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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLFAGS

Monday will be GREEN

MONDAY IS GOING TO BE FUCKING GREEN GOD BLESS YOU TRUMP YESSS

S O O N
O
O
N

>Monday

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK BOBO

Im new to trading and just bought my first puts on Friday lmao. what a nice welcome to trading :(

>>17824238
did we lose?!? I thought bear market is accumulation time?

I want to get off Mr. Bobo's Wild Ride.

The dollar getting weaker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk

Futures soon
Jerome (audio only) soon

FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS

TO: THE FED AND JEROME

FROM: ME

I was $500 down on OILD which wasn't a big deal desu, would hate to be more down though off this artificial pump. Monday was supposed to be the bears day!!!

>>17824253
MONEY!!!!! WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS WE ARE RICH!!

>>17824253
what did trump do?

I love /smg/. Nice distribution of people saying futures will limit up and people saying futures will limit down

The way to save the economy is to shut everything down now for a month. But no. We'll do pumping bullshit and have to shut everything down anyway two weeks from now when there are a hundreds of thousands of diagnosed cases and who knows how many undiagnosed/asymptomatic.

>>17824272
>HE LISTENED TO REDDIT BEARS
I’m sorry friend but they never win

>>17824272
Anon, it took me 13 months to make back all the money I lost when I first started. Just use it as a learning experience. Also buy the fucking dip

>imagine all of these (((tricks))) are going to save you when State's start shutting down and implementing quarantine procedures

LMAO bulls, I love you guys, but damn you're stupid

>>17824272
dude you can't fucking buy options with the volatility at legit freakout panic levels the vol crush will fucking kill you

That's it, i'm getting my bourbon

>>17824223
>people believed the DooMers

BRRRRRR
R
R
R
R
R
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If Monday is green I buy SQQQ
If Monday is red I buy SQQQ

I blew a ton of money in stocks this week. Primarily in companies that have been around for a while. I have never invested before. Did I fuck up?

What happens if I bought like 100,000 shares of a small cap stock when it’s like .10 a share and I suddenly own half of a company? Can I just show up and hang out there?

my gf is making dinner... but for the last 2 days everytime i go near her i just get a big boner and we have sex.... i have to separate from her because we literally get so horny we just fuck and fuck...

SPECIMEN
>SPECIMEN
SPECIMEN
>SPECIMEN
SPECIMEN
>SPECIMEN
SPECIMEN
>SPECIMEN

So we pump. We see Green tomorrow. But when all schools close, people lose jobs, businesses lose money and production slows in many industries, how do we stay green?

WHO HERE BULLISH SHORT TERM BEARISH LONG TERM NOW

WHO HERE TEAM /BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR/?

>>17824335
yes

>>17824300
thanks anon. its only $400 but still

>>17824290
He saved fucking America

Why is the fed buying $200 billion in mortgage backed securities if there isn't a housing bubble?

>new, trying to see what i could put my 15k in
>my brain is literally gonna explode with all this information from 500 different directions

yeah, i think im just gonna pull out and let it rot in a bank, i dont want to die young from all this stress

>>17824330
You unironically picked the best time in US history to buy, congrats

>>17824346

They’ll all be open again bro just buy lol

>>17824330
You didnt fuck up. you did well.

>feds literally printing money like crazy

WHY ARE MEMES ALWAYS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17824310
Ah i see you also keep up with top tier manga

OH NO NO NO IT'S GREEN

>>17824346
Jesus, you retarded doomer, its a two week quarantine things will be back to normal soon and we have free fucking money the economy is about to overheat to a level not seen in 100 years you need to worry about inflation in about 2 years though

>>17824365
Just buy VTSAX every month.

>>17824361
It’s a trade for the bonds that the banks are holding for QE

Dow is going down 2800 points tomorrow.

i don't know... it's like fun... shit even when i finger her all gently... she takes her hand and makes me finger her deeper... next thing you know we're having sex...

>>17824346
money printer go brrrrrr

>>17824330
You did good kid, just make sure never to go all-in.

buy maybe 5-10% of your networth in gold... I like GLDM and GOLD (miner). That's a JUST IN CASE shit goes south and inflation heats up bigly.

>>17824065
did... did you just post a selfie on /not soc/ to make an argument about your fucking race?

I'm making fun of pol fucks that care about defining white as whatever they want so it lets them be white. I guess that might be you?

>>17824095
kek just hang on until they can produce enough kits to actually test everyone. maybe wait a week and then see if they change their tune.

I don't think you understand americans, they just told us the test is free. That's the closest thing I've gotten to free healthcare, I want a test myself.

>>17824142
>them lockstep rate cuts to keep the slope nice and steady
fuck bernanke for that

This week will belong to the crab.

>ZERO PERCENT

>>17824373
They're in the thread

When prices start going up due to inflation, remember this post. ETA till next apocalyptic drop - 2 weeks.

>>17824361
They are trying to free up liquidity for the banks that own the MBS. Last year they offloaded their balance sheet and made the banks take back possession of MBS, but in times of panic they buy assets in the form of Treasuries and MBS to give fiat credit to the banks and ensure the economy doesn't crash.

link to fed press conference stream where

Who would win:

a handful of zoomers betting against the US economy and posting cope

OR

the entire boomer generation

>>17824406
FASTER

>bobo thinks this is it
1 trillion+ fiscal stimulus coming by EOM

>>17824313
I'm holding SQQQ and also buying blue chip cheapies all the way to zero.

https://youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY
Thread theme.

>>17824412
boomer remover

>RATES AT 0.00%
fuck, its over

What has the bank of Canada been doing?

NYC mayor closes public schools until at least April 20
>NYC mayor closes public schools until at least April 20
NYC mayor closes public schools until at least April 20
>NYC mayor closes public schools until at least April 20
NYC mayor closes public schools until at least April 20
>NYC mayor closes public schools until at least April 20
NYC mayor closes public schools until at least April 20
>NYC mayor closes public schools until at least April 20


https://www.westsiderag.com/2020/03/15/new-york-city-public-schools-will-close-until-at-least-monday-april-20

>>17824359
how?

the fed lowered interest rates.. what did trump do?

>haha we eat donuts
AAAAAAAAAAAA MY PUTERINOS

>>17824412
i'd bet on america. shit, this summer is going to be incredible.

>>17824429
kek

>>17824335
You get to be on their conference calls. You can actually say nigger on them and won't get in trouble. Many investors do this just for the N-Word pass, which can be used for a quick 2x if sold to non-black rappers.

>>17824411
I'm warning you: the song they just played was pretty lewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk

OH NONONONO AMERIBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17824386
I'm not being a doomer. My job is wfh right now. My girlfriend's is working from home, and she's in an industry that will easily lose people when money gets tight.

People, real people, are getting hours cut. They don't give a FUCK about the market because they can't make money in it anyway.

>>17824412
This is the boomer's farewell to the world. They will leave nothing but cockroaches in their wake. It is the ultimate short-term debt-based solution.

>>17824438
That retard took his time, dunno why he was so adamant on keeping them open

>>17824346
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Great so Monday is going to be green then everything will crash again good job everybody

DONUTS
>DONUTS
DONUTS
>DONUTS
DONUTS
>DONUTS
DONUTS
>DONUTS
DONUTS
>DONUTS
DONUTS
>DONUTS
DONUTS
>DONUTS
DONUTS
>DONUTSDONUTS
>DONUTS

>>17824338
>i just get a big boner
we've all seen your little chode before

>>17824406
SPIN FASTER YOU FAGGOT
WE'RE PRINTING THE WAY OUT OF THIS CRISIS

>>17824309
Well meme'd

>Attempting to fix the economy by printing more money

>JUST PRINT MORE MONEY LMAO

can we please stop doing this stupid bullshit
>can we please stop doing this stupid bullshit
can we please stop doing this stupid bullshit
>can we please stop doing this stupid bullshit
can we please stop doing this stupid bullshit
>can we please stop doing this stupid bullshit

>Thanks the Fed
>Thanks Google
>Thanks Walmart
>Very Cool
>Best country
>Don't buy things you have enough
>I'm allowed to make up numbers if Wallstreet can
>Have a good day

>>17824330
Great time to buy. Cheers anon

Seriously, someone explain to me how this can possible be a good thing for our economy? The fed now has nothing between them and negative interest rates and we KNOW the virus will spread and the economy will STILL take a massive hit.

Seriously, dont just meme on me, I need answers.

the fucking blood that will be spilled after this green week ends. holy

>>17824468
They just passed 500 billion for assistance with displacements and work problems and there is going to be a fucking trillion dollar stimulus package incoming

>>17824223
Why is no one talking about the 0% reserve requirement ratio? Banks literally don't need to have deposits on hand anymore, compared to the 10% previously.

>>17824438
4/20 CLOSE IT FAGGOT LMAO

so uhh, what happens to my puts in the morning?

>>17824305
i already bought 3 handles of vodka and some everclear.. i have like only 1 carton of cigarettes... i'm looking at swooping in and stocking up on vape shit and finding out what i can and cant use for nicotine.

So what does this all mean for us euros?

UP ANOTHER 10% MONDAY

This fed cut is way too early, now they're pretty much out of bullets

Even after 2008, the rates never hit zero. What the fuck are they thinking?

>>17824436
piggy backing off of what USA does for their Monetary policy. Literally everytime. They will probably cut rates again this month

were official in clown world fellas, enjoy your time

>>17824454
More than that, I believe once you cross a certain percentage of ownership you have to be given full details on anything financially or operationally pertinent in almost real time. Basically they have to keep you in the loop constantly.

>>17824470
because the devil finds work for idle niggers
They literally need school. Watch crime go up, now.

>0%
It's over, you can't recover from that, we japan now

>>17824524
>he doesn't comprehend

1 post by this ID..this thread....

the worst is ahead for us
>the worst is ahead for us
the worst is ahead for us
>the worst is ahead for us
the worst is ahead for us
>the worst is ahead for us
the worst is ahead for us
>the worst is ahead for us

>>17824303
Wrong. These drastic measures only needed to be taken because dumb fucks like you panicked over the fucking sniffles. Thankfully Trump is singlehandedly saving the market from you retards. We will be back on track to 30k Dow by EOW. As people realize just how much of a nothingburger this bullshit is, stores will reopen and shit will calm down. Remember that 90% of China is already back up and running.

This shit will have been completely forgotten by May. Screenshot this, faggot.

>>17824503
It isn't but the markets are made to make money to those who are lucky.

>>17824470
they're staying somewhat open to provide childcare and meals for essential personnel i.e. emergency services, which was the big concern about closing them

>>17824503
Its not good. But it might pump things short term. Once earnings come in though it will be obvious how bad it is. 0% interest loans doesnt help when everyone is at home and cant work due to a virus.

>>17824528
They did what Trump wanted

>>17824492
Based and very stable.

>>17824468
fuck you and your roastie cunt gf

I swear half of you are schizos retards or AI and shills because the amount of absolutely incomprehensible bullshit that gets posted here will leave anybody on here more ignorant leaving this shithole than before they came here, fuck you all you dumb cunts, watch this global economy crash in the next month

Should i hold my crude oil short throughout the week or is it time to get out and cut my losses boys...I guess we'll have to wait for futures to open to find out.

>>17824514
they go to 0

>>17824465
I've been visiting my local market every other day. They've been out of masks and sanitizer for a while, then they were out of toilet paper and rice, now they are out of almost all food.

Imagine if Monday is red despite 0% and QE. It'll be the end.

as of midnight monday night movement is restricted from the uk and ireland as well

>>17824557
this fucking guy gets it

5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES

RATCHETING QUICKLY
>RATCHETING QUICKLY
MULTIFACETED APPROACH
>MULTIFACETED APPROACH
THE WORST IS AHEAD FOR US
>THE WORST IS AHEAD FOR US

>>17824561
>>17824558

Well I am bobo sitting on 100k. Should I just sit and wait til we have maximum fear for the public?

>>17824555
no.... the worst for the United States is not here yet, but this week and next is your opporunity.

>>17824366
>>17824372
>>17824494
I knew to buy low

>>17824399
I have some gold but more silver. I still have a ton of capital on hand that I want to invest but I wasn't sure if it was gunna get whacked again.

>>17824509
Yes, that's to stop a full fledged recession or depression. It doesn't mean we don't have room to drop.

>>17824511

Such as this problem above. This is to stop a credit crisis

>>17824596
Instant limit up.

>>17824410
Thank you.
How about them removing reserve restrictions? I'm worried about a run on the banks

Fuxk what's the website to see future prices again I'm not home I'm on my phone

>>17824564
Why would they do what Trump wanted?

>>17824581
where do you live

>>17824588
It's not going to be red. Companies are going to take out loans and buy back their stocks.

>>17824605
that's literally what anthony fauci said

>>17824574
>he cant cut through the layers or noise and irony to find the real wisdom
NGMI

>>17824557
>>17824594
This guy is a fucking idiot. If 0% interest rates and unlimited QE were such great ideas, why weren't we already doing them?

>>17824604
Yeah. It will be a long drop down to lower levels over the next couple months. Either hold SQQQ and etfs like it or do longer dated puts. Any pump from this wont survive.

+100% monday incoming

>>17824620
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

>>17824436
LMAO you pathetic....

>>17824613
I know that, it's just that people are focusing on just the QE.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm

If Monday and the coming weeks aren't green, then this is it for the economy.
If 0% rates and money printing doesn't do the trick it's game over.
But this also means that the Fed used up all of their ammo and the next leg down can't be stopped.
At best this is going to give the market a breather, but this was also the final nail in the coffin and the next leg down is going to be hard.
I kinda wish it goes up for a while. I want cheaper SQQQ.

´>>17824503
You dont need anything betweem, when slightly negative you print your way out of debt eventually. Debt becomes a non-issue!

>>17824605
>the worst for the United States is not here yet
Thats literally what he said you stupid pajeet.

> Liveindex already trading
The fuck? Look at last price update.

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/hong-kong-traffic

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/shanghai-traffic

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/chongqing-traffic

Guys?

Moved to 630

>FUTURES UP 1800
FUTURES UP 1800
>FUTURES UP 1800
FUTURES UP 1800
>FUTURES UP 1800
FUTURES UP 1800

>>17824626
Oh yeah that will totally stimulate work and earnings. Loans dont work if everyone is quarantined.

why are people saying it's gonna moon on monday

>>17824621
they're liberals and trump is printing free shit? I hate it. I honestly wouldn't sign off on the bill... they're funding abortion clinics, and putting soo much pork in the bill I'd vote no and send it back to the house.

Most of you probably weren't old enough for 2008 panic.

I knew the Fed wouldn't make the same mistakes and wait. They had to get ahead of the curve. They learned their lesson

>Fed pumping in massive amounts of money for the sole purpose of inflating the stock market because that makes the president happy

How are people taking this seriously? How is this not just creating a massive fake bubble of inflated asset values?

>>17824509
its too late people already got fired

AAAAAAAAA
DO I BUY SOME GOLD AND SILVER BEFORE FUTURES OPEN?!?

>>17824662
They aren't open retard.

>mfw believed in America
>mfw bought actual stock in American companies instead of puts or inverse ETFs
>mfw rewarded for my patriotism by Daddy Fed

>he sold his stonks for worth nothing fiat because machine goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
FUCK ME

Calling it now. There will be a pop in the indices and then they will sell off. Just like their 50 bp cut a couple weeks ago. Fucking clowns are in full panic mode.

>boomers destroyed the interest on my savings account
>boomers destroyed my short position
>boomers destroyed my ability to pick up cheapies
>boomers kneecapped growth for the foreseeable future
>all in the span of a couple hours
please coronachan, kill them all. (excluding my parents)

>>17824681
>Retard
Just memeing bullshit like half the people in these threads

>>17824667
>They learned their lesson by printing more money to save a bubble
lmao

NOT EVEN A GLOBAL PANDEMIC ENGINEERED BY SOCIOPATH CHICOM INSECTS CAN STOP THE USA. WE HAVE THIS THING IT'S CALLED A PRINTING PRESS AND WITH IT WE CAN AND WILL PRINT INFINITE US DOLLARS. GOD BLESS THE USA AND GOD BLESS AMERICANS AND WHITE JESUS.

>>17824313
What is so special about SQQQ that I am seeing it everywhere now. newfag to this as just started investing as Corona outbreak began, making good money buying dips then selling peaks and shorting back to next dip. Why SQQQ?

1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
1 MINUTE

This thread screams bullish so I'm going long tomorrow.

IM HOLDING SQQQQQQ WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING

Twitter is claiming the Fed cut bank cash requirements to 0, too. No need for liquidity or repo loans.

Is this right?

What the fuck?

>>17824670
See >>17824557 retard

>>17824658
Traffic is obviously gonna go down drastically on Saturdays and Sundays for months to come, the workday traffic is what you should really look at because that's proof that the industry is still tanking.

I don't give one flying fuck what the futures say, there is no way this is good for the future long term.

there literally isn't a single scenario in which we don't moon on monday. every company will take loans to perform stock buy-backs and we will never see a red day this week

>negative
oh no no no no

Bull retards about to be btfo

any idiot thinking this is going green has learned nothing from what happened in the past 2 weeks. theres over 12T in margin calls. you retards cant even begin to comprehend the shitstorm thats unfolding.

>negative
IT'S FUCKING OVER

Futures are open

>>17824670
Ask yourself this, what happened from 2008-2019?
Bubble never popped. Get a clue

FUTURES DOWN OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY

THEY ARE DUMPING IT?! WTF HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>17824634

They're great ideas in times of unprecedented crisis, which these are. Not during average periods of market strength.

>>17824557
NOTHINGBURGER

i-its going down

>he sold his stonks for fiat

OH NONONONONONONO

We tried to warn you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWcnQGg-Bk

>>17824744
>says increasingly nervous doomer for the 7th time this week

WEAKER DOLLAR

>>17824663
It will keep them green for a while. Nobody wants to be in the red right now, or shareholders will go insane. Besides, what else do you invest in in the middle of a pandemic? How do you factor in risk? Money will go into shoring up stock prices, and then you pray to God it's not going to get worse (it will).

This thread screams bullish so I'm shorting tomorrow. Fuck you.
>>17824758
>dumping already
YEEEEEEES

>>17824667
Thing is 2008 was a financial collapse with debt during a war.
This is financial collapse +lack of industry +lack of trade +superinflation and more debt.

FUTURES AT -3% WTF WTF WTF. I THOUGHT WE WERE BULL WTF WTF WTF

> smg goes silent
I love this place

ITS GONNA HIT LIMIT DOWN

what animal do we use for bubble

because this is a fucking bubble

>BULLFAGS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

the economy is fucked for years if this short term play isn't working out, why did powell change his stance?

The big boys might actually sell shit before the bots wake up. Prepare

>>17824811


God damn trump is the DUMBEST president we've ever had, and yet somehow his supporters are even stupider!

WOW WHAT WAS THAT HUGE GREEN DILDO. WE ARE GOING GREEN. TRUMP DID IT MARKET IS SAVED!!!!

already back to open lol

AHHH it went down now it goes up!! I CANT HANDLE IT

IM GONNA BE SICK

ITS GOING GREEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>0% rates + QE + 0 cash requirements
FED right now

*Ahem*

Give it 5 minutes you fucking retards.

>>17824766
>1 minute in
Shut the fuck up retard

Futures are down but only slightly

>>17824813
Because liquidity has dried up. It's either try to open credit lines or whole economy comes to a halt.

>>17824713
SQQQ isn't special, it's a 3× leveraged inverse ETF based on NASDAQ. Basically betting NASDAQ will crash.

Futures plummeting. Bulls BTFO

PUMP ET

FED RESCHEDULED TO 6:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk
FED RESCHEDULED TO 6:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk
FED RESCHEDULED TO 6:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk
FED RESCHEDULED TO 6:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDRD7v5UWk

lmao investing.com is broken right now

There is nothing I love more for dinner on Sunday than seared Bull steaks

It's fucking over
Nothing can save it now

Market swinging like the sketchiest alt-coin.

I don't even care anymore. I have my trading bot giving me signals to short or long BTC I'll just leave it running and buy indexes with the profits later.

>inb4 limit down futures after a rate cut of this magnitude

>>17824611
Keep in mind that precious metals are not a good buy when folks are panicking. Wait until things calm down.

Collapse!

Well fucking hell the site was overloaded with traffic and went down

Did the Fed blow their load too early? Do they have any tricks left?

>>17824756
>6r+ubBuy

HOLY SHIT WHY IS VIX SO LOW THAT SHIT'S GOING TO 70 IT'S FREE EMONE

>>17824879
-3% 5 MINUTES IN
5 MINUTE FAG BTFO

We really are fuck arn't we

CoronaChan is dabbing on reality itself

People have to remember even with the interest cuts europe is completely shut down right now, the markets will factor this in, america isn't a 1 man show, everyone suffers together.

NOOOOOO YOU CANT

so this... this is the power of the FED
lmao

WTF is up with futures? Why the fuck don't people understand Trump saved the economy???

Imagine trying to re-inflate a popped bubble. Trump is a fucking retard.

shiieet Nigger futures still red

+10% by the end of the day

buy now

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO TAKE A LOAN INTO A RECESSION WHERE CONSUMER SPENDING IS ABSOLUTE ZERO YOU SMOOTHBRAIN TROGLODYTES?

Bear party 9:30am

>>17824835
Crabchads will inherit the earth

>>17824864
I was actually in the middle of making a trading bot and then this shit happened.

>>17824872
why not? It's been dumped from 1700 to 1500 no?

So this is the power of 150 bps of emergency cuts and trillions in QE

Shocking how market makers don't give a fat hairy shit about fed funds being at 0.5 or 0 percent when high yield spreads are now well over 7 percent over treasuries. Waste of bullets on fucking nothing.

OH NO NO NO NO

SHUT UP SHUT UP BOBO SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUMP IS SAVING THE ECONOMY

try minus rates

people are too stupid to cash out from banks anyway

Wow, the nuclear option did SHIT. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

TOO BAD THEY BLEW THEIR WHOLE FUCKING LOAD

>>17824922
yep

>>17824883
negative rates

> Weekend DOW shows negative open
> /smg/ parroting shit like CFDs are pointless when not knowing what CFDs are
> /smg/ says Weekend DOW is worthless and not an indicator.
> Futures open blood red

Ummm sweeties? Time to admit you were wrong and don't know what the fuck you're talking about...

>>17824891
How do I make money on VIX?

>>17824883

Last moment for them to blow their load before things accelerate too fast for them to make any difference.
And no, they're out of tricks and if this doesn't work then nothing will and everyone will try to bail from the sinking ship as fast as possible.

i better see circuit breakers kicked in when i get back from dinner

JUST PRINT MY SHIT UP

>see a bear from a distance
>immediately fire two bullets in the air
>only pisses the bear off more
>bear starts to charge
>is 500 yards away
>panic fire your remaining four bullets
>all shots miss

Whoever reccomending pacific metals thanks, got 80 eagles on the way.

>we've almost limited down already on the S&P
what
the
fuck
LMAO
JEROME BTFO

>>17824846
Well shit, it is 20 dollars about and in the past hit 400. Looks good to 1 or 2 hundred dollars lying around in to see what happens. Can make a few thousand if it goes well, and if not no biggie.

THEY BLEW THEIR LOAD TOO EARLY
FED CAUSED MASS PANIC IN THE MARKETS

>>17824470
school is treated as daycare for a lot of people who can't and/or refuse to stay at home with their children

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE MOOFAGS?
HUH?
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO THE MOON

>>17824883
>negative rates
>banning short selling
>brrrrrrr more
no

God I fucking hate boomers

They really fucked up, way too early on the cut...

Jerome if you're in here
I love what you're doing, the memes are gonna be amazing

>>17824934
I said the same thing to my brother the other day
> Wow only 500BN to go from -7% on the DOW to -9%. These guys are good.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

BULLFAGS GOT TOO COCKY

SQQQ NEVER LOSES

Please, Lord. In this day of prayer I ask of you - anything but the crab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfsMvXJxV94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfsMvXJxV94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfsMvXJxV94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfsMvXJxV94

>>17824906
You're a retard

>Powell removes mask
>it's Him

what's your reaction?

OHHHH NONONO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

JEROME
WE ARE ON THE BRINK
IT'S TIME FOR THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

here's the fundamental analysis for you
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

point:
Worthless cash is still better than worthless stonks. Try buying rice or toilet paper with your stonks.

>>17824303
I got you, famalam. I'm probably going to forget so someone else save this pic too.

BULL KEKS BTFO

>flashing red and green just like the meme

Do breakers apply to the futures market?

People that just got BTFO
>Bullkuks
>/pol/tards
>MAGAtards
>The Feds

BEARBROS WHERE WE AT

>>17825011

I'm having steak tonight! Prime Rib! Or I would If only these stores weren't completely out of food and we weren't heading to economic disaster!

inb4 negative interest rates

FUTURES ARE DOWN
BULLS BTFO OUT

>>17824970
god damn it.
already up 1 and 3%

>>17825013
>tfw dumb retards itt thinking they can get more cheapies

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So what should i do as someone who has only cash right now?

>>17825000
Based trips

>>17825044
Buy rope

WHAT HAPPENED TO DONALD PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Europe will open and they like stimulus because they aren't bubbles of this magnitude it will limit up soon.

>keep cash instead of gambling on the stock market
>fed actively punishes me for doing so by inflating the fuck out of the dollar to keep muh stonks high
fuck stockholder boomers and fuck the fed. if you want the gains you have to accept the losses too

>>17825043
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MENU FOR NEXT WEEK:
MONDAY: STEAK
TUESDAY: STEAK
WEDNESDAY: STEAK
THURSDAY: STEAK
FRIDAY:STEAK

WHAT WEBSITE ARE YOU USING FOR FUTURES

can we get another 10-30% down please, i haven't finished buying yet

>>17825032

h..here man! haha...sure hope it stays red..!

FED literally precummed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ

JEROME BTFO

La ultima trampa del toro. It was true after all...

THEY ONLY DID IT BECAUSE TRUMP PRESSURED THEM
FUCKING RETARDS LMAO

>>17825044
Gold, gold and gold.

>>17824953
>>17824985
>negative rates
YES!!!! KILL THE ECONOMY FOREVER!! ALL THE WAY TO ZERO BABY!!!

>>17825032
FREE FALLIN

>>17825032
Most of us bearbros are pol, redditfag. CVG predicted this.

>>17824980
Possible.

>>17824950
This is the biggest live happening any of us will ever see on 4chan. Enjoy this next hour bros. Tomorrow is the end of America

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

ECONOMIC COLLAPSE HERE WE COME

NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!

ZIRP has been priced in this whole time.

>>17825065
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

>>17825018

based

>>17825065
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

New thread:

>>17825102
>>17825102
>>17825102

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>17825065

futures.com

THIS IS A CLASSIC BEAR TRAP

>>17825065
READ THE OP FAGGOT

>>17825043
Where are you looking for up to date futures?

>>17825065
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>17825044
>high risk, high reward: go short
>low risk, low reward: stay in cash
>retarded: go long

>>17825084
this, if you cant see the writing on the wall and are only focused on the market, welp gg

LAST FRIDAY = LA ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

AHAHAHAHAHA

Okay what the FUCK is going on
IT'S THE FUCKING SNIFFLES YOU DUMB FUCKING SHITS CHINA IS ALREADY BACK TO WORK IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

I hope trump signs tomorrow chart. Orange motherfucker. Fuck him

>vix futures up over 10%

Good job calming the markets fuckstick

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wait.
isn't this just a repeal off of the friday evening bounce?

fuuuuuuck some dude just told Pence the futures are red kek

>>17825042
we can't?
>>17825065
it's in the damn first post

WHEN YOU TRIED SO HARD

>>17825026
If they hit 5% yes.

>>17825065
Investing.com Great for technical analysis too.

>>17824912
Not his fault. Again. Fed did same in 08 and it didn't stop the selling then either.

>bank reserve requirements to zero

How bad must this be. Whew.

REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
>REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
>REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
>REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
>REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
>REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN
>REMINDER: WUHAN IS STILL SHUT DOWN

futures tanks WTF IS GOING ON

B-BBRRRRrr..bb-b-b

> Pence questioned about msrket futures already being down
Top fucking kek this timeline, people are dying en masse but can you comment on the DOW futures?

>>17825100
yes

>>17825126
>chinas back
Only people saying that are CCP mouthpieces. Traffic and satellite data doesn’t fit that narrative though

>>17825040
I would have ordered 10 10oz bars, I really don't like rounds and have a bunch as is, and 100oz bars are way to big for shops/people to buy on a whim, 5-10oz is just right IMO

>>17825148

Reserve requirements zero? That's really dumb, and I'm hoping most banks will have the sense not to do that. It's a low probability event but bank runs are how we get great depression 2.0.

>>17824335
100k shares at 10c per share = half a company?
What fucking company is worth 20k, retard?

>>17825084
>redditfag
miganiggers that flooded in the past 2 weeks from plebbit have been shitting up /smg/ more than they have /cvg/ and making all us /pol/tards look worse than normal.

>>17825103
>>17825106
>>17825112
>>17825118
Much love anons

>>17825114
I'm not a faggot just retarded

>>17825126
Everyone fucking knows China is lying
They do it all the time

>>17824879
Tradingview. Spx500usd chart. This is the forex listing but it closely follows the e-mini and is not delayed.

>>17825147
He had three years to call it what it was. He lied. For three fucking years. Zero sympathy from me.

>>17825130
> Tfw VIX is at 48
> And I'm mad at how low it is
Open at 55 pls coronachan

>>17825151
what website is this

>>17825162
repost in other thread pls

>>17824931
It has dumped but I am comparing it to the prices of May 2019. I will buy more gold when it gets closer to these prices.

WHO HERE /PUTSONFRIDAYSCLOSE/ GANG

THE PUMPS GOT STUCK
FIX THEM QUICK

>>17825196
>ignoring that 99% of reddit is leftist
>t. leftypol
dilate

WOOO 0-.25 interest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17825148
>>17825188
OH FUCK
WITHDRAW ALL YOUR MONEY
THEY ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR SAVINGS

>>17825254
STANDING BY

2ND SUNDAY MANNARINO
> WE'RE GOING TO GET NEGATIVE RATES
> GOLD SHOT UP
> CRYPTO SHOT UP
> multiple industries are going to be bailed out

>>>"If this fails, it's time to RUN for the HILLS."
https://youtu.be/NOo0Jc9CTm4

The golden bull trap was real....

>>17825226
learn to google retard

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

FUTURES LIMITED DOWN WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>17825269
Yea just so happens they the_cuck gets shutdown and then migatards are in every single threads defending trumps instead of their quarantine board. Fucking go back you shitbag boomer.

>>17825253
Like 1300?
You think we'll get there after a move to 0% and QE?

This is our market rn

blaze it

Red Monday bois. Prepare your tight little assholes.

bear trap

halted???

Is it halted??

LIMIT DOWN LMFAO. FLYING BLIND TOMORROW BOYS.

We're fucked

It's not an instantaneous quick fix.
The investors have to react.

>>17824412
Imagine the smell

>>17825333
I bought coins back when they were Around 1300.
Your not wrong. This dip may be the best chance we’ll have for awhile to purchase gold.

>>17824310
>>17824376

What manga is this?

U.S. has lost control. It's been a good run.

END THE FED
END THE FED
END THE FED

Are we buying puts on Monday?

I bought puts on friday for 3/20. when do I sell? Sorry first time buying

>>17826372
Around October or so

>>17825371
>>17825373
yep. it only took about 20 mins lmao

So what the fuck happened, even I thought futures would be green

>you can hear the fear in powell's voice....
This is Lehman, isn't it?

>>17826465
The FED basically came way too early with the cuts, if they waited until Wednesday when they had a scheduled meeting to cut, it would've been expected. But doing this so early means investors got spooked. Also the removal of reserve requirements for lending is really unexpected.