/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's Monday going to look like?

>>17819943
rolling for GREEN

>>17819943
Hint, stonks only go down. We'll see how futures open in 4 hours.

>>17819943
ur mum

>Canada stopping all international travel
>closing borders
>might close all non-essential businesses soon
Bullish?

Cfr

Italy is an extremely old population with overloaded icu

Wuhan had a large college student population

The cfr in italy should be high

60% are over 40

>America in April 2020

Always a reminder that the bottom is 0, but the top is infinite. Go bulls!

>>17819962
OK REDDIT

Looks good

>>17819943

>>17819794
Right now my plan was spending around 7k buying around 5 different shares with mainly risking it on SHELL and solvay. However im fine with spending my 15k on ETFs and laying it.

iShares Core S&P 500 UCITS ETF

For example take a look at this etf, it was 300 2 weeks ago and is around 230 now, can i ask what makes ETFs better thn shares in my case? Them seem the same, they have highs and lows?

So I have a family friend who is the head honcho at one of BA's NA plants... what kind of subtle questions should I ask for some insider info?

How does anyone make money selling puts anymore?

OH GOD I SLEPT IN AGAIN
WHAT DID I MISS?!??!!!

>>17819987
>America 2021

>>17819987
That's just a normal day in the "ethnic" areas of Detroit.

>>17819919
donald pump at it again
930am Monday, another address to the nation
fuck this

At this rate I expect trump to make a speech at fucking 9:15 on monday

>>17819943
Redder than the pits of hell.

>bought some XOM on Friday

I don't know bros
now it seems like we haven't reached bottom yet
0% interest rates from the Fed can't counteract a national shutdown for two weeks and suspension of domestic air travel

>>17820028
lol

Oil is doomed.
Good thing I didn't listen to my old man and apply for petroleum engineer positions last year

Thinking of putting a 4th of my dick in on the first big drop of next week. But what to buy. MSFT? VOO?

>>17819919
*BRRRRRRRRRRR edition

>>17819979
>might close all non-essential businesses soon
Nah they're not going to do that without a lot more cases popping up.

>>17820026

>>17820036
Delta hedge
If you keep rolling the sales at this iv you eventually win

How did tsla call sellers make money at 900?

>>17819943
https://youtu.be/Te-NEBSwr1w

>>17820055
UNLIMITED LIQUIDITY

>>17820059
This. My Mom read an article about how petroleum engineers made good money and wouldn't stop pestering me about it. This was 10-12 years ago. Good thing I went Mechanical.

>>17819919
What's everyone's hodl cheapies. Still iffy on oil at the moment along with techshit.

>>17820043
the priest almost couldn't get the church door open

>>17820051
>>17820049
>By Wednesday, Trump will be giving nonstop live addresses from market open to close while the Fed pumps nonstop

>>17820055
this is why i'm waiting until next week to buy XOM and RDS/B along with other oils

Coronavirus was produced by an alliance of American, Israeli, and Chinese elite to continue their demonic control of the population. This is their first step in the New World Order. Coronavirus was made in a Chinese laboratory as a bio-weapon against the masses. Those Mammon-worshipping Jews were "coincidentally" working on a vaccine before the virus even broke out this whole time. Totally a coincidence, goyim. They'll use this vaccine as a way of controlling the population further, for whatever devilish purposes they have in store. Anyway, I'm thinking we're in for a green Monday. I expect to see +2% or so in futures by tonight.

>>17819943

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17819994
And all that shit is happening in the richest part of the country.

>>17820102
Visa
Johnson & Johnson

and eventually
AMD
Microsoft
Apple
Oil

>>17820091
doesn't that just mean you lost $40,000 every year for 12 years?

>>17819943
Green. It's obvious, you can see all the unwarranted fear.

>>17820102
Buy McDonalds, or any fast food really. Big bounce potential when this shit is all over, people are going to get sick of eating toilet paper and they'll be desperate for a burger.

When do asian markets open, sometime in the next couple hours right?

>>17820055
Sold mine to break even. Supply chain issues and saudi shit can make or break it.

>>17820108
Wednsdays the Fed
watch him then announce markets closed for the week

Got in to email conversation with older brother yesterday. It seems to wants to long hodl Tesla now. I told him that's madness and it isn't cheap enough yet to even consider. He then veered off in to talking about how he's done a lot of research on electric cars lately. Thinks the energy sector will be all renewable green whatever "soon" and oil/gas will be defunct. This is concerning. He's going to lose money.

>>17820026
how often is the cfd weekend and accurate indicator for the futures and then for the real market?

>>17820005
Post the /lgbt/ portfolio of yours

Lawanons > Bankanons > medfags >>>>> eng*neerfags

WHY THE ORANGE IS TALKING EVERYDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHRIS WALLACE FUCKS NUUUS
ABOUT TO HAVE TONY “Omae wa mou shinderu” FAUCI ON
AND STEVE “the big guns” MNUCHIN

>>17820104
Wat


>tripfag who doesn’t even do tarot good believes the vaccine is real
Kek

>>17820155
7 hours or so. I'm trading on Tokyo, Hong Kong, Taiwan and Mumbai markets right now - extremely lucrative opportunities that not a lot of people know about.

>>17820129
Kek

Its also humans interpreting those signals.

>>17820126
Wonder if the nation wide store closures can sink fapple compared to ze pomp

>>17820182
Hey as long as he's talking by himself without any adults i'm fine without. From when he first opened his mouth on friday for the next few minutes SQQQ spiked until he got a team of people without dementia to take over the conversation

>>17820169
Its not so.bad as long as he waits to buy tsla after q1 or if he bought under 300
If hes buying

>>17820190
Oooooo do tell
I’m not hedged and I either want to sell futures or buy inverse ETFs on foreign markets. Possible?

>all this free money + dividends in Oil and Gas await you

New Macro Voices
https://youtu.be/tVMzhVXvmqA [Open]

> Oil was crashing already, bin Salmon faking this oil price war to give appearance he is in control
> Easily could go to $15 oil!
> March 20th expiration options up to $500 billion.. profit taking equals liquidity catalyst and possible "face ripping" rally
> Junk bonds diving
> BBB bonds become junk? Bloodbath as institutional investors are forced to sell. $150 billion in BBB energy companies meets oil price war

I’ve been increasingly stressed for the past weeks. Not because I have tens of thousands in the S&P, but because of this damn virus. Well, not even because of the virus, but because of all the measures they are taking. Mass panic is increasing, and I fear famine in the future. Might sound exaggerated, but the situation is just so unpredictable. I almost wish the virus was never discovered and it was just seen as an above average flu season.

>>17820068
this is by design, fren. It will happen in the US, disregard the cases. They're doing it all ower the western world, even when there's no real need for it. First they ban travels, then they close up schools, then businesses and then you're officially in forced quarantine. They have done this in this exact same sequence in Italy, then spain. Portugal is arond the corner even if they have almost no cases and france is next. Fuck, they're locking down argentina even if they have like 3 cases or something like that. This isn't about the virus, it's about misdirectioning attention from the oncoming economic collapse that will make 2008, 1987 or even 1929 look like great times to be alive.

>>17820190
the only positions I haven't closed yet are hong kong ones. It may be like pottery, but my asian stocks still kind of hold on. The us market was absolutely decimated, 300% worse. May I ask you what are you buying/holding?

>>17820236
How many of those are going to go bankrupt on 30$/barrel oil?

>>17820245
Kek

It was dumb western ego

Its a soft wakeup call. Be thankful for it.

>>17820265
Especial the small time natural gas and shale oil production

>>17820238
I didn't get the option part, they take profit and use it to buy stocks==>rally?

>>17820177
> Logisticians >

>>17820213
The stock market is 80% emotion.

You may hate it, but Trump's strategy is effective.

bought TQQQ calls, did I fuck up? /biz/

>>17820245
Should've realized now we were hanging on a thread. The thread's been cut and we are free falling.

>>17820236
>Buy O&G cheapies for the dividends after the industry gets bogged
>Companies respond to low prices by cutting dividends

>>17820265
>>17820290

not sure but they're all suffering ~75%-85% losses and trading around 1/7th of their 52 week high. thats the bet: can they make it through or will they go bankrupt?

i know Exxon Shell and Chevron will be good but you can only make 2x on the big guys. you can make x7 on the ones i've listed if they can survive

>>17820245
it's natural to be stressed about this. As you say, not the virus, but the measures. We're into commie territory here. I don't know where you live, but just imagine a lot of niggers chimping and all the country in lock down, LEO too busy to mantain real order? It'll be beautiful.

I'm scared shitless and I live in europe, we're flooded with muslims but not to the level of america with niggers.

>>17820265
on that list? all of them. only 5 US shale producers can survive $30 oil

>>17820360
Which are they?

So i recently heard about gush Wouldnt it be a good idea to wait a bit and then yolo 1000 $ into it? If the oil wars ever stop you would make a shitton of money right?

Daily reminder that it always pumps on the last 30 min of Friday.

>>17820360
>US shale producers can survive $30 oil
which ones are those?

>>17820337
Just sue them for not asking for consent when they raped you out of tendie funds.

Are there any Italians itt? What's it like where you're at? Its getting pretty weird here in america.

who /gatedcommunity/ here?

>>17820335
i think you are going to get wrecked on monday but what do i know...

>>17819415
where can i get info on the betting markets? how good of a leading indicator are they usually?

>>17820245
>above average flu
>golly, what's happening over in italy? hospitals are being flooded with more patients then usual, they can't even keep up. 20k extra people in the hospital than average this year, thousands dead from pneumonia?
I don't think you understand just how bad it is.

>>17820396
My gated community has armed guards

>>17820374

>>17820395
I'm in the northeast, stopped working last tuesday; everything is closed, only supermarkets are open, streets are empty.

GUYS
WHAT HAPPENS IF THE BANKS CANT PAY BACK THE FED!?

Do they wipe the T-bills or something or does the treasury then just owe the fed instead of the bank? Does that become “money printing” retroactively or some shit?

>inb4 we’ll have bigger problems if that happens
Just trying to figure out the territory before I have to navigate it.

>>17820368
Exxon, Chevron, Occidental, and Crownquest can operate at $31. some say Exxon and Chevron can go as low as $26

>>17820396
i live in the upper middle class suburbs (massachusetts, average $800k+ homes), some of the best public schools in the state, lots and lots of jews with, as you might expect, minimal minorities. considering i can still make loads of money trading stocks from my bedroom, im think im gonna be pretty comfy for the next couple of weeks/months/whatever.

>>17820461
Jeeze, XOM it is.

>>17820236

Complete fools gold

>>17820453
>puberty blockers

excuse me?

>>17820453
To my knowledge if banks default on repo loans the fed keeps the treasuries. Repo loans are structured in a way where the treasuries used as collateral are worth more than the cash given in the repo loans, so a default would be a net loss to the banks and a net gain to the fed. Since the treasury bonds would be owned by the fed, all interest payments would go to the fed.

The interesting question is how would liquidity and the availability of repo loans in general would be impacted by banks defaulting on repo.

>>17820461
>>17820474


Shell isn't American but could also be a good buy. Also i didnt see Conoco, EOG, or Andarko on that list?

>>17820491
What kids are given when their parents decide they should trannies

>>17820491
this is (((the economist))) what did you expect? It's the shit they give kids that "self identify" as a different gender. All with the backup of the (((medical community experts)))

>>17820359
Netherlands. I do think we’re worse off than the US. I believe the US military power and amount of domestic food production can keep things fairly in control. When shit hits the fan in europe it’s truly everybody for themselves.

Last night there was 300 Italian deaths, day before was 250...

>>17820491
A nine year old boy identifying as a girl would take these puberty blockers so he prevents his body getting pumped full of testosterone and makes the transition to female easier when he turns thirteen or whatever the transition age is. AKA, child abuse.

>>17820229
>>17820249

Asian markets are more volatile/speculative in general and mispricings are very common. For example, some closed-end funds trade at extreme discounts to NAV over there. So you can just buy them and short the stocks it holds for profit and have no risk at all.
Also, emerging market ETFs like EEM, EFA etc that are listed in the US can't be priced accurately during regular trading hours since the component stocks trade in Asia. If you can follow those stocks, you can make fairly good options plays on those ETFs.

But I mostly trade volatility on individual equity that I've followed for a long time. (Xiaomi, Tencent, etc.) Just set up a positive gamma position while trading the underlying to neutralize delta.

pic related, the women are E-mini futures for the S&P.

>>17820553
Cause they're all old as fuck

All Lush Cosmetics now closed until end of the month
source: my email

>>17820530
>>17820554
>>17820535
jesus christ... bill burr was right when he said "we need a new plague". suddenly i don't feel so bad about coronavirus, i hope a bunch of these limpwristed faggots get wiped out.

>>17820572
now all we need is for Starbucks to close and basic bitches will wither away

How will you feel is the Dow drops over 4,000 tomorrow?

say something nice about my favorite e-girl
https://youtu.be/J9tk9smuung

>>17820589
sb is going to close the lobby to all its stores soon.

>>17820507
Well that would probably mean a bailout or the Fed does their job right for once and lets the banks default, levying a pay structure to those who deposited the money, but the bank lost. Meaning the bank top ends would have to pay it off or make a means of paying it off.

IIRC an ex Goldman Sachs is actually in one of the Fed positions of powet, and there may be more scattered throughout, so the latter case may not happen any time soon, but we should hope.

>>17820594
gonna me some money tomorrow

Is Trump really going to just talk about progress against the Wutang virus at this press conference, or is he going to order a shutdown?

Where is the screenshot of that faggot who said NYC will never be locked down
I want to have it ready for when NYC gets locked down

>>17820474
>>17820375
Saudis and Russia want to stop US shale, US shale can change global geopolitics to heavily favor the US in the long term. Once the US is fully energy independent, it will stop backing the saudis. Then Iran( the dominant military middle-eastern power) will fuck the sauds because they're the only economic, oil producing competition and are the wrong kind of muslim.

germany over 5000 confirmed infections, 4 deaths. norway over 2000 infections 2 deaths. italy's falsefied calculated numbers (infections likely in millions) by now.

hotels, restaurants, air travel and cruises losing 1-3 month period 50-80% customers likely but will not cause depression or anything like that, would require real estate or bond crash. ill prolly going back to mcdonalds drive thru already next week ;)

Do you guys think the Nikkei is going to keep going down?

>>17820594

>>17820594
sounds like a good shorting opportunity, if the trend reflects that. damn it feels good to be a Day Trader Chad. if it crashes i short and make money on the way down, if the FED poomps it i go long and make money on the way up. no stress from holding overnight, i love it.

>>17819962
awaiting your pink screams come monday

>>17820625

I won a £1,000 bet with my family when I said "All English premiership football will be suspended within 2 weeks"

>>17819962
>SPY 185
For what reason?

>>17820659

That's based, use it to buy lots of toilet paper for your bottom and win more bets.

>>17820632
>italy's falsefied calculated numbers (infections likely in millions) by now.
source

3.5 hours until Futures open and we immediately hit limit down -5%. -13% circuit breaker will trip on Monday. Whose ready?

>>17820521
i've seen some lists from artiles on oilprice.com include Conoco and EOG.

>>17820606
Pleb tier taste. Having a favorite e girl is already cringe, but her, really?

>>17820642
>PM Abe
>we good, no national emergency guys
>olympics will go on

>>17820681
they test only severely ill elderly who seek help. in cruise shio, where everybody was tested and infected the death rate was below 1%, that is accurate

>>17820682
I don't think it will be that bad.

>>17820682
>Whose ready?
It's 'Who's' in that context, anon.

>>17820245
How do you get famine? Jesus this is some dumb panic shit.

>>17819962
Ive never traded options and have been reading up on them but Im confused about something. if Im understanding this correctly, you expect QQQ to hit $150 by next friday to break even? Is that possible?

>>17820413
>expecting Italy to have it's shit together
Man they are still recovering from the Roman empire, why is anyone surprised Italy is doing shitty?

>>17820699
So no?

>>17820682

Level 1 is guaranteed, what is the chance level 2 & 3 will hit?

SAS announced that virtually all demand for air travel has evaporated, its almost widely accepted even amongst some normies now that civilisation will never be the same again, if it survives at all.

Brexit referendum caused an 8% fall, just one EU country. Today the entire schengen area was de facto abandoned. The EU itself may cease to exist in weeks

>>17820731
You can sell your options before break even and still make a profit

>>17820749
Cool so when the EU falls, what will liberals say about Brexit?

>>17820030
>what makes ETFs better thn shares in my case?

1) You are unlikely to make perfect decisions. Picking 5 good companies is obviously more prone to failure than picking the average of 500 good companies.

2) Let's assume you're a savant stock-picker and you zero in on 5 really good ones and do everything right. Next year Shell goes tits-up with an epic accounting scandal like it happened to Enron in 2001. Bam. There goes 1/5th of your investment. Low chance, but it's a real chance. If you're in the S&P 500 you're probably not even going to feel one company dropping out.

3) Diversification and cluster risk. The S&P 500 goes across all kinds of industries. If oil goes down, maybe consumer goods go up and cancel eachother out? The systemic risk (ie the whole market tanking like it does now) is the same. But beyond that it's a whole lot safer to invest into a broad index than individually picked stocks.

But honestly - learning by doing. Set aside a small amount of your money and just blow it on whatever you feel like. Then track your investment for a few years and learn from that. Once you have money in the market it feels completely differently. There's a practical aspect you can't learn from theory (especially if you don't believe in theory and reading like it seems to be the case with you).

>>17820630
Can I clarify if GUSH that people are talking about is linked to US shale as well and that’s why people think it will go bankrupt and drop?

>>17820749
God I hope so, fuck the EU

>>17820645
this pic had me laffin, whats the original

>>17820059

Oilchads assemble!!!
What's going on multiple choice edition:
Clearly it isn't about putting shale out of business since those companies will just get bought up by bigger US oil companies like XOM and produce again when prices rise.

Is it?

A) Russia and Saudi Arabia are pretending to fight while really still working togethe, using the leverage from this crisis to keep the US from intervening in their conspicuously simultaneous power consolidation of Putin seeking a life term and MBS arresting rivals with friend in the USA.

B) Russia and Saudi are looking to put a final nail in US shale by tanking the economy so that Bernie gets elected, who has promised to outlaw shale oil.

C) Saudi is genuinely screwed if Russia doesn't decrease the price soon due to their problems with expats leaving/ need to diversify.

D)MbS is a complete retard and is doing this because Putin hurt his fee fees and made him look stupid.

>>17820297
Tbh I don't understand that part either

>>17820778
dow jones 20000

>>17820766

Liberals are in tears because globalisation ended last week.

If odd because we fought for 3.5 years to get the government to actually accept the referendum of 2016, then 5 weeks after we leave the EU, it collapses anyway

>pic is domestic flights routes cancelled in the UK after our biggest airline collapsed about a week ago

Mnuchin NOT looking confident, not sounding good. This fucker needs to step up his game.

>>17820535
>this is the economist
the economist is critical of the use of puberty blockers

It uses data to show that when these kids aren’t given the hormones, the vast majority of them “decide” that they are not transgender. I can speculate on why, that it’s a phase or whatever, but the point is that the economist isn’t the liberal clownworld shit you think it is, mr. Faggot. You should read it before you reach these assumptions.
That said I disagree with them on a number of things.

>>17820554
>>17820585
>>17820530
Its a real problem, just like all these lost kids getting surgery because they don’t understand why they feel like there’s something wrong with them.

It’s so sad. It’s why I can’t laugh about the tranny suicides. Something is going wrong and I don’t know if it’s from environmental causes like the phthalates and other endocrine disrupters we use in our every day plastics and cosmetics, or if it’s cultural, or both.

Also, apparently in the UK it’s mostly girls who want to be boys?

Trump has a fucking announcement Monday morning at 930
Even if we want red he will pump it Green

>>17820642
I don't understand how japan has a gap the size of Germany and the UK when its only export is anime, it has no natural resources, China always steals their manufacturing secrets, programming is a struggle for them, their location for shipping isn't better than a bunch of other countries

>>17820818
Wait, which airline collapsed? we in the US are missing out on all the death of globalization news

>>17820792
All of the above. But US shale will never fall completely, its just delaying the inevitable.

>>17820838
>It’s why I can’t laugh about the tranny suicides

Faggot

>>17820792
I wouldn't be surprised if the correct one was D.

>>17820763
thanks. I guess break even doesnt really mean break even lol. I'll read up more on it

>>17820852
Flybe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flybe

>>17820847
>japan
>its only export is anime
???

>>17820768
Im going to yolo on shell a small amount, how do people buy etfs? do they buy multiple or just alot of 1 etf?

>>17820852

Flybe. It was the biggest airline in the UK. It already received government subsidy because it was so important. Essentially ran most of the domestic UK flights.

"Too big to fail" and collapsed last week

>>17820847
>when its only export is anime
You're forgetting about manga

>>17820771
I'd stay away, look at GUSH asset allocation, the good and the bad are equally weighted @ 2% allocation, and there are more bad over leveraged underprofitable companies than long term survivers

>>17820908
WOW, did the UK run out of money to prop it up?

>>17820893
Oh sorry they also export figmas

>>17820908

When they're bankrupt and many others will follow i'm not sure how people still predict "bullish" runs and still proclaiming it to be a nothingburger.

guys what if since everyone is expecting there to be a dump...there isn't one... like a big middle finger from the elite and institutions

>>17820917
Flybe asked for a £100 million loan, but the Gov't refused to grant it

>>17820924
Hey, people can see pumps happening between but this is going to be a slow bleed. Volatility is already going down and futures aren't a good indicator at all when it comes to the end of the day especially in this market.

>>17820944
I'm half expecting a two week freeze on the market. Wouldn't be surprised if some obscure law gives POTUS the power to do so.

>>17820771
Don't bet on oil companies if you want to bet on oil price. Bet on oil price itself. Oil price will do what it does regardless of bankruptcies and terrible earnings reports from producers.

>>17820944
I'm guessing more than likely this will happen because the pump will come from them buying up stock to short fucking over all the retarded bear fags with terrible timing. The little guys always get screwed.

>>17820908
sounds like a failure of government more than the company

>>17820843
source on this i cant find it?

>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-usa/germany-tries-to-stop-u-s-poaching-german-firm-seeking-coronavirus-vaccine-idUSKBN2120IV?feedType=RSS&feedName=businessNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FbusinessNews+%28Business+News%29
and so it begins...

>>17820847
I was looking for a non meme answer but thanks for your input I guess

imagine thinking tomorrow wont be green. the virus was priced in thurs.

>>17820792
A and some of B, but I don’t think they’re counting on bernie. He’s done. Stop memeing him into president, he’s done.

>>17820630
This is fucking up iran, i suspect that’s a finge benefit for the saudis. But the us is so deep in the Saudi pocket, there’s no way it’ll turn against them.

>>17820507
So if the banks default, then the money the fed gave them and they spent on bonuses or whatever becomes “printed” right? It’s increased the amount of USD?

Because the fed creates those dollars to “buy” the treasuries from the bank in the first place?

>>17820617
It’s the revolving door phenomenon. If you were paying attention during the deepwater horizon catastrophe, you might remember a lot of details coming out about former oil industry folks running the government bodies that were supposed to be regulating the industry.
The problem is, the people who know the industry are generally people from the industry, so they’re usually the best qualified. And the people best at understanding finance don’t get government jobs, they government doesn’t pay that well.

>>17820877
I'm pretty sure break even just means you make back your premium

>>17820989
Coaxing jerry scientists over to the winning team is an American tradition.

smg is comfy 2bh. green tomorrow check em

>>17820999
I have plenty of screen caps to capture all the butt hurt from the bear fags once this happens. I'll keep posting nothing burgers to piss them off.

Is it too late to get in on SNY? indicators were really good on Friday right before the bell.

>>17821014
Meant for
>>17820876

fake news!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239252169150410752

>>17821020
Checked, DOW will be 1020 by April

>>17820989
This doesn't make any sense on so many levels.

>>17821015
I'm pretty sure this is Journalists being there retarded selves and not understanding this is about manufacturing supplies.

>>17820971
In what way would you bet on oil price other than specific big companies like XOM?

>>17820989
just replace them with more refugees. After all, most of the African continent is unaffected

>>17821040
It does and it doesn't make sense, welcome to reality kid.

>>17821033
fugg

>>17821042
You can buy an ETF tracking oil price futures or you can trade the futures directly.

>>17821033
Damn, but also yay, fucking firesale

>>17820996
Do your own research and maybe ask a real question instead of "duhhh how far can red line go down?????"

I love weekends on /smg/. There are serious discussions and all the wojack spamming fags fuck off

>>17820860
Post portfolio and fuckoff
>>17821015
based answer and cute flatty

>>17820679
>>17820731
Exactly like this >>17820763 says, I have 0 intention if holding a single one to expiry, imho no one ever should. But in times of absurd volatility like this, it's very easy to swing OTM puts
>>17820656
Oh no, I'll lose what little is left of my profit on profit on profit after Friday's pink wojacks, how will I survive.

>>17820589
Won't where I work (SEA)

DOW is already -4% for weekend. There is no pump on Monday. The only question is how many circuit breakers we hit.

https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

>>17821059
Your pick of an oil ETF?

>>17821052
A vaccine can't be specific to a single country, it wouldn't work, vaccines aren't a magical barrier that makes you immune.

>>17820908
>>17820952
>>17820877
Airlines go bust on the regular nowadays. In 2017 Monarch went bust, then 3 other airlines in europe also went bankrupt in the same fucking month. In 2019 5 airlines were gone, All in the same month of september.

>>17820699
They just shut down one of their nuclear reactors.

>>17820236
>buying bankrupt companies that will cut dividends
lmao!

>>17821021
All the carl's jr shilling in that series was really fucking weird

>>17821086
>weekend wallstreet
stop with this gay ass meme

>shorting made illegal

>>17821086
Jesus christ I hate that SMG has found this. You realize they're just CFDs that Americans can't even trade right? Since when does an American give a shit about what niggers, chinks, spics, and europoors think? I'm absurdly bearish, but 0 because of this. Let's just wait for futures to open in 3 hours.

>>17821100
That's not even what I was talking about but ok.

>>17821123
Retards here know very little on how that these things are shit poor indicators of anything.

>>17821090
USO. UWT if you want 3x leverage.

hey guys remember when I said on Friday that the weekend would be nothing but back to back coronavirus news, shutdowns, etc

haha imagine if I had been right haHa

>>17820838
>it’s mostly girls who want to be boys?
This is why I hate trannies the most. They stole my fucking tomboys

>>17821142
It's been that for a while now. A lot has happened on the news other than Corona you narrow minded faggot.

>>17821114
>>17821123
>>17821133
It’s just one newfaggot who keeps posting it like it’s a real thing. We’ve gotten so many retards this month, fuck that anon who linked us from pol’s cvg threads.

Reminder that Eizouken is /biz/ kino and most of you here would enjoy it

>>17821138
Also! And this is important: if you are trading a commodity futures based ETF you should be doing TA on the benchmark it derives from. Don't do TA on the ETF itself as the volume and price action will be a little different than the benchmark and may lead you astray.

>>17821150
aaaaaaaaaaaa
Raise the damn shelf

>>17821105

The UK has been shutting down nuclear reactors too without any official mention. You can tell because the output fell from 6GW to 4GW and they never reduce capacity

>>17820989
I thought Germany was full of scientists and engineers and doctors?

Got lucky, bagged more PT this afternoon. Will wait till later this week to bag more TP. Let things kinda die down. I'll prob just order the shit online. Save me from having to hit store after store. I've got plenty to last us a few weeks as it is but you never know.

>>17821190
Holy fuck anon your going to be rich!

>>17821189

I see a drug dealer who will stand around in a park in italy somewhere, another who will sell fake african goods in rome, and another who sells Eiffel tower replicas in paris, the others will commit small crimes or work jobs in kitchens cleaning dishes.

FYI this is the only place to get fast updates on the corona panic.
I know... I know... Don't sign up for an account just get the headlines
https://old.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/top/?sort=top&t=hour

>>17821189
God, how dumb and naive and clueless about the world do you have to post this shit in the pic?

is buying GE leaps a bad idea?

>>17821229
Don't buy GE, they have so many fucking problems.

>>17821229
>touching anything GE
prepare to lose money

>>17821222
/cvg/ is better

>>17820562
that's me fucked then. eurofag here with crappy broker, not allowed into options. What's laughable is that I'm holding positions in tencent and xiaomi too.

I do get the strategy with the ETFs tho, KWEB has given me some smiles.

>>17820838
I'm not saying the economist is liberal per se, you retard. It's the rotschild's magazine, though, and they're financially backing that kind of things, whatever they may print or publish on their rag for goys.

>>17821189
>>17821218
>>17821227
Are you for real with this shitty bait?

>>17821222
>Austria will fine people for up to 3600 Euros if they do not adhere to curfew/lockdown, starting Monday.
OH SHIT!

>>17821229
LEAPs in general are retarded

prove me wrong

>>17821247
Definitely people that think this retardedly irl, I have met them.

>>17821222

I prefer https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/15/coronavirus-latest-updates-trump-tests-negative-as-spain-orders-nationwide-lockdown-uk-us-australia-italy-europe-global-economy

It's a good free source with updates practically every few minutes

>>17820989
As is tradition G*rmcucks

>>17821247
>Poes law
>he doesn't know real people actually believe bullshit like this.
Don't you know we live in a clown world?

BUY AMDCOIN

>>17821261
This is impressive, thanks I will add it to my info loop.
Really trying to time buying back in perfectly. I do think this is insane panic but we should all be thankful for this learning opportunity and pay close attention to how the market moves

>>17821164
i love that show.

>>17820989
>>17821040
>>17821100
Some background info - they're talking about CureVac, a company that's deloping a compltetely new (and completely untested) kind of vaccination where you directly inject virus DNA into the muscle so the muscle starts producing the spike proteins (the outwardfacing thing that gives a corona virus the look of a crown). Your own muscles release the spikes into your blood which supposedly trains your immune system. Advantage: You don't need to mass-produce a vaccine, just replicate the DNA and inject it, relying on your own body to manufacture the "vaccine". Drawback: Completely shady and untested. CureVac has a few animal studies and was hoping to start human testing this summer if regulators gave their OK.

The current story goes back to some reporting this morning where a large German paper claimed that Trump personally asked for a deal where CureVac would sign over exclusive rights to their discoveries to the US in return for money. This afternoon the German health ministary was like "yup, we confirm the reporting". Yes it's fucky, but it's exactly the kind of fucky you'd expect from Trump. That's exactly his idea of a "deal". It would have a legal basis in patent law as well (though the best bet is simply keeping their shit secret).

I believe it's just the perfect storm of a shady company feeling hampered by regulator and wanting government hand-outs, plus a senile dotart who is panicking about his re-election chances wanting to score a huge media win. In short - it's retarded.

>>17821239
>>17821240
why? ge will just a get a bail out

>>17821252
why? im factoring in this stupid chink flu and i suspect its effects will last a year or so

>>17821300
Do you know when that will happen?

>>17821123
are you this mad because you don't have enough freedums to trade CFDs

>>17821293
>Really trying to time buying back in perfectly

(/)(;,,;)(/)

(/)(;,,;)(/)

(/)(;,,;)(/)

>>17821309
ge hasnt been this low since the 80s

>>17821300
How is GE essential to the survival of the country?

>>17820360
Those are midstream companies (pipelines and terminal services and shit), not producers. They're still fucked though. The MLP structure is NOT built for sudden demand shocks.

>>17821293
>Really trying to time buying back in perfectly
>Literally trying to trade news
Whew, this guy

>>17820838
kill yourself faggot

>>17820337
This. The point of the dividend was to hold oil long term. Not much point when first drop they cut it to almost zero.

This is my 2020 game plan for cheapies accumulation

May swap SPYD for something else

>>17821328
thats true. maybe they go in to electrical car engineering? what about at&t? good divies another "america's company"?

>>17821311
No, CFDs are retarded, I'm plenty comfy trading options. If I feel the need to gamble more I'll get into futures or forex. Go ahead and explain why CFDs are an attractive investment product.

>>17820688

so basically, chevron, exxon, shell, conoco, EOG, Occidental and Crowncrest are the only safe bets if oil stays at 30$/bbl for any decent length of time?

What companies would be most positively impacted by an excess of dead bodies that need to be removed

>>17821358
Gas companies because they will be burned not buried

>>17821138
>>17821169

DWT if you want to "short" oil price right? UWT goes up if oil goes up, but DWT is the inverse

>>17821328
>makes Boeing engines
>makes xray, mri, and other medical machines
>makes oil and gas equipment
But yea, they are not doing good right now. This is not helping.

>>17821325
No shit but who knows how much lower it can keep going still. Like I said they have a fuck ton of problems minus everything going on now.

>>17821358
Carriage Services

>>17821242
They own part of every profitable enterprise, either directly or indirectly (they invested in Vanguard back in Bogle’s day, and vanguard ETF’s own every publicly traded company)

I’m not saying they’re not biased, but they’re one of the best around. Especially in print, with free podcasts that have decent production value, and cover more than just US and UK political bullshit.

If you want to learn about new discoveries regarding early European diets and how they changed through trade with the chinese, based on dna analysis of recently unearthed latrines from the Silk Road... well they don’t cover that in every publication. They have enough of the offbeat stuff to keep me interested.

>>17821277
>>17821256
There are retards of every idiotic belief, and most who preach this shit on the internet are just virtue signaling and can’t defend their bullshit when you really press them on it. But repost a picture of Rabbi Fuckyougoyimstein memes is also retarded. And there are also retards in this clownworld who are stupid enough to think this is a real person.
It’s misinformation. If there are so many people who think like this that you know them personally, then post their twitter and Facebook garbage, not fake shit designed to be provocative.

>>17821379
yes

>>17820049
1.124 T USD into the dow...I'm still looking for answers in this. Someone else mentioned the jump could have been the "covering of shorts"...but really? Suddenly during Trump's speech which really wasn't good news at all, the covering of shorts added ~1.124+T gain market cap in DOW? Can someone explain this to me? I'm getting more and more worried that the Fed will print the fuck out of money, loan it to whoever is in cohorts with them, and then this second entity is buying up the stock market...this just acts totally inflationary on the market. Stocks would stabilize or rise, but not because they are of additional intrinsic value, but because of inflation alone; and the bank/hedge fund etc that is doing all this buying will then own a huge chunk of the american stock market. Can someone explain? Those who watched the market live this past week will know the market pumps were far from natural, especially because of how it affected the index (and during low-volume).

>>17821372
Haha this is what I’m looking for

>>17821394
Do you think gm would see a slight uptick because they own caddy who sells hearses?

>>17821331
I'm taking in anything I can understand. I sold close to the top based on corona, repo, and yield curve news... An I missing something important?

>>17819919
GUYS I’VE NEVER BOUGHT A STOCK IN MY LIFE AND I WANT TO START ESPECIALLY NOW SINCE THE MARKET IS LOW!! WHERE THE FUCK DO I START? WHAT APP/SITE SHOULD I USE AND REALISTICALLY I ONLY HAVE 1000 DOLLARS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>17821426
Anon, you ahve posted this in the past 3 /smg/ threads. Why the copy pasta? We all know the fed is going to destroy this country.

>>17821404
>NO YOU CANT POST JOKES THAT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE CRAZY SHIT!

>>17821449
Read the fucking op you retarded newfaggot

>>17821388
Their new CEO has done a shitload right in a very small amount of time. They are one name I am longterm bullish.

>>17821426
Why are those "irregular purchases"?

>>17821426
dont worry. the fed has been working towards this since at least the 80s, if not the 60s. This is the rise of isolationism we're seeing.

>>17821344
I held AM for some time because of the insanely high dividend on it, but with all this uncertainty I can't imagine them honoring such a high yield for as low as the shares trade for

>>17820049
>>17821426
>>17821464
Theres no way he can pump a whole day, hes just trying to prevent another Black Monday.

my dad's retirement through TIAA, I'm actually surprised it's only 100k lower.

>>17821404
>And there are also retards in this clownworld who are stupid enough to think this is a real person.
I have met Bernie supporters or basically anyone supporting a democratic candidate in 2020?

>>17821449
calls on SIX

>>17821351
>investment product
Futures, options, retarded etfs are not investments. At least CFDs are honest about being a gambling scam. Too bad burgers cant take care of themselves and big daddy SEC has to wipe the poopoo.

>>17821426
>Suddenly during Trump's speech which really wasn't good news at all
Get a load of this guy

>>17821189
Could you tell those niggers to move out of the way so I can see them?

>>17819943
a drop not as big as the one earlier, it will drop harder later in the week

>>17821462
That is a good confidence booster, dunno I can't tell you what to do. I wouldn't say it's a bad buy especially how low it is but man that money might be sitting on GE for god knows how long at this point.

>>17821471
it's not pumping, it's creating cash reserves which produce the interest payments which the principal gets dissipated back into nothing eventually giving the m2 supply just the smallest increase thanks to that interest that was paid. this helps with control inflation.

>>17821475
That’s not the point.

RIP Schizo Terry
The world was too harsh a place for your gentle soul

>>17820102
oil, tourism agencies, airlines, some insurance companies

>>17821426
Oh yeah what kind of a speech was Trump supposed to make other than we are stuck in the shit but we at least got a plan to fight it?

>>17821481
I didn't call them investments, I called them investment products, which they are. This is why groups like the SEC are needed, most people are retarded like you and don't know the difference and as such that their gambling.

>>17821454
No good answers yet. I agree, they will destroy the country, but does it mean the real economy goes down while stocks go up due to inflation? Also: is there a way to time the fed pumps [which must be happening through an intermediary that is clearly working with the Trump admin]? Apologies for my persistence in these posts. But if we can break the code...we'll better know how to play our hands.

>>17821484
-national emergency is good news.. lmao

>>17821471
If the fed prints enough, the third party will buy more of the stock market, hedging against inflation. The new inflation basically moves stocks into more realistic valuations, no?

>>17821517
I totally agree. The question is: is the goal to slow the fall? Or is this simply enrichment of that third party that is buying chunks (fucking 16% chunks!) of the market cap?

>>17821510
Man, when he died that's when we entered the dark arch of this manga we call reality with no fucking redemption arch for this story in sight. We have lost a national treasure and have truly hit hard times.

2,5 hours left before futures opn, right?

Every friday for the past four weeks we've seen a massive spike in the final hour before the weekend.

>>17821484
I wasn't, it was just "National emergency, also watch me suck off all these CEOs, I don't have the virus but I'll get tested"

>>17821532
>dark arch
install gentoo

>https://factba.se/topic/calendar
>https://factba.se/topic/calendar
>https://factba.se/topic/calendar


Guys are we sure that Trump will be addressing the nation today? It is not on his schedule. The coronavirus press briefing is though. Can anyone sauce me where he said he would be talking?

>>17821542
Now that the normies know it won't happen again, thanks for jynxing us.

>>17821520
Ok Warren, dont kill yourself when that inevitable margin call comes.

What happens to my puts if Trump closes the stock market?

>>17821501
I'm not investing in them yet, and don't really plan to as I'm mostly an options trader as opposed to a value investor, but as far as a company, they're definitely making a lot of the right steps. I'm sure they wish they sold off their transport sector which they were flirting with early last year, but no one could have imagined what we're seeing now so it's really impossible for me to fault them as their transport sector helps support a lot of their others especially industrial which would see rises in logistics costs if the sold it.

Guys, what happens if the Fed prints and gives to corporations and not banks?

>>17820453
>>17820507
Where do you guys think all the repo money is going? The repo's are vastly oversubscribed...why is it oversubscribed?

>>17821555
> If you know the difference between an investment and an investment product
> The equivalent of knowing the difference between cheese and a cheese product
> You think you're Warren Buffett
The cope is palpable.

>>17821572
banks are corporation
fed loans not gives

apparently futures are up the slightest possible bit

>>17821572

>There are white people who think that Jalapenos are hot

Is this true?

>>17821578
What does vastly oversubscribed mean when it's essentially a global bail out at this point with all this corona bullshit? There are so many generations everywhere that will pay for this, maybe not directly like Americans but indirectly.

>>17821581
>unironical food analogy
I hope your mommy is proud of her cub of wall street

>>17821591
cayenne is the superior pepper. frank's xtra hot is the superior hot sauce.

>>17821595
Absolutely 100% fact

>>17821595
Scales are fucked.

>>17821591
some jalapenos are hot.. i like hot shit.. and i've had some hot jalapenos in my day.. gotta be fresh tho..

>>17821572
Really, habenero peppers are that spicy? I can eat a ton of them by themselves but then again I trained to get my spice tolerance up.

>>17821591
Jalapenos taste bad, all pickled food tastes bad

>>17821387
all those industries could easily be bought out by other competitors once the company goes into bankruptcy

>>17820060
DIS

>>17821353
>EOG
>Safe bet

le no.
EOG is the "apple of oil". It uses fancy tech and new ideas to razzle dazzle dumb investors, innovations which probably make it 5% better than the competition, yet hasn't fallen nearly as hard.

They are due for a correction and will be dumped next week.

Solid oil with upside worth the major risk:
MRO, CPE, PBT

Semi-solid OXY (just acquired someone over the weekend) but has retarded female CEO who drinks buffett's ball sweat with relish. Still a holder tho.

>>17821642
Fresh jalapeño?

>>17821474
If they are in dividend and low volatility (like they should be) their hit will be much less.

>>17821642
Don't ever say that shit in Texas.

>>17821669
Fuck Texas

>>17821669
fuck taxes

>>17821607
Yeah, an unironical food reference to your absurd levels of cope your continuing to display. You see, an investment is an asset, like when you buy a share of a company, it's tangible. This is your cheese okay? So then, you have investment products okay little guy? These are products based on the underlying asset, they're watered down versions who's value is not solely dependent on the asset. This is basically nacho cheese where a small amount of the cheese is used, and then a shitload of shit that isn't cheese is added. Your CFDs are the nacho cheese without even that absurdly small amount of actual cheese in it. You still have provided 0 reason as to why CFDs would be attractive to anyone, and what's worse is you can't even attempt to.

>>17821627

Maybe my taste buds are just fucked. I love the burn of carolina reaper. I need ghost peppers for a bare minimum heat.

Most "hot" sauce might as well be ketchup to me.

>>17821657
Probably fine havent had

>>17821591
Despite the meme name of "scoville heat units" the chart is a literal measurement of how much capsaicinoids are present in each plant.

Ergo there is an objective scale for how "spicy" (read: the quantity of capsaicinoids present) for each plant.

Do futures for asia and europe start earlier at all or is it all at 6?

>>17821680

>>17821595
Different times we have so much socialism inside the system for banks and the rich I wouldn't be worried. Nowadays sensationalism is a big thing cause information travels to fast but itll blow over by next month.

>>17821669
I live in texas im in Laredo right now nigger, peppers are fine pickled shit is gross

>>17821689
Pretty bad, at habanero level I get the sniffles but still enjoyable. After that I don’t get the point cause it’s more heat than flavor to me.

>>17821693
If you go to a Moe’s or burrito making place, try it out.

>>17821689
Your sense of taste is fucked. People who are "picky eaters" (in the extreme, for example people that say lettuce has a discernably bitter taste) have been found, scientifically, to often have more taste buds or a more developed gustatory cortex (taste center in the brain).

>>17821712
>>17821708
>>17821695
>>17821689
>>17821688
>>17821669
>>17821657
>>17821642
>>17821630
>>17821627
>>17821615
>>17821591
>>17821572
>>>>>>/ck/

>>17821547
>>17821527
Did you not see his previous speeches regarding Coronavirus?

This was a complete 180. He went from ”nothingburger“ to “we’ve got this”. (AND he said he’s going to buy the oil flooding the markets, to help keep the oil industry from having major defaults, AND massive loans to travel industry, AND freezing of the interest in American debt including student loan debts, which could win him major points against the Dems in November)

If you don’t understand how significant that is and why it would cause shorts to cover AFTER a 20% drop in the markets in record short time, then I’m wasting my time explaining this to you.

>>17821532
There’s still hope for redemption, but it will not be easy. Most of the doomers will not make it.

>>17820060
I’m repositioning. Cash is king again, but also:
Top tier:
VIG
Costco
JNJ
PEP
KO
Mid tier:
LLY
REGN
VZ
CLX
New addition: PFE

>>17821689
What's weird with me is, I love spice, habaneros are great. But my body does not, and it's impossible to stop my nose from watering and face from going red. I'll be asking for more while not is just running everywhere, so I've abandoned anything with a quick spice factor. Any slow building spice I handle fine, but the effects I get from instant hot stuff is just too annoying to make it enjoyable anymore.

>>17820944
I think in this case it would be safer and more profitable for them to just go with the flow.

>>17821735
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/ebaumsworld/

>>17821688
It's possible that one day you will drop the big boi investor larp, face the fact you are jelly of having at least 1 less instrument available and realize that lying to yourself is -bankroll. But you are a retarded murifat, so chances of that happening are low.

>>17821735

>Giving a fuck about weekend /smg/

Not gonna make it

>>17821754
>>>/porkchop sandwiches/

>>17821595
>stock market was 28,000 in 1929
true facts

>>17821654
>CPE, PBT

CPE is about to flatline
I'm with you on MRO and OXY

>>17820650
nice larping faggot

>>17821767
Lmfao again you can continue to cope by pretending that knowing the definitions of words is somehow larping as a big shot investor, but I don't even trade futures, why the fuck would I have any interest in CFDs? This is cope at levels seldom seen.

>>17821747
It’s a natural reaction called gustatory rhinitis. Many people mistake it for being uncomfortable with spicy foods but it’s something different.

>>17821311
>Bragging about CFD's

so i met a guy at a bar last night while playing pool... says he has over $500,000,000 that he manages.. was telling me he thinks REI is a good buy.. i told him... i got real close.. and i told him.. real real close.. i told him... my guy... my guy... buy LCI my guy

true story... even sent LCI to him in a text

>>17821793
So you guys are pretty confident OXY will be fine and go back to strong divvies?

Thoughts on this portfolio for LONG TERM holding (5-10 years):
UBER
DIS
Z
MSFT
BAC

>Just tried to bribe my manager
>Sent the email accidentally to the entire mailing list for the company

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "+" OR "-"
>+YOUR LAST TWO DIGITS
>-YOUR LAST TWO DIGITS
ADD IT ALL TOGETHER ONCE THE THREAD DIES AND WE WILL KNOW HOW MANY PERCENT DOW WILL CHANGE TOMORROW, MONDAY.

>>17821835

>>17821222
This is so cancer, every other post is about "orange man bad" and "IMBEACH"

>>17821835
Might as well post a pic of what you wrote here for laughs.

>>17821741
I get where you're coming from, and I appreciate the response. I guess I took those items you listed as further indicators of the graveness of the situation. Honestly, I think more help than that will be needed. You know how many people will have their hours cut or be laid off entirely over the next 2 months? I predict job losses happen on a faster scale than in 07/08 recession. This virus is not a temporary effect. It will change the number of people who will want to fly, go on vacations, and what they spend their money on.

>>17821824
>UBER

>>17821835
follow up with.. if you got this email what would you do?

>>17821824
I heard it said Uber would get fucked by holding BBB rated bonds that could be downgraded to junk, though I must say I understand this stuff very little.

Disney CEO stepping down right before the crash seems like a bad sign

>>17821800
>im going to give you a lecture on how I dont care about a particular instrument that is not available to me (including food analogies)
whatever you say, murifat

>>17821801
Interesting, and they definitely do. I'll be saying something isn't hot while snot is just pouring out, so I can understand people being skeptical. Is there any way to prevent the reaction?

>>17821818
yeah but these are long positions on oil. i'm not planing on making any significant money on these for 6-18 months

>>17821845

I offered him 36 rolls of toilet paper to send me on a work trip instead of someone else

>>17821824
Start up tech is fucked
all their funds are in shit bonds that are about to be graded down into junk
gg uber bynd tsla and the other shit

>>17821863
> Point out how retarded people are for looking at CFDs despite me agreeing with the trend they are showing
> 1 Europoor spergs out in attempts to bash America for not being able to buy them
> Explain why we're not as they don't even qualify as investment products, explain why I have no interest in them
> Europoor spergs more and vaguely implies Americans are missing out on some incredible opportunity
> But doesn't actually make any arguments, just spergs out
How this actually went.

>>17821905
How am I the sperging out one when you are so jelly and mad, you are about to have a heart attack?

CHINA REINFECTED

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736

CHINA REINFECTED

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736

CHINA REINFECTED

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736

>>17820594
i'll just keep buying. if it's green i'll sell everything to buy more later

>>17819996
>top is infinite
>market caps are infinite
>there is an infinite amount of fiat
Fuckin pleb

>>17821936
Okay anon you win, I'm considering renouncing my citizenship so I can finally invest in the true miracle that CFDs represent, and I'm just upset that I have to go through such hardship to get what you were handed at birth. It just isn't fair Ameribros, can you imagine how great our market would be if they'd just let the common man invest in CFDs :(

>>17821840
>Apple is closed
There goes the market, lmao

>>17821868
There are treatments or something but it probably costs a lot cause I bet it’s cosmetic. If your insurance is alright, maybe say it’s really uncomfortable and hurts so they’ll let you get it through insurance. I for one don’t care, it really clears my sinuses and I like that aspect.

>>17821851
Oh it’s bad. It’s real frightening. The stock market crashed 20% in record time, that doesn’t just happen, something needs to cause that. Part of that cause was the complete lack of confidence in our governments ability to handle this, when trump comes out and talks about travel bans, pelosi, and it’s just a flu.

Yes things are going to get worse before they get better. But everything announced friday was good news. Declaring a national emergency was actually good news to anyone who was paying attention. Anyone actively involved in the stock market was paying attention to Italy, wuhan, Korea, Japan, and the cruise ship stranded on the California coast.

New:

>>17821971
>>17821971
>>17821971

Volkswagen refusing to close its factory in the heart of the outbreak in Spain, which went under lockdown already.

>>17821894
>toilet paper is a bribe
>sent it to everyone
Well, depending on how you worded it, that sounds like a joke.

>>17821894
Lmao, but why would you want to go on a work trip currently, I would have thought it’d be the opposite?

>>17821946
CHINA NEVER CONTAINED SHIT
CHINKS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LIARS

>>17822009
How can you "contain" a virus with a high R0 in a gigantic country like China?

>>17821946
IT CAN'T BE CONTAINED
IT CAN'T BE STOPPED
Seriously though, supplies are FUCKED.

>>17820272
the biggest blessing the wuhan corona virus will bring is that more people will wake up to how corrupt and immoral China is, how much they lie and how much they poison the planet

>>17820944
not a problem

Tomorrow is win/win bros.
We're all gonna make it.

>>17819943
I've already preemptively sold everything on Friday. I'm waiting for the cash to go back into my account by Tuesday. I will buy 2k worth of silver.

>>17820046
God I hope so.

>>17821807
the spread on most options isn't terrible either. the real cost of CFDs isn't in the spread, it's in the overnight financing costs

>>17821189
top lulz at that image, if even half of that was true then talk about brain drain in their country. who would like that?

Why are boomers still heavily in denial about this? All the ones at my work Friday just kept saying its a cold and will be gone by April. Is it due to a lifetime of immense abundance mentality with no suffering like the previous generations?

>>17821966
>except in china
chinese government really doesn't give 2 shits about their people.
100 bucks on that apple wanted to close in china too but the gov didn't allow them to.

>>17822368
I expect the virus to stay til december at least, but things should normalize around july or so

>>17822427
Wow, you just realized now a communist party of blood suckers is just living off of the live blood of the rest of the people.

>>17822368
My Fox News indicator says boomers are finally concerned that it’s not just a flu starting literally just this weekend.

>>17822705
My boomer parents were on a trip and cancelled if after telling me it wasnt a big deal forever.