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>>17833187
The crux of this shitty larp is panic over virus mutation in random bat populations in brazil. This leverages the human panic response to the word 'mutation' since they think of mutants, x-men, chernobyl, etc etc etc. The reality is that virusus (and humans, and everything else) are constantly mutating and 99.99999% of the time it doesn't fucking do shit. There is no conceivable way that you could look at a virus and look at a specific population of bats in brazil and 'know' that if A collided into B some magical ultramutation would occur in corona like a final form sequence in an anime. Let's go over the rest:

>I know a guy who knows a guy who knows things
>Interweave truths (r0, viral mutation rate, official tallies can't possibly ever equal actual cases) and easy guesses (viral spread to europe, heavy lockdowns in the first euro nation to report corona) with speculative bullshit
>speculate on things that are hard to prove/disprove/quantity ("we're in for a long recession, things are going to be bad for a while")
>I don't care if you believe me or not

It's honestly a trash-tier LARP, it sets things up reasonably well but blows it all on its ridiculous payload of killer mutating brazil bats. And before you taking a big steaming shit on me because it made some semi-specific guesses that it got right, bear in mind that /pol/ sees dozens of coronalarps every day and one of the is bound to get a few of its guesses right. All presumed 'true insider' posts are heavy beneficiaries of survivorship bias.

4chan and /biz/ + /pol/ users in particular constantly astonishes me with their capacity to ask hard questions and dig deep beyond the surface appearance of things, while simultaneously also readily swallowing the biggest possible loads of white-hot bullshit without even a second thought.

>> No.17833885

archive link anyone?

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>>17833540

No dude, it's gonna touch some bats and turn into super aids, you're already dead. Invest in plastic. Trust me my dad is nintendo.

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that part about italy holy fuck, dude I'm bailing out of the city going to my parents

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>>17833540
>thinks people post larps because they believe them.

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>>17834616
>he doesn't remember Qanon starting as a larp and now it's believed by thousands of boomers unironically

>> No.17834746

>>17833187
The lies is the part about "Chinese response" and "Brazil bad".
I think everything in here is true but it's trying to set a narrative. It's not a mutation that is the risk but the second component of the binary weapon.

>> No.17835726

>>17833897
This is true.

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>>17833187
>>17833540
>>17833897
>>17834656
Read it and weep you cuck

>> No.17835848

Literally only true predictions were Italy and March. Wild stabs, not accurate in whole.

>> No.17835903

>>17835848
SEE
>>17835825

>> No.17835993

You wanna shit your fucking pants?

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/230585890/#230585890

Fucking OCTOBER

>> No.17836035

Tachyon Protocol selects the available protocols by identifying
the current network environment to avoid failure of network connection.

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Shill your doom porn else ware the market right now and us 1% are all laughing at you people.

The first thing I did was fact check the 2% death rate and its bullshit. people around 25-30 years old are only at 0.2% death rate. The bias to kill old people indicates that the death rate mirrors the probability of death from natural causes.

Influenza has killed ~250,000 people this year compared to Corona Virus at ~5000. it is basically so statistically insignificant compared to influenza right now that its actually hard to figure out if it is actually killing people at all. btw Corona virus = Common cold and influenza = the Flu.

Basically china needed an excuse to cover up the zombie loan corporations shitting the bed like domino's so they started a panic over a outbreak of the common cold.

Also that doctor that died probably did not die of Corona virus considering the probability of disappearing or being killed by the communist party after speaking out on social media is much higher then the 2% corona virus is supposed to have of killing you.

Do some fucking Research people its all on the WHO archives. Also everything is a shit coin except Ethereum. Bitcoin is dead because china centralized it gtfo.

>> No.17837420

>>17833187
This is actually believable. Holy fuck

>> No.17838458

>>17833540
have sex

>> No.17838689

>>17835993
Damn wtf

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>>17833187
This is mostly information from Event-201 and its spot on because predictions by worlds leading scientists and authorities on viral epidemics usually tend to be right.
Whats interesting is the time Event-201 took place. It was already suspected that a pandemic would happen. Pic related.