
>might last till august
>recession incoming
>"virus not under control"
>very very bad for older people with problems

S&P 500 will hit 100 by july

"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

HE SAID THIS, THIS IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM TRUMP, HOLY SHIT HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS HE DOING???

SIMILAR TO 1918

>>17858199
Why contain it?

MR PRESIDENT!

>>17858215
>Pump

And remember don't invest more than you can afford to lose :^)

JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

Who here bought 2021 GUSH calls?

BASED ORANGE MAN LMFAO

Can we surpass 1929 percentage losses?

Russell 2000 lost more than 1/8th

PUMP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLDING PUTS OVERNIGHT YOLO

Bobo can take my dollars, but not my honor

>>17858196
God its tempting

>>17858141
Bravo, anon, bravo.

Are they pumping????

Bull gone forever

JUST BLAMED CHINA "UNLESS YOU GO TO THE ORIGINAL SOURCE"

>its nobodies fault...unless you go to the original source
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT YOU FUCKING FOOLS, IT MIGHT LAST UNTIL FUCKING AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>vix 80

>>17858248
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

HERE COMES THE PUMP

>>17858256
GO BACK TO SLEEP ANON AND TAKE ME WITH YOU!

DRUMPF ADMITS IT'S NOT GONNA BE A BULL MARKET

ITS NOBODYS FAULT EXCEPT THE ORIGINAL SOURCE
SHOTS FIRED LMAOOOO

>>17858276
Trump has puts CONFIRMED. He's crashing the market with no survivors, aahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>17858190
Short market
Convert fiat to gold
New currency
???
Profit

BACK THE AIRLINES BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>It's no one's fault unless you go to the original source
OOOOOOO HE ALMOST NAMED THEM

Come on, I believe in you, you can drop past 1929 percentages.

>tfw you don't stop buying

the corona virus is very bad, very rude virus

>>17858256
im financially ruined

Did the airlines just shoot up?

DONALD PUMP HAS ARRIVED

hi, I don't really understand stocks, can someone explain what this chart means?

OOOOOOOOOOO
THIS PUMP

>original source

Based

Buy airline stock!

>>17858257
September call, and I could care less at this point. 35 dollar gamble compared to this butt blasting is a drop in the bucket

Told you, Too many shorters covering,

ooooo dey pumpin

>>17858289
BASED BASED BASED BASED


DRUMPF HAS TO NUKE CHINAH

AIRLINE BAIL OUT INCOMING
BUY NOW

NOOOO THE DOW IS RECOVERING

WE GOT TOO COCK BEARBROS

Fellow anons, I hope you know how to use a firearm.

THERE WE GO TRUMP PUMP VIA AIRLINES

THE PUMP I FEEL THE PUMP

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>NOTHING I CAN DO FOR THE STOCK MARKET

BUY

BUY

BUY

WOW they are freaking out

>We are looking into shutting the internet down, specifically 4chan


WTF!!!!!

Based Fauci trying to save the economy.

>>17858241
That's exactly correct you economically illiterate dipshit

FUCKING BEZOS, STOP PUMPING THIS DEAD CAT

>>17858256
me too lol

Trump is actually talking about the virus more than fucking interest rates. It’s over for the markets.

imagine being in a perma bull gang

Just massively overpaid for a $43 SPXU call to join the rest of my stack, it'll be worth it

IT'S BEAR SEASON LADS

>>17858297
Your screen is upside down

Trump has officially loaded up on SQQQ holy fuck

SPY is going up???

FUCK OFF FEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17858335
BUT MINE'S ALL FLESHY AND WEIRD ANON!

>>17858296

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP


DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

AIRLINES GETTING A BAILOUT BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>ITS NOBODYS FAULT
>UNLESS YOU GO BACK TO THE SOURCE..........

>negative rates is best we can think of

its all ogre

He’s blundering this

Someone tap his shoulder and send Pence into cover up. Trump needs a lunch break holy shit

>>17858256
Trump told the truth bomb.

>Stonks literally crashing and burning
>Fed: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP IT

>10.7

SELL NOW, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO FUCKING CRASH EVEN HARDER

LOL at those robotraders for less than 60 seconds pumping on algos from Trump's speech

WHY IS THE DOW RECOVERING

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAHA FUNNY MACHINE

I'm a class actions lawyer (plaintiff-side). How will my job be affected?

what did trump say

> just took my kids' temperature because they won't stop fucking whining
Results:
99.8
99.5

STOP SELLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17858294
We are in 2008 again

and just like that, it's over

This guy slaps your banks ass, what do you do?

>>17857892
>>17857892
buy airlines!!!!! bailout confirmed

>>17858381
Everyone's shorting nobody is selling. Shorters ruining it for themselves.

THAT PUMP

>Crabchads
Tomorrow is gonna be green

IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
IT CANT GO ABOVE -10.7%
MAKE IT END BOBO

>>17858389
>PLEASE DON'T BLAME ME, IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT

POWELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

>WHAT IF VIX NEVER GOES BACK DOWN?

>>17858390
I hope ur kiddos are okay

>>17858196
i'll be hodling SQQQ as well, this is going to be a spicy week

>>17858255
i love this image

>>17858389
"The stockmarket will be tremendous after the virus bla bla bla" DOW went up about 300 points in 30 seconds and is now falling again.

>>17858141
Same here, selling SPCE now as its ITM!

12 minutes left

>>17858390
I was 99 yesterday then went back to normal. They're probably fine.

Trump bailing out the airlines possibly. My puts and cash :,(
Screw this guy

>>17858386
SUE THE VIRUS ANON!

>>17858393
KEEP SELLING

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17858394
We're nearing 2004 levels anon.

>>17858141
Same.

reloaded at -5% today.

>>17858280
>from -12 to -10
what do you think

IM RUINED

LEAVE THE FAMILIES TO DIE TOGETHER

Time to buy calls on the airlines

What a shitty pump fed

>THEY'RE RELYING ON THE COMMUNITY
Fuck.

ITS GOING BACK DOWN

This dumb bitch talking about HIV comparing it to dealing with coronavirus... What the fuck

>>17858389
>It's bad
>Recession incoming
>Virusshittery gonna last till july/august
>Worse than we think
>Millenials will fix this
>Stay home lol

THEY KEEP HINTING THAT IT'S WEAPONIZED HIV AHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL SO FUCKED

Aaaaaaaaaand were back to 11!

>>17858431
My colleagues are already suing all the pharma companies i see

>its dropping again

Holding SQQQ overnight unless it hits 30

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Doc trying to distribute a huge dose of hopium

here we go again

>>17858386
I’m an attorney and our state is under a Judiciary State of Emergency lol

So, everything is tolled, no new filings, and the only hearings going through are those that are deemed emergencies/essential

>>17858447
No way that was fed, just robotraders.

>they're literally saying that the stockmarket has fucking aids
lmaooooooooooooooooooo

>>17858437
I sold all my shit expiring at 3/20 but I just picked up some more for way out because theres no way we don't keep sinking

I'm brand new to stocks. I've never messed with them before. How do I short this bloodbath?

O is taking a pretty sexy nosedive right now, for all you Buffetbros out there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PENCE IS GOING TO SAVE IT
EXPECT A FINAL PUMP

FUCK FUCK FUCK

OH SHIT IT'S CLOSING AT -11

>>17858417
Pumping hard now!!

savanon, what's going on?

Aaaaaaaaand the printer is gone. We're eating bull meat tonight!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17858432
Shouldn't have shorted airlines, they were the first to price in the virus.

Guys... I think the bottom is actually close. Today was only down 10%. It is getting more difficult to go down. There is only crab...

ALMOST THE LAST 10 MINUTES ITS POWER TIME

WILL IT PUMP
WILL IT DIP

PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY

>>17858486
Same here, 4/1 and 4/8 might go out another month desu

IT'S OVER
>TOMORROW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKERS
IT'S OVER
>TOMORROW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKERS
IT'S OVER
>TOMORROW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKERS
IT'S OVER
>TOMORROW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKERS

Have mercy, bobo! Give me a green day tomorrow.

:)

>>17858488
Buy SQQQ and SPXU

The FED pump did absolutely NOTHING

>BOOMERS LEFT DYING IN A PARKING LOT
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17858122

Same. Been stocking up since I saw China shut their country down and various scary videos leaked out. Seemed otherworldly, and here we are just a couple months later...

3M MASK PUMP!!!!!!!!

People freaking out is fun to watch

>>17858436
What do you mean? VIX was highest in 2008 (around 80).

YOU FUCKHEAD BOOMERS KILLED US ALL

>>17858338
>>17858339
Fucking kek

"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
>"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"
"THIS IS A BAD ONE THIS IS A VERY BAD ONE THIS IS BAD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS IT'S SORT OF A RECORD SETTING TYPE CONTAGION"

>>17858396
print another ass

More masks?
Pump it.

Rollin for double circuit breaker
>13!!!!!

DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17858512
Dead goyim bounce tomorrow, just like last week

>>17858477
Oy vey!! How are we to punish neo Nazis who post frogs online now!?

>>17858543
new thread
>>17858543
new thread
>>17858543
new thread
>>17858543
new thread
>>17858543
new thread

>>17858507
way too bad news this time tbdesu

NOBODY CARED UNTIL YOU PUT ON THE MASK ANON

>>17858506
You’re funny anon

QUICK WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS EXTRA 200 BUCKS LAYING AROUND I NEED ANOTHER MONEY PRINTER

PUMP IS OVERHEATING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT S OVER

>>17858289
he won't do shit

>>17858512
Dead cat bounce tomorrow. Real crash Wednesday. Like I fucking said a few threads ago.

>>17858519
SUB 20K CLUB

>AAL fucking spiking in the past 30 minutes
Lmao jump on the train boyos

>>17858477
I don't live in US. Our measures aren't that drastic yet.

Imagine that about 6 hours ago i was shitting myself because my europoor version of SQQQ was
>red numbers

Wow all these stocks on sale, based trump.

>finally got bck all the money I lost at the crash by daytrading

feelsgoodman

>>17858503
AAL has a -200+:1 debt to equity. Other airlines aren't so bad but AAL is definitely not "priced in". I'm holding my puts.

BUY 3M AND HONEWELL!!!!


DGX QGEN TMO LH RHHBY


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO GET THE FREE MONEY!!

FUTURE -11
>AFTERMAKERT AND TOMORROW RED CONFIRMED
FUTURE -11
>AFTERMAKERT AND TOMORROW RED CONFIRMED
FUTURE -11
>AFTERMAKERT AND TOMORROW RED CONFIRMED
FUTURE -11
>AFTERMAKERT AND TOMORROW RED CONFIRMED
DOW UNDER 20K TOMORROW RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>17858570
we may be heading to a recession, corona is bad and kills old people

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trump totally gave up and hes letting the adults do the talking

Are we going to reach -12% at close? MORE?

>>17858570
he admitted we're fucked lol

HAHAHA. This stock market is going to crash and burn. No amount of printed money will save you now.
Why did I sell my SQQQ?!
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!

All bond rates going mad minus us bonds that are going into negative.

>>17858415
>>17858430
Yeah from what I read it will hit less hard than the flu we had last month desu.
But now we're supposed to quarantine our family of 5 for 14 days. How exactly? We have enough food for two weeks but if we actually follow procedure or means risking no supplies as we leave quarantine.
Most families haven't prepped much at all. Nobody is going to quarantine

-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%

>>17858591
WILL YOU PLAY IT SAFE ANON?

>-12%
Gentlemen, it has been an honor.

HOLDING MY PUTS TOMORROW LETS GET THAT CRASH

>-12%

we're fucked
we are absolutely fucked

Trump is incapable of speaking with any empathy. There's no way he can reassure the public. He's as ineffectual as Hoover during the Great Depression.

What happens if a breaker is hit now? Ends for the day otr ignored?

>>17858591
Teach me your ways, please.

>>17858712

>>17858753
>Ignored
>No 2nd Breakers past 3:15

I wish I had some puts right about now.

>>17858720
Close them, tomorrow it will bounce back because bazookas.

-12% IS THE BOTTOM
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

HARD TIMES
>HARD TIMES
HARD TIMES
>HARD TIMES
HARRRRDD TIMESSSS

>Dont get the test
He's trying to hide the numbers clearly.

>>17858776
Thanks.

>>17858786

>>17858139
Itll reach 8000 in 14 months.

Jesus christ its going to hit -13.

>considering bringing in the military to build hospitals

yall ready for the China method? YOU BOYS READY TO GET WUHAN'D? The media suuure hyped up how great the china method was, why not do it in your backyard, anon?

SLAM IT

3000?

>>17858863
Sub 20k today? 3 mins to go.

>>17858801
Go away Fed

>CRATERING TO -3000
>CRATERING TO -3000
>CRATERING TO -3000

-13, jesus

-3000 holy shit

ROLL FOR SUB 20K

Ehm..maybe if we tried hitting the money machine with a hammer?

its fucking over lads

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

wow

>>17858952
ROLLERINO

DUMP IT

Holy fuck

13 PERCENT AHHHHH

FUCKING. 13.

CMON FINISH UNDER 20K GOD DAMMIT

YFW DA BURRS WIN DA STOCKB OWL

im going to be fucking sick

YEESSSSS
YESSSSSS
DUMP EEET DUMP EEEEEET

>>17858265
Yes. This will happen. Once earnings reports come out itll be another bloodbath. Trump should've built a wall instead of the ole gop pump n dump 2 step.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wwtbQXTugo
thread theme

please frends calm down

PLEASE SMINEM PLEASE SAVE US OH FUCK PLEASE WE'RE ALL GETTING BOGGED

is Nasdaq gonna drop as hard as DOW?

>Jerome panic printing at the last minute

And we are back

>>17858517
How? Do I just download robinhood? I have no idea about any of this

>>17859076

3,000 points
> 3,000 points
3,000 points
> 3,000 points
3,000 points
> 3,000 points
3,000 points
> 3,000 points
3,000 points
> 3,000 points

ID RATE IT A 10


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>17858324

Holy fuck theyre talking about Millenials like some kind of different race of people

We're flying by the seat of our pants now, guys

>Dow reached -13% at one point

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING FEDNIGGERS STOP PUMPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Fuck the no fun allowed FEDs

>Dow slowly inching up by decimals so it doesn't look like a 3000 point loss

We're going under 20k tomorrow and it's going to cause such a massive panic.

>-2999
wew lad

Lol this is just like Friday when they pumped it close at -9.99

>BREAKING DOWN THE SYSTEM

>0.9 pts off 3k

Man I haven't seen this much face saved since germany 7-1 the monkeys in brazil.

OVERNIGHT PUTS HOLDERS REPORT IN

there is some sort of pumping going on ?

>>17859324
2 puts on SPY reporting in , strike 244, expiration april

>The market will take care of itself

WELL. Fucking red tomorrow.

>>17859295
What about the -9.99 on Thursday?

Why wont it go 3k? Kikes?