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Why dont you just sit on the toilet in your pants to warm the seat up, and you dont need 3 dozen squares to wipe

>>17814112
Just squat on the toilets like a pajeet.

>>17814112
Pooping 2-3 times a day isn’t healthy

>>17814112
Why even bother? you know, bumping this thread
...WHY EVEN BOTHER?!

>>17814241
Based

>>17814112
Why not get one of these faggot?

>>17814250
Its average though. I heard that the ppl which only poop once per day skip eating supper. They usually say "I thought supper and dinner were the same thing" its Breakfast, lunch, Dinner, Supper.

>>17814264
Imagine the smell

>>17814264
That's fucking disgusting, you'd have to put it through the washer right after you shit. It's better to have a built in toilet warmer, this is just degenerate cringy foolishness.

>>17814264
I never knew such a product even existed, it requires more marketing, Greta save the trees!!!!

This dont make sense. My family of four doesn’t go thru one a day. We eat good just not like fatasses. Oh wait. You guys aren’t fatasses are you? Ewww, are you? Can’t hold in your shit from all the tendies and boiled steak huh, nasty. I bet one a day is too little for you, you need more like two or three huh baby fatass :) it’s gonna be okay, Rona will soon silence your fatty lungs dw

>>17814448
>all the tendies and boiled steak huh
wtf anon
I'm a fatass and I shit once a day, use like 15 squares and a single wet wipe

>>17814112
Don't like it, WIPE

>>17814437
you sound like such an npc. do you think for yourself or read what you say? plants are important faggot

>>17814326
Its only average for people with a horrible diet.

>>17814112
Tp millionaire here. I dump an extra roll of soft 3 ply straight into the toilet every time I go without even using it, just because I can.

>>17814112
i spray my seat with alcohol, wipe it then throw a couple of sheets of toilet paper into the toilet so shit doesn't smear.

>>17814112
>Water is colder than the seat
Are all Canucks this stupid?

I do the exact same bit only when at work. I dont trust the tramps in my office with hygiene one bit and the roll is at no expense to myself. Get fucked wagies, I'll be out of there very soon working somewhere I actually enjoy. Also it blocks the toilet nearly every time and I do it at least twice a day out of boredom

>>17814668
holy based

>>17814112
based toilet paper roll salesman

>>17814112
Get a wooden toilet seat you dumbass.

just post the in toilet prices and there will be an end to the horror

>>17814112
Polystyrene is the superior cold-resistant toilet seat material. Here in Sweden, we (or the smart ones) use them for outhouse seats and they're comfortable no matter how cold it gets.

>>17814264
That seat have every type of plague on earth in it

>>17814112

Nigger just buy one of those japanese heated toilets, you'll actually save money as they're only 500 dollars for basic models.

>>17814264

>>17814326

What the absolute fuck. I eat mostly vegetables, lean meats and the occasional snack and I shit once a day despite eating beans.

>>17814112
For me, it's Charmin’ Ultra 2-Ply. The best toilet paper around. I even ask for extra 2-ply at the Walmart checkout counter, and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for Charmin 3-Ply and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Walmart worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three ply. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Walmart Supercenter, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great toilet paper that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily pooing needs.

I even wipe my dog with Charmin Ultra, it’s super soft! What a great toilet paper brand.

I legitimately use 1 to 1.5 rolls/day. That's because I take about 3 really wet and messy shits/day and I like to be a clean wiper. I'm getting nervous though because I only have 34 rolls of tp left which i know won't last me that long.