/biz/ - Business & Finance

no but I am if you know what i mean

what i mean to say is

im COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>17810077
is it a man?

I'm cooming

>>17810077
of course it is. european economy is about to come to a complete stop, the usa economy is coming to a total slow down, canadian economy is slowly coming to a crawl as well. why would you think a recession wouldn't come? it hasn't even begun

>>17810115
yes

>>17810129
this. what's up with these brainlets thinking everything will just go back to normal. You do realize why the economy is slowing down, right? lol. Do they even know the pandemic is happening.

>>17810359
i am about to make a huge mistake from a financial point of view and actually getting a mortgage and buying a house, sinking my savings into the down payment, i may not have a recession proof job and if they lay me off i wont be able to buy a house again till im probably in my 40s in which case i wouldnt be able to afford it anyways. if i do lose my job any job can pay that payment since its 1/3 min. wage

>>17810359
The economy is crashing because companies have too much debt.

>>17810077
Ugly man

>>17810404
You are literally buying the peak of a bubble.

Her bf is likely a person of color and I'm alright with that!

>>17810727
its actually not a bad price i think i am not going to get screwed to badly on the deal, although of course you are right prices are going to drop like a rock everywhere, but will you get a choice of real estate when that happens? i may only have another 20 good healthy years in my life before age starts to hit me, i want to live my life while i have it i may not have enough time to time the market

Damn i want to fuck a tranny lmao

>>17810135
good

>>17810077
VIX almost reached 2008 level
I think the recession is already over

>>17810077
Schiff says it will be worse than 2008. Invest in gold now while it's low.

>>17810077

The media sure needs to come if Barkin' Mad Biden is going to have a chance

>>17810404
anon wtf are you doing. get out NOW.

>>17810466
This. They are using corona as an excuse to pop the bubbles.

>>17810831
You're off by two months also there is no top for VIX

>>17810077
redpill me on that man in op pic

>>17810466
sure, there are secondary and tertiary reasons why the economy would be going to shit, but the catalyst is 100% this pandemic

>>17810834
Worse is an understatement

>>17810768
>its actually not a bad price
>I'm okay with wasting money

>>17810077
When will we know when it's recession time, though? Who decides that? Nobody wants to admit it. Look at the Fed pumping trillions on the stock market. Look at Trump fishing for votes with pretty slides. The elephant is pressing us all against the room wall and nobody wants to admit it's there.

>>17810930
A recession is what two quarters with negative growth?

>>17810077
>he doesn't know

It's already started, faggot.

>>17810875
Volatility suppressor aka options market makers will be involved before it's getting too high

>>17810948
That's the working definition, yes. It's more complex in theory, though.

>>17810890
They are not separate issues. Companies will have to use their credit lines because of supply chain issues as a result of the virus problem. If even a couple of the companies become insolvent as a result of not being able to fulfill debt obligations (they are already overleveraged, obviously), corporate debt bubble pops, the whole world economy collapses. The fed is going to have to work some serious fucking magic or we are absolutely horse fucked.

>>17811035
We've been in a recession for a long time now. Soon the illusion of printed gains will all come apart. All the stats are fake. Inflation is already huge and is about to go Zimbabwe. It will be apparent how fucked we are in a month, life will be completely different in 6 months.

Metal/cryptochads will rule the day.

>>17811070
ofc

>>17811074
>cryptochads
lol no

>>17811074
>cryptochads
Nice halving haha.

>>17811074
>store of value

>>17810404
Just forfeit your earnest money dummy

>>17811093
crypto is trading exactly like gold miners

wait for the bailouts to start before you open your mouth

>>17810129
They can just brrrr us out of recession

>>17811615

>>17811074
You had me until the end.

Metalchads might come out ahead. Crypto is a low grade ponzi of binary fake money with no real value.

>>17810895
how high you think gold goes?

I think with potential inflation real estate is an ok investment

We've been in a depression since 2008

>>17811735
Truth. Every year since then we've had falling standard of living

>>17810800
It rules so much

>>17810077
No it’s not but a massive depression is coming though

Reminder that women beauty is a myth and that no women is above 7.5 without makeup

>>17810120
Enjoy your coom old man, it will be your last.

>>17810102
lol u gay

>>17810077
You won't know until it hits, but yes. Buy Tezos and ARPA as a hedge.

>>17810077
Yes but not a long one. Long enough to shake out all these shit startup companies that will never turn a profit (spice, Casper, uber) though

>>17810077
whats his name?