/biz/ - Business & Finance

haha red line go down

WERE AT THE BOTTOM.

brrr brrr
heehee
brrr
:^)

money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

IM GONNA POOOOOOOOOMP IM POOOOOOOOOOOOOMPINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Imagine having bought this at $37 -- WITH MARGIN
R*dditniggers on suicide watch LMFAO

Friendly reminder the bottom until November is 2350 on the /ES

Starbucks needs to go down or im gonna go cough on the baristas

[faint brrrrrr in the background]

how much has the qe affected things today? did they shoot their shot with that or will it still be kicking in later today?

>>17848427
Anyone else going to stop looking at /biz/ and social media and the news in general for at least the next week? I can't deal with this anxiety, it's going to drive me crazy if i don't take a break. Or just me?

This is the bottom. If it doesn't crash and burn today, it's not going to happen.

>>17848480

>moar feedwater provided

any else lose the buzz cus of the fed pump? Just kills the fun

>>17848464
Zoom out

>lost it in 2008
>losing it in 2020

>>17848464
We crabbin anon.

I legit think Oil will bottom this week, Buy now Niggers!

DOWY BACK UP TO 21,000
TRUMP GOD DAMN IT TWEET MORE

When all is said and done, DOW will go to 1K

The market is going to hell and all the elderly who GAVE you this great society of luxuries you enjoy are SUFFERING..
And you evil disgusting children are laughing as your father blows his brains out, and your mother forced to suck fatcat cocks.
You disgust me you evil little egomaniac sociopathic gremlins

Don't forget to get some cheap calls for the deadcat tomorrow.

god why does orange man have to be so retarded

>AEX BEING PUMPED THIS HARD
TOTALLY NATURAL MARKET

hold or sell shorts? i got most of em 1-3 weeks out

things are steadily rising right now

QYLD Bagholders how do I cope with having not sold...

>>17848520
Dow will not go below 20k.

IS HAPPENING OVER?


WAS EXPECTING A ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, -12% WAS GOOD BUT I WANT MORE

>>17848516
LOL we’re just not meant to win my guy

What did he mean by this

>>17848501
Wont have a choice when the internet goes doswn

Is GUSH worth it? It's under $1 now but will it go back up to $100+ per stock?

>>17848485
God I wish I could see the portfolios of all the RH bulls on Reddit who were posting about their gains early February rn >>17848487

march is going to be a fucking long month, guys

WHAT HAPPENED TO KTOS? I WANTED TO BUY SOME AND IT LOST 60% TODAY TOP FUCKING KEK.

Seriously though, StreetEdge isn't even recognizing it as a valid symbol anymore wtf.

They're pumping so hard... They're going to be fucking ripped!

>>17848501
No
Information is power
Power is control
Control is freedom

Cramer said sell oil.
Always do the opposite of what Cramer says.

What did Hitler do wrong?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

not a single company that I own has cut its dividend this past month, lets hope it stays that way

>>17848509
nah, there is more buzz seeing it being completely futile.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>17848535

Necessary for the new dawn. Don't worry, the true battles will be paid in zoomer blood. Bloody youngsters are in for one hell of a ride! :)

>>17848553
Hold them you stupid fuck were crabvin

>>17848559
It just started anon, have a lit bit of faith, their prints will run out of ink

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17848501
I do take a break. Especially since my positions are wierd. AAL has an actual negative like 200+:1 debt to equity yet it's still above 12 bucks. Blows my mind. I just put alerts and will probably taper off watching it lol.

>>17848575
Strong doubt, only good for shorting.

What's this pattern called? Wrath of Zeus?

>>17848563
He's colorblind and can't see red

>>17848555
>Dow will not go below 28k
>Dow will not go below 25k
>Dow will not go below 24k
>Dow will not go below 22k
>Dow will not go below 21k
>Dow will not go below 20k

>>17848588

Wouldn't want to hold oil long term.

>>17848590

He did not catch 'em all! :D

>>17848631
Hitler did nothing wrong

y are they pumpin' tho

>Just hold your bags boys haha, it will go back to 25k points in 2-3 you just have to wait haha

OH FUCK OH GOD I-I'M
POOOOOOOOOOMPING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

>>17848631
fed desperation

THE FUCKING ORANGE REALLY MOVED PRESS CONFERENCE FOR THE AFTERNOON AGAIN!!??

LMAO WHAT A CLOWN

>>17848555
We will see.

>>17848563
Biggest dead cat bounce, he was shorting and sending signals

>>17848563
The guy is just clowning. He will take every opportunity to make himself look good even if it's not actually good.

>>17848635
>Dow will not go below 18K

>>17848579
the all time highs feel like a year ago..

>>17848592
Dividend friend! I’ve been waiting; thoughts on AVVIY, IVZ, and MO? If not those, what are your current top picks? XOM, etc.?

>>17848650
the revenge of Marx

>>17848631
Bull Trap Factory

wish I went all in friday, doubt this is the bottom though.

Is the money printer going brrrr again today?

>>17848606
okay sorry. dont call me names please.

>>17848427
Hello biz I'm a no stocks here, is the market doing as bad as everyone's saying or am i looking at it wrong? Are you guys thinking recession?

Dow and Oil mega cheapies :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzISOVu3Oew

>>17848639
Fucking watch me.

>>17848590
Not gassing himself for being a retard.

Tomorrow will be green, right?

>-10% in a single day over something already petering out in China

Buy signal. Boomers overreacting to something that might harm them, as usual.

>>17848635
>The absolute cope

>Pump eet
>Pump eet some more

checkmate America

>>17848672
>DOW wont hit 0

Just woke up
Did it limit down first thing this morning? I don't understand why there is a flat linr here

>>17848639
Retard. Look at an oil consumption over time graph.

What's the best DOW short? SDOW?

QE STILL MAJORLY OVERSUBSCRIBED

>>17848427
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD, COME TURN THE CHAT PINK WITH US discord gg xFuuSTZ

Poomp eeet

>>17848697
>thinking
bud we're already in it

How high will the dead cat bounce today lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2MqQ_uNIY

Some anon linked this during last mondays big dive and i unironically can't stop listening to it, thanks whoever you are.

>>17848708
yep.

>>17848697
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Borse warrants are down. FUCK THIS. They literally SUSPENDED trading. Why even bother

>>17848728

trading closed for 15 minutes after hitting the first failsafe

>>17848708
>Green in this year
Its bobo only from now on

The bleeding won't stop until there are no more optimists, or until whatever optimists are regarded as insane by everyone else.

>>17848728
yeah we hit CB1 instantly, then it started to head down towards CB2, since then crab

>>17848708
maybe. But end of week will be lower than today's closing, I assure you.

>>17848427
BULLBROS, YEAH I'M THINKING WE BACK NOW

>>17848697
Stay behind the rope TOURIST

>>17848728
they closed it for 15 minutes

>>17848631
the Steakhouse

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

YO CAN SOMEONE STOLE THE PUMP LEVER

Man, I am so tempted to buy now... Some are getting near their 2008/09 low.

>>17848427
>tfw the world economy is a shitcoin

THIS IS ALL BECAUSE A SINGLE FUCKING CHINK DECIDED TO EAT A FUCKING BOWL OF SOUP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>only liquor I got left is literally the worst shit shit I've had in my life
>liquor stores will probably shut soon

>being angry at the fed
They are trying to save us from a total crash.
They suck at it but still

IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE I BOUGHT S&P
DROPPED, BOUGHT THE DIP
THOUGHT I WAS THRIFTY
FIVE DAYS SINCE IT CRASHED AGAIN
IT WAS UP BEFORE IT FELL AND I STILL DIDNT SELL
THREE DAYS SINCE I GOT THE FLU
COOFED UP A LUNG AND RAN OUT OF TP
YESTERDAY IT OCCURRED TO ME
ITLL STILL BE TWO YEARS TILL I MAKE SOME MONEY
>ITLL STILL BE TWO YEARS TILL I MAKE SOME MONEY

BACK TO 21,000
JUST GIVE THE FEDS MORE ENERGY

>>17848739
explain this

>>17848712
Unless they firebombed wuhan it ain't over in China

Whats a good price to buy in on SQQQ?

when and what should i buy boys?

>>17848800

Nah, because one overworked chink lab technician did not adher to lab safety protocols. ;)

>>17848580
Margin call probably.

>>17848800
No, this is because China is so fucking incompetent they can't even create a bioweapon without it blowing up in their faces and everyone else face too.

>>17848427
just buy low and sell high lol

>>17848802
it's bad for your immune system though

What’s this one called lads

>>17848824
now, it's very pumped

ONLY -8% THE ECONOMY IS SAVED

>>17848793

DOW will not go under 20k, welcome to the bottom.

>>17848802
>he hasn't been stockpiling for the last year
ngmi
I've got about 70 bottles and I'm going to get more today

>>17848808
I will never not be angry at the fed

hey Jerome, whatcha doin'?

>>17848824
Under 27

>>17848742
Me top left and right
NAZBOL ZOOMER GANG RISE UP

>>17848802
Man I have never felt better about growing my own drugs. I’ll survive the mad max world by growing shrooms and weed for the warlords

>>17848824
$22 :^)

>>17848833
checked based conspiracist

>>17848824
Probably 26-27 currently. Can’t believe I bought last week at 22 and sold at 26.

>>17848696
It’s ok friend this desperate pump is irritating but I’ve come to a realization. Our fed jumped the gun. lol at the rest of the markets. All the feds of the world would have to pump together collectively or the system fails. I don’t think they will all work together

>>17848766
>He fell for it again

they are pumping super fucking hard we might just make it

ˡᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ
ˡᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ
ˡᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ
ˡᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ...

>>17848839
Let it go Fed, just let it go

What happened at 9:50 to warrant that AMD spike?

>>17848824
Consider buying in if there's a 3:45 pump during the Trump speech.

THE FIX IS IN.

>>17848800
I really wouldn't be surprised if one of the several virology labs in the area accidentally broke containment on something nasty.

>>17848697
>Are you guys thinking recession?
You're in one

>>17848855
The Mr. Hands

>>17848757 # >>17848762 # >>17848769 #
Thank you handsome fellas for this insider info. HERE WEEEE GO!!!

>>17848902
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>17848903
Just have faith in the plan.

When will Powell go even further beyond?

>>17848905
The market re-opened

>>17848855
Bulltrap

>>17848855
It's called the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey Jerome!

>>17848499
Both

Once they pump it high enough people will be okay selling.

>>17848839
brrrrrr

Is the market actually getting pumped with printed money right now? Any details on that

>>17848631
it's called 'i'll buy in next year'

>>17848939
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bottom is in. it's dip buying time.

PUMP FAKE AND GAY VERY SAD VERY LOW ENERGY

I'm going in on OilU 2000 orders, hope it goes well. Fed stopped the bears for now. I was a bear now i am BULL.

>>17848483
based

>>17848822
Except it is. Look it up. New cases are flat and the Chinese are already reopening factories. This definitely effected world supply chain and production but -10% opening is just boomers in the west realizing they might have to stay inside a couple days and losing their mind, thinking the world is about to end.

>>17848845
prone boning remiu!

Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>17848956
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17848939

pretty anticlimactic we are only down 9% desu and SQQQ is less than 30. am i the only one who feels like this.

>>17848427
Reminder to buy SPY calls to sell on the bounce tomorrow

Why is Royal Caribbean up 7%?

How does Direxion survive

>>17848884

Would say "a lot of circumstantial evidence" ... the HIV homology sequences in the hypervariable loops of the spike protein look fishy already, there's a report from 2015 where US virologists heavily criticizes the Wuhan Institute of Virology for creating a chimeric Coronavirus able to grow in (human) HeLa cell culture, the chinks already preparing a narrative of an "US bioweapon" to shift blame once too much evidence for non-natural origin exists ... I doubt it is a bio"weapon" btw, more likely just a research strain.

>>17848960
lol, buy faggot

>>17848942
Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4E83RKavUU

Anyone buying for tomorrow's pump?

>>17848960
Absolutely based fellow bagholder

>>17848983
>we are only down 9%


REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

I posted this earlier but a friend of mine, a big titty school principal, told me today that her kids probably won’t be going back to school until early next year. That’s nuts to me brahs, it’s March.

>>17848503
>it will only go up as more stringent government action is taken and the virus spreads
Good analysis

>>17848983
Nah, I was also hoping for the second breaker

>>17848427
>WE WEIMAR NOW

>tfw long oil

>>17848960
Absolute delusion. Check vix. Check rest of the world markets. Lmao at your bags

>>17848983

Yes i could've made $500 profit but i only got 150, i flipped, things will get much worse this week, but i think the shock of the weekend has passed for now.

>>17848996
Makes sense, doesn't take away they are highly incompetent and should get fucked for starting this.

>>17849031

>WE WEIMAR NOW

Hnnnng!!

>-7.XX%
IT'S OVER BROS
THE FEDS DID IT
THE ECONOMY IS SAVED

HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY DURING THIS CHAOS

>>17848983
stock market has officially become crypto

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>17848971
>New cases are flat
According to the same CCP that denied its existance for three weeks
>the Chinese are already reopening factories
Gas maps aren't indicative of any actual production, they literally have factory managers keeping the equipment on to meet electricity quota

>>17848719
take a look at china market before posting that they are losing investors

>>17848427
fed... dont go berserk... its pointless

>UBS downgrading stocks to neutral
>Fed almost giving in to below 0 rates
>The amount of red flags
We will hit 2nd breaker mark my words

>>17848992
The phat boy pump but fed jumped the gun relax

Can someone explain to me what the underlying asset for a warrant even is? A put warrant? What am I even buying into then if it's not a real put?

For $dis anon in the previous thread
>>17848649
Yea after the fox buy they need a breather anyway to sort assets, and 2020 movie wise was relatively weak, if they bottleneck their movies more and the whole industry takes a hit they'll blast more of the competition out of the water and take like 75% of the box office when it opens back up to full capacity.

>>17848996
Yes, the Chinese official coming out and saying its some US plot is incredibly fishy. Its like finding a drop of red paint on the wall and the home owner screaming he has no idea who beheaded the maid in the laundry room.

>>17849026
probably meant next school year in august

Well, we're higher than we were last Thursday at least.

>>17848555
>2k swings daily
>1200 points from 20k

hmmmmmmmmmm

>>17849045

Would glass them immediately after kikes have been dealt with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY

>>17848971
I would have to go there to verify for myself, Chinese government reporting can't be trusted

>>17848971
China was able to contain it because it's China, but the cat is out of the bag already. The west won't be able to kill it off the same way and as soon as China opens their borders to foreginers the whole thing will repeat there.

BBBBBBBBUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
,,,,,,,,,,,
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIII'''''''MMMMMMMMMM TTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
>BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
>BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

WHAT SHARES DO I BUY, HELP THIS BRAINLET

>>17849057
Absolutely based expression.

>>17849065
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>17848427
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

>>17849072
What’s your time guess? I want to eat breakfast but I can’t stop watching the livestream

>>17848971
doesn't really matter, the numbers came out yesterday and investment in China fell 25%. imagine if that happens in the US or Europe.

>>17848960
You say this everyday. The day you finally short is the day I go all in on SPY

Priced in

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>already on the rise

Another nothing burger that will blow away before the market closes.

I am seeing more and more hints and signs america is preparing a national lockdown.

We aren't even halfway the bottom yet

>>17849013
What we buying

>>17849117
AMD
THEY STILL HAVE SHIT COMING OUT AND THEY'RE WORKING ON NEW CONSOLES

>>17849065
>>17849130

Oh I think there's something srsly wrong with you if you ask me ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaDnuExc1sI

americabros after your boomers die can i get a green card to go live there?

>PRINT PRINT PRINT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
haha red line go up a little

>>17848535
Buy the dip bill

> -9.2
> -9.5
> -10.02
> -9.8
> -9.5
> -9.2

Why? Just why? Let it go

>>17849067
Its close to impossible for them to hide further outbreaks. If cases aren't flat, then more and more cities would be hit by the virus and that would be obvious to everyone. Chinese are sending supplies to the West now to combat the virus. Sure, it could be a ploy to throttle panic, but people in China would be making a lot of noise on their social media that everyone in Chinese mega city X is suddenly coming down with a fever.

>>17849149
Trump wants some good news for his speech

Someone needs to edit this with the Fed as Goku https://youtu.be/kVdlBxdqv8s

>>17849174
are you european?

>>17849103
Fed wont allow it, were bouncing off the bottom from here on out until it moons back up to normal once corona passes.

is this a good deal

>>17849174
eww no

>>17848427
You did sell your puts at the first breaker, right? You did read the prophet post about the economic attack, right?

nobody will notice i like things in my butt

YEP. IT'S CHEAPIES TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17849201
pure delusion and cope

SIX is back to baseline what the actual fuck

>>17849174
If you enjoy firearms, sure!

>>17849071
I want to fuck Maya

>AEX & DAX STILL CLIMBING

ECB JEW TRICKERY

>>17849149
we will end green.

>>17849201
The Fed can only buy so much before they just own all the stocks

>above -8%
perfect. The higher it goes, the further it'll come crashing down in a few hours.

>>17849139
After lunch, now fed is full power they want to calm down a bit but they have to dump these stocks, before trump speech so during it rises a bit

how much you guys think it has cost to fed to make the first pump when we reached -12%?

>>17849055
Japanese virtual Natsoc girls soon?

>Degiro
>504 Gateway Time-out

FUCK

>>17848592
>>17848675
Divvy anon?

>>17849174
absolutely fren

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1. Denial and isolation <-- They are here
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

>>17849220
>already recovering

pure delusion and cope.

>>17848749
>>17848755
>>17848767
>>17848922
thanks anons! guess ill lock myelf in my toilet paper/ramen noodle closet...

>>17849204
when was the last time you were in chuckecheese?

hewwo /biz/... can i join ywour comfy stonks? pwomise i don’t have kowona!

>trump press conference at 3:30
>another repeat of him walking around for 30 minutes before actually starting it so markets close

>>17849113
We will see, still too early in the West to tell if it can spread her very easily. Most cases currently being reported are pre- "social distancing" because no one was testing people for the virus (stupid I know).

>>17849110
I agree completely but with how easily and rapidly the virus can spread, telling everyone to move along, nothing to see here isn't going to work. Wuhan is in a mega intersection of Chinese cities, if it is still spreading, it would be obvious due to parabolic growth.

WTF WAS THAT

>>17849239

Honorary Aryans! Japs are ok, they're kulturtragend ... ;)

well that was lame. without being able to actually trade at open not even for a minute, everything is basically how it was friday for me.

I am only stocking up supplies and weapons if it hits second circuit today or else it's a nothingburger

>>17849254

I got out with a little profit but i could've had a lot more, feels bad, i thought more panic would ensue after the 1st breaker but the fed came through.

bulls lose money bears lose money pigs lose money, gamblers win.

>>17848675
dipping into my emergency savings, here's what I grabbed this morning

is now a good time to get into stocks?

I don't think I've ever seen a more disproportionate overreaction in my life. Picked up a few cheapies around -9%. Idiots.

>>17849193
no. south american

>>17849205
why?

>>17849222
i LOVE firearms

>>17849253
thanks fren

>>17849174
As long as you go full Craig Ferguson and get a patriotic tattoo maybe "Truth, Justice, and the American Way"

Okay guys it’s a really funny to keep making jokes like the Fed is pumping billions into the stocks but seriously
T-They aren’t
Right?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/european-countries-planning-travel-ban-ft-reports-2020-03-16?mod=mw_latestnews
No good news from anywhere, this bounce only ends in one way

>>17849294
no blood sucking whores

Friendly reminder >>17845743

AND THIS...IS TO GO..EVEN FURTHER BEYOND....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We're safe, thanks to the eternal bull

>>17849339
haha yeah, it's just a joke

>In 2002, following coverage of concerns about deflation in the business news, Bernanke gave a speech about the topic.[64] In that speech, he mentioned that the government in a fiat money system owns the physical means of creating money and to maintain market liquidity. Control of the money supply implies that the government can always avoid deflation by simply issuing more money. He said "The U.S. government has a technology, called a printing press (or today, its electronic equivalent), that allows it to produce as many U.S. dollars as it wishes at no cost."[64]

MY SQQQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17849237

>>17849360
>he missed the bottom

haha sad.

>>17849339
They are literally buying the economy.

>>17849343
That's a fruit bat

>>17849306
looks like the worsed is over thank god

is trump telling the feds to pump it back to the gains they had from friday is that insane?

>>17849341

Small bounce today, down when more bad news comes out today and throughout the week. Macron is speaking tonight and might shut down france as well.

AHHHHHH IM GONNA
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17849326
Boeing is surprising! People are very worried about the company.

>>17849337
no tattoo because those are for degenerates but i do plan to buy a lot of guns

>>17849344
>tfw also read this in the leaves
>tfw funds are not settled at new broker

I made some meager etf gains but if I had options today would have been some heist film shit

>down 7% instead of 12%
>bullretards are happy because of this

>>17849341
The bounce ends when the big guys think they have squeezed enough bears and tricked enough bulls.

>>17849339
market would have not dumped this far ever if it was not fed trying to add gasoline to bond bull. now, i sincerely hope they do not touch rates or qe so the market can recover

>>17849339
Who knows what they do behind the scenes. Its a completely opaque operation that selectively reveals itself.

>>17849387
I don't care if it's gay it needs to fuck off

> When the market is crashing as much as you need but not as much as you want

Why is United Airlines down more than other US airlines

>>17849360

>>17849406

>tattoos are for degenerates

Not all are, fren ... ;)

>Fair and balanced market

Look at the fucking pump on this. My puts are killing themselves right now, went from +4k to +1k today.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/487588-trump-signs-chart-showing-stock-market-rally-after-he-declared reminder

ee signed the chart?
domp eet

Sell puts today buy puts tomorrow or after the announcement for $$$.

DUMP YOU FAGGOT MARKETS

FUCK THE FED

>>17848575
I bought $10k at 0.55 premarket.

Right now I'm up $3600.

Anyone holding SQQQ? WHAT DO?

>>17849416
>it's going to dump again before the close just like last Monday anyway
Goldfish memory being displayed all over the thread

>>17848590
as if the rothschilds give a fuck, stock market is so beneath them

>>17849026

Post her feet

>>17849386
they always start pumping a lot into the stockmarket after a circuitbreaker is hit, right? cause it usually goes up after that, which shouldnt always happen, or am I misunderstanding stuff?

>>17849032
You ready for the 40:1 GUSH reverse split?

Oil is Perfection

*coughs*

>>17849448
This is just shorts covering, won't last an hour.

>>17849469
Neck yourself

>>17849336
Fuck off shitskin. You are all a net drain.

>>17849469
Should have sold at open, but it will go down again.

>>17849469
We hold the line.

>>17849406
Guns aren't enough you also have to go full Constitutionalist
You have to be more American than the actual Americans

>>17849432
I'll be happy just to see -1000 pts again.

>>17849448
If you think that's a pump, wait until this afternoon.

>>17849469
Just wait you newbie. Stop looking at the current prices and look at the overall trend.

Oh, did you think it was over?

>>17848712
>bro, corona-chan is only going to be the #1 cause of death this year, it's a nothingburger!
>she's just going to cause more American deaths than all other causes combined, market is totes overreacting bro!

>>17849498
Fuck I should have bought GUSH earlier today

>>17849518
The pump doesn't always come in late you know

https://i.4cdn.org/f/An%20Epic%20tale%20of%20Goku%26%23039%3Bs%20journey%20to%20find%20himself.swf
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Its all over.

The game is ending.

Itd solved. What solves all.
eta eoy

>>17848914
"accidentally"

>>17849464
what if he announces moar lockdown

>>17849557
Im glad you didnt friend

>>17849579
you having a stroke

>>17849572
kek

Alright, some of you are using the money printer meme incorrectly.
usually that means redditors have caught onto it. Some of the posts have been genuinely unfunny.

>>17849542
>boomers keep saying it's a nothing burger
>boomers are in the target demographic

>>17849416
Bitch I'm only down 3% right now suck my dick

I closed my puts at today's bottom. What's the move from here?

Buy SpaceX guys

Nice, why dont we just have the fed pump the dow to 50k while we are at it. Not like any of this shit matters anymore.

>>17849542
>6,500 deaths worldwide, most in China, which is recovering
>#1 cause of death anywhere

If it mutates or somehow reignites in China, maybe. But as the trend stands now, you are mistaken.

>>17849336
>south "American"
Sorry we're full, maybe work towards unfucking your home country

>>17849626
This

>>17849615
buy and hold.

>>17849601
There were some folks yesterday with a sub-165 IQ so the lower intellects may be using it now

>>17849609
Wow, you’re so cool.
I bet you post these on Facebook

This pump is about as real as the Friday one.

>>17849619
just bought puts thx

>>17849619
Would if I could.

imagine how much debt will have increased after this holy shit

>>17849558
President speech at 3:30pm

What if it’s not a FED pump

>>17849626
t. furious libtard wanting to crash TRUMP's awesome economy
Seethe faggot. We are bouncing back.

I have $400 bucks of buying power left, what should I get?

>>17849601
it was a shit meme to begin with. /nu-biz/ fucking sucks

I flattened my positions. 2x my account. I really thought it would fall more after the first circuit breaker but oh well can't complain

>>17849659
Yeah I do got a problem with that?

STICKY? STICKY? STICKY?

FAKE AND GAY PUMP IS FAKE AND GAY

>>17849659
that quote is based desu

>>17849684
Donny's gonna try ramp the market with the 3:30 with the white house briefing. Although after the Friday pump failed to last, the market miight just puke again.

>>17849684
Who would be buying right now?

>>17849678

What should I buy?

>>17849737
Not even gonna try SQQQ today until the announcement.

>>17849694
a lobotomy

>>17849634
China had opened two cities but after a day they closed them down again.

I just wanted to trade a few virus research stocks and maybe make $1000 but instead I'm down $1000

>>17849496
even more reason to buy dipshit. you realize the price will go up 40x right

>>17849737
Very likely to be a red week, if not red month. I think the best move is to wait until closing today and sell.

>mfw we reached a place where -8,37 in dow jones is normal

Squeeze is almost over.
Reopen shorts on DAX at 8800 or stay poor forever.

>>17849755
A gun to kill yourself with

my brother does energy at a hedge fund
he says crude is going to 20, make of that what you will

>>17849542
Its not even going to touch car accidents deaths.
The fuck are you on about

what should i fap to on youtube

>>17849785
based

I'm moderately confident Robinhood has a short position. The emails combined with delayed alerts leads me to believe this.

no way that thing about banks stopping buybacks is real
no fucking way

>>17849783
>Squeeze is almost over.
delusion.

>>17849782
All these bulls are KEKED

>>17849791
Autistic girl rubs herself with peanut butter

>>17849786
Half the retards in here buying oil are just buying GUSH so don't even bother trying to help them

Imagine having not bought thousands of TQQQ at $40 during the pump

>>17849791
https://youtu.be/iBOgv9gIQ-0
If you're into snuff videos

>>17849791
Jim Cramer

I have to get up for work in 7 hours, what are the odds that my puts will be worth selling sometime before the bell rings and I should wake up early?

>>17849785
You first, bud.

>>17849634
Why would you believe Chinese numbers?

Should I buy GUSH? I don’t mind holding long

T H E Y F O U N D A C U R E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAgRDScygic

>>17849791
Default webcam videos

so when does it start nosediving again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW5kcUUu2Ac

>>17849776
Didn’t say it was a bad thing, man

>be me
>looking at my investments
>obvious consternation on my face
>muttering
>”go up. it needs to go up.”
>my 3 yr old daughter eating a poptart starts laughing
>”IT NEEDS TO GO DOWN DADDY”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17849791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlhkjsT7lfk

>>17849856
RIP

>>17849882
12 pm ET
check em

newb here, what are the odds that when I sell puts within the bid-ask spread that there will be no buyers?

>>17849869
You're not supposed to hold it long. I'd buy in at $0.55 or lower desu

What's a good stonk app for android? Nothing fancy, just want the watch the line go down in real time.

>>17849882
As soon as people realize that nothing has actually changed that's fundamentally positive and that more countries are likely to shut down in the near-term.

>>17849935
Robinhood and TDA

>>17849791
search r18 asmr

>>17849791
Jessica Simpson music videos
Like a real man!

>>17849910
I want to believe

>>17849819
Apologize.

>>17848427

new
>>17849952
>>17849952
>>17849952
new
>>17849952

>>17849899
your kids based

>>17849899
SUZIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17849935
I would recommend tradingview. Pretty cool layout, realtime for most of the stuff and for free

>>17849915
you can see the volume on bids on asks. you can always take a small loss to guarantee it gets filled.

>>17849899
>From the mouth of babes...

>>17849879
lmao

Fuck did I miss the bottom?!

>>17849791
Leotard/thong/bikini haul videos
Russian amateur gymnastics
Anything in Spanish

>>17850056
>Anything in Spanish
You mean Portuguese.

>>17849871
THis is why social distancing is now a thing

Rh down again.

Why do I do this to myself

>>17850051
This is still the bottom for many days to come.