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How do I invest in bidets?

>> No.17811598

>>17811564
Is this virus legit improving society or what? First it kills the boomers, then it makes mutts start using bidets. What next? converting to the metric system?

>> No.17811657

you missedthe bidet market, invest in funeral companies and watch dollar stores in case this becomes a full blown recession and creates poorfags.

>> No.17811731

>>17811564
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>> No.17812104

>>17811731
lmao, nice pasta

>> No.17812879

>>17811731
this shit again

>> No.17814132
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17814132

Do poorfags honestly not have bidets?

>> No.17814197

> be me a god fearing American
> Notice tp is not there when I go for a stroll through my local Walmart
> Order the best bidet online the Bidet 9000
> Install it with ease using imperial measurements
> Turn it on high
> A powerful jet of water cuts my arsehole wide open
> Scream and reach for tp to wipe up the blood
> There was no tp
> Try and walk to grab a towel but my pants made me trip and fall causing blood to go everywhere
> Typing this right now as its impossible for me to get up with the slippery blood everywhere
> Don't want to call 911 as I can't afford the treatment
> Thinking about bleeding out here on the bathroom floor....

>> No.17814207

>>17812879
Don't like it? WIPE

>> No.17814208

>>17814197
This is why you read the manual first; the high setting is only for the most experienced of ass flushers. You should be happy it didn't come out your mouth.

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>>17811598
They already started using it, "The M1A1 Abrams has a 120mm cannon" see.

>> No.17814235

>>17811598
Kek

>> No.17814430

>>17814197
kek

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>>17814197
Just use a pressure washer if u got one next time

>> No.17814749

>>17811598
The mutts needed hard restrictions. It's the only way now in the US.

>> No.17814856

>>17811564
How do you dry your ass after using one? Designated ass towel?

>> No.17815129

>>17814856
Same way you dry your ass after a shower