/biz/ - Business & Finance

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WTF IS THAT 1% SPIKE STOP PUMPING FEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>17847515
CHAIRMAN POWELL WHERE ARE YOU???

WE NEED A STICKY MODS

LET IT ALL BURN

AM I REALLY THINKING OR AM I JUST DREAMING WELL I DONT KNOW
I AM TIRED OF LIVING AND I AM SCARED OF DYING
I AM TIRED OF LIVING AND I AM SCARED OF DYING

How low we getting today? I feel like (((they))) won't allow the S&P to hit the second circuit breaker.

What's the bottom? 2008/2009 level?

fidelity or schwab?

HERE WE GO LADS PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

>This is the end, my only friend, the end

>>17847515

>>17847515
BUY THE DIP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17847528
You know how we can stop this? Imagining more money.

FUCK YOU FEDS STOP PUMPING AND START DUMPING

HAHAHAHAHA
BURN IT ALL TO THE FUCKING GROUND

Finally back, thank you market crash

BETTER GET USED TO DOG FOOD TRUMP-SUPPORTING BOOMERS

>>17847515
OY VEY MY SHEKELS

>>17847515
ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG DAYYY

WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND

Ok, so why are inverse ETF's dropping?

When it drops to 19k, Orange Hitler will lose the election.

ZE BOOMERS BOUGHT?
DUMP IT

>Quotierungseinschränkung

GUYS
THIS IS NOT FUNNY

MY 04/17 2300 S&P500 PUTS SHOULD BE PRINTING RIGHT NOW AND THEY FUCKING STOP TRADING? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

>these artificial pumps

el em ayy ow

They are DESPERATELY trying to keep it above 20,000 holy fucking shit

WHEN DO I SELL MY SPY PUTS? I MISSED OUT ON THE BOTTOM AND I WANT PEAK PROFIT?

>>17847613
thank god.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE'RE BACK BABY

How are my fellow bearbros making money?

Post dem gains

PICTURE IT, ONE MILLION POINTS GONE

Now that the dust has settled why didn’t everyone short the market at this very tweet?

We're back to Dec '18.

THESE THREADS ARE MOVING TOO FAST

Don't forget the FED is removing reserve limits from banks. Today I'm going to research which ones so I can start shorting them two weeks from now. We're literally going to see bank runs in America THIS YEAR.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm

We're not gonna hit the second breaker

HOLD THROUGH TRUMP CONFERENCE?

Will Trump will once again call a press conference to jerk off some CEOs to fix this?

IT'S OVER.

>>17847610
Take your (you) and fuck off.

>>17847610
People who bought in when it was cheap are selling for quick cash.

>>17847610
Because we about to pump.

>>17847600
Nice

>>17847591
Yes yes ahahaha let the boomers feel my 2 going into 3 year crypto bear market pain

My only regret is not screencapping all the bullfags on friday.

apologize

>ohh here you are
>there's nothing left to say

I'm just a board tourist, is this market crashing or not?

>>17847600
dude, same here, this has been a godsend
(blacked it our for a buddy but its 10k)

I told you guys this morning ~2350 was the bottom for /ES until November. I hope you bought your calls

>>17847605
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

STOP RUINING MY 401K YOU FUCKING LIBERALS

>>17847622
>My fucking ID ends in "bAIL"
YOU HEARD RNJESUS
BAIL BAIL BAIL

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE
INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV INSIDE

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 2009
A DECADE LATER NOW I CRY
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE
INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV INSIDE

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 2009
A DECADE LATER NOW I CRY
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
I FEEL SO DEAD INSIDE
I THINK I WANNA DIE
I THINK I WANNA CRY
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME BACK TO 2009
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME BACK TO 2009

So who get's the sticky first /pol/ or /biz/ place le bets?

>>17847644
can you explain what this means for idiots like me

>>17847639
SALVATION

EVERYONE FUCKING PANIC

>>17847647
When is it?

Lame, these gains hardly get me out of bed anymore

>>17847692
FED IS JUST GETTING STARTED

>>17847683
what call have you bought?

haha money printer go BRRRRRRRRrrrrrrRRrrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRKKKKSSHSGHGSGGRHRIFJFFFFFFFFFFFSSHSHHSHSHHSHSHHS
oh god fuck fuck fuck i broke it FUCK

>>17847668
I did this

>>17847591
Bill Mitchell is a fucking idiot. Taleb has been explaining why this is different from the flu since first week of January. Fuck Bill.

We're going to another recession aren't we

Do you think they are actually pumping this?

>>17847643
All those bulls laughing. They aren’t laughing now. Turns out it was an early warning.

Gimmie your markets, I'm gonna bash em

>>17847616
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584366541900.webm

>>17847600
Nice

Getting fucked hard by TDA, down over $10,000 because I can't sell my puts.

>>17847625
2 months from now

WHY IS KRATOS DOWN 60%

>>17847613
The one and only thing he had to avoid was an economic crisis lol
He fucked up his own reelection by not instituting a national emergency two months ago, otherwise the crash could have been delayed into his second term

>>17847720
yes

*toot toot*
All aboard!

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Well I guess SQQQ is just gonna keep going down slowly today fucking horse shit

It's Monday
I'm buying
Just like every Monday

>>17847679
what tool is that?

Do I buy spirit airlines??

This really is the end

How long till second breaker lads? one hour, two?

Aaaaaaaaaaaand pump it

>>17847669
How can something without intrinsic value lose its value? These goldbug don't know how mmt works

>>17847720
>Recession
We're in one, you should be saying Depression

>>17847719
Bears need to be fucked as well. Can't have the fucking be onesided.

>>17847705
Fuck you dude I'm holding PCG, bought in at 11.36.

At least short it down to $6 so I can double down cheaply.

feds pumping again >:((((

>>17847736
Cause I wanted to buy some, thanks for cheapies.

>>17847721
Actually I am laughing. At my own retardation. Worth it to lose 20% to post in these threads and experience this with everyone honestly

>>17847756
yes ALL IN BUY brother. spend all ya got

>>17847712
natch

>>17847714
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SO ORIGINAL

happening cancelling im gonna take a shower and get some breakfast

So how do you make money in a long term bear market/ recession ?

Thanks.

>>17847760
Fed is full power now, trying everything that they can, so my bet will be after lunch before trump speech, which will be a bulltrap

>>17847720

>recession

Recession?! Oh you sweet summer child ... :)

>>17847644
>reserve ratio of ZERO PERCENT
and people will STILL blame the market for this

>>17847731
my broker fucked me up too, called them via phone and no problemo

I’m looking to orange guy to save me
Looking for a tradthot wife
Looking for the fed to make my stonks all right

Warren buffet has 120 billion to play with right now

He’s pumping hard right now

>>17847760
after lunch, or at the close

>>17847751
hold. markets will keep coming down. its inevitable.

I WANNA GO TO SLEEP
BUT I WANT TO SEE THE FEDS FIGHT THE BEARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17847751
Fed will run out of ink and bumbler in chief will give an insane speech

With the premiums for puts so high, should I wait to buy more tomorrow??????

This is the bottom yeah?

>>17847782
you had 3 years of fake and gay 20% yearly 'growth', this is where it got us

>>17847804
open a bar

Everyone anticipating this to go down is the exact reason that it'll go up. The market makers stand to make more profit by reaping sweet dividends from toilet paper clear out than indulging bears' Marxist fantasies of market melt down.

>wake up
>up almost 100%
JUST

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE FED MOVE?
SOMEONE PUMP THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PUMP ET

>>17847736
Holy fucking shit

>>17847715
bless you

bottom is in bois

>>17847370
>the Board has reduced reserve requirement ratios to zero percent effective

bro, this is fucking huge

>25 dollar oil.

why buy stocks if this is the crash

>>17847829
>warren buffet is pumping the stocks by himself
literally why would you believe this when the fed is BRRRING as we speak

WE CRAB MARKET NOW

Fuck it, I'm doubling down. You Bobo fucks aren't going to break my hands.

>>17847515
GET IN HERE
THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD, COME TURN THE CHAT PINK WITH US discord gg xFuuSTZ

>Woke up to 6k
Not a bad day

>>17847756
I'd say no, Spirit is awful

Just woke up, what’s happening?

How hard can they pump?

>>17847515
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e6f88ab356af-weareabouttodiefuckerseeeeeeh.php soundtrack of the criss

>>17847694
It means banks will lend out all their reserve USD and when you go to the ATM to take out money to pay your hooker it'll be empty and the bank will simply collapse and everyone will lose their deposits.

Robinhood bros why do I have negative money?

>Quotierungseinschränkung
>Quotierungseinschränkung
>Quotierungseinschränkung
>Quotierungseinschränkung

i
cannot
SELL

at least they tried

How is everybody on /biz/ not rejoicing right now? This means cheap stocks and 2-3x returns on your money in like 3 months when coronavirus is dealt with.

Short plays:
American Airlines
United Airlines
Delta Airlines
DWT - 3x Oil Short

Long plays:
Exxon Mobil
Royal Dutch Shell
USO
Chevron
GUSH or UWT - 3x Oil Long

SQQQ for 3x short the NASDAQ 100 - short play
TQQQ for 3x long the NASDAQ 100 - long play

YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THE FREE MONIES

Should I invest in airline stock? Delta, Boeing, etc. all down at least -15/-20% and will go up after this corona shit passes and people start flying again

>>17847744
>TFW he tries to file for bankruptcy with China on the national debt

>>17847720
nah, it's the big D

>>17847804
Either play the inverse voodoo or park your money in dividends

>>17847515
SOMEONE LAUNCH THE FUCKING NUKES ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17847736
MORE

>>17847704
15 minutes

>>17847875
Fuck off retard

NOOOOOO NOT THE STOCKERINOS!

fun time is over
boring crap market again

>>17847804
Sell high, buy low. It's that simple.

Man fuck PDT rules. I'm sitting on almost double what I spent on puts and I have to hold them.

OHHHHH SNSS ANOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN

WHERE ARRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Just bought 500 more shares of WKHS.

I'm 44% down now overall. Hoping for at least a sizeable dead cat bounce soon, if not a bottom.

Should I buy cruise lines bros? RCL is retardedly cheap?

WE'RE BACK BULLBROS

I KNEW THE FED WOULD SAVE US

1 year treasury yield down below 0.3% (again)

>won 133k in 2014
>bank investment fund fucks me for 4 years
>slowly put in money the past 2 years
>now I'm at 115k and a 17k loan
How did I lose 20% in 6 years of investments. REEEE

>>17847515
It keeps trying to break past 21,000 but it keeps falling back

it's just gonna go sideways for weeks isnt it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17847701
jfc this dudes head is gonna be on a spike faster than powells at this point

HAHHAHAAHAHHAHA
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE WHERE THE FED PUUMPED
>YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE WHERE THE FED PUUMPED
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE WHERE THE FED PUUMPED
>YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE WHERE THE FED PUUMPED

>>17847903
Don't forget MRO on the long plays dude. They have $1 in cash per share at less than $4 share. They can go 2 years without making a single dollar on their cash rn.

>>17847866
I want to go back to the mid-2000s and tell everyone that we'd be to $25 in a decade lol
I remember finding $3.25/gallon gas in 2006 and being ecstatic
Jim Cramer was just on CNBC talking about how bizarre it is that some agency switched Exxon from hold to sell

>>17847890
you got margin called nigger

>>17847937

How low will six flags go today?

>>17847901
remember when trump could pump the markets with "trade talks are going very well"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>17847933
>thanks bro just but 200k in an index fund

>>17847722
You mean like communist markets got bashed? You realize every country on earth is being impacted by this horribly, socialist and communist ones too. Fucking retard.

Here we go ... next circuit breaker!!!!

>>17847903
very interested in UWT; any danger long term holding? like decay? never fucked with something like it before, thx.

Woah bros a helicopter dropping dollars just flew over my house

>>17847851
Keep telling yourself that

does anyone here ever buy options a few days from expiry and quite far otm?

>>17847963
boomer

>all this bounces and pumps
>-10 with less than a hour of market
>tumbling down to -11%
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>17847899
>he fell for the Optionsschein meme
expect to wait a few hours and get a shitty spread on top of that

> Circut breaker kicked in 0.03 seconds after opening
> It takes light 0.04 seconds to get from New York to Europe and back
> Einstein's theory of Relativity is now an essential aspect of calculating how fast stocks are crashing

holy fuck these option premiums

>>17847971
>Cramer

JFC. UK is thinking of using 10,000 armed forces for assistance with the stopping of the virus.

>>17847692
stfu about a goddamned sticky
last one brought in so many niggers it was unbearable

>>17847990
The boy can only cry wolf so many times.

>>17847963
How
The market has been so good during the last few years

>>17847941
nah those are going bankrupt lad

>>17848000
checked

>>17848019
no because thats a waste of $

CANT CUT THE INTEREST RATE ANY LOWER FEDS, WHATS YOUR NEXT MOVE.

>>17847972
>MRO
based. add it to the free money list

>>17847963
just wait 2 months bro lol

>>17847937
Rewatching Trump's Friday jew gangbang to stave off facing reality

>>17847644
Tell us which banks to short when you find out

>buy 500 gush @ .53
I'm happy

>there are people ITT that didn’t buy SQQQ and SPXU

>>17847903
Assuming we make it that far.

>>17848000
Checkered

Oof owie my market

>>17848019
i did on friday

>>17847901
>AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>17848056
negative rates incoming

wow this was my first time trading options and I made a 200%+ return. fuck imagine if I actually invest a couple grand instead of $250

IM GONNA POOOOOOOOOMP IM POOOOOOOOOOOOOMPINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17847941
Why the fuck would you buy any sector that relies on travelers at any time right now?

>>17848056
THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
-%

>>17848000

>>17847861

Frollein?

Remember, don;t try to time the market. your holding time is FOREVER.

> They thought stonks went up
Honk honk

>>17848030
yeah I know. i'm priced out.

>>17848056
>implying they can't go negative

>>17847953
there's no way coronavirus lasts for a year let alone a month, what the fuck is going on

>>17847889
The government insures all accounts up to $250k USD, nobody's money is vanishing unless the US Government itself collapses. It's more likely that the banks themselves become nationalized.

so when is the bulltrap to buy more puts? They're gonna do it right before close again, aren't they?

LSE still down 15%


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>FED DESPERATELY PUMPING IT EVERY TIME IT ALMOST HITS 11%
>IT STILL GOES BACK DOWN EACH TIME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>17848032
cuomo was begging for us army corp of engineers to come and build him a hospital yesterday

>>17848000
If the second circuit breaker happens, it'll be through a pump.

>>17847903
>playing triple leveraged ETFs long

God EMPEROR Trump will save us before the day close. Watch the market jump 20% up each day from that moment.

>>17848032
They will just get infected like the doctors. Even worse since soldiers have fuck all personal space.

Etrade finally updated, here's my day's change so far.

I sure know how to pick em, huh? Going to double down after I take a shower.

>>17848000
Checked, god bless those digits. We're stuck at -10% though

>>17847644
this tho
imma go do the same desu
im out for today anyways

>>17847963
Imagine not being able to make money from the last 5 years of incredible growth

>>17848084
The first one is free
Please do not get cocky friend you can lose a lot with options

Thank you Coronachan

Should i sell my oil shorts and take a small profit or hold for 2nd breakre bros.

>>17848056
negative rates will just kill the banks instantly, no one is going to take a loan now, people will just run to take money out of the banks

15% pump eod

How bad is today's crash guys, won't it just bounce back?

>no 2nd circuit breaker

NOOOOOO ITS NOT FAIIRRR

ok, I give up. What should I go short on?

>>17848027
I used to trade them just fine but today is the first time they actually disabled them. Never seen this before. What other options do us Europeans to have to trade American assets?

>>17848034
Nigger you're getting the sticky now and all the /ptg/ tourists along with it, /cvg/ is going to be comfy for a few hours.

>>17848056
Trump did ask for negative rates.

greaTES ECONOMY OF THE EARTH

>>17848088
Because that shit is going straight up in a month when this blows over

>>17848128
Wait for it ... wait for it ...

>>17848112
That might just be a sell off.

How long is the Fed going to keep pumping for? This is ridiculous, let it fall already!

KEK THEY ARE LITERALLY TELLING PEOPLE THAT THE VIRUS IS SLOWING DOWN AND THAT LOCKDOWNS ARE BEING LIFTED TO SAVE THE STOCK MARKETS

WE FULL PROPAGANDA MODE NOW

Fuck boomers and their pumped up stocks.
But also my parents were hoping to retire soon and I'm so scared for them. I don't want to see my mom cry.

>IT'S COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN
IT'S COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN
>THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN
THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN
>IT'S COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN
IT'S COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN
>THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN
THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN
>IT'S COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN
IT'S COMING BACK AROUND AGAIN
>THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN
THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN

>>17848090
The forbidden value sign, the minus.

>>17847941
Yes. just be prepared to wait for your gains

>>17848056
>RATES BELOW ZERO

>>17848099
Take profits from a friend.

>Britain flipflops between Herd Immunity and Total Lockdown
gee I wonder why the Markets are looking so bad

>>17848110
I think that was the bulltrap

>>17848121
Fools.

Time to buy stocks in big pharma, no?

>>17848119
gotta play to win big brother. big oil will bounce back over 6-12 months, just the smaller producers might go bankrupt but the big 5 will be fine

>>17848068
its gonna reverse split in a week you know.

>>17848109
>What is inflation anyways?

>>17847946
THINK AGAIN BULLS
BEARBROS, WE BAAAAACK

>>17847754
just the ios photo editor

>>17848162
Haven't they ran out of the 1.5 trillion yet?

>>17848179
HOLY FUCK WE ARE BACK BROS!! BUY AIRLINE STOCKS! BUY CRUISE STOCKS! BUY EVERYTHING!

>>17848099

>SPY $185 3/27

absolute chad, i was only strong enough for 200

>>17848148
It's early, the market is still; being pumped by BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Give it an hour or so.

Accumulate XOM it's literally free money if you aren't a boomer

>>17847622
Kek

>>17848107
>>17848158
Yeah, you have fun with your paper at that point.

>>17848088
Buy high sell low

>>17848195
HERD
IMMUNITY

>>17848135
Geez what did you have fren?

>>17848150
Don't, retard. You missed the move.

JUST

>>17848175
Who is saying that China? You can tel they are still dead from bitcoin.

>>17848205
if you know which ones to buy, sure, but pharma has so many unheardof companies that i dont know that i can't fuck with it

>>17848000
Heckin Checkerino'd

>>17848246
CNBC

>>17848173

What's going to happen to the value of the USD, EUR, and GBP?

Trumps press conference knocked back to 3:30

>>17848152
they are fine until you get big jumps like this and stand to make a lot of money. If you plan on doing this more often it is worth the effort to go for a broker that allows you to trade real options, I think degiro does?

S T A B L E
E C O N O M Y
>S T A B L E
>E C O N O M Y
S T A B L E
E C O N O M Y
>S T A B L E
>E C O N O M Y
S T A B L E
E C O N O M Y
>S T A B L E
>E C O N O M Y
S T A B L E
E C O N O M Y
>S T A B L E
>E C O N O M Y

>>17848158
literally cant think of a quicker way to destroy the entire world desu
thermonuclear warfare be damned

>AEX from -9 to -6%
>DAX from -10 to -7%

Can the ECB just fuck off already? I want my money.

>>17847720
>recession
Hehehehehehe
Haaaaagaaahahaaahaa
Hoooooooohooooooo
HaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17848150
APPL, DIS, TSLA, any airline

next pump can we break 21000 this time

How does daytrading infractions on Robin Hood work?

If I buy and sell SQQQ 4x in one day does it count as multiple day trades or is it all on the same one

>>17848173
Not today ZOOM ZOOM

>>17848056
Directly buying equities like boj. Also massive tax cuts to business. There are still tools to be deployed

BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL / BUY OIL /

>>17848277
what a clown lmao

>>17847736
FUCKING HELL

>>17848205
never touch pharma, pharma is the reason for all the downward cliffs in >>17847679

>>17848245
Who is that broad fucgg

>>17848166
So buy it in 29 days?

>>1784829
>if I trade multiple times on the same day, is that one day trade?

>>17848195
Wait for Macron's speech on national tv at 7pm UTC when he announces total lockdown of France

>>17848179
scoops you play sax right?
you any good?

WHAT HAPPENED TO KTOS? I WANTED TO BUY SOME AND IT LOST 60% TODAY TOP FUCKING KEK.

>>17848195
Nah we're herd immunity all the way. No lockdowns are why we haven't dipped into double digits and keep going back up to -7%.

>>17848264
It's the strategy China tried. When push comes to shove save the economy kill the people.

>>17848278
I did this with degiro. They don't have American options, not in the style robinhood has.

When can I expect trading to resume?

>>17848213
Preferable to having everyone in America wake up one day to see $0.00 in their bank accounts, which would lead to the immediate, total collapse of society.

>>17848194
I already did, I could 100% and still pulled almost 6k profit out.

>>17848299
Fantastic, the businesses can pay 5% tax on the 0$ they are making because they are all fucking closed.

>>17848242
TVIX

>>17848084
what did you sell?
i'm trying to buy a microsoft put right meow. first one

>>17848294
they might flag you for professional day trader infraction. you have to have 25k in your account to be authorized - at least on my broker

>>17847937
He'll say the same thing as always, you know, he's not selling until he gets his money.

>>17848300
This.
Cramer said sell oil this morning.
Always do the opposite of what Cramer says.

>>17848109
>It's more likely that the banks themselves become nationalized.
this would be a worst case scenario, honestly

>>17848331
CEO stuck his cock in a cannon and shot his entire groin off.

>He bought ze dip?
>Pump eet for 10 minutes, zen dump eet again

What's gonna happen with the Real?

I WANT TO HIT THE 2nd BREAKER Q-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>17848277
I hope the crashing market would give him a heart attack if he had a heart to begin with

pls buy stocks guys

>>17848176

>FUCK BOOMERS!!!!!
>except for my mommy

Were at the bottom, FED wont allow dow below 20k, once people realize it will balloon up, we will be green at the close.

Hehe who here brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gang?
Gotta print faster

>>17848361
kek

>>17848320
yeah, if you want to lose all your money.

WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS
>WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS

WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS
>WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS

WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS
>WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS

WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS
>WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS

WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS
>WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS

WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS
>WE'RE GOING TO PRE OBAMA VALUATIONS

>>17847751
I set a buy limit for a low price.

>>17848134
the sooner he loses money, the better. everyone needs to learn or else they'll get fucked even harder

>>17848294
no, only if you buy then sell, you can buy multiple times and its not day trading

>>17848066
lol only after my positions are already in.

>>17847515
We need a sticky this is ridic are the mods working from home and unable to sticky a thread wtf wth mods get this started

This is The End, beautiful friend
This is The End, my only friend, The End

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdr8OBQns3g

>>17848294
Its trades per week so wether it's in one day or several it's the same, in other words you can't game it that way

>>17847644
they are literally letting banks print money lmao

>>17848294
I think you can only day trade 3 times in a week, every sell is a day trade

BUY NOW YOU FOOLS
IT CANNOT GO LOWER

So is the market going to keep going down today?

>>17848343
>Fantastic, the businesses can pay 5% tax on the 0$ they are making because they are all fucking closed.
Even businesses through the period of "social distancing" will need money to be able to open back up. Tax cuts are a direct easy way Trump can help make sure that happens. I'm not saying it's perfect just that is a way above rate cuts and monetary stimulus to help people get through this shit and help mitigate some of the damage to the economy

>>17848349
I still don't really know how trading VIX works

Why the fuck is SQQQ going down

>sold my 6 call orders for KR at 300%+ profit
>order is pending
COME ON BABY SHOW ME THE MONEY

>>17848028
Kek

>>17848374
Can we get the machine and his hair on fire

>>17848427
new
>>17848427
new

>$dis pump

what the fuck

What calls should I buy for tomorrows bounce?

>>17848332
rip Britain, you'll look like the end of Threads after this.

>>17848408
nice
finna buy me one of them printers once the banks are in BK auctions

>>17848436
Are you retarded?

>>17848436
S&P pumped

DAX will close green if this continues


but it wont

>>17848176
My dad pulled all his money out a month ago when a man in China was coughing. He had better instincts than me, or was just lucky. But I'm glad his retirement isn't getting destroyed.

>>17848367
After sending out that signed email he is so fucked lmao. All trump had to do was keep the populists in the Whitehouse.

>>17848430
government is doing everything they can to prevent the second breaker, only time will tell if they succeed

>>17847644
USB and BAC are some of the most exposed in consumer credit/loan markets. Might wanna add that in there.

Fell for the SQQQ meme, am i fucked?
Just got some and red numbers for days.

>>17848436
markets are crabing

>>17848405
how about they just make a cyclical thread
fuck stickies and all the niggers they bring in

>>17848436
What else do you fucking expect? Market goes up=SQQQ goes down.

God it may be time to cash out because all kinds of mouthbreathers are buying short ETFs

>>17848493
WHAT AN IDIOT

>>17848294
>If I buy and sell SQQQ 4x in one day does it count as multiple day trades
Yes.

You can disable instant and go to cash account and day-trade all you want, but the account change is permanent and you have to wait to actually put money in. It's good if you keep some cash there.

>>17848375
I mean what else can explain a drop like that? It has to be something of equally colossal stupidity.

Yesterday I told you faggots that Clorox would go up, essential oils would die and Bitcoin is dead. Suck me dick, you could've listened.

>>17848493
You will be at a gain in less than a week

>>17848493
Be patient.

>>17848207
I have calls on GUSH for $1 by January
What am I in for?

>>17848176
>Tfw making a bunch of money off the crash but then I remember my parents are losing 10 times as much as I am making
It is a weird kinda feel

>>17848514
people dont understand how stressed those lev ETFs get when people take profits en masse

The big brain move right now is to buy dumped TQQQ and re-sell it during the fed pump

>>17848446
Why not it's probably one of the only safe buys if you're looking long term, society will collapse before they do, they'll bounce back. They'll bounce back right to where they were and people will make fuckton in safe money terms.

>>17848335
should be back some time today but I don't think there's a fix limit. this shit is why real options are so much better and I wish I could trade them

>>17848330
I was definitely decent. I played for about 10 years, but I haven't touched one in 2-6 years now.
My brother's still at it, and very, very good though.

Also,
>DUMPING WILL RESUME SHORTLY, I JUST BOUGHT SPXL
DUMPING WILL RESUME SHORTLY, I JUST BOUGHT SPXL
>DUMPING WILL RESUME SHORTLY, I JUST BOUGHT SPXL
DUMPING WILL RESUME SHORTLY, I JUST BOUGHT SPXL
>DUMPING WILL RESUME SHORTLY, I JUST BOUGHT SPXL
DUMPING WILL RESUME SHORTLY, I JUST BOUGHT SPXL

>>17848550
pain. they're doing a 40:1 reverse split in a week.

>>17847669
>>17847769
What even is intrinsic value?
No such thing exists.

>>17848577
when is tue pump?

>>17848593
they DO own unironically MOST of the entertainment biz
that said im not sure their park shutdowns are priced in just yet desu

>>17848121
hahaha dumbass

The only person cheaper than a Jew is an antisemite

Is this the bottom?

why are the premiums for SPY still so god damn high

>>17848632
You don't need to time it, you just know they're gonna try to pump pump it about as far as it fell. Just set your sell price to a bit less than friday's price

>>17848617
time to git gud
funny how the tables ave turned
tenor or alto?

>>17848683
>bottom

Does the weekend count towards the day-trade limit?

For example if I day trade 3 times on Wednesday will it reset on Monday, or does it skip the weekend and reset Wednesday the next week?

What happens if/when the Dow Jones goes below 20k, Will that cause other stocks to drop faster?

>>17848617
please be correct.

>>17848687
is this your first day here, they've been high for the last 3 weeks

>>17848702
It's a moving 5 day window

>>17848300
WHICH OIL USO OILD OR WHAT

>>17848687
you can still make around 100% with atm options, its still ok just not 500% huge gains

No savings, living paycheck to paycheck, just spent 500 dollars on groceries and now we are probably gonna have a depression.


I have an amazing job, a house, a family, etc. I'm going to lose everything aren't I?

>>17848683
In general no but for today maybe

>>17848736

>>17848702
5 trade days not calendar days. can you fucking google and do some reading on these readily answered questions

>>17848702
5 biz days

>>17848683

Not even close

I think we’re gonna wander at -11-9%

>brought SPY calls at 1.80

I'M PRINTING MONEY

why is the market going up???

>>17848721
Yeah, institutional investors and funds will start dumping. Although they've been dumping since open anyway.

>>17848687
lol gee idk

>>17848773
??? SOMEONE ANSWER

>>17847797
yo soxl shill, im down 64% on SOXL, i just hold right?

>>17848771
>No savings
>living paycheck to paycheck
>I have an amazing job

you get what you deserve faggot, shouldn't have consoomed your switch so much

>>17848771
>living paycheck to paycheck
Anon, I...

>>17848797
cuz its down

>>17848797
Because bears need to get sucked too.

>bought 45 min ago
Lmao free money

>>17848844
>>17848853
>>17848771
stfu faggots i dont have any friends families or hobbies i hope the coronvairus and recession hits you and the economy on a few am radio stations

>>17848771
Jesus fucking Christ. You wouldn't be living paycheck to paycheck if you didn't spend $500 on food, fat fuck. How often do you buy? I only spend about $250/m on food

>>17848917
Are you retarded he said he has a family lol at least address the legitimate issues.

Buy SPY calls to sell on the bounce tomorrow

>>17848947
Exactly what I am doing.

>>17848771
yup
you know how to fix shit?
or have a truck you can haul things for people with?
also, never forget how valuable scrap becomes during times like this. i remember in 08 trading in brass broom handles for like $10-$15 a pop.

all else fails, work on your panhandling skillz.
no one likes a beggar, but everyone loves an entertainer

>>17848698
>time to git gud
Why? My current company is absolutely not losing any business from this situation. If you check news articles, you'll see we're having "too much of a good thing" problems right now.
I might try to git gud at my new painting hobby tho
>funny how the tables ave turned
>tenor or alto?
Alto :) I loved squawking out shit in the altissimo range that the instrument wasn't built for either

>>17848797
its the flu

>>17849014
These pump and dump cycles are getting really blatant, almost too easy to predict.

I'm still not quite sure how the 5-day period of day-trading works.

So if I buy and sell the same stock in one day, it counts as a day-trade. If I buy that stock and sell it the day after, does it still count as a day-trade if its within the 5 day trading period?

>>17849077
no.

>>17848843
>yo soxl shill, im down 64% on SOXL, i just hold right?
That's about all we can do. It'll come back up just might take awhile. No sense in selling now though even if you could sell and buy lower that always sounds easy and looks easy in retrospect. The practice is another matter

>>17848844
>>17848853
>>17848913
>>17848917

It's a scary time to be alive folks I wish you all the best.

How can I make money off of this? I have 13k line of credit, can I use it to make $ ?

>>17849077
Beats me but it’s stupid that they try to block it, why do they do that?

>>17849062
I'm usually slower on the uptake, it took me some time to trade the trade war talks, but I managed to learn enough from that to start trading this after the first cycle. I haven't made mad bank, but consistent gains, in total, around 5k.

>>17849024
damn
could use a tenor
imma bout to take over the US rn
motherfuckers turned off all the bread and circus
my turn

>>17849090
So I'm safe to sell the puts I bought a few days ago?

>Bought Deutsche Bank @4.51, Commerzbank @2.84, Lufthansa @8.36. SL can be 0.01 of all and will hold for long time.
some guy on investing.com

lmao

>>17849137
yes

>>17849077
at this point you'll just have to go ahead and get marked with the day trades so you can comprehend it because it's clearly not working out when it's explained to you

>>17849162
Oh good. Time to profit.

>>17849137
you run into problems when you have 3 day trades within a 5 day period. if you buy a stock at say 3:59pm today and sell it tomorrow at open it wont count as a day trade.

DAX is going up fast.

>>17849212
That's the info I was looking for, thanks. I'm still kind of new to this. That makes options work a lot better for me.

should I just blow my load into DFEN and just forget about it for a year?

>>17847903
I am rejoicing, thanks I just started my retirement fund

>>17849096
lol do not trade with money that isn't yours

safest shit is tqqq puts 2- weeks out

buy right b4 market close

>>17849126
I think my brother plays alto, barry, and tenor.
I think he's also picked up clarinet and flute.
He's probably very interested in gigs.