/biz/ - Business & Finance

APOLOGIZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWcnQGg-Bk

JUST

Getting spicy in the comment section
https://ca.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures-streaming-chart

FINALLY

Well, this cannot be good.

>>17825102
STEAK IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

LIVE IN 15 MINUTES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk

>mfw I bought the dip

I’ve learned over the past 20 years running money is that the best way to become a millionaire listening to the economists is to start out as a billionaire.

BEAR TRAP

YOU BROKE IT JEROME

Thank you Mr. Trump, the world owes you a debt of gratitude

It didnt do fucking shit, what the fuck this is crazy

I'm unironically going to kill myself if we fall into another great depression. I already have so many mental problems as it is, I just won't be able to take it.

>>17825115
Greatest economist of the 21st century. He was right all along... but people couldn't see because they were blinded by greed. How many movies are going to be made about Peter Schiff in next 20 years?

PERMANENT RECESSION GENERAL!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HELP ME FED MOMMY

MOMMY PLEASE NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE

Dinner's almost ready Bo Bros. Who's comin over?

Imagine being Jerome Hayden Powell right now lmfao

LAST FRIDAY = LA ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

>cut the rates last week
>backfires
>do it again
>?

All of europe is shut down, what the fuck will interest rates do at this point. Consumers are staying inside for possibly a month to 2 months!!!! THIS IS THE END.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

SQQQ GANG RISE UP

>>17825155
have you ever even listened to one of these?

>Doubled down on AMD
No way I don’t make it now

HOLY SHIT IMAGINE HOW RED THE FUTURES WOULD BE IF THE FED HADN'T JUST SHOT ITS ENTIRE LOAD

NTH FOR FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK MIGA RETARDS
AND FUCK (and I can't stress this enough) JANNIES

BUY PRECIOUS METALS WHILE YOU CAN, VENDORS SOLD THE FUCK OUT ALL ACROSS THE BOARD


ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!

REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
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https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

>>17825102
>search last thread
>ctrl-f
>0 results for "TMO"

dude are you retards even plugged in to news or what? is nobody watching the free money announcements on MSM right now

i swear, the vast majority of you retards are still cryptokiddies under 25 years of age

>>17825200
Finally people will realize that without economic growth the market will crash and this time in a brutal way.

>-4% and falling
BUT IT WAS OUR DAY!! HOW COULD EMERGENCY ZIRP TO PROP-UP THE BANKING INDUSTRY BE BEARISH! NOOOOO! SAVE ME JEROME!

>>17825191
Literal children could do better than this, at least they have basic pattern recognition

Trumps prediction for stonk trajectory

You can only post right now if you hold any short ETF or are in a short position

NOT SO FAST MOOFAGS

I'M SO TIRED OF WINNING
MR PRESIDENT PLS STOP WINNING
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK WHY AREN'T PEOPLE HAVING FAITH IN THE FED???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

So this is the fucking pump? lmao we're all fucked.

>>17825175
>How many movies are going to be made about Peter Schiff
My wall clock with a dead battery would be a great choice of actor to play Schiff in the inevitable blockbuster.

Well they cut rates to zero. So now what? We watch another drop. Oh well. DIS @ $50 is looking mighty appealing.

If this does nothing then economy is going straight to hell and EVERYONE knows it.
Might as well just teleport 80% down and start rebuilding from there.

>>17825220
Jerome's gonna need to crank that at warp speed or Donny's not gonna be happy!

>>17825222
My friendly silver merchant better honor the price I paid on Friday

GEE
IT TURNS OUT THAT PUTTING INTEREST RATES TO 0% AND PUMPING MONEY INTO THE ECONOMY
IN THE MIDDLE OF ECONOMIC FORECASTS GETTING WORSE
AND INTERNATIONAL SUPPLY LINES AND TRAVEL GETTING SHUT DOWN
WHILE A GLOBAL PANDEMIC SHUTS OUT HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FROM THE ECONOMY DUE TO QUARANTINE MEASURES

DOESN'T INSPIRE CONFIDENCE IN THE MARKET

Hey smg how long should I hold my puts for this week? I have like 5k in SPY WWE and SPCE puts

They're printing an 8 billion dollar bill

>>17825201
Red Forman checking in

IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

All they had to do was stop themselves from overreacting. All they had to do was sit back and let it fall. It would have naturally returned, but greedy little boomers just had go for the nuclear option. Now there is no option left. Fuck it all.

FUTURES HALTED

WE ARE APPROACHING LIMIT DOWN
I REPEAT WE ARE APPROACHING LIMIT DOWN

POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17825267
this
>Bullkeks actually think the Fed can game a global virus

>-4% in 15 minutes
Oh boy

THERE'S NO TP ON THE DAMN SHELVES, NOTHING'S FIXED

ZIRP has been priced in since the previous rate cut

>>17825238

ITS OVER

THE MARKET IS FIINISHED

>>17825268

In a market that wasn't being manipulated it'd be a super safe bet to hold them for as long as possible, its only going to get worse over the next two months.

With all of the shady shit they're doing with these money injections and QE and all that bullshit who knows.

God damn I should have gone all in SQQQ I knew it!

>>17825267
Interest rate cut always result a temporary sell off people go to bonds. QE however will pump liquidity long run, a lot

This was too fast. These are their last cards in the deck. Wtf happens now

I bet if the bullfags on here were around on 9/11 they would have bought the dip inbetween the first and second tower getting hit

>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS DOWN TO ZERO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS DOWN TO ZERO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS DOWN TO ZERO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS DOWN TO ZERO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS

MOOMOOFAGS WHERE ARE YOU?
WE ARE HERE TO PLAY!

>>17825281
Red rocket standing by

FUCKING KEK KEEP BRRRRRRRRRRRRING BOOMER FAGGOTS

WE HAD ONE BLACK MONDAY YES

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND BLACK MONDAY?

>>17825267
But who could have foreseen such an outcome? Surely this is 84d chess.

>>17825334

>>17825301
its just all the orders filled from friday going through, they are about to pump based on new news

>>17825286

THE LOOOOVE YOOUUU TAAAAKE

You're all memeing and shit but this is fucking unbelievable.

https://youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY
>https://youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY
https://youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY
Thread theme.

Holy shit did dow already hit limit down?

>>17825354
LOOK AT THIS DELUSIONAL BULL
LOOK AT HIM

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a permanent bear. I'm looking forward to buying some nice KO at $20, AAPL at $80, owing my first BRK.A for $50K

>>17825354

hahaha...yeah man i agree :)

>>17825362
this

>>17825220
kek

With all this fucking volatility, and if we open down, how the fuck can we justify buying puts?

What're people thinking for moves tomorrow? I really wanted some mid April 240p but idk how now.

>>17825336
Only 1000

> FUTURES ARE HALTED
> FUTURES ARE HALTED
> FUTURES ARE HALTED
> FUTURES ARE HALTED
> FUTURES ARE HALTED

ITS OVER. ITS OVER. SELL EVERYTHING.

NICEEEEEEEEEEE

Has CoronaChan caused the greatest happening of all time?

>tfw held on to 3 grand of an inverse etf over the weekend
Feels good. Today's gonna be a slaughter, especially in europe.

>>17825354

>JARED JARED PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE, MNUCHIN DO SOMETHING GOD DAMN IT WHERE THE FUCK IS POWELL PUMP IT YOU WORTHLESS FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There shouldn't be anything to worry about. We'll be fine.. Just buy GUSH.

>>17825229
Check the thread before that sweatie

Well at least oil is doing good

Newfag here

what's all the fuss about?

>>17825388
Print money everyday

>>17825336
Fed rates were 0% for 8 years under Obama
tell me what that did

>>17825298
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BERNAKE WE NEED YOU BACK

>>17825399
no

>>17825102
KEK MY STOCKS INTO PIECES

>>17825298
>>17825301
-10% today, bearbros.

>>17825115
He also said, a year ago, the fed was going to raise rates. He covered both side on this.

>>17825401
welcome to /biz/

>>17825401

>>17825401
We took economic viagra because our dick was getting limp. Our alcoholic doctor kept telling us to up our dose until and our heart fucking exploded

Truly shit like this is why the idea of "globalization" is very bad. When you can't even get TP or PT, you know basic shit, you know shit's fucked. I don't think they even make both in the U.S anymore. Like all other shit it's been outsourced.

FUTURES HALTED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Circuit breaker hits at -5% right?

Nikkei and DAX also down

>>17825336
>WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
you still don't get it.

FUTURES LIMIT DOWN ALREADY
>FUTURES LIMIT DOWN ALREADY
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>>17825401
The Federal Reserve just unleashed insane, drastic measures to combat economic downturn. The market futures for tomorrow are blood red despite them.

just lost half my portfolio

Metal fags get in here, we comfy!

>>17825401
printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17825444
THEY DIDNT EVEN LAST 30 MINUTES

BULLKUKS ETERNALLY BTFO

What's he thinking right now, /smg/?

What should i so as an european?

What happened did they halt it early?

>>17825445
lel, apparently it's whenever the fed fucks up too. aint nothing moving.

>>17825369
i dont feel fine

>>17825441
kek pretty accurate

>>17825458
then why is there still volume?

oh wow. donald pump really is fucking the economy, fucking everybody, and he really has no clue

1929 depression incoming

I saw a guy mention MO as a good dividend stock, is there any truth in this?

flying blind tomorrow. Holy fuck

>-13% on the way

>>17825102
>cut rates to zero
Last stop before armageddon

>>17825474
withdraw as much money from the bank as you can

What's limit down?

>>17825410
It was never ZERO you mongoloid piece of shit.

>>17825469
>all part of the plan

>>17825437
Speaking of bitcoin, LMAO. It dumped right as futures did. BTC is going to 2K

>>17825399
Lol no. No it is not.

wat?
I'm not seeing 5% yet...

What the fuck did I miss? I'm buying FTSE in 10 hours.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK WE GOING FULL 2008

Its over bros

This is the end

It's all over...

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF ZION DON AND THE FED

WHY IS IT ALL FROZEN?

hahahaahhhahahhhahhha

what the fuck were they thinking doing this now and not in 8 weeks when the shit really hits the fan who the fuck is running thing hahahahahahahhahahhahaha

WHY DON'T THE JUST SHUT DOWN THE STOCK MARKET

>>17825474
enjoy the last few weeks of civilization

>>17825401
Sniffles.

>>17825474
then go a tarranting

>>17825401
It's akin to trying to stop a train on a collision course with a wall the wall being a recession. The US gov deployed the brake on Thurs & Fri to no avail, them announcing dropping interest rates to 0 and futures still going down is like pulling the emergency brakes and having the train speed up.

>Dabs on the world

Repent.

Should I buy spy puts for open or wait at this point?

>>17825508
>muh currency replacement
>follows stocks like a mirror

meme token fags btfo.

> Tfw they thought stonks went up
I tried to warn ya..

>>17825401

They're probably going to ban shorting after this

>>17825491
It's cute you think this is going to be as small as the 1929 depression.

This is going to get fucking *biblical*.

>>17825401

This is unironically the end of the world.

Of course the planet itself will continue to exist and humanity will not go extinct. But the 1945-2020 era of stability is over

TWO BLACK MONDAYS IN A FUCKING ROW

>>17825511
Yeah and I'm also seeing NASDAQ'S futures still trading

>>17825429
>>17825510
Oh, I meant my position. My bad

https://youtu.be/DbwlGv9SWfY

CIRCUIT BREAKER SPEEDRUN MONDAY BEARBROS

PRINTMORE

>>17825554
Put all cash into Silver/gold, short with whatever you are comfortable with as well.

https://www.wikihow.com/Prepare-for-Economic-Collapse
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>https://www.wikihow.com/Prepare-for-Economic-Collapse

Imagine owning equities or going long right now. Stocktraders are gonna start jumping from windows.

It looks like it's all over. Feds don't have any tricks left under their sleeves. Dow 15k by the end of the month.

>>17825554
I'm going to

>>17825564
Good thing I'm used to live with the concept of stability long gone out of the window.

>>17825538
that's their last and final option. market closed for 1 month for global pandemic... similar to what they did during 9/11 just much longer this time...

420 BLAZE IT

>buy high
>sell low
>post pink wojaks

>>17825554
SPY puts are going to be even more stupidly expensive now, might as well just buy the inverse ETF. GOD DAMN I wish I hadn't sold my sqqq calls

>>17825568
>>17825511
/nq is limit down, not trading

>>17825410
THIS ISNT THE FED RATE
THIS IS THE LAW THAT REQUIRES BANKS TO HOLD A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF CASH SO PEOPLE CAN WITHDRAW FROM THEIR ACCOUNT
NOW THEY DONT HAVE TO KEEP ANY
WE ARE UNBELIEVABLE FUCKED

The Fed's gotta save this between now and the open. Really nothing they can do now is going to provide a bounce, they've shot their load.

What's the status on the US response package between the executive and congress?

>>17825495
Now is not the time for that.

Oh no you guys. I've never seen anything like this in my life!

>Jerome Powell sacrificing a Goldman VP to invoke the black magic of negative interest rates

>>17825574
30 seconds for 1st, 3-4 minutes for second

If this brrrrrrrrrrr shit fails to rally the markets tomorrow then we are well and truly done for.

WHERE ARE ALL THE BULLKEKS FROM THE LAST THREAD CALLING US RETARDS NOW?

I THOUGHT THEY PRICED IT ALL IN?

BAN SHORT SELLING JEROME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17825574
Last Monday was five minutes after open

Why are futures stopped right now? I thought the circuit breaker was 7%?

So after making 30% on my money friday should I be selling my GUSH Monday?

>>17825559
There aren't enough money printers on the planet Jerome! Give it up!

>>17825572
Such good soundtracks in those movies

What does this mean for non stockfags or shareholders.
what's going to happen to my neetbux

Imagine being a bullkek right now

What happens to PUTs if they shut down the stock market?

>>17825115
>cryptocucks and stocksfags laughed at him for years
>he was right all the time
Based.

>>17825610
theres still trading volume you fucking M O N G S

>>17825615
Mitch gave congress a long weekend, so they aren’t back until Monday night. I wish I was kidding

>>17825595
>Generate an additional source of income. Start a home business as a second source of income. If you lose your job because of an economic collapse, it might be difficult or even impossible to find another job. Having an alternative source of income can help you to keep your home and avoid poverty.[6] Choose your business idea based on skills that you have and things that you enjoy doing.

holy fuck why am i laughing so hard?

>>17825621
JEROME
WE ARE ON THE BRINK
IT'S TIME FOR THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

WE JAPAN NOW BOYS

Ban shorts asap

>>17825547
Trump just shot himself in the foot with a tactical nuclear warhead. Keep sticking your entire head into the sand; every lie Trump's told owes a debt to the truth and the fucking taxman cometh.

>>17825652
get a real broker you fucking retard

we haven't even announced the nationwide quarantine yet and the markets have shit themselves
I'm just going to forget I own stocks and hope that things recover in three months or so

>>17825568
Yeah I noticed too, every market has their own rules, I'm not sure what Nasdaqs are, but dow and S&P are 5% and neither even show that, which means it was such a steep candle that took them from where they are to across the line that the candle couldn't even form.

JUST HODL THIS WILL BE THE LAST DIP OF THE DECADE
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SALTY BULLS CALLING FOR BANNING SHORTS
I LOVE IT

>>17825564
The fed engineers recessions when there's a bubble.

Bubbles always rise in capitalistic markets due to information asymmetry. People hype up technology/products, those who don't know better invest heavily, products are overvalued, and in order to reset the system, you need to shrink the money supply, throw the economy out of sync, and push the economy into a recession.

>>17825334
>he didn’t

>>17825564
>1945-1990
>era of stability
yeah with nukes dorpping any moment

>>17825102
How many suicides are we gonna see over the next week?

Interesting thread from 2008 when markets were tanking. Even the most rational were questioning there sanity


https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25126

hopefully this spurs the world to do a full first strike nuclear option on china. im thinking if we glass the eastern seaboard we could realistically survive their second strike

In 2008, U.S. regulators banned the short-selling of financial stocks, fearing that the practice was helping to drive the steep drop in stock prices during the crisis. However, a new look at the effects of such restrictions challenges the notion that short sales exacerbate market downturns in this way.

>>17825615

Fed's done all they can. Now congress and the president need to stop fucking up the virus response. The only hope now for the market is to minimize damage to businesses due to the coronavirus

HEY BULLS? HEYYYYYYYYYYY BULLS?
WHERE Y'ALL AT NOW?
YOU'RE PRETTY QUIET BULLS
WONDER WHY THAT IS?

>>17825670
Lol, faggot, this is a managed economy, it's been like that since central banks lmao.

How mad do you think Trump is right now? Did they really think this was going to work?

How mad are the bulls who taunted us all weekend saying the crash was recovered and we failed to buy the dip?

>>17825639
5% for futures

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACES

WHY ARE FUTURES HALTED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'm hearing people say that the reserve requirement has been lowered to 0
is that true? do i need to withdraw now?

I'm now convinced this is it.

>>17825665
>I'm just going to forget I own stocks and hope that things recover in three months or so
Anon NOOOOOO

WHAT'S THE BEST BROKER TO BUY PUTS FOR AN EUROPEAN
>WHAT'S THE BEST BROKER TO BUY PUTS FOR AN EUROPEAN
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>>17825686
I'm all in RSR about to become rich when RSV drops and panicked retards flock to it.
Why would I?

>>17825564
>1945-2020 era of stability
Nigga...

>>17825445
Stop calling it circuit breaker, it's not. It's a block from falling it below -5%.

>>17825706
No shit. Think you are clever? retard

What were the 4chan threads like during the 2008 crash?

>>17825680

But they didn't actually drop did they? This time it really is over

>>17825689
>No Sheepdog. No!
If you capitulate, you will lose money. If you stick, it will eventually pay off. I'm sure your plan will survive this. As I recall, you have a very conservative AA, right?

So, you plan to sit it out, all in cash, after losing a big chunk? No, Sheepdog. No. Sit. Stay! Good dog!


BULFAGS BTFO AND DELUSIONAL 12 YEARS AGO

WHY DO YOU GUYS HODL OVERNIGHT INSTEAD OF DAY TRADING? i swear you guys are masochists or something

first time on /biz/, how is this all going to affect me, thanks.

>>17825691
China should be wiped off the map desu.

WERE FUCKED IF THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS ON GOOD NEWS HYPERINFLATION INCOMING

PETER SCHIFF WAS RIGHT

>Major Metros Quarantined
>National Quarantined
>0 Percent Employment
>1 in 5 need Breathing machines or drown in blood

Don’t worry guys your congressman is probably working very hard on this

>>17825220
There is literally no evidence of this happening. Its an /x/ tier schizo conspiracy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euN9Wdm98zc

>>17825512
remember the yanks' markets have way further to fall, buying FTSE cheapies could unironically be a good idea

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 4 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 64 rolls a week. Over 1024 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>17825669
>shorts are the only way to make money in the market from now on

>>17825748
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>>17825720
No as long as it's in the bank your money is federally insured

I TOLD YOU FUCKERS BOBO IS ALL OUT!

>>17825740

/biz/ didn't exist and we were all just talking about vidya or fucking around on /b/

At this point Trump better declare himself emperor and rule for life because he will never live down his presidency if he leaves office normally

>>17825723
Why would you wanna do that? Europe's bubble was much smaller. Ftse is already at 2011 levels.

>>17825748
ur fkn ded kiddo

>>17825691
Are you fucking retarded?

>>17825564
there were literally multipule financial crisises across all continents you fucking retard

>>17825748
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>>17825441
This is more accurate than ever before.
They can't stop the fall and are now all pink Wojak mode.
From this point on it'll be a race out of the stocks to save their asses.

So should I be taking my cash out?

>>17825736
They literally pull a breaker shutting down trading.

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>>17825748
Everything you own apart from precious metals is going down. Especially your shitty fiat that you might be hoarding.

>>17825720
It's true. Withdrawing it won't save you though. Ultimately, inflation is going to shoot up like we're trying to get another fucking man on the moon unless the Federal Reserve stops being complete shit at its job.

>>17825723
SAME QUESTION

WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU ANON?

>>17825786
are you
its obviously just wishful thinking/memeing

>>17825760
Get a load of this faggot.

Okay, so there IS NO MORE BOTTOM. The fed has used all its ammo we literally can not slow this down.

Why is it halted? Are we heading for a market close China style?

>>17825661
>WE JAPAN NOW BOYS
robot waifus when?

>>17825759
What a faggot

Who knew 2020 was the end of times

>>17825799
You should be putting cash into bullion, your going to get fucked holding cash once hyper inflation starts.

>>17825753
>that conference
>"good news"

>>17825801
FAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEER

FAAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEERRRR

IT'S GOING FUCKING RED GODDAMIT

/leftypol/ infiltrator here.

I see you infiltrator /pol/fags here too. Let's enjoy this brief moment of laughing at all the lolbert retards.

>>17825826
futures can't go up/down more than 5%

>>17825748
Ur already fucked lol
Just pray you don't have a mortgage, have a replaceable job, have retirement savings

>>17825723
I'll just buy XT21 in the morning.

>>17825816
Got any evidence? Didn't think so

>>17825740
Nobody cared or even mentioned it

>>17825834
Yeah it is the current year, GOSH INCEL!

Breakers stopped, were falling further now

>>17825223
>https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic
this is fantastic thanks anon. Look at Milan, Seattle, and London kek u wot m8

>>17825801
PUMP IT
>HAAAAARDER
PUMP IT
>HAAAAARDER

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

>>17825686
I am killing myself.
I bought 18k worth of Hudbay Minerals stock at a cost basis of 3.65.

It is now a 1.73 Today.

>>17825826
circuit breaker

>>17825801

FASTER JEROME COME ON MAN WE NEED MORE

>>17825760
retard

>>17825736
It’s a limit, futures have limit-up and limit-down

But no one here for the rest of the week is going to care about that type of thing. Just bearfag zoomers and PMfags.

>>17825760
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sarahhansen/2020/03/12/fed-injects-15-trillion-to-prop-up-crashing-markets/

>>17825809
norway.

i just want SPY puts asap. Or shorts - idgaf, this is obviously going down hill

>CANT EVEN FIND ANY BULLION
>CANT EVEN FIND ANY BULLION

JESUS CHRIST.

ALL THE BULLS WERE LAUGHING AT US ON FRIDAY
WELL
THERE IS NO LAUGHTER NOW ARE THERE MR MOO?

There is NO REASON it should be going down right now FUCK

JPOW IS ON

>>17825753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWcnQGg-Bk

Oil about to go sub 30 again

gonna make so much money tomorrow (assuming robinhood doesn't shit the bed again, which it will)

>cut rates to 0
>futures halted within 20 minutes

What the FUCK is happening

I'm feeling a bit retarded - isn't the market closed on a Sunday?

>>17825739
Sorry :(

REAL QUESTION HERE... Should I sell my GUSH on monday?

B-BUT MUH BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

werent we supposed to go up.
cool.
gonna sleep for two weeks

>>17825740
everyone was too young to be invested in any way

>>17825721
The bodies will pile

>”There are a lot of people on Wall Street that are very happy.”
- Donald J. Trump, 3/15/2020

Well /biz/...are you happy?

Why dont they just write 2k checks to all americans? Wouldnt that legit inspire confidence? The fucks will banks do with it? Every american would spend that shit in a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYRtbSTN1kI

>>17825886
He’s shaking

>>17825165
This is great.
Good memes, senpai

>>17825837
Already did.

"there are decades when nothing happens, and then there are weeks when decades happen." – Lenin

>>17825906
it's all good :DDDD

>>17825648
Damn. Did Wun Wun knock her up?

He warned yall niggas 200 years ago

>>17825883

Because every single dow company will make a loss this year and next

>estimated DOW open of -1.1k
HOLY SHIT LMAO

>>17825914
>supposed to go up
why would we go up?

ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE US NOW

>>17825883

No reason? The global economy is shut down atm, do you not read the news? Europe is facing one of the biggest crisis in decades.

>>17825880
I don't know how your tax regime is and all the other shit, but I heard Interactive Brokers is pretty good. They don't fill tax for you and that might fuck you up good.

>>17825905
It's Futures, look it up

>>17825904
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN

"0%.. until we are confident"
skskskskksksksksksk

"came into this on a strong footing"
skskskskskskskskskskskksk

>>17825905
Indice futures are traded at 6pm eastern

>>17825826
Oh no, it'll open tomorrow for sure. And it will be an obscene spectacle.

So how long are futures halted now?

>>17825881
I bought 2g of gold from a mint and next day I couldn't find any for sale. That's when I knew shit hit the fan. I'm glad the mint honored it.

>>17825939
marx is a little bitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYbambvmWMs

>>17825939
who are you talking to?

THIS IS BOBO TERRITORY

>>17825872
JUST

They will talk about this day in school books years from now

what a fucking disaster trump is.

>>17825844

>>17825740
What crash in 2008? You are from a different timeline.

>>17825939
Marx thought communism would occur naturally. Never happened. He also liked central banks.

RIP NIPS

>>17825939
fuck off commie

>>17825922
The australian market mooned when every boomer and NEET was granted $750. But the kike bankers of wall st don't want this because they want an economic crash, they want to make a lot of money off of this.

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>>17825948
hmm im actually in the middle of signing up with them, but even them are asking so many f questions

>>17825965
they aren't halted.

Holy shit JAPAN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>17825939
Here's a (You) provided by the free market

>>17825920
The hundreds of billionaires that were made these last couple weeks are happy.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BULLS ARE YOU OKAY??

Holy shit this is gonna be a rough decade. Thank god my income is economy exempt. Sorry for all the wagies out there

>>17825947
Nah probably fucked for good this time

>>17825996
So why am I not seeing anything?

>>17825939
>creates retarded theories
>they don't happen
>retardedpieces of shit boomers followers subvert capitalism and create scialism
>SEE?? MARX WAS RIGHT!!!!

check out bloomberg
they're shook

>>17825844
Hope you pinko faggots are prepared for death. Collapse means immediate death squads.

>>17826020
new thread
>>17826020
new thread
>>17826020
new thread
>>17826020
new thread
>>17826020
new thread

>>17825908
I'm considering it and taking my gainz

> at least

>>17825920
Yeah. I've been shorting like crazy the last few weeks.

>>17825946
Wait what’s happening in Europe? Besides disease and recession ofc
>>17825958
Hate it

>>17826007
Down 20% tommorow, we 1987 now

>mortgage backed securities

Here we go

“In bear markets, stocks return to their rightful owners.” - J.P. Morgan

California shut down bars and wineries state wide

>>17826010
>my income is economy exempt
>I don't need people to produce goods for me to get goods

>>17825800
Why is that allowed? Why can’t they just let it fall and get it over with?

>>17825748
If you can’t pay your rent it will effect me so get off the computer and go back to work.

>>17825201
EPICCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>17825764
How does it work anyway? I just got my HL account last week. Do you check the website, note the ETF price, and just fucking buy? I've never figured out if you actually get the price that's listed or how quickly the listed price updates.

>>17825968
>Dinesh D'Souza

Well we be surely fucked now. Alls left is to chuck your morals out the window and just have fun while you still can.

>>17825740
if you bought the 2008 dip, you'd unironically be a millionaire now

>>17825993
You won't escape the questions. Thank the EU and your local regulators for that.

>>17826062
This is a limit, circuit breakers are during market hours. It’s basically to stop algos from getting stuck in a positive feedback sell-loop and fucking the market to death.

Futures are a meme, we will gap up tomorrow morning

>>17826018
get a better broker.
see the 55? that's trading volume.

>>17826034
I'm waiting till noon to act on the call I bought, unless it's looking like it'll be a bloodbath. In that case I'll just hold it. It expires in September, so I've got nothing but time

>>17826024
The feeling is mutual. The left has also been arming itself.

The idpol obsessed liberals you think are us aren't really the left, no matter how your right wing idpol obsessed rotted out brain likes to think it is. Look up the SRA and Redneck revolt

>>17825965
>>17825996
DOW and S&P futures are halted and won't reopen until tomorrow night. The market will open normally but I expect first circuit breaker by 5 minutes in.

pensions funds (60% bonds) and some hedge funds are doing fantastic. also real estate market outlook is good with record low mortgages. stock market is very tiny speculative market, only if bonds or real estate take a hit would cause bigger damage

>>17826245
Nuuuuu!!!
But bonds are for faggotttttssss!!!!

What happens when the Fed isnt allowed to print any more money?

>>17825212
they limit down and stop at -5% regardless, we'll hit it within an hour probably

Why are people talking about Japan? IT doesn't open for another hour.

>>17826210
I'm enjoying you fags seething constantly
>t. 4ir maxi

>>17825970
Communism: classless, STATELESS society
Who killed 66 gorillion people? The commie state well yes of course. It's all so tiresome with you tards.

>>17825939
commies are so stupid they don't realize we make money from SHORTING

>Banks suspending share buybacks
Uh-oh

>>17825691
They only have 300-400 warheads, and are probably very top-heavy authorization wise, we first-strike them we have a very good shot of completely incapacitating them

>>17825939
Lol, look at all the cope that you got in response.

>>17826414
I'm just as happy as you are right now, we're cheering at the stock market dumbass.

>>17825564
Fucking based

>>17826097
>unironic commie

>>17825155
>>17825205

>Hello everyone, thank you for joining our conference call
>I'll kick it off to Jerome to start the call
>…
>Hello? Jerome?
>…
>Well since Jerome doesn't appear to be on ye-
>HELLO! Can you hear me?
>Hi Jerome
>Yeah sorry, I was on mute. Anyway, I'm Jerome PowellI, head of the Federal Reserve, and I'd like to thank you all for joining ouR call. Today we're circling back with Andreas Lehnert, head of the Division of Financial Stability, and having a quick meeting of the minds to see what synergies and core competencies we can leverage in this effort, Andreas?
>"Yes hello there Jerome. Now getting down to brass tacks, our recent handlings of stability in the MBS market have been... *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>"Hello? Jerome? Are you there?"
>Yes, yes I'm here. Everything ok?
>Yeah it seems like I'm getting a lot of static on my end and *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* there it is again!..can you hear that?"
>"Yeah sorry Andreas. It's probably the money printers in the background."
>"Jerome, you know how strongly i advise against printing more money to prop up the MBS...*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*.
>"Hey guys this is Jacqueline Becker, Associate Inspector General. Can someone turns those fucking machines off. I can't hear anything thats going on?"
>"Hey Jacqueline. Sorry I wish I could but....*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* oh sorry guys I'm going through a tunnel...
>"Fuck you Jerome. We need to find a realistic solution to the liquidity crisis other than printing more fucking mon..."
>Hangs up.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

>>17825844
>I'm a super secret infiltrator guys
cringe

>>17826446
Yeah but there is no actual value being put into the economy, so, enjoy your mad max world faggot. Enjoy getting robbed

>>17825102
Zero interest rates and $700bn QE. Markets down 5% ahahahahahaha.

BURRRRRRRRRRRRR.